A "Snow Crab" Hoarding "Raccoon" Was Found In Man's Attic, Twitter Thread
By Josie Untalan
September 14, 2021
Drew Olanoff (@yoda on Twitter) probably had no idea he would be spending the day handling a 'raccoon' situation in his attic.
According to his twitter thread, an electrician came by and said "You have a raccoon nested in your attic. Did you guys eat kind snow crabs, because he has a bunch of them up there." Olanoff explains that he was "surprisingly calm" after hearing the news. His wife, April, on the otherhand:
"I know april is nervous because she just gave a wildlife place her name and said "april, like the month" WHICH SHE NEVER EVER DOES."
Naturally, the couples' next move was to HUMANELY take care of the problem. After calling a few places, 'Kritter Kris' came by and turns out the 'raccoon' was actually a possum and the 'snow crabs' were... some kind of plant (not sure from the photo - let us know if you figure it out, lol).
See the full thread below!
actual thing our electrician just said: you have a raccoon nested in your attic. did you guys eat king snow crabs, because he has a bunch of them up there.
— drew olanoff (@yoda) September 14, 2021
(we did not have any snow crabs)
Live look at the war room pic.twitter.com/8l9LOpvuwq
— drew olanoff (@yoda) September 14, 2021
Ok folks. Here’s the last update. What a ride.
— drew olanoff (@yoda) September 14, 2021
It wasn’t a raccoon it was a possum. And more importantly….it wasn’t crab legs. Everyone is safe. pic.twitter.com/ugRWlpDsDd
A lot of Twitter users were invested in this story and followed Olanoff's journey to clear his attic. See their reactions below!
Hahaha this is a skit
— Stefan Etienne (@StefanEtienne) September 14, 2021
Why is your attic raccoon eating better food than I do
— Kelli🎶The Opera Geek (@TheOperaGeek) September 14, 2021
Please end this thread with a photo of you, April, the electrician and the raccoon celebrating at Red Lobster
— Walter Thompson (@YourProtagonist) September 14, 2021
That awkward moment when you find out there's a raccoon squatting in your attic, and he's eating better than you (and not bothering to share). Selfish critter!
— Carlyn Pinkins (@annielfc) September 14, 2021
Thank you for this Tuesday morning laugh!
We don’t have raccoons in Ireland, I am heavily invested in this thread.
— Deirdre McCormack (@MrsDeeMcC) September 14, 2021
So many questions, what will happen when Kritter Kris arrives & where did he get the SNOW CRAB???? pic.twitter.com/RViVK2RjYy
The snow crab mystery must be solved
— Qondi 💛 🐝 🇺🇸🇿🇦🇿🇼 (@QondiNtini) September 14, 2021
You have a Crustacean Crook in your attic pic.twitter.com/ukq9VSUzTZ
It's 2 am in my place and I invested in some racoon scenario. Lol
— AL (@apvillabrille17) September 14, 2021
I think I’m too invested in your raccoon situation, but I’m okay with it. 🦝 🦀 I’m now following you and have turned on alerts. Looking forward to the updates.
— Chynna Haas (@ChynnaHaas) September 14, 2021