When Drinking Around The World Goes TERRIBLY Wrong

• I have been saying for many years, you never start your "Drinking Around The World" in Mexico! NEVER! Here's why:
  
  Starting with tequila basically means you're heading down the wrong path. Tequila too early in the day will make dehydrating happen earlier and therefore you'll feel the need to drink more liquor quicker. Thus, turning you into this woman.
• Some might say, "Well Wingnut, that's why I drink water between countries!", to which I reply "Okay cool for you...your one-of-one." Because you and everyone else at Epcot knows, you're there to get trashed by Japan.
• For me, I start in Canada...a Molson perhaps with some maple popcorn. Then it's off to Harp in the UK, champagne in France, pit stop to Spice Table Road to see if my favorite human Daniel is bartending so I can grab a sparkling sangria then off to Bellini's in Italy, and a stop to the pickle tree in Germany. Look, I could give you my Epcot trip but wouldn't you rather just see this drunk human get the boot out of Epcot?

Cause I would! Thanks to TikTok user @ CoraMomster (who's now gone SUPER VIRAL) watch as this very intoxicated human is forced to leave Epcot very much before she wishes:

Insane right? And you know I'm still talking about the drunk lady and not how thirsty everyone is getting over that Orange County Sheriff right?

Sheesh, two types of thirsty people here today.