Dad Joke Alert: What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing wing wing!

We found the perfect way to embarrass your family this Thanksgiving! Dad Jokes!

Click here for the full list... but here is just a few! [insert eye rolling]

• What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey? All About That Baste.
• What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
• What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing wing wing!
• What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
• Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can't jump!
• Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather.
• Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.
• What's a popular Thanksgiving dance? The turkey trot.
• Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies? Because they use fowl language!
• When do you serve rubber turkey? Pranksgiving!
• What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
• Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!

Here is a little Turkey Playlist too! Drop a Turkey Beat!

curated by Holly Love