Groom Comes Down the Wedding Aisle in a Coffin

What would your future wife do to you if you were brought to the wedding alter in a coffin? Would she kill you? Too late, right? No, the guy isn't dead, but he must feel like his life is over or not worth living for after getting married because he was brought down the aisle to get married in a coffin. His friends and family went along with the bizarre statement. Would you allow this at your wedding?