Man Peed On Spam

A Florida Sam's Club had to discard $10,500 worth of Spam and Vienna sausages after a 70 year old man took a leak on them. According to reports, a customer witnessed Patrick Mitchell in aisle 18 urinating on two pallets of the canned goods, took pictures with her phone and confronted store employees about the incident. Staff then took to the security cameras and saw Pat walk up to the pallets and place both hands below his beltline and stand there for a few seconds which is behavior consistent with urination. He was then seen walking around the store before sitting on some lawn furniture, eventually paying for his stuff and leaving. The pallets contained 188 bulk units of Vienna sausages and 354 units of 8 count canned Spam Classic. The damages total $10,500 and had to be discarded due to contamination. They eventually caught up with Pat at his home where he was arrested for disorderly conduct and criminal mischief.