#NNNYNTK - Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know

Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need to Know.

Here's what nuggets we found this week!

HM: Tuscan beach town wants an emergency declared over swarms of midges

9: Pirate's Booty founder stages Long Island mutiny, declares he's mayor and tries to fire village staff

8: Man abandons 232nd suicide attempt for shawarma

7: America’s tallest man — a former cop, ‘AHS’ actor and Harlem Globetrotter — dies at 67

6: Ham-burglar! Dad arrested as dispute over sale of ‘grand champion’ bacon ends with theft charges

5: UP Man Performs Surgery On Himself After Watching YouTube Tutorial, Hospitalized

4: Crooks rob convenience store armed with pythons in goofy cannabis oil heist: 'The snake is a weapon'

3: Singapore bans Malaysian coffee after detecting erectile dysfunction drug

2: ‘Shameful’ Japanese tourists detained in China over Great Wall prank

1: School tries to cover huge 65 foot penis on roof that is visible from space