July 6, 2022 • 41 mins
Covino & Rich fill in for Dan Patrick and start the laughter early with random Willie Randolph stats and talk people who don't like coffee. Besides not trusting people who have never drank coffee before.. who do you NOT trust? From the guy wearing multiple teams from different cities to the woman who blamed her Astrology sign for bad behavior. Caller from around the country weigh-in! #FSRWeekends
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox
Sports Radio. All right, hey, let's wake it up. Feeling
good or what feeling great? Fat? Yeh? I saved my
first sim my first sip of coffee for Fox Sports
Radio for everybody hanging with us right now, Look at
(00:22):
you morning. We're here, Cavino and rich In for Dan
Patrick live from the Mercedes Benz Studio. Ready to go.
You're all like unsituated. Huh, I'm wiping down the studio.
You had your headphones? Time know how to just move
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forward while I'm enjoying my first sip and fixing my headphones.
Good morning, everybody. But if people always saw you had
your headphones on your head sees But yeah, Clarkes wipes
on one arm a coffee in the other. Well, I'm
wiping down the studio. There's a fun fact. You're into stats, right, Yeah,
it's Fox Sports Radio. Yeah, we all love stats. We
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all sit on the ball and look up Pete Incavilia
stats every once in a while. Oh wow, great Erie,
half of the Rangers, Matt Noakes hunt? What did he
really do? We all do? I do? You should yea
every once in a while, A random player, right, I
saw a meme the other day that said, a random
player comes to mind, and you could just go back
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and forth with your buddy all the time. That's how
people love to talk about support. That's how guys in Yeah,
guys interact. They have fun doing that. Comine will hit
me up once in a a while and be like, Yo,
lifetime batting average, Willie Randolph, what do you think? And
I'm like, oh, that's a damn good question. You're gonna
say two eighty three, All right, I'm gonna say. I'm
gonna say because later in the career two seventy seven,
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Ken Phelps, how many career home runs? Every once and
only just think of a random guy baseball card you had,
and you think of their stats and you just go
back and forth with your buds. That's how guys have fun.
That's how we have fun. And that's the whole point
of what we do here, feeling in for Dan Patrick
to have fun. But back to the stats. There's there's
a stat in a study that says a radio studio
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might be the most German bested workplace of all workplaces
two seventy six. By the way, what did I say?
I said? Two eighty three I know he was a
solid two eighty hitter. Willie Randolph. I don't know what
you said. I said two eighty three, But anyway, my
point is Rich is like, what are you doing getting
all situated wiping everything down? I know we're moving forward,
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I know we're past the pandemic at least we'd like
to think so. Right, Yeah, but when you enter a
radio studio, you gotta realize people are passionately spitting on
a microphone for hours at a time, multiple people. So
there's just spit remnants and germs all over the place.
If you really want to know why, it takes a
second to get situated. You don't just sit down in
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today's world. You don't just sit down and throwing a
pair of headphones like you you're careless. Rich is the
type of guy who never wore protection in he early
two thousand. WHOA, that's the kind of guy. He is
the careless. The top two places to never bring a
blacklight a bedroom and a radio studio. No, I'm serious
a fact, Like I said, two places, the top two
that I pride myself. Dude, read the studies. Read yeah
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for guy to take Ferrard h read the stats A
radio studio, infamously infamous, more than famous, known for being
just dirty and german fested, and people get sick because
they share microphones. We share microphones like eighties rock stars.
So anyway, what about German Fest. We're Cavino, not German Fest.
(03:36):
Welcome to German Fest, germ Infested. It's Cavino and Rich
on Fox Sports Radio. Very happy to be here. Had
a fun show yesterday. We're in for Dan Patrick. Now,
we're in for Dan Patrick tomorrow. But we're always on
Fox Sports Sunday. Plus we do our own thing, so
it's always an honor to hang out with you guys.
But back to random stats, got any more to throw
at me, because that's what guys do. Guys could do
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that and have fun for hours at a time. Just
name you could just I could just say dick pot
kiss and pull a beeves and butt head sort of moment,
and you just come back and give me another random
name from the past. Willie Randolph by the way, Yeah,
I don't know why he gets our attention. Well, we're
East Coast guys from New York. Growing up, that's a
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name that stood out not only as a Yankees fan,
but a Mets manager, Mets player. You know, Willie Randolph
one of those guys who in today's world would have
been a Hall of Famer based on how stats are
viewed today. Willie Randolph was so consistently batting two seventy
or two eighty. Yeah that in his long ass career
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eighteen years, almost twenty years for Willie Randolph solid second
base only batted over three hundred one time for the
Yankees every other year two seventy two eighty, two seventy
two eighty. Like that was where Willie sat. Then he
had one sick year late in his career where he
bat at three twenty seven and then retired. He's like,
you got a name for you head. In my opinion,
you know, quality, quality player. But I think of him
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as one of one of the most well groomed guys
of the late nineteen hundreds. Rick aguilera guy had a
precision beer. Dude had stobble. Man dude had stobble. So
guys could just go back and forth with random names
all day long. And you know, if you're from Minnesota,
you're thinking random love recaculay, you know. But you gotta
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realize again, we're East Coast guys from New York, New
Jersey out here in Los Angeles. You just think of
those random baseball cards you had. Of course, I think
that's how everyone grew up, right. We always talk about
how life. Life for me was about playing sports baseball
cards at like old school WWF wrestling until I discovered women. Well,
guess what, way back on a Wednesday, that's pretty much it.
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That's pretty much it. And we're gonna touch on all
of that today again. So we're here to have fun,
and I'm with you, Rich. Let's go. We're live from
this German fested studio, Guten Morgan. What's up, spot Joel?
Who I love on the boards today? What's up Joel? Yo? Joel?
What's up? Joel? Loves you? You know what? And you
love Joel. I'm pretty sure. I was certain it was Joel,
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but he came in like a Mexican bandido. I thought
he was holding up the place. He had a bandana
on his face. Yeah, he had he had the mask on.
But with the German fested, No, it was the lawnmower.
I couldn't get that bad boy started. Then I saw
the lions had I'm like God's Joel it's Joel, Danny
g in the house. It's up Danny J good morning,
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and Moncy on the updates in a little bit, um.
I want to start out before we get into what
we're gonna be calling wasted performances that will drive you insane.
I have to tell you this morning. I'm driving here
and I'm like, you know, what am I thinking about?
Because what I'm thinking about it's probably what a lot
of other people are thinking about. My first thought was
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I could really go for a nice, big gass coffee
right now. And then you get to Starbucks or Heats
or Coffee Bean or Dunkin Donuts wherever the hell are
you're going, and there's a long line, because you know why,
a lot of people, you know, they like a little
cup of coffee in the morning. It made me realize
for the people that don't drink coffee, I feel like
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something's wrong with them, like I don't trust them or
something a little off. I mean, who doesn't drink coffee?
I hope we just went off on a good foot
with Joel. I hope Joel drinks coffee out. We're not
insulting anybody, I think, I said Joel making a cup
of coffee as soon as he walked in. All my
point is, well, someone's driving around like, who is this?
Who was this nerd talking about weirdos? Don't drink coffee.
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You just you fended a lot of people. You mightn't
care a lot of people on their way to work
right now. No. No, my thought is not saying, hey,
if you don't drink alcohol, I figure a weirdo. Because
people have their reasons. Some people are recovering, some people
just never was their thing. That's not my point. My
point is coffee. If you if you wake up every
morning as a grown man with kids and a job
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and life and all this stuff, and you could really
get by without having that little cup in the morning,
I think you're maybe you're just better than me. You
think you're being honest. You know. For people new to
Kevino and Rich Caveno, Rich Spotty, the whole Fox Sports
radio team, we disagree a lot, and that's just naturally.
We're all friends from nature of our friendship. It's the
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nature of our friendship and just is what it is.
We're different people, but when we agree, it's fact and
I agree with Rich. There's certain things that people say
you're due, and you could have a good sort of
feeling about them if a grown adult at this stage
of the game, this stage, right, if you're in your
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early twenties, maybe you're not there yet. You're you're just
riding high on life. But at this stage of the game,
you're not having a coffee to start your day. I
think you're a little off. You're a little odd. Odd,
You're a little odd. You're peculiar, you know. It's it's
like the guy who puts his milk in before his cereal, Like, okay, psychopaths,
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that's a little weird. I'm not really judging, but I
can't help but notice that that's odd. So there's a
few things like that, you know, I do think. And
you could say, of course, you're on Fox Sports Radio,
and I think most of the people listening right now
are going to agree with me. But I think if
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you have no interest in sports at all, I think
you're a little odd. I really do, because I'm like,
I understand that there's other interests, but I says to me,
it says to me that you're so different from me.
You have no interest none. You ever go on a
double date and your girl brings a friend and her. Dude,
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it's like, yeah, I don't really I'm on watch sports. Yeah,
like that's cool, but like at all, Yeah, dude, when
I tell you, like, I say that kindly. My dad
really doesn't have much interest in sports. But he coached
my teams, He supported me. He always was at my games.
But he doesn't live the hey who's playing tonight life
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that we all or most of us live. Yeah, you know,
he had five kids. I think his life was consumed
with work, not like let me kick, kick back, put
my feet. That's that's not true because it started earlier
and then he was an adult. It's not like my
dad had me at twenty. I don't think he had
that mindset. But as a teenager and even as an adult,
as a teenager, yeah, he was like fishing, do another thing.
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So he's not a sports he's not a sports guy. Right,
So yeah, there's something to me, like what is he
thinking about all day? Then? Because what distracts me is like, yeah,
how many home runs did Ken Phelp's hit in nineteen
eighty five? Yeah, you're like a little distracts. Little distracts
keep me going, Like when you said you woke up
today and you started thinking about your coffee. I wake
up today and I'm like, oh, the Yankees lost to
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the Pirates yesterday. Up? No, I do I think of
two things? Is everybody alive? I look at my phone.
Everybody's lived? Okay? No weird four in the morning text messages? No,
I really do? I think? Who bothered me yesterday? Again?
Who do I have to be man at today? I
have to like recap my previous day a little bit.
Who who? Yeah? No? Then I say to myself, what
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do I have to look forward to? One of the
first things I think about what I wake up is
who's pitching? Do you wake up at a cold sweat?
And then I think, yeah, I gotta get a coffee here? Nasty,
nast No, I think about the Yankees on today. Oh, yeah,
I have something to look forward to at least, because
life is a drag sometimes. To quote my dad, Yeah,
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and he doesn't expect you. So No, I'm not like
a crazy sports obsessed guy, right. So I I know
I love my sports for entertainment and and I sort
of need that outlet to relax and watch something. It's
like comfort food. It's it's like my pizza. I put
it on. I don't even have to be invested. It's
on in the background. Makes me feel good. So if
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someone says to me rich, yeah I don't like sports,
that's like saying, yeah, I don't drink coffee. Back to
your original point, you know what I don't trust? What's
that spot? People who don't own a TV? Yo good one.
It was the one I had. It was in my
note spotty. Because when you meet someone that says I
don't have a TV, what do you do? Survey says
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number three answer on the bo That might be the
number one answer on the board. Do you do it?
All depends. It's generational. I'll tell you why. Ween Eels
of today like the weenies, they don't necessarily live the
TV life that we live. Yeah, but that's because they
watch on their MacBook on their phone. The spot's talking
about the person that I've been there. I'm on a
date with a girl, like I don't watch TV. Like
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if you're if you're a younger person, you live in
a small apartment like a studio, and you're watching everything
on a computer, that's okay, I'll let it slide. But
if you're in a home or a bigger space, where
you can fit a television. I take it one step further.
Spot If that guy, I think you're you're you're like
so on a different page to me. You're not watching sports,
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you're not watching stranger things, You're not you're watching anything.
You're not watching anything, You're watching the wall. Yeah. So
it's like, what, Like, I'll give Rich an example. Rich.
You know Rich, you've said this before. It's a quote Rich.
He thinks, Rich is such a weirdo, Rich Cavino and
Rich Rich is such a weirdo. He thinks if you
use a different kind of phone, your brain is operating
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on an Android operating system. Like you just think Android,
you think different. Yeah, he said that before. When I
when I when I say green text pop up, I'm like, oh,
you are operating in it. You're like you're thinking differently
than me. Right, So along those lines, if you don't
have a TV, I assume your brain is a functioning
in a different way that I find odd. I went
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on a date with a girl once back in my
single days, and she pulled what spot you said? She's like,
I don't have a TV. I don't watch TV. And
I'm like, I don't I'm not quite sure. We could
hang beyond tonight. In my mind, that's all I can't think.
I was like, what what are we gonna talk about?
What do you read? That's delightful? I'm sure, but no TV? Huh.
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And we'll open up the phones too. Things that make
you not trust someone, that make you say, m I
don't trust you. You don't drink coffee, you say you know?
Are there other examples we could agree or disagree. You
could share on social media at Covino and Rich, but
it's eight seven seven ninety nine Fox, and you know,
Spotty chime in, Danny g chime in, Monsey feel free.
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I hope Monsey's like, yeah, I don't have a TV
and I hate coffee. I want Monster to chime in
and want to hear from Joel. So we'll get to
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is a cover song. Are you really just one of
the best cover bands of all time? Because if you
don't know any of their original songs, Movies was a
good one. You know, they had other songs, but nothing
nearly as big as their cover. And by the way,
it's such a big cover, it might be better than
Michael Jackson's. That's odd. It's odd when a cover song
(16:37):
is better than the original. But to be better than
Michael Jackson's another story. It's like they pulled a Joe Cocker.
Joe had had, like, you know, one good year and
disappeared he had more than one. But yeah, very very
um no Joe Cocker. I feel like did a with
a little help better than the Beatles. I think it
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was such an aginal I agree, which was the theme
of Wonder Years. If you're trying to connect the dots,
what would you do if I sang attitude? Yes from Union,
New Jersey, Live in La Rich Davis put the square
in Franklin Square, Long Island. Here we are the Mercedes
Benz Studio. Now this ties into what we were talking about.
(17:19):
We're gonna talk about Max Scherzer's performance, Danny G's car.
Have a theory on Jim Edmond's way back on a Wednesday. Wow. Ok, yeah,
you gotta wait around for that. You're Jim Edmond's theory.
People have been waiting for this. Yeah, I can't wait.
I've been waiting to talk about it. Um talking music.
We love music, right, Yeah, brings you back to your
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original point. If you're the morning guy who says you
don't drink coffee, I don't drink coffee, we think you're
weird and we're not like coffee obsessed. Yeah, I'm not
a barista baristas, No, No, not at all. I have
one one a day, like the vitamin one coffee a day.
I think there's just a certain things that you can
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put in a category of if you don't do this
or have this, and I think you're so weird. I
don't know if I trust you. And so far we
thought the guy that doesn't drink coffee. Ever, the person
that has zero interest in sports. You bump into someone like,
oh sports at all, Nope, nothing odd odd fella. The
person that doesn't own a TV. I don't watch that guy. Yeah,
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And I got another someone that sort of just dismisses
legends as the guy that's like, I don't like the Beatles.
You know, well, that's exactly where I was like, Okay,
so I don't like the guy that dismissed me in
the middle of my point, Rich Davis, I was talking music.
If you don't like music, and I'll take it one
step further. I agree with you if you're the person
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that says, yeah, I'm not a Beatles, Yeah, Beatles, yeah whatever,
I think you stink. Yeah, I'm with you all the way.
I'm more into the current stuff, but I'm saying, when
you can't respect legendary people, and I get everything's generational. Yeah,
you're gonna tell me that the Beatles stink, that's your
your heartache. The Beatles stink. Yeah, man, they're the original
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boy band, all right. I get it. You read that
in a meme somewhere. I get it. I understand. I
understand what you're saying. Yeah, they kind of were, but
they weren't. Yeah, man, I don't like them. What weirdo behavior?
Weirdo stands weirdo behavior. You're a little odd. I don't
like you that much now. I still feel the same
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way about people that ignore relevant stuff like what like
you me an example, if you if you were to say,
right now, currently. Yeah, I'll give you two examples. Okay,
if you were to say, either yeoh like top Gun
Maverick or hey, Stranger Things season four and someone plays
like the whole Yeah, I don't really know what you're
talking about. I don't follow that stuff. Hey, what do
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you think of the new Drake or the new Lizzo?
I don't know, not, my friend. You know if you
have if you have zero, if you have zero clue,
you don't think you like you don't need to like it.
But if you have zero clue in your life via
you you're a significant other, your kids, your parents. Anyway,
if you're so clueless, if you choose to ignore it, yeah,
I'm with you. Hey, you want to watch the new
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episode of Only Murders? What's that? You know? The Selena Gomets,
Steve Martin Shaw and Hulu never heard of it? Well
to back you know other people? Up? I don't watch
that show, but you know it. I'm aware of it, right,
And I don't even think i'd like that show, but
I'm aware of it. Danny J. What you got? Vin?
I really hate people? Well I don't hate them, but
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I don't trust people. We hate them. This girl, I
did did wind up hating her. But I don't trust
people who use their astrology sign as an excuse for
treating everybody like crap, the good one like, oh, I'm
in aries. I can't help how selfish I am. Yeah
you can. That's the equivalent of just Manny being Manny, right,
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that's ours. Yeah, that would be the que Manny being Manny. Yeah,
I used to hate that. I don't know he'll get
I don't know if he'll get along your leo what
that you're judged? Okay? And to tie it back to
sports real quick, like you know, I'd watched the Yankees
play the Red Sox and Manny Ramirez would do something
stupid really like, you know, he'd die for ball you
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didn't need to die for that would be a triple fan.
That's just Manny being Manny. I'm like, why are you
making excuses for this guy? That's just a terrible play. No, no, no, no,
it's just Manny being Manny. Excuse me, it's just me
being a libra. What's what here with that? And by
the way, you know, I, oh, man I don't want
to call just my selfish behavior. I'm a Sagittarius. No,
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and you know that you're about to get judged. What's
your sign again? Which one do you want to sleep with? Okay? What? Yeah, exactly.
You know you're about to be judged on that. But
it's very specific. I'm not saying that I'm not hating.
I think we're just pointing out the characteristics of some
people that are hard to figure out what Danny G said,
it's perfectly and using that as an excuse to your
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poor behavior. Now, this is something I more admire than
hate on. But I feel like when I see these people,
I'm like, oh, we're very different. I used to wake
up even earlier than this. Every day. We're on the
West Coast, so we're on Dan starts. You know, this
show starts six am out here. When I lived in
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New York, there are a couple of years where I
was waking up and taking the subway at four or
five in the morning. I would pass the gym and
I would see people on the treadmill at five am,
And while I admired them, I felt like they were aliens. Yeah,
I'm like, yo, you and I have so little in common.
I will try to go to jail. But oh my god, yeah,
even worse let's go one step further. If you're on
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the elliptical first thing in the morning, Hey, italy dah
elliptical for me. It's all right, tony little. Let's look
at this guy, all right, John based out. This guy
is so motivated. You know, you're reluctantly walk into your workplace.
You look up at a building and it's some dude
just killing it on the elliptical. You're like this, some
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people like to get it out of the way. Yeah,
but there's something odd about that fella. He's on a
different mission excvina something. Yeah, so check this out. Yeah,
I just have a vision in my head. You your family, loud,
rambunctious kids, they're just moving, moving, and you go inside,
like around a family runion fourth of July, and there's
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this whole family of the do nothings. It's like and
you and your kids, it's like the room. Y'all come
in and they're like, okay, how about we gonna play something? Oh,
my kids don't participate in that. And then you say, hey, hey, hey,
you're talking to your kids. Hey, how about we gonna
do this? Yeah, we don't participate, and so your whole family, Yeah,
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I hate it. And you immediately judge those people, and
you don't want to be judging. But it's the truth
we're talking about. You know, things you find to be odd.
And Rich is not this guy, but I'll call him
out on it. He's not this guy. He really isn't anyway.
But I call you out, no, no, no, I call
you out in real life to make sure you're not
this guy. And he's not. I mean, Rich works in
music and radio. He's a broadcaster. When I go to
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Rich's house and has people over and he's not playing music,
I'm like, yo, dude, how are you not playing music? Like?
It's too quiet in here? You know, I find it odd.
When I come home and my girlfriend is sitting in silence,
I find that odd. I'm like, why aren't you You
don't have the TV up? So quiet, dude? She sits
there in silence, and she's waiting for you, just staring
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at the door. But but Joel is right. I grew
up with five You walk in, she flips the switch on,
and she's just sitting there. Hi, Stephen, Hi, I brought up.
I was brought up with five kids, cousins, people and
kids running around everywhere. My mom yelling at my dad,
my mom yelling at everybody, my mom throwing things. My
dad's saying, hey, kids, saw off with Dancy, Hello, him
storming at the house. I grew up in a crazy atmosphere.
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When I come home and my girlfriend is sitting there
just looking at her phone in silence, I'm like, she
is peculiars. And the first thing I do is I
put on the TV or put on the music. You
need that. I remember as a kid, if you would
go to a new friend's house, like some kid in
the neighborhood. You were playing whiffleball, you're playing Nintendo, and
their mom's like, do you want to stay for dinner?
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And you're like, oh, cool, y'all stay for dinner. You
ever eat at someone else's house? And what Camino just said,
like they don't have music the TV on? If they
sound of knives against the place, yeah, the sounds of cutlery,
and you're like where you would go to some other
kid's house and you're like, how did the kid? How
does their family fun? A lot of a lot of
you know, regular families like ours. We would eat even
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around the television or something right always threw me off.
Danny j Yeah. I mean we had TV trays and
I remember some friends like you get to eat by
the TV. Hell yeah, you think my dad was turning
off the ball game? Or do you think my mom
if she was watching something the TV was on, there
was music on or something. And again, we all have
our things, right rich that make us peculiar, of course,
and you could share yours and you could think it
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about us and we could laugh about it. But even
the kid you went to his house and he's like,
may I be excused? I was like, I'm sorry what
you just read in my mind? I was just about
to say, I remember, I remember, I remember a kid
in my neighborhood had it had to be like mom like,
and then he would like be excused and then bring
everyone's play to the same. I was like, I must
have been a lazy kid. Those are just good manners,
you savages. But you, as a kid, if you didn't
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grow up that way, hey, like Joel pointed out, you're like,
is he seriously? Maybe excuse Sometimes I would just scarf
down my food so I could go play again, Like
excuse me, Mom may be excused? Do you still do?
I know it's odd, It's odd. To playoff families and
working out. I don't trust the people that get up
early on holidays and go for like five ks. Oh people,
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they're doing a good cause. I know. I'm trying the
Santa's Slay jingles. I don't know if there would the
people that go out on holidays when it's like the
thirty below. It doesn't go for a run. This says
something holiday. That's me And I know exactly how many
miles is a five? Kay, it's just a little over six.
Wo see. But there's something moving, there's something motivating you
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that I'm just lacking, I guess, you know. Yeah, but again,
we all have our things. It started off with coffee.
If you're a guy who's like, yeah, I don't drink coffee,
you know that's odd. That is especially at this stage
of the game. Like we said other examples, it could
be you know what, rich because it's Fox Sports Radio,
We're gonna go to the phones eight seven seven ninety
(27:32):
nine Fox. But I wrote this down to tie it
into you know, Fox Sports. Yeah, you're the guy at
the ball game wearing two different teams. Okay, so you're
in Cincinnati. You're wearing a red hat and a Bengals
shirt that is odd to me, Like, yeah, it's just
odd to me. Yeah yeah, it maxing and matching um
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irrelevant jersey like my brother. You know, I'm not We're
not trying to be mean and disparaging. My brother the
other day was wearing an irrelevant jersey. I think irrelevant,
Like Gary Sanchez is not on the Yankees, dude, and
he stunk. Why are you wearing that jersey? Because you
got it on sale at Models that's why. Like you're
an odd fellow. I would never make that choice. Tony
in Arizona, you're on Caveno Ritchend for Dan Patrick. What's up? Tom? Hey?
(28:17):
How are you doing? What's up? Man? Um? People that
I don't trust are the ones that anybody that asks
you to pro tells you to put a mask on
in any anywhere in public. To me, that is an
untrustworthy person, like a Halloween mask, like I know, like
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you're you're yeah, you're scream mask. I'm sorry, I gotta
disagree with him, but but I'll compromise with him. Yeah,
if you're the fellow who's in a car by himself
wearing a mask, like I just don't get that. You
know what you know you gotta, you gotta, and we
see it all the time. You know what I always
forget every time you will be as an uber driver.
Not all the time. Yeah, but there's a lot of
uber drivers because a lot of times I'll be look
at this person. But then you got to assume hey
(29:02):
d buy something? Yeah, okay, so irrelevant jersey? Yes? How
long before you what move do you have to be
in before you bring the jersey up? It's like, okay,
your brother walked in, you saw it. You didn't say
nothing right away, but you waited to the discussion, got
a little he oh what you're doing in the jersey?
Then you're Gary Sanchez brother. It's my brother. So I
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immediately like what are you doing? What do you do?
If I see my brother wearing any team other than
the Yankees? We were Yankees family. I'm like Oakland, A's
what's wrong with you? How about it the game? How
long do you wait at the game before you tell
the other thing? If it's a strange drid up, you're
waiting for them to miss step and then you're gonna
pounce because you put that in your back pocket. My brother,
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I immediately like, Gary Sanchez, you didn't even light you
hated Gary, I got I got one, I got one.
We're talking about people that we you don't trust or
you roll your eyes that sort of to me. If
you're playing any type of rex sport or you know,
you're playing pickup basketball, softball, Yeah, and he you know,
your grown man just playing for fun. The guy that
comes with all like the batting gloves, the wrist bands,
(30:07):
the wrist guards, the eye black. The guy that the
guy that's at the at the pickup game playing basketball,
touching the bottom of a sneakers making sure there's no
you know, nine out of nine times that guy sucks.
Oh the thing, the overprepared wreck sports guy. Yeah, my god,
you better be Oh, I got the best example. The
guy who brings his own poll queue. Like that's the example.
(30:29):
It's like, really, he better be in Minnesota, fat, Yeah,
he better be bringing it here if he's got if
he's screwing his uh, his queue together. Come on, unless
you're Ted Lasso, don't bring your own darts, Florida, Chaz,
you're on. What's up with? He just wanted to talk
about the coffee thing? Yeah, what's up? It's disgusting. I
have never drank it a day in my life from
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fifty years old. Is absolutely gross. Get him, rich, get
him he said coffee. He's from the East Coast, so
he's avoided coffee. He said it like my mom. I
don't know things. Hot dogs. Eating hot dogs is not
a sport. It's the biggest joke I've ever heard. Agreed,
and I'm gonna touch on that times into yesterday's conversation.
(31:10):
So you got chats on your team. We talked about that.
If you missed it Fox Sports Radio dot com. You
know what, though, you know what he just told me
without telling me. He sounds like a cool guy. We
respect our East Coast friends, We respect everybody listening to
the Dan Patrick Show Covino and Rich filling In says
to me that he chooses chicken fingers, like you know,
(31:33):
you say that I have an immature palette because you
think you're advanced palette guy. But if you like it's
gross to me, like you acquire a taste for it.
It's not like I drink a coffee and I'm like,
this is delicious. I'd rather have a wine punch oh
over time. But you are exactly like my daughter. My
daughter's five she's learning that. You know, mustard is okay
(31:55):
because every kid of her that mustard, right, you acquire
your acquire, say, never even got to coffee. So he's
never coffee. You know. It's like if you're if you're
a whisky or scotch guy, he's never gonna get there.
You know, if you're eighteen twenty one years from eighteen
legally twenty one, If you're a twenty one year old
kid and you're having scotch or whiskey, you're not appreciating
(32:16):
at that young age like you have to be. You
develop that taste. Right, let's go to let me let
me ask one more because I like you guys go
to the gym, So yes, we try. And you know
how you divvy up which basketball are you gonna use? Right,
it's like, yeah, the guy who brings a colored not
not not bought red white and blue basketball, the guy
(32:37):
who took time to perma mark his whole basketball and
you know you got to create his own six or basketball. No,
we're not playing with this on the red white and
blue ones. Like who is he a globetrotter who were
not playing with a red white Bue's what I mean? Yeah,
I think that's odd. That's so funny to the gym.
(32:59):
I noticed that yesterday. That's funny. It's a great one.
Joel again eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's
our number things that you see that people do. It
could be sports related, doesn't have to be, and make
you say that guy's an odd fellow. Peter in Vancouver,
what's up, Pete, Hey guys. A couple of things. First,
I agree with the jersey thing. I think those guys
are were like they were triple extra large jerseys in
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the way, one hundred and sixty pounds and it's from
a team that doesn't even exist anymore. I think they're weird.
But yesterday I took my grandkid to a little playland
like it was called Giggo. Damn, every ride is like
little dinosaurs everything. What about the fifty year old guys
or couples out of riding bid themselves without any kids,
and they're taking up the rides at fifty years old
and they're going on a little turtle round in circle
(33:43):
and laughing their heads off. They're very weird. Yeah, I
think you pretty much explained that weird though, Danny J.
I don't know if there's any other thing, but that
guy's weird though. Yeah, if you're at a play place, yeah,
if you're waiting for the Peter Pan ride and you're
in your sixties and there's no kids involved, Yeah, okay,
now got more phone calls and rich The example I'm
gonna give might indicate that we're sort of wrapping up
(34:08):
this conversation because I think you're going to disagree. Okay, perfect,
all right, because it's time to go. But it's time.
It's time to make like your favorite slugger and move on.
Move on. We're gonna move on in a few minutes.
But I see or I hear people say that they
go to the movies alone, and I think that's weird.
I really do, like really by yoursel that's a nice feeling. No,
(34:31):
I understand, circumstantial, like you're on a business trip and
you're killing time. But if you choose like you you
you're going to see the Minions, you didn't bring your
your nephews depends. I think going to see an animated
movie by yourself a little weird. Maybe I just don't.
I saw a top Gun by myself. But yeah, circumstantial,
you are away on business, Yeah, you're in New Orleans,
(34:51):
are you going with? Not? Joe Breeze looks Alvin Kamara
was busy. I found no friend to go see Maverick with.
You went by yourself? Mattenee, no less, I think to me, Oh,
and I got one more ready. If you're watching like
Stranger Things in the daytime, I think you're an odd fellow.
(35:13):
If you're watching anything dark and gloomy or scary in
the daytime, I think that's odd. That's an odd choice.
Then again, not to get personal. Didn't need to tell
us once before that you don't even like to be
with your woman during the daytime. Well this I call
those nighttime activities scary movies, sexy time walking around saying
(35:35):
you suck you? All right, all your feedback, we got
more next. Kim on wretch In for Dan Patrick on
Fox Sports Radio. All right, good morning, Welcome back to
Cavino and rich In for Dan Patrick, live from the
Mercedes Benz Studios, Fox Sports Radio, Fox Sports Radio dot
(35:56):
Com at Covino and rich And our number, of course,
as you know, is eighty seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
Wrapping up this coffee slash sports conversation, because there's sports
people that confuse me a little bit too. Yeah, the
people that paint their face perfect. I was gonna say
bomblehead people, but that's okay. Well that's a good one too. Yeah.
(36:18):
I don't want to fit too many people. People that
you're like, I'll get you. I don't know if I
trust you. And it started with people that don't drink coffee,
people that don't own a TV, people that know nothing
at all, even the littlest bit about sports. I will
take three final callers. I'm looking at our Twitter feedback,
which is great too. Uh. Colin Gills hit us up.
He goes, what about adults who crawl over kids to
(36:41):
try to get professional athlete autographs? Like the lame adult?
It's that's not a you're a terrible guy. You're older
than him, stop, Carla, not just something like the old
guy embarrassing. Yeah, gotta pushes a kid for a foul ball?
That guy too, what about this one? George hit us up,
(37:02):
and multiple people Gary hit us up. A few people
hit us up with the same one. I wouldn't push
a kid for a found ball. Rich ever, you know,
I'm a I'm a dad, but I'm not automatically giving
a kid my found ball. That's fair, Okay, I've never
gotta earn it. Gotta earn it. A lot of people
saying they don't trust people that hate dogs, like the
grown up that's like, oh, you can get it your
(37:24):
dog away. It's like, really, you don't like dogs. I
like trying to be very careful about that because I'm
allergic and I never want to appear as that guy.
You don't want to be the weird help. Yeah, what
about Hopwood who hit us up saying I don't trust
anyone male or female under the age of thirty five
that listens to classical music. That's a weird one. But
I like, all right, three more quickies. We'll go to
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rob in Indiana, Covino Rich and for Dan Patrick. We're
gonna get to wasted sports performances in a few seconds.
But wrapped us up. What's up really quick? I went
here in Indianaples Pacers Lakers Finals Game five and two
thousand and I take my buddy for New York and
he goes into the arena warren a Patrick Ewing Jersey.
What a moron, No offense to you. A rebellious fandom
(38:08):
that your buddy, I'm sure he's a swell guy, but
I hate that more than anything. If you go to
a let's say a Dodgers Giants came out here and
someone's were in there, Bryce, Harper, Phillies Jersey, what are
you trying to prove? Numb skull? I don't even know
if you're like odd at that point, he's not playing.
What are you doing? That's weird? H James in New York?
What's up, buddy? What's going on? Guys? Oh? I don't
(38:32):
trust are people who go by like their middle name.
I don't go by their real name, they go by
their middle name. I can't trust you, especially when they
was George all day life. Yeah you know you're not.
You're not Matthew, You're George. No, not to made me think, um,
you ever have a buddy who you've known him, his nickname,
(38:52):
his whole life and the ended up professional setting. You're like, yo,
what's up? Bill? He's like it's William. You're like, oh,
now you're a William That I love that Indian wrap
it up? Cameron. Hey, you guys, I'm gonna double dip
here and say I don't cuss anyone who doesn't think
eating isn't a sport. Oh, he's he's he's team cho
(39:13):
Joey Chestnut. Hey look Riches. Yeah, there's a shot at Covino. Yeah,
I know Riches already pre ordered the Joey Chestnuts, the
air chestnuts. Yeah, I got him on back rutter, Yes,
air chestnuts. You know, if you don't agree with me, Lisa,
you could agree with what's the silhouette of the air
chest out? Is it hot dog one hand like raising
his arm with the others. Yeah, he's flying through the
air with a hot dog. He's the same thing him
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sup flexing a protester? Yeah yeah, Oh, which is still
honestly gives me a whole new respect for Joey Chestnuts.
Sign him up, put him in the double double negative.
Questions like that always threw me off on an exam.
Isn't not a fan of? Not? Oh? No answer d
all of the above above all of the is it
(39:56):
a sport? We discussed that yesterday hot dog eating, and
might touch on it again later on if you miss
anything Fox sports Radio dot com. Now, yesterday was a
big day for baseball, not not just for Rich as
a Mets fan, but for baseball. Because what you're laughing
at side I'm just laughing because some guy, We're getting
a lot of great feedback. One hater hit up, like,
(40:17):
who are these two jerks? And he didn't say jerks
in for Dan Patrick? What are they too? Well, I
can't say that either. What were they? Just yact out
by doctor Phil? So Spot responded with a picture of
us and doctor Phil. Hey, doctor Phil's our guy. All right,
what do you mean that's our guy? I love doctor Phil.
(40:37):
So yesterday, back to what you were saying, Oh, oh,
a wasted day, A wasted day. I was shocked, but
I gotta tell you I was interested. So I'm like
Max Scherzer, his big return, Let's see what he's doing.
And I'm like, eleven strikeouts, eleven strikecounts, six and these
(40:59):
guys untouchable. And then I find out the Mets lose
one nothing to the Reds. I'm like, oh, what a waste?
Been a minute? Yeah, you know, it's been a minute
since I've watched a full nine inning Mets game. Like
I'm tuning in and out, like I'll pick my daughter
up from school, I'll come back, the game will be on,
I'll make dinner. I have it on in the background.
(41:21):
A lot. I was My kids were just occupied. So
I was like, wow, the kids are occupied. My wife
was working on something. I watched the whole game and
Max Scherzer, I mean, listen, he wasn't pitching against the
ninety eight Yankees. It is the Cincinnati Reds. But he
looked back to form eleven, strikeout, six innings. They took
him out early because you know it's his first start back.
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But he could have went all nine easily. But guess
what the Mets do. They lose. So we're gonna talk
about wasted performances in sports more. Next, give you none
rich and for Dan Patrick on Fox Sports Radio
You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox
Sports Radio. All right, hey, let's wake it up. Feeling
good or what feeling great? Fat? Yeh? I saved my
first sim my first sip of coffee for Fox Sports
Radio for everybody hanging with us right now, Look at
(00:22):
you morning. We're here, Cavino and rich In for Dan
Patrick live from the Mercedes Benz Studio. Ready to go.
You're all like unsituated. Huh, I'm wiping down the studio.
You had your headphones? Time know how to just move
(00:43):
forward while I'm enjoying my first sip and fixing my headphones.
Good morning, everybody. But if people always saw you had
your headphones on your head sees But yeah, Clarkes wipes
on one arm a coffee in the other. Well, I'm
wiping down the studio. There's a fun fact. You're into stats, right, Yeah,
it's Fox Sports Radio. Yeah, we all love stats. We
(01:03):
all sit on the ball and look up Pete Incavilia
stats every once in a while. Oh wow, great Erie,
half of the Rangers, Matt Noakes hunt? What did he
really do? We all do? I do? You should yea
every once in a while, A random player, right, I
saw a meme the other day that said, a random
player comes to mind, and you could just go back
(01:24):
and forth with your buddy all the time. That's how
people love to talk about support. That's how guys in Yeah,
guys interact. They have fun doing that. Comine will hit
me up once in a a while and be like, Yo,
lifetime batting average, Willie Randolph, what do you think? And
I'm like, oh, that's a damn good question. You're gonna
say two eighty three, All right, I'm gonna say. I'm
gonna say because later in the career two seventy seven,
(01:44):
Ken Phelps, how many career home runs? Every once and
only just think of a random guy baseball card you had,
and you think of their stats and you just go
back and forth with your buds. That's how guys have fun.
That's how we have fun. And that's the whole point
of what we do here, feeling in for Dan Patrick
to have fun. But back to the stats. There's there's
a stat in a study that says a radio studio
(02:05):
might be the most German bested workplace of all workplaces
two seventy six. By the way, what did I say?
I said? Two eighty three I know he was a
solid two eighty hitter. Willie Randolph. I don't know what
you said. I said two eighty three, But anyway, my
point is Rich is like, what are you doing getting
all situated wiping everything down? I know we're moving forward,
(02:29):
I know we're past the pandemic at least we'd like
to think so. Right, Yeah, but when you enter a
radio studio, you gotta realize people are passionately spitting on
a microphone for hours at a time, multiple people. So
there's just spit remnants and germs all over the place.
If you really want to know why, it takes a
second to get situated. You don't just sit down in
(02:50):
today's world. You don't just sit down and throwing a
pair of headphones like you you're careless. Rich is the
type of guy who never wore protection in he early
two thousand. WHOA, that's the kind of guy. He is
the careless. The top two places to never bring a
blacklight a bedroom and a radio studio. No, I'm serious
a fact, Like I said, two places, the top two
that I pride myself. Dude, read the studies. Read yeah
(03:16):
for guy to take Ferrard h read the stats A
radio studio, infamously infamous, more than famous, known for being
just dirty and german fested, and people get sick because
they share microphones. We share microphones like eighties rock stars.
So anyway, what about German Fest. We're Cavino, not German Fest.
(03:36):
Welcome to German Fest, germ Infested. It's Cavino and Rich
on Fox Sports Radio. Very happy to be here. Had
a fun show yesterday. We're in for Dan Patrick. Now,
we're in for Dan Patrick tomorrow. But we're always on
Fox Sports Sunday. Plus we do our own thing, so
it's always an honor to hang out with you guys.
But back to random stats, got any more to throw
at me, because that's what guys do. Guys could do
(03:59):
that and have fun for hours at a time. Just
name you could just I could just say dick pot
kiss and pull a beeves and butt head sort of moment,
and you just come back and give me another random
name from the past. Willie Randolph by the way, Yeah,
I don't know why he gets our attention. Well, we're
East Coast guys from New York. Growing up, that's a
(04:20):
name that stood out not only as a Yankees fan,
but a Mets manager, Mets player. You know, Willie Randolph
one of those guys who in today's world would have
been a Hall of Famer based on how stats are
viewed today. Willie Randolph was so consistently batting two seventy
or two eighty. Yeah that in his long ass career
(04:41):
eighteen years, almost twenty years for Willie Randolph solid second
base only batted over three hundred one time for the
Yankees every other year two seventy two eighty, two seventy
two eighty. Like that was where Willie sat. Then he
had one sick year late in his career where he
bat at three twenty seven and then retired. He's like,
you got a name for you head. In my opinion,
you know, quality, quality player. But I think of him
(05:06):
as one of one of the most well groomed guys
of the late nineteen hundreds. Rick aguilera guy had a
precision beer. Dude had stobble. Man dude had stobble. So
guys could just go back and forth with random names
all day long. And you know, if you're from Minnesota,
you're thinking random love recaculay, you know. But you gotta
(05:28):
realize again, we're East Coast guys from New York, New
Jersey out here in Los Angeles. You just think of
those random baseball cards you had. Of course, I think
that's how everyone grew up, right. We always talk about
how life. Life for me was about playing sports baseball
cards at like old school WWF wrestling until I discovered women. Well,
guess what, way back on a Wednesday, that's pretty much it.
(05:49):
That's pretty much it. And we're gonna touch on all
of that today again. So we're here to have fun,
and I'm with you, Rich. Let's go. We're live from
this German fested studio, Guten Morgan. What's up, spot Joel?
Who I love on the boards today? What's up Joel? Yo? Joel?
What's up? Joel? Loves you? You know what? And you
love Joel. I'm pretty sure. I was certain it was Joel,
(06:11):
but he came in like a Mexican bandido. I thought
he was holding up the place. He had a bandana
on his face. Yeah, he had he had the mask on.
But with the German fested, No, it was the lawnmower.
I couldn't get that bad boy started. Then I saw
the lions had I'm like God's Joel it's Joel, Danny
g in the house. It's up Danny J good morning,
(06:32):
and Moncy on the updates in a little bit, um.
I want to start out before we get into what
we're gonna be calling wasted performances that will drive you insane.
I have to tell you this morning. I'm driving here
and I'm like, you know, what am I thinking about?
Because what I'm thinking about it's probably what a lot
of other people are thinking about. My first thought was
(06:53):
I could really go for a nice, big gass coffee
right now. And then you get to Starbucks or Heats
or Coffee Bean or Dunkin Donuts wherever the hell are
you're going, and there's a long line, because you know why,
a lot of people, you know, they like a little
cup of coffee in the morning. It made me realize
for the people that don't drink coffee, I feel like
(07:14):
something's wrong with them, like I don't trust them or
something a little off. I mean, who doesn't drink coffee?
I hope we just went off on a good foot
with Joel. I hope Joel drinks coffee out. We're not
insulting anybody, I think, I said Joel making a cup
of coffee as soon as he walked in. All my
point is, well, someone's driving around like, who is this?
Who was this nerd talking about weirdos? Don't drink coffee.
(07:35):
You just you fended a lot of people. You mightn't
care a lot of people on their way to work
right now. No. No, my thought is not saying, hey,
if you don't drink alcohol, I figure a weirdo. Because
people have their reasons. Some people are recovering, some people
just never was their thing. That's not my point. My
point is coffee. If you if you wake up every
morning as a grown man with kids and a job
(07:57):
and life and all this stuff, and you could really
get by without having that little cup in the morning,
I think you're maybe you're just better than me. You
think you're being honest. You know. For people new to
Kevino and Rich Caveno, Rich Spotty, the whole Fox Sports
radio team, we disagree a lot, and that's just naturally.
We're all friends from nature of our friendship. It's the
(08:18):
nature of our friendship and just is what it is.
We're different people, but when we agree, it's fact and
I agree with Rich. There's certain things that people say
you're due, and you could have a good sort of
feeling about them if a grown adult at this stage
of the game, this stage, right, if you're in your
(08:38):
early twenties, maybe you're not there yet. You're you're just
riding high on life. But at this stage of the game,
you're not having a coffee to start your day. I
think you're a little off. You're a little odd. Odd,
You're a little odd. You're peculiar, you know. It's it's
like the guy who puts his milk in before his cereal, Like, okay, psychopaths,
(09:02):
that's a little weird. I'm not really judging, but I
can't help but notice that that's odd. So there's a
few things like that, you know, I do think. And
you could say, of course, you're on Fox Sports Radio,
and I think most of the people listening right now
are going to agree with me. But I think if
(09:23):
you have no interest in sports at all, I think
you're a little odd. I really do, because I'm like,
I understand that there's other interests, but I says to me,
it says to me that you're so different from me.
You have no interest none. You ever go on a
double date and your girl brings a friend and her. Dude,
(09:45):
it's like, yeah, I don't really I'm on watch sports. Yeah,
like that's cool, but like at all, Yeah, dude, when
I tell you, like, I say that kindly. My dad
really doesn't have much interest in sports. But he coached
my teams, He supported me. He always was at my games.
But he doesn't live the hey who's playing tonight life
(10:06):
that we all or most of us live. Yeah, you know,
he had five kids. I think his life was consumed
with work, not like let me kick, kick back, put
my feet. That's that's not true because it started earlier
and then he was an adult. It's not like my
dad had me at twenty. I don't think he had
that mindset. But as a teenager and even as an adult,
as a teenager, yeah, he was like fishing, do another thing.
(10:28):
So he's not a sports he's not a sports guy. Right,
So yeah, there's something to me, like what is he
thinking about all day? Then? Because what distracts me is like, yeah,
how many home runs did Ken Phelp's hit in nineteen
eighty five? Yeah, you're like a little distracts. Little distracts
keep me going, Like when you said you woke up
today and you started thinking about your coffee. I wake
up today and I'm like, oh, the Yankees lost to
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the Pirates yesterday. Up? No, I do I think of
two things? Is everybody alive? I look at my phone.
Everybody's lived? Okay? No weird four in the morning text messages? No,
I really do? I think? Who bothered me yesterday? Again?
Who do I have to be man at today? I
have to like recap my previous day a little bit.
Who who? Yeah? No? Then I say to myself, what
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do I have to look forward to? One of the
first things I think about what I wake up is
who's pitching? Do you wake up at a cold sweat?
And then I think, yeah, I gotta get a coffee here? Nasty,
nast No, I think about the Yankees on today. Oh, yeah,
I have something to look forward to at least, because
life is a drag sometimes. To quote my dad, Yeah,
(11:31):
and he doesn't expect you. So No, I'm not like
a crazy sports obsessed guy, right. So I I know
I love my sports for entertainment and and I sort
of need that outlet to relax and watch something. It's
like comfort food. It's it's like my pizza. I put
it on. I don't even have to be invested. It's
on in the background. Makes me feel good. So if
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someone says to me rich, yeah I don't like sports,
that's like saying, yeah, I don't drink coffee. Back to
your original point, you know what I don't trust? What's
that spot? People who don't own a TV? Yo good one.
It was the one I had. It was in my
note spotty. Because when you meet someone that says I
don't have a TV, what do you do? Survey says
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number three answer on the bo That might be the
number one answer on the board. Do you do it?
All depends. It's generational. I'll tell you why. Ween Eels
of today like the weenies, they don't necessarily live the
TV life that we live. Yeah, but that's because they
watch on their MacBook on their phone. The spot's talking
about the person that I've been there. I'm on a
date with a girl, like I don't watch TV. Like
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if you're if you're a younger person, you live in
a small apartment like a studio, and you're watching everything
on a computer, that's okay, I'll let it slide. But
if you're in a home or a bigger space, where
you can fit a television. I take it one step further.
Spot If that guy, I think you're you're you're like
so on a different page to me. You're not watching sports,
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you're not watching stranger things, You're not you're watching anything.
You're not watching anything, You're watching the wall. Yeah. So
it's like, what, Like, I'll give Rich an example. Rich.
You know Rich, you've said this before. It's a quote Rich.
He thinks, Rich is such a weirdo, Rich Cavino and
Rich Rich is such a weirdo. He thinks if you
use a different kind of phone, your brain is operating
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on an Android operating system. Like you just think Android,
you think different. Yeah, he said that before. When I
when I when I say green text pop up, I'm like, oh,
you are operating in it. You're like you're thinking differently
than me. Right, So along those lines, if you don't
have a TV, I assume your brain is a functioning
in a different way that I find odd. I went
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on a date with a girl once back in my
single days, and she pulled what spot you said? She's like,
I don't have a TV. I don't watch TV. And
I'm like, I don't I'm not quite sure. We could
hang beyond tonight. In my mind, that's all I can't think.
I was like, what what are we gonna talk about?
What do you read? That's delightful? I'm sure, but no TV? Huh.
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And we'll open up the phones too. Things that make
you not trust someone, that make you say, m I
don't trust you. You don't drink coffee, you say you know?
Are there other examples we could agree or disagree. You
could share on social media at Covino and Rich, but
it's eight seven seven ninety nine Fox, and you know,
Spotty chime in, Danny g chime in, Monsey feel free.
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I hope Monsey's like, yeah, I don't have a TV
and I hate coffee. I want Monster to chime in
and want to hear from Joel. So we'll get to
your feedback. Okay. The weird things that make you not
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is a cover song. Are you really just one of
the best cover bands of all time? Because if you
don't know any of their original songs, Movies was a
good one. You know, they had other songs, but nothing
nearly as big as their cover. And by the way,
it's such a big cover, it might be better than
Michael Jackson's. That's odd. It's odd when a cover song
(16:37):
is better than the original. But to be better than
Michael Jackson's another story. It's like they pulled a Joe Cocker.
Joe had had, like, you know, one good year and
disappeared he had more than one. But yeah, very very
um no Joe Cocker. I feel like did a with
a little help better than the Beatles. I think it
(16:59):
was such an aginal I agree, which was the theme
of Wonder Years. If you're trying to connect the dots,
what would you do if I sang attitude? Yes from Union,
New Jersey, Live in La Rich Davis put the square
in Franklin Square, Long Island. Here we are the Mercedes
Benz Studio. Now this ties into what we were talking about.
(17:19):
We're gonna talk about Max Scherzer's performance, Danny G's car.
Have a theory on Jim Edmond's way back on a Wednesday. Wow. Ok, yeah,
you gotta wait around for that. You're Jim Edmond's theory.
People have been waiting for this. Yeah, I can't wait.
I've been waiting to talk about it. Um talking music.
We love music, right, Yeah, brings you back to your
(17:40):
original point. If you're the morning guy who says you
don't drink coffee, I don't drink coffee, we think you're
weird and we're not like coffee obsessed. Yeah, I'm not
a barista baristas, No, No, not at all. I have
one one a day, like the vitamin one coffee a day.
I think there's just a certain things that you can
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put in a category of if you don't do this
or have this, and I think you're so weird. I
don't know if I trust you. And so far we
thought the guy that doesn't drink coffee. Ever, the person
that has zero interest in sports. You bump into someone like,
oh sports at all, Nope, nothing odd odd fella. The
person that doesn't own a TV. I don't watch that guy. Yeah,
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And I got another someone that sort of just dismisses
legends as the guy that's like, I don't like the Beatles.
You know, well, that's exactly where I was like, Okay,
so I don't like the guy that dismissed me in
the middle of my point, Rich Davis, I was talking music.
If you don't like music, and I'll take it one
step further. I agree with you if you're the person
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that says, yeah, I'm not a Beatles, Yeah, Beatles, yeah whatever,
I think you stink. Yeah, I'm with you all the way.
I'm more into the current stuff, but I'm saying, when
you can't respect legendary people, and I get everything's generational. Yeah,
you're gonna tell me that the Beatles stink, that's your
your heartache. The Beatles stink. Yeah, man, they're the original
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boy band, all right. I get it. You read that
in a meme somewhere. I get it. I understand. I
understand what you're saying. Yeah, they kind of were, but
they weren't. Yeah, man, I don't like them. What weirdo behavior?
Weirdo stands weirdo behavior. You're a little odd. I don't
like you that much now. I still feel the same
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way about people that ignore relevant stuff like what like
you me an example, if you if you were to say,
right now, currently. Yeah, I'll give you two examples. Okay,
if you were to say, either yeoh like top Gun
Maverick or hey, Stranger Things season four and someone plays
like the whole Yeah, I don't really know what you're
talking about. I don't follow that stuff. Hey, what do
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you think of the new Drake or the new Lizzo?
I don't know, not, my friend. You know if you
have if you have zero, if you have zero clue,
you don't think you like you don't need to like it.
But if you have zero clue in your life via
you you're a significant other, your kids, your parents. Anyway,
if you're so clueless, if you choose to ignore it, yeah,
I'm with you. Hey, you want to watch the new
(20:10):
episode of Only Murders? What's that? You know? The Selena Gomets,
Steve Martin Shaw and Hulu never heard of it? Well
to back you know other people? Up? I don't watch
that show, but you know it. I'm aware of it, right,
And I don't even think i'd like that show, but
I'm aware of it. Danny J. What you got? Vin?
I really hate people? Well I don't hate them, but
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I don't trust people. We hate them. This girl, I
did did wind up hating her. But I don't trust
people who use their astrology sign as an excuse for
treating everybody like crap, the good one like, oh, I'm
in aries. I can't help how selfish I am. Yeah
you can. That's the equivalent of just Manny being Manny, right,
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that's ours. Yeah, that would be the que Manny being Manny. Yeah,
I used to hate that. I don't know he'll get
I don't know if he'll get along your leo what
that you're judged? Okay? And to tie it back to
sports real quick, like you know, I'd watched the Yankees
play the Red Sox and Manny Ramirez would do something
stupid really like, you know, he'd die for ball you
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didn't need to die for that would be a triple fan.
That's just Manny being Manny. I'm like, why are you
making excuses for this guy? That's just a terrible play. No, no, no, no,
it's just Manny being Manny. Excuse me, it's just me
being a libra. What's what here with that? And by
the way, you know, I, oh, man I don't want
to call just my selfish behavior. I'm a Sagittarius. No,
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and you know that you're about to get judged. What's
your sign again? Which one do you want to sleep with? Okay? What? Yeah, exactly.
You know you're about to be judged on that. But
it's very specific. I'm not saying that I'm not hating.
I think we're just pointing out the characteristics of some
people that are hard to figure out what Danny G said,
it's perfectly and using that as an excuse to your
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poor behavior. Now, this is something I more admire than
hate on. But I feel like when I see these people,
I'm like, oh, we're very different. I used to wake
up even earlier than this. Every day. We're on the
West Coast, so we're on Dan starts. You know, this
show starts six am out here. When I lived in
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New York, there are a couple of years where I
was waking up and taking the subway at four or
five in the morning. I would pass the gym and
I would see people on the treadmill at five am,
And while I admired them, I felt like they were aliens. Yeah,
I'm like, yo, you and I have so little in common.
I will try to go to jail. But oh my god, yeah,
even worse let's go one step further. If you're on
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the elliptical first thing in the morning, Hey, italy dah
elliptical for me. It's all right, tony little. Let's look
at this guy, all right, John based out. This guy
is so motivated. You know, you're reluctantly walk into your workplace.
You look up at a building and it's some dude
just killing it on the elliptical. You're like this, some
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people like to get it out of the way. Yeah,
but there's something odd about that fella. He's on a
different mission excvina something. Yeah, so check this out. Yeah,
I just have a vision in my head. You your family, loud,
rambunctious kids, they're just moving, moving, and you go inside,
like around a family runion fourth of July, and there's
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this whole family of the do nothings. It's like and
you and your kids, it's like the room. Y'all come
in and they're like, okay, how about we gonna play something? Oh,
my kids don't participate in that. And then you say, hey, hey, hey,
you're talking to your kids. Hey, how about we gonna
do this? Yeah, we don't participate, and so your whole family, Yeah,
(23:50):
I hate it. And you immediately judge those people, and
you don't want to be judging. But it's the truth
we're talking about. You know, things you find to be odd.
And Rich is not this guy, but I'll call him
out on it. He's not this guy. He really isn't anyway.
But I call you out, no, no, no, I call
you out in real life to make sure you're not
this guy. And he's not. I mean, Rich works in
music and radio. He's a broadcaster. When I go to
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Rich's house and has people over and he's not playing music,
I'm like, yo, dude, how are you not playing music? Like?
It's too quiet in here? You know, I find it odd.
When I come home and my girlfriend is sitting in silence,
I find that odd. I'm like, why aren't you You
don't have the TV up? So quiet, dude? She sits
there in silence, and she's waiting for you, just staring
(24:34):
at the door. But but Joel is right. I grew
up with five You walk in, she flips the switch on,
and she's just sitting there. Hi, Stephen, Hi, I brought up.
I was brought up with five kids, cousins, people and
kids running around everywhere. My mom yelling at my dad,
my mom yelling at everybody, my mom throwing things. My
dad's saying, hey, kids, saw off with Dancy, Hello, him
storming at the house. I grew up in a crazy atmosphere.
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When I come home and my girlfriend is sitting there
just looking at her phone in silence, I'm like, she
is peculiars. And the first thing I do is I
put on the TV or put on the music. You
need that. I remember as a kid, if you would
go to a new friend's house, like some kid in
the neighborhood. You were playing whiffleball, you're playing Nintendo, and
their mom's like, do you want to stay for dinner?
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And you're like, oh, cool, y'all stay for dinner. You
ever eat at someone else's house? And what Camino just said,
like they don't have music the TV on? If they
sound of knives against the place, yeah, the sounds of cutlery,
and you're like where you would go to some other
kid's house and you're like, how did the kid? How
does their family fun? A lot of a lot of
you know, regular families like ours. We would eat even
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around the television or something right always threw me off.
Danny j Yeah. I mean we had TV trays and
I remember some friends like you get to eat by
the TV. Hell yeah, you think my dad was turning
off the ball game? Or do you think my mom
if she was watching something the TV was on, there
was music on or something. And again, we all have
our things, right rich that make us peculiar, of course,
and you could share yours and you could think it
(26:01):
about us and we could laugh about it. But even
the kid you went to his house and he's like,
may I be excused? I was like, I'm sorry what
you just read in my mind? I was just about
to say, I remember, I remember, I remember a kid
in my neighborhood had it had to be like mom like,
and then he would like be excused and then bring
everyone's play to the same. I was like, I must
have been a lazy kid. Those are just good manners,
you savages. But you, as a kid, if you didn't
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grow up that way, hey, like Joel pointed out, you're like,
is he seriously? Maybe excuse Sometimes I would just scarf
down my food so I could go play again, Like
excuse me, Mom may be excused? Do you still do?
I know it's odd, It's odd. To playoff families and
working out. I don't trust the people that get up
early on holidays and go for like five ks. Oh people,
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they're doing a good cause. I know. I'm trying the
Santa's Slay jingles. I don't know if there would the
people that go out on holidays when it's like the
thirty below. It doesn't go for a run. This says
something holiday. That's me And I know exactly how many
miles is a five? Kay, it's just a little over six.
Wo see. But there's something moving, there's something motivating you
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that I'm just lacking, I guess, you know. Yeah, but again,
we all have our things. It started off with coffee.
If you're a guy who's like, yeah, I don't drink coffee,
you know that's odd. That is especially at this stage
of the game. Like we said other examples, it could
be you know what, rich because it's Fox Sports Radio,
We're gonna go to the phones eight seven seven ninety
(27:32):
nine Fox. But I wrote this down to tie it
into you know, Fox Sports. Yeah, you're the guy at
the ball game wearing two different teams. Okay, so you're
in Cincinnati. You're wearing a red hat and a Bengals
shirt that is odd to me, Like, yeah, it's just
odd to me. Yeah yeah, it maxing and matching um
(27:52):
irrelevant jersey like my brother. You know, I'm not We're
not trying to be mean and disparaging. My brother the
other day was wearing an irrelevant jersey. I think irrelevant,
Like Gary Sanchez is not on the Yankees, dude, and
he stunk. Why are you wearing that jersey? Because you
got it on sale at Models that's why. Like you're
an odd fellow. I would never make that choice. Tony
in Arizona, you're on Caveno Ritchend for Dan Patrick. What's up? Tom? Hey?
(28:17):
How are you doing? What's up? Man? Um? People that
I don't trust are the ones that anybody that asks
you to pro tells you to put a mask on
in any anywhere in public. To me, that is an
untrustworthy person, like a Halloween mask, like I know, like
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you're you're yeah, you're scream mask. I'm sorry, I gotta
disagree with him, but but I'll compromise with him. Yeah,
if you're the fellow who's in a car by himself
wearing a mask, like I just don't get that. You
know what you know you gotta, you gotta, and we
see it all the time. You know what I always
forget every time you will be as an uber driver.
Not all the time. Yeah, but there's a lot of
uber drivers because a lot of times I'll be look
at this person. But then you got to assume hey
(29:02):
d buy something? Yeah, okay, so irrelevant jersey? Yes? How
long before you what move do you have to be
in before you bring the jersey up? It's like, okay,
your brother walked in, you saw it. You didn't say
nothing right away, but you waited to the discussion, got
a little he oh what you're doing in the jersey?
Then you're Gary Sanchez brother. It's my brother. So I
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immediately like what are you doing? What do you do?
If I see my brother wearing any team other than
the Yankees? We were Yankees family. I'm like Oakland, A's
what's wrong with you? How about it the game? How
long do you wait at the game before you tell
the other thing? If it's a strange drid up, you're
waiting for them to miss step and then you're gonna
pounce because you put that in your back pocket. My brother,
(29:45):
I immediately like, Gary Sanchez, you didn't even light you
hated Gary, I got I got one, I got one.
We're talking about people that we you don't trust or
you roll your eyes that sort of to me. If
you're playing any type of rex sport or you know,
you're playing pickup basketball, softball, Yeah, and he you know,
your grown man just playing for fun. The guy that
comes with all like the batting gloves, the wrist bands,
(30:07):
the wrist guards, the eye black. The guy that the
guy that's at the at the pickup game playing basketball,
touching the bottom of a sneakers making sure there's no
you know, nine out of nine times that guy sucks.
Oh the thing, the overprepared wreck sports guy. Yeah, my god,
you better be Oh, I got the best example. The
guy who brings his own poll queue. Like that's the example.
(30:29):
It's like, really, he better be in Minnesota, fat, Yeah,
he better be bringing it here if he's got if
he's screwing his uh, his queue together. Come on, unless
you're Ted Lasso, don't bring your own darts, Florida, Chaz,
you're on. What's up with? He just wanted to talk
about the coffee thing? Yeah, what's up? It's disgusting. I
have never drank it a day in my life from
(30:50):
fifty years old. Is absolutely gross. Get him, rich, get
him he said coffee. He's from the East Coast, so
he's avoided coffee. He said it like my mom. I
don't know things. Hot dogs. Eating hot dogs is not
a sport. It's the biggest joke I've ever heard. Agreed,
and I'm gonna touch on that times into yesterday's conversation.
(31:10):
So you got chats on your team. We talked about that.
If you missed it Fox Sports Radio dot com. You
know what, though, you know what he just told me
without telling me. He sounds like a cool guy. We
respect our East Coast friends, We respect everybody listening to
the Dan Patrick Show Covino and Rich filling In says
to me that he chooses chicken fingers, like you know,
(31:33):
you say that I have an immature palette because you
think you're advanced palette guy. But if you like it's
gross to me, like you acquire a taste for it.
It's not like I drink a coffee and I'm like,
this is delicious. I'd rather have a wine punch oh
over time. But you are exactly like my daughter. My
daughter's five she's learning that. You know, mustard is okay
(31:55):
because every kid of her that mustard, right, you acquire
your acquire, say, never even got to coffee. So he's
never coffee. You know. It's like if you're if you're
a whisky or scotch guy, he's never gonna get there.
You know, if you're eighteen twenty one years from eighteen
legally twenty one, If you're a twenty one year old
kid and you're having scotch or whiskey, you're not appreciating
(32:16):
at that young age like you have to be. You
develop that taste. Right, let's go to let me let
me ask one more because I like you guys go
to the gym, So yes, we try. And you know
how you divvy up which basketball are you gonna use? Right,
it's like, yeah, the guy who brings a colored not
not not bought red white and blue basketball, the guy
(32:37):
who took time to perma mark his whole basketball and
you know you got to create his own six or basketball. No,
we're not playing with this on the red white and
blue ones. Like who is he a globetrotter who were
not playing with a red white Bue's what I mean? Yeah,
I think that's odd. That's so funny to the gym.
(32:59):
I noticed that yesterday. That's funny. It's a great one.
Joel again eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's
our number things that you see that people do. It
could be sports related, doesn't have to be, and make
you say that guy's an odd fellow. Peter in Vancouver,
what's up, Pete, Hey guys. A couple of things. First,
I agree with the jersey thing. I think those guys
are were like they were triple extra large jerseys in
(33:21):
the way, one hundred and sixty pounds and it's from
a team that doesn't even exist anymore. I think they're weird.
But yesterday I took my grandkid to a little playland
like it was called Giggo. Damn, every ride is like
little dinosaurs everything. What about the fifty year old guys
or couples out of riding bid themselves without any kids,
and they're taking up the rides at fifty years old
and they're going on a little turtle round in circle
(33:43):
and laughing their heads off. They're very weird. Yeah, I
think you pretty much explained that weird though, Danny J.
I don't know if there's any other thing, but that
guy's weird though. Yeah, if you're at a play place, yeah,
if you're waiting for the Peter Pan ride and you're
in your sixties and there's no kids involved, Yeah, okay,
now got more phone calls and rich The example I'm
gonna give might indicate that we're sort of wrapping up
(34:08):
this conversation because I think you're going to disagree. Okay, perfect,
all right, because it's time to go. But it's time.
It's time to make like your favorite slugger and move on.
Move on. We're gonna move on in a few minutes.
But I see or I hear people say that they
go to the movies alone, and I think that's weird.
I really do, like really by yoursel that's a nice feeling. No,
(34:31):
I understand, circumstantial, like you're on a business trip and
you're killing time. But if you choose like you you
you're going to see the Minions, you didn't bring your
your nephews depends. I think going to see an animated
movie by yourself a little weird. Maybe I just don't.
I saw a top Gun by myself. But yeah, circumstantial,
you are away on business, Yeah, you're in New Orleans,
(34:51):
are you going with? Not? Joe Breeze looks Alvin Kamara
was busy. I found no friend to go see Maverick with.
You went by yourself? Mattenee, no less, I think to me, Oh,
and I got one more ready. If you're watching like
Stranger Things in the daytime, I think you're an odd fellow.
(35:13):
If you're watching anything dark and gloomy or scary in
the daytime, I think that's odd. That's an odd choice.
Then again, not to get personal. Didn't need to tell
us once before that you don't even like to be
with your woman during the daytime. Well this I call
those nighttime activities scary movies, sexy time walking around saying
(35:35):
you suck you? All right, all your feedback, we got
more next. Kim on wretch In for Dan Patrick on
Fox Sports Radio. All right, good morning, Welcome back to
Cavino and rich In for Dan Patrick, live from the
Mercedes Benz Studios, Fox Sports Radio, Fox Sports Radio dot
(35:56):
Com at Covino and rich And our number, of course,
as you know, is eighty seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
Wrapping up this coffee slash sports conversation, because there's sports
people that confuse me a little bit too. Yeah, the
people that paint their face perfect. I was gonna say
bomblehead people, but that's okay. Well that's a good one too. Yeah.
(36:18):
I don't want to fit too many people. People that
you're like, I'll get you. I don't know if I
trust you. And it started with people that don't drink coffee,
people that don't own a TV, people that know nothing
at all, even the littlest bit about sports. I will
take three final callers. I'm looking at our Twitter feedback,
which is great too. Uh. Colin Gills hit us up.
He goes, what about adults who crawl over kids to
(36:41):
try to get professional athlete autographs? Like the lame adult?
It's that's not a you're a terrible guy. You're older
than him, stop, Carla, not just something like the old
guy embarrassing. Yeah, gotta pushes a kid for a foul ball?
That guy too, what about this one? George hit us up,
(37:02):
and multiple people Gary hit us up. A few people
hit us up with the same one. I wouldn't push
a kid for a found ball. Rich ever, you know,
I'm a I'm a dad, but I'm not automatically giving
a kid my found ball. That's fair, Okay, I've never
gotta earn it. Gotta earn it. A lot of people
saying they don't trust people that hate dogs, like the
grown up that's like, oh, you can get it your
(37:24):
dog away. It's like, really, you don't like dogs. I
like trying to be very careful about that because I'm
allergic and I never want to appear as that guy.
You don't want to be the weird help. Yeah, what
about Hopwood who hit us up saying I don't trust
anyone male or female under the age of thirty five
that listens to classical music. That's a weird one. But
I like, all right, three more quickies. We'll go to
(37:44):
rob in Indiana, Covino Rich and for Dan Patrick. We're
gonna get to wasted sports performances in a few seconds.
But wrapped us up. What's up really quick? I went
here in Indianaples Pacers Lakers Finals Game five and two
thousand and I take my buddy for New York and
he goes into the arena warren a Patrick Ewing Jersey.
What a moron, No offense to you. A rebellious fandom
(38:08):
that your buddy, I'm sure he's a swell guy, but
I hate that more than anything. If you go to
a let's say a Dodgers Giants came out here and
someone's were in there, Bryce, Harper, Phillies Jersey, what are
you trying to prove? Numb skull? I don't even know
if you're like odd at that point, he's not playing.
What are you doing? That's weird? H James in New York?
What's up, buddy? What's going on? Guys? Oh? I don't
(38:32):
trust are people who go by like their middle name.
I don't go by their real name, they go by
their middle name. I can't trust you, especially when they
was George all day life. Yeah you know you're not.
You're not Matthew, You're George. No, not to made me think, um,
you ever have a buddy who you've known him, his nickname,
(38:52):
his whole life and the ended up professional setting. You're like, yo,
what's up? Bill? He's like it's William. You're like, oh,
now you're a William That I love that Indian wrap
it up? Cameron. Hey, you guys, I'm gonna double dip
here and say I don't cuss anyone who doesn't think
eating isn't a sport. Oh, he's he's he's team cho
(39:13):
Joey Chestnut. Hey look Riches. Yeah, there's a shot at Covino. Yeah,
I know Riches already pre ordered the Joey Chestnuts, the
air chestnuts. Yeah, I got him on back rutter, Yes,
air chestnuts. You know, if you don't agree with me, Lisa,
you could agree with what's the silhouette of the air
chest out? Is it hot dog one hand like raising
his arm with the others. Yeah, he's flying through the
air with a hot dog. He's the same thing him
(39:34):
sup flexing a protester? Yeah yeah, Oh, which is still
honestly gives me a whole new respect for Joey Chestnuts.
Sign him up, put him in the double double negative.
Questions like that always threw me off on an exam.
Isn't not a fan of? Not? Oh? No answer d
all of the above above all of the is it
(39:56):
a sport? We discussed that yesterday hot dog eating, and
might touch on it again later on if you miss
anything Fox sports Radio dot com. Now, yesterday was a
big day for baseball, not not just for Rich as
a Mets fan, but for baseball. Because what you're laughing
at side I'm just laughing because some guy, We're getting
a lot of great feedback. One hater hit up, like,
(40:17):
who are these two jerks? And he didn't say jerks
in for Dan Patrick? What are they too? Well, I
can't say that either. What were they? Just yact out
by doctor Phil? So Spot responded with a picture of
us and doctor Phil. Hey, doctor Phil's our guy. All right,
what do you mean that's our guy? I love doctor Phil.
(40:37):
So yesterday, back to what you were saying, Oh, oh,
a wasted day, A wasted day. I was shocked, but
I gotta tell you I was interested. So I'm like
Max Scherzer, his big return, Let's see what he's doing.
And I'm like, eleven strikeouts, eleven strikecounts, six and these
(40:59):
guys untouchable. And then I find out the Mets lose
one nothing to the Reds. I'm like, oh, what a waste?
Been a minute? Yeah, you know, it's been a minute
since I've watched a full nine inning Mets game. Like
I'm tuning in and out, like I'll pick my daughter
up from school, I'll come back, the game will be on,
I'll make dinner. I have it on in the background.
(41:21):
A lot. I was My kids were just occupied. So
I was like, wow, the kids are occupied. My wife
was working on something. I watched the whole game and
Max Scherzer, I mean, listen, he wasn't pitching against the
ninety eight Yankees. It is the Cincinnati Reds. But he
looked back to form eleven, strikeout, six innings. They took
him out early because you know it's his first start back.
(41:43):
But he could have went all nine easily. But guess
what the Mets do. They lose. So we're gonna talk
about wasted performances in sports more. Next, give you none
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