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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, alright, come into your life from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the number one rated Paully and Tony Fosco show. Yo.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
As always, Pauli Foost go here with Tony Foozco and
Tony Yo.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Very important show today.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Of course, we're going to address the blowback to our
whole Cogan take and we're going to do something historic.
We are going to defend Lebron James on this show.
Never been done before, but you know, had to be done.
But first, the w NBA facing a crisis, players under
attack from flying Dildo's being hurled at the court and well, Tony,
(00:43):
you know, unlike other people out there, we don't just complain,
bit you, No, no, we have solutions on it, something
about it exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We're going to give them all to you. Dig it in,
dig into it all.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Today in our special report w NBA under fire from Dildo's.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Special report w NBA under fire from Dildo's.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But just quick, you know, as we told you last week,
we hadn't been having guests on the show, you know,
because they suck. Well you know people they've been complaining,
well why haven't you had guests? Well, you know, we
came out last week and we launched a month long
series of guests called Auguests. Yeah, but then we showed
up today and not only had our useless producer not
(01:28):
booked a guest, he didn't even show up.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Look empty chair.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, but you know, on the bright side, hopefully he's dead.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, we can only hope, Tony.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And uh, by the way, you know, if you're wondering
where these perfect sound effects are coming from without our
useless producer doing them, well, guess what, I'm managing the
point way better, you know, exactly. So like if we
talk about, you know, how our producer does at his job.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Watched this, Oh what happens when our produce pulls down
his pants?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, way, by the way, talking about useless useless producer.
Don't be useless like him. Okay, you go. You got
to work your rate and reveal the show on Apple podcasts.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You hit like you hit subscribe.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And also you don't walk away from the show while
it's playing. You know, you sit there and you get
our YouTube watch time up and you finish it.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Okay, you out there, you got nothing better to do.
Be honest with yourselves.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, exactly, All right, let's not let out produce it
derail the show. He's derailing it even though he even
HiT's how bad he is?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Anyway, all right, this time right now to begin our
special report. Oh oh, Tony, I forgot I got it.
I got to hit the button. Oh okay, okay, here
we go. There he is fire from dildo. Say, don't
even need a producer, No, we don't need them anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
All right, w NBA in crisis. A dildo hurled up
the court in the Fever.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Sparks game, the third time this has happened, and players
under a dock fearing for their safety from flying sex toys. Now,
you know, people are saying they've never seen anything like
this before. Now, hold on, we got to set the
record straight there. Remind the audience this.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Isn't the first time this has happened in basketball. In fact,
it's not even the worst.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Right, donty, No, we all remember the last time something
like this happened. On the nineteen sixties, Wilt Chamberlain would
go to NBA games and throw his actual penis on
the court. You know, people still wonder how someone could
ever score one.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Hundred points in a game.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Well that was because the other players wouldn't get within
two feet of Wilt Chamberlain. Well I heard it was
more like seventeen inches, but you know, I'm just saying
it could be much worse.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Just great historical perspective that, Donty. You know, we don't
want to underplay what is happening. Yeah, you know, I
mean our audience knows. If there's one thing we're about
on this show, Doughty, it's protecting women. And we say
that clearly changes have to happen here right now.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Well, first, it's clear that we need to start running
background checks on anyone who purchases a dildo. I mean,
can anyone really just go into a store and buy
a dildo off the shelf. I'm legitimately asking because I've
never bought a dildo, nor would I ever.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Just I mean, I have no idea. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You know, we gotta protect people, and this is the
only way. I mean, you know, when you think about it,
banning dildos, Well that's just a start. I mean, if
we want to ensure public safety, well we got to
band all being a shaped opte. So hot dogs, yeah,
popsicles gone, no bageads, bag ds yup, exactly all of
(04:40):
the got they all got to go. I mean, unfortunately,
you know, this is the price people have to pay
for such classless behavior, right, don'ty.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
You know, people say Eagles fans are bad, but we
would never do anything like throw a dildo on a court.
You sure, we might throw soiled underwear or raw sue,
or you know, red meat tainted with eco lie, or
you know a mix of rat and cat feces laced
with tabasco sauce, you know, but dildo's that's disgusting and
(05:13):
class list.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We would never do anything like that.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And the way, wait, you know what I am remembering,
and this is embarrassing, but about twenty years ago, I
did go to a Pat Bennetta concert and when she's
saying hit me with your best shot, fire away, I
did attempt to throw a dildo at a face. And
but you know, due to the boomerang curvature and the
(05:37):
balls in the back, it was very hard to aim
and I wound up hitting in severely injuring a seventy
eight year old retired school teacher in the front row,
and she suffered permanent and irreversible brain damage. But you know,
that just goes to show how dangerous dildo's really to.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Show that.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It's a terrific lesson that DONI USh not feeling ashamed
at all. You're educating the people. And you know, by
the way we got to say it. You know, we're
not saying banning dildos there is the solution. In fact,
it's the first step. Exactly what we got to do
is get all these dangerous dildos off the streets. That's why,
you know, me and Tony we're doing something. You know
(06:18):
how the police, you know, they do those drop offs
for guns where you bring a gun as like a
gift certificate the Denny's or something. We're doing the same
thing at Dony for the good and safety of all society.
We are launching Pauli and Dony's dildo drop off, right,
So all you gotta do, ladies, this is how it works.
You just come by this address, okay, thirty eight ninety
(06:41):
four Spruce Street between the howits of ten pm and
three am. You bring your dildos, you drop them off,
and we'll also invite you in, you know, for some
light snacks, some drinks, you know, some music. We'll have
some of our friends there and you know, before you know, it.
You won't you won't even miss your dildo at all.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
And you're just so important and so good for the
betterment of our society.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Absolutely just must be done.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And you know, frankly, it's our pleasure to do this
for the people.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And you know, just to be clear, we're not stopping there,
are we, Donny.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
In fact, this morning, Tony, you you recorded a BSA
I did. And for those you know, late people, that's
a public service announcement.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Write that down.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, this BSA is going to run across all the networks,
radio stations, you know, and on the TV, especially Saturday
mornings during Locott Dorton's, so you know, the kids can
see it and they can learn. In fact, Tony, we're
gonna premiere this BSA right on the show right now.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So here we go. I'm going to roll this very
important PSA.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Hey, it's me, your friend TV and radio star Tony Fusco.
Are your friends trying to get you to go to
a w NBA game so you can throw a dildo
on the court because they think it would be funny. Well,
all I have to say to you is Bill, don't.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Wow. Just so powerful, Tony is so powerful you know,
if that doesn't lead to change, I don't know what will.
I don't know what will either. Thank you, Thank you
on behalf of all of us. And you'll, you know,
later in the show, that's not all we're doing. Later
in the show, we're going to be taking this movement
to the streets. We're going to be calling one of
the top dildo supply companies to see if they're instituting
(08:26):
background checks at this problem.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know where it starts.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's coming up soon, you know, so stay doned so
you know, so we could all solve this problem together.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, and also get our YouTube watch time up. Yeah,
you don't have.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Something anyway, Let's get to other topics, because there are
other equally important topics we do have to discuss it first,
you know, blowback to President Trump, right, you know, after
he named former Giants linebacker Lawrence Taylor to his youth
sports council, despite you know, Taylor's controversial history. But Tony
(08:58):
lt was clearly the right choice for this council.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Was it a one hundred?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
You know, I once personally saw Lawrence Taylor coach a
bunch of fifteen year old high school football players, and
he knew all the right questions to ask. He asked
him if they were ready to commit to football, if
they're man enough to take a hit, if they have
any polaroids to their girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yep. Well, you know, most of the questions were good.
So well, you know, he got two out of three,
so you know, it's not bad. It's not bad.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Anyway, while we're talking about blowback, we got to talk
about the blowback to us, you know, of course, we're
talking about how, you know, we received a lot of
complaints from people morons, you know, about our take on
Hulk Hogan a couple of weeks ago, you know, after
we already died, you know, like most people, we naturally,
you know, wondered if he was really dead or if
he were going to you know, come back from the
dead at Summer Slam.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, and well, you.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Know, Papel they said this was a rude, disrespectful please
and you know this week, all right, we did say
Hulk's memorial service and funerals, So I guess that, Tony,
what do you have to say now?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
You know, from everything I've heard, it was a truly
touching memorial service, you know, And yes, I'm now fully
convinced that Hulk Hogan is not coming back until WrestleMania
twenty twenty six, pre ordering the pay per view.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Look right now, wait for that? Yeah so exciting.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh wait, before we move on, we do have to
get to some NBA knows though. You know, inferior sports
talk show host Dan Patrick, it came on the air
the other day and bashed Broddy James because Bronni did
not attend the press conference where the Lakers announced that
Luka Danks had been signed to an extension.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Now, Bronni was actually out.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Playing golf with his father during the press and well, Tony,
Dan Patrick is clearly in the wrong here, isn't.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Of course, Well, bron and Browny need to stay focused
on winning a championship, but they're not gonna win one
with the Lakers. No, No, their best shot of winning
a title is clearly at a fire Sons celebrity golf tournament,
and they need to be.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Focused on that.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Great point, Dony, And you know, talking about focus, Well,
we don't want to lose focus on the most important
topic of today, which of course is flying dildo's hitting
WNBA players and threatening their lives. So we are going
to dig into that after the break, but first got
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Speaker 1 (12:46):
All right, we're back from break and we're going to
get back into our special report that we're doing today
WNBA on the Fire from Dildos.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Special Report WNBA on the Fire from Dildos.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
All right, Well, you know at the top of the show,
we discussed the obvious solution here. You know, with all
these dildos being dangerously hurled at w NBA players, the
only solution is we got to ban these dildos from
the stadium. But that's not all we gotta do, Tony,
because you know what you got to do with this
case is you got to stop the dildo at the
point of say a site. You know, we got to
(13:23):
institute background checks. We just don't do handing out dildos
to everybody today. What we're gonna do right now is
we're gonna go to the streets. We're gonna get one
of the top dildo suppliers on the phone. Of course,
I'm talking about the company Adam and Eve, and we're
going to see what they're doing to stop this dildo
throwing epidemic. Okay, Tony, so you ready, here we go.
(13:44):
We're gonna take this to the streets. I got the
number right here, Hold on one moment, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Thank you for calling Padam and Eve to continue. Fish
got one. Oh I don't even know the Spanish word
for dildo, so no.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Maybe it's like el dildo I think with someone to
play of order, or if you simply have questions abounder.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Of products, please quest one? Yep, just someone. Yeah, I
can see you're currently assisting other clients.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh you know that's scary, Tony. You know people buying
dildos left and right.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah. Hello, yeah, hello.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Pauli Fusco here with Tony Fusco on the line, had
a question for you. You sell dildos at your company, right
we have you seen what's going on at these w
NBA games with players getting there under attack?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yes? Okay, okay, So are you trying to place an
order you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I'm asking you what your company is doing to keep
these dildo attacks, you know, from happening. Are you instituting
background checks or you just letting anybody come off the
street and buy a dildo because you asked no question,
no idea, And that's the problem. We got into the
bike asking the right questions.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Tony. Here we are. See we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
We're working our way up to change.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm glad she's taking this so seriously though she's good
at her job.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
She understood.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
She did yourself. She didn't even try to gatekeep. She
just passed this salong.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Here we go. Thanks for helping again. I may I
help you? Yeah, Pauli fo.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I was speaking to one of your people there. I
had a question. You know you sell dildos at your company. Correct,
Are you aware of what's going on at these w
NBA games with dildo's being dangerously thrown at these players
that thing to kill them? What is your company doing
to stop this epidemic of dildo throwing?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah? Good question.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Well hold on, can't you like into instito background checks,
you know, before you sell a dodo to somebody?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
We don't do that.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
We know you don't do that. Well, don't you want
to ask them? Hey, what are you going to do
with this dildo? Where are you going to put it?
You know, in between your legs are on an NBA court,
w NBA court. Don't you want to know you're the supplier? Well,
I hope if one of these players gets injured and
takes a dildo to the face, that's on you.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Good day, sir, Yeah, good day.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Not absolutely absolutely disgusting, disgusting.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Not our responsibility, you see that.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You know, this is the problem with our society, Tony,
lack of accountability.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
What happened to this country?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I hope, I hope that we don't see a w
NBA player die on the Oh my god, because they
took a dildo to the face.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Because they didn't want to do anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Well, you know, Tody, we did odd job today, unlike
our producer back there, didn't even bother you know, and
just to show you people, we didn't even need a guest. Okay,
it's perfect, exactly, you know, Tody, it just hit me.
You know, maybe our producer isn't here because he's one
of the guys who got arrested for throwing a dildo.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That's w NBA, you get.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I mean, if anyone has dildos him out this house,
probably him.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, exactly, and his mom exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, of course you know that, Dony, because you know
you've been over course in your bedroom many times. Oh
and something you know and I know is what makes
a great guest on this show. We know super Bowl heroes,
Eagles legends and guess what we just booked one for
next week.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yep, August is back, Nick Foles.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Wow, huge, don't forget a wisdom the music, Tony, he's
not here to do the music.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Hold on there we go, Okay, hold on that fire
right the music? There you go.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
It?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Ok yeah, your interview on the Apple podcast. Right, you
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Speaker 1 (17:42):
And I know you're watching this because you know we
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(18:04):
screen though, Okay, okay, end screen.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
All right, there you go. We'll see next week. See
your
All right, alright, come into your life from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the number one rated Paully and Tony Fosco show. Yo.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
As always, Pauli Foost go here with Tony Foozco and
Tony Yo.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Very important show today.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Of course, we're going to address the blowback to our
whole Cogan take and we're going to do something historic.
We are going to defend Lebron James on this show.
Never been done before, but you know, had to be done.
But first, the w NBA facing a crisis, players under
attack from flying Dildo's being hurled at the court and well, Tony,
(00:43):
you know, unlike other people out there, we don't just complain,
bit you, No, no, we have solutions on it, something
about it exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We're going to give them all to you. Dig it in,
dig into it all.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Today in our special report w NBA under fire from Dildo's.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Special report w NBA under fire from Dildo's.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But just quick, you know, as we told you last week,
we hadn't been having guests on the show, you know,
because they suck. Well you know people they've been complaining,
well why haven't you had guests? Well, you know, we
came out last week and we launched a month long
series of guests called Auguests. Yeah, but then we showed
up today and not only had our useless producer not
(01:28):
booked a guest, he didn't even show up.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Look empty chair.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, but you know, on the bright side, hopefully he's dead.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, we can only hope, Tony.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And uh, by the way, you know, if you're wondering
where these perfect sound effects are coming from without our
useless producer doing them, well, guess what, I'm managing the
point way better, you know, exactly. So like if we
talk about, you know, how our producer does at his job.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Watched this, Oh what happens when our produce pulls down
his pants?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, way, by the way, talking about useless useless producer.
Don't be useless like him. Okay, you go. You got
to work your rate and reveal the show on Apple podcasts.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You hit like you hit subscribe.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And also you don't walk away from the show while
it's playing. You know, you sit there and you get
our YouTube watch time up and you finish it.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Okay, you out there, you got nothing better to do.
Be honest with yourselves.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, exactly, All right, let's not let out produce it
derail the show. He's derailing it even though he even
HiT's how bad he is?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Anyway, all right, this time right now to begin our
special report. Oh oh, Tony, I forgot I got it.
I got to hit the button. Oh okay, okay, here
we go. There he is fire from dildo. Say, don't
even need a producer, No, we don't need them anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
All right, w NBA in crisis. A dildo hurled up
the court in the Fever.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Sparks game, the third time this has happened, and players
under a dock fearing for their safety from flying sex toys. Now,
you know, people are saying they've never seen anything like
this before. Now, hold on, we got to set the
record straight there. Remind the audience this.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Isn't the first time this has happened in basketball. In fact,
it's not even the worst.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Right, donty, No, we all remember the last time something
like this happened. On the nineteen sixties, Wilt Chamberlain would
go to NBA games and throw his actual penis on
the court. You know, people still wonder how someone could
ever score one.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Hundred points in a game.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Well that was because the other players wouldn't get within
two feet of Wilt Chamberlain. Well I heard it was
more like seventeen inches, but you know, I'm just saying
it could be much worse.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Just great historical perspective that, Donty. You know, we don't
want to underplay what is happening. Yeah, you know, I
mean our audience knows. If there's one thing we're about
on this show, Doughty, it's protecting women. And we say
that clearly changes have to happen here right now.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Well, first, it's clear that we need to start running
background checks on anyone who purchases a dildo. I mean,
can anyone really just go into a store and buy
a dildo off the shelf. I'm legitimately asking because I've
never bought a dildo, nor would I ever.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Just I mean, I have no idea. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You know, we gotta protect people, and this is the
only way. I mean, you know, when you think about it,
banning dildos, Well that's just a start. I mean, if
we want to ensure public safety, well we got to
band all being a shaped opte. So hot dogs, yeah,
popsicles gone, no bageads, bag ds yup, exactly all of
(04:40):
the got they all got to go. I mean, unfortunately,
you know, this is the price people have to pay
for such classless behavior, right, don'ty.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
You know, people say Eagles fans are bad, but we
would never do anything like throw a dildo on a court.
You sure, we might throw soiled underwear or raw sue,
or you know, red meat tainted with eco lie, or
you know a mix of rat and cat feces laced
with tabasco sauce, you know, but dildo's that's disgusting and
(05:13):
class list.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We would never do anything like that.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And the way, wait, you know what I am remembering,
and this is embarrassing, but about twenty years ago, I
did go to a Pat Bennetta concert and when she's
saying hit me with your best shot, fire away, I
did attempt to throw a dildo at a face. And
but you know, due to the boomerang curvature and the
(05:37):
balls in the back, it was very hard to aim
and I wound up hitting in severely injuring a seventy
eight year old retired school teacher in the front row,
and she suffered permanent and irreversible brain damage. But you know,
that just goes to show how dangerous dildo's really to.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Show that.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It's a terrific lesson that DONI USh not feeling ashamed
at all. You're educating the people. And you know, by
the way we got to say it. You know, we're
not saying banning dildos there is the solution. In fact,
it's the first step. Exactly what we got to do
is get all these dangerous dildos off the streets. That's why,
you know, me and Tony we're doing something. You know
(06:18):
how the police, you know, they do those drop offs
for guns where you bring a gun as like a
gift certificate the Denny's or something. We're doing the same
thing at Dony for the good and safety of all society.
We are launching Pauli and Dony's dildo drop off, right,
So all you gotta do, ladies, this is how it works.
You just come by this address, okay, thirty eight ninety
(06:41):
four Spruce Street between the howits of ten pm and
three am. You bring your dildos, you drop them off,
and we'll also invite you in, you know, for some
light snacks, some drinks, you know, some music. We'll have
some of our friends there and you know, before you know, it.
You won't you won't even miss your dildo at all.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
And you're just so important and so good for the
betterment of our society.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Absolutely just must be done.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And you know, frankly, it's our pleasure to do this
for the people.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And you know, just to be clear, we're not stopping there,
are we, Donny.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
In fact, this morning, Tony, you you recorded a BSA
I did. And for those you know, late people, that's
a public service announcement.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Write that down.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, this BSA is going to run across all the networks,
radio stations, you know, and on the TV, especially Saturday
mornings during Locott Dorton's, so you know, the kids can
see it and they can learn. In fact, Tony, we're
gonna premiere this BSA right on the show right now.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So here we go. I'm going to roll this very
important PSA.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Hey, it's me, your friend TV and radio star Tony Fusco.
Are your friends trying to get you to go to
a w NBA game so you can throw a dildo
on the court because they think it would be funny. Well,
all I have to say to you is Bill, don't.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Wow. Just so powerful, Tony is so powerful you know,
if that doesn't lead to change, I don't know what will.
I don't know what will either. Thank you, Thank you
on behalf of all of us. And you'll, you know,
later in the show, that's not all we're doing. Later
in the show, we're going to be taking this movement
to the streets. We're going to be calling one of
the top dildo supply companies to see if they're instituting
(08:26):
background checks at this problem.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know where it starts.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's coming up soon, you know, so stay doned so
you know, so we could all solve this problem together.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, and also get our YouTube watch time up. Yeah,
you don't have.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Something anyway, Let's get to other topics, because there are
other equally important topics we do have to discuss it first,
you know, blowback to President Trump, right, you know, after
he named former Giants linebacker Lawrence Taylor to his youth
sports council, despite you know, Taylor's controversial history. But Tony
(08:58):
lt was clearly the right choice for this council.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Was it a one hundred?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
You know, I once personally saw Lawrence Taylor coach a
bunch of fifteen year old high school football players, and
he knew all the right questions to ask. He asked
him if they were ready to commit to football, if
they're man enough to take a hit, if they have
any polaroids to their girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yep. Well, you know, most of the questions were good.
So well, you know, he got two out of three,
so you know, it's not bad. It's not bad.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Anyway, while we're talking about blowback, we got to talk
about the blowback to us, you know, of course, we're
talking about how, you know, we received a lot of
complaints from people morons, you know, about our take on
Hulk Hogan a couple of weeks ago, you know, after
we already died, you know, like most people, we naturally,
you know, wondered if he was really dead or if
he were going to you know, come back from the
dead at Summer Slam.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, and well, you.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Know, Papel they said this was a rude, disrespectful please
and you know this week, all right, we did say
Hulk's memorial service and funerals, So I guess that, Tony,
what do you have to say now?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
You know, from everything I've heard, it was a truly
touching memorial service, you know, And yes, I'm now fully
convinced that Hulk Hogan is not coming back until WrestleMania
twenty twenty six, pre ordering the pay per view.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Look right now, wait for that? Yeah so exciting.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh wait, before we move on, we do have to
get to some NBA knows though. You know, inferior sports
talk show host Dan Patrick, it came on the air
the other day and bashed Broddy James because Bronni did
not attend the press conference where the Lakers announced that
Luka Danks had been signed to an extension.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Now, Bronni was actually out.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Playing golf with his father during the press and well, Tony,
Dan Patrick is clearly in the wrong here, isn't.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Of course, Well, bron and Browny need to stay focused
on winning a championship, but they're not gonna win one
with the Lakers. No, No, their best shot of winning
a title is clearly at a fire Sons celebrity golf tournament,
and they need to be.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Focused on that.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Great point, Dony, And you know, talking about focus, Well,
we don't want to lose focus on the most important
topic of today, which of course is flying dildo's hitting
WNBA players and threatening their lives. So we are going
to dig into that after the break, but first got
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Speaker 1 (12:46):
All right, we're back from break and we're going to
get back into our special report that we're doing today
WNBA on the Fire from Dildos.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Special Report WNBA on the Fire from Dildos.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
All right, Well, you know at the top of the show,
we discussed the obvious solution here. You know, with all
these dildos being dangerously hurled at w NBA players, the
only solution is we got to ban these dildos from
the stadium. But that's not all we gotta do, Tony,
because you know what you got to do with this
case is you got to stop the dildo at the
point of say a site. You know, we got to
(13:23):
institute background checks. We just don't do handing out dildos
to everybody today. What we're gonna do right now is
we're gonna go to the streets. We're gonna get one
of the top dildo suppliers on the phone. Of course,
I'm talking about the company Adam and Eve, and we're
going to see what they're doing to stop this dildo
throwing epidemic. Okay, Tony, so you ready, here we go.
(13:44):
We're gonna take this to the streets. I got the
number right here, Hold on one moment, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Thank you for calling Padam and Eve to continue. Fish
got one. Oh I don't even know the Spanish word
for dildo, so no.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Maybe it's like el dildo I think with someone to
play of order, or if you simply have questions abounder.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Of products, please quest one? Yep, just someone. Yeah, I
can see you're currently assisting other clients.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh you know that's scary, Tony. You know people buying
dildos left and right.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah. Hello, yeah, hello.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Pauli Fusco here with Tony Fusco on the line, had
a question for you. You sell dildos at your company, right
we have you seen what's going on at these w
NBA games with players getting there under attack?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yes? Okay, okay, So are you trying to place an
order you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I'm asking you what your company is doing to keep
these dildo attacks, you know, from happening. Are you instituting
background checks or you just letting anybody come off the
street and buy a dildo because you asked no question,
no idea, And that's the problem. We got into the
bike asking the right questions.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Tony. Here we are. See we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
We're working our way up to change.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm glad she's taking this so seriously though she's good
at her job.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
She understood.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
She did yourself. She didn't even try to gatekeep. She
just passed this salong.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Here we go. Thanks for helping again. I may I
help you? Yeah, Pauli fo.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I was speaking to one of your people there. I
had a question. You know you sell dildos at your company. Correct,
Are you aware of what's going on at these w
NBA games with dildo's being dangerously thrown at these players
that thing to kill them? What is your company doing
to stop this epidemic of dildo throwing?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah? Good question.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Well hold on, can't you like into instito background checks,
you know, before you sell a dodo to somebody?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
We don't do that.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
We know you don't do that. Well, don't you want
to ask them? Hey, what are you going to do
with this dildo? Where are you going to put it?
You know, in between your legs are on an NBA court,
w NBA court. Don't you want to know you're the supplier? Well,
I hope if one of these players gets injured and
takes a dildo to the face, that's on you.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Good day, sir, Yeah, good day.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Not absolutely absolutely disgusting, disgusting.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Not our responsibility, you see that.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You know, this is the problem with our society, Tony,
lack of accountability.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
What happened to this country?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I hope, I hope that we don't see a w
NBA player die on the Oh my god, because they
took a dildo to the face.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Because they didn't want to do anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Well, you know, Tody, we did odd job today, unlike
our producer back there, didn't even bother you know, and
just to show you people, we didn't even need a guest. Okay,
it's perfect, exactly, you know, Tody, it just hit me.
You know, maybe our producer isn't here because he's one
of the guys who got arrested for throwing a dildo.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That's w NBA, you get.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I mean, if anyone has dildos him out this house,
probably him.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, exactly, and his mom exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, of course you know that, Dony, because you know
you've been over course in your bedroom many times. Oh
and something you know and I know is what makes
a great guest on this show. We know super Bowl heroes,
Eagles legends and guess what we just booked one for
next week.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yep, August is back, Nick Foles.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Wow, huge, don't forget a wisdom the music, Tony, he's
not here to do the music.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Hold on there we go, Okay, hold on that fire
right the music? There you go.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
It?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Ok yeah, your interview on the Apple podcast. Right, you
like and subscribe?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
And I know you're watching this because you know we
got to get that watch time up. We told you
to do it, so you didn't go any he got
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and Tony, great job is over, saying to you, Paul,
another floorless show. Oh wait, I gotta hit the end
(18:04):
screen though, Okay, okay, end screen.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
All right, there you go. We'll see next week. See
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