8:45 Idiotology April 3, 2025

Headline of the week contender: Machete-wielding cinnamon bun bandit caught mid-snack, 34% of Americans don't usually drink water until after 3pm? Ozzy isn't dead, but his wife Sharon is already thinking about an Ozzy hologram, Dolly Parton is now hawking her own jeans: Joleans