Beto O'Rourke Wrote Poem About What???
By Manny Munoz
March 18, 2019
As a teenager, @BetoORourke (then known informally as "Psychedelic Warlord") wrote a poem pleading for genital grooming from a cow:
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) March 15, 2019
"Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen."
He was 16.https://t.co/fyBmF3WYWC
Beto O'Rourke actually wrote this poem. Granted, it was years ago, but a warning before you click. It is ODD.
You can play the video and hear a dramatic reading or read the poem below:
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
Unearthed Young Beto Poem Asks the Reader to ‘Wax [His] A**’ & ‘Scrub [His] B*lls’ https://t.co/7UqZNDhYsr pic.twitter.com/h0QBbN1EIz
— Politic Talks (@politic_talks) March 16, 2019