8:45 Idiotology July 18, 2025

Man critically injured after getting sucked into MRI machine on Long Island, Canadian company dealing with daily unsolicited phone calls from people about their 'missing cat'...problem is, their cat is not missing and some assbag designer listed their phone number on a shirt being sold, Arkansas first responders rescued a small raccoon who got his head stuck inside a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup