In this special report, Paulie & Tony Fusco give their GENIUS ideas on how to fix this TERRIBLE NBA Finals between the Oklahoma City Thunder and Indiana Pacers (...you know the Knicks don't stand a chance), including sending Caitlin Clark to join the Pacers. Plus, they explain the reason why basketball superstar Anthony Edwards needs to LEAVE THE TIMBERWOLVES after that loss to OKC. Plus, they settle a WNBA controversy.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, I'll get you coming to you live from Philly.
It's the number one rated Tolly and Tony Fools Go
show Yo as always, Paulie Fools go here with Tony
Fools Going and Tony a huge and very important show today.
You know, as you all know, if you're following the
(00:25):
NBA closely, which is almost always a total waste of time,
it is and you know this year has been no exception.
That's the truth is right now, there is straight up
fear running through the entire NBA as the entire sports
world looks at what could be a thunder Facers NBA
Finals horrible. You know, there's real fear out there that
the ratings will not just be bad for an NBA Finals,
(00:46):
but any telecast in the history of television, Isn't that right, Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, the experts is saying this is gonna be the
worst televised matchup, not since Spurs versus Nets, but since
Joni Loves Chachi.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Wow. Truly dire.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And that's why today we are doing a very special
report Fatal Finals, the thunder Paces disaster. Fatal Finals, the
thunder Paces Disaster. Now We're not just gonna bitch and
moan like all the others. You know, we're gonna give
you actual solutions, absolutely, as we always do to save
(01:21):
this terrible series. But before we get into that day,
remember you hit like you hit subscribe your comment and
your rate and review too on Apple Podcasts.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Right, don all of it, you know, because if you
don't do that, then the algorithm might force you to
watch much worse content like highlights of the Paces Thunder
NBA Finals, and you certainly don't want that.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Nobody wants that anyways, so go ahead and avoid that.
And anyway, on the subject of great content, let's get
right into our special report.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Fatal Finals, the Thunder Paces disaster.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, we begin our special report the concern about these
TV ratings. You know, as we said, there's a general
acceptance out there that this series is going to be
even more boring and unwatchable than both Spurs Nets Finals.
In fact, that Spurs Nets Finals Doning was so unwatchable
people don't even still know what happened in the series,
isn't that right?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, a lot of.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
People say the Spurs won, but since nobody actually watched
it and no one can actually verify it, there's a
faction of Nets truthers out there who claimed the New
Jersey Nets actually won. You know, we've attempted to go
back and watch the video, but the cameraman at the
game fell asleep, so there's no footage of anything from
(02:40):
that series.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, we tried to find it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And you know, in fact, people don't know this, but
the Nielsen ratings for that series were so low because
many TVs actually automatically turned themselves off and went into
sleep mode when on the TV they were actually just
showing Tim Duncan in the sleepy Spurs offense, but the
TV just thought nothing was happening, so you know, shut
down exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You know, I still personally believe that the Nets one.
I mean, think about it. Do you know anyone who
saw the Spurs win those two titles? It's very suspicious,
don't you think?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Very suspicious. You know, we'll never know, you never know
the truth things exactly. But you know it's not all
da for people out there, you know, worried about this
thunder Paces series, and you know, Spurs Nets Part three,
there are still ways to save this series coming up
and make it somewhat watchable. And Tony, you add some
great ideas. Why do you tell the people one of them.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You know, I think the Thunder Paces series can only
work if each team is allowed to bring back one
player from its team history. I think the Thunder should
bring back Russell Westbrook and the Paces should bring back
rona Test. But instead of playing against each other, they're
pitted against all the fans in the stands to see
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who can make it out of the arena alive. You know,
we could even rename the thunder Stadium the thunder Dome
and do it mad Max style where almost everyone dies.
Now that's a Thunder Paces series I would watch.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That is a series I would watch.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
And Tody on that note, I just saw something come
through hit that sound that we got breaking those in
all right? This just didn't from the ESPN website. You
know the Thunder used to be the Sonics. Well, former
Sonics player Sean Kemp has just pled guilty to assault
with a deadly weapon after shooting at two men.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
In a mall parking lot. Wow, Tony, your instant reaction.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Wow, this is just perfect timing, because what is the
NBA built on nowadays outside shooters exactly. Sean Kemp is
clearly also a perfect fit for the Sonic slash Thunder
to bring back. He's the kind of long range and
also point blank range shooter people want to see but
(04:56):
then also want to run from.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Well, that dope, but it's not terrific instance analysis that
Tony and Dank. Well, you know, Tony, you're not the
only one coming up with some very bold ideas to
fix this series. You know, you've heard from your sources
that Adam Silver himself is also considering some very bold ideas,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Absolutely My sources inside the league tell me that Adam
Silver is considering secretly replacing the Paces with the Lakers
and hoping nobody notices or even cares. Well, first off,
they both wear yellow jerseys, and their names already have
four of the same letters, so you could just SHOPI
(05:33):
in Lakers to look like Paces. So if you're watching
on your phone and it's all small, you're not even
gonna be able to tell. And also, most people haven't
watched any Paces games at all, so nobody's gonna know
who's on the team.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Anyways.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That is an interesting point that, Donny, but a little
too far fetched from Adam Silver. You know, you had
other ideas that I think were much more reasonable. Tell
the people that other one.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, of course, you know what I think is most
reasonable to help a thunder Paces series become watchable is
to just have Caitlin Clark join the Paces. She's already
on an Indiana basketball team, and since she's injured, you know,
she can't play in the WNBA anyway, so it would
be so historic to see the first woman win the
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NBA finals. That's, of course, if you're not counting Dennis Rodman.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, if you don't count Probman. But a great point that, Dony,
and thank you. All right, Well, you know what I'm
about to say next very controversial, I know, gonna make
out lines, you know, be around the internet whatever, But
I for one and many people, we're not exactly thrilled
with this Shay Gilligan Alexander winning MVP. You know, that's
seven years in a row now that a foreign born
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player has won MVP.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Terror.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You know, we gotta we gotta fix this foreign a problem, Tony,
and you had an idea on how to fix it.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Tell the people one word, tariffs.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You know, we need to start charging the team's extra
for signing foreign born players. You know, we need to
get back to American born players. You know, people out
there may say, well, what about Joe l Embiid, But
Joel Embiid is just further proof of what happens when
you and port foreign made products.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
They're all flimsy and they break easily.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You know, Joel Embiid, hum days anything on Team Move.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Take your pick, yeah, exactly. If Thunder may be happy now,
but check back in four years when this Shay Gilligan
is a shipwrecked exact anyway, let's say in the Western
Conference finals and just talk about what went wrong there
for the Timberwolves. You know, they had so much momentum
coming into the series. You know, as we all know,
they had so much length. And by that we're talking
about Anthony Edwards, of course, allegedly giant phoenix that they
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get bragging about. But Tony, it's very easy to see
where everything went wrong for him specifically, isn't it totally?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Anthony Edwards played so much better on the road than
he did at home, and there's one clear reason for
that shrinkage. You know, inside the cold weather climate of Minnesota,
his allegedly massive penis clearly shriveled up.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Meanwhile, he and it his giant penis both thrived in
the warmer climates of Los Angeles, Oakland and even Oklahoma City.
You know, if I'm Anthonny Edwards, I'm asking for a
trade to the warm climate of Miami that will almost
certainly extend his career and also his penis.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There's great points all around, Donny. And of course what
we bring this up.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
We got to talk.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
About the player who had the most allegedly massive penis
in the history of NBA possibly time.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Of course, I'm talking about Shaqui exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You know, he had success in Orlando, Los Angeles, Miami,
but what happened when he went to Cleveland, Boston, cold weather.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Shrinkage.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I mean, it was Shack's penis, so it was still
absolutely massive relative to any normal human, but still shrinkage
brought it down.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Exactly, shrinkage.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You know, on the subject of shrinkage, we have to
talk about the shrinking quality of the ESPN basketball broadcast.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
What a sege was exactly?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I say, people, your journalist students out, they see that's
how you do a segue. You take the one thing shrinkage,
which was formally about penis size, right, but I made
it about ESPN broadcast squad write that down exactly. So
that's that's how you make it, and that's how you
do So watching first take the other day, which I
never do, and of course I instantly regret it because
(09:37):
it was the after game two of the Thunderworld series.
All right, and this and this, the graphic comes across
the screen and it says, is this series over after
game two?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
How ridiculous is that?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Donny?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
You know, isn't ESPN supposed to be a sports news network.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
They don't even know how long this series is yep.
Everybody knows that it's a best of seven series, yep.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
So that means the series isn't over until a team
wins four games, then the series is over.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I can't believe I even have to explain it. I
can't believe you have to explain it either, Tony. Just blickball.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You know, another thing just we got to talk about
while with talking basketball, we got to talk about this
situation in the WNBA. You know, there's this outrage after
the league announced that it ended its probe into.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
The racial slurs hurled that Angel race.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You know, when a team, the Chicago Sky played in Indiana. Yeah, well,
the league came out and said, well, they couldn't find
the person who said the racial slurs. And it's Tony
very easy to see why this investigation went nowhere, is it.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, My sources tell me that the WNBA couldn't identify
the one person who is hurling those racial slurs at
Angel Reese because Indiana just has too many racists. You know,
it would take way too much time to interview all
of them. I mean you'd have to interview about fourteen,
three hundred and fifty seven racists just.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
In the arena alone.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's why the WNBA can't expand to Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I mean they'd have to interview the whole state. Great
point that, Doni and the.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Maes.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
That sound and you know what that means.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
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Speaker 2 (11:35):
This is my prediction for the NBA Finals, which unfortunately
is gonna be Thunder paces Game one, Thunder win, Game two,
Thunder win again.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Game three.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
ABC pre empts the Finals to show something that will
get better ratings, celebrity Wheel of Fortune, which will be
one in Alan Slide by Wayne Brady and Game four.
In order to recoup lost funds from the crappy finals,
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Speaker 3 (12:16):
Wow, just terrific analysis. That's sound again another lines.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
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Speaker 3 (14:48):
We get the takes and we got our ads and
then oh you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
What the heck is going on? He's not even in
the studio. Where are you? Where are you? Right now?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Here's where I am.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I'm doing my job exactly. Nobody cares where you are.
He's still learning. But seriously, where are you, comedian? Where
are you?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm in Florida?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Okay, what are you doing there? Dying like most people?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Hopefully I'm not a conference. I flew down here today
from Newark.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Oh, from Newark.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
See the people at Newark again, Tony failing to do
their jobs. Of all the planes they could have made disappear,
they failed to.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Make the only one that the one did. But unfortunately
he's here, Tony, what do you want anyway? Why are
you even talking?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Direct?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Well you said a kill on Neil was successful in
warm weather climates.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, bro, yeah, learn basketball?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Bro. Okay, well shock plate in Phoenix, which is a
warm weather climate, and he kind of sucked there. So
how do you explain that?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Well, I'm going to drop you in a warm weather
climate a volcano.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, you remind me of a Phoenix River of Phoenix dead.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Oh great one, Doty.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
And what you called the singer John Cougar Mellencamp.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, Bro, respect the legend.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
You stopped using Cougar thirty years ago. It just goes
by John Mellencamp. Now, time to update your references.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Oh yeah, well, uh, you're gonna need to update your
references on your resume after we fire you.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah, you know what, Cougar, I keep using your mom
Oh great one.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Do what what.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
You said? Hondai's are unreliable for made products that break easily.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Totally bro, buy American, Bro.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Hondays are literally the most dependable cars on the market today.
They wouldn't safety awards every single you.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Oh yeah, well I can't wait until you Handai.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, and I want to congratulate you on the award
you win every year, smallest Penis.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And you want to talk about award winners. Tony just
booked next week on the show super Bowl MVP winner,
Eagles legend Nick Foles, forget you like.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
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All leave all comments, full comments, but leave them all
the reels and everything exactly a Tony, great job as always,
same to you, poorly, another floorless show.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
There you go, see people next week. See your
All right, I'll get you coming to you live from Philly.
It's the number one rated Tolly and Tony Fools Go
show Yo as always, Paulie Fools go here with Tony
Fools Going and Tony a huge and very important show today.
You know, as you all know, if you're following the
(00:25):
NBA closely, which is almost always a total waste of time,
it is and you know this year has been no exception.
That's the truth is right now, there is straight up
fear running through the entire NBA as the entire sports
world looks at what could be a thunder Facers NBA
Finals horrible. You know, there's real fear out there that
the ratings will not just be bad for an NBA Finals,
(00:46):
but any telecast in the history of television, Isn't that right, Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, the experts is saying this is gonna be the
worst televised matchup, not since Spurs versus Nets, but since
Joni Loves Chachi.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Wow. Truly dire.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And that's why today we are doing a very special
report Fatal Finals, the thunder Paces disaster. Fatal Finals, the
thunder Paces Disaster. Now We're not just gonna bitch and
moan like all the others. You know, we're gonna give
you actual solutions, absolutely, as we always do to save
(01:21):
this terrible series. But before we get into that day,
remember you hit like you hit subscribe your comment and
your rate and review too on Apple Podcasts.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Right, don all of it, you know, because if you
don't do that, then the algorithm might force you to
watch much worse content like highlights of the Paces Thunder
NBA Finals, and you certainly don't want that.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Nobody wants that anyways, so go ahead and avoid that.
And anyway, on the subject of great content, let's get
right into our special report.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Fatal Finals, the Thunder Paces disaster.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, we begin our special report the concern about these
TV ratings. You know, as we said, there's a general
acceptance out there that this series is going to be
even more boring and unwatchable than both Spurs Nets Finals.
In fact, that Spurs Nets Finals Doning was so unwatchable
people don't even still know what happened in the series,
isn't that right?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, a lot of.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
People say the Spurs won, but since nobody actually watched
it and no one can actually verify it, there's a
faction of Nets truthers out there who claimed the New
Jersey Nets actually won. You know, we've attempted to go
back and watch the video, but the cameraman at the
game fell asleep, so there's no footage of anything from
(02:40):
that series.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, we tried to find it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And you know, in fact, people don't know this, but
the Nielsen ratings for that series were so low because
many TVs actually automatically turned themselves off and went into
sleep mode when on the TV they were actually just
showing Tim Duncan in the sleepy Spurs offense, but the
TV just thought nothing was happening, so you know, shut
down exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You know, I still personally believe that the Nets one.
I mean, think about it. Do you know anyone who
saw the Spurs win those two titles? It's very suspicious,
don't you think?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Very suspicious. You know, we'll never know, you never know
the truth things exactly. But you know it's not all
da for people out there, you know, worried about this
thunder Paces series, and you know, Spurs Nets Part three,
there are still ways to save this series coming up
and make it somewhat watchable. And Tony, you add some
great ideas. Why do you tell the people one of them.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You know, I think the Thunder Paces series can only
work if each team is allowed to bring back one
player from its team history. I think the Thunder should
bring back Russell Westbrook and the Paces should bring back
rona Test. But instead of playing against each other, they're
pitted against all the fans in the stands to see
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who can make it out of the arena alive. You know,
we could even rename the thunder Stadium the thunder Dome
and do it mad Max style where almost everyone dies.
Now that's a Thunder Paces series I would watch.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That is a series I would watch.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
And Tody on that note, I just saw something come
through hit that sound that we got breaking those in
all right? This just didn't from the ESPN website. You
know the Thunder used to be the Sonics. Well, former
Sonics player Sean Kemp has just pled guilty to assault
with a deadly weapon after shooting at two men.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
In a mall parking lot. Wow, Tony, your instant reaction.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Wow, this is just perfect timing, because what is the
NBA built on nowadays outside shooters exactly. Sean Kemp is
clearly also a perfect fit for the Sonic slash Thunder
to bring back. He's the kind of long range and
also point blank range shooter people want to see but
(04:56):
then also want to run from.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Well, that dope, but it's not terrific instance analysis that
Tony and Dank. Well, you know, Tony, you're not the
only one coming up with some very bold ideas to
fix this series. You know, you've heard from your sources
that Adam Silver himself is also considering some very bold ideas,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Absolutely My sources inside the league tell me that Adam
Silver is considering secretly replacing the Paces with the Lakers
and hoping nobody notices or even cares. Well, first off,
they both wear yellow jerseys, and their names already have
four of the same letters, so you could just SHOPI
(05:33):
in Lakers to look like Paces. So if you're watching
on your phone and it's all small, you're not even
gonna be able to tell. And also, most people haven't
watched any Paces games at all, so nobody's gonna know
who's on the team.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Anyways.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That is an interesting point that, Donny, but a little
too far fetched from Adam Silver. You know, you had
other ideas that I think were much more reasonable. Tell
the people that other one.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, of course, you know what I think is most
reasonable to help a thunder Paces series become watchable is
to just have Caitlin Clark join the Paces. She's already
on an Indiana basketball team, and since she's injured, you know,
she can't play in the WNBA anyway, so it would
be so historic to see the first woman win the
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NBA finals. That's, of course, if you're not counting Dennis Rodman.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, if you don't count Probman. But a great point that, Dony,
and thank you. All right, Well, you know what I'm
about to say next very controversial, I know, gonna make
out lines, you know, be around the internet whatever, But
I for one and many people, we're not exactly thrilled
with this Shay Gilligan Alexander winning MVP. You know, that's
seven years in a row now that a foreign born
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player has won MVP.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Terror.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You know, we gotta we gotta fix this foreign a problem, Tony,
and you had an idea on how to fix it.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Tell the people one word, tariffs.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You know, we need to start charging the team's extra
for signing foreign born players. You know, we need to
get back to American born players. You know, people out
there may say, well, what about Joe l Embiid, But
Joel Embiid is just further proof of what happens when
you and port foreign made products.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
They're all flimsy and they break easily.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You know, Joel Embiid, hum days anything on Team Move.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Take your pick, yeah, exactly. If Thunder may be happy now,
but check back in four years when this Shay Gilligan
is a shipwrecked exact anyway, let's say in the Western
Conference finals and just talk about what went wrong there
for the Timberwolves. You know, they had so much momentum
coming into the series. You know, as we all know,
they had so much length. And by that we're talking
about Anthony Edwards, of course, allegedly giant phoenix that they
(07:48):
get bragging about. But Tony, it's very easy to see
where everything went wrong for him specifically, isn't it totally?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Anthony Edwards played so much better on the road than
he did at home, and there's one clear reason for
that shrinkage. You know, inside the cold weather climate of Minnesota,
his allegedly massive penis clearly shriveled up.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Meanwhile, he and it his giant penis both thrived in
the warmer climates of Los Angeles, Oakland and even Oklahoma City.
You know, if I'm Anthonny Edwards, I'm asking for a
trade to the warm climate of Miami that will almost
certainly extend his career and also his penis.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There's great points all around, Donny. And of course what
we bring this up.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
We got to talk.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
About the player who had the most allegedly massive penis
in the history of NBA possibly time.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Of course, I'm talking about Shaqui exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You know, he had success in Orlando, Los Angeles, Miami,
but what happened when he went to Cleveland, Boston, cold weather.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Shrinkage.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I mean, it was Shack's penis, so it was still
absolutely massive relative to any normal human, but still shrinkage
brought it down.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Exactly, shrinkage.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You know, on the subject of shrinkage, we have to
talk about the shrinking quality of the ESPN basketball broadcast.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
What a sege was exactly?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I say, people, your journalist students out, they see that's
how you do a segue. You take the one thing shrinkage,
which was formally about penis size, right, but I made
it about ESPN broadcast squad write that down exactly. So
that's that's how you make it, and that's how you
do So watching first take the other day, which I
never do, and of course I instantly regret it because
(09:37):
it was the after game two of the Thunderworld series.
All right, and this and this, the graphic comes across
the screen and it says, is this series over after
game two?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
How ridiculous is that?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Donny?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
You know, isn't ESPN supposed to be a sports news network.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
They don't even know how long this series is yep.
Everybody knows that it's a best of seven series, yep.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
So that means the series isn't over until a team
wins four games, then the series is over.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I can't believe I even have to explain it. I
can't believe you have to explain it either, Tony. Just blickball.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You know, another thing just we got to talk about
while with talking basketball, we got to talk about this
situation in the WNBA. You know, there's this outrage after
the league announced that it ended its probe into.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
The racial slurs hurled that Angel race.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You know, when a team, the Chicago Sky played in Indiana. Yeah, well,
the league came out and said, well, they couldn't find
the person who said the racial slurs. And it's Tony
very easy to see why this investigation went nowhere, is it.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, My sources tell me that the WNBA couldn't identify
the one person who is hurling those racial slurs at
Angel Reese because Indiana just has too many racists. You know,
it would take way too much time to interview all
of them. I mean you'd have to interview about fourteen,
three hundred and fifty seven racists just.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
In the arena alone.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's why the WNBA can't expand to Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I mean they'd have to interview the whole state. Great
point that, Doni and the.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Maes.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
That sound and you know what that means.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It's time to get out your Fusco bet app because
Dony is about to make his NBA Finals prediction. Don'ty
take it away.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
This is my prediction for the NBA Finals, which unfortunately
is gonna be Thunder paces Game one, Thunder win, Game two,
Thunder win again.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Game three.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
ABC pre empts the Finals to show something that will
get better ratings, celebrity Wheel of Fortune, which will be
one in Alan Slide by Wayne Brady and Game four.
In order to recoup lost funds from the crappy finals,
ABC will show five straight hours of the My Pillow
(12:13):
Info Mershall.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Wow, just terrific analysis. That's sound again another lines.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's time for what of Dony's bonus bets? Don'ty give
him your bonus bet for the week.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Here's my bonus bet of the week in the thunder
Paces series. I'm taking the over one and a half
national anthems being sung by John Cougar Mellencamp. This series
has Mellencamp anthem written all over it, and if you
want to parlay, I'm taking Mellencamp to sing small Town
(12:52):
during halftime.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
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Speaker 1 (12:58):
No Fusco bet is now illegal in all fifty states
and may not be used anywhere in the entire Northern Hemisphere.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
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operating full scopet.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
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thirty seconds of winning, or will be automatically subject to forefeit.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Full skull bett.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
All right, well, now it's time for our favorite part
of the show. The ads when we make all our money.
So here we go. Let's line one up. You know
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(13:37):
jersey's in the wash? The answer is simple, Fresh Clean
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right now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, it's beneath my beautiful green football jersey. But let
me show you. This shirt is so fresh and so
clean and so soft that I'm even actually considering wearing
it on days when my beautiful green football jersey isn't
in the wash.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You know, I got mine on now, Tony and looking good,
very comfortable, very soft uff. But I gotta say, you know,
it kind of wish it had you know, a big
number five right here, and you know, maybe the team
logos right here right there.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
We'll have to bring it up with the Fresh and
we'll talk to them tomorrow.
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(14:39):
commercial now ten times riche thank you very much, and
all right, boy, you know what, Tony, let's just go
ahead wrap it right there.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
We get the takes and we got our ads and
then oh you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
What the heck is going on? He's not even in
the studio. Where are you? Where are you? Right now?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Here's where I am.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I'm doing my job exactly. Nobody cares where you are.
He's still learning. But seriously, where are you, comedian? Where
are you?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm in Florida?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Okay, what are you doing there? Dying like most people?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Hopefully I'm not a conference. I flew down here today
from Newark.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Oh, from Newark.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
See the people at Newark again, Tony failing to do
their jobs. Of all the planes they could have made disappear,
they failed to.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Make the only one that the one did. But unfortunately
he's here, Tony, what do you want anyway? Why are
you even talking?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Direct?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Well you said a kill on Neil was successful in
warm weather climates.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, bro, yeah, learn basketball?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Bro. Okay, well shock plate in Phoenix, which is a
warm weather climate, and he kind of sucked there. So
how do you explain that?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Well, I'm going to drop you in a warm weather
climate a volcano.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, you remind me of a Phoenix River of Phoenix dead.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Oh great one, Doty.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
And what you called the singer John Cougar Mellencamp.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, Bro, respect the legend.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
You stopped using Cougar thirty years ago. It just goes
by John Mellencamp. Now, time to update your references.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Oh yeah, well, uh, you're gonna need to update your
references on your resume after we fire you.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah, you know what, Cougar, I keep using your mom
Oh great one.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Do what what.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
You said? Hondai's are unreliable for made products that break easily.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Totally bro, buy American, Bro.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Hondays are literally the most dependable cars on the market today.
They wouldn't safety awards every single you.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Oh yeah, well I can't wait until you Handai.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, and I want to congratulate you on the award
you win every year, smallest Penis.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And you want to talk about award winners. Tony just
booked next week on the show super Bowl MVP winner,
Eagles legend Nick Foles, forget you like.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Your subscribe, your rate and review on Apple five stars.
All leave all comments, full comments, but leave them all
the reels and everything exactly a Tony, great job as always,
same to you, poorly, another floorless show.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
There you go, see people next week. See your
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