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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, alright, comment to your life from Philly. It's
the number one rated Polly and Tony Fools show. Yeah,
as always, Polly Fools go here with Tony Fools, go
with Tony Huge show today. You know we're gonna settle
some Olympic controversy. We are tell you why all the
critics of NBC's Olympic coverage absolute idiots, dummy perfect, and
(00:38):
also why the NFL just made a controversial change that
only more runs have a problem with. Plus, you know,
talk about stupid Tony ESPN. You So, I just came
out with this list of the top one hundred athletes
since two thousand. It is so bad and so wrong.
You know, they got the top athlete Michael Phelps. How
(00:58):
the hell, people, since one is swimming an athletic talent?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
When did that?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Curiously, I go by the pool at the y every
day and I see little kids swimming. I've even seen
a dog swim yep. You know it was on America's
Funniest Home Videos. But that happened, you know, and it's
not special.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What we're going to do is we're going to give
you the real top den. Let's just say, spoiler alert,
there isn't a single athlete from this stupid list on
our list.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, and you know what's also not on a list?
A guest for today.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's right, That's why it's guaranteed to be what is it,
Tony flawless show? All right, So let's get right into
it with our top story story.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
First, out the gate, NBC getting criticized for what people
are calling its embarrassing coverage of the Olympic opening ceremonies,
specifically because they hired Peyton Manning and Kelly Clarkson to
be commentators, even though they had absolutely nothing to add
us say and seemed to barely know what was going
on or who anybody was.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But don't it is true.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I thought it was a totally perfect programming decision, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You know, the whole idea is to make you feel
like you're at the event, and if I was there,
I would have had no idea who anybody was too,
Oh what was going on?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You know, I would have been just like them looking
around and thinking who the are all these people, yep.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And what's the number one thing you want in an
on air host, relatability?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Relatability. See, I could.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Relate to Kelly Clarkson because I had no idea what
the hell was going on.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Either.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm sitting there thinking, why do they keep talking about
Ariana Grande in Wicked? Am I watching Wicked right now?
And also what the hell was Wicked?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah? I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
And I didn't know if I was watching the Olympics,
because you know, I thought maybe I might be watching
RuPaul's drag Race on Bravo or something.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, very confusing. And another thing that was very confusing.
You see this the French basketball fan booing Joel Embiid
because he chose to play for USA Basketball instead of France,
even though France gave him citizenship status a couple of
years ago for some reason. Now, first of all, Joel
Embiid is from Cameroon, which is well somewhere not in France.
(03:17):
And also, Joel Embiid is now clearly an American, right, don'ty.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, Joel Embiid has zero to do with France.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
He wears the red, white, and blue, which are the
colors of the American flag. He plays for the seventy sixes,
which is so American that it's named after the year
the Constitution was signed. He's as American as the Statue
of Liberty. So when you try to tell us that
he's not, what.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Are you doing? Interruption? Why are you interrupting?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Red, white, and blue are also the colors of the
French flag. The Statue of Liberty was a gift from
France in seventeen seventy six, was the year the Declaration
of Independence was signed, not the Constitution. Did you fail
fourth grade? No, you're a grade grade. A douchebag.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh there you go, see a douchebag that's from France.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You are more French than joel Le.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Anyway, all right, let's keep going at Tony. Oh, you
see this ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The Canadian soccer team under fire for using drones to
video other teams practices, and now they're being panalized and whatnot. Tony,
I don't see what the problem here is, do you.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Not at all?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I mean, if a team has another team spying on them, well,
shouldn't that team do a better job of hiding their practices?
I mean, when armies prepare for war. Do they go
practice in the stadium next to the other army. No, no,
of course not. They go to an undisclosed location in
the desert. You know, maybe these soccer teams need to
(04:59):
start practicing in the desert.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's a great point, Tony.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
You know, I always wondered how these countries like Iraq
and Iran could be so good at soccer.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And you know, then it hit me. They practice in
a desert.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
They basically live in an undisclosed location, which is great
for war.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And soccer, I guess, exactly. Just so smart on their part.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And by the way, Donny, they're accusing this Canadian soccer
team of stealing plays. I was under the impression, like
most people, that soccer didn't have plays.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I thought they were just you know, running up and
down the field. Exactly. Isn't every play just kick the ball? Yeah,
that's what I thought. Anyway, let's just move on from
the Olympics. Enough.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Already all controversy out of the NFL as the league
announced that in game interviews with coaches will now be mandatory. Now, people,
they're unhappy with this new policy, and you know, frankly,
we are tooth Tony because we think the league isn't
going far enough.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I mean, tell him your idea, don't you had a
great idea.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Instead of in game into views they do in play interviews.
Think about it. Patrick Mahomes goes back to pass and
Melissa Stark gets on the headset and says, Patrick, you
just drop back. Tell us what you're seeing from the
defense and way you're thinking of throwing the ball. See,
you'd get that in game perspective. That would really bring
(06:21):
the audience one step closer.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
To the action.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Such a great idea, Dody, And you could see this
working on defense, soh you know you're watching it. Jalen
Ramsey grabs an interception, and you know, Melissa Stark gets
on the headset and says, Jalen, all right, you just
made that interception. You're gonna go up the left side.
You're gonna go up the right side. So you get
that in the moment analysis.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I don't want to get too carried away here, but
this might be the best idea in sports television since
the blue pucking hockey.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't want to get garried away either. I think
you may be right anyway. Yeah, you know who's always right?
Downy the paper who shop at our merch star and
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(07:14):
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Speaker 4 (07:19):
I already emailed the company and asked them to take
it down.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh yeah, well, you know what's never gonna go down,
a woman on you. Oh got him? You're done, now shutout,
shut up?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Anyway, Yeah, we got enough, Yeah, bigger event to talk
about it, Tony. You know, ESPN and TOTI released its
stupid list of the top one hundred athletes and steal thousands,
So put up that terrible list. Here, look at this,
Michael Phelps number one, number two, Serena Williams number three,
Lionel messigarbage. Well, doesn't even need to memorize a single
soccer players.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
We just exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Then it's Lebron, Tom Brady and ninety or more people.
By the way, that's too many people. Yeah, it's like
a punt anticipation trophy list. Everybody. How do you have
How can it be a list if everybody's on, It
doesn't make any sense totally anyway. All right, right now
we're going to write this wrong Tony.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Get ready everyone, it's time to reveal our top ten
athlete since two thousand. Full school show Top ten athletes
since two thousands. All right, kicking off our list at
number ten, Tony, you know, talking about the Olympics, one
of the great Olympic legends of all time, Oscar Pastorius.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, the blade running. Now, we would have had him ayer.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
But you know, due to the fact that he murdered
his girlfriend, we had to take him down a few notches,
just you know, deduct a few points.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
But you know how to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Let's face it, people, if you had no legs and
lived in South Africa, you too would be running around
with unuzi all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
So you know, we did what was fair.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
We put him at number ten just to avoid the controversy.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Right, you'rep smart move, but it had to be done.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Right. At number nine, the biggest name in women's dennis
since they year two thousand. It's not Serena Williams, not
Venus Williams. You go on the street and you'll say,
name the most famous tennis playing woman of the last
twenty four years.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
They're gonna give you one name only on a corner.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Year single handedly put women's dennis on the map, made
it watchable for everybody, and proved, y'all you didn't even
have to know how to play tennis to be impactful
on the spot.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, don't forget.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
She also married Enrique Iglesias, you know who we can
all agree is a very handsome man and a desirable
bachelor well back before he got married. So that also
has to count as a career accomplishment too.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Absolutely, Yeah, all right, Moving on at number eight, Ryan Howard,
no explanation should necessary myself.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Just keep going on, all right, keep going.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Number seven, the most notable college football athlete of this
entire century. Of course, we're talking about Manti Antit, no question, bro,
We're talking about overall impact by an athlete on and
off the field. Or how many athletes, thanks to man Titeo,
have learned to make sure they see the actual face
(10:27):
of the girl they're dating when they're talking to her
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So true, So many people.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Thanks to him, have learned the importance of doing a
reverse image search on Google.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And you know, also thanks to him, so many girlfriends
have been exposed and revealed. There'll be nothing more than
Venezuelan crypto investors.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, thank you, Manto.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, all right, at number six, Tony the most impactful
MLB player of the century, possibly all time.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Of course, with talk about Jose.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Jose, you know, for years nobody Tony could then nobody
could figure out how all these players were hitting so
many home runs.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
No, nobody had any any idea.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
No they you know, they just thought Sammy so so was,
you know, eat more protein bars, yeah, taking care of
his body in healthy And then you know, Jose Canseko
came along and said, nah ah ah, no, it's all steroids,
and that opened people's eyes.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Just changed the game and the world forever.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
And might I add a baseball once bounced off his
head for a home run, so you know, you have
to consider the entertainment value in that tool.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Great point, just a great point, Tony.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And well here we are moving up the list now
halfway through our top ten athletes since two thousands. This
man just a football great, Tony. You know when your
talk production. You have to talk production on and off
the field, and that's why we're going with Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Of course, have nobody has been more.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Productive and reproductive troll and Tyreek Hill creating just so
many human beings, more than even that Mongolian guy what
was his name, Tony uh Shaka Khan yep right, and
not since the great Chaka Khan fathered so many children
have we seen production like this and Tyreek Kill just
(12:25):
single handedly ensuring that the twenty forty seven NFL draft
will truly be something to behold in the terms of
the receiver class there.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
In the speed, yep right class, Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
There you go, all right, Number four, Tony, easy choice
here Alan Iverson again.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
No explanation, there's nothing else to say. There you go,
all right at number three.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You know ESPN those idiots put Tom Brady on this
list in that top ten. No, not so still the
wrong guy, wrong Patriots quarterback. If you want to see
someone who showed true leadership, and no further than Jimmy
garoppolog one night bravely and openly went to dinner in
Beverly Hills with an adult film star, Kiara Miya, even
(13:12):
though he was under contract with the San Francisco forty nine.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Is now, Wow, this is leadership.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Because most whimpy quarterbacks, they'd hide this, not even do it.
Scano probably just load up poor hub and just look
at pictures of her. But no, Jimmy G in broad
daylight did what every man should have done in his shoes,
and that is true bravery, true leadership.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Jimmy hats off, Jimmy G.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
All Right, that number two, the most dominant athlete of
his time in his sport. Of course, we're talking about
none other than.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Lance Lance Armstrong.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
In a sport where everyone was taking steroids, Lance Armstrong
out steroided them all.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
In a time when everyone was on the juice, he
out drew them all.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
When we talk about Tony what an athlete has in them, well,
nobody had more in them in terms of you know,
antioxidants and dioxiens and whatnot than Lance Armstrong.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And people say, just coming within five feet of him
would make the average human fail a drug test, but
also gained ten pounds of muscle.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
And that leads us to number one.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Tony Well, certainly no debate here, obviously the single greatest
athlete of the century.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
And all time, Nick, Nick falls and there you go.
You look at our list.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
They if people see a list, and that's how you.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Build a list.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's how you build a list. Here take no, yeah, anyway, Tony,
that's how you build a show. See that was perfect.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Wowow, great job your guest just perfect perfect. Once we
run around, mind you'll go to our merchan Yeah, and
are you kidding me? It was flawless? What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
No corrections? What what you call the Mongolian conquer Shaka Khan?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah? Bro, yeah, read a history book, bro.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It was Genghis Khan? Who is the Mongolian conquer? Shaka
Khan is a singer.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Oh yeah, Well, after the show, I'm going to shaka
you with my taser. Yeah, you're gonna be shot and
a Genghis related murder. Oh, get at it. Here we
finished the show's overall.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
What you said on a corner, Kova married Enrique Iglesias.
Yeah bro, yeah, bro, they're not married, they're just partners.
It would have taken you like two seconds to look
that up.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh yeah, Well I'm gonna take you on a boat
and drown you.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, and after you die, I'm going to buy the
moss on your grave here, we're finished shows over what you.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Called the countries Iraq and Iran.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, bro, how it's pronounced bro?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Yeah, no, it's pronounced Iraq and Iran.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh well, then I guess I should call you impotent.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah and Iran is what every girl says after a
date with you.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Break one and.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You're gonna want to run do our next episode because
guess who's booked? Tony the number one greatest athlete about
I will be joining.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Us, that's right, super hero Nick Foles on the show.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
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Speaker 1 (16:54):
Great job as always, same to you, Pauli, another follless show.
We'll see your paper next week. See ya
Speaker 4 (17:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, alright, comment to your life from Philly. It's
the number one rated Polly and Tony Fools show. Yeah,
as always, Polly Fools go here with Tony Fools, go
with Tony Huge show today. You know we're gonna settle
some Olympic controversy. We are tell you why all the
critics of NBC's Olympic coverage absolute idiots, dummy perfect, and
(00:38):
also why the NFL just made a controversial change that
only more runs have a problem with. Plus, you know,
talk about stupid Tony ESPN. You So, I just came
out with this list of the top one hundred athletes
since two thousand. It is so bad and so wrong.
You know, they got the top athlete Michael Phelps. How
(00:58):
the hell, people, since one is swimming an athletic talent?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
When did that?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Curiously, I go by the pool at the y every
day and I see little kids swimming. I've even seen
a dog swim yep. You know it was on America's
Funniest Home Videos. But that happened, you know, and it's
not special.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What we're going to do is we're going to give
you the real top den. Let's just say, spoiler alert,
there isn't a single athlete from this stupid list on
our list.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, and you know what's also not on a list?
A guest for today.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's right, That's why it's guaranteed to be what is it,
Tony flawless show? All right, So let's get right into
it with our top story story.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
First, out the gate, NBC getting criticized for what people
are calling its embarrassing coverage of the Olympic opening ceremonies,
specifically because they hired Peyton Manning and Kelly Clarkson to
be commentators, even though they had absolutely nothing to add
us say and seemed to barely know what was going
on or who anybody was.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But don't it is true.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I thought it was a totally perfect programming decision, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You know, the whole idea is to make you feel
like you're at the event, and if I was there,
I would have had no idea who anybody was too,
Oh what was going on?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You know, I would have been just like them looking
around and thinking who the are all these people, yep.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And what's the number one thing you want in an
on air host, relatability?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Relatability. See, I could.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Relate to Kelly Clarkson because I had no idea what
the hell was going on.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Either.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm sitting there thinking, why do they keep talking about
Ariana Grande in Wicked? Am I watching Wicked right now?
And also what the hell was Wicked?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah? I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
And I didn't know if I was watching the Olympics,
because you know, I thought maybe I might be watching
RuPaul's drag Race on Bravo or something.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, very confusing. And another thing that was very confusing.
You see this the French basketball fan booing Joel Embiid
because he chose to play for USA Basketball instead of France,
even though France gave him citizenship status a couple of
years ago for some reason. Now, first of all, Joel
Embiid is from Cameroon, which is well somewhere not in France.
(03:17):
And also, Joel Embiid is now clearly an American, right, don'ty.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, Joel Embiid has zero to do with France.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
He wears the red, white, and blue, which are the
colors of the American flag. He plays for the seventy sixes,
which is so American that it's named after the year
the Constitution was signed. He's as American as the Statue
of Liberty. So when you try to tell us that
he's not, what.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Are you doing? Interruption? Why are you interrupting?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Red, white, and blue are also the colors of the
French flag. The Statue of Liberty was a gift from
France in seventeen seventy six, was the year the Declaration
of Independence was signed, not the Constitution. Did you fail
fourth grade? No, you're a grade grade. A douchebag.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh there you go, see a douchebag that's from France.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You are more French than joel Le.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Anyway, all right, let's keep going at Tony. Oh, you
see this ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The Canadian soccer team under fire for using drones to
video other teams practices, and now they're being panalized and whatnot. Tony,
I don't see what the problem here is, do you.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Not at all?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I mean, if a team has another team spying on them, well,
shouldn't that team do a better job of hiding their practices?
I mean, when armies prepare for war. Do they go
practice in the stadium next to the other army. No, no,
of course not. They go to an undisclosed location in
the desert. You know, maybe these soccer teams need to
(04:59):
start practicing in the desert.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's a great point, Tony.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
You know, I always wondered how these countries like Iraq
and Iran could be so good at soccer.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And you know, then it hit me. They practice in
a desert.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
They basically live in an undisclosed location, which is great
for war.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And soccer, I guess, exactly. Just so smart on their part.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And by the way, Donny, they're accusing this Canadian soccer
team of stealing plays. I was under the impression, like
most people, that soccer didn't have plays.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I thought they were just you know, running up and
down the field. Exactly. Isn't every play just kick the ball? Yeah,
that's what I thought. Anyway, let's just move on from
the Olympics. Enough.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Already all controversy out of the NFL as the league
announced that in game interviews with coaches will now be mandatory. Now, people,
they're unhappy with this new policy, and you know, frankly,
we are tooth Tony because we think the league isn't
going far enough.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I mean, tell him your idea, don't you had a
great idea.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Instead of in game into views they do in play interviews.
Think about it. Patrick Mahomes goes back to pass and
Melissa Stark gets on the headset and says, Patrick, you
just drop back. Tell us what you're seeing from the
defense and way you're thinking of throwing the ball. See,
you'd get that in game perspective. That would really bring
(06:21):
the audience one step closer.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
To the action.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Such a great idea, Dody, And you could see this
working on defense, soh you know you're watching it. Jalen
Ramsey grabs an interception, and you know, Melissa Stark gets
on the headset and says, Jalen, all right, you just
made that interception. You're gonna go up the left side.
You're gonna go up the right side. So you get
that in the moment analysis.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I don't want to get too carried away here, but
this might be the best idea in sports television since
the blue pucking hockey.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't want to get garried away either. I think
you may be right anyway. Yeah, you know who's always right?
Downy the paper who shop at our merch star and
that's why. Word, we're gonna tell you July thirty first
through August fifth, you can get twenty percent off everything
in our merch store. That's hats, shirts, mouse pads, all
with our show logo. And also he can get everybody's
(07:14):
favorite shirt, the one with us stupid producer's face on
a DNA or.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I already emailed the company and asked them to take
it down.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh yeah, well, you know what's never gonna go down,
a woman on you. Oh got him? You're done, now shutout,
shut up?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Anyway, Yeah, we got enough, Yeah, bigger event to talk
about it, Tony. You know, ESPN and TOTI released its
stupid list of the top one hundred athletes and steal thousands,
So put up that terrible list. Here, look at this,
Michael Phelps number one, number two, Serena Williams number three,
Lionel messigarbage. Well, doesn't even need to memorize a single
soccer players.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
We just exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Then it's Lebron, Tom Brady and ninety or more people.
By the way, that's too many people. Yeah, it's like
a punt anticipation trophy list. Everybody. How do you have
How can it be a list if everybody's on, It
doesn't make any sense totally anyway. All right, right now
we're going to write this wrong Tony.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Get ready everyone, it's time to reveal our top ten
athlete since two thousand. Full school show Top ten athletes
since two thousands. All right, kicking off our list at
number ten, Tony, you know, talking about the Olympics, one
of the great Olympic legends of all time, Oscar Pastorius.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, the blade running. Now, we would have had him ayer.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
But you know, due to the fact that he murdered
his girlfriend, we had to take him down a few notches,
just you know, deduct a few points.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
But you know how to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Let's face it, people, if you had no legs and
lived in South Africa, you too would be running around
with unuzi all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
So you know, we did what was fair.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
We put him at number ten just to avoid the controversy.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Right, you'rep smart move, but it had to be done.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Right. At number nine, the biggest name in women's dennis
since they year two thousand. It's not Serena Williams, not
Venus Williams. You go on the street and you'll say,
name the most famous tennis playing woman of the last
twenty four years.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
They're gonna give you one name only on a corner.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Year single handedly put women's dennis on the map, made
it watchable for everybody, and proved, y'all you didn't even
have to know how to play tennis to be impactful
on the spot.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, don't forget.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
She also married Enrique Iglesias, you know who we can
all agree is a very handsome man and a desirable
bachelor well back before he got married. So that also
has to count as a career accomplishment too.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Absolutely, Yeah, all right, Moving on at number eight, Ryan Howard,
no explanation should necessary myself.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Just keep going on, all right, keep going.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Number seven, the most notable college football athlete of this
entire century. Of course, we're talking about Manti Antit, no question, bro,
We're talking about overall impact by an athlete on and
off the field. Or how many athletes, thanks to man Titeo,
have learned to make sure they see the actual face
(10:27):
of the girl they're dating when they're talking to her
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So true, So many people.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Thanks to him, have learned the importance of doing a
reverse image search on Google.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And you know, also thanks to him, so many girlfriends
have been exposed and revealed. There'll be nothing more than
Venezuelan crypto investors.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, thank you, Manto.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, all right, at number six, Tony the most impactful
MLB player of the century, possibly all time.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Of course, with talk about Jose.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Jose, you know, for years nobody Tony could then nobody
could figure out how all these players were hitting so
many home runs.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
No, nobody had any any idea.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
No they you know, they just thought Sammy so so was,
you know, eat more protein bars, yeah, taking care of
his body in healthy And then you know, Jose Canseko
came along and said, nah ah ah, no, it's all steroids,
and that opened people's eyes.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Just changed the game and the world forever.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
And might I add a baseball once bounced off his
head for a home run, so you know, you have
to consider the entertainment value in that tool.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Great point, just a great point, Tony.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And well here we are moving up the list now
halfway through our top ten athletes since two thousands. This
man just a football great, Tony. You know when your
talk production. You have to talk production on and off
the field, and that's why we're going with Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Of course, have nobody has been more.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Productive and reproductive troll and Tyreek Hill creating just so
many human beings, more than even that Mongolian guy what
was his name, Tony uh Shaka Khan yep right, and
not since the great Chaka Khan fathered so many children
have we seen production like this and Tyreek Kill just
(12:25):
single handedly ensuring that the twenty forty seven NFL draft
will truly be something to behold in the terms of
the receiver class there.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
In the speed, yep right class, Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
There you go, all right, Number four, Tony, easy choice
here Alan Iverson again.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
No explanation, there's nothing else to say. There you go,
all right at number three.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You know ESPN those idiots put Tom Brady on this
list in that top ten. No, not so still the
wrong guy, wrong Patriots quarterback. If you want to see
someone who showed true leadership, and no further than Jimmy
garoppolog one night bravely and openly went to dinner in
Beverly Hills with an adult film star, Kiara Miya, even
(13:12):
though he was under contract with the San Francisco forty nine.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Is now, Wow, this is leadership.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Because most whimpy quarterbacks, they'd hide this, not even do it.
Scano probably just load up poor hub and just look
at pictures of her. But no, Jimmy G in broad
daylight did what every man should have done in his shoes,
and that is true bravery, true leadership.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Jimmy hats off, Jimmy G.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
All Right, that number two, the most dominant athlete of
his time in his sport. Of course, we're talking about
none other than.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Lance Lance Armstrong.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
In a sport where everyone was taking steroids, Lance Armstrong
out steroided them all.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
In a time when everyone was on the juice, he
out drew them all.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
When we talk about Tony what an athlete has in them, well,
nobody had more in them in terms of you know,
antioxidants and dioxiens and whatnot than Lance Armstrong.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And people say, just coming within five feet of him
would make the average human fail a drug test, but
also gained ten pounds of muscle.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
And that leads us to number one.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Tony Well, certainly no debate here, obviously the single greatest
athlete of the century.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
And all time, Nick, Nick falls and there you go.
You look at our list.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
They if people see a list, and that's how you.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Build a list.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's how you build a list. Here take no, yeah, anyway, Tony,
that's how you build a show. See that was perfect.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Wowow, great job your guest just perfect perfect. Once we
run around, mind you'll go to our merchan Yeah, and
are you kidding me? It was flawless? What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
No corrections? What what you call the Mongolian conquer Shaka Khan?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah? Bro, yeah, read a history book, bro.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It was Genghis Khan? Who is the Mongolian conquer? Shaka
Khan is a singer.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Oh yeah, Well, after the show, I'm going to shaka
you with my taser. Yeah, you're gonna be shot and
a Genghis related murder. Oh, get at it. Here we
finished the show's overall.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
What you said on a corner, Kova married Enrique Iglesias.
Yeah bro, yeah, bro, they're not married, they're just partners.
It would have taken you like two seconds to look
that up.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh yeah, Well I'm gonna take you on a boat
and drown you.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, and after you die, I'm going to buy the
moss on your grave here, we're finished shows over what you.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Called the countries Iraq and Iran.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, bro, how it's pronounced bro?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Yeah, no, it's pronounced Iraq and Iran.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh well, then I guess I should call you impotent.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah and Iran is what every girl says after a
date with you.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Break one and.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You're gonna want to run do our next episode because
guess who's booked? Tony the number one greatest athlete about
I will be joining.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Us, that's right, super hero Nick Foles on the show.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Hey, don't forget twenty percent off at the merch store,
go get it now and a donate.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Great job as always, same to you, Pauli, another follless show.
We'll see your paper next week. See ya
Speaker 4 (17:04):
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