Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, thanks for listening to the Two Pros and a
Cup of Joe podcast with LaVar Arrington, Brady Quinn, and
myself Jonas Knox. Make sure you catch us live weekdays
six to nine am Eastern Time three to six am
Pacific on Fox Sports Radio. You can find your local
station for the Two Pros and a Cup of Joe
show over at Foxsports Radio dot com, or stream us
(00:22):
live every day on the iHeartRadio app by searching FSR.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You're listening to Fox Sports Radio. Yes, Two Pros and
a Cup of Joe. Fox Sports Radio. Oh yeah, that
guy's LaVar Arrington, He's Brady Quinn. I'm Jonas Knox with you.
(00:52):
You can always find this show on the iHeartRadio app.
You can always find us on hundreds of affiliates all
across the country, and be sure to check out our
brand new YouTube channel for the show. Just searched Two
Pros FSR and YouTube again. That's Two Pros FSR. Be
sure to hit the subscribe button. Don't stop there, hit
the thumbs up icon coming away. Let us know who
on the show you agree with, who you think is
(01:13):
completely wrong. But check out our new channel on YouTube again.
Just search two pros FSR and subscribe And how the
hell we feel in here on this Wednesday morning?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
What up?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Sticks?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I ain't seen you in weeks. I still ain't seeing you.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Sticks. How you doing man good?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
How you how's everything? How you guys doing everybody good?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, I made it. I made it home.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
But we're saying your story she was. I don't know
if it was a she, I just in my mind.
I don't I don't know. I don't know who it
was that was doing it. Somebody, Yeah, somebody, I told
you all the story. Somebody died, probably died on that
that Southwest flight from Oregon. Well this one yesterday, somebody's
uh intestines would was dead?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
King? Oh no, oh, yes it was. Somebody died in
their ass.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
And and you know I didn't know my seat mate
because you know, I fly the way you know it
was there's only two seats, so you know, I was,
you know, attrition, pen were sitting together.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I'm sitting by myself.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Cool dude, cool dude sitting next to me. Like we
ain't really talking, I don't really want to do. No
a whole lot of talking. But we were cool, like
you know, like cordial stuff like that the first time
we got blue down.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
We looked at each other and it was it was
so bad.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You know how you know how you know it wasn't
you or like the person next to you, and like
it hits you, like you could feel that it hit
you from behind, you know, like you could kind of
tell the direction of which the funk came from. Have
you ever been in a situation like that?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I felt it like I felt felt it hit me
from behind.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Like it wafted you from the back.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
It overtook me, right.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
So so we look at each other and we clearly
have the the notion of it wasn't me. Yeah, it
wasn't me either, like and we both went into our
our shirts like it was so bad that too big.
He was like a big dude, two big grown ass men.
(03:32):
Dude put their faces in their shirts like you're too old,
like you said. I don't know which one y'all said it,
but you're too old to be putting your shirt, your
face in your shirt. I kept my face in my shirt.
I decide to take my face out of the shirt
maybe thirty forty minutes after that, And don't you know it,
in fact, I think I do.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Know who it was. It was this big fella.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
He was like he had to be about six five
six six, and he was a little older. And I
could tell by the way he was wearing his pants
that it had to be him, because when he went
into the restroom, when he came out, I felt like
that same smell. I felt like that same smell came
(04:26):
out of the airplane restroom when he came out of there.
Now I can't I can't confirm it with him because
it is an airplane restroom, so there could have been
someone that blew it up before him. Oh my god,
and he got it unfairly placed on him. But the
smell that that person, whoever you were, there's decay in
(04:51):
your body. You have to go seek help for that,
Like there's there's gotta be medicine, MRI. They gotta look
at your body, man, they gotta look at your body,
and they got to figure out what is going on
inside of your body. Because if that is the smell
that you are generating, and I mean fart stink, like
(05:14):
you get that fart stink, but you have a weak stomach,
like you'll do.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
But oh I was, I was dry heaving. I was
dry heaving. I was dry heaving.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
It was.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
It was so rancid, Bro, I don't even, I can't
even it's it was so bad. I had to tell
y'all in the moment. I mean, I've been fart on before,
like I've been hit. Everybody gets hit in the airlines.
It made me feel like I will never have I
(05:47):
will never have an accidental flagellation on a plane after that.
Never worse than Lee, Bro. It was, this was the
worst smell, Like I'm telling you, like something died and
was sitting in the heat mixed with some.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Tra Back in the old days, and the guy who
smelled the worst was was viewed as like almost like superhuman,
like it was something where human. Yeah, way back in
the day, guys who who would toot her fart and
their smell was like wretched, Like they were looked at
(06:26):
as like though, that's the guy you want to start
a family with, Like that's the prize of the town.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
And so they would go into like you know these
you know, you go in.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Those cottages as bars, and you know, you think way
back when they're all drinking some ale, there'd be dudes
just lighting that place up and really they're like trying
to court the women, and it was like a it
was like a fart off you know where, Like the
guy that's smelling his fart.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
That was the guy that there's no way that's true.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Look it up, it's one hundred percentury.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Somehow, I feel like there's some way there's there's truth
to it. I mean, think about it.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
The stench to someone's fart. At one point in humanity
was viewed as you were like superhuman.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
If that was the case, I found it hard to
believe it, but I found it to have some truth
to it.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
There's some people that just have no regard, like they
don't see it as an issue. Like they'll cut a
fart in public and that's they're just okay with that.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I think I told you guys the story.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I went to this this Indian food restaurant and the owner,
who's a buddy of mine, literally cut I'm waiting to
order food to go. I'm standing at the register. The
guy cuts a fart, takes the to go menu out
of my hand, waves the fart behind him, and then
he hands it back to me and says, what can
I get you?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Hand it?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Handed you the fart back to me and said what
can I get you? And I was so astonished at
his lack of understanding and self awareness, and I just said.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, I'll just keep ordering. Why not?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I just don't care.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I just don't understand if the first one has people
reacting the way that they did, because it was like
a collective like you know how you hear it? Like
it just went through the whole cabin, like wo how
do you do it again? Maybe they were getting joy
out of it. Maybe it's like watch me move the
crowd like a rapper.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Maybe they had a really bad tummy ache and they
just needed to get it out, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, but that's yeah, get up, get Was it dearing takeoff?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Though?
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Was it another time you couldn't stand?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
No? No, no, it's nasty? Then okay no?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
And and Lorena like, don't don't make me feel like
you're that person that's on the plane doing that.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Oh I would never, I would never. Like, I just
don't even use plane restrooms because they scare me. They're
too small.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Imagine being my size, you can fit in one. It's
if you saw the way. I can't even imagine what
Q would have to look like getting in one of
those places, if you saw the way I had to
do it to be able to pull it off. And
first of all, I never sit down. I think I
(09:16):
think I had one emergency ever in my entire life.
I'm always wait from point A back to point A
like I go to point B, C, D. It doesn't matter.
I'm not going to the restroom that way unless I'm
at point A like I gotta be at home generally.
But there's one time I had to sit down in
(09:37):
a in an airplane. But I will not sit down
in an airplane toilet like. I won't do it. But
standing up in it is wow. Like you gotta put
your head to the side, you gotta pull the shoulder up,
you gotta put one shoulder down, you gotta lean off.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
To the right.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
It just is what it is.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
You thought it was being an athlete on a football field.
Watch a dude, that's oversize.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
You turn yourself out.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I can't even imagine.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
You said you'd be taking your kids in there, you'd
be having to take your kids. I don't even Yeah,
you said you've had to take your kids in the
I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
What are they gonna do? Bro, I don't know, I
don't know how you do it.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
How would you do I'm sending this, uh, I'm sending
this as proof of the hierarchy of of farting and
all that.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
This is crazy. The Ozzie child, Okay, I mean it
was back in the Middle Ages. He just knocking down
all the laughs, that pretty mother lover, like the way
he smell, and they all want him. Huh, the winches,
the winches wanted him. So basically, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You were the guy like you were the if you smelled,
you would you would be like, uh, you would be
rewarded for that.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
So if if body odor from a guy was what
what represented like masculinity and eye you wanted? What did
that mean for the the girl? What was hert what
was hurt? Was her smell supposed to be armpits? I'm
(11:12):
gonna stay away. Why because you went to the armpit? Well, yeah,
that was that's also a thing like that was Yeah,
I get it. Yeah, there's there's some women now that
go with the hairy armpit.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Well, I thought you were talking about like what they
say down by the pier that.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I'm sure there's a lot of grass down there at
that pier. Like Butch's shrubbery, like overgrown weeds and dandylions.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
You know, we had a fish market.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Well hey that could that could have been considered to
be beautiful and amazing.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
The the fish.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You know, well, I mean, who in the college football
playoff ranking is going to be going fishing?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Imagine good transition. Good transition. By the way, if you're
if you're a Notre Dame fan, you are getting screwed
right now.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
I mean to move up Bama and the justification behind it.
I mean, let me just say two things. Okay, I'll
start off with a Bama conversation. There is no reason,
no way that they should have moved up for their
win over Auburn. I mean that game they're talking about
(12:43):
how they're they're up you know whatever at halftime, seventeen
whatever it was.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
And then Auburn almost came back like they damp there.
Could have won that game.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
And yet they get the credit because it's a robbery game,
which I'm like, all right, well, Notre Dame beat the
life out of Stanford. That's also technically a rivalery game.
They for a jeweled salally, but yet they get no credit.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
In doing so.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
And now Notre Dame finds themselves in a position where
what honestly probably should have always.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Mattered was the head to head with Miami.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
But the funniest thing about this entire situation is I
don't think BAM is even worth being a playoff team.
I think they've been kind of protected by the committee.
I'd rather see both Miami Notre Dame in But everyone
seems to think that until Miami and Notre Dame are
right next to each other, right, They're.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Not right now.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
But if BYU gets knocked down and loses in the
Big twelve championship game, then Miami would slide up next
to Notre Dame be right next to each other, So
then you'd have to use head to head. Like, what
are you talking about? Why is the committee? Why are
they gonna use head to head now? They played Week one.
If you were gonna put Miami ahead of Notre Dame,
(13:56):
they should have always been ahead of Notre Dame. How
does it make any sense? Like Louisville beat Miami, they're
both seven and two. The College Football Playoff Committee ranked
Miami five spots ahead of Louisville.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Make it make sense. It's the dumbest thing that like
we deal with this committee. It's like they're like, oh,
well now it matters.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
It's like, well, really, now it matters.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
It's a joke.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
We honestly should go back to the BCS system. The
BCS system was honestly a really fun system to be
a part of. And it would have been better for
a four to twelve team playoffs, sixteen team playoff, whatever
number you want to put out there, because it eliminates
the ass hats that like throw out that like no
justification for what they do. What it's just it is.
(14:46):
It's just, it is what it is. I'm sorry, man,
Like I just I must them go. Well, yeah, it
was a good win for Alabama. What's it did anyone
watch the second half of that game? Did you turn
it off at halftime? And by the way, there's Abama
team that can't run the football defensively. Their leaking is
(15:09):
all get out. I mean, you can't feel good about
that if you're a Bama fan. And by the way,
many people feel like they're in regardless of the outcome
in the SEC championship game. It's like, okay, what are
we doing here? Like now, all of a sudden, the
games don't matter.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
By the way.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
I don't even know if BYU is out, if they
lose the Texas Tech, they'd be eleven and two, like
all of a sudden they deserved we had knocked out
by I mean, the whole entire system is to the
point where you're like, you're like, all right, we either
need expansion, but let's bring in computers because humans can't
do it. It's like everyone in every corporation is trying
(15:49):
to get to AI because they like watch.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
The human worker.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
They're like, oh gosh, what are they gonna have a
robot fast enough to come replace this guy? Like that's
how you feel with college football in the rankings right now?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Ya?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
How do you put the information?
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Like how does the like I guess it would have
to be weighted off of.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
What what conference you're in?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Or how do you weight the strength to sket how
do you how do you input it for a computer
to be able to do it?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
That would be added with the BCS.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
And here's the thing that I liked about the BCS.
It wasn't like just one computer system. It was not
only did it take into account an a people, which
is a human voting system. It would take into account
I believe the AP, the coaches, as well as all
the different computer systems. So it was really a composite
ranking based off all sorts of different data points and inputs.
(16:40):
And the reason why I keep going back to that
is it eliminates what would be a twelve person committee
which have all sorts of biases, all sorts of reasons
to assure themselves five teams get in from the SEC.
Why would that be what everyone thinks is a conspiracy theory. Well,
because ESPN has all the rights to the College Football Playoff,
(17:02):
so it's beat It would be who of them for
the one conference they own out exclusively, which is the
SEC and is their biggest conference to have the most
teams in because those teams get money back for having
the most teams in.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
They have more money than any other conference. So like
when when.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
ESPN and the SEC and the College foball Playoff committee,
when they don't want people to say, well, this seems
odd or this seems like a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
It looks like you're stacking the deck in your favor.
You are.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
There was no justification to jump a team when both
teams won and one was more dominant than the other,
like it would have made more sense to jump Bama.
If they win versus Georgia this upcoming week, then it
makes sense to jump them.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Why now why this past week?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Even the even Rhys Davis who's with ESPN is talking
to Hunter your check and he's like trying to make
sense of it, like Joey Gallop, Like even though guys
who work for ESPN were trying to come to like
trying to understand the rationale behind it, and they just
couldn't really get a straight answer. It just kept going
back too Well, we're gonna figure it out after conference
(18:12):
championship play.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
It's like okay, it's like okay, to do do one ranking,
do one ranking the entire season. Let's let us go
off the eight people and we'll see what the group
comes up with. But again, I even go back to
Miami fans being frustrated with their win over Not Dame.
I get it because if the situation was reversed, I'm
sure this many Notre Dame fans would be like, wait,
why we beat not we beat Miami and why are
we ranked behind them?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
So I sit there and.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Look at that and go, are you really gonna wait
for the very last ranking the season?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
To go, oh, yeah, now it matters.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
They're both ten and two, Like, if you were gonna
move to the head, why not now because they need
to beat right up next to them. I had one
of our coworkers go, well, there's a buffer. I go, oh,
the buffer. That's what did it? B yu the buffer?
But as soon as Miami and Notre Dame but right
next week each other, that's what we could compare them,
(19:02):
Like are we serious? Is this like an adult conversation
for how we're going to handle a college football playoff?
This whole thing is the stupidest thing I've ever like
listened to when people try to explain for the committee
that again or is acting like a bunch of ass
hats without the Cobalt ranking this thing Brady Quinn and
(19:23):
I say, I say ass hat because I just I
remember the visual of them taking their hat off and
then hanging it up on like the hat stand or
a coat stand, whatever it was, and they're like they're like,
their their work is done. You know, they took their
hat off. Okay.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
I just don't know how to ask God into there, though,
Like how did it become ass with the hat?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
It's kind of I don't.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Know we should look up the origin of that.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
I mean, I've been trying to educate you guys on
flatulence and now now apparently we're staying with the stand
with the rectum.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
So it is two pros and a cup of Joe
here on Fox Sports right this way. Brought to you
by the Home Depot. Makita Tools at the Home Depot
are built with precision with shortcuts, designed for the toughest jobs.
Is the choice for pros when the job calls for
the best Colin mckita built to be the best available.
At the Home Depot out pros get more done real.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
Quick before Jonas goes somewhere else. He's just trying to
get to the break. It is Alicia's birthday today, thirty
eight years young, young nice.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Have to sort off the show at the big Heaby, But.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
I'm old enough to be your uncle, girlfriend. Dang's get old?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Hell yeah, and I do, by the way, have the
origin of ass hat?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
What is it? What you got?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Well, I'll wait wait, I mean Johnas needs to get.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
The breaks, Okay, it's important.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So we are going to have the usuals coming up
later on Patricks Pop Bakers Window. We got our midweek Awards,
another edition of In Case you missed it All, it
is yours here on this three hour extravaganza. Up next,
though we're still trying to figure out what the hell's
taking so long in the world of football. We'll get
the answers right here on FSR. Hey, guys, quick timeout
(21:02):
holiday upgrade check. If your TV struggles in the red zone.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
It's time.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
T c LS QD Mini led is the difference. Outrageous brightness,
deep contrast, accurate color and silky motion. So every route
replay and highlight looks, epic movies feel, cinematic games play smoother,
(21:33):
and yes, your crew will notice. Here's the kicker with
holiday savings off select TCLTVS go Premium Jonas Q get
you a Q got it M eight k that's right,
brilliant picture, huge sound, the ultimate choice. Or grab the
(21:55):
versatile Yes, q M six K that's QM six K
for an elevated game day experience.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Lock it in that epic experience, epic.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Savings and undeniable bragging rights all season long. Wild Supplies Last.
TCL is an official TV partner of the NFL. Find
TCL at all major retailers. TCL Bigger Brighter, better holidays,
Select models, limited time c site for details. Hey, it's
(22:31):
Rob Parker and Calvin Washington from The Odd Couple on
Fox Sports.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Radio and in addition to hearing us live weeknights from
seven to ten pm Eastern on Fox Sports Radio, we
are excited to announce brand new YouTube channel for the show.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
You can now watch The Odd Couple live on YouTube
every day.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
All you gotta do search Odd Couple FSR on YouTube
again YouTube, Just search Odd Couple FSR. Check us out
on YouTube and subscribe.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Be sure to catch live editions of Two Pros and
a Cup of Joe with Brady Quinn, LeVar Errington and
Jonas Knox weekdays at six am Eastern three am Pacific
on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio App.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
To pros Bob Thornton, Bro, you kind of talk like him,
you kind of look like him?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
What the f what?
Speaker 9 (23:25):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
I'm looking at him right now. He just made a
facial expression on guy. He looked like Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 10 (23:30):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
I got like, I mean, hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
I gotta look up this man's face.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Listen, he's a lot older than he's older.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
And now let you don't know what Billy Bob Thorne is.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Listen, buddy, you off your f and man kind of
look like him, yes, but that is not the point.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Oh my goodness, is this your uncle?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh my gosh, it's close, man, I know, Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
He looks just like you're bad Santa.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
How ridiculously You're not like a doppel ganger. But it's close.
It is close, right, very close.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
I don't know who put up that picture of us three,
but I looked like a cross side James Vanderbeek and
like that.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Is not yet like the AI generated cowboy hats.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
What are we doing here? Let me see this Dawson's
River Kids or whatever it's called.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yeah, it's there's a lot going on there.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
By the way.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
The origin of ass hat, uh, it just it doesn't
really come from anything other than like using that groups
in the late nineties two thousands, which was a phrase
to have one's head up one's ass literally picturing as
an ass hat. So that is the deepest origins that.
Apparently it's not that old, like this is something that
(24:48):
kind of started in the nineties.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Sweet yeah, Joan, as you actually looked tough in your picture, Q,
you look like you're like a quick draw.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
No across side James Vander And by the way, if
I have a quick drawl, I am not hitting anything
on target because with those eyes in that picture, I'd
be missing left, right, up, down.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I'm not sure which I works.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I can't see. And I get Samuel L. All the time.
Now in this picture, I look like Samuel I'll take it.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
I got that all the time people people walk up
to you. I have a like Samuel, the dude from
sixth Cents.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
We're Samuel L. You know.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
I got a cousin that really looks exactly like Samuel L. Jackson,
Like literally could pass for his stunt double. He looks
so much like Samuel. So it's in my family that look.
But I've gotten mistaken. I don't know how, but I
have gotten mistaken for Samuel L.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Jackson. I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Has that ever played to your benefit?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
No, I've never tried to play anything. Yeah, no, not really.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
I've heard stories of dudes who are like, yeah, man,
they thought I was Denzel and you took advantage.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah I did not me obviously, but well maybe you tried.
Maybe he was just a lighter version you know, Sammy
so did it. Michael Jackson did. But he's back the
very lego they tray call it all right, Oh he's back,
he's back. He got a skin skin color back. Good
for him, man, I think that's what the cobs we're
waiting on. I mean, look at Al Sharpton, ol like Q.
(26:16):
I'm sitting in Fox Sports Radio and there's a show
with Al Sharpton on one TV and the Color Purple,
the original movie Color Purple with Oprah Winfrey and Whoopy
Goldberg Danny Glover is on television. I don't know what's
going on here Fox Sports Radio. I don't know what's
going on here, man, Larada. Can we lighten things up
in here?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
We clearly it's clearly, don't.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
You know it is a little dark on these screens.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah yeah, friends, Yeah no, we wouldn't do that. I mean,
I think it's better than charm.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
For one.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I think the world is better with a chubby or
Al Sharpton. I'm sorry, the skinny owl Sharpton with the
big head, that's that's like. I don't know how I
feel about it, but but the chubby owl Sharpton with
with the perm I think the world's a better place
with with Chubby r one little fault fat Albert to
gain a little bit more weight. Back my guy, whatever
(27:07):
you don't, don't do it no more man undue to
that band.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
It's untie. That thing tied, all right, So it is
time right now though for the tire Iraq play of.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
The day tells his hustle has been good.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Celtic's trying to.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Take them eats.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Time, Mike Tarico, NBC on the call. That's your tire
raqt play of the day. For over forty years, Tirerack's
been helping customers find the right tires for how, what
and where they drive. Ship fast and freeback by free
Road has a protection with convenient installation options like mobile
tire installation ti raq dot com. The way tire buying
should be. H some some bad news here, Klonie Sataki. Yeah,
(27:53):
he's gonna stay at y U h so Penn State.
You know, they focused heavily on him potentially being the guy.
And that lasted about twenty one and a half hours,
and uh now we're on to somebody else in the
longest head coaching search in the history of college sports.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
So and to that point, I will say this about
college football.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
It's the best. For this reason, some.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
BYU fans are sending Pat Kraft, the athletic director at
Penn State, a bunch of Crumble cookies, just like a
huge order of Crumble cookies headed to the athletic facility.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I told you before, I twenty four miles away. I
looked it up yesterday. The Mormon Cookie Company four miles
away from Penn State.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Mike, Mike from Millville, who is the biggest lead to
la groupie in the world.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
You this was a good lea this week.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
So we've run out of coaching option, and so we're
going to hire lead to lap as our football coach.
It's your best, it's your best post. It's your best one.
Like the other stuff gets a little tiring, like we
get it you, we get where you're coming from. But
that's a pretty good.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
We've got it. We've got a development. By the way,
on call sheet, am I calling that right?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Cal she calls whatever the getting site is, but Cal
she heartline now is the favorite. Terry Smith Terry Smith's
second and Jeff brom now down to twenty three percent.
Uh no, excuse me, Brian Dable's the favorite. I don't
know how this thing didn't show that Brian Dable's the favorite,
Brian Hartline right behind him, Terry Smith than Jeff brom Wow.
(29:39):
But Matt Campbell his name has surfaced into the mix,
which quite honestly, Matt Campbell and Brent Key should have
been more a part of this mix sooner.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Matt Boor's way down VARs guy.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Matt Campbell's name has been in every Big Time opening
over the past what five cheers every year his name
comes up. Everybody seems to love that guy, and he just.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Yeah, I honestly, it's like and and with the resources
and everything there at Penn State, it would make all
the sense in the world. But again, university is going
to university. You know they're going to hire someone to
get the fire soon.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
You can.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I ask you a question, LeVar because and I and
this is not college, because I want to ask you
because I was I was thinking about this if and
it's hypothetical, but if Pat Craft and Penn State knew
that this is what this search was going to look
(30:39):
like and end up like, would they have still fired
James Franklin.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
I mean, why would that be a question for me?
Why would I know the answer. Why would Why would
I know the answer to that question?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
But well, I mean you're closely connected, dude.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
You can you can, you can literally answer the question
of like, yeah, I don't think that this is what
we thought was going to happen.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
I don't know. I don't have that answer. I don't
know anything about what's going on with this.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Ok how about you?
Speaker 7 (31:10):
Okay, how about your perspective when you guys fired James Franklin, Yes,
did you think this is how it would turn out?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (31:21):
I never really gave it too much thought, to be honest,
I just looked at it. I looked at it out
and now I have because there's a lot of noise
and it's uncomfortable, you know, it's uncomfortable for guys who
are really really.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Tapped into the program.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
It's uncomfortable right now to have to hold the line,
which that's what I do. I look at it like this, right,
like did the time come? I really believe that it
was it? And I don't like feeling like I'm kind
of taking a shot at Coach Franklin because he's a
(32:03):
fine man. He's a fine coach and I really respect
him a lot, Like I really like him as a person.
But if there was going to be a time where
you looked at what was going on and said, like
we got to move on from this, it was probably
that that three game stretch that.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Took place, So.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Well, keep going.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What is it? Oh? I don't know what what?
Speaker 4 (32:28):
I just don't know this song? Dideah?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
I do know this song. Do you know the song
doomed dum? I know, I know the song. I don't
really know the words though. I know a problem then
that's a problem. Then you have to wait to the chorus.
I don't know where we're going with this. Just keep going.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I don't know where we're going.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Here, cold out, Hold on now or.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
When we're going with this?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
It's not in the way you look.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yeah, what.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Hold the line?
Speaker 8 (33:09):
More?
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Hold the line.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Because I'm always on time? Who's on time? On time?
Speaker 5 (33:17):
I think hold the line? Okay, yeah, hold the line.
You gotta hold the line because it's on time. Yeah,
I think that's relevant. Hold the line because it's going
to be right on time. Whoever gets the job is
going to have a job to do. And my whole
thing is like our fan base is like, you know,
(33:39):
the people that are out there putting it out there
on social media and stuff like that, and even the media.
I mean, there's it's like they're going to do their
due diligence. They're they're going to I just don't feel like,
because people place the pressure to make a quick decision
that he has to do that. Like I respect Pat
(34:00):
Craft for going through the process of it all. I mean,
there's names of people who have interviewed that haven't even
been brought up, and they are quality, quality candidates. Like
there's one name.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
I can't look at this website by the way, Like
it went from Brian Dabo being the clear favorite now
Hardline is the clear favorite.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
There's names that haven't even been mentioned that are fine,
quality candidates for the job. And so I just I
just sit back to Bobby Ingram. They's just a good name.
That's a strong name. It's a good name.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Anyway, all I'm saying is, I mean you pulled one
name out. I mean, but that was a name that
hasn't been brought up. You brought that one up, and
it's a good name.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
You brought it up yesterday you mentioned.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Well then I would have been the only one mentioning
it because nobody else mentions it, but we've met.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Here's what I say about it. We've mentioned a lot
of names.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
I mean, we've mentioned Joe Brady, We've mentioned Drinkowitz, We've
mentioned Irba Meyer's name, Sataki Debor.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
I think I said Goalish of.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
One point, Antonio Pieris, Bob Chesney, Any Diaz, Lincoln Riley,
Brent Key, Matt Rule, Matt Campbell, now Jeff Campbell, Terry.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Smith, brought do.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
We've named literally everyone that could be a possible candidate.
I've even said Gruden. I've even Gruden's name out there.
I will at this point.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
I don't know how many more people you can actually interview.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I mean as many as it takes as many.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
This is like Van Wilder at a sorority party, just
running through whatever he wants to.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
This is what That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
I think they're doing a thorough job of how they're
going about doing it, and I believe who will end
up being the head coach will be the one that
was supposed to end up being the head coach.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Hold the line.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Hold the line. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I mean a lot of people are like.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Say, coaching job isn't always on time.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
They're melting down. You know, people are having moments. It's
noy's pollution.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Man.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
I'm just I'm just comfortable, just comfortably waiting.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
There's a banger. Just are you a little Toto?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It's comfortably, just comfortably.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
This is Toto, dude, that yeah, it's didn't know.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
I didn't know the words of it.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Everyone basically knows, like Toto for Africa, and they forget.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
They did a few other bangers in there.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Too, didn't they sing Roxanne? Didn't Toto do Rockne?
Speaker 11 (36:24):
Yeah, I see you're on it, Roxanne Police, I think
they did.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Oh wait, yeah, it's another one though. It's not Rocksanne.
It's uh, it's another chick. No, no, no, no, no,
it's another chick.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
I just said that.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yeah, you always said, no, no, it's it's it's a
it's a chick's name. I was talking about the TVs.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
Oh, Pamela, not Pamela, it is rock Sanne. I was like,
we're not that not that far close enough, close enough, Yeah, anyway,
we're close too, And when and when it happens, it'll
(37:05):
be right on time. I mean, I just I can't
find it to hear who it is of all the
names we've listed, like we.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Had to got one of them, right, right, I mean.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
I don't know, I don't know, Okay, if it's if
it is Terry Smith said fifteen names. If it's tech,
I mean you said twenty thirty, Like, I don't know,
I don't know who it is.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
If it's Terry Smith, if he ultimately gets the gig,
will that be seen as a letdown by the Penn
State community who wanted James Franklin out the door.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
I just think it creates a lot of interesting conversation.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
If it's if it's Terry.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Smith, I'll answer that question. Yes.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
I think the idea when they fired James Franklin was
that they were going to move on from this, what
this has been, and you move on to something that's
got a track record, that's got something that's proven, that's
got something that's.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Gonna get you over the hump.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
And even though Terry Smith is an awesome dude, could
be a great coach, he doesn't have that track record,
and so to then put your program in the hands
of someone who is unknown, I think often by.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
The way, he could turn out to be a great
head coach.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
But oftentimes, if the question is is the fan base
is gonna be disappointed. Hell yeah. By the way, what
name did I just mention? Would the fan base be
excited about? Brian Dable just got fired by the Giants.
He's never been a head coach in college football. There'll
be questions about that, you know, hardline. I think they'd
be excited about. He's done a tremendous job this year
with the High of State, great recruiter. He could be
(38:43):
that young, hot next you know name that builds him up.
Matt Campbell's had a lot of success, that would be
a good one. Brent Key a lot of success outside
of that, like Joe Brady. Probably taking a risk on
a guy who's young, hasn't been a head coach, so
that'd be an interesting thing. Maybe you'd say Kaitlin Debol
if you could get them, even though it doesn't seem likely,
(39:03):
especially now that it looks like Bama's for sure gonna
be in the playoff no matter what, thanks to our
ESPN College Ful Playoff Committee.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
What about Chip Kelly, No, I mean Florio throughout you know,
Kentucky potentially being interested in Chip Kelly.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
We gotta rap Hell yeah, I'd love to see that.
We gotta rap, but they already signed will Stein. Will
Stein's basically done there.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
All right, Well, listen, we are at the home Depot.
Maqita tools are built for the pros. You show up
early with tools built the last job after job, year
after year. When the job calls for the best call,
Makita available at the home Depot, how pros get more
done and up next, it's another edition of In case
you missed it right here on FSR.
Speaker 9 (39:43):
Be sure to catch live editions of Two Pros and
a Cup of Joe with Brady Quinn, LeVar Errington and
Jonas Knox weekdays at six am Eastern, three am Pacific.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Two Pros and a Cup of Joe, Fox Sports Radio, LeVar,
Brady Quinn, Joe the Knocks of the Air.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
The Way.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
With the iHeart Radio app, you can stream this wherever
you happen to be. Got just in all of our
Fox Sports Radio shows live twenty four to seven and
the new and improved iHeartRadio app to search Fox Sports
Radio in the after sid drive all day every day.
Got be sure to select Fox Sports Radio is one
of your presets in the iHeart apps will always pop
up with the Tocks' watch.
Speaker 9 (40:23):
Sometimes you can't get to everything in the world of
sports or entertainment. Good thing the guys are here to
bring you in case.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
You missed it, and for that we turn it over
to our executive producer.
Speaker 12 (40:35):
The one and only Rowdy Ian Roddy what not being morning, guys,
Good to be back morning. Not sure if you heard
about this note The number one quarterback recruit in the country.
He's a five star Jared Curtis, who'd been permitted. He'd
been committed to Georgia for the past few months yesterday
flipped his commitment to Vanderbilt yesterday morning. It got reported
(40:57):
by the recruiting site Rivals, and he actually in Initially
he had been shooting down those reports, but later in
the day he came clean issued a statement on social media.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
He was disappointed.
Speaker 12 (41:06):
He wanted to be able to deliver the news himself,
but the outlets jumped on it and Manny now is
a direct successor to Diego Pavia.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
Which is interesting because if you look at the run
of success for Clark Lee at Vanderbilt, it's look, he's
a good coach, don't get me wrong, especially on defense,
but it's really coincide with Pavia. The past two years,
they got Bo eligible, won seven games in twenty twenty four,
and this year now ten to two, and I don't
think they're going to.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Make the playoff, but he's been a big reason why.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
So clearly they need to address the quarterback position and
they feel like they have enough outside of that to
keyboarding football games.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's interesting, it's very interesting. It's almost as interesting as
DraftKings Sportsbook because this show sponsored by DraftKings sports Book,
an official sports betting partner of the NFL and NBA.
And right now use the promo code two pros to
claim your special offer at DraftKings again, that's promo code
two PROS at DraftKings is yours.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
You know what else you can do? You can stream
us live on the iHeart Radio apps wherever it is
you happen to be. Catch us in all our fock
sports radio shows live twenty four to seven and the
new and improved iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
You did that at the top, though, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Whatever, Ah, it's good.