June 25, 2025 • 36 mins
Now that NFL season is here and the NBA Finals are over (...thankfully), Paulie and Tony replay the two 110% FLAWLESS episodes they did after the Super Bowl. Listen again. It's a victory for the Eagles and for your ears.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, all right, yo yo yo, coming to you
well on tape not live.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's the number one rated Paully and Tony Foolsco show,
Yo yo yo.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Another thing I gotta switch up usually I say as
always PAULI Foolsco with Tony Fusco, as you know, But
Tony's actually not here. What you're hearing is a recording
that I'm using of Tony. Isn't that right, recorded Tony?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, Tony's actually heading to the airport right now, and
I'm about to go meet him there for a much
deserve vacation, because we need a vacation after having to
sit through that NBA Finals, which admittedly I watched five
minutes off, but that was enough.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Couldn't handle it anymore, isn't that right, Tony? Yep?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Now that we're heading back into NFL season finally, we
thought this would be a good time for us to
finally look back at where we left off last season,
because if you so have and to forget because maybe
you were hit on the head by a metal bar
or something. The Eagles won the Super Bowl, So we're
(01:07):
gonna play at two episodes. First, the Instant Reaction we
did right after the game straight off the dome. And
then the second one we're gonna play for you, where
you playing the yup fall, hold on the yup. I'll
tell you when to do the yup, all right. Anyway,
The second episode we did later on in the week,
also straight off the dome, as we always don't. Okay,
(01:29):
you can hit the yup now, yep, all right, So
here we go. First episode, instant Reaction, play it all right, right,
coming to your life from the hull of the Super
Bowl Champions filling.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Up the Eagles. Guys, it's the Champions on sports Com
the number one Raylen Folly and Tony Fusco show.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
As always Polly Fools go here with Tony Fosco and Tony.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
The party is raging.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You can hear it in the streets, the screaming, the gunfire.
It's just terrific, the sounds of winning. And you know
you're out there watching this now, well, the.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Winning's gonna continue for you because you get to hear
our full breakdown of every angle of this game with
our usual totally one hundred percent objective analysis, all.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Fair, always objective, one hundred percent exactly because because we
are journalists people first, and that's why we're in here
right now doing the show and not for you. We
could be out there, trust us, you know, drinking, having
tons of free secs sets your curriculum exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But we are totally focused on delivering the show, are
we telling it?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
By the way, if you do notice something going on
under my desk, you know, don't worry. I am totally
focused and totally locked in. Hold on sech Can you
move a little to the left, you know, maybe put
your hair back a little.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Well, what was I saying again, don't worry about it, Tony.
It was something football, super Bowl, something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Anyway, look so much to get there right now, so
let's not waste any more time and get right in
to our Super Bowl reaction.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, Eagles are the Shempion's Tony.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And you know, my phone ever since the game ended
in the third quarter, you know, people just texting my
phone blowing up, Tony, up your stoat. Just you know,
people texting us saying, Yo, thank you for telling us
to bet on the Eagles all year. I'm now a billionaire.
That's what they're saying. And by the way, on the
subject on the subject of money, Tony, you know, people
are thanking us because earlier this week we offered to
(03:52):
bribe the refs six point four million dollars for an
Eagles victory. And well, first of all, we want to
tell you no money changed hands, right, We didn't have
to spend a single cent, well except for when the
rest called the penalty chiefs in the first quarter.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That did set us back two hundo.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
But otherwise, after that, exactly after that, that was all
Eagles talent you saw, and and Dony, you know, I
don't want to sound that grandocious here, you know, but
I gotta say I don't think I'm getting carried away
when I say this was the biggest win in all
of sports history, wasn't it, Dony?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Absolutely no other team has been so globally dominant ever.
We opened the season winning at Brazil and taken home
the coveted Brazilian National championship, and we ended the season
taking home the United States national championship. Yep, that's dominating
two whole continents when you think about it. We haven't
(04:47):
seen such multi continent dominance since the dinosaurs, you know,
when the earth was that one big piece of land,
what they call it, the the baneraera, Panera so this
is both historic and prehistoric.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Wow, just incredible historical and archaeological perspective that Dowdy and Dusty.
You know, it's just as epic a loss from that
No tallent hack Patrick Mahons just terrible for him. And oh, Dony,
you did power rankings, didn't you That show just how
bad it was for Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Tonight tell the paper.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, when you break it down, Patrick Mahomes was really
the sixth best quarterback in the game. Number one Jalen Hurts,
who was perfect in every way.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Number two Kenny Pickett made no mistakes, yep. Number three
Corson Wentz. You know the Chiefs really should have started
him insteady Number four Tom Brady were a really nice watch,
very big and yellow class Number five Peyton Manning was
very funny and very relatable in those commercials ye and
(05:56):
number six Patrick Mahomes. And by the way, now that
Aaron Rodgers as a free agent, you gotta wonder if
they cut Mahomes and go to Aaron Rodgers instead.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
In Kansas City, you just gotta won the Tony just
super Bowl level analysis from you there. And you know
who looks worse than Mahomes tonight, Nick Saban, you know,
because you know back in college at Bama he went
with Tour over Jalen.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, now, look, Jalen just won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Meanwhile, our sources tell us that Tour went to go
watch the game tonight and confused his TV for his microwave.
I wound up burning his entire house down. Just such
a sad turn of events, isn't it, Tony?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
So sad?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And you know the Chiefs weren't the only ones off
their game tonight, Dony, Yeah, the refs were really.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Off their game.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I mean, you know, I don't want to complain here,
but usually they would have called back at least three
or four of those Eagles touchdowns.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I mean, Tony, what do you think happened there?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
You know, the refs must have had Super Bowl jitters.
They totally abandoned their game plan early. I mean, I'm
not complaining, but their production was very low compared to
the rest of the season. They lacked their usual speed
in coming up with fraudulent pass interference calls and random
illegal formation penalties that make no sense. Usually watching the
(07:19):
NFL is like watching a Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight,
But tonight it was just unusually fair and balanced, and
you have to be concerned about that if you're Roger Goodell.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You know, the entire league office has to be concerned
right now, Donnie. And on that note, you know, in
the Commander's Eagles game a couple weeks back, we learned
that refs can actually give out points whenever they want.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Remember that wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Our sources tell us that tonight, late in the third quarter,
Roger Goodell furiously ordered the refs to give the Chiefs
two touchdowns, but there was significant pushback from the refs
who said that would just be too obvious. So then
tell us that Roger Goodell actually tried to pass emergency
(08:04):
legislation that would have changed the number of points awarded
for a touchdown from.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Seven to thirty one.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, but unfortunately for him, when he tried to call
the NFL Competition Committee office, they had all fallen asleep
watching the game, so nobody was there to answer the phone,
just went unanswer us. Just so lucky, yep. Yeah, well,
you know, and talk about lucky for us. We have
the best coach in the game, right, Nick Sirianni. Just
perfect coaching and head shaving, right, you know, he so
(08:35):
expertly shaved his head after the bye week and then
went basically undefeated since then.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well, yeah, what did we er after the game?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
This is having a huge ripple effect across the league,
isn't it, Tony.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
My sources tell me that right after the game, Andy
Reid ran into the locker room and immediately started shaving
his head, his chest, and both his balls, and ordered
his team to shave all their body in pubic hair too.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
My sources also tell me that there's so much down
pubic hair in the locker room showers that the pipes
are absolutely backed up and some are even bursting. Police
on the scene are calling it the worst plumbing disaster
in New Orleans since Katrina.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
We send our prayers to those affected once.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Again, absolutely, our prayers are with everybody affected. And you know,
on a sad note too, that's sad because you know,
I thought Travis Kelcey's hair looked especially full and lustrous tonight,
like he'd been using it a conditioner, maybe getting some
pointers from Taylor Swift's stylist or something.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
You know, he kind of looked like a young John Travolta,
you know, especially when he wore that brown leisure suit
into the stadium. But of course, now that hair is
down the drain, along with their Super Bowl hope. So
I guess while I'm happy about the Chiefs losing, I'm
sad about all that lustrous hair just senselessly gone.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Maybe they're all right. Well, maybe one bad thing happened tonight.
But oh there was one bright spot for the Chiefs,
wasn't there, Tony?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, I heard Taylor Swift is already writing more very
depressing music. In fact, my sources tell me she actually
stopped watching the game in the third quarter and locked
herself in a broom closet and started writing lyrics. So
while the Chiefs are no longer favorite to win a
Super Bowl in the next twenty years, they are early
(10:30):
favorites to take home the Grammy for Album of the
Years co producers on the next Taylor Swift album.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
So good for them.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, so maybe there's some hope for the Chiefs organization.
After rules they could take home at Tito. There you go,
all right? Oh, one order of business, we do need
to talk about Tony A little awkward here, bro. You know,
before the game, we did invite Nick Foles to come
on our next show. Right, yeah, but now he's no
longer the only Super Bowl winning quarterback in Eagles history. Now,
(11:04):
as you all know, you know, we've been inviting Nick
Foles on the show for quite a while now, and
he's not shown up for about the four hundred and
thirty two consecutive weeks.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Which is understandable. You know, he's a legend.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So he's a legend, and you know so that so
you know, maybe what we got to do just to
appease both sides here, Tony, is we invite Foles and
Jalen that's on together.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So there you go, Jalen, we know you're listening.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Say you're welcome on the show next week. And uh,
well that just about raps just a terrific show here, Tony.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
And uh hold on just the moment, Wait a minute,
do you do you not hear when I don't hear, Tony? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Usually when you say that, we hear the worst voice
in the whole world, but we don't hear it.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Right now? Is he back there?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Producer?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Jay?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
You back then? What are you doing? Where is he?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
I don't think he showed up, Tony. I don't think
so either. You know, he's probably in his field right now,
because I'm crying.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
He probably right now. Now, how the hell are we
even on the air. What's going on? Back? I don't know.
Maybe he set it up so we sit down and
then it went on. This is very confusing people, but
it's better. It's better, you know. Honestly, this is the
second big is win this night. This is your second
biggest win. This might be the greatest night in the
history of the show of my life, I think so.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Well.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Anyway, let's wrap it on that great note. Hey, congratulations
to all of us, especially.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
To me and you Tony for supporting this team and
all the bets we're playing past.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
We play so many bets on Fusco bet this you know,
this year and the Eagles, and we told you to
do it and now you're long billionaires because of it.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
All right, Well, hey, don't forget rate and review this
show on Apple Fodcasts five stars.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
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Speaker 1 (12:56):
You know. We throw some new unlicensed Eagles merchant super
Bowl merch store.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
In there, and a doning great job as always, same
to you, Paulli. Another flawless season.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
There you go, totally flawless world champions. All right, we'll
see it fainball.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That's all. See your.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
All right, that was the first episode. We'll be right
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from break. Now here's the episode we did a couple
of days after the super Bowl, just as flawless. Uh
you're not gonna hear from me again because actually I'm
late for the airport.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I gotta go, so uh roll that tape. Play it.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
All right, right right coming to you lie from Philly,
the whole of the world Champion Philadelphia Foot Show Yo,
as all as Polly Fools go here with Donty Fools
go with Donate Yo. Just a huge show today, you know,
(15:12):
just it's absolutely electric out there and Philly. You know,
we got the parade in just a few short hours.
And you know, I don't want to take anything away
from the team Tony, but really this whole celebration is
you know, really about us, thy Absolutely, we were warning you.
We said the Chiefs are total frauds, and we were
right all along.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Were if we don't yeah yeah, and we said it
when they won three out of those five Super Bowls
that they were total frauds. And now people are finally
seeing what we were saying all along. You know, this
is exactly why you got to watch the tape and
not rely on misleading numbers like Super Bowl wins. They
don't tell the whole story. Hopefully this is a lesson
(15:54):
for everyone out there exactly. Never trust what you'll see.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Never.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I mean when you're watching the show, of course, of
course that it's by the way, on that note, you
know our betting picks this year because we told you
to take the Eagles every week of billions, billions of seasons.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
But what has anyone out there done for us?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You know, you out there talking to you lazy ass,
You know, if you want to properly thank us for
what we've done for you, instead of sitting there like
some lump, you rate and review the show on the
podcast platforms, you hit like and subscribe and comment on
the YouTube, you follow us on TikTok and ig. And
when you're done us two yeah, you tell your friends,
(16:37):
and then when you're done with that, you go to
our merch store and you buy everything.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
It's also simple, you got it.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Literally, it's only like eleven or twelve simple things that
you have to remember.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
That's not hard at all.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, well we'll see Dody. You know, we're watching those
numbers carefully and we're watching you.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Anyway, on that note, all right, so much to get tho.
So let's get right into our top story. All right,
First out the game, obviously, Eagles Parade here in Philly,
the celebration underway, and you know, the Eagles of course
asked us to be on one of the floats, the
lead float going down the street. But unfortunately Tony and
(17:16):
I had that appointment with his physical therapists, so you know,
he can't move it without getting charged. The cancelation season,
he's gonna miss it. Also, I'm double booked though, Yeah,
I gotta see do a thing. Anyway, while I hate
to miss it, I was so glad to hear that.
You know, the Philadelphia school system wised up and canceled
classes Friday so just to the kids could go to
(17:39):
the parade. The people that complaining saying this is a
poor choice that reflects polly on our city. What the
hell are these people talking about, Dony, Are.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You kidding me? This is a great message for the kids. Yeah, sure,
you could sit in.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
A classroom and learn all that three plus four plus
five equals you know, whatever it equals, or which planet's
roll take around the Earth?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
You know, But when will you need to know that
in life?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Never?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
The parade, on the other hand, shows that if you
really want to be somebody, all you gotta do is
get really good at football, get recruited by a Division
one a school, do really good there, enter the draft,
find the right agent who makes you get drafted by
a good team, and then you just work out every
day until you can dead squad nine hundred pounds. That's
(18:28):
so much better and easier than wasting your time with
all this school nonsense.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah exactly, I mean school what a waste of time
when you think about it. You learn more if you're
a kid at.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
A Super Bowl parade course or you're doing some stupid
classroom right, Tody.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Absolutely, you learn history because the Eagles winning is the
greatest achievement in the history of time. And you know,
you learn math by having to count how many beers
your parents drink before they pass out from alcohol poisoning.
You know, you learn English from all the colorful language
being used by everyone, and you also learn anatomy from
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you know, the women flesh in their bulbs.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It's a great education if you ask me. Just great
societal analysis that Dony. And Well, now let's move to
the Chiefs. You know Patrick Mahomes just reeling after being
exposed as the no talent hack we always told you
he was, And well, our sources continue to tell us
that the team is now heavily considering cutting Mahomes and
replacing him with the now free agent Aaron Rodgers, who
(19:34):
has just let go by the Jets.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And well, Tony.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
The stats just show Rogers is the better choice by
a mile, don't they totally?
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I mean, just compare their performance all time in the
Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers crushes Mahomes in every statistical category.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Pull up that graphic.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Yep, look at this winning percentage, Mahomes a dismal sixty percent.
Aaron Rodgers are perfect one hundred percent. Wow passer rating
Mahomes eighty six point nine. Aaron Rodgers won eleven point
five Wow interceptions. Look at this, Mahomes in abysmal seven
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interceptions and Rodgers zero.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Absolute super Bowl perfection.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Just can't argue with any of those numbers, don't he
just terrific statistical analysis there. And oh well, speaking of
the whole story, you know, someone taking a lot of
flack after that Super Bowl loss is Chiefs died end
Travis Kelcey. Now, people they're saying Travis Kelcey quit on
his team because you know, he wasn't doing anything to
block the Eagles defense, just kind of standing around. But
(20:44):
these morons, they're missing the obvious, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Donty.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Absolutely, It's clear that after just one quarter of watching
Patrick Mahomes play like dorgshiit, Travis Kelcey knew that the
only chance the Chiefs had to win that game was
if Mahomes got injured and their backup QB.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Carson Wentz came in.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
So Kelsey did the smart thing and did as little
as possible to stop the Eagles pass rush in the
hopes that Mahomes would get his body so mangled and
broken that he would have no shot of returning to
the game. I mean, you know, nobody knew the Eagles
better than Carson Wentz, a former Eagle, and Travis Kelcey
knew that. If anything, the Chiefs fans, Oh Travis, a
(21:27):
huge thank you forgiving it is all by giving nothing
at all.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Such spot on analysis that Dony and well, now to
the other side of that story. The Travis Kelcey's girlfriend
or promotional partner, whatever.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
You want to call it.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
That Taylor Swift. She was booed when she appeared on
the Jumbo trock at the Super Bowl. And now people
are saying, well, this is so insulting to women. It's
because of a chauvinism, men hating on women, wanting them
to get as far away from football as possible, not
having any place, you know, go back to the other
places in the house if you catch my drift. But Donnie,
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you know we are the ones as men who are
insulted arcly.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yeah, I have no problem admitting that when I saw
Taylor Swift, I booed as loudly as I could. I
didn't boot Taylor Swift because she ruined the NFL. I
bowed her because of her mediocre last album, your Tortured
Poets Department. There were no hit songs. Look at nineteen
eighty nine reputation even speak now those albums are chalk
(22:32):
full of upbeat, radio friendly singles, But Tortured Poets is
all like slow boring and depression album tracks. You know,
who's afraid of little old me? More like I'm afraid
of listening to that crappy song again. Personally, I'm offended
as a man that people think I was boeing her
over football.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Shame on you, women, Yeah, shame on you.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah. And you know, I say that knowing our audience
is actually ninety nine point ninety percent men. But for
that other, you know, one percent or whatever it is,
you know, shame on you. Shame on you, one person,
one woman. Anyway, right, talking about that jumping the conclusions, Tony,
you know, you see that absolutely bizarre press conference from
Dak Prescott this week, but he said the Cowboys are
(23:19):
quote very close to the Eagles, despite the glaringly obvious
fact that the Eagles just won the Super Bowl while
the Cowboys were, you know, sitting in a dumpster somewhere
in Tony. You know, we'd usually take this opportunity to
crack a joke at Dak's expensive. You know, this is
so troubling and off putting that we just can't bring
(23:40):
ourselves to do.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
That, cameo.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
No, you know, it's very clear that Dak is in
a serious mental decline right now. You know, I would
say that Dak is suffering from dementia, but that's not
entirely medically accurate. You know, what Dak has is actually
far worse. We need to call it dak menshia. You know,
Komenshia is a very serious mental disorder where your brain
(24:03):
becomes so scrambled you forget what team you're on, or
who your team's owner is, or how many playoff wins
you have, or what round you were drafted in because
you're a mediocre talent. I mean, you know it's bad
when Jerry Jones has a better mental capacity than you do.
I just really hope Dak gets the help he needs.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Just such a beautifully sobering message that DONI and well
to someone who has no problem with his mental capacity.
Of course, I'm talking about ESPN's Carl Ravitt.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, you see this.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
The other day he was commenting an SEC basketball game
between Bama and Texas, and he took the opportunity to
use a stat to point out that there are no
dominant teams in the SEC right now here.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Play that clip two way, so.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Think about it.
Speaker 6 (24:55):
We know how dominant they were at the non conference
season the SEC, they were one hundred and eighty five
and twenty three. Since January fourth into Tuesday, the SEC
teams are eighty two and eighty two. It's not as
if one team of two teams or three, they're eighty
(25:16):
two and eighty two. Like there's been no ability to
pull away. There's no dominant group of teams.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
You know, Donny, people were saying this stat was misleading
and made no sense. I thought it was really interesting
and eye opening, didn't you.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah, you know, I noticed this in the Big Ten
two when I crunched all the numbers, I found that
when teams in the Big Ten faced each other over
the past five years, they have a combined record of
three fifty six and three fifty six, just the mediocre
five hundred record.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Just no dominant team. Yeah, there just no dominant teams.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I noticed this though, when I was looking up at
NFL stats.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I looked up the entire history of the AFC, and
get this, When any of the teams in the AFC
play each other, they have a combined record of eight thousand,
seven hundred and thirty three and eight thousand, seven hundred
and thirty three. Can you believe how that works out
was completely mediocre, five hundred record, no dominant, no dominant teams.
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There you go, all right, Well on the subject the
dominant teams. You got to get in a word here
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Speaker 2 (26:42):
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You know, Like, let's say if you forgot Valentine's Day
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Speaker 5 (26:58):
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we will personally send a message to your wife, for
girlfriend or your mom if you like, our producer and
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(27:18):
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to do.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
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Speaker 1 (27:59):
And also, it's not like we have a producer. There's
any help back there. Yeah, he told us he wants
a cut of.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Everything we do.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I was like, yeah, I'll give you a cut around
your neck, yeah exactly, And you gout you're asking.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
Me to do extra work. It's only fair.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
No, you want to talk fair, I'll give you a
fair to a cab ride to drive yourself off a cliff.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Get at it, shut up. Stop.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Besides, we got something very important to do. It very
you know, very kind of what I call it solemn,
don't you write? You know, you know, in honor of
the Eagles winning, we needed to do right now, a
very special tribute to the man who we always believed
in from day was Nick Siriotti. You know, he gave
that epic opening press conference a few years ago, and
(28:46):
we said when we heard it, we were like, this
man is a football genius.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
We're in greater now.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
These idiots out there they called that press conference quote
embarrassing and quote deeply troubling.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
These people don't know, quote.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
A fucking show of epic proportions. I'm just reading what
was in you know, the New York Times right now.
I remember, but we were the ones who said, no,
you're the show exact right. You just don't understand genius
when you see eight people. So right now I hope
you're listening. Put all those people are listening right now.
We're gonna go back through some of those moments of wisdom,
those great moments of wisdom he gave us in that
(29:21):
opening PRESSA and we're just gonna show you how he
laid out the whole championship road right there.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
So let's go ahead.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
We're gonna start with this first clip by he's talking
about how he built systems and all that itch is
so smart.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Here producer play clip twelve. A.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Yeah, next thing that's very important to me is that
we build a smart football team. That we have a
smart football team here, and I know we have the
people in place to do that. The first part of that,
the first part of being smart is knowing what to do.
We're gonna we're gonna know, we're gonna have systems in
place that are easier to learn, all right, complicated to
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the defense or offense that they're going against, or the
special teams group they're going against, but easy for us
to learn. Because when we can put that, because we
when we can learn our system and we can get
good at our system, then our talent can take over.
Less thinking equals talent takeover. But we need to have
systems in place, and we will have systems in place
to do so.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
See, there you go, babe, I mean genius. I mean
what a great quote there. Less thinking equals talent takeover.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I think of what do you need to know that
the more you think, the less you're allowing your talent
to come in and take over.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
They can only gets into I mean, you know, look,
this is what I always tell people. You sit around
and think, like you know, for this show, what do
we do we sit around them?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
No, we don't prepare exactly, come on go and you
can't think. You just let it go. All these other
sports talk shows are having these prep meetings and what No,
you just go.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
That's why they just go exactly what do you and
what is it? What do you want to football team?
You want to have a dumb of course, you want
to have a smart football day?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Simple equal smart.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
All right, now let's go to the next clip. And now,
I know we play this clip all the time. You
probably know it by heart. But yeah, it's just there's
so much just brilliance backed into it that you really
got to listen to it twenty four to twenty five
times before you really appreciate what this man was saying. Uh,
he is talking about the importance of competition and meeting
guy there, let's just play that clip thirteen B hit it.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
I think the other thing that's important to me is
that we compete every single day. We compete every single day,
just like it's important. Just like it's important to practice
a play to get good at that place so you
can run it in a game. It's important to practice
competing in the meeting room. It's important that we meet
or compete in the on the field and also off
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the field. We're constantly going to be competing with each other.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
See there you go, Babell, he's laying it all out again,
jumps again. You got you want to win, You got
to meet and compete, and that's what you gotta go see.
If you don't meet, well, then how can you know
to compete?
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Going to go into a game and compete if before
you didn't meet.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
It's not many teams have we seen who get on
the field and they don't know to compete, right, because
why that Happenstly they didn't meet. If you don't meet,
then how can you know you're not prepared?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
That's exactlyy aspect. Okay, all right, let's do this next
one here.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
All right, he's talking about his play calling experience, you know,
and she had a lot of coming from the Colts
and all that his readiness to take on the team.
All right, let's just hear it, twenty five Z go ahead.
Speaker 8 (32:38):
When you call plays, all right? In the NFL, it's
a collaboration. It's a collaboration of everybody, and the hard
work and the hard work goes into that game of
how you call plays Monday through Saturday. It's truly Monday
through Saturday with being in those meetings together, everybody being
in the meetings together and thinking about the plays first,
(33:00):
and then taking that game plan and spelling it out
to the quarterback and seeing what they like, and then
when you get to the later in the week saying okay,
what's our first time?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Sorry, we just got to cut everything was truly great.
What he was saying, I just got to keep an
eye on the time because we're up against it a doty.
But you could see what he was saying that, don'ty.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I mean see what he understood is a lot of
these coaches think, well, you just show up Sunday and
Sundays on Sunday exactly. No, No, you've got to start
on Monday and go to Saturday all the way through.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Saddy wonder why we're world champions? You look no further.
He spelled it all out. I would just applaud him,
just the true genius.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Thank you, yik, Sirianni And uh, well, you know we
also do have to applaud ourselves, don'ty I mean.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
You know, look, you're back at the season. We really did.
I bought for the team, you know. I mean it's
really you know, eighty percent ninety percent us when you
break it down. But so, you know, thank you to us.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Thanks, and I don't forget, you know, thank you to
our sponsor. It also happens to be to be us. Cameo, Yeah,
you kid in me. If it's somebody you don't have
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Speaker 2 (34:10):
Don't worry. He will not be unless you do pay
an extra twenty dollars and then he will do it.
Then what do you want?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
Corrections?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
What you said?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Aaron Rodgers has better stats in the Super Bowl than
Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Look it up, bro, Yeah, his averages are way better.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
Bro. Look, you're just skewing stats. You wouldn't go with averages,
you would go with totals.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Oh, yeah, well you're a total douchebag. Yeah you want
to see something below average, look down your pants. That's
a great one. Yeah. Oh, he's still talking.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
What you're saying. Karl Ravich made a good point when
he said every basketball team in the SEC has a
five hundred record in conference play.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah, no dominant teams. Yeah, just a bunch of mediocrity, bro. Pathetic.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
No, don't you see that when teams play each other
in the same conference, one team wins, another loses. So
therefore all teams combined would always have a five hundred record.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Oh yeah, well you're an expert on playing with yourself.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Yeah, and after the show, I'm gonna combine my foot
and your balls.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Can't wait for that? Well, he's still going that.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
What you said Taylor Swift's last album, you didn't have
any hits.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
On it, goose egg bro not radio friendly, Bro, I
just looked it up on Billboard.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
I can do it with a broken heart when Top
three and Fortnite went to number one, So you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh yeah, well after the show, you're going to have
a broken heart after I stab you with my knife.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, you know what's gonna go number two? You when
I punch you and you yourself great one, doty oh
and get this just booked. We finally made it happen, Doughty.
They both agreed next.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Week on the show two Super Bowl MVPs Eagles Legends
Nick Foles and Jalen Hurts Bo He'll.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Be it's just gonna be so big.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Don't forget all the eleven things we told you to
do at the front of the show. You're gonna you
can go back and watch, listen, watch, You're gonna rate
and review.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
You're gonna go to the shop. You're gonna I can't
even remember this so much, but you know you exactly exactly.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
It's your job. But talking about job, great job, as always.
Donate same to you, Pauie. Another floorless show.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Here you go. We'll see your people next week.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
See your
All right, all right, yo yo yo, coming to you
well on tape not live.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's the number one rated Paully and Tony Foolsco show,
Yo yo yo.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Another thing I gotta switch up usually I say as
always PAULI Foolsco with Tony Fusco, as you know, But
Tony's actually not here. What you're hearing is a recording
that I'm using of Tony. Isn't that right, recorded Tony?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, Tony's actually heading to the airport right now, and
I'm about to go meet him there for a much
deserve vacation, because we need a vacation after having to
sit through that NBA Finals, which admittedly I watched five
minutes off, but that was enough.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Couldn't handle it anymore, isn't that right, Tony? Yep?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Now that we're heading back into NFL season finally, we
thought this would be a good time for us to
finally look back at where we left off last season,
because if you so have and to forget because maybe
you were hit on the head by a metal bar
or something. The Eagles won the Super Bowl, So we're
(01:07):
gonna play at two episodes. First, the Instant Reaction we
did right after the game straight off the dome. And
then the second one we're gonna play for you, where
you playing the yup fall, hold on the yup. I'll
tell you when to do the yup, all right. Anyway,
The second episode we did later on in the week,
also straight off the dome, as we always don't. Okay,
(01:29):
you can hit the yup now, yep, all right, So
here we go. First episode, instant Reaction, play it all right, right,
coming to your life from the hull of the Super
Bowl Champions filling.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Up the Eagles. Guys, it's the Champions on sports Com
the number one Raylen Folly and Tony Fusco show.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
As always Polly Fools go here with Tony Fosco and Tony.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
The party is raging.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You can hear it in the streets, the screaming, the gunfire.
It's just terrific, the sounds of winning. And you know
you're out there watching this now, well, the.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Winning's gonna continue for you because you get to hear
our full breakdown of every angle of this game with
our usual totally one hundred percent objective analysis, all.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Fair, always objective, one hundred percent exactly because because we
are journalists people first, and that's why we're in here
right now doing the show and not for you. We
could be out there, trust us, you know, drinking, having
tons of free secs sets your curriculum exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But we are totally focused on delivering the show, are
we telling it?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
By the way, if you do notice something going on
under my desk, you know, don't worry. I am totally
focused and totally locked in. Hold on sech Can you
move a little to the left, you know, maybe put
your hair back a little.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Well, what was I saying again, don't worry about it, Tony.
It was something football, super Bowl, something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Anyway, look so much to get there right now, so
let's not waste any more time and get right in
to our Super Bowl reaction.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, Eagles are the Shempion's Tony.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And you know, my phone ever since the game ended
in the third quarter, you know, people just texting my
phone blowing up, Tony, up your stoat. Just you know,
people texting us saying, Yo, thank you for telling us
to bet on the Eagles all year. I'm now a billionaire.
That's what they're saying. And by the way, on the
subject on the subject of money, Tony, you know, people
are thanking us because earlier this week we offered to
(03:52):
bribe the refs six point four million dollars for an
Eagles victory. And well, first of all, we want to
tell you no money changed hands, right, We didn't have
to spend a single cent, well except for when the
rest called the penalty chiefs in the first quarter.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That did set us back two hundo.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
But otherwise, after that, exactly after that, that was all
Eagles talent you saw, and and Dony, you know, I
don't want to sound that grandocious here, you know, but
I gotta say I don't think I'm getting carried away
when I say this was the biggest win in all
of sports history, wasn't it, Dony?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Absolutely no other team has been so globally dominant ever.
We opened the season winning at Brazil and taken home
the coveted Brazilian National championship, and we ended the season
taking home the United States national championship. Yep, that's dominating
two whole continents when you think about it. We haven't
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seen such multi continent dominance since the dinosaurs, you know,
when the earth was that one big piece of land,
what they call it, the the baneraera, Panera so this
is both historic and prehistoric.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Wow, just incredible historical and archaeological perspective that Dowdy and Dusty.
You know, it's just as epic a loss from that
No tallent hack Patrick Mahons just terrible for him. And oh, Dony,
you did power rankings, didn't you That show just how
bad it was for Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Tonight tell the paper.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, when you break it down, Patrick Mahomes was really
the sixth best quarterback in the game. Number one Jalen Hurts,
who was perfect in every way.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Number two Kenny Pickett made no mistakes, yep. Number three
Corson Wentz. You know the Chiefs really should have started
him insteady Number four Tom Brady were a really nice watch,
very big and yellow class Number five Peyton Manning was
very funny and very relatable in those commercials ye and
(05:56):
number six Patrick Mahomes. And by the way, now that
Aaron Rodgers as a free agent, you gotta wonder if
they cut Mahomes and go to Aaron Rodgers instead.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
In Kansas City, you just gotta won the Tony just
super Bowl level analysis from you there. And you know
who looks worse than Mahomes tonight, Nick Saban, you know,
because you know back in college at Bama he went
with Tour over Jalen.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, now, look, Jalen just won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Meanwhile, our sources tell us that Tour went to go
watch the game tonight and confused his TV for his microwave.
I wound up burning his entire house down. Just such
a sad turn of events, isn't it, Tony?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
So sad?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And you know the Chiefs weren't the only ones off
their game tonight, Dony, Yeah, the refs were really.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Off their game.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I mean, you know, I don't want to complain here,
but usually they would have called back at least three
or four of those Eagles touchdowns.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I mean, Tony, what do you think happened there?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
You know, the refs must have had Super Bowl jitters.
They totally abandoned their game plan early. I mean, I'm
not complaining, but their production was very low compared to
the rest of the season. They lacked their usual speed
in coming up with fraudulent pass interference calls and random
illegal formation penalties that make no sense. Usually watching the
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NFL is like watching a Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight,
But tonight it was just unusually fair and balanced, and
you have to be concerned about that if you're Roger Goodell.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You know, the entire league office has to be concerned
right now, Donnie. And on that note, you know, in
the Commander's Eagles game a couple weeks back, we learned
that refs can actually give out points whenever they want.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Remember that wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Our sources tell us that tonight, late in the third quarter,
Roger Goodell furiously ordered the refs to give the Chiefs
two touchdowns, but there was significant pushback from the refs
who said that would just be too obvious. So then
tell us that Roger Goodell actually tried to pass emergency
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legislation that would have changed the number of points awarded
for a touchdown from.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Seven to thirty one.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, but unfortunately for him, when he tried to call
the NFL Competition Committee office, they had all fallen asleep
watching the game, so nobody was there to answer the phone,
just went unanswer us. Just so lucky, yep. Yeah, well,
you know, and talk about lucky for us. We have
the best coach in the game, right, Nick Sirianni. Just
perfect coaching and head shaving, right, you know, he so
(08:35):
expertly shaved his head after the bye week and then
went basically undefeated since then.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well, yeah, what did we er after the game?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
This is having a huge ripple effect across the league,
isn't it, Tony.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
My sources tell me that right after the game, Andy
Reid ran into the locker room and immediately started shaving
his head, his chest, and both his balls, and ordered
his team to shave all their body in pubic hair too.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
My sources also tell me that there's so much down
pubic hair in the locker room showers that the pipes
are absolutely backed up and some are even bursting. Police
on the scene are calling it the worst plumbing disaster
in New Orleans since Katrina.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
We send our prayers to those affected once.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Again, absolutely, our prayers are with everybody affected. And you know,
on a sad note too, that's sad because you know,
I thought Travis Kelcey's hair looked especially full and lustrous tonight,
like he'd been using it a conditioner, maybe getting some
pointers from Taylor Swift's stylist or something.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
You know, he kind of looked like a young John Travolta,
you know, especially when he wore that brown leisure suit
into the stadium. But of course, now that hair is
down the drain, along with their Super Bowl hope. So
I guess while I'm happy about the Chiefs losing, I'm
sad about all that lustrous hair just senselessly gone.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Maybe they're all right. Well, maybe one bad thing happened tonight.
But oh there was one bright spot for the Chiefs,
wasn't there, Tony?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, I heard Taylor Swift is already writing more very
depressing music. In fact, my sources tell me she actually
stopped watching the game in the third quarter and locked
herself in a broom closet and started writing lyrics. So
while the Chiefs are no longer favorite to win a
Super Bowl in the next twenty years, they are early
(10:30):
favorites to take home the Grammy for Album of the
Years co producers on the next Taylor Swift album.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
So good for them.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, so maybe there's some hope for the Chiefs organization.
After rules they could take home at Tito. There you go,
all right? Oh, one order of business, we do need
to talk about Tony A little awkward here, bro. You know,
before the game, we did invite Nick Foles to come
on our next show. Right, yeah, but now he's no
longer the only Super Bowl winning quarterback in Eagles history. Now,
(11:04):
as you all know, you know, we've been inviting Nick
Foles on the show for quite a while now, and
he's not shown up for about the four hundred and
thirty two consecutive weeks.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Which is understandable. You know, he's a legend.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So he's a legend, and you know so that so
you know, maybe what we got to do just to
appease both sides here, Tony, is we invite Foles and
Jalen that's on together.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So there you go, Jalen, we know you're listening.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Say you're welcome on the show next week. And uh,
well that just about raps just a terrific show here, Tony.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
And uh hold on just the moment, Wait a minute,
do you do you not hear when I don't hear, Tony? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Usually when you say that, we hear the worst voice
in the whole world, but we don't hear it.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Right now? Is he back there?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Producer?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Jay?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
You back then? What are you doing? Where is he?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
I don't think he showed up, Tony. I don't think
so either. You know, he's probably in his field right now,
because I'm crying.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
He probably right now. Now, how the hell are we
even on the air. What's going on? Back? I don't know.
Maybe he set it up so we sit down and
then it went on. This is very confusing people, but
it's better. It's better, you know. Honestly, this is the
second big is win this night. This is your second
biggest win. This might be the greatest night in the
history of the show of my life, I think so.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Well.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Anyway, let's wrap it on that great note. Hey, congratulations
to all of us, especially.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
To me and you Tony for supporting this team and
all the bets we're playing past.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
We play so many bets on Fusco bet this you know,
this year and the Eagles, and we told you to
do it and now you're long billionaires because of it.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
All right, Well, hey, don't forget rate and review this
show on Apple Fodcasts five stars.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Go buy some merch in the merch store.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You know. We throw some new unlicensed Eagles merchant super
Bowl merch store.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
In there, and a doning great job as always, same
to you, Paulli. Another flawless season.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
There you go, totally flawless world champions. All right, we'll
see it fainball.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That's all. See your.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
All right, that was the first episode. We'll be right
back after this quick break. You know, obviously the best
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You know, I got mine on now, downy, looking good,
very comfortable, soft, But I gotta say, you know it
kank of wish it had you know, a big number
five right here, and you know, maybe the team logos
right here run right there.
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(14:35):
from break. Now here's the episode we did a couple
of days after the super Bowl, just as flawless. Uh
you're not gonna hear from me again because actually I'm
late for the airport.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I gotta go, so uh roll that tape. Play it.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
All right, right right coming to you lie from Philly,
the whole of the world Champion Philadelphia Foot Show Yo,
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(15:12):
just it's absolutely electric out there and Philly. You know,
we got the parade in just a few short hours.
And you know, I don't want to take anything away
from the team Tony, but really this whole celebration is
you know, really about us, thy Absolutely, we were warning you.
We said the Chiefs are total frauds, and we were
right all along.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Were if we don't yeah yeah, and we said it
when they won three out of those five Super Bowls
that they were total frauds. And now people are finally
seeing what we were saying all along. You know, this
is exactly why you got to watch the tape and
not rely on misleading numbers like Super Bowl wins. They
don't tell the whole story. Hopefully this is a lesson
(15:54):
for everyone out there exactly. Never trust what you'll see.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Never.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I mean when you're watching the show, of course, of
course that it's by the way, on that note, you
know our betting picks this year because we told you
to take the Eagles every week of billions, billions of seasons.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
But what has anyone out there done for us?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You know, you out there talking to you lazy ass,
You know, if you want to properly thank us for
what we've done for you, instead of sitting there like
some lump, you rate and review the show on the
podcast platforms, you hit like and subscribe and comment on
the YouTube, you follow us on TikTok and ig. And
when you're done us two yeah, you tell your friends,
(16:37):
and then when you're done with that, you go to
our merch store and you buy everything.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
It's also simple, you got it.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Literally, it's only like eleven or twelve simple things that
you have to remember.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
That's not hard at all.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, well we'll see Dody. You know, we're watching those
numbers carefully and we're watching you.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Anyway, on that note, all right, so much to get tho.
So let's get right into our top story. All right,
First out the game, obviously, Eagles Parade here in Philly,
the celebration underway, and you know, the Eagles of course
asked us to be on one of the floats, the
lead float going down the street. But unfortunately Tony and
(17:16):
I had that appointment with his physical therapists, so you know,
he can't move it without getting charged. The cancelation season,
he's gonna miss it. Also, I'm double booked though, Yeah,
I gotta see do a thing. Anyway, while I hate
to miss it, I was so glad to hear that.
You know, the Philadelphia school system wised up and canceled
classes Friday so just to the kids could go to
(17:39):
the parade. The people that complaining saying this is a
poor choice that reflects polly on our city. What the
hell are these people talking about, Dony, Are.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You kidding me? This is a great message for the kids. Yeah, sure,
you could sit in.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
A classroom and learn all that three plus four plus
five equals you know, whatever it equals, or which planet's
roll take around the Earth?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
You know, But when will you need to know that
in life?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Never?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
The parade, on the other hand, shows that if you
really want to be somebody, all you gotta do is
get really good at football, get recruited by a Division
one a school, do really good there, enter the draft,
find the right agent who makes you get drafted by
a good team, and then you just work out every
day until you can dead squad nine hundred pounds. That's
(18:28):
so much better and easier than wasting your time with
all this school nonsense.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah exactly, I mean school what a waste of time
when you think about it. You learn more if you're
a kid at.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
A Super Bowl parade course or you're doing some stupid
classroom right, Tody.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Absolutely, you learn history because the Eagles winning is the
greatest achievement in the history of time. And you know,
you learn math by having to count how many beers
your parents drink before they pass out from alcohol poisoning.
You know, you learn English from all the colorful language
being used by everyone, and you also learn anatomy from
(19:08):
you know, the women flesh in their bulbs.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It's a great education if you ask me. Just great
societal analysis that Dony. And Well, now let's move to
the Chiefs. You know Patrick Mahomes just reeling after being
exposed as the no talent hack we always told you
he was, And well, our sources continue to tell us
that the team is now heavily considering cutting Mahomes and
replacing him with the now free agent Aaron Rodgers, who
(19:34):
has just let go by the Jets.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And well, Tony.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
The stats just show Rogers is the better choice by
a mile, don't they totally?
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I mean, just compare their performance all time in the
Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers crushes Mahomes in every statistical category.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Pull up that graphic.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Yep, look at this winning percentage, Mahomes a dismal sixty percent.
Aaron Rodgers are perfect one hundred percent. Wow passer rating
Mahomes eighty six point nine. Aaron Rodgers won eleven point
five Wow interceptions. Look at this, Mahomes in abysmal seven
(20:15):
interceptions and Rodgers zero.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Absolute super Bowl perfection.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Just can't argue with any of those numbers, don't he
just terrific statistical analysis there. And oh well, speaking of
the whole story, you know, someone taking a lot of
flack after that Super Bowl loss is Chiefs died end
Travis Kelcey. Now, people they're saying Travis Kelcey quit on
his team because you know, he wasn't doing anything to
block the Eagles defense, just kind of standing around. But
(20:44):
these morons, they're missing the obvious, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Donty.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Absolutely, It's clear that after just one quarter of watching
Patrick Mahomes play like dorgshiit, Travis Kelcey knew that the
only chance the Chiefs had to win that game was
if Mahomes got injured and their backup QB.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Carson Wentz came in.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
So Kelsey did the smart thing and did as little
as possible to stop the Eagles pass rush in the
hopes that Mahomes would get his body so mangled and
broken that he would have no shot of returning to
the game. I mean, you know, nobody knew the Eagles
better than Carson Wentz, a former Eagle, and Travis Kelcey
knew that. If anything, the Chiefs fans, Oh Travis, a
(21:27):
huge thank you forgiving it is all by giving nothing
at all.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Such spot on analysis that Dony and well, now to
the other side of that story. The Travis Kelcey's girlfriend
or promotional partner, whatever.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
You want to call it.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
That Taylor Swift. She was booed when she appeared on
the Jumbo trock at the Super Bowl. And now people
are saying, well, this is so insulting to women. It's
because of a chauvinism, men hating on women, wanting them
to get as far away from football as possible, not
having any place, you know, go back to the other
places in the house if you catch my drift. But Donnie,
(22:04):
you know we are the ones as men who are
insulted arcly.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yeah, I have no problem admitting that when I saw
Taylor Swift, I booed as loudly as I could. I
didn't boot Taylor Swift because she ruined the NFL. I
bowed her because of her mediocre last album, your Tortured
Poets Department. There were no hit songs. Look at nineteen
eighty nine reputation even speak now those albums are chalk
(22:32):
full of upbeat, radio friendly singles, But Tortured Poets is
all like slow boring and depression album tracks. You know,
who's afraid of little old me? More like I'm afraid
of listening to that crappy song again. Personally, I'm offended
as a man that people think I was boeing her
over football.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Shame on you, women, Yeah, shame on you.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah. And you know, I say that knowing our audience
is actually ninety nine point ninety percent men. But for
that other, you know, one percent or whatever it is,
you know, shame on you. Shame on you, one person,
one woman. Anyway, right, talking about that jumping the conclusions, Tony,
you know, you see that absolutely bizarre press conference from
Dak Prescott this week, but he said the Cowboys are
(23:19):
quote very close to the Eagles, despite the glaringly obvious
fact that the Eagles just won the Super Bowl while
the Cowboys were, you know, sitting in a dumpster somewhere
in Tony. You know, we'd usually take this opportunity to
crack a joke at Dak's expensive. You know, this is
so troubling and off putting that we just can't bring
(23:40):
ourselves to do.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
That, cameo.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
No, you know, it's very clear that Dak is in
a serious mental decline right now. You know, I would
say that Dak is suffering from dementia, but that's not
entirely medically accurate. You know, what Dak has is actually
far worse. We need to call it dak menshia. You know,
Komenshia is a very serious mental disorder where your brain
(24:03):
becomes so scrambled you forget what team you're on, or
who your team's owner is, or how many playoff wins
you have, or what round you were drafted in because
you're a mediocre talent. I mean, you know it's bad
when Jerry Jones has a better mental capacity than you do.
I just really hope Dak gets the help he needs.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Just such a beautifully sobering message that DONI and well
to someone who has no problem with his mental capacity.
Of course, I'm talking about ESPN's Carl Ravitt.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, you see this.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
The other day he was commenting an SEC basketball game
between Bama and Texas, and he took the opportunity to
use a stat to point out that there are no
dominant teams in the SEC right now here.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Play that clip two way, so.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Think about it.
Speaker 6 (24:55):
We know how dominant they were at the non conference
season the SEC, they were one hundred and eighty five
and twenty three. Since January fourth into Tuesday, the SEC
teams are eighty two and eighty two. It's not as
if one team of two teams or three, they're eighty
(25:16):
two and eighty two. Like there's been no ability to
pull away. There's no dominant group of teams.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
You know, Donny, people were saying this stat was misleading
and made no sense. I thought it was really interesting
and eye opening, didn't you.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah, you know, I noticed this in the Big Ten
two when I crunched all the numbers, I found that
when teams in the Big Ten faced each other over
the past five years, they have a combined record of
three fifty six and three fifty six, just the mediocre
five hundred record.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Just no dominant team. Yeah, there just no dominant teams.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I noticed this though, when I was looking up at
NFL stats.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I looked up the entire history of the AFC, and
get this, When any of the teams in the AFC
play each other, they have a combined record of eight thousand,
seven hundred and thirty three and eight thousand, seven hundred
and thirty three. Can you believe how that works out
was completely mediocre, five hundred record, no dominant, no dominant teams.
(26:17):
There you go, all right, Well on the subject the
dominant teams. You got to get in a word here
for a business that we're doing, Tony. You know your
people out there, you've heard of cameo, right, Well this
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Yeah, Like, let's say you did for at Valentine's Day,
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(27:18):
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Speaker 2 (27:58):
Take it.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
And also, it's not like we have a producer. There's
any help back there. Yeah, he told us he wants
a cut of.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Everything we do.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I was like, yeah, I'll give you a cut around
your neck, yeah exactly, And you gout you're asking.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
Me to do extra work. It's only fair.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
No, you want to talk fair, I'll give you a
fair to a cab ride to drive yourself off a cliff.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Get at it, shut up. Stop.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Besides, we got something very important to do. It very
you know, very kind of what I call it solemn,
don't you write? You know, you know, in honor of
the Eagles winning, we needed to do right now, a
very special tribute to the man who we always believed
in from day was Nick Siriotti. You know, he gave
that epic opening press conference a few years ago, and
(28:46):
we said when we heard it, we were like, this
man is a football genius.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
We're in greater now.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
These idiots out there they called that press conference quote
embarrassing and quote deeply troubling.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
These people don't know, quote.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
A fucking show of epic proportions. I'm just reading what
was in you know, the New York Times right now.
I remember, but we were the ones who said, no,
you're the show exact right. You just don't understand genius
when you see eight people. So right now I hope
you're listening. Put all those people are listening right now.
We're gonna go back through some of those moments of wisdom,
those great moments of wisdom he gave us in that
(29:21):
opening PRESSA and we're just gonna show you how he
laid out the whole championship road right there.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
So let's go ahead.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
We're gonna start with this first clip by he's talking
about how he built systems and all that itch is
so smart.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Here producer play clip twelve. A.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Yeah, next thing that's very important to me is that
we build a smart football team. That we have a
smart football team here, and I know we have the
people in place to do that. The first part of that,
the first part of being smart is knowing what to do.
We're gonna we're gonna know, we're gonna have systems in
place that are easier to learn, all right, complicated to
(30:00):
the defense or offense that they're going against, or the
special teams group they're going against, but easy for us
to learn. Because when we can put that, because we
when we can learn our system and we can get
good at our system, then our talent can take over.
Less thinking equals talent takeover. But we need to have
systems in place, and we will have systems in place
to do so.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
See, there you go, babe, I mean genius. I mean
what a great quote there. Less thinking equals talent takeover.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I think of what do you need to know that
the more you think, the less you're allowing your talent
to come in and take over.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
They can only gets into I mean, you know, look,
this is what I always tell people. You sit around
and think, like you know, for this show, what do
we do we sit around them?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
No, we don't prepare exactly, come on go and you
can't think. You just let it go. All these other
sports talk shows are having these prep meetings and what No,
you just go.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
That's why they just go exactly what do you and
what is it? What do you want to football team?
You want to have a dumb of course, you want
to have a smart football day?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Simple equal smart.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
All right, now let's go to the next clip. And now,
I know we play this clip all the time. You
probably know it by heart. But yeah, it's just there's
so much just brilliance backed into it that you really
got to listen to it twenty four to twenty five
times before you really appreciate what this man was saying. Uh,
he is talking about the importance of competition and meeting
guy there, let's just play that clip thirteen B hit it.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
I think the other thing that's important to me is
that we compete every single day. We compete every single day,
just like it's important. Just like it's important to practice
a play to get good at that place so you
can run it in a game. It's important to practice
competing in the meeting room. It's important that we meet
or compete in the on the field and also off
(31:49):
the field. We're constantly going to be competing with each other.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
See there you go, Babell, he's laying it all out again,
jumps again. You got you want to win, You got
to meet and compete, and that's what you gotta go see.
If you don't meet, well, then how can you know
to compete?
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Going to go into a game and compete if before
you didn't meet.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
It's not many teams have we seen who get on
the field and they don't know to compete, right, because
why that Happenstly they didn't meet. If you don't meet,
then how can you know you're not prepared?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
That's exactlyy aspect. Okay, all right, let's do this next
one here.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
All right, he's talking about his play calling experience, you know,
and she had a lot of coming from the Colts
and all that his readiness to take on the team.
All right, let's just hear it, twenty five Z go ahead.
Speaker 8 (32:38):
When you call plays, all right? In the NFL, it's
a collaboration. It's a collaboration of everybody, and the hard
work and the hard work goes into that game of
how you call plays Monday through Saturday. It's truly Monday
through Saturday with being in those meetings together, everybody being
in the meetings together and thinking about the plays first,
(33:00):
and then taking that game plan and spelling it out
to the quarterback and seeing what they like, and then
when you get to the later in the week saying okay,
what's our first time?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Sorry, we just got to cut everything was truly great.
What he was saying, I just got to keep an
eye on the time because we're up against it a doty.
But you could see what he was saying that, don'ty.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I mean see what he understood is a lot of
these coaches think, well, you just show up Sunday and
Sundays on Sunday exactly. No, No, you've got to start
on Monday and go to Saturday all the way through.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Saddy wonder why we're world champions? You look no further.
He spelled it all out. I would just applaud him,
just the true genius.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Thank you, yik, Sirianni And uh, well, you know we
also do have to applaud ourselves, don'ty I mean.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
You know, look, you're back at the season. We really did.
I bought for the team, you know. I mean it's
really you know, eighty percent ninety percent us when you
break it down. But so, you know, thank you to us.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Thanks, and I don't forget, you know, thank you to
our sponsor. It also happens to be to be us. Cameo, Yeah,
you kid in me. If it's somebody you don't have
to worry about doing a foose came Yah.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Don't worry. He will not be unless you do pay
an extra twenty dollars and then he will do it.
Then what do you want?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
Corrections?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
What you said?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Aaron Rodgers has better stats in the Super Bowl than
Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Look it up, bro, Yeah, his averages are way better.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
Bro. Look, you're just skewing stats. You wouldn't go with averages,
you would go with totals.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Oh, yeah, well you're a total douchebag. Yeah you want
to see something below average, look down your pants. That's
a great one. Yeah. Oh, he's still talking.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
What you're saying. Karl Ravich made a good point when
he said every basketball team in the SEC has a
five hundred record in conference play.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah, no dominant teams. Yeah, just a bunch of mediocrity, bro. Pathetic.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
No, don't you see that when teams play each other
in the same conference, one team wins, another loses. So
therefore all teams combined would always have a five hundred record.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Oh yeah, well you're an expert on playing with yourself.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Yeah, and after the show, I'm gonna combine my foot
and your balls.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Can't wait for that? Well, he's still going that.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
What you said Taylor Swift's last album, you didn't have
any hits.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
On it, goose egg bro not radio friendly, Bro, I
just looked it up on Billboard.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
I can do it with a broken heart when Top
three and Fortnite went to number one, So you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh yeah, well after the show, you're going to have
a broken heart after I stab you with my knife.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, you know what's gonna go number two? You when
I punch you and you yourself great one, doty oh
and get this just booked. We finally made it happen, Doughty.
They both agreed next.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Week on the show two Super Bowl MVPs Eagles Legends
Nick Foles and Jalen Hurts Bo He'll.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Be it's just gonna be so big.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Don't forget all the eleven things we told you to
do at the front of the show. You're gonna you
can go back and watch, listen, watch, You're gonna rate
and review.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
You're gonna go to the shop. You're gonna I can't
even remember this so much, but you know you exactly exactly.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
It's your job. But talking about job, great job, as always.
Donate same to you, Pauie. Another floorless show.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Here you go. We'll see your people next week.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
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Joyce Sapp, 76; Bryan Herrera, 16; and Laurance Webb, 32—three Miami residents whose lives were stolen in brutal, unsolved homicides. Cold Case Files: Miami follows award‑winning radio host and City of Miami Police reserve officer Enrique Santos as he partners with the department’s Cold Case Homicide Unit, determined family members, and the advocates who spend their lives fighting for justice for the victims who can no longer fight for themselves.