Paulie & Tony react to the breaking news that wrestling legend Hulk Hogan passed away and explain why it MIGHT BE FALSE! Plus, they explain why President Trump was 100% RIGHT and VERY TIMELY with his tweet about the Washington Redskins. Also, while they give out MUCH BETTER AWARDS than those boring awards at the ESPYs (although those Eagles ones were ok).
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The mules.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Matter how many times that I told you don't come
in on a down note with upbeating yours out of
your mind? Already ruined the show anyway, Paulie Folds going
ahead with Tony Foods, going YadA YadA.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You know, we had this.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Whole show planned, awards, all this stuff, but we just
got this nose came across the wire. Just terrible, Tony
wrestling legend and well all around legend. Really Hulk Hogan, Yeah,
dead at seventy one, Just so much the process here
around Tony.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Your thoughts, you know, so sad, just so sad. But
are we sure? You know, we have to ask, are
we sure one hundred percent that he's dead? You know,
isn't this a little strange that this happened right before
summer Slim, because you know, I've seen so many wrestlers
die and then come back to life. You know, one
(00:57):
time I saw Caine choked Slim, Undertake it to ring
and down to hell, and everyone thought he was dead too.
But then the next week Undertaker was right back there
wrestling against Junkyard Dog.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Great point downy.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I mean, you know, maybe we shouldn't be surprised if
you know, next week we see Hulk Hogan at SummerSlam,
you know, I mean we saw this with Hulk before, right,
you knowally he went away, then he came back as
you know, Hollywood Hogan.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, well maybe this.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Time they'll come back as your heavenly Hogan exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You know, instead of the all black, he's wearing all white.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, and uh maybe now his whole gimmick, you know,
instead of the Undertaker, who is you know, dragging people
down to hell for a tarnity, well, uh, he sends
you to heaven for a darnity.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You know, he's like reverse Undertaker, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, you know, his career did need a little bit
of a reboot. And the writers at WWE have been
very creative this year. Like they had John Cena turned
bed and that got huge. So what if they had
Hogan turned dead and then alive again, that pay per
view would do huge numbers, huge numbers.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Donty.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, I gotta say, I'm not feeling so sad anymore.
In fact, yeah, guy to looking forward to Summer Slam now. Yeah,
so luckily all right, well, uh you know, I guess
we'll keep an eye on this story. As it develops,
you know, everyone is going to be shocked, not us. Anyway,
maybe we should get into the show. We did have
(02:29):
planned as we wait for that good fold because you know, no,
I ain't thing this week, Tony. You know a lot
of people coming up to us about the Espies. Oh
did you watch it? Wasn't it's so exciting how the
Eagles one? Yet we know the Eagles. You have to
two thirds of that gardens just to get there. You know,
there's ESPN. They don't know how to do awards. No,
(02:50):
we know how to give out awards on this show.
We do it every year and that's why we're going
to be doing You're very lucky. We're going to be
doing on mid year awards on the show today.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And uh, you know, we were going to call them
the Tonys.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But our producer back there, idiot, he said, Dom that
has something to do with Broadway us up that I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, I've never heard of them before, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, anyway, you know, we wanted to just distance ourselves
from that is so we'll be handing out the Pauli
and Tonies there.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You know that's coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So but first, something so big happened this week, and
it's our job as journalists, because you know, we're not
part of the mainstream media, we're the ones who bring
you the truth. So we're going to We're going to
report on this huge news right now in our top
story story.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
We saw this a very serious.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Matter brought to our attention by our president. He twitted
on a very relevant subject. That's just I've been on
everyone's mind. He came out and said, the commanders need
to change their name back to the Redskins. And a
lot of people they think, well, he's just doing this
to distract from them, whatever else is going on.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
What's more important than this? Do you know, Tony? Nothing,
Nothing that I could think of, exactly nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
No. You know. The other day, in fact, you know,
we were at an uncle's funeral. We picked up a
folk We saw this tweet come up on true social
We you know, we were supposed to give the eulogy.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Tony, we had to leave. We had told him we
got to go deal with this.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
When the president speaks, you have to listen and forget
everything else going on.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Absolutely, and that's why we got to settle this once
and for all and just put this bind us as
a country. And that's why it's time to bring back
the Redskins name.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Right.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You know, people say it's offensive to Native Americans, but
I've never heard one person complain about it. And I've
been everywhere Philly, Jersey, South Jersey, even Delaware once never
heard one complaint.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Makee do Tony.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And you know, the President he also said, while we're
at it, we should do away with this Cleveland Guardians
and change their names back to the Indians.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
And you have to Tony, don't y?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Of course. I mean when you hear the term Indians,
what's the first thing you think of Major League exactly?
You know, that's one of the great movies of our time.
It's a great American story about underdogs who defeated the
Yankees and won. I hate to say it, but the
real Indians didn't do that. You know, that's not inspiring
(05:24):
if you ask me. We shouldn't be teaching out with
kids about sitting Horse or whatever. They should learn about
other Indian leaders, people like Ricky wild Thing Vaughn and
Willie Mays Hayes. You know, in fact, teachers should be
showing Major League in all history classes. You know, just
the first one you know, not Major League two, back
(05:47):
to the miners one because those were terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well those were terrible. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You know, while we're talking about baseball, Darty, we got
to discuss this free fall by the Los Angeles Dodgers'
sup we've seen out of them in a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Man a people the morons.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
They say it's because they're in the middle of the
season and they have nothing to play for.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Whose fault is that, right, because we see a clear
solution here, isn't that Yep?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Two words, Ebe Masuhara. Doesn't anyone notice that when Ebey
was betting on the games, the Dodgers were playing better.
That's because there was much more on the line, like
show hal Tiny's entire bank account and also probably his
life in the life of his entire family. You know,
those the stakes. And if I'm the Dodgers, I'm calling
(06:35):
eBay getting in touch with his bookie and giving the
entire team the proper motivation. They need terrific.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Analysis, that downy, because you know, if you look at
the rasta, you know, you see which players struggling most.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Muki Muki, Yeah, absolutely, you know most people don't realize
that Muki Bets. Real first name is Marcus Go look
it up yourself. He literally named mark Us Betts, you know,
and he's not allowed to bet on baseball. You're basically
taking away what he was born to do.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Just so terrible to see a man's rights infringed a
bond in this country.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Don't disgusted.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well, hold on, we got to go back to football
for a second, because this just came across the.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Wire Dolphins QB to Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, it just came out and said that Dolphins receiver
Tyreek Hill is working to rebuild trust with his teammates
after he removed himself from.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
The last game of last season. You remember that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Of course, this is just such an important step forward
for the team, isn't it, Dony Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You know, in football, there's nothing more important than being
able to trust the teammate and that your teammate won't
bang your girlfriend. No wonder the Dolphins lost that game
to the Jets. When Tyreek left that game early, all
the Dolphins play has had to be worrying and thinking,
where's Tyreek? Where's my girlfriend? Also, I'm white and my
(08:07):
girlfriend's white. Why is my child black? All these were
legitimate concerns, but Hopefully now the healing can begin.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So beautifully said Tony, And well, on the subject the
things beginning, we're about the kickoff the award show you've
been waiting for, because it certainly wasn't the SPI's at
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Speaker 2 (08:28):
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Speaker 1 (08:29):
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Yeah, all right, we're back from breaking you know, as
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Speaker 3 (10:24):
You kidding?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Now?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Just because the Eagles won, we knew that was We
knew so three hours to know they were.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
We didn't need them to tell us.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Watching these these these categories like best Male Athlete and
they give it to SGA.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Are they trying to get people to turn off the TV?
I almost sleep and you sit through all that for that. Anyway,
we know how to do an award show, don't we do.
So we came up with categories that are way better,
way better than what.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
They did, not even show. So now here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Get ready, everybody, It's time to start the Polly and
Tony Awards, the Pauli and Tony Awards, also known as
the Falling and Tons. Okay, Tony, so much hardware to
hand out here tonight, and we're gonna start with our
(11:15):
first category. Very competitive. This category is most likely to
be on steroids.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The nominees are Seattle Mariners, slugger Gol Raleigh Yankees, slugger
Aaron Judge, boxer Jake Paul and making his twentieth appearance
on the list, Lebron James. All right, Tony, and we
go to announce our winner here and look at this, Tony.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
We have a four weight die between all of them. Yeah, yeah,
there you are.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Considering what they all accomplished, you gotta wonder if they're
all on steroids.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And you know, and you know, people say that's an
insult or we shouldn't be saying.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
No, we're giving up a compliment. Exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
We're saying you know you're so good that you must
be taking illegal drugs, like exactly right, because nobody could
be that good, especially when they suck as much as you,
so exactly makes perfect sense. Anyway, all right, let's move
on to our next category. A lot of big names
in this category, Tony, This one is most talked about
(12:23):
athlete who has virtually no impact on anything. The nominees
in this category Aaron Rodgers, yep, Russell Wilson good, yeah,
Dak Prescott as always, and again Lebron James. Okay, and
we go, and the winner is up Aaron Rodgers, Doty, congratulations,
(12:50):
congratulate you. I thought it was gonna be Dak, but
Dak actually helped the Eagles win the Super Bowl, so
you know.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Your Kay did have an impact. Think.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And Lebron James, you know he did call Adam Silver
and asked to have Luca traded.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
That's Reavers, so those didn't have an ant.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
And Russell Wilson, you know, the Steelers were relevant for
like one week last season.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You know, he worked Champa.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So there you go. So Aaron Rodgers, well done, there
you go. All right, let's go. This is a big one, Tony.
Very competitive again this is best building a career entirely
out of complaining about trans women in sports. All right.
The nominees in this category play Travis of course, yeah,
of course, Riley Games, oh yeah, Jason Whitlock has to
(13:40):
be there. And dark horse in this category Bobby Burrack. Yeah,
welcome to the list. Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna book
a big winner, Tony.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I think it was expected though.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Riley Gains takes on the fries and you know, when
you break it down again, very competitive, but you know,
I do think I heard Clay Travis, Jason in Whitlock
discuss something other than trans women in sports once or
twice over the past year, but I've never heard Riley
Gaines say that, which, you know, again, but just an accomplishment,
(14:12):
you know, to show how committed she is dedication.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No matter which side.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Of the argument you're on here, you gotta respect the
commit up here.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
And that's what that's what it's all out here, yep.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
And that leads to another category here, this one most
boring athlete.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
The nominees in this category Tony, Scottie Scheffler of course,
of course, Simone Biles definitely the entire Okay, see Thunder, Yeah, totally,
and the again Lebron.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
James of course, of course.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, all right, and the winner is oh but Tony,
we forgot to write down the.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Winner, Yeah did we? I don't remember who's the winner.
I didn't. We must have gotten so bored thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
We I just sleep exactly. Well, anyway, whatever, who cares,
nobody cares anything. Let's just move on to the next category.
This is the best non comeback of the year. Uh.
There was actually only one nominee in the category, so
we're gonna go ahead and give.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It to Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You know constantly said he was going to come back.
There were stories about it, and then he decided not to,
sparing us all.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Of having to watch whatever that would be.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
So good job, Tom.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Ray, good job to you.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
You know, the best comeback is actually the not coming back,
absolutely just leaving everyone alone.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
All right, let's get into our next category. This is
best canceled sports show.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
The nominees are Speak, Breakfast Ball, and The Facility.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Okay, and Tony. The award goes to, of course, The Facility.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
The question absolutely know I had everything, Tony, you know, Uh,
former athletes, and also a great title.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know, it had a great title, didn't it.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You know, you know it felt like I was going somewhere,
you know, like they were taking me inside the.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Locker room exactly. You know, I felt like I was
out and about. You know, we're seeing in a place.
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's why I've never understood, you know, other titles like
first Take.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
They're not taking you anywhere.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You know, you're not going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
No, all right, Oh, this one, tony, very competitive category again,
this is most obvious tanking. Oh, a lot of great
nominees in this category. Uh, Mike Tyson versus Jake.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Paul Yup, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Uh, the Dallas Mavericks trading Luca Yup, oh yeah. Uh,
Malik Beasley betting the under on himself all the time,
of course, and uh all of Russian tennis.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
And the winner in this category gott to end it
to him, Mike Dyson for the jab.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Of course, you throw a single punch the entire the
entire fight, which is so difficult to do.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
That's how you perfectly lose a fight. You just never
throw one punch exactly. Guarantee sure that you don't win
up exact, you go, and that's a great job. Half
the honor.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Okay, well, that leads to our final award of the evening,
one of the big.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
One, right Doty.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Of course we're talking about shittiest athlete.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Lots of nominees in this category.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Lebron James, Jake Ball definitely, Rock Birdie sucks, Ben Simmons
name sucks, Aaron Rodgers awful, Angel race Yea sucks. Sam
Dartle all sucks. Terrible show hail Donnie, you know, for
letting his friend go to jail. Yet unforgivable all golfers,
(17:54):
because you know, golfer is not an actual sport.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It's not a sport.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
The guy in the PBA who bowls with due hair
ruined everything, Yeah, ruined. Finally, of course, Dak Prescott, Tony.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
This is it the bigger ward of the night. Let's
open up the vols. Let's let's go to the vel Open.
See who has won? It is for the for the
twelfth year in a row, Tony, Dak Prescott, damn of course.
Congratulations here you know, congratulations server winners, including the audience,
(18:29):
who just got something much better than the.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Anyway, That is a great way to cap just a
terrific show.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Of course, we want you to visit our sponsor, Fresh Breads.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Get that fifteen fifty?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Oh you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Someone whose job is hagging by a thread that we
should cut?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
What exactly?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
What?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
You said cal Rally was on steroids?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
No, we said maybe. Yeah, try listening.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Yeah, I heard what you said, and I think it's
reckless to say those things with no proof.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh yeah, well you want to see no proof? Wait
until I kill you and hide your body.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, you know what won't be reckless? You after I
run you over with my car.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh great bite that I still talk?
Speaker 4 (19:21):
And what you really think they're going to bring back
the Redskins name?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Watch it happen bro? On president's orders.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
The president doesn't have that power. The NFL is a
privately held company and each owner controls his own franchise.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh yeah, well you're going to be privately held underwater
when I drown you.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, you know what's gonna have red skin your ball
sack after I kick you in it. Oh, I can't
wait for that. Let's get out of it all.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
What you said, Dodger star Mookie Bets should be allowed
to bet because his last name is Bets. Yeah, bro
makes total sense. Bro, No, no it doesn't. And also
his name is spelled b E T T S two
(20:20):
t's not one, so again don't.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh yeah, well you know who else is a dodger?
Every woman who sees you come up on that?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Dinda?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah. And after the show, I'm gonna go play with
your mom's to teas.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
O great one. Look at this who's coming up on
the show next week? Donty.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
No one's gonna be sulking when they hear this. Super
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And your men share it whatever you want, possibly read it.
Then you don't.
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Fulls Go fifteen fifty and Tony, great job as always.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Same to you, Pauie. Another floorless show.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
There you go. We'll see people next week.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
See your
The mules.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Matter how many times that I told you don't come
in on a down note with upbeating yours out of
your mind? Already ruined the show anyway, Paulie Folds going
ahead with Tony Foods, going YadA YadA.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You know, we had this.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Whole show planned, awards, all this stuff, but we just
got this nose came across the wire. Just terrible, Tony
wrestling legend and well all around legend. Really Hulk Hogan, Yeah,
dead at seventy one, Just so much the process here
around Tony.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Your thoughts, you know, so sad, just so sad. But
are we sure? You know, we have to ask, are
we sure one hundred percent that he's dead? You know,
isn't this a little strange that this happened right before
summer Slim, because you know, I've seen so many wrestlers
die and then come back to life. You know, one
(00:57):
time I saw Caine choked Slim, Undertake it to ring
and down to hell, and everyone thought he was dead too.
But then the next week Undertaker was right back there
wrestling against Junkyard Dog.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Great point downy.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I mean, you know, maybe we shouldn't be surprised if
you know, next week we see Hulk Hogan at SummerSlam,
you know, I mean we saw this with Hulk before, right,
you knowally he went away, then he came back as
you know, Hollywood Hogan.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, well maybe this.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Time they'll come back as your heavenly Hogan exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You know, instead of the all black, he's wearing all white.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, and uh maybe now his whole gimmick, you know,
instead of the Undertaker, who is you know, dragging people
down to hell for a tarnity, well, uh, he sends
you to heaven for a darnity.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You know, he's like reverse Undertaker, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, you know, his career did need a little bit
of a reboot. And the writers at WWE have been
very creative this year. Like they had John Cena turned
bed and that got huge. So what if they had
Hogan turned dead and then alive again, that pay per
view would do huge numbers, huge numbers.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Donty.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, I gotta say, I'm not feeling so sad anymore.
In fact, yeah, guy to looking forward to Summer Slam now. Yeah,
so luckily all right, well, uh you know, I guess
we'll keep an eye on this story. As it develops,
you know, everyone is going to be shocked, not us. Anyway,
maybe we should get into the show. We did have
(02:29):
planned as we wait for that good fold because you know, no,
I ain't thing this week, Tony. You know a lot
of people coming up to us about the Espies. Oh
did you watch it? Wasn't it's so exciting how the
Eagles one? Yet we know the Eagles. You have to
two thirds of that gardens just to get there. You know,
there's ESPN. They don't know how to do awards. No,
(02:50):
we know how to give out awards on this show.
We do it every year and that's why we're going
to be doing You're very lucky. We're going to be
doing on mid year awards on the show today.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And uh, you know, we were going to call them
the Tonys.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But our producer back there, idiot, he said, Dom that
has something to do with Broadway us up that I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, I've never heard of them before, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, anyway, you know, we wanted to just distance ourselves
from that is so we'll be handing out the Pauli
and Tonies there.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You know that's coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So but first, something so big happened this week, and
it's our job as journalists, because you know, we're not
part of the mainstream media, we're the ones who bring
you the truth. So we're going to We're going to
report on this huge news right now in our top
story story.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
We saw this a very serious.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Matter brought to our attention by our president. He twitted
on a very relevant subject. That's just I've been on
everyone's mind. He came out and said, the commanders need
to change their name back to the Redskins. And a
lot of people they think, well, he's just doing this
to distract from them, whatever else is going on.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
What's more important than this? Do you know, Tony? Nothing,
Nothing that I could think of, exactly nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
No. You know. The other day, in fact, you know,
we were at an uncle's funeral. We picked up a
folk We saw this tweet come up on true social
We you know, we were supposed to give the eulogy.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Tony, we had to leave. We had told him we
got to go deal with this.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
When the president speaks, you have to listen and forget
everything else going on.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Absolutely, and that's why we got to settle this once
and for all and just put this bind us as
a country. And that's why it's time to bring back
the Redskins name.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Right.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You know, people say it's offensive to Native Americans, but
I've never heard one person complain about it. And I've
been everywhere Philly, Jersey, South Jersey, even Delaware once never
heard one complaint.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Makee do Tony.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And you know, the President he also said, while we're
at it, we should do away with this Cleveland Guardians
and change their names back to the Indians.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
And you have to Tony, don't y?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Of course. I mean when you hear the term Indians,
what's the first thing you think of Major League exactly?
You know, that's one of the great movies of our time.
It's a great American story about underdogs who defeated the
Yankees and won. I hate to say it, but the
real Indians didn't do that. You know, that's not inspiring
(05:24):
if you ask me. We shouldn't be teaching out with
kids about sitting Horse or whatever. They should learn about
other Indian leaders, people like Ricky wild Thing Vaughn and
Willie Mays Hayes. You know, in fact, teachers should be
showing Major League in all history classes. You know, just
the first one you know, not Major League two, back
(05:47):
to the miners one because those were terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well those were terrible. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You know, while we're talking about baseball, Darty, we got
to discuss this free fall by the Los Angeles Dodgers'
sup we've seen out of them in a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Man a people the morons.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
They say it's because they're in the middle of the
season and they have nothing to play for.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Whose fault is that, right, because we see a clear
solution here, isn't that Yep?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Two words, Ebe Masuhara. Doesn't anyone notice that when Ebey
was betting on the games, the Dodgers were playing better.
That's because there was much more on the line, like
show hal Tiny's entire bank account and also probably his
life in the life of his entire family. You know,
those the stakes. And if I'm the Dodgers, I'm calling
(06:35):
eBay getting in touch with his bookie and giving the
entire team the proper motivation. They need terrific.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Analysis, that downy, because you know, if you look at
the rasta, you know, you see which players struggling most.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Muki Muki, Yeah, absolutely, you know most people don't realize
that Muki Bets. Real first name is Marcus Go look
it up yourself. He literally named mark Us Betts, you know,
and he's not allowed to bet on baseball. You're basically
taking away what he was born to do.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Just so terrible to see a man's rights infringed a
bond in this country.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Don't disgusted.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well, hold on, we got to go back to football
for a second, because this just came across the.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Wire Dolphins QB to Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, it just came out and said that Dolphins receiver
Tyreek Hill is working to rebuild trust with his teammates
after he removed himself from.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
The last game of last season. You remember that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Of course, this is just such an important step forward
for the team, isn't it, Dony Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You know, in football, there's nothing more important than being
able to trust the teammate and that your teammate won't
bang your girlfriend. No wonder the Dolphins lost that game
to the Jets. When Tyreek left that game early, all
the Dolphins play has had to be worrying and thinking,
where's Tyreek? Where's my girlfriend? Also, I'm white and my
(08:07):
girlfriend's white. Why is my child black? All these were
legitimate concerns, but Hopefully now the healing can begin.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So beautifully said Tony, And well, on the subject the
things beginning, we're about the kickoff the award show you've
been waiting for, because it certainly wasn't the SPI's at
least the first two thirds of that ground.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's the Faully and Tony's.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
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Yeah, all right, we're back from breaking you know, as
we set up top people coming up thors Hey, you
watch the SP's wasn't it so great entertaining?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
You kidding?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Now?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Just because the Eagles won, we knew that was We
knew so three hours to know they were.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
We didn't need them to tell us.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Watching these these these categories like best Male Athlete and
they give it to SGA.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Are they trying to get people to turn off the TV?
I almost sleep and you sit through all that for that. Anyway,
we know how to do an award show, don't we do.
So we came up with categories that are way better,
way better than what.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
They did, not even show. So now here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Get ready, everybody, It's time to start the Polly and
Tony Awards, the Pauli and Tony Awards, also known as
the Falling and Tons. Okay, Tony, so much hardware to
hand out here tonight, and we're gonna start with our
(11:15):
first category. Very competitive. This category is most likely to
be on steroids.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The nominees are Seattle Mariners, slugger Gol Raleigh Yankees, slugger
Aaron Judge, boxer Jake Paul and making his twentieth appearance
on the list, Lebron James. All right, Tony, and we
go to announce our winner here and look at this, Tony.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
We have a four weight die between all of them. Yeah, yeah,
there you are.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Considering what they all accomplished, you gotta wonder if they're
all on steroids.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And you know, and you know, people say that's an
insult or we shouldn't be saying.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
No, we're giving up a compliment. Exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
We're saying you know you're so good that you must
be taking illegal drugs, like exactly right, because nobody could
be that good, especially when they suck as much as you,
so exactly makes perfect sense. Anyway, all right, let's move
on to our next category. A lot of big names
in this category, Tony, This one is most talked about
(12:23):
athlete who has virtually no impact on anything. The nominees
in this category Aaron Rodgers, yep, Russell Wilson good, yeah,
Dak Prescott as always, and again Lebron James. Okay, and
we go, and the winner is up Aaron Rodgers, Doty, congratulations,
(12:50):
congratulate you. I thought it was gonna be Dak, but
Dak actually helped the Eagles win the Super Bowl, so
you know.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Your Kay did have an impact. Think.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And Lebron James, you know he did call Adam Silver
and asked to have Luca traded.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
That's Reavers, so those didn't have an ant.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
And Russell Wilson, you know, the Steelers were relevant for
like one week last season.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You know, he worked Champa.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So there you go. So Aaron Rodgers, well done, there
you go. All right, let's go. This is a big one, Tony.
Very competitive again this is best building a career entirely
out of complaining about trans women in sports. All right.
The nominees in this category play Travis of course, yeah,
of course, Riley Games, oh yeah, Jason Whitlock has to
(13:40):
be there. And dark horse in this category Bobby Burrack. Yeah,
welcome to the list. Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna book
a big winner, Tony.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I think it was expected though.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Riley Gains takes on the fries and you know, when
you break it down again, very competitive, but you know,
I do think I heard Clay Travis, Jason in Whitlock
discuss something other than trans women in sports once or
twice over the past year, but I've never heard Riley
Gaines say that, which, you know, again, but just an accomplishment,
(14:12):
you know, to show how committed she is dedication.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No matter which side.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Of the argument you're on here, you gotta respect the
commit up here.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
And that's what that's what it's all out here, yep.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
And that leads to another category here, this one most
boring athlete.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
The nominees in this category Tony, Scottie Scheffler of course,
of course, Simone Biles definitely the entire Okay, see Thunder, Yeah, totally,
and the again Lebron.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
James of course, of course.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, all right, and the winner is oh but Tony,
we forgot to write down the.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Winner, Yeah did we? I don't remember who's the winner.
I didn't. We must have gotten so bored thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
We I just sleep exactly. Well, anyway, whatever, who cares,
nobody cares anything. Let's just move on to the next category.
This is the best non comeback of the year. Uh.
There was actually only one nominee in the category, so
we're gonna go ahead and give.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It to Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You know constantly said he was going to come back.
There were stories about it, and then he decided not to,
sparing us all.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Of having to watch whatever that would be.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
So good job, Tom.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Ray, good job to you.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
You know, the best comeback is actually the not coming back,
absolutely just leaving everyone alone.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
All right, let's get into our next category. This is
best canceled sports show.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
The nominees are Speak, Breakfast Ball, and The Facility.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Okay, and Tony. The award goes to, of course, The Facility.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
The question absolutely know I had everything, Tony, you know, Uh,
former athletes, and also a great title.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know, it had a great title, didn't it.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You know, you know it felt like I was going somewhere,
you know, like they were taking me inside the.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Locker room exactly. You know, I felt like I was
out and about. You know, we're seeing in a place.
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's why I've never understood, you know, other titles like
first Take.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
They're not taking you anywhere.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You know, you're not going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
No, all right, Oh, this one, tony, very competitive category again,
this is most obvious tanking. Oh, a lot of great
nominees in this category. Uh, Mike Tyson versus Jake.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Paul Yup, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Uh, the Dallas Mavericks trading Luca Yup, oh yeah. Uh,
Malik Beasley betting the under on himself all the time,
of course, and uh all of Russian tennis.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
And the winner in this category gott to end it
to him, Mike Dyson for the jab.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Of course, you throw a single punch the entire the
entire fight, which is so difficult to do.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
That's how you perfectly lose a fight. You just never
throw one punch exactly. Guarantee sure that you don't win
up exact, you go, and that's a great job. Half
the honor.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Okay, well, that leads to our final award of the evening,
one of the big.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
One, right Doty.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Of course we're talking about shittiest athlete.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Lots of nominees in this category.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Lebron James, Jake Ball definitely, Rock Birdie sucks, Ben Simmons
name sucks, Aaron Rodgers awful, Angel race Yea sucks. Sam
Dartle all sucks. Terrible show hail Donnie, you know, for
letting his friend go to jail. Yet unforgivable all golfers,
(17:54):
because you know, golfer is not an actual sport.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It's not a sport.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
The guy in the PBA who bowls with due hair
ruined everything, Yeah, ruined. Finally, of course, Dak Prescott, Tony.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
This is it the bigger ward of the night. Let's
open up the vols. Let's let's go to the vel Open.
See who has won? It is for the for the
twelfth year in a row, Tony, Dak Prescott, damn of course.
Congratulations here you know, congratulations server winners, including the audience,
(18:29):
who just got something much better than the.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Anyway, That is a great way to cap just a
terrific show.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Of course, we want you to visit our sponsor, Fresh Breads.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Get that fifteen fifty?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Oh you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Someone whose job is hagging by a thread that we
should cut?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
What exactly?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
What?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
You said cal Rally was on steroids?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
No, we said maybe. Yeah, try listening.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Yeah, I heard what you said, and I think it's
reckless to say those things with no proof.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh yeah, well you want to see no proof? Wait
until I kill you and hide your body.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, you know what won't be reckless? You after I
run you over with my car.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh great bite that I still talk?
Speaker 4 (19:21):
And what you really think they're going to bring back
the Redskins name?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Watch it happen bro? On president's orders.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
The president doesn't have that power. The NFL is a
privately held company and each owner controls his own franchise.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh yeah, well you're going to be privately held underwater
when I drown you.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, you know what's gonna have red skin your ball
sack after I kick you in it. Oh, I can't
wait for that. Let's get out of it all.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
What you said, Dodger star Mookie Bets should be allowed
to bet because his last name is Bets. Yeah, bro
makes total sense. Bro, No, no it doesn't. And also
his name is spelled b E T T S two
(20:20):
t's not one, so again don't.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh yeah, well you know who else is a dodger?
Every woman who sees you come up on that?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Dinda?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah. And after the show, I'm gonna go play with
your mom's to teas.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
O great one. Look at this who's coming up on
the show next week? Donty.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
No one's gonna be sulking when they hear this. Super
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Speaker 3 (21:13):
Same to you, Pauie. Another floorless show.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
There you go. We'll see people next week.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
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