Man Bused For Sex Toy Heists

In case you didn't know...yes...Walmart sells sex toys. According to reports, 40 year old Jeffery Laforge was arrested recently for a pair of theft counts from his local Wally World. In two separate occasions, Jeff stole a variety of sex toys. Security footage caught Jeff removing the toys from their packaging and then leaving the store withou8t paying for them. The total heist was only worth $280 and would only be a misdemeanor but since Jeff has priors for theft, it gets bumped up to a felony. His stolen goods include: a lovehoney mon ami g-spot & clitoral suction vibrator, a vibrating pocket wand for her, Hello Cake flavored lube, Hello Cake tush toy, Hello Cake oral stroker, multiple other vibrators, and some Reese's Peanut Butter Ice Cream.