Man Arrested After Sticking Things Under His Kilt In An Antique Store

A Texas man wearing a kilt decided it was a good idea to go to a few antique shops to see what "fits" him. According to reports, 60 year old Mitchell Vest was spotted at two different vendors at the Antiques Mall Outlet, grabbing things off the shelf, sticking them up his butt, then placing them back on the shelf. The owner of the Antique Gallery of Houston says he grabbed a make up brush and a restoration hardware piece, shoved both items up his butt, then removed them and put them back on the shelf. The owner of The Curiosity Shop says he did the same thing with a bottle opener and a tobacco tent can. Both items had to be removed from the shelves and discarded due to feces being on them. The total amount for all the items came to $204. Mitch was taken in on criminal mischief and later released after posting a $100 bond.