Sports talk legends Paulie and Tony Fusco show you the CRAZY way the Dallas Cowboys can still make the playoffs and why the recent Philadelphia Eagles losses are VERY STRANGE. Also, they tell you the REAL reason why Philip Rivers unretired to join the Colts and why everyone should feel SORRY for Odell Beckham Jr. Plus, catch the debut of the 2025 version of their holiday hit single "Jalen Bells".
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following content does not reflect the opinions of Fox
Sports Radio. If it reflects your opinions, then you must
be a nut job.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
All right, yo yo yo, I mean to your life
from filling it's the number one rated Polly and Totty
Fosco Yo yo yo. As always, Bali fools go here
with Donty fos go with Donny Huge Show.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Today.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You know, the mainstream media as usual out there, you
know your ESPN, BSPN whatever, they're trying to spin all
the numbers, stories live of course. Yeah, we're the only
people in the entire media who actually tell you the truth. Yeah,
and still we got these people morons coming up to
us and saying we're somehow biased Eagles homers and biased
(00:49):
against the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Wait, well if that's the case, then reality is biased
against the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's exactly what I said today.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
And you know, Donty, why we're talking numbers right and
the stories. Well, we just got our twenty twenty five
audience numbers from Fox Sports Radio, and well this will
come as no surprise to our millions of viewers and listeners.
After there's a number in this business called kum. You
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Yep.
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Speaker 3 (01:52):
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and ears. And you know this might sound controversial, but
the shows with the biggest cumes like ours, we're all
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later in the show. But right now, let's get right
into a top story story. All right, first outpligate you know,
(02:38):
we set it up top. People say, they claim that
we are somehow biased against the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Not true, not true at all. Right, just the prove it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
We're gonna show you why despite their six six and
one pathetic record, the Cowboys can still easily make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Break it down for the paper, Tony Look.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And our totally objective opinion. The Eagles are a shoeing
to win the NFC East. However, the Cowboys still have
a very good chance at getting a wild card. All
that has to happen is they need to win the
rest of their games. Then they need the Panthers and
Lions to lose all their games, and then they need
(03:19):
a massive nine point two earthquake to strike the San
andre Is Fourth causing all of San Francisco and Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
To fall into the ocean.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
And then they need the ensuing tsunami from that earthquake
to destroy all of Seattle. As long as all of
that happens, the Cowboys will clinch the number seven seed.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
See, there you go, We're not biased. They can Cowboys.
If we're telling you right then they have a chance exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well, now I'm staying in the NFC East. You know,
people who don't know football, well, they're freaking out because
the Eagles have now lost three straight and Jalen heights
at five, Darnova's in the lost to the chober so
will whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You know what, people, they're just missing the point are
what do we always say in this league?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You need to get their bad games out.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Of your system.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Of course, the Eagles lost to the Charges was basically
football diarrhea. They got all that bad stuff out of
their system at the right time. Frankly, I think people
should be more concerned about the Patriots and Broncos. They
have football constipation. They haven't gotten their bad games out.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Just watch. They're gonna get to the playoffs and that's
when all.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
That excess backup shit is gonna come pouring out uncontrollably.
They're not going to the Super Bowl. They're lucky if
they make it to the toilet Bowl. Meanwhile, the Eagles
will have a healthy, solid movement deep into the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Just terrific football and also digestive analysis that Donty and
you know the haters out there, they're bagging on Jalen
Hurts because in that loss to the Chargers, he became
the first player in NFL history to commit two turnovers
on the same play. You know, he threw the interception
which the Chargers caught and then dropped, which Hurts then
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picked up and then immediately fumbled. But I for one
was impressed with Hurts on that play, weren't.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You, Tony?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Of course, I mean nobody had ever done that before,
which means that Jalen Hurts made history. He's now going
down in the anals of all the famous historical people
who did things for.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
The first time.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You know, from now on, when they mentioned the first
President George Jefferson, and the first man on the Moon
Neil Diamond, they'll also mention Jalen Hurts and his single
play double turnover.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Just truly historic.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Just great historical perspective that, Donny, and I gotta say,
you know, Neil Diamond has to be one of my
favorite at astronauts and singers of all time.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, you know, people forget that's where he got the
inspiration for the song fly Me to the Moon, which
is just a terrific number.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Go sign, Tony, and uh, you know, while we're talking Eagles,
I gotta say. And this just goes to the haters
who say we're totally biased Dodie Eagles home as what else?
You know, Normally I agree with one hundred percent of
Nick Sirianni's coaching decisions.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You know, naturally, yes you should.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
But his decisions to deliberately lose these best games to
the Chargers and then the Bears and the Cowboys, well,
I think I would have preferred to see him.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Win those games.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Tony, And uh, you know, something just doesn't sit right
no to me.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Me and either you know. I was on Facebook the
other day.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I'm glad you brought this up because I was scrolling
through one of my most trusted groups, Concerned Moms for
American Freedom, and I saw something interesting in one of
the posts. They were comparing photos of Nick Sirianni last
year and this year. If you look closely, you can
see they are not the same person.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Now, hear me out.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
The Nick Sirianni from last year has no hair on
his head, but this year Siriani has a full head
of hair, which leads me to believe that the current
coach of the Eagles sit down for this might not
be the real Nick Sirianni. And well, I went and
(07:25):
searched on Wikipedia and look at this. Nick Siriani used
to work for the San Diego Charges. Now, when you
put this all together, what clearly happened is that at
some point a few weeks ago, the Charges secretly replaced
Nick Siriani with the Clone. I don't know when exactly,
(07:48):
but if I had to guess, it most likely happened
when the Eagles were up twenty one to nothing to
the Cowboys, and then they had that clone come in
and lose that game to the Cowboys and then the
other game to the Bears, so people wouldn't notice when
they strangely.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Lost to the Chargers.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But don't worry me and all the concerned moms in
my Facebook group are now working with the team and
Philadelphia Law enforcement to get this resolved.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Well, just tremendous eye opening analysis that, Tony. Of course,
we will keep you posted on any developments regarding the story.
And of course I don't know if we can even
move on, Tony after that. We have to, Yeah, so
let's just move to the AFC, where there's another studing development.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Tony.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
The Colts announce that they're bringing back forty four year
old Philip Rivers will be the team's QB after losing
Daniel Jones to injury. Now, a lot of people they're
wondering why Rivers would want to come back now, But Tony,
you have some inside sourcing here, don't you.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, My sources in the league tell me that Philip
Rivers was getting worried that he wouldn't have enough money
to buy Christmas presents for all ten of his children,
and that he was considering taking a part time job
as a greeter at Walmart just to help make ends
meet and get that ten percent employee discount. But luckily
(09:16):
the colt's job opened up just in time, and his
seven sons will now be getting a snowmobile, which they'll
have to share because he had to get it on financing.
But still a holiday miracle for the Rivers.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
True holiday miracle that, Yody. And you know we were
talker the other day, right, you know, I mean, if
they're bringing back an old Colts quarterback, well why not
bring back someone better?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
True?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I mean Philip Rivers was fine, but why not Peyton Manning?
You know, great question? And why not Johnny Unitis?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I mean, I know a lot of people might say
that would be impossible, you know, because Johnny Uniteds died
about twenty years ago. But those people clearly haven't seen
the mummy. All you got to do is get the
cadava and then you know, you do a seance and
you know, you bring his spirit back to his body,
and then you know, Johnny Unitas is back on the
(10:10):
field playing QB for the Colts.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You know that Tony is truly the definition of outside
the box thinking.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, exactly, because you just need to remove the cadava
from the box.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Outside the box, there you go in fact. Oh docdddy,
but those can you look up something? Can you look up?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Was the United has cremated or was he buried? Are
you gonna move? Look at him? He's just sitting there
like a lump.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh, sorry for asking you to do your job. Sorry guys, please, sorry,
sorry to do some activity, non activity, non activity, dead body, Jim,
there's a cadava right there with staring at one.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah exactly. Let's move on to more.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
N Okay, you see this toy Odell Beckham Junior out
and said that he's now bankrupt despite making one hundred
million dollars over his entire NFL career. Now a lot
of people say this is because he mismanaged his money
and all times.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
But those people don't get it, do they.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
No, this just shows how out of touch people are
with the economic realities and frankly, the plight of hard
working Americans like OPJ right now. You know, back in
the nineteen eighties, before ramp and inflation, it was so
much easier for the average American to afford a home,
a car, and a daily cocaine habit and still be
(11:36):
able to live comfortably. But now the average American can
no longer maintain a three bedroom.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Home or even a weekly cocaine habit.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
What happened to the America that our grandparents and many
record label executives dreamed of.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
It's such a shame. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Just so beautifully said Dony, And you know, on this
rather so note. We do know the holiday season right now,
a lot of people out there are struggling financially, you know,
not us, but you'll probably you know, yeah, but we
do want to do something to help, and that's why
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let's move to college football Tony controversy. They're outrage after
Notre Dame and BYU were left out of the college
football playoff. Well, people again, they're complaining, they're just not
seeing the big picture here.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Tony, Are that No?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I'm sure all the Noted Dame and BYU players are
upset about being ranked too low in the college football rankings,
but they have to remember that they're still ranked very
high in the Heaven rankings. You know, this is the
current list of schools most likely to see all their
players get into Heaven at number four, BYU at number three,
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Noda Dame at number two, Villanova and holding down the
top spot for the forty seven straight year.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Holy Cross, of course.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Of course, just so much needed perspective that duty was well.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Now to some other controversy, and this in Baseball.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
You're seeing this with the Baseball Hall of Fame, the
Contemporary Era Baseball Committee, which is basically, I guess, like
the easy past of the Hall of Fame. You know,
you just get in on some BS voters.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Actor.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Anyway, that committee decided to elect I'm a Giant Star
Jeff Kent and leave out a bunch of more deserving names,
and well, one of the sharpest voices out there, Richard Ditsch,
took to Twitter to voice his support for one of
those overlooked stars. He tweeted, for the life of me,
I don't understand how Carlos Delgado has been bypassed for
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the Hall of Fame. Look at his numbers from nineteen
ninety six to two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Incredible.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
If the guy hits twenty seven more home runs, he's
at five hundred, and I bet the optics get him in.
And you know, Donny, this is the same argument I've
been making about Chase Utley for years.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
If he had just hit.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
You know, one hundred and forty one more home runs,
then he would have been part of the four hundred club,
and the optics would have been totally different.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And I always said the same thing too about John Crook.
If he had just one maybe an MVP of two
and the World Series and also hit about three hundred
more home runs, he would have been also part of
that four hundred club as well, and the optics would
have been totally different.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You know, it's all just optics exactly. You know, it's
all just the optics. Just so ridiculous how they come
up with these things. Anyway, All right, well, talking about
something that we came up with, Tony. You know, we
do it every year, very special. People look forward to
it every single year. Allienay song Jalen Bells were about
to bring you the twenty twenty five edition, premiere it
(15:27):
right here live on the show. And you know, of course,
this is our second holiday single this year. As you know,
earlier earlier this month, we released our very moving holiday
tribute to Joel MB called The First Joel, which as
you know, is now entering it second week atop the
Billboard one hundred.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You should take that, Mariah carry Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So anyway, we're going to debut Jalen Bell's twenty twenty
five but first we're going to make you sit through
some commercials, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, stop trying to free load.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah exactly. Anyway, all right, go to break, we'll be
right back. All right, we're back from break. And you know, Tony,
people come up to us all year asking about this,
you know, at the deli non socials. Hey, hey, when
you're coming out with j Bells. Yeah, relax, Yeah, we
have a life people. Yeah you exactly. Anyway, Wait, your
(16:16):
weight is finally over because the other day Tony and
I we walk into the studio one take, put it down.
And I don't want to brag Tony, but I'm sure
this is destined to become another holiday.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Classic, your last number.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Without further ado, It's an annual tribute to the greatest
theme and the greatest player. Here you go, let's play
Jalen Bells twenty twenty five.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Jalen Bells, Jalen Bells, Jayleen.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
All the way.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Oh what fun it was to watch the Super Bowl
ball parade.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Hey, Jalen Bells, go eage.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
We had our roughs and downs, but we always have
a chance.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Unlike the Cleveland Browns dashing.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Through the East. Ye don't care. We lost to DA don't.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
What about Week one when Dallas played like crap? They
shot Cowboy fans are laying yr and so don't lose
your so dumb if it wasn't for their kicker. They
suck like the carden nose.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Oh, Jalen Bells, Jalen Bells, Jalen.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
All the Way.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Oh what fun it'll be to watch another super Bulbo Ray, Hey,
bad News Bills, You sucks ill.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
You'll never win a ring. You say it is long
losing and delicious.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Chicken wings dashing to the Super Bowl Eagles will repeat
your The giants and commanders will watch it on TV.
They shut Sorry to the Chiefs. You won't leave in win,
no no change, not even if you buy.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
More gifts for your best friends.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Go refs.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Oh, Jalen Bells, Jalen Bells, Jalen.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
All the way.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Oh what fun it'll be.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
To watch the Cowboys cry all day? Hey, Mike Gray
Bell New England smells and we.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Can't stand bo Nicks.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Someday he may win or ring just twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yo, don't what's that, Paulie?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Remember last year how we changed the last chorus from
Jalen Bells to Saquon Bells. After you realize Jalen and
Saquon about those syllables.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I is genius.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
But what if instead of coming up with a whole
new idea, we just did that again this year, double
genius sake. One's having a bit of a down year,
but that won't stop us, of course.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Not Oh, sat quon bells, saquon bells.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
He's having a down year, but we know when he
hears this song, he'll kick it into gear. Hey, go
eat Gales. We can tell to the best team sale by.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Far of the team.
Speaker 8 (19:00):
You have a.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Name as hellos. Great job doting, same to you, Pauly.
Another flawless Christmas song.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
We did it again, We did it again, doting just
another terrific legendary.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
We did it again. We outdid ourselves and amazing. What
a better way?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
There isn't a better way, A terrific show, all amazing. Hey,
don't forget you visit our merch store you get.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Are you kidding me? If it isn't the worst thing
every year? Why are you in your studio?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Where? Where are you? What are you an interrogation room?
Did you get arrested? Humanity?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
No, it's it's a conference room.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Nobody cares anyway. What does talk go?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
What? What corrections?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
God just go.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
You said the first man on the moon was Neil Diamond.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Legend bro, great astronaut and singer. Yee.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
No, they're two separate people. Neil Armstrong was the first
man on the moon. Didn't you learn that in kindergarten?
Speaker 8 (20:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Well, I'll show you a garden when I bury a
dead body.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, you're gonna be two separate people when I cut
you with my table saw.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Oh, can't wait for that.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, still talking. What another thing you said, the Anals
of History.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, it's called that because it's behind us bro.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah, dah No, it's the Annals of History, not the
Anals of history. Like literally everyone knows that, but you.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Oh yeah, well, uh you know it's also going to
be history you after I bludgeon you.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, and speaking of anal, your mom done.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
But here's an even better way to go out, Tony.
Just booked for next week. This is juj super Bowl
Hero Eagles legend Nick Foles will.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Be Wow Christ from a merch store.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
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the show on apple Pie.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Subscribe it all, Tony, great job as always.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Same to you, Paulie. Another floorless show and don't forget join.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Us next week for our very special and touching in
memoriam segment when we don't want to miss our lives
we lost this.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Hopefully produce so will be on there. Hopefully we can
hope for that, we can hope. All right, check back
and see if he's still hopefully not. We'll see it
people next week.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
See your
The following content does not reflect the opinions of Fox
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
All right, yo yo yo, I mean to your life
from filling it's the number one rated Polly and Totty
Fosco Yo yo yo. As always, Bali fools go here
with Donty fos go with Donny Huge Show.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Today.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You know, the mainstream media as usual out there, you
know your ESPN, BSPN whatever, they're trying to spin all
the numbers, stories live of course. Yeah, we're the only
people in the entire media who actually tell you the truth. Yeah,
and still we got these people morons coming up to
us and saying we're somehow biased Eagles homers and biased
(00:49):
against the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Wait, well if that's the case, then reality is biased
against the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's exactly what I said today.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
And you know, Donty, why we're talking numbers right and
the stories. Well, we just got our twenty twenty five
audience numbers from Fox Sports Radio, and well this will
come as no surprise to our millions of viewers and listeners.
After there's a number in this business called kum. You
may not be familiar with it because you're a late person.
(01:18):
What kum does is it measures the whole audience. He got,
you know, across all the platforms social audio video, and our.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Kuum was just so huge, wasn't it tonal enormous?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I mean, it's not just the volume of our cum,
but it's also the distance of our cum. Our cume
goes everywhere. We cover the whole country.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And you know there's so much build up anticipation heading
into twenty twenty six. Now you can already tell our
next year's kulm is going to be even bigger and fuller, you.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Know, yup, audio video, we are kuming across everyone's eyes
and ears. And you know this might sound controversial, but
the shows with the biggest cumes like ours, we're all
hosted by men. Women just have a harder time generating
that cume they do.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
And you know, on that note, make sure you're watching
this on video you like and subscribe on audio your
rate and review. You go to the Apple Pods there
yet you do the review there, and you take the
links in the description to visit the merch story. We
got sweet deals for you. We'll tell you about that
later in the show. But right now, let's get right
into a top story story. All right, first outpligate you know,
(02:38):
we set it up top. People say, they claim that
we are somehow biased against the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Not true, not true at all. Right, just the prove it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
We're gonna show you why despite their six six and
one pathetic record, the Cowboys can still easily make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Break it down for the paper, Tony Look.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And our totally objective opinion. The Eagles are a shoeing
to win the NFC East. However, the Cowboys still have
a very good chance at getting a wild card. All
that has to happen is they need to win the
rest of their games. Then they need the Panthers and
Lions to lose all their games, and then they need
(03:19):
a massive nine point two earthquake to strike the San
andre Is Fourth causing all of San Francisco and Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
To fall into the ocean.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
And then they need the ensuing tsunami from that earthquake
to destroy all of Seattle. As long as all of
that happens, the Cowboys will clinch the number seven seed.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
See, there you go, We're not biased. They can Cowboys.
If we're telling you right then they have a chance exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well, now I'm staying in the NFC East. You know,
people who don't know football, well, they're freaking out because
the Eagles have now lost three straight and Jalen heights
at five, Darnova's in the lost to the chober so
will whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You know what, people, they're just missing the point are
what do we always say in this league?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You need to get their bad games out.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Of your system.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Of course, the Eagles lost to the Charges was basically
football diarrhea. They got all that bad stuff out of
their system at the right time. Frankly, I think people
should be more concerned about the Patriots and Broncos. They
have football constipation. They haven't gotten their bad games out.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Just watch. They're gonna get to the playoffs and that's
when all.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
That excess backup shit is gonna come pouring out uncontrollably.
They're not going to the Super Bowl. They're lucky if
they make it to the toilet Bowl. Meanwhile, the Eagles
will have a healthy, solid movement deep into the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Just terrific football and also digestive analysis that Donty and
you know the haters out there, they're bagging on Jalen
Hurts because in that loss to the Chargers, he became
the first player in NFL history to commit two turnovers
on the same play. You know, he threw the interception
which the Chargers caught and then dropped, which Hurts then
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picked up and then immediately fumbled. But I for one
was impressed with Hurts on that play, weren't.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You, Tony?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Of course, I mean nobody had ever done that before,
which means that Jalen Hurts made history. He's now going
down in the anals of all the famous historical people
who did things for.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
The first time.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You know, from now on, when they mentioned the first
President George Jefferson, and the first man on the Moon
Neil Diamond, they'll also mention Jalen Hurts and his single
play double turnover.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Just truly historic.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Just great historical perspective that, Donny, and I gotta say,
you know, Neil Diamond has to be one of my
favorite at astronauts and singers of all time.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, you know, people forget that's where he got the
inspiration for the song fly Me to the Moon, which
is just a terrific number.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Go sign, Tony, and uh, you know, while we're talking Eagles,
I gotta say. And this just goes to the haters
who say we're totally biased Dodie Eagles home as what else?
You know, Normally I agree with one hundred percent of
Nick Sirianni's coaching decisions.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You know, naturally, yes you should.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
But his decisions to deliberately lose these best games to
the Chargers and then the Bears and the Cowboys, well,
I think I would have preferred to see him.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Win those games.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Tony, And uh, you know, something just doesn't sit right
no to me.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Me and either you know. I was on Facebook the
other day.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I'm glad you brought this up because I was scrolling
through one of my most trusted groups, Concerned Moms for
American Freedom, and I saw something interesting in one of
the posts. They were comparing photos of Nick Sirianni last
year and this year. If you look closely, you can
see they are not the same person.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Now, hear me out.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
The Nick Sirianni from last year has no hair on
his head, but this year Siriani has a full head
of hair, which leads me to believe that the current
coach of the Eagles sit down for this might not
be the real Nick Sirianni. And well, I went and
(07:25):
searched on Wikipedia and look at this. Nick Siriani used
to work for the San Diego Charges. Now, when you
put this all together, what clearly happened is that at
some point a few weeks ago, the Charges secretly replaced
Nick Siriani with the Clone. I don't know when exactly,
(07:48):
but if I had to guess, it most likely happened
when the Eagles were up twenty one to nothing to
the Cowboys, and then they had that clone come in
and lose that game to the Cowboys and then the
other game to the Bears, so people wouldn't notice when
they strangely.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Lost to the Chargers.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But don't worry me and all the concerned moms in
my Facebook group are now working with the team and
Philadelphia Law enforcement to get this resolved.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Well, just tremendous eye opening analysis that, Tony. Of course,
we will keep you posted on any developments regarding the story.
And of course I don't know if we can even
move on, Tony after that. We have to, Yeah, so
let's just move to the AFC, where there's another studing development.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Tony.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
The Colts announce that they're bringing back forty four year
old Philip Rivers will be the team's QB after losing
Daniel Jones to injury. Now, a lot of people they're
wondering why Rivers would want to come back now, But Tony,
you have some inside sourcing here, don't you.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, My sources in the league tell me that Philip
Rivers was getting worried that he wouldn't have enough money
to buy Christmas presents for all ten of his children,
and that he was considering taking a part time job
as a greeter at Walmart just to help make ends
meet and get that ten percent employee discount. But luckily
(09:16):
the colt's job opened up just in time, and his
seven sons will now be getting a snowmobile, which they'll
have to share because he had to get it on financing.
But still a holiday miracle for the Rivers.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
True holiday miracle that, Yody. And you know we were
talker the other day, right, you know, I mean, if
they're bringing back an old Colts quarterback, well why not
bring back someone better?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
True?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I mean Philip Rivers was fine, but why not Peyton Manning?
You know, great question? And why not Johnny Unitis?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I mean, I know a lot of people might say
that would be impossible, you know, because Johnny Uniteds died
about twenty years ago. But those people clearly haven't seen
the mummy. All you got to do is get the
cadava and then you know, you do a seance and
you know, you bring his spirit back to his body,
and then you know, Johnny Unitas is back on the
(10:10):
field playing QB for the Colts.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You know that Tony is truly the definition of outside
the box thinking.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, exactly, because you just need to remove the cadava
from the box.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Outside the box, there you go in fact. Oh docdddy,
but those can you look up something? Can you look up?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Was the United has cremated or was he buried? Are
you gonna move? Look at him? He's just sitting there
like a lump.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh, sorry for asking you to do your job. Sorry guys, please, sorry,
sorry to do some activity, non activity, non activity, dead body, Jim,
there's a cadava right there with staring at one.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah exactly. Let's move on to more.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
N Okay, you see this toy Odell Beckham Junior out
and said that he's now bankrupt despite making one hundred
million dollars over his entire NFL career. Now a lot
of people say this is because he mismanaged his money
and all times.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
But those people don't get it, do they.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
No, this just shows how out of touch people are
with the economic realities and frankly, the plight of hard
working Americans like OPJ right now. You know, back in
the nineteen eighties, before ramp and inflation, it was so
much easier for the average American to afford a home,
a car, and a daily cocaine habit and still be
(11:36):
able to live comfortably. But now the average American can
no longer maintain a three bedroom.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Home or even a weekly cocaine habit.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
What happened to the America that our grandparents and many
record label executives dreamed of.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
It's such a shame. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Just so beautifully said Dony, And you know, on this
rather so note. We do know the holiday season right now,
a lot of people out there are struggling financially, you know,
not us, but you'll probably you know, yeah, but we
do want to do something to help, and that's why
we are very excited to announce a special promotion at
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let's move to college football Tony controversy. They're outrage after
Notre Dame and BYU were left out of the college
football playoff. Well, people again, they're complaining, they're just not
seeing the big picture here.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Tony, Are that No?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I'm sure all the Noted Dame and BYU players are
upset about being ranked too low in the college football rankings,
but they have to remember that they're still ranked very
high in the Heaven rankings. You know, this is the
current list of schools most likely to see all their
players get into Heaven at number four, BYU at number three,
(13:25):
Noda Dame at number two, Villanova and holding down the
top spot for the forty seven straight year.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Holy Cross, of course.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Of course, just so much needed perspective that duty was well.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Now to some other controversy, and this in Baseball.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
You're seeing this with the Baseball Hall of Fame, the
Contemporary Era Baseball Committee, which is basically, I guess, like
the easy past of the Hall of Fame. You know,
you just get in on some BS voters.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Actor.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Anyway, that committee decided to elect I'm a Giant Star
Jeff Kent and leave out a bunch of more deserving names,
and well, one of the sharpest voices out there, Richard Ditsch,
took to Twitter to voice his support for one of
those overlooked stars. He tweeted, for the life of me,
I don't understand how Carlos Delgado has been bypassed for
(14:20):
the Hall of Fame. Look at his numbers from nineteen
ninety six to two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Incredible.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
If the guy hits twenty seven more home runs, he's
at five hundred, and I bet the optics get him in.
And you know, Donny, this is the same argument I've
been making about Chase Utley for years.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
If he had just hit.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
You know, one hundred and forty one more home runs,
then he would have been part of the four hundred club,
and the optics would have been totally different.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And I always said the same thing too about John Crook.
If he had just one maybe an MVP of two
and the World Series and also hit about three hundred
more home runs, he would have been also part of
that four hundred club as well, and the optics would
have been totally different.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You know, it's all just optics exactly. You know, it's
all just the optics. Just so ridiculous how they come
up with these things. Anyway, All right, well, talking about
something that we came up with, Tony. You know, we
do it every year, very special. People look forward to
it every single year. Allienay song Jalen Bells were about
to bring you the twenty twenty five edition, premiere it
(15:27):
right here live on the show. And you know, of course,
this is our second holiday single this year. As you know,
earlier earlier this month, we released our very moving holiday
tribute to Joel MB called The First Joel, which as
you know, is now entering it second week atop the
Billboard one hundred.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You should take that, Mariah carry Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So anyway, we're going to debut Jalen Bell's twenty twenty
five but first we're going to make you sit through
some commercials, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, stop trying to free load.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah exactly. Anyway, all right, go to break, we'll be
right back. All right, we're back from break. And you know, Tony,
people come up to us all year asking about this,
you know, at the deli non socials. Hey, hey, when
you're coming out with j Bells. Yeah, relax, Yeah, we
have a life people. Yeah you exactly. Anyway, Wait, your
(16:16):
weight is finally over because the other day Tony and
I we walk into the studio one take, put it down.
And I don't want to brag Tony, but I'm sure
this is destined to become another holiday.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Classic, your last number.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Without further ado, It's an annual tribute to the greatest
theme and the greatest player. Here you go, let's play
Jalen Bells twenty twenty five.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Jalen Bells, Jalen Bells, Jayleen.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
All the way.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Oh what fun it was to watch the Super Bowl
ball parade.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Hey, Jalen Bells, go eage.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
We had our roughs and downs, but we always have
a chance.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Unlike the Cleveland Browns dashing.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Through the East. Ye don't care. We lost to DA don't.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
What about Week one when Dallas played like crap? They
shot Cowboy fans are laying yr and so don't lose
your so dumb if it wasn't for their kicker. They
suck like the carden nose.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Oh, Jalen Bells, Jalen Bells, Jalen.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
All the Way.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Oh what fun it'll be to watch another super Bulbo Ray, Hey,
bad News Bills, You sucks ill.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
You'll never win a ring. You say it is long
losing and delicious.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Chicken wings dashing to the Super Bowl Eagles will repeat
your The giants and commanders will watch it on TV.
They shut Sorry to the Chiefs. You won't leave in win,
no no change, not even if you buy.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
More gifts for your best friends.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Go refs.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Oh, Jalen Bells, Jalen Bells, Jalen.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
All the way.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Oh what fun it'll be.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
To watch the Cowboys cry all day? Hey, Mike Gray
Bell New England smells and we.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Can't stand bo Nicks.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Someday he may win or ring just twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yo, don't what's that, Paulie?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Remember last year how we changed the last chorus from
Jalen Bells to Saquon Bells. After you realize Jalen and
Saquon about those syllables.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I is genius.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
But what if instead of coming up with a whole
new idea, we just did that again this year, double
genius sake. One's having a bit of a down year,
but that won't stop us, of course.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Not Oh, sat quon bells, saquon bells.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
He's having a down year, but we know when he
hears this song, he'll kick it into gear. Hey, go
eat Gales. We can tell to the best team sale by.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Far of the team.
Speaker 8 (19:00):
You have a.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Name as hellos. Great job doting, same to you, Pauly.
Another flawless Christmas song.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
We did it again, We did it again, doting just
another terrific legendary.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
We did it again. We outdid ourselves and amazing. What
a better way?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
There isn't a better way, A terrific show, all amazing. Hey,
don't forget you visit our merch store you get.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Are you kidding me? If it isn't the worst thing
every year? Why are you in your studio?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Where? Where are you? What are you an interrogation room?
Did you get arrested? Humanity?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
No, it's it's a conference room.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Nobody cares anyway. What does talk go?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
What? What corrections?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
God just go.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
You said the first man on the moon was Neil Diamond.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Legend bro, great astronaut and singer. Yee.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
No, they're two separate people. Neil Armstrong was the first
man on the moon. Didn't you learn that in kindergarten?
Speaker 8 (20:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Well, I'll show you a garden when I bury a
dead body.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, you're gonna be two separate people when I cut
you with my table saw.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Oh, can't wait for that.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, still talking. What another thing you said, the Anals
of History.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, it's called that because it's behind us bro.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah, dah No, it's the Annals of History, not the
Anals of history. Like literally everyone knows that, but you.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Oh yeah, well, uh you know it's also going to
be history you after I bludgeon you.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, and speaking of anal, your mom done.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
But here's an even better way to go out, Tony.
Just booked for next week. This is juj super Bowl
Hero Eagles legend Nick Foles will.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Be Wow Christ from a merch store.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
You just click the link in the description merch store
the show on apple Pie.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Subscribe it all, Tony, great job as always.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Same to you, Paulie. Another floorless show and don't forget join.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Us next week for our very special and touching in
memoriam segment when we don't want to miss our lives
we lost this.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Hopefully produce so will be on there. Hopefully we can
hope for that, we can hope. All right, check back
and see if he's still hopefully not. We'll see it
people next week.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
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