Man Arrested For "Copulating" Fridge At Trader Joe's

You can't just go around humping things!!! According to reports, a 33 year old man was at Trader Joe's slinging around racial slurs and brandishing a knife at security guards. According to one guard, the man was initially confronted for humping a refrigerator and attempting to do the same to a customer. When he was confronted, he got upset and kicked a flower display and started throwing apples before pulling out the knife. Police showed up and too the man in for felony harassment.