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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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And of course Danny g is the super producer and
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it away prizes. We're talking Micah Parsons. But first and
first mostly we be rocking al let's go broadcasting live
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your head to mess up your hair? Yeah that's true. Hey,
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we're gonna get to a lot today again. Just a
lot of fun on a Friday. I I thought about
how you won. You're the only one that gets excited
when your team has a new rookie come out. But
have you seen this guy that's pitched for the Mets
that I Tongue. I'm excited to see him, and I'm
rooting for him. But here's something fun. He looks like
such a fun kid. Rich and I have this bet
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who as the better record for one thousand bucks and
for every game more another one hundred bucks. Yankees are Mets,
and they're so close every time the Mets lose, Yankees lose.
But the Yankees finally pulled two games ahead. So I'm
rooting for this kid because he seems so damn likable.
Jonah Tongue, I've seen him interviewed. He got his change
up from Instagram. He looks like he's twelve years old.
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He does a young He's like skipping around the ballpark,
just happy to be there. So I'm rooting for him
to have a good start. Then I'm rooting for your
bullpen to blow it, because thanks, you can't have this
kid and his debut go deep into the game. He's
gotta be on the clock. I think Jonah tongue to
tong tong time. So hey, speaking of what to watch
this weekend, we're gonna get you into it with weekend hobnobbing.
We do that every Friday. Of course there's some great baseball,
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but there's some random fights and other things you need
to watch in the world of sports and entertainment. So
we'll get you all set up for the holiday weekend.
Let's have a great extended weekend. Let the wild rumps
start and it starts where we left off. Can I
just say how pumped I was personally and professionally as
a broadcaster to have Isaac Lohencron make that Micah Parsons
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announcement on this show. Yeah, we got the first reaction, right,
we got to process it together us you, everybody, the
Callers eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox Danny g
And then for the rest of the day you get
to hear everybody else saying the things you already speculated
on and said. So that's kind of fun you're first
to it. Yeah, yeah, because a lot of times when
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we're doing the show, it's like, yeah, a lot of
those things happened early on, and yeah, we got to
say it first. We get to let it process live,
and man, what are your thoughts today, because there's a
few things that I've seen since that got me thinking, oh,
let me get the obvious out of the way. This
this trade is some people are trying to swing it
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like cowboys did the right thing. I still believe, like
I saw Chefter say what we said yesterday when it happened.
Is Jerry Jones trying to spin this as his modern
day version of getting rid of herschel Walker.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
He did say that, yeah, even though in the documentary
Jimmy Johnson takes credit for that.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, that's the whole drama in itself, right according to
America's team on Netflix. But that's also being speculated, like, hey,
Jerry Jones is old, but he might have something up
his sleeve. That's part of the speculation. I did see
people say that on Madden that trade is rejected. Yes,
which much funny a video game would be like no, no, no,
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because it's not it's not real. It's not a fair trade. Yeah,
a fair trade. So Madden rejects this trade. The forty
nine Ers, you know, my team, they have escaped so
much criticism for what they gave up for Trey Lance
because Brock Party worked out. Brock Party saved Kyle Shanahan
and John Lynch's ass. As far as like being humiliated.
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Niners gave up more for Trey Lance, then the Packers
gave up for Michael Parsons. And you're seeing this spin too,
which could be true. I get it. It's a business
and you got to deal with egos and personalities. But
there's a lot of people are like, hey man, Michael
Parson's pain in the ass. They had their chances with him,
they didn't win. I understand he did great, two time
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Pro Bowl and only missed like five games while he
was there, and he did everything he could, but they
didn't win with him. And maybe he is a pain
in the ass. And do you want to work on
a pain in the ass. Let me tell you, I
hate working with pains in the asses. Imagine paying pains
in the asses millions and millions of dollars. Like, yo,
you don't like get beat it. You don't spin too.
But again, like at the detriment of maybe winning games. Yeah,
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I could only you know, when there's a woman that's
real pain in the ass. Not you, Monsey, You're you're
like perfect. I can only imagine your boyfriend Sewn just
sings your praises to everyone, you know, sometimes sometimes, but
there have been drink I've been there. You've been there
where you're dating you got a few drinks and showing
her boyfriend he starts giving you the juice. Yeah that
Mons is cute and fun and all, but my god,
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I would have pain in the ass. That's what I've heard.
Costa Rican women are jealous and crazy. Yeah, yeah, you're
lucky for you. So we've all been there. We've we've dated,
you know, maybe an attractive crazy girl and people and
people will say, like, man, you guys broke up, and
it's like, yeah, it's not all about what's on the
surface and looks. And maybe Michael Parsons behind closed doors,
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maybe I'm just trying to think of the other angle.
Maybe he was a pain in the ass. There are
a few I've been given that extra. There are some
outliers that are saying like ma cawboys are better off
if they get a fresh start. I know the exes
have told me like, you're pain in the ass and
I know what comes with you. They had enough time
to know what comes with him, and it's not like
winning football for the most part, it's not taking them
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to the promised land. So there is that angle to
at least explore. Again, you got to have the spin right,
Jerry Jones has to say something and the whole like,
you know, stop in the run game. Yet that just
sounds like BS to me, like he's just looking for
any answer to make it right. But maybe the truth
is the guy's impossible to deal with. Maybe it's Jerry
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Jones who's impossible to deal with, or maybe that too. Look,
that's why we speculate, right, hold on again, not trying
to make this dirty, but when a guy leaves a
woman and he doesn't seem that bummed about it and
she's super hot, there's got to be like, again, she's
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probably like a real pain in the ass. You're trying
to say that something famous saying for every maybe, oh,
I don't think that. I think it's I'm not using
old cliches. I'm saying, like, maybe it's something you just
don't know. He's got a stinky butt or something, or
you know, you know, bad hygiene, or she or she
has like a child no, or she has like overbearing
family or something that you made that you don't see
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on the surface, because people will be like, how could
you leave her? I don't know. Maybe maybe it wasn't
always cracked up to be. We're just saying I'm just
trying to think of reasons why, because there's got to
be a reason why Jerry Jones didn't try to come
to some type of agreement with the agent. He said
he threw a great offer out there. It was like,
what forty plus and then he ended up getting forty
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seven plus per year, So I think that was the difference.
You're seeing all this stuff come out, you're seeing the
truth the spin, yeah, and you try to figure out
what's what's real to you and what's not and what
are your thoughts. We're gonna speculate more and more. We
just want to get the phone calls going at eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. Now that you had a
day to hear lots of commentary on this and you
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get to you know, process it yourself and figure out
your own thoughts. But one of the dumbest things we've
seen in the past twenty four hours because again this
happened during our show yesterday. The whole Michael Parsons to
the Green Bay Packers trade was speaking of cliches, something
that needs to stop. Yeah, Rich has a major it
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about this. I guess major problem with this, and that
is the burning of the jerseys and the smashing of
the TVs like the sports baby and well, it was
fun and I'm with you. It was fun like the
first ten years we saw this on Yeah, you're giving
away too much credit. It was funny when the first
couple of people did it, and it was real. Now
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when you see someone take a thirty two inch old
flat screen that is worth fifty bucks, well, Danny G
called it too. That's why it's corny because it's so predictable.
Yesterday Danny G said, you know, just wait until we
see all the Cowboys fans burning jerseys, throwing things, having tantrums,
and sure enough, that's what you see all over your
timeline on social media originally the first person that did it.
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You know what it's like compared to something ugly sweaters?
Follow my ridiculous analogy, Danny, have an analogy for everything.
You know this by now. Remember when people would have
ugly sweaters at a Christmas party and you'd be like, oh, wow,
that is like a hideous sweater because it was a
sweater they found in like their grandparents' house or in
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the attic momburd Dad put it up. There was from
like nineteen eighty three. Yeah, it was Uncle Bart's sweater,
and there was so thing authentic. There was authenticity about damn,
this is an ugly ass sweater. Now you have Tipsy
lves on Shark and then yeah, now this is people
sell them. Yeah, now people design ugly sweaters and I'm like,
it's not an ugly sweater. If you designed it to
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be ugly, that defeats the purpose of the ugly sweater.
I could design an ugly sweater. The point of the
ugly sweater was, Oh, they didn't realize it was ugly.
They tried to actually sell it for real, And what
does this have to do with Micah Parsons. He's getting there.
I'm getting there, Okay. In the beginning, the first guy
that burnt his jersey or smashed his TV did it
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out of genuine craze mode, like it was a crazy moment.
I think my dad invented this. I saw my dad
blow a fuse when I was a young man. My
teenage sisters would drive him crazy. I remember him pulling
the TV out of the wall. Yeah, well, your dad
and he threw it down the steps blew a socket
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because my sisters drove him mad. Your dad had three
teenage girls at the same time. Yeah. I don't think
he was ever the same I really know, But I
think my dad invented this long time ago thanks to
my sisters. That's when Big Steve Cavino way cuckoo. Yeah yeah,
he never the same guy. He's still pacing around. So
my dumb analogy is authenticity, right, authenticity. The first person
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to burn a jersey of a player they didn't like
anymore probably did it out of pure in the moment,
like I hate this guy, I'm gonna burn his jersey?
Or can you believe this team missed a game winning
field goal? I'm gonna punch my TV and someone happened
to be recording it. Now you could sniff out how
I rollingly set up these things are because you know
what you never see. You never see someone smashing their
eighty five inch nice new TV or the nicely mounted one.
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You see a thirty two projection TV from Keith out,
You see a thirty two inch or a forty two
inch older TV that's on a TV stand, they pick
it up and smash it. And you know that if
you go to Walmart you could buy a brand new
one of those for like two hundred bucks. So I
am not impressed. But you smashing a two hundred dollars
old ass TV, and I don't know, there's something about
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me that rubs it the wrong way, just in the
sense that, like I understand, it's a Michael Parsons jersey,
so there's not a lot of value there with his
name on the back anymore. That's still like a two
hundred dollars plus jersey. That's an official NFL jersey most
of the time, and you're just gonna burn it like that.
To me, jerseys, even if they're players that are long gone,
are things you keep in your closet, Like, you don't
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recycle them, you don't donate them, You sort of keep
them because they're your jersey is part of your fandom, right,
give it to a Big Bang theory of actor Jim Parsons.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, yeah, the player may come back someday. I still
have an Amari Cooper jersey in.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
My class with me. Yeah, you never know that. I
mean Brock Bowers has his number. Now. You don't get
rid of those things because there's just part of your
your journey as a fan. But you're burning, Like, how
wasteful is that? To me? Like, to me, the whole
thing is just ah, I don't think it's wasteful. Why not?
I just think it's my problem. It's so funny games
that you burned there in your house being an ass.
(13:00):
It's like, uh, and that's bound to happen. I guarantee it.
Well you see what does it always start with? Dang
lighter fluid? Yeah right, yeah, we call it. Yeah you
think that's safe, dude? Just like every Thanksgiving there's some
jabroni that burns his house down, uh deep prying to
turkey to keep trying the turkey. You always hear it
because they there's mark my words, it's all funny game
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till some idiot kid burns his house down to give me.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Ay, that's pretty good, yours was really good.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You gotta let the I can't. That's what many Turkey
needs to be shot. Guaranteed, Yeah, guaranteed someone burns their
patio down or house down because they don't know how
to do it right. They're not bouncing out the levels
of the turkey and everything else up in flames. Some
idiot thinks he's trying to go viral with his lighter fluid.
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He's gonna light up the house. Well, and it's just
so dumb and so predictable. And when Rich and I
agree and Danny g agrees, it's fact the mundo. But
we find another, find something else. We are pun intended
fueling the fire by watching these stupid videos. So if
you see you want scroll past the fast, don't watch
some as you said, JABEBRONI burning in Jersey, smashing a TV,
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throwing something through his TV. You we are all fueling this.
So again, yesterday the Big Trade happened right at the
beginning of our show, which was awesome. You know what
I prefer, I prefer the move of putting some duct
tape over the name and just writing something else side it.
Just Yeah, I'm a bigger fan of that move than
burning it. So, now that you had some time to process,
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what has stood out to you? What are you believing
and do you just believe that? Is it as simple
as it seems? Does Jerry Jones have some master plan?
Was Michah just a pain in the ass? Michael Micah whatever?
Get to that simple ass? He just dropped the ball
on this one, because it could be like the obvious, right,
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it could be the obvious is he just dropped the
ball on it. Couldn't make it happen, couldn't make it work.
He lost the key player, end of story, because he
could have got a lot more from Michael Parsons earlier
on last year or whatever. They didn't get a whole
lot for the dude that he just dropped the ball here?
Or is this a bigger play at hand? What are
your thoughts now that you had time to process, now
that you heard everybody talking about it, Now that you
(15:27):
heard camp you know what cam Ward was saying, kimton
Oh that Kim wore has said nothing and he has
gone under the radar. And Cam boyd No, Cam wod
is saying, he's saying, no one cares about me right now,
and I love it. This kid is the number one pick.
He's on a you know what, is arguably one of
the still weaker teams in the NFL, and no one's
gonna bother cam Ward all year. So you know what.
(15:48):
You know what Cam from Modern Family had to say
about it, I mean Cam, Yeah, Cam the well with
a big hat. Yeah. Cam Newton was basically implying that,
Sir Isaac Kim Newton, yes that, Yeah, there's a lot
of buzz about him going to Green Bay, but settled down,
like reality check, they're not even the best team in
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their division. Like they're not going to the super Bowl,
they're not super Bowl bound. This doesn't make them super
Bowl contenders or champions. Like give it three years. Maybe, Yeah,
there's a lot of talent, the very young. He's like,
they're not even the best team in the division. It's
not that big of a loss that you're making it
out to be. So it's also maybe, hey, we all
prisoners of the moment because he's such a big name
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and Dallas comes with so much expectation, but.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
The Packers have had success even last playoffs.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, Jordan Love just didn't have the best game in
the playoffs. They ran into the Eagles who won the
Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So look, he kept saying they're young, they're one of
the young teams. Yeah, yes, they're one of the young teams.
That doesn't mean they're not good just because they're young.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
But they still got to get past the Lions, right.
So yeah, I heard everybody talking about it. You heard
us talking about it yesterday for a good hour and
a half least, And if you missed it, catch it
on the podcast search Covino and Rich wherever you stream
because it was fun breaking news and it's fun to
hear us process it live, like whoa, all right, all
right there, uh hot shot. If it's not the Packers,
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can Newton? Let me ask you guys in the NFC,
can you make a short list of teams that you
think are right now on paper going into the twenty
twenty five season. We are what six days away from
the NFL kicking off? Who in the NFC do you
think is stronger the Eagles than the Green Bay Packers?
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And I think about it. Besides the Eagles, think about
it we'll go over that next. We'll talk a little
bit more about Jerry Jones, because Cavino thinks Cavino, actually,
you're not sure if it's if it's a disc or
an old I just watched America's Team, so this is
all fresh. A lot of people have It's top ten
on Netflix. It's really great America's Team, the whole Jerry
Jones story. So I do have my thoughts on the
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things he said, how and why he said them. Okay,
I want to know your thoughts on what he had
to say at the press conference. I'll give you my
spin on it. Okay, we'll do that all next Friday.
Covino and Richell right here on Fox Sports Radio. Hey,
it's Rich's favorite Billy Joel's song. Don't you dare say that?
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Doris Day Rich chatting, Joannny Ray Pacific Specific, Joe Demagic.
You all right, Covino and Rich, We didn't start the fire.
Was the idiot who was lighting up the micro Parsons
Jersey Billy Joel that documentary on HBO Max and so
it goes fantastic. You guys beat me to it. You
forget that that he admits that's like his cheesiest song.
(18:39):
But I think every kid did that social studies project
where you went through the lyrics of we didn't start
the fire and it. You know, they even talk about
it in the documentary how it became a national social
studies type of thing. Well, big sexy Ryan's playing that
because we were talking about you're gonna burn your house down,
your little jerk, your big dummy, trying to go viral
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earning your jersey. Stop it. It's stupid. It's staging, stupid,
smashing TVs, burning the jerseys. I don't think of something else.
We've seen it, We've done it, and Danny g called
it yesterday when it was announced. Here on this show,
we are Covino and Rich before I forget while it's
on my mind. Rich, we are filling in for the
great Dan Patrick on Labor Day. So wake up with
(19:20):
us on Monday early, like mister Furley, like the old guy.
Six am out here on the west, nine am on
the East after Dan Patrick on Monday. Be your last
chance to wear white pants. Yes, and everybody's talking about
my white pants. You can't wear white pants. I'll have
my white pants. Can't wear white pants after Labor Day.
Lets your pit bull right, know what that comes from?
(19:43):
I looked at up because that was like something you
heard as a kid. I don't think people care about
that anymore, but Jesus do we really care? Yeah, I'll
tell you what. Okay, fine, who has white pants? Anyways?
Besides Tom Brady, what do you want to talk about?
Michael Parsons more, Jesus Christ white pants? Back in the day.
Back in the day, you would hear like old ladies
be like, you can't wear white after Labor Day because
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apparently in old timey times, Yeah, my white pants. See
I think even before that, like old timey times, super
has a swing? Am I step in and nickel in
my white pocket? DoD ludoo boom lu lu ludo. Back
in the day, yeah, super wealthy people like remember watching
like Spartacus. They would like the Buckstons, like they would
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bathe in rain water with like leaves and stuff. Like
back in the day, if you were wealthy, if you
were a Rockefeller this time of the year, they would
pack away all your summer garb and you would and
they would like have to bring it somewhere else, like
on a horse and charriage, and you would get different
wardrobes and apparently that's where the arrives trouble, because if so,
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if you had such an extensive wardrobe, you had to
be rich. Oh thank you. I feel so much cooler
knowing that fact. Now, speaking of white pants, how about
that old guy with the white polo on with the
blue star on it, Jerry Jones, You're Jones in for
some Jerry. I saw Richard Sherman chirp and again everybody
(21:06):
talking about it, right, They're like Michael Parsons, no longer
a cowboy. He was a four time pro bowler, led
the NFL and quarterback pressure since twenty twenty one, he
only missed five games, and Jerry Jones still refused to
pay him. Jerry Jones also pulled a move out of well,
(21:26):
who's the first person I've ever seen do this? The
first person I ever saw do it? And I saw
it and I knew it was Howard Stern. I used
to work at kay Rock, New York. For years, I
worked at kay Rock, New York, and I would see
Howard Stern, Howard Stern, Howard Stern, the Ednie Christ. Howard
Stern would be saying hello to other colleagues, Hey, what's up, Mike, Hellary.
(21:50):
By the way, before Comedo hung out with me, he
used to just hang out with Beetlejuice and Hypergyrick all
the time. Yes, those are his friends. Hi, bitch yep,
I was one of the wag pack. Yeah me, Beetlejuice, Yeah,
Elephant Boy. That's that was Covedo's crew would be when
I first met him. I saved him picked up more
girls with that crew. Yeah. True. My point is I'd
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see Howards starting in the hole. If it wasn't for me,
he would have turned into JD. And he knew the
people we worked with. I would see him call him
by name, but to establish some sort of superiority, dominance, dominance, assertiveness,
whatever you want to call it. I don't know. When
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it came to an air antics, he would pretend like
he didn't know those people, just to make him feel lame, like, yeah,
just because this guy's the so called boss, now I'm
the boss. What's that guy's name again? And I'd be thinking,
you mean the guy you see every day and I
see you say hello to you know his name, he's
the boss. I would see him pull legitimate, deliberate power moves,
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and it was funny to me but and it could
have been just like a fun antic like you know,
when we say Mike runs his place? Who I mean?
I hope Danny g knows who he is? But Howard
would be like, yeah, I don't know that guy, Like
who's the guy we replaced, like DJ Bell or something? Yeah,
I don't know BJ Bell or something something like I
don't know. So my point is I would think in
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my mind as a youngster coming up in radio, man,
I know Howard knows that guy. This is his way
of saying, I'm more important than the boss. What's his name? John? Yeah? John?
What's his name?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Gary? What's that guy's name? And Gary would be like, oh,
you know, you know. So Yesterday, during a press conference,
Jerry Jones, who's the center of all this controversy, keeps
calling him Michael Parsons, Like Michael Parsons, is he just old?
Here's the question? Is he just old? Like like your
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dad who just gets everybody's name wrong, like my dad,
like everybody's dad. Like Ted Kennedy when he said, Mike
McGuire and Sam, do you remember that we have that
Mike McGuire favorite.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Paure for me to introd our two home run kings
for working families in America, Mike McGuire and Sammy Suster
of the White House. It's a pleasure to hindra DU's
damn First of all, our friend Al Gore. Let's give
him a post and welcome.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
By the way, Why does that sound like it's from
nineteen twenty ask not what you can do for your country? So,
uh is it? Is it old guy syndrome? Or is
it disrespect? That's the worst? Was Ryan in the studio
like cranking that out of an old time record player?
What the hell was that? That sounds like JFK. That's
(24:40):
that's Ted Kennedy talking about Mike McGuire and Sammy Mike
McGuire and Sammy Suster when like the whole world stopped
to watch them hit home runs like your your Grandpapye
and your Nana new Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa. But
he got it wrong. So is is Jerry Jones that
ad it where he's calling him Michael Parsons publicly on
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a big stage where the world is watching, or is
it an old school power move subliminally maybe intentionally? I
don't know, because here's why I brought up the America's
Team thing. When you watch America's Team on Netflix. The
guy's still sharp, he's with it, he's making moves. He
wants to win. Now you're gonna tell me he pulled
(25:25):
an old guy move and he kept saying. Michael Parson,
the older you get, he's the guy spending millions. I
think the older you get, you just start mispronouncing things
and you don't care anymore. It's dad syndrome. I think
you can say you're gonna spend forty million dollars a
year and a guy you don't even know his first name,
Michael Parsons. You're gonna tell me you know that, God,
it's Micah. This guy is so was investing in the guy.
(25:48):
You're gona tell me he doesn't know his name is Mike. Goeh.
My dad says everything wrong, and I think it's you.
You hit sixty something, you hit seventy, it's over you free.
I'll give you a great example. Every Latino baseball player,
my dad American. This is his name in the weakest way,
and I'll make fun of my dad. I remember there
was a Mets pitcher, middle reliever of that pitched like
every day. Fernando Nieve. My dad would always say, oh,
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you see last night Fernando Neve, Like that is Fernando Nees.
His name is not Neve. I promise you his name
is not Neveh. I'm pretty sure it is. No, it's Nieve. Okay,
but that's your dad, and that's my dad who says
everything wrong. I'm with you. What did your dad call
that place Jembro?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
It's so stupid that we know each other's stories. There
was a store. I'm from Union, New Jersey. There's a
store called Jembro, which was like, I don't know, like
a stupid I don't know why my dad would ever
go there. For years, my dad would say, yeah, I
gotta go to Jambree and pick some stuff up. And
for years I'm like, where's this jamboree that dad goes
to all the time. Yeah, jan Beree right out marss
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Avenue jam Beree. And then one time I win him,
I'm like, this is jam Beree. It says Jembro gm
b r o j jans Beree. I mean, it doesn't
say Jambree. And he would always call job lot odd
lot and like everything would be wrong. So so is
this you're gonna tell me that this guy's pulling old
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guy moves. He's not your dad. Jerry Jones, Michael of
the Dallas count I'm saying, Michael Parsons is definitely old
guy stuff on.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
A radio show weekly or power Move For how many
decades now has he been in front of the world
on camera.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
One of the most popular broadcasters who's around our parents' age,
does this? Aholl the time? You ever heard of med
Dog Grusso, one of our pals. You know what, mispronounces everything?
Not out of the districts. This guy's playing chess. I
think he's playing chess. This isn't a hot take. I'm
saying there's a strong possibility that he's trying to minimize
the importance of this guy, Michael Parsons. It didn't work
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out well, Michael, Michael, Michael Parsons. Everybody knows, and he
knows more than anybody. He was writing checks to this
guy that it's Michael Parsons. You only do that. Powerful
people only do that when you're trying to minimum the situation.
My dad, speaking to my dad, told me a story.
I'm like, Damn, Dad's cold blooded. My dad said that
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there was this guy he went to school with when
he was a kid, and this guy always, you know, hey,
this guy will bust my chops. He will bust my chops.
This guy, you know, the guy would bully my dad
as a high school dude. And my dad said he
saw him at a grocery store years later and my
dad recognized me, like, there's that guy that I had
beef with when we were kids. And the guy came
up to him, Hey, Steve Covino, it's me John from
(28:30):
from from Irvington. Remember when we graduated ticket My dad
stone cold stared him in the eye, you know, he said,
I don't know you, and he's like, it's sweet, it's John.
My dad like, yeah, I don't know, man, I don't
He's like, are you Steve. He's like, yeah, I'm Steve.
He's like remember we were in a history class and
graduating and he's like, I don't know you, man, Sorry,
but hey, have a good one. I'm like, you did that.
(28:52):
That's cold blood and blooded. You don't think a guy
who just got this nationwide to be on the Cowboys,
you don't think there could be a chance that he
was like yeah, Mike, Michael, hey.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Whatever, So do you also think al Davis was dissing
Lane Kiffen back in the day, remember when he famously.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Called what I'm saying is there's a possibility. That's what
I'm saying, there's a possibility. These guys are businessmen, they're
powerful people. They don't want to be humiliated. So guess what.
Oh ye, he's never gonna admit that, but he minimized them.
Are parents say everything rules, not your dad. Guys doing
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making business, million dollar moves all the time, building stadiums,
building a brand. He's not He's not your dad, he's
not my dad. He's Jerry Jones. And if you watch
the thing, he's getting old, but he's not. He's not
dull by any means. He's still pretty sharp. So that's
just my theory is there's a possibility that he may
(29:53):
have done it on purpose. And part of owning someone
in that way is you never admit it. You know
where I noticed this. You're just not important enough for
me to know. It's been like a decade now, but
I remember when by my wife and I got married.
You know how out of respect you invite some of
your parents' friends, like you invite a couple of your
dad's best buds, or you know your wife has family.
I remember sending invites to my dad's friends and my
(30:17):
dad's just said their name's wrong forever, like last names,
he's just completely mispronounced them. My dad had a butt
nothing for nothing, dude. But my dad, your dad, they're
not just working working class heroes, blue collar guys. They care.
They just don't you know, they're just not living that life.
Jerry Jones cares. This guy is living to win one
(30:39):
more before he dies. He doesn't know his name is Micah.
All I'm saying is think about it. That's all I'm saying. Aye,
and your phone calls on that next eight seventy seven
ninety nine, Am, I have a question for you. You were
your heritage? What again? Were your family from? Where? Costa Rica?
My dad? My dad will always say Costa Rica? Yeah,
like an old guy thing too. Where is that? I
(31:00):
think it's an old guy? I think Costa. I've heard
it before. I love Costco. Yeah, Costco? All going on, buddy,
do you know what that is? In Spanish? But do
you know that's some of It's key? Key? Right? Job
(31:20):
is is snow? Snow? I said, yeah, good job, good job,
there we go.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
We also learn here.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
On convenient Buffalo Bills uniforms. I do like the snow
down rival. It works perfectly for them. And I think
the Bills have the coolest one. And I think the
Dolphins Matt helmets are pretty cool too. I have not
seen the Matt helmet. I will, I will, all right,
we'll start here.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
In the NFL, guys, Tampa Bay running back Rashad White,
excuse me here, I am saying wrong names.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Seriously dealing with the growing injury return to practice.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
He's expected to play in Week one against the Falcons.
Chiefs Ricky wide receiver Jalen Royle's dealing with the knee injury,
unlikely to play in their Week one matchup against the Chargers.
The Patriots have released safety Jabrill Peppers. Kind of a
bit of a shock when it comes to college football.
Wisconsin quarterback Billy Edwards Junior suffered a non contact injury
in the first half of the Badger season opener on Thursday,
(32:19):
but he had a clean MRI.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
His status is week to week.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
In baseball, the Red Sox have release pitcher Walker Buehler.
Also padre Shortstopsander Bogart's has been placed on the ten
day il with a non displaced fracture in his left foot.
He's gonna miss the rest of the regular season, could
return for the postseason and lastly, here at the US Open,
number six seed Ben Shelton retired with an apparent shoulder
injury after playing four sets of his third round match.
(32:45):
Three seed Carlos Aukraz headed to the fourth round. On
the women's side. Four seed Jess Pagoula, she's headed to
the fourth round as well.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Back to you guys, Oh oh al Caraz, Oh, al Caraz,
He's one hell of a player. That is something my
dad would say. My dad loves tennis. He's still seventy seven.
He plays ten he would say, al Caras, Oh, he's good.
It's Alkara Dad. Oh, that's why I said it, Al Conrad.
So don't think Jerry Jones is dissing Michael Parsons. I
just think old guys say with David, I think which.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Also, he's from Arkansas, and I feel like there's like
a bit of an accent.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Michaels mackra it's such a power move. You're so unimportant
to me that I don't even know your name. Okay,
fair enough, By the way, can we talk about something
else besides Mike Michael Parsons on Real Quick MACA. You're
old dude, Walker Buehller, Danny g we were doing the
show Matzi, but I'm saying he was. But I don't know,
(33:36):
and I'll tell you why, because when we first started
doing the show, we've been at the network here almost
five years. Jeez. Walker Buehler was sixteen and four with
a two point four to seven ERA, led the league
with thirty three starts. He was a hot commodity, missed
the year with an injury. His two years since, he's
been back twenty twenty four. Last year with the Dodgers,
(33:56):
his ERA was five three eight and he was one
and six on a Dodgers team that won like one
hundred games. And then this year, I mean, I'm sorry,
you skipped apart where he was a hero. Yes, yeah,
he closed it out. He closed it out for the
World Series. So you go from closing out the World
Series you're superstar in the middle of the celebration to
being released by the Red Side. I would scoop him
up for the postseason. He did have a big moment.
(34:19):
You're right, but this year is era again, series moment,
he says, But listen, I don't know what world series
moments are. I'm a mess, but I'm just saying you're
a hater his era. His era is in the fives again. No, Yeah,
he's had a rough time in Boston, so maybe sometimes
he'll just lose it. I'll give you a guy that
was on my Mets, Noah Cindigard. He found his way
(34:39):
to your Dodgers, your Angels, everywhere. Sometimes a guy never
fully is the same after an injury. I guess the
outlier would be his great postseason performance. But take that away,
you would assume he just lost it. But someone will
pick him up. I wonder if one of the playoff
contenders is thinking what you're thinking, like, maybe this guy
in the postseason could kill a boy.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You know, he's not going to get nervous from it.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, he's definitely got the composure. Been there, done that.
Maybe it's a little tweak. Yeah, I would take the
chance on him. Guess what, only thirty years old, so
it's not like he's a thirty seven year old pitcher.
Thirty years old. All right, listen, we got more Kvin
on Rich. We're gonna play WNBA player or Chipotle worker.
We'll talk some more NFL as we are a week away,
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Almost almost like the All Star Game home run off
(35:43):
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(38:09):
in Ohio, what's.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Up doing today?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
What's so? Do you think Jerry Jones is pulling old guy?
I just don't pronounce things the right way? Or do
you think it's a power move? It's a I think
it's a power move. For the record, even Sager said,
Jerry Jones very calculated guy, and it's a it's a businessman.
It's a powerful man's way of saying you're unimportant to me.
I don't care what your name is Michael Parsons. What
do you think, man? That's up?
Speaker 5 (38:32):
I think that it is a pure power move.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
It's a way if you remember when Rocky used to
say what's your name?
Speaker 5 (38:40):
And he goes, I don't care what your name is?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's his way of
doing it without saying like, yeah, he's unimportant, he can't
he can't stop the run. Yeah, Michael, yeah, whatever, we're
moving on. I think there's truth to that. James and Alabama,
what's up? James?
Speaker 5 (38:55):
Hey? Thanks guys. I listened to you all the time.
I'm on the road fifty weeks out of the year.
Look the all time great show. Thank you, Gary, Hey, listen.
It could be a combination of both, but Jerry's old.
Jerry's a master about putting the brand together, growing that
from one hundred and fifty million to an eight billion
dollar brand. He's a master at that. What he is not.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
We're getting that a sense of that more and more
every as every year passes and people like maybe they
should dand up with a GM spots to someone else.
It's more and more apparent than it needs to happen, right,
I mean they addressed that in the last episode of
America's Team, and it's kind of sad and emotional. So
I think you guys need to watch that to get
a true sense of what's really happening or what could
be happening with this move this. So let me hit
(39:42):
you up with a few things that are coming up.
We're definitely going to talk about week one of the NFL.
Danny g also wants to give us a stadium beer quiz,
so we're gonna get to that. We'll give away some prizes,
play a round of WNBA Player or Chipotle Worker, and
have two baseball deep thoughts. Deep thoughts, deep thoughts, deep
thoughts like warning track maybe like maybe like early warning track.
(40:06):
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