Did Jeff Bezos Just Threaten to Kill Leonardo DiCaprio?

You can make fun of JEFF BEZOS' penis rockets all you want. But if you make a play for his girlfriend, he will STRAIGHT-UP MURDER YOU.

A video went viral yesterday of LEONARDO DICAPRIO chatting up Bezos and his girlfriend LAUREN SANCHEZ at some big Hollywood event. And if you ask me, Lauren was making some serious goo-goo eyes at Leo.