August 12, 2025 • 43 mins
Covino & Rich are in for the great Dan Patrick! They laugh about mosquitoes and dating profiles. David Justice is in the news and the guys weigh-in on his "sexist" comments about Halle Berry and ruining the movie “Moneyball.” Plus, Rich has the 2 biggest lies that men tell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox
Sports Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Here we go, getting situated as we do day two
of our Dan Patrick Patrick Haul.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Four shows this week.
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That's right, We got today, tomorrow and Friday. Yeah, buddy,
that's right. And if you missed this yesterday catched a podcast.
By the way, Spot's giving me hand signals.
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and h ear to hat just means all right, on
with the show now, and that's what we're gonna do.
We're live from the Fox Sports Radio studio. We got
lots to get to today. Super pumped, we got prizes,
we got showtime, Mahomes Trivia are broke, Mahomes stops bye,
asks some trivia questions, your chance to win, and ioe
(01:40):
you nerve football. We got to talk a little baseball,
some NFL of course, well, twenty four days until the
start of the NFL season, so of course football on
the COBASA. Football's on the mind because we're getting to
that point now where it's like, all right, who's gonna
be for real or not? Everyone thinks they know everything.
We're gonna ge to NFL. Don't you worry. David Justice
(02:04):
is in the news, one of your favorite Yanks from
back in the day. How about one of my favorite
hosts here on Fox Sports Radio. Every once in a
while he'll fill in and he'll be hanging around with
our very own Rob Parker. Stop it, come strolling in
with David Justice World Series Champion and I got to
(02:25):
wear the Yankee World Series ring man.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
He's a super cool guy.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
But yeah, he's in the news because let's just say
he opened up a lot on a recent podcast, and
it was sort of wild to hear. To be honest,
sometimes being on the air, being in front of a
microphone is like truth serum. And he just started rolling
(02:49):
about Hallie Berry and Moneyball. Either that or Matt Barnes
slipped something in his drink. I don't know what was
going on. So trying to break down, you do see
people get very disarmed. Podcasting and radio is a very
interesting medium in that people do sometimes forget Oh yeah,
(03:09):
there's people listening and they start talking.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Soeah, it was juicy.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So I mean, is it as juicy as what's going
down tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Everyone, I imagine is waking up and somewhere on your feed,
whether you like it or not, is the fact that
Taylor Swift is gonna be on Kelsey's podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
It's cool, but it makes me on a bar faull.
At the same time, you know it's gonna break records.
It's gonna be a record breaking podcast, like I don't care, yeah,
same same.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
The same.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Time, it dropped eighteen to twenty million people tuned in
just to watch the trailer like the small highlight of
what's to come.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
But she announced a new album.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah at Black after Midnight list that right, that's part
of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know I got four words for that spot? Is
that just one word?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I don't know. As much as I love those guys
are charming as hell, isn't that great?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Don't be jealous? Is that jealous? It's just being real,
funny guys. And they're pro athletes. I mean, good for them. Great,
what do you wrestle? No, I mean good for them.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Seriously.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I do like the guys, of course, but like the
way social media has reacted about that is off the
wall Michael Jackson's style. So as we get into it,
I wish you a great day. I hope you enjoy
some tacos today. It's a Tuesday. School starts out here
on the West Side for the kiddies, so it's a
(04:42):
crazy hectic week. Gotta get that back to school fit.
You gotta get those back to school kick. Was that
everyone's was that everyone's priority when you were a kid. Well,
when you were a kid, you realize it's not the
same priority because kids love these busted up dusty air
Force once they want to look like sl like Hobo Sam.
(05:02):
By the way, this Iowa Sam, I the ones in
two Sam Hat.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
We brought the whole showgram here.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
We got Danny g super producing at age seventy seven
ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He's a super producer with a buttery voice.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
We got Spot on our brand new video page, like
we said, YouTube dot Com, slash at Covino, and Rich FSR.
Rich brought his brother here. Everybody's hanging out early in
the morning in for Dan Patrick. Well, I got two
questions to start the show. Then we're going to get
into David Justice and Jackson Darts in the news again.
A lot of fun stuff. So let's let the wild
Rumpist begin. One question. It's so dumb, but I gotta ask,
(05:40):
could the same mosquito bite you like ten times?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Because from my calf to my foot, I feel like
a bug feasted on me to the point where I'm
like uncomfortably itchy, where I'm like I need some time
by itch cream on my hen. That's what happens when
you're not a down down ass fool bro, which your
little baby boy low sucks. I need to be a
so I need to be a gen z er that
pulls up my socks or aolo, a westside solo, because
(06:05):
if you roll in with your high socks, your ankles
won't be a bit like.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
What spot roll des eyes of me like he knows
the answers to everything. He is the all. He's probably thinking,
this is your question to start off the day.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, that's you're filling in for the great Dan Patrick,
not just Dan Patrick, the great Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Welcome to the Big Show. And your question is can
the same mosquito? But I know we got to talk
about Jackson Dart up your leg mosquito.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I don't see mosquito in our pre show meeting notes.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I've always had ample hot dog skin over here.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Do you think he talks to the sandman about greater
bite Marv Albert Orson or the mosquito that got rich
this morning?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
It's the Dan Nets you're a donut.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, but I how is that not a legit question?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
How about you pull your socks up real nice and
high like I said, But you.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Never woke up in the morning and you're like, oh
my god, what happened for an hour that this mosquito
work its way up my leg? Dude in the room with.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You, it trapped in the room.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
It kept landing on you, son of a b and
it was it was in the Rich Davis buffet line.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
My goodness, maybe I shouldn't have my ankles and tootsies
out of the bed.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Sheets, hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You shouldn't have had all that coffee because you're feeling
kind of zany right now. Okay, so I guess that's
if anyone has a proper answer eight seven to seven
ninety nine on Fox, because what do we know? The
mosquito doesn't lose its stinger the way a bee would
to my knowledge. Okay, so but again I'm not but
I'm saying, Planet, I can't tell you everything about insects.
When it get full, though, doesn't it eat your blood?
(07:37):
I'm just saying, like the same bug. Forget it, you idiots.
Next question, is a really fat mosquito in my house somewhere?
Is sitting in Rich's living room right now?
Speaker 7 (07:47):
First of all, if you'd like to know a little
bit of biology, a mosquito has a probiscus, which it
uses to blood, and a bee uses a stinger to sting.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
But it's gonna use it once a Rich is going
to come home. Biscus mosquito is gonna tell him to
get out my health.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Now he's laying out there like job of the Hoddies.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I'm so full of Caso owns me. I'm gonna go home.
He's gonna be my wife exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
My kids are gonna call it the mosquito Dad, call
me dad. Now that's that's done. And dumb question two.
My brother is visiting me in town right and he's
setting up dating profiles. He's newly single again, and we
(08:35):
were discussing how much do you really need to like
something to put it on your dating profile? Like he's like,
should I put down swimming? I'm like, do you like
swimming that much? By the way, online dating and profiles
and what you're putting out there on these dating apps
is such a racket. It feels so fake and phony,
(08:57):
That's what I'm saying, Like it's such be like, I'm
an old school guy by nature, but I'll still play
the game.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
This is naughty by nature.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I used to be naughty by nature because I was
down with opp You put that on your profile, that'll
get you far with young women. But references, for as
relevant as I want to stay in relevance is a
choice I can't imagine entering this world again, simply because
it just seems like such a racket, Like such bs,
(09:29):
the stuff you have to put out there, You have
to have a new level of game, to the point
where I really wish you could just go into the bar,
throw some darts, watch a game some Jackson darts, watch
the game, and meet a like minded, nice young woman
without all the games and nonsense, having to have a witty,
clever sort of punchline to reel her in online, which
(09:52):
again isn't any true indication of who you really are,
just because you're able to type something witty or you
put some into chat GPT to build you a profile
that reels in the biggest fish. It's such BS. How
about you're a nice guy and I could prove that
to you in person. It just doesn't really apply or
matter as much. And I was stating the obvious, but
when you see him go through it, the amount of
(10:14):
crap that he has to put out there on these
apps is ridiculous. Well, if you want to compare it
to life in sports, it's like for your job, are
you good at your job or do you just have
a good resume and a sweet sizzle is your LinkedIn
all nice? And if you're do what we do, do
you just have a great air check or a sizzle reel?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
If you're an athlete.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Do you ever see some of these high school recruits
and college kids they put together almost like a sizzle
reel of their highlights.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Are you value that? Is that who you are? Because
it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
My brother is like, should I put down that I
like rock music and horror movies. I'm like, then you
gotta wonder who you're gonna attract. If you put down
you like rock and horror, you get a bunch of
like tat two goth girls.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Is that what you want? Is that what you want?
Because if that's what you want, I wouldn't put down
You're gonna meet like some girl like Herman Monster Boots.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
She's like, hey me, I heard you like rock music
and horror.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
She's like, rock on, Let's keep on this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And by the way, for the record, I love rock
rock checks. And I'm stereotyping. Of course, I'm just painting
in broad strokes. But I get your question also saying
like if you if you want now, I'll be stereotypical.
If you want more like girly girl, sorority esque type,
that type of girl, even if you don't like pop
(11:40):
type of stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Do you put that down knowing that's their style?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I never expected.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And again this is maybe old school and sexist, but
I never expected the woman I was with to have
my interests. Hey, I like boxing and rock me. I
don't expect them to like boxing and rock music. I
expect them to like whatever they like, if they appreciate
I'm into.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
You know how a girl come show with a cigar
like she was birch sugar or something?
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah? Yeah? Like boxing? Yeah me too, me too far
if you want.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
According to online, here the hobbies that women find most
and least attractive in men.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
You guys guess yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh uh, because my brother did ask, he goes should
I wrote down that I'm a big NFL football fan.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I go, yeah, because you are. But again, do women
want to see on a profile like I love.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Spot There's so many women nowadays who love NFL in college.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That's the thing they're stereotyping, for sure, but that's not bad.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
They say activities that you would put down in your profile,
like reading, learning foreign languages, playing musical instruments, so is.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
The typical like in our parents, Jimmy, what was the
joke like fifty years ago? Is like when people first
started doing this, it would be like, I like long
walks on the beach?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Do you really are you really taking long walks on
the beach?
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Old jokes about that? Yeah, nobody really does.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But is it the.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Modern equivalent like making it seem like your sensitive like
I read and stuff.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Yeah, like Jimmy, shred's the tube, but you're not supposed
to put that down. No musical instruments, cooking that's weird,
and woodworking rank the highest among women's intellectual curiosity, it says,
So I guess cooking, it says, is a good one
to put down, whether you're good at it or not.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Jimmy, would it work against you if if you wrote
I complained about mosquito bites that that's you know, it's
probably a turn off honesty?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
So just the thought for all the single guys and
girls out there, I just I wonder how honest do
you want to be?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
And like do you look at what you're trying to attract?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And again you don't need to type to sports, but
think about every year at combine.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I think interviews.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
If you're really into sports, which most people are listening
to Fox Sports Radio, Dan Patrick right now, Covino and Rich,
why would you want to falsely advertise that you're not.
If Jimmy's all about the Mets and the Broncos, shouldn't
he write that down that way a woman knows what
(14:13):
he's all about and what he's into three sixty five
of the year. Because as a guy with a kid,
when I was single and dating, I was ridiculed and
chastised and berated for not leading with that first because
it seemed like I was misleading women. If Jimmy, your brother,
(14:34):
anybody is a hardcore sports guy and it takes up
a lot of their time, shouldn't that be information a
woman knows. If you're really trying to be serious about
your dating profile and finding a woman that would tolerate
that type of behavior, I mean, why are you only
supposed to be honest about certain things? Some dudes live
for their sports. I think that's something you say and
then you deal and find a person that is willing
(14:57):
to deal with that, because you wouldn't want to be
with a woman that complaints complain about it, right yeah,
you want an understanding woman. But how the one less
question and we'll move on. How much do you need
to be into something or how good do you need
to be at it to bring it up? Like let's
say like, well, I like playing tennis. But then if
you say, oh, I like tennis.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
You may match with something.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Martina never Toulov a girl that's like that's really good
and you're like, oh no, I met like I play
like casually.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
How honest do you need to be? Can you be?
Like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Love traveling and you're like travel you don't go anywhere?
I think you I don't know. Again, this is bad
advice because this isn't the life I live. I'm not
saying I'm oblivious to it, because I'm not. We're very
well aware of how this works. But I think the
right answer I'll give you the right answer is how
would you lead in person?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Like?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
How would you lead in person? Why do you got
to be.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
A phony bologna about everything? That's what I hate about
this stuff. Let me write down the most clever thing.
I'm into pickleball because it's the cool thing, but you
never played? How about yeah, like sports and I'm into
trying new things. And that's an honest answer, and for
whatever reason, that's not good enough in today's cal you
have to be witty and clever, and then you show
up like a dud and mislead everybody. Cove to wrap
(16:14):
this it, really, there is a There is a sports
tie in because it is true, Like think of how
often people try to sell themselves in free agency, in
the world of NBA, NFL drafts. All these meetings, like
dating is much like job interviews, right, You're always just
trying to put your best foot. You're trying to sell
yourself while being realistic. And it is interesting because you're right,
(16:38):
you don't want to mislead someone, but you also everyone's
full You're right, everyone's full of it, full of it.
And now they have all these prompts where it's like
it's it's not a quiz or a test where you're
trying to put the right answers there, How about the
honest answers and make them clever? But the honest answer,
you're just trying to meet some girl and you have
to fill out questions like here one's daney fact about
(17:00):
me is blanking like, oh yeah, I would hate to
you know, let's say, on the flip side, some girls
like I like sports and rock music, like ooh, and
she's hot my kind of girl, and then you realize
when you meet her, she's like, I just said that
to me A cool guy like you, because that's what
I'm into you like, So, you know, like any of
those things, big liar.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
You shouldn't use a fifteen year old photo, you know,
as your dating profile pick. And you shouldn't use information.
It's misleading you to be yourself physical form in writing,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That's great advice, Sam, And I'll tie it back to sports. Rich,
if you're a big sports guy, I don't think you
should wear your beer helmet and your in your profile fish, Yeah,
I don't think you should. Jimmy, you shouldn't wear them
with the face paint. What your orange and blue bronco
face paint.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
No pictures of you while you're playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I don't know what type of woman you'd actually attract
with that. But yeah, it all ties in. But the
more we talk or enter this world, because again Rich's
brother's here and he's trying to fill out all these profiles,
it's kind of gross. You always try to put your
best foot forward, but when you're writing out all these lies,
it's just like, my God, that good luck out there,
(18:10):
all the single friends we got, uh, we got a
lot to get to today. Thank you for hearing me out,
Thank you for indulging my mosquito question.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I'm sure we're gonna get a lot of great feedback
for that. That was one.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
But there is a I erased that from the podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Everything's a great one, bro, psych.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But there's a story that David Justice told on that
podcast that everyone's talking about. So we're gonna talk about
whether or not you go with the legend or kill
the vibe.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
What does Robert Wool say?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Robert Wool from my hometown of Union, New Jersey, on
History one oh one said something about when the legend
becomes fact, print print the legend, print the legend. Legends
always more memorable and enticing. And it was the story
of Paul Revere or something like that. The story of
Paul Revere never even happened. There was some other guy
with a stupid name, but Paul Revere became the legend.
(19:02):
So print the legend. That's the story we stick with.
You never want to downplay a story, but you never
want to lie either, And David Justice, let's actually just
break it down. He told two stories that we'll talk about.
Story about halle Berry that makes you say, huh, what.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And then he told Matt Barnes that everything in Moneyball
was a lie, like not one thing from that movie
happened when he played with Oakland. So embellishing stories, is
that a good thing.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Or not? We'll get to it next right here? Can
you know? And Rich? On Fox Sports Radio in for
the Great Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Be sure to catch the live edition of The Dan
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Speaker 3 (19:53):
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Speaker 8 (19:56):
As everybody knows, we're the hosts of the award winning
Paully and Tony Fusco sho. But instead of us telling
you how great we are, is how Dan Packrick described
us when he came on our.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Show, quick, knowledgeable and funny, opinionated.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
What are you doing interrupting our promo? Yeah you wasn't
talking about you.
Speaker 9 (20:13):
You took those clips totally out of context.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Oh yeah, Well, after this promo.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
I'm gonna take you out and beat you.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Let me put this into context.
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Shut up.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
Yeah, anyway, just listening to the Pauli and Tony Fusco
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Speaker 3 (20:27):
Oh wherever you get your podcasts?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yea, hey rich stuff flirting with La and get back here.
We're in for Dan Pantrick. Just talking to our fellow
co worker. I heard her talking about her jumbos or whatever.
She said, Uh, this doesn't sound better. She was telling
me better squish mellows, her squish mellows.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
The stuffed animals she met.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
My kids want Hey, I heard her talking about jumbo's
and squish mellows.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I didn't know what was going on. Well, hey, welcome
to the show.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Cn R per a worker. Yeah, they a lot to
get to today. This is Jackson Dart story that I
find hilarious. That hey, I think you'll find it hilarious
as well. I mean, not like you don't need to
tune in, like everyone's going to tune in tomorrow for
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Will you stomp with that now?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I I think I'm just aggravated knowing that we're going
to see in a day from now that it breaks
all podcast records and everyone broadcasting is going to just
roll their eyes.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
But I get it.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Why don't you promote monsters in the morning while you're
at it. Yeah, so I heard they're crushing us right
now as we speak. So we're Covino and rich In
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(21:51):
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Speaker 3 (22:54):
So rich.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Before we play show time a homes trivia and do
some game and giveaway prizes. Before we talk some NFL.
Let's talk about mosquito, but it's not.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
David Justice, who again is in and out of the
hallways here at Fox Sports Radio. Super nice dude. Let
me wear his World Series ring because I'm a Yankees fan.
This guy's done it all man. He was a good
looking dude. He was a brave he was an athletic,
(23:31):
He was a Yankee. He won a lot, he was
a great player. He's on the Matt Barnes podcast. It's
usually Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson, but I only see
Matt Barnes and all the clips, all the smoke, and
for whatever reason, like we said before, when you drink
a lot, and when you're on a radio show, it's
(23:51):
like truth serum. You just start babbling. And I gotta say,
as a host, I give Matt Barnes a lot of
props for just letting David Justice fill in the space.
He did a great job of backing off and just
letting him talk because Justice was just saying all the
things that people wanted to hear for years.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
He said, you want to hear about halle Berry. Here's
what happened.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Let it breathe.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
He told the whole story, and you're just there like,
I can't believe he's saying all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Man, this is gonna go viral.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
The main headline was about halle Berry, but he also
talked about Moneyball, and that's where we're heading. Yeah, he
said that. Yeah, halle Berry was everything you would think.
She was young, she was hot, She asked him to
get married. Think about that. This is what a stud
Justice was back in the day. Halle Berry's like, will
you marry me? Please? And he was like it was
(24:47):
new and fresh and his heart really wasn't there, but
she was halle Berry, so he felt like that was
the right thing to do, like, yeah, of course. But
then as he got to know her in the honeymoon
period sort of dwindled off as it usually does. He
was like, man, she don't cook, she don't clean. I
can't see her as a as a motherly woman. And
(25:09):
he was like a southern kid that grew up with
his mom and just his mom, and his mom did
everything for him. She didn't seem to be that type
of lady. Now I'm not saying she has to be.
I'm not saying that he's saying she had to be,
but she wasn't like any motherly figure that he was
accustomed to or he knew did he.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Have this on his dating profile or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
So he basically tells the story if he sort of
cold Turkey realized this and was like, yeah, I don't
think I want to do this anymore. And his biggest
regret was how he sort of ended it. If you
missed the highlights, take a listen. It's from all the smoke.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
We never had any major issues like that, And it's
just that I because I was young and had only
been in honestly one real relationship before her, my knowledge
and my understanding, my wisdom around relationships just wasn't vast.
(26:10):
So I'm looking at my mom and I'm a Midwest guy,
so in my mind, I'm thinking a wife at that
time should cook, clean, you know. And then I'm thinking, okay, if.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
We have kids, you know, is this the.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
Woman I want to have kids? Wouldn't build a family with.
And at that time, as a young guy, she don't cook,
don't clean, don't really seem like motherly, and then we
start having issues.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Let him keep talking. Matt Barnes was like, yeah, tell
me more. Got ahead, and he just kept rolling about
Halle Berry. And she's a high profile celebrity. That's why
it's odd, right, no one really talks like that. So
I commend him for being honest and creating great radio
in a good moment, and.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Also knowing what he wants.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I mean, there's no harmon, because no harmon saying like, yeah,
that's not what I'm looking.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
For, and it's true.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
And with all the headlines over the weekend say the
word sexist.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Ah, you know that's god right, cooking and clean. It
was just the eighteen hundreds. He's allowed to want a
traditional woman. We forget that people are allowed to have
preferences preferences became like a dirty word, right, Like you're like,
if you prefer something what it sounds old school. But
those are his preferences or how he felt. He explains,
I was a young guy. It's all I knew. You
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know what else he said that I thought was interesting,
Like again, how he just basically never talked to her again.
He said, that's his regret, like he wished he would
have eased that up a little bit because she, looking back,
really loved him, he said, which is nice. But he
paints his picture that's kind of interesting where he was
just an athlete.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
He's like, I was just a baseball player. That's it.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
So when we broke up, I thought, yeah, that's kind
of it. I'm an athlete. We had already said, you know,
we're gonna go our separate ways. But she had like
a machine behind her, a Hollywood team behind her that
just slandered his name for years. And he said, a
lot of that wasn't true. A lot of the stuff
you read about him in the past wasn't true. It's
(28:18):
just that team that she came with as a Hollywood
celebrity that painted that picture in the press. Well, I
always find that funny about athletes and celebrities.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
We have all that he had an agent, and that's
about it.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
If someone has a high profile relationship in the world
of sports, it sort of ties to you forever.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Like Reggie Bush.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I'm sure people still to him whatever he's doing post
career and everything. There's people that are like, yeah, yeah,
remember you were like with Kim k Like, dude, that
was twenty years ago. When you date someone high profile
in the sports world, it never leaves you. And David
Justins went on to talk not just about halle Berry.
He talks about something that I see. I'm bumm about this.
(29:02):
He talks about the movie Moneyball. Yeah, and how nothing
in the movie is factual. It's one hundred percent false nothing.
I mean, you realize that when they had Billy mean
is Brad Pitt. I mean, he's a handsome guy, but
you know Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
My thought is this.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
A lot of times, if you have the ability to
shut down a great legendary story, I never understand the
people that take that opportunity and go, Okay, I'll do
it like nothing bothers me more. You know me, I'm
a forty nine Ers fan. Covino and rich Rich Davis,
big Niners guy. The thing I hate most about Joe Montana,
my childhood hero, his his sketchers that he wears.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
All right.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
The second thing I hate about Joe Montana other sketcher
adds back in the day. And by the way, sketchers
are comfy. I'm just making fun of him now. Joe Montana.
I always hated how he was so quick to be like, oh, Rudy,
That's not how it happened at all. We didn't carry
(30:08):
him off. If anything, it was a joke. And oh
the idea of players throwing their jerseys on the coach's
desk didn't happen. It's like, Joe, Joe Montana, zip it.
I love the movie. I want to believe Rudy. I
I like that he did. He stomped all over the
dream story of Rudy being carried off the field. He
was like, yeah, because we hated Rudy. He was in
(30:31):
a hole and we did that sort of as a joke.
It wasn't even it wasn't like an endearing moment of Rudy.
Was like, Rudy's a tool bag and we're gonna be
We're gonna carry him off. That's like and then the
other Montana ruining Rudy he got David Justice ruining Moneyball.
(30:53):
When you have those moments to set up, you know,
put out the flames of a cool, fiery story, it
bothers me. And speaking of fiery our video guy Spot,
Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
What annoys me? Well, first of all, Spot, you're the worst.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
You're oh man, You're the worst, the worst at taking
a cool story and actually making it less cool.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Like back in the day, we were like, dude, we
were at the club.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
There were all these hot girls and they were at
the club stand. They had people's like grabbing bottles of
alcohol and spinning fire and Spot and Spot would be like, well,
I mean the girls were like moderately hot and the
guy wasn't really spitting fire.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
You mean, I don't play into your lies? Is that
what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
But you don't know how to tell a good stories?
I'll give you one.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
You ever see the movie Big Fish? Sometimes you gotta
tell a good story.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
I love the movie big Fish.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
But Spot Spot is about a year and a half.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Ago, there was a movie.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Remember the guy that they said created the Hot Cheeto,
the Flaming Hot Cheetah.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
You mean how it was proving completely false. Was a
guy everyone in society.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Richard Montagnez.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
There was a documentary the legendary Mexican who started off
as a as a nobody in the company and then
created the Hot Cheeto. So the documentary, if you watched
it was about a guy, like Cavino said, worked his
way started at the bottom, worked his way up, got
an opportunity, got the ear of the CEO, and he's
the guy that they credit for creating the Hot Cheeto.
(32:27):
The documentary was called Flaming Hot. We talked about it,
cavin know and I I remember this because can know
what I were like, documentary is a great movie. We
we were saying it was a fictional movie. According Spot Danny.
We were saying, like it was, it was great piece
of fiction. We were saying, what a great story this
guy came from nowhere, and what a great American dream.
And Spot loves the people. Spot's one of the people
(32:47):
that are like, well you really dive in. I mean
it was not just him.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
As Guardians of the Galaxy was more nonfiction.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Shabroni Jones writes a slander piece on the story and
and people run with that.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
He sits on a chunkle of lies.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
One guy wrote some piece about it like that it
never happened that way and.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Ruin the whole thing. It was credited, The whole.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Story is disproven by people high up within the organization
still works for the company.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
Please, you sit on a throne of lies.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
But my question to you is this a chunk of lies?
Are you the president that loves to kill the story
or do you like to truth seeker?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Are you a truth seeker or do you like the legend?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Do you like the story of Al? Like, for all
we know, Spot would probably go back and be like,
actually Al Bundy didn't have four touchdowns of one game.
One was called back on a penalty. But no, it's
like to me, do you know it's just called sports radio?
Until I started working here, I put the fox in.
Did you know I'm responsible for that? That's not true? No, No,
it's a good how about like just having ask anybody
(33:58):
true things probably didn't happen that way. Knowing that, but
still appreciating the fun legend that people tell, Like why
can't it be a little bit of both?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Right?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
You don't need to disprove it like you're winning something
for shooting down people's fun story.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Because then you're taking away from someone else who actually
did do something.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
All right, Well again, bring can give you?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Can I give you two stories that I've told about myself,
and I guarantee a gallic Spot would would try to
minimize them. Sure, story number one. Can't wait for these, boy,
these are two stories. One has to do with sports
and one has to do with bedroom activities. Oh boy,
(34:40):
you know what, I'm gonna tell you both stories next.
And you tell me if I'm embellishing or if I'm
just telling a good story.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
And we'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
David Justice, Alla, David Justice, all right, Allah, Rudy and
Moneyball and all the great tales like Spot.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
You're the type of guy that.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Would be like you know, Michael Jordan, really wasn't death
stick for the game? I mean, if anything, you might
have just had a small stomach boog.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Don't ruin the moment. We're gonna get your feedback. We'll
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(35:43):
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Does anyone say the nine inch Nails.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Is that like a Jersey swamp, like where they hand
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Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, but they actually swamp?
Speaker 4 (35:55):
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But the story right now is David Justice and for
fun Rich before we talk about Moneyball, give me the stats.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Give me the Dwayne stats. What do you think his
career stats are?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
David Justice, World Series Champion, Brave Indian, Guardian Indians at
the time, I have a bed.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Gay for Justice. I'll be honest, I'll guess, but I
feel like I'm gonna be a sweet stroke. Yeah, I'm
gonna say.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Batting averages were higher, but he was never like too
eighty one, you're so close, I feel like you cheating. No,
I swear to God to eighty one to seventy nine.
Oh damn, Okay, that to eighty just rings so much differently,
three hundred and seventy nine home runs, you're kind of close.
You overshot there, three oh five three all five, So okay,
(39:01):
that's a nice And he's a World Series Champion, World
Series Champion.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
He's in the Hall of like really really good as
fifteen hundred hits. And he played let's just say a
long time, yeah, played a long time to him good
for Justice all right. Now.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
He also had a sweet dating resume. So the big
story was Halle Berry and how he broke up with her.
She asked him to get married. He broke up with her,
not because of any infidelity or anything. Like that, as
he went on to describe, we already played the SoundBite,
nothing really happened. His heart wasn't really just in it
the same way hers was. But in that same interview,
(39:39):
he then went on to say everything in the movie
Moneyball is completely inaccurate. No factual information is given. He says,
not one scene actually happened. And I hated when Joe
Montana did that for Rudy. Joe Montana one of my
childhood heroes. When he came out and said, no one
put their jersey on the coach's desk when we carried
(40:00):
him off the field. Please, I was more of a
joke because he was sort of a third when Joe
Montana ruined Rudy. That's how I feel about David Justice
ruining Moneyball. How our video producer spot the minute that
movie Flaming Hawk came out, He's like, you really think
that guy created it?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
The cheeto.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Hollywood glamorizes everything. Like I said, Brad Pitt is Billy Bean.
Every movie you think that's how it went down. So
why do you expect every story to be truthful and
factual that way? I just don't get that. I'll give
you the two biggest lies guys tell, and they're they're
(40:39):
always involving the two things that I'm most passionate about,
and that's women in sports. Every time a guy tells
a story and it starts out with dude, I was
with this hot chick, I always question, let me say
how hot, because it's never what they described. And I'll
be the first to honest time there's a scandalous story,
(41:01):
I said, I had a bedroom story. If you've ever
been lucky enough to let's just say, have a have
a night with more than one woman, they're never both hot.
You tell the story like.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Rich talks talks about this threesome he had, but it
was more of a gruesome.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Speak for yourself.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
It wasn't a threesome at all. Crucis third girl.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
In your younger single days. If you ever had an opportunity,
you might you tell the story. But it's it's never
like both of them are hot. It's it's just not true.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Sorry to hear that.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
And the second thing a sports accolade.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I bet you of Covino's twenty seven Little League home runs,
I bet you twenty five of them were like errors,
no way out of the park into the dark. Got
by like inside the park, home runs don't count on
any level, not even in Beer League softball. I pitched
a no hitter in high school. I know, not a
big bragging right, but I will tell you this though.
What I don't tell people is that it ended an
(41:56):
inning early because of darkness. So it was a six
inning though, why we just did not not a seven
inning no hitter. That's worse than Johann Santana's no hitter
with the Mets when bel Tran actually hit a double.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
But but is it?
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I mean, when when people say, oh, what some of
your cooler accomplishments, should I should I say?
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Why I did pitch a no hitter in high school?
Six innings instead of seven? Throne at it makes the
story worse?
Speaker 2 (42:23):
And guys like again our video guys Spot and David
Justice and Joe Montana.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Some people like to take the fun out of a story,
like or tell the truth. Dude, we were handle the truth.
Don't let the details get in the way of a
good story. That's what riches. Getting the story is more important.
Make it memorable.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
It's fun.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
It's the story of big fish, like we referenced before.
Did it matter that Grandpa embellished a bunch of stories.
He made the memorable. Fish's a great storytellers. That's why
I could big fish or did it really happen? Or
did it really happen? I don't know every think about
every story, your buddies, your wife, anyone tells of their childhood.
(43:05):
Part of it makes it a legendary tale that they retell.
Think of all your family stories, like remember that time
on vacation when so and so did whatever. It's always
a little embellish because he makes a good story. So
don't be the buzzkill, don't be the justice, don't be
the montana, and don't be.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
The spot print the legend. The legend becomes fact. Roll
with it. Have fun on definitely more fun. We're gonna
keep having fun.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
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Speaker 3 (00:27):
But he didn't.
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You didn't give me the indicator. But the indicators the ear. Yeah,
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(01:20):
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We're live from the Fox Sports Radio studio. We got
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(01:40):
you nerve football. We got to talk a little baseball,
some NFL of course, well, twenty four days until the
start of the NFL season, so of course football on
the COBASA. Football's on the mind because we're getting to
that point now where it's like, all right, who's gonna
be for real or not? Everyone thinks they know everything.
We're gonna ge to NFL. Don't you worry. David Justice
(02:04):
is in the news, one of your favorite Yanks from
back in the day. How about one of my favorite
hosts here on Fox Sports Radio. Every once in a
while he'll fill in and he'll be hanging around with
our very own Rob Parker. Stop it, come strolling in
with David Justice World Series Champion and I got to
(02:25):
wear the Yankee World Series ring man.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
He's a super cool guy.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
But yeah, he's in the news because let's just say
he opened up a lot on a recent podcast, and
it was sort of wild to hear. To be honest,
sometimes being on the air, being in front of a
microphone is like truth serum. And he just started rolling
(02:49):
about Hallie Berry and Moneyball. Either that or Matt Barnes
slipped something in his drink. I don't know what was
going on. So trying to break down, you do see
people get very disarmed. Podcasting and radio is a very
interesting medium in that people do sometimes forget Oh yeah,
(03:09):
there's people listening and they start talking.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Soeah, it was juicy.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So I mean, is it as juicy as what's going
down tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Everyone, I imagine is waking up and somewhere on your feed,
whether you like it or not, is the fact that
Taylor Swift is gonna be on Kelsey's podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
It's cool, but it makes me on a bar faull.
At the same time, you know it's gonna break records.
It's gonna be a record breaking podcast, like I don't care, yeah,
same same.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
The same.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Time, it dropped eighteen to twenty million people tuned in
just to watch the trailer like the small highlight of
what's to come.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
But she announced a new album.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah at Black after Midnight list that right, that's part
of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know I got four words for that spot? Is
that just one word?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I don't know. As much as I love those guys
are charming as hell, isn't that great?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Don't be jealous? Is that jealous? It's just being real,
funny guys. And they're pro athletes. I mean, good for them. Great,
what do you wrestle? No, I mean good for them.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Seriously.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I do like the guys, of course, but like the
way social media has reacted about that is off the
wall Michael Jackson's style. So as we get into it,
I wish you a great day. I hope you enjoy
some tacos today. It's a Tuesday. School starts out here
on the West Side for the kiddies, so it's a
(04:42):
crazy hectic week. Gotta get that back to school fit.
You gotta get those back to school kick. Was that
everyone's was that everyone's priority when you were a kid. Well,
when you were a kid, you realize it's not the
same priority because kids love these busted up dusty air
Force once they want to look like sl like Hobo Sam.
(05:02):
By the way, this Iowa Sam, I the ones in
two Sam Hat.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
We brought the whole showgram here.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
We got Danny g super producing at age seventy seven
ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He's a super producer with a buttery voice.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
We got Spot on our brand new video page, like
we said, YouTube dot Com, slash at Covino, and Rich FSR.
Rich brought his brother here. Everybody's hanging out early in
the morning in for Dan Patrick. Well, I got two
questions to start the show. Then we're going to get
into David Justice and Jackson Darts in the news again.
A lot of fun stuff. So let's let the wild
Rumpist begin. One question. It's so dumb, but I gotta ask,
(05:40):
could the same mosquito bite you like ten times?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Because from my calf to my foot, I feel like
a bug feasted on me to the point where I'm
like uncomfortably itchy, where I'm like I need some time
by itch cream on my hen. That's what happens when
you're not a down down ass fool bro, which your
little baby boy low sucks. I need to be a
so I need to be a gen z er that
pulls up my socks or aolo, a westside solo, because
(06:05):
if you roll in with your high socks, your ankles
won't be a bit like.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
What spot roll des eyes of me like he knows
the answers to everything. He is the all. He's probably thinking,
this is your question to start off the day.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, that's you're filling in for the great Dan Patrick,
not just Dan Patrick, the great Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Welcome to the Big Show. And your question is can
the same mosquito? But I know we got to talk
about Jackson Dart up your leg mosquito.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I don't see mosquito in our pre show meeting notes.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I've always had ample hot dog skin over here.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Do you think he talks to the sandman about greater
bite Marv Albert Orson or the mosquito that got rich
this morning?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
It's the Dan Nets you're a donut.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, but I how is that not a legit question?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
How about you pull your socks up real nice and
high like I said, But you.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Never woke up in the morning and you're like, oh
my god, what happened for an hour that this mosquito
work its way up my leg? Dude in the room with.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You, it trapped in the room.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
It kept landing on you, son of a b and
it was it was in the Rich Davis buffet line.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
My goodness, maybe I shouldn't have my ankles and tootsies
out of the bed.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Sheets, hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You shouldn't have had all that coffee because you're feeling
kind of zany right now. Okay, so I guess that's
if anyone has a proper answer eight seven to seven
ninety nine on Fox, because what do we know? The
mosquito doesn't lose its stinger the way a bee would
to my knowledge. Okay, so but again I'm not but
I'm saying, Planet, I can't tell you everything about insects.
When it get full, though, doesn't it eat your blood?
(07:37):
I'm just saying, like the same bug. Forget it, you idiots.
Next question, is a really fat mosquito in my house somewhere?
Is sitting in Rich's living room right now?
Speaker 7 (07:47):
First of all, if you'd like to know a little
bit of biology, a mosquito has a probiscus, which it
uses to blood, and a bee uses a stinger to sting.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
But it's gonna use it once a Rich is going
to come home. Biscus mosquito is gonna tell him to
get out my health.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Now he's laying out there like job of the Hoddies.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I'm so full of Caso owns me. I'm gonna go home.
He's gonna be my wife exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
My kids are gonna call it the mosquito Dad, call
me dad. Now that's that's done. And dumb question two.
My brother is visiting me in town right and he's
setting up dating profiles. He's newly single again, and we
(08:35):
were discussing how much do you really need to like
something to put it on your dating profile? Like he's like,
should I put down swimming? I'm like, do you like
swimming that much? By the way, online dating and profiles
and what you're putting out there on these dating apps
is such a racket. It feels so fake and phony,
(08:57):
That's what I'm saying, Like it's such be like, I'm
an old school guy by nature, but I'll still play
the game.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
This is naughty by nature.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I used to be naughty by nature because I was
down with opp You put that on your profile, that'll
get you far with young women. But references, for as
relevant as I want to stay in relevance is a
choice I can't imagine entering this world again, simply because
it just seems like such a racket, Like such bs,
(09:29):
the stuff you have to put out there, You have
to have a new level of game, to the point
where I really wish you could just go into the bar,
throw some darts, watch a game some Jackson darts, watch
the game, and meet a like minded, nice young woman
without all the games and nonsense, having to have a witty,
clever sort of punchline to reel her in online, which
(09:52):
again isn't any true indication of who you really are,
just because you're able to type something witty or you
put some into chat GPT to build you a profile
that reels in the biggest fish. It's such BS. How
about you're a nice guy and I could prove that
to you in person. It just doesn't really apply or
matter as much. And I was stating the obvious, but
when you see him go through it, the amount of
(10:14):
crap that he has to put out there on these
apps is ridiculous. Well, if you want to compare it
to life in sports, it's like for your job, are
you good at your job or do you just have
a good resume and a sweet sizzle is your LinkedIn
all nice? And if you're do what we do, do
you just have a great air check or a sizzle reel?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
If you're an athlete.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Do you ever see some of these high school recruits
and college kids they put together almost like a sizzle
reel of their highlights.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Are you value that? Is that who you are? Because
it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
My brother is like, should I put down that I
like rock music and horror movies. I'm like, then you
gotta wonder who you're gonna attract. If you put down
you like rock and horror, you get a bunch of
like tat two goth girls.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Is that what you want? Is that what you want?
Because if that's what you want, I wouldn't put down
You're gonna meet like some girl like Herman Monster Boots.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
She's like, hey me, I heard you like rock music
and horror.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
She's like, rock on, Let's keep on this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And by the way, for the record, I love rock
rock checks. And I'm stereotyping. Of course, I'm just painting
in broad strokes. But I get your question also saying
like if you if you want now, I'll be stereotypical.
If you want more like girly girl, sorority esque type,
that type of girl, even if you don't like pop
(11:40):
type of stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Do you put that down knowing that's their style?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I never expected.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And again this is maybe old school and sexist, but
I never expected the woman I was with to have
my interests. Hey, I like boxing and rock me. I
don't expect them to like boxing and rock music. I
expect them to like whatever they like, if they appreciate
I'm into.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
You know how a girl come show with a cigar
like she was birch sugar or something?
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah? Yeah? Like boxing? Yeah me too, me too far
if you want.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
According to online, here the hobbies that women find most
and least attractive in men.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
You guys guess yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh uh, because my brother did ask, he goes should
I wrote down that I'm a big NFL football fan.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I go, yeah, because you are. But again, do women
want to see on a profile like I love.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Spot There's so many women nowadays who love NFL in college.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That's the thing they're stereotyping, for sure, but that's not bad.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
They say activities that you would put down in your profile,
like reading, learning foreign languages, playing musical instruments, so is.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
The typical like in our parents, Jimmy, what was the
joke like fifty years ago? Is like when people first
started doing this, it would be like, I like long
walks on the beach?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Do you really are you really taking long walks on
the beach?
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Old jokes about that? Yeah, nobody really does.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But is it the.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Modern equivalent like making it seem like your sensitive like
I read and stuff.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Yeah, like Jimmy, shred's the tube, but you're not supposed
to put that down. No musical instruments, cooking that's weird,
and woodworking rank the highest among women's intellectual curiosity, it says,
So I guess cooking, it says, is a good one
to put down, whether you're good at it or not.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Jimmy, would it work against you if if you wrote
I complained about mosquito bites that that's you know, it's
probably a turn off honesty?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
So just the thought for all the single guys and
girls out there, I just I wonder how honest do
you want to be?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
And like do you look at what you're trying to attract?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And again you don't need to type to sports, but
think about every year at combine.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I think interviews.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
If you're really into sports, which most people are listening
to Fox Sports Radio, Dan Patrick right now, Covino and Rich,
why would you want to falsely advertise that you're not.
If Jimmy's all about the Mets and the Broncos, shouldn't
he write that down that way a woman knows what
(14:13):
he's all about and what he's into three sixty five
of the year. Because as a guy with a kid,
when I was single and dating, I was ridiculed and
chastised and berated for not leading with that first because
it seemed like I was misleading women. If Jimmy, your brother,
(14:34):
anybody is a hardcore sports guy and it takes up
a lot of their time, shouldn't that be information a
woman knows. If you're really trying to be serious about
your dating profile and finding a woman that would tolerate
that type of behavior, I mean, why are you only
supposed to be honest about certain things? Some dudes live
for their sports. I think that's something you say and
then you deal and find a person that is willing
(14:57):
to deal with that, because you wouldn't want to be
with a woman that complaints complain about it, right yeah,
you want an understanding woman. But how the one less
question and we'll move on. How much do you need
to be into something or how good do you need
to be at it to bring it up? Like let's
say like, well, I like playing tennis. But then if
you say, oh, I like tennis.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
You may match with something.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Martina never Toulov a girl that's like that's really good
and you're like, oh no, I met like I play
like casually.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
How honest do you need to be? Can you be?
Like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Love traveling and you're like travel you don't go anywhere?
I think you I don't know. Again, this is bad
advice because this isn't the life I live. I'm not
saying I'm oblivious to it, because I'm not. We're very
well aware of how this works. But I think the
right answer I'll give you the right answer is how
would you lead in person?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Like?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
How would you lead in person? Why do you got
to be.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
A phony bologna about everything? That's what I hate about
this stuff. Let me write down the most clever thing.
I'm into pickleball because it's the cool thing, but you
never played? How about yeah, like sports and I'm into
trying new things. And that's an honest answer, and for
whatever reason, that's not good enough in today's cal you
have to be witty and clever, and then you show
up like a dud and mislead everybody. Cove to wrap
(16:14):
this it, really, there is a There is a sports
tie in because it is true, Like think of how
often people try to sell themselves in free agency, in
the world of NBA, NFL drafts. All these meetings, like
dating is much like job interviews, right, You're always just
trying to put your best foot. You're trying to sell
yourself while being realistic. And it is interesting because you're right,
(16:38):
you don't want to mislead someone, but you also everyone's
full You're right, everyone's full of it, full of it.
And now they have all these prompts where it's like
it's it's not a quiz or a test where you're
trying to put the right answers there, How about the
honest answers and make them clever? But the honest answer,
you're just trying to meet some girl and you have
to fill out questions like here one's daney fact about
(17:00):
me is blanking like, oh yeah, I would hate to
you know, let's say, on the flip side, some girls
like I like sports and rock music, like ooh, and
she's hot my kind of girl, and then you realize
when you meet her, she's like, I just said that
to me A cool guy like you, because that's what
I'm into you like, So, you know, like any of
those things, big liar.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
You shouldn't use a fifteen year old photo, you know,
as your dating profile pick. And you shouldn't use information.
It's misleading you to be yourself physical form in writing,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That's great advice, Sam, And I'll tie it back to sports. Rich,
if you're a big sports guy, I don't think you
should wear your beer helmet and your in your profile fish, Yeah,
I don't think you should. Jimmy, you shouldn't wear them
with the face paint. What your orange and blue bronco
face paint.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
No pictures of you while you're playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I don't know what type of woman you'd actually attract
with that. But yeah, it all ties in. But the
more we talk or enter this world, because again Rich's
brother's here and he's trying to fill out all these profiles,
it's kind of gross. You always try to put your
best foot forward, but when you're writing out all these lies,
it's just like, my God, that good luck out there,
(18:10):
all the single friends we got, uh, we got a
lot to get to today. Thank you for hearing me out,
Thank you for indulging my mosquito question.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I'm sure we're gonna get a lot of great feedback
for that. That was one.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
But there is a I erased that from the podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Everything's a great one, bro, psych.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But there's a story that David Justice told on that
podcast that everyone's talking about. So we're gonna talk about
whether or not you go with the legend or kill
the vibe.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
What does Robert Wool say?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Robert Wool from my hometown of Union, New Jersey, on
History one oh one said something about when the legend
becomes fact, print print the legend, print the legend. Legends
always more memorable and enticing. And it was the story
of Paul Revere or something like that. The story of
Paul Revere never even happened. There was some other guy
with a stupid name, but Paul Revere became the legend.
(19:02):
So print the legend. That's the story we stick with.
You never want to downplay a story, but you never
want to lie either, And David Justice, let's actually just
break it down. He told two stories that we'll talk about.
Story about halle Berry that makes you say, huh, what.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And then he told Matt Barnes that everything in Moneyball
was a lie, like not one thing from that movie
happened when he played with Oakland. So embellishing stories, is
that a good thing.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Or not? We'll get to it next right here? Can
you know? And Rich? On Fox Sports Radio in for
the Great Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Be sure to catch the live edition of The Dan
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Speaker 3 (19:53):
Paully Fools Gohea with Tony Fosco yea.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
As everybody knows, we're the hosts of the award winning
Paully and Tony Fusco sho. But instead of us telling
you how great we are, is how Dan Packrick described
us when he came on our.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Show, quick, knowledgeable and funny, opinionated.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
What are you doing interrupting our promo? Yeah you wasn't
talking about you.
Speaker 9 (20:13):
You took those clips totally out of context.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Oh yeah, Well, after this promo.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
I'm gonna take you out and beat you.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Let me put this into context.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Shut up.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
Yeah, anyway, just listening to the Pauli and Tony Fusco
show on IoT Radio Apple podcasts.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Oh wherever you get your podcasts?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yea, hey rich stuff flirting with La and get back here.
We're in for Dan Pantrick. Just talking to our fellow
co worker. I heard her talking about her jumbos or whatever.
She said, Uh, this doesn't sound better. She was telling
me better squish mellows, her squish mellows.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
The stuffed animals she met.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
My kids want Hey, I heard her talking about jumbo's
and squish mellows.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I didn't know what was going on. Well, hey, welcome
to the show.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Cn R per a worker. Yeah, they a lot to
get to today. This is Jackson Dart story that I
find hilarious. That hey, I think you'll find it hilarious
as well. I mean, not like you don't need to
tune in, like everyone's going to tune in tomorrow for
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Will you stomp with that now?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I I think I'm just aggravated knowing that we're going
to see in a day from now that it breaks
all podcast records and everyone broadcasting is going to just
roll their eyes.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
But I get it.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Why don't you promote monsters in the morning while you're
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Speaker 3 (22:54):
So rich.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Before we play show time a homes trivia and do
some game and giveaway prizes. Before we talk some NFL.
Let's talk about mosquito, but it's not.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
David Justice, who again is in and out of the
hallways here at Fox Sports Radio. Super nice dude. Let
me wear his World Series ring because I'm a Yankees fan.
This guy's done it all man. He was a good
looking dude. He was a brave he was an athletic,
(23:31):
He was a Yankee. He won a lot, he was
a great player. He's on the Matt Barnes podcast. It's
usually Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson, but I only see
Matt Barnes and all the clips, all the smoke, and
for whatever reason, like we said before, when you drink
a lot, and when you're on a radio show, it's
(23:51):
like truth serum. You just start babbling. And I gotta say,
as a host, I give Matt Barnes a lot of
props for just letting David Justice fill in the space.
He did a great job of backing off and just
letting him talk because Justice was just saying all the
things that people wanted to hear for years.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
He said, you want to hear about halle Berry. Here's
what happened.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Let it breathe.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
He told the whole story, and you're just there like,
I can't believe he's saying all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Man, this is gonna go viral.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
The main headline was about halle Berry, but he also
talked about Moneyball, and that's where we're heading. Yeah, he
said that. Yeah, halle Berry was everything you would think.
She was young, she was hot, She asked him to
get married. Think about that. This is what a stud
Justice was back in the day. Halle Berry's like, will
you marry me? Please? And he was like it was
(24:47):
new and fresh and his heart really wasn't there, but
she was halle Berry, so he felt like that was
the right thing to do, like, yeah, of course. But
then as he got to know her in the honeymoon
period sort of dwindled off as it usually does. He
was like, man, she don't cook, she don't clean. I
can't see her as a as a motherly woman. And
(25:09):
he was like a southern kid that grew up with
his mom and just his mom, and his mom did
everything for him. She didn't seem to be that type
of lady. Now I'm not saying she has to be.
I'm not saying that he's saying she had to be,
but she wasn't like any motherly figure that he was
accustomed to or he knew did he.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Have this on his dating profile or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
So he basically tells the story if he sort of
cold Turkey realized this and was like, yeah, I don't
think I want to do this anymore. And his biggest
regret was how he sort of ended it. If you
missed the highlights, take a listen. It's from all the smoke.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
We never had any major issues like that, And it's
just that I because I was young and had only
been in honestly one real relationship before her, my knowledge
and my understanding, my wisdom around relationships just wasn't vast.
(26:10):
So I'm looking at my mom and I'm a Midwest guy,
so in my mind, I'm thinking a wife at that
time should cook, clean, you know. And then I'm thinking, okay, if.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
We have kids, you know, is this the.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
Woman I want to have kids? Wouldn't build a family with.
And at that time, as a young guy, she don't cook,
don't clean, don't really seem like motherly, and then we
start having issues.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Let him keep talking. Matt Barnes was like, yeah, tell
me more. Got ahead, and he just kept rolling about
Halle Berry. And she's a high profile celebrity. That's why
it's odd, right, no one really talks like that. So
I commend him for being honest and creating great radio
in a good moment, and.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Also knowing what he wants.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I mean, there's no harmon, because no harmon saying like, yeah,
that's not what I'm looking.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
For, and it's true.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
And with all the headlines over the weekend say the
word sexist.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Ah, you know that's god right, cooking and clean. It
was just the eighteen hundreds. He's allowed to want a
traditional woman. We forget that people are allowed to have
preferences preferences became like a dirty word, right, Like you're like,
if you prefer something what it sounds old school. But
those are his preferences or how he felt. He explains,
I was a young guy. It's all I knew. You
(27:33):
know what else he said that I thought was interesting,
Like again, how he just basically never talked to her again.
He said, that's his regret, like he wished he would
have eased that up a little bit because she, looking back,
really loved him, he said, which is nice. But he
paints his picture that's kind of interesting where he was
just an athlete.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
He's like, I was just a baseball player. That's it.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
So when we broke up, I thought, yeah, that's kind
of it. I'm an athlete. We had already said, you know,
we're gonna go our separate ways. But she had like
a machine behind her, a Hollywood team behind her that
just slandered his name for years. And he said, a
lot of that wasn't true. A lot of the stuff
you read about him in the past wasn't true. It's
(28:18):
just that team that she came with as a Hollywood
celebrity that painted that picture in the press. Well, I
always find that funny about athletes and celebrities.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
We have all that he had an agent, and that's
about it.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
If someone has a high profile relationship in the world
of sports, it sort of ties to you forever.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Like Reggie Bush.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I'm sure people still to him whatever he's doing post
career and everything. There's people that are like, yeah, yeah,
remember you were like with Kim k Like, dude, that
was twenty years ago. When you date someone high profile
in the sports world, it never leaves you. And David
Justins went on to talk not just about halle Berry.
He talks about something that I see. I'm bumm about this.
(29:02):
He talks about the movie Moneyball. Yeah, and how nothing
in the movie is factual. It's one hundred percent false nothing.
I mean, you realize that when they had Billy mean
is Brad Pitt. I mean, he's a handsome guy, but
you know Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
My thought is this.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
A lot of times, if you have the ability to
shut down a great legendary story, I never understand the
people that take that opportunity and go, Okay, I'll do
it like nothing bothers me more. You know me, I'm
a forty nine Ers fan. Covino and rich Rich Davis,
big Niners guy. The thing I hate most about Joe Montana,
my childhood hero, his his sketchers that he wears.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
All right.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
The second thing I hate about Joe Montana other sketcher
adds back in the day. And by the way, sketchers
are comfy. I'm just making fun of him now. Joe Montana.
I always hated how he was so quick to be like, oh, Rudy,
That's not how it happened at all. We didn't carry
(30:08):
him off. If anything, it was a joke. And oh
the idea of players throwing their jerseys on the coach's
desk didn't happen. It's like, Joe, Joe Montana, zip it.
I love the movie. I want to believe Rudy. I
I like that he did. He stomped all over the
dream story of Rudy being carried off the field. He
was like, yeah, because we hated Rudy. He was in
(30:31):
a hole and we did that sort of as a joke.
It wasn't even it wasn't like an endearing moment of Rudy.
Was like, Rudy's a tool bag and we're gonna be
We're gonna carry him off. That's like and then the
other Montana ruining Rudy he got David Justice ruining Moneyball.
(30:53):
When you have those moments to set up, you know,
put out the flames of a cool, fiery story, it
bothers me. And speaking of fiery our video guy Spot,
Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
What annoys me? Well, first of all, Spot, you're the worst.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
You're oh man, You're the worst, the worst at taking
a cool story and actually making it less cool.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Like back in the day, we were like, dude, we
were at the club.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
There were all these hot girls and they were at
the club stand. They had people's like grabbing bottles of
alcohol and spinning fire and Spot and Spot would be like, well,
I mean the girls were like moderately hot and the
guy wasn't really spitting fire.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
You mean, I don't play into your lies? Is that
what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
But you don't know how to tell a good stories?
I'll give you one.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
You ever see the movie Big Fish? Sometimes you gotta
tell a good story.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
I love the movie big Fish.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
But Spot Spot is about a year and a half.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Ago, there was a movie.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Remember the guy that they said created the Hot Cheeto,
the Flaming Hot Cheetah.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
You mean how it was proving completely false. Was a
guy everyone in society.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Richard Montagnez.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
There was a documentary the legendary Mexican who started off
as a as a nobody in the company and then
created the Hot Cheeto. So the documentary, if you watched
it was about a guy, like Cavino said, worked his
way started at the bottom, worked his way up, got
an opportunity, got the ear of the CEO, and he's
the guy that they credit for creating the Hot Cheeto.
(32:27):
The documentary was called Flaming Hot. We talked about it,
cavin know and I I remember this because can know
what I were like, documentary is a great movie. We
we were saying it was a fictional movie. According Spot Danny.
We were saying, like it was, it was great piece
of fiction. We were saying, what a great story this
guy came from nowhere, and what a great American dream.
And Spot loves the people. Spot's one of the people
(32:47):
that are like, well you really dive in. I mean
it was not just him.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
As Guardians of the Galaxy was more nonfiction.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Shabroni Jones writes a slander piece on the story and
and people run with that.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
He sits on a chunkle of lies.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
One guy wrote some piece about it like that it
never happened that way and.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Ruin the whole thing. It was credited, The whole.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Story is disproven by people high up within the organization
still works for the company.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
Please, you sit on a throne of lies.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
But my question to you is this a chunk of lies?
Are you the president that loves to kill the story
or do you like to truth seeker?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Are you a truth seeker or do you like the legend?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Do you like the story of Al? Like, for all
we know, Spot would probably go back and be like,
actually Al Bundy didn't have four touchdowns of one game.
One was called back on a penalty. But no, it's
like to me, do you know it's just called sports radio?
Until I started working here, I put the fox in.
Did you know I'm responsible for that? That's not true? No, No,
it's a good how about like just having ask anybody
(33:58):
true things probably didn't happen that way. Knowing that, but
still appreciating the fun legend that people tell, Like why
can't it be a little bit of both?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Right?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
You don't need to disprove it like you're winning something
for shooting down people's fun story.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Because then you're taking away from someone else who actually
did do something.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
All right, Well again, bring can give you?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Can I give you two stories that I've told about myself,
and I guarantee a gallic Spot would would try to
minimize them. Sure, story number one. Can't wait for these, boy,
these are two stories. One has to do with sports
and one has to do with bedroom activities. Oh boy,
(34:40):
you know what, I'm gonna tell you both stories next.
And you tell me if I'm embellishing or if I'm
just telling a good story.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
And we'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
David Justice, Alla, David Justice, all right, Allah, Rudy and
Moneyball and all the great tales like Spot.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
You're the type of guy that.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Would be like you know, Michael Jordan, really wasn't death
stick for the game? I mean, if anything, you might
have just had a small stomach boog.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Don't ruin the moment. We're gonna get your feedback. We'll
talk about it next right here, Come on ritch on
Fox Sports Radio.
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(35:43):
Covino and Rich.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Does anyone say the nine inch Nails.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Is that like a Jersey swamp, like where they hand
each other their sticks?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, but they actually swamp?
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
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(36:38):
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occasionally you then have to return the favor, Like the
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you just did the survey, and like, gave me good scores.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I think every so often you do that.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
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Speaker 3 (37:01):
It depends how easy it is. Yeah, if it's something simple,
I'm always down. But this is simple. You just hit subscribe.
That is it. Click. You don't have to do anything,
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Speaker 3 (37:18):
I feel bad. The other day one of our mutual
pals was.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Like, yeah, I can vote for my kid in some
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like a gift card, and I'm like, I clicked on
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I'm like, yeah, voting for your kids? Oh crash bad Joe.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Those contests are such a scam.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
But I'm not I don't want to give all this info.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Why can't I just vote for your stupid to kill
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But the story right now is David Justice and for
fun Rich before we talk about Moneyball, give me the stats.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Give me the Dwayne stats. What do you think his
career stats are?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
David Justice, World Series Champion, Brave Indian, Guardian Indians at
the time, I have a bed.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Gay for Justice. I'll be honest, I'll guess, but I
feel like I'm gonna be a sweet stroke. Yeah, I'm
gonna say.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Batting averages were higher, but he was never like too
eighty one, you're so close, I feel like you cheating. No,
I swear to God to eighty one to seventy nine.
Oh damn, Okay, that to eighty just rings so much differently,
three hundred and seventy nine home runs, you're kind of close.
You overshot there, three oh five three all five, So okay,
(39:01):
that's a nice And he's a World Series Champion, World
Series Champion.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
He's in the Hall of like really really good as
fifteen hundred hits. And he played let's just say a
long time, yeah, played a long time to him good
for Justice all right. Now.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
He also had a sweet dating resume. So the big
story was Halle Berry and how he broke up with her.
She asked him to get married. He broke up with her,
not because of any infidelity or anything. Like that, as
he went on to describe, we already played the SoundBite,
nothing really happened. His heart wasn't really just in it
the same way hers was. But in that same interview,
(39:39):
he then went on to say everything in the movie
Moneyball is completely inaccurate. No factual information is given. He says,
not one scene actually happened. And I hated when Joe
Montana did that for Rudy. Joe Montana one of my
childhood heroes. When he came out and said, no one
put their jersey on the coach's desk when we carried
(40:00):
him off the field. Please, I was more of a
joke because he was sort of a third when Joe
Montana ruined Rudy. That's how I feel about David Justice
ruining Moneyball. How our video producer spot the minute that
movie Flaming Hawk came out, He's like, you really think
that guy created it?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
The cheeto.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Hollywood glamorizes everything. Like I said, Brad Pitt is Billy Bean.
Every movie you think that's how it went down. So
why do you expect every story to be truthful and
factual that way? I just don't get that. I'll give
you the two biggest lies guys tell, and they're they're
(40:39):
always involving the two things that I'm most passionate about,
and that's women in sports. Every time a guy tells
a story and it starts out with dude, I was
with this hot chick, I always question, let me say
how hot, because it's never what they described. And I'll
be the first to honest time there's a scandalous story,
(41:01):
I said, I had a bedroom story. If you've ever
been lucky enough to let's just say, have a have
a night with more than one woman, they're never both hot.
You tell the story like.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Rich talks talks about this threesome he had, but it
was more of a gruesome.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Speak for yourself.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
It wasn't a threesome at all. Crucis third girl.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
In your younger single days. If you ever had an opportunity,
you might you tell the story. But it's it's never
like both of them are hot. It's it's just not true.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Sorry to hear that.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
And the second thing a sports accolade.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I bet you of Covino's twenty seven Little League home runs,
I bet you twenty five of them were like errors,
no way out of the park into the dark. Got
by like inside the park, home runs don't count on
any level, not even in Beer League softball. I pitched
a no hitter in high school. I know, not a
big bragging right, but I will tell you this though.
What I don't tell people is that it ended an
(41:56):
inning early because of darkness. So it was a six
inning though, why we just did not not a seven
inning no hitter. That's worse than Johann Santana's no hitter
with the Mets when bel Tran actually hit a double.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
But but is it?
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I mean, when when people say, oh, what some of
your cooler accomplishments, should I should I say?
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Why I did pitch a no hitter in high school?
Six innings instead of seven? Throne at it makes the
story worse?
Speaker 2 (42:23):
And guys like again our video guys Spot and David
Justice and Joe Montana.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Some people like to take the fun out of a story,
like or tell the truth. Dude, we were handle the truth.
Don't let the details get in the way of a
good story. That's what riches. Getting the story is more important.
Make it memorable.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
It's fun.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
It's the story of big fish, like we referenced before.
Did it matter that Grandpa embellished a bunch of stories.
He made the memorable. Fish's a great storytellers. That's why
I could big fish or did it really happen? Or
did it really happen? I don't know every think about
every story, your buddies, your wife, anyone tells of their childhood.
(43:05):
Part of it makes it a legendary tale that they retell.
Think of all your family stories, like remember that time
on vacation when so and so did whatever. It's always
a little embellish because he makes a good story. So
don't be the buzzkill, don't be the justice, don't be
the montana, and don't be.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
The spot print the legend. The legend becomes fact. Roll
with it. Have fun on definitely more fun. We're gonna
keep having fun.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
We're gonna take your feedback at coviing on Rich and eight,
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