Florida Man Caught Living in Neighbor’s House After Fight With Wife

A Florida man, known only as Joe, took things a little too far after a fight with his wife. Following a heated argument, Joe decided he needed some space. But instead of cooling off at a park or staying with a friend, he made a very questionable choice. He broke into one of his neighbor’s homes and lived there for four days while the homeowners were out of town.

According to police, Joe didn’t just crash there—he got comfortable. He cooked meals, relaxed, and even ran himself a bath. Another neighbor noticed something strange going on in the usually quiet house and decided to call the police.

When officers arrived, they found Joe in the kitchen, cooking dinner while bathwater ran in the background. Joe told them he had gotten into an argument with his wife and didn’t want to return home, so he stayed there instead.

Joe was arrested on the spot and charged with unarmed burglary and petit theft. While no one was harmed, entering someone’s home without permission is a serious crime. What started as a simple argument turned into a bizarre and illegal getaway.