"My Cooch Is Dying"

If you're in Australia, you might hear someone talk about the "couch grass" in their yard. TV host Allison Langdon told two lawn care experts that hers was dying.  

But because of her Aussie accent, it came out like this: Quote, "My [cooch] is dying." Her co-host picked up on the double-meaning and he totally lost it. The landscapers pronounced it the same as her, so they went on with the interview.