Who the 'YOU'LL KNOW WHO I AM' illegal immigrant COULD BE

When Glenn first saw the video of an allegedly Middle Eastern man who had illegally crossed our southern border saying, "you are really not smart enough to know who I am," he immediately jumped to terrorism. But now, he realizes that was wrong of him. Sure, our border is so chaotic right now that a terrorist COULD easily get through. But And many on the terror watchlist have already been apprehended. But what if he has good reasons to be here? What if his arrogance was justified? Could he be the guy who will finally help Joe Biden cure cancer? Maybe if the government will actually do its job at the border, we'll find out ...

TranscriptBelow is a rush transcript that may contain errors

GLENN: Oh, there are so many things going on with our open borders. You know, and, you know what, before we go on. Let me apologize for something.

When I say I made a mistake. I always tell you first.

So let me start this segment with a deep apology.

You know, we've been playing this, this clip of the Middle Eastern migrant.

Who is, soon, you will know who I am. Do we have that clip?

Can we play that, please?

VOICE: If you are smart enough, you will know who I am. But you are really not smart enough to know who I am. But soon, you are going to know who I am.

GLENN: Okay?

Now, I immediately jump to a guy coming across our border. Sounding Middle Eastern, with that kind of arrogance.

I immediately go. You know, our government can't vet you.

He sounds like a terrorist.

How bigoted. How unbelievably bigoted.

How hateful of me. You know, what if he's not an Islamist extremist. What if he's the guy who Joe Biden has been waiting for, because he has the cure for cancer!

Because, you know, we've been waiting now three years. Joe Biden said he was going to cure it, in his term. And this guy -- you know, he has the answer. But he's sitting over in Iran. It's not easy to get the president over-- it's not even easy to get a phone call from Iran to the United States. You know, he could be beheaded.

Hey. What are you doing, calling the United States? I have the cure for cancer. I was trying to get it to him.

So he can't. He has to be quiet about it. He's trying to get across the border, because you'll know his name. He said, you know, you're not smart enough. I don't run in the cancer doctor circles. So I don't know.

Maybe -- is that even -- I mean, why wouldn't I jump to that?

It's cancer we're talking about. Of course he comes across the border illegally.

Legal immigration takes so very long. Or maybe he's one of the best, you know, Shawarma chefs out there.

STU: Okay. Yeah, possible.

GLENN: He's making that meat. And he's probably from France.

I heard his accent. And I immediately think this guy is from the Middle East.

Have you been to France lately?

Most French people sound like that.

I don't know what happened to the accent. They all sound like that. And I immediately say, no. He's from the Middle East.

He's probably from France. And he's a great Shawarma chef guy.

And he's like, I'm the next Gordon Ramsey.

And here you are, calling me a racist.

And a terrorist.

I know who the racist is. And I know who the terrorist is. Because you're saying, this simple Shawarma chef from France, is -- what if he's the world's best chess player?

That didn't even occur to me. World's best chess -- remember what he said? "If you're smart, you know who I am."

Now, it takes a lot of smarts, to be a chess nerd. You know what I mean?

And, you know, I don't know. But if you play competitive chess, you better watch out. Because in the end, to you, he probably is a terrorist. Murdering pawns and kings and rooks, left and right, higgledy-piggledy. Diagonally, you know, he's coming for you.

Or this, did you notice how melodramatic he was? When he was like, you're not smart enough to know.

Soon, you will know. It's like Mr. DeMille. I'm ready for my close-up. Maybe this guy is a great, I don't know. Dancer or actor. And he's just trying to get to Broadway or Hollywood. I mean, he's probably a great actor. And practically the face of DEI. I can guarantee you, the next Netflix show, that is probably who this guy is.

Next Netflix show or Broadway move musical, we will all know his name.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. How did I not remember.

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I mean, I think that shows how bigoted I was. I should have known and remembered, soon, you'll know my name. Oh, my gosh.

Fame.

So wanted to start with the apology.

STU: It's good to start with that. To let people know.

GLENN: Hey. I'm not perfect.

STU: No. You make mistakes.

And now we have a chess-playing dancer.

Shawarma chef, who cured cancer.

And they're here.

GLENN: Right. And he's definitely French.

STU: Obviously French.

GLENN: Clearly. How did I miss that French accent?