TEXT TOPIC: Confessions in Professions: What happened on the test drive?

I’m not a car salesmen but when I went on a test drive in BMW a couple of month ago. I ended up having sex with the salesmen in the car. We drove it for like 10 minutes then sex for like 20 minutes. So it was less of a test drive and more of a test ride.

When I was test driving my current car the car dealer broke down and started crying about his marriage falling apart. It was awkward!

we just bought a car and on one of the test drives, we ran out of gas. We had to call them to come get us. We didn''t buy from them!

worked in the auto industry myself, but I had my own experience on a test drive with a new sales rep who said the gas was fine when I questioned how much gas we had, ended up running out of gas on the freeway. The car they came to get me in then also ran out of gas. I didn''t buy from them!!

was test driving and went over train tracks and one of the hubcaps went flying off. Then we found the floor had a huge "bubble" that if you stepped on it, it would move. Found out they sold salvaged cars

dealership let me and my husband drive a car that broke down Once they picked us up they said "we thought that might happen" I was pissed'!

my dad used to sell cars back in the 80''s. My dad is explaining how to use the A/C to an old man when he feels the guy slump over, head resting on my dads shoulder. The guy had a massive heart attack and died.

My cousin was into drugs and she went to test drive a car and at that time you just had to leave an ID so her and her friend stole the car and crashed it

Test Drove a Honda in February with a friend, ended up going up the canyon and got to this parking lot full of snow. Got stuck and took 3 hours to get out. Needless to say, didn''t get the car.

I was test driving an Acura TLX & the salesman said to engage the turbo I should floor it and get up to 4th gear.. we were in a school zone. SMH

Midway through a test drive, a customer pulls over and asks to swap seats with the salesperson so that he can experience the car from the passenger seat. As they are about to drive away, he jumps out and says he feels too sick to go on. Turns out he just needed a ride into town.

A couple wanted to test drive an S500 Mercedes, so I let them take the car out alone. When the couple returned the car, they said that the check engine light had come on and that they were no longer interested, and left. In turns out, the couple had removed $2,500 worth of parts to fix their own S500 at a repair shop not far from the dealership.

test drove a car when I was 17, salesman told me he was polygamist and needed more wives to help with the chores and started eyeballing me, I could get out fast enough

I was a car salesman in the late 90s at the sandy auto Mall. Went on a test drive in a jeep wrangler with someone who wanted to test the 4 Wheel Dr. capabilities and without asking he drove it off the road into a farmers field and buried the jeep up to the axles. We had to get a tow truck to get it out.

use to work at a Toyota dealership and heard this story. someone test drove a Toyota and test drove it to a different dealership and bought a car from that place and left the Toyota there.

had a test drive where guy wouldn’t get the hint I wasn’t gay, he kept asking me if he could "Change my mind"

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