23 Tweets To Laugh At While You Milk The Clock At Work
By Nick Gomez @nickandradio
August 25, 2021
I opened Instagram and this was the first story I saw and immediately closed the app pic.twitter.com/HPFVH3E9XV
— karolina (@rihannasblunt_) August 24, 2021
i don't care that you're anti-pumpkin-spice-in-august let me live pic.twitter.com/Lt9e97v032
— McCABE (@McCabeRadio) August 25, 2021
i hate being an adult. moved where the garbage can was in my apartment and cannot stop thinking about how good it looks. it has quite literally made my week
— big hen (@sylertober) August 25, 2021
How did we find out we have cells? Quickly. https://t.co/S1MmXEwkw0
— Basil of Baker Street (@TheBoyWhoWrote) August 23, 2021
It’s 97 degrees outside https://t.co/4kMUGFbXu5 pic.twitter.com/pxtVekXNyY
— ✨ (@heyjaeee) August 24, 2021
I’m getting real sick and tired of paying for things.
— Crystal Rosas (@LaCrystalRosas) August 18, 2021
Huge shoutout to the girl in my building who lets her hellofresh rot in the mail room every week u make me feel like albert einstein honestly
— helena (@freshhel) August 24, 2021
Finish him. https://t.co/Fts66P1WHL
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) August 24, 2021
interesting how the gym is empty now that they ask for proof of vaccination pic.twitter.com/Aq8v99TrKn
— Jon (@HolyFaguette) August 23, 2021
why is this the funniest tweet @mattxiv has ever tweeted 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/yrTJwYT1gJ
— Clara ♡s paige || LEAS PREGNANT (@WLWPAlGE) August 23, 2021
you had meat coffee pic.twitter.com/kSZuf1qHwM
— lamb chop (@lilmissagitated) August 22, 2021
coworkers: how was your weekend?
— Ryan (@ryanntweets_) August 23, 2021
me: it was nice! really relaxing. pic.twitter.com/YSK3dmQqMn
So for today’s runway challenge pic.twitter.com/YHwftMAz4I
— Holekage of the Hidden Bussy Village (@CAdreamboy) August 23, 2021
I know it’s Grimes under that suit https://t.co/QoiizNXLv3
— hannah (@_hannahryan) August 22, 2021
Bro you owe 250k in loans, the government not trying to kill you with the COVID vaccine lol
— Jordan Saunders (@JSaundyy_23) August 21, 2021
14 year old me would think 22 year old me is the sickest motherfucker in the galaxy n honestly that’s what keeps me going
— HARMONY WOODS 💐 (@HarmonyWoodsPA) August 22, 2021
— Perritos en situaciones random (@twperritxs) August 21, 2021
nobody gatekeeps like Quora just let me read the full answer???? bring back yahoo answers!!!!
— hani (@haniruok) August 22, 2021
stop asking me “wyd” i am literally at home losing my mind
— ... (@ILLUMINUSNUMB) August 22, 2021
This girl at Starbucks yelled across the place “THATS ENOUGH ICE!” And the barista yelled back “this isn’t your order” 👏👏👏
— Jake Wood (@JakeWoody) August 22, 2021
"six months with this incredible human being!!! i love you soooo much baby!!!"
— kate bush’s husband (@airbagged) August 20, 2021
and it's just this guy pic.twitter.com/Kql7016nnl
if i delete a tweet after 1 min it’s bc i am not that person anymore
— matt (@mattxiv) August 21, 2021
Tesla’s making twinks now? https://t.co/ajX339gbwC
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) August 21, 2021