September 7, 2024 • 39 mins
Big Ben talks about big losses from Brian Kelly & LSU and Dabo Swinney & Clemson, Travis Kelce's PR team scrambling to debunk a Taylor Swift breakup story, Maller's Mountain of Money: Keanu Reeves Edition, and more!
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But our lead this hour from college football, which actually
happened to take place in that city. The NFL on hiatus.
This the rare and appropriate malor Overnight Show dedicated a
high percentage of valuable airtime to college football. Normally that's
taboo in these parts. As you understand, the NFL is
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much more important than college football. But the NFL taking
the break so we have our chance to dig in
to the junior varsity of the pigskin world and lost
Wages Nevada the stage for the made for TV matchup
SCC versus big ten. Yeah, that's awkward. It seem like
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they're a big tang team. But hey, what the hell
you think cold weather? You think nasty December football? You
think the University of Southern California. For the USC LSU matchup,
did you watch it Sunday night? No, somebody named Woody Marx.
I like the name. It's a good name. Woody Mark
scored a thirteen yard touchdown run with eight seconds left,
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pinballing off LSU defenders, and that was enough to give SC.
Coming into that game preseason ranking number twenty three overall,
SC gets a twenty seven to twenty win over number
thirteen LSU on a Sunday night in Sin City, and
it was the star of the bowl game. Last year
Miller Moss No moss on him for the Trojans three
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hundred and seventy eight yards passing against a big, badass
LSU defense with a Southeastern Conference at a touchdown. Now,
to be fair, s he benefited from the generosity of
the Bengal Tigers, benefiting from a rather ill time targeting
penalty with eighteen seconds left in the game after a
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pass play, there was a targeting penalty tacked on, and
that's set up Woody marks for the.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Winning score, the opener for both teams.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But the better story is in the losing locker room,
and that is where longtime college football coach Brian Kelly unloaded, unhinged.
Brian Kelly not happy with his team's performance, and he
let the world know. Let's go to the audio tape.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
And we're sitting here again. We're sitting here again tagging
about the same things about not finishing when you have
an opponent in a position to put them away. But
what we're doing on the sideline is feeling like the
game's over. And I'm so angry about it that I
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got to do something about it. I'm not doing a
good enough job as a coach, and I got to
coach him better because it's unacceptable for us not to
have found a way to win this football game.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It's ridiculous. So he went on and on, unhinge the
first time I've been here.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
And I'm angry at my football team.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Now, he didn't blame himself a little bit at the end,
But let us discuss the question. Do you find Brian
Kelly's rant, and you heard a good chunk of it there.
Do you find his rant about it. LSU's football problems significant.
So I've got war, tribunal, bartender, and horse and buggy,
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and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
The Voodoo Bugaloo, which is what LSU needs to find.
They need to find the voodoo Bugaaloo.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Now, to answer the question, do you find Brian Kelly's
rant about LSU football significant, I'm nodding my head.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yes, you can't see me. If you can, you're a stalker.
Brian Kelly has been a coach in buff Palm.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Regis third year now, so it's not like your first
year you say, okay, I give a little break there.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Second year, okay, you're still adjusting.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Three years in and I didn't hear the fake Cajun
accent at all. I guess he's lost that. But there
has been one constant to Brian Kelly and what he
has provided in Baton Rouge, and that is every season
three years running now, game one in the lost column,
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Game one in the lost column, Game one in the
lost column.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Now, things were supposed to be different. It's one thing.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
The last couple of years LSU, if you haven't paid attention,
they lost to Florida State, much to the joy of
jet who fled in the Sunshine State are called a
big Florida State suck up. But that's an acceptable loss. Now,
the first if I remember, a couple years ago, was
like a one point game between LSU and Florida State,
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but last year was a route or route. So back
to back losses to the Seminoles. Now you're like, okay,
now you're playing a neutral site game against a in
air quotes soft West Coast team deemed below your standards
being from the Southeastern Conference. Even though SC is now
a Big ten team, they're not really a Big ten team, right,
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I mean they name only they're a Big ten. They're
not deemed big tank.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Not yet.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
They got to earn their stripes in that conference. And
so this performance by LSU is worthy of a war
tribunal high crimes and misdemeanors the way they lost, allowing
SC to slice up your defense in the final seconds,
and then the mental boobooz on top of that, and
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for Brian Kelly, it's fool me once, the old line
fool me wants shame on you at fool me twice,
shame on me, fool me three times, though, what's the
old oneo thro fool me three times?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Shame on both of us.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
As Kelly has a habit going back to his days
at Notre Dame of pointing fingers, and typically he doesn't
start pointing at himself. He typically starts pointing at other people,
which doesn't go over well. Now, full disclosure, watching this game,
that is a poorly coached LSU team, And there's an
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old line in the coaching world that when you see
a team play like this, you see this type of performance,
either you're correcting it or you're allowing it to happen.
And so Brian Kelly's allowing this to happen. That's on him.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
It's not on anyone else other than him. He's the
one that's gone out.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
They have all this big budget to pay for players
to come in, pay to play in college football these
days at a school like LSU. Now, on the other side,
what does this USC win over LSU do for coach
Lincoln O'Reilly, the much unbattled Lincoln Riley. So for him,
this is a visit to the bartender, a trip to
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the old oxygen bar, because he gets that purified oxygen
right up his nostrils giving him a brief respite. And
I'll tell you why because entering this year now, I
have some friends of this show that do not want
their name hurt on the radio, but they claim I
don't know if these people are telling me the truth
or not. They're pretty tied in over at the sc
program and just say that Lincoln, things were not going great,
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teetering on the brink, the vultures starting to circle overhead.
They were starting to do the math on how much
it would take to get rid of Lincoln Riley. Now
that does not end because of a win over LSU,
but when hired, just for some comparative sake, referencing when
he was hired and started out in twenty twenty two,
Lincoln Riley was billed as the Messiah and the savior
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out of the dust bowl.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Who would leave?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Who would leave Oklahoma? That's an iconic program in itself.
To come to the West Coast, to come to California,
and it was going to be a return to glory
everything all the boosters at s he wanted, and the
early results have been more fluff than substance. That's just
the reality. There's a lot of rasthmatash. But in the end,
the first couple of products that USC put out under
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Lincoln Riley, they have been comparative to that of a
cream puff. Now USC has energized and feeling good about themselves.
People are gonna be kissing their ass. They beat LSU
neutral site game in Vegas. They've got another easy game,
you would say, against Utah State coming up before they
have to go take on teams like Michigan and Wisconsin
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in the Big Ten schedule. So that's when it's gonna
get real. It doesn't really get real. Now it's about
to get real following another soft opponent in Utah State.
No last word here. We pivot away from the LSU
USC game. We head to another event that took place
over the weekend and that would be based in South Carolina.
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We had a Mallard meet and greet months back and
Charleston to cross the state and everywhere I went in
South Carolina, I didn't see a lot of game cock stuff.
I did see a lot of orange, a lot of orange.
People love Clemson, love them some Clemson. I love them
some Clemson. Clemson had a measuring stick game with Georgia
and at halftime we're watching this game. I think it
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was six thing, if I remember correctly, I was watching
with half an eye.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Six nothing. Clemson was down to Georgia. But they're right
in the game.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's one score game, touchdown, extra point, you take the lead.
Then they had to play the second half. How did
that go? Don't ask Carson Beck and the Bulldogs eating
Clemson's lunch as they pounded them in the same I'm
outscoring them just about every possible way.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Thirty four to three was the final.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
That's a twenty eight to three outscore in the second
half for the boys who represent the Bulldogs over the Tigers.
So with that said, how much trouble is Dabbo Sweeny
in at Clemson?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
So this another one of these examples here getting the
pulse of the people. This is not one of those
things where it depends on the deep pockets of the
Clemson booster. And this is next level deep. It's not
like he's he's safe by any means. Financially, Dabbo is safe.
But realistically we've seen at other schools like Texas A
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and M. For example, if you want to get rid
of a ball coach bad enough, you will get it
rid of the ball coach bad enough, and so Dabo
Sweeney's current contract and I did a.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Double take when I saw it.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It contains a buyout clause worth sixty million dollars that
is in this year, twenty twenty four, and then in
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's, oh, this goes down.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's only fifty seven million. Okay, that's a bargain. In
twenty twenty five, it's actually twenty twenty six. It's actually
sixty million this year, and next it's twenty twenty six,
it goes down by three million. So either way, it's
a massive bonanza. It is the powerball lottery for Dabo
Sweeney if he has removed as coach of Clemson. Nevertheless,
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the odds are not zero that that happens. Now.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
You're gonna have to have.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
More performances like we saw against Georgia on the big
stage for Clemson for this to happen.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
But there is a path in.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The multiverse where this takes place, and Dabo Sweeney is
the horse and buggy of college football coaches. You hear
these stories. When the automobile came around and became mainstream,
there were people that just didn't believe in the automobile
they wanted.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
They wanted their horse.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
They knew what they had in the horse, they knew
how much it costs to feed, or they don't want
to worry about trying to find a gas station. They
loved the horse and the buggy, right, And that would
appear to be Dabbo Sweeney in a world think about
it like the Internet, in a world with five G
high speed Wi Fi. Dabbo is using AOL dial up
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is what he's using. Right, Welcome, You've got mail. And
he has avoided the transfer portal. Even though Clemson, by
all accounts, can come up with the money. It's not
that they don't have the money. I need to pay
the players and play the same game that Alabama and
Oklahoma and LSU and all these other schools are playing.
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They can play the same game. It just goes against
his sensibilities. It goes against his old world sensibilities that
he does not want to keep up with the times.
And there's a bit of Darwinism involved in this. Right,
you either adapt to the new environment in college football
or you get a check for what sixty million dollars
And in terms of a buy that sounds like a
win win situation.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
To me.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I don't know about you, but Clemson right now behind
the eight ball and a nice offense. I think I
could have called a better game on my video game
system than the Clemson coaching staff did against Georgia. George
is really good.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Come on, give m a break, okay.
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But our lead this hour is from the tabloids. I
can't help myself. I hope you'll bear with me my indulgence.
Here we go to the heartland of cansa city not
only the home of the current dynasty in pro football,
also the home of the Ben Mallard chicken fingers at
the landing over there in Liberty, Missouri. Also the drama
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O Rama djur and that's going on right now. It
involves a certain tight end developing hot dot dot dot. Now,
if you didn't hear about this, perhaps you don't read
the tabloids.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Badge by you. It's great reading, especially when you're sitting
on the toilet.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Man?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Is that good reading?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
So we have learned now that the chief star Travis Kelcey,
who is a game show host. He is a actor
in television and movies. Now Travis Kelsey also has a
PR team, and he has had his PR people contact lawyers.
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All of this over some social media posts that you
may have seen if you live.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
In the matrix. If you don't live in the Matrix,
you probably don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So those posts claim that they have tangible evidence prove
revealing that Travis Kelcey has been living a lie for
the last year. And these documents claim to show a
quote contract that was revealed the exact date down to
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the day where this relationship between Kelsey and Taylor Swift
will come to an end. Now Travis Kelsey has lawyered up.
There were legal papers bouncing around. According to the Daily Mail,
one of the great tabloids out there, the London Tabloid,
reporting this, this supposedly fake PR strategy document has bounced around.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
It's spread like wildfire in the matrix.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So let us discuss the question what do you make
of if the tabloids are right? Travis Kelcey's legal team
attempting to legally debunk the Taylor Swift documents of a
breakup story that are bouncing around. So I've got Circus Act,
Kim Trails, and Maxwell House, and we will combine all
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of these things together and say study as she goes,
because we got a long flight.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
It's a red eye flight.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
We're here all on. So a Travis Kelcey through this
story if accurate.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
As I understand it, my head was spinning a little bit.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
But as I understand, Travis Kelsey's advisors are at the
very least admitting the idea that all of this is
not real is a plausible story, and they know it's
a plausible story.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
And then what is my evidence.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
My evidence is they would not have a visceral reaction
of going to lawyers right away.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I mean they immediately try to refute this story.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
And if you try to refute, as a celebrity, every
fake story, it is an untenable situation. It is a
war you cannot win. And it's that old line. If
you find yourself in a whole, stop diggit. And this
story bouncing around claims to reveal a undercover strategy by
a high falute in Hollywood pr firm that lays it
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all out. Everything's laid out there that the Kelsey Swift
split announcement was going to happen on September twenty eighth.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
You can do the math as we slide into the fourth.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
September, sliding into the fourth day of September here, so
September twenty eighth, so a little over three weeks away now.
It also outlines a supposed plan to release an official
statement at the end of the month, and they even
go into detail on this.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
If you see the documents, you don't need to read them.
I'll just give them to you.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Right now, three days post breakup, it says, and that
would allow the initial media frenzy, the feeding frenzy, to
settle down and then ensure clarity.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
It goes into such detail this document.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It adds that the announcement will be gracious and respectful
and stress mutual respect. The paperwork also but wait, there's more,
states that this announcement would focus on mister Kelsey's personal
growth by framing the breakup as a natural part of life.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
And whoever did this, if it's fake, they did a
great job, right. They did a really good job. They
nailed it right. They dited the ie, they crossed the tee.
All that it also, according to the document, will highlight
Kelsey's unwavering commitment to his career his ongoing achievements in
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the professional sports industry.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
So this whole situation continues to feel like a circus act.
I'm talking about the relationship. There's a lot of spinning
plates going on like a good circus act there, and
you're trying to keep all these plates spinning and Spinner's spins,
Min's spins, Men's spen fins, Spence Bein' spencepin Smith spin. Now,
we wouldn't be shocked if this year long love story
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was just a made for Hollywood sham. I fell down
a rabbit hole. I don't know much about Taylor Swift.
I've heard her music over the years, but I've read
something online. I don't know who's true or not, but
Taylor Swift's mother was in marketing and that's that's where
she worked. And one story I was reading was detailing
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how Taylor Swift's entire life has been carefully choreographed by
the family. There that her image has been hand crafted
surgical precision. Every minute detail has been fed and trimmed
and all that for public consumption, So keep an eye
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on it. But that would be a humdinger humdinger of
a real Now they can't announce it's September twenty eight.
That's off the table. So if this is bogus, then
don't worry about it. But if they are planning to
break up and they've got it all laid out, and
you would think that this is such a big media frenzy,
if they do break up, there will be a PR
firm involved. They cannot do it September twenty eight. They'll
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have to push it back. Now, on that same train
of thought, we turned the page to Ravens defensive back
Marlon Humphrey. The NFL Lidlifter is on Thursday, and that
will feature Baltimore and Kansas City at Arrowhead. The Ravens
defensive back Marlon Humphrey. He went on record claiming that
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Taylor Swift's influence is why Travis Kelcey got a one
hundred million dollars podcast deal with Amazon. Is that fair
or foul? So some people up in arms over there
saying it's it's not right. It's absolutely fair, fair ball, fair,
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ball and I'm never wrong about these things. Travis Kelcey
and his brother right now are writing the Keim Trails
of the Swifties ship. They are every man, woman, and
child with an IQ above ten knows this Without the
Swifties listening for Intel some kind of dirt on the relationship,
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the Kelsey brothers are simply doing another meathead jock podcast.
Those are a dime a dozen and most people don't
listen to them. Neither one of these guys, the Kelsey Brothers,
is entertaining. They're just like all the others. It's less snoozefest,
is what it is, all right now, last word, So
we pivot a little further away from the heart of
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the story, which was the story where Travis Kelsey's PR
people are hiring lawyers to try to debunk the Internet
chatter that this is all a sham relationship with the
NFL social media Arm got involved in this and they
posted a hype video. You might have seen the season
beginning This is our Wednesday show begins tomorrow, and so
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the NFL Social media Arm posted a hype video and
it was really short, bounced all over the place. Many
people though, pointing out how could you miss this? The
Komodo Dragon in the room a and Pop Diva was
the star of the show to get you ready for
the NFL season. So how do you read how do
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you read the NFL marketing people their hype video obsession
with Taylor Swift? All right, so you can give your
take in a minute, I'm gonna give my take. So
the league knows this romance is not going to last forever, right,
short lived, whether it ends now or maybe they have
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a wedding and they get married, and they get married.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
For a couple of years and then they break up
and get divorced and all.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Either way, it's not a long term, live happily ever
after situation. So the NFL right now is brewing up
some Maxwell House coffee. They know for business. This is
good to the last drop. We all know it, all right.
I do this TV show on the weekend. We're always
trying to find ways to mention Taylor Swift's name on
the TV show. Like some idiot might be watching the
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TV show and then see Taylor Swift's name mentioned or
voto of her and all of a sudden get all
excited and we'll get all the Swifties to watch the show,
but they're squeezing all the juice out of the Swifty Orange.
If you will, right for reference, the twenty eight second clip.
That's it. Twenty eight seconds, that's our attentions, Maan, twenty
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eight seconds. They showed Taylor Swift not one, not two,
not three, not four, five times in a twenty eight
second clip. She was shown more than Patrick Mahomes or
any other plan for that matter. And quarterbacks who have
had some success. Joe Burrow, who got to a Super
Bowl a couple years back. He wasn't in the video.
Brock Purdy, who was just in the Super Bowl back
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in February, he wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
But of course you could argue that Joe Burrow.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
And Brock Purty and Patrick Mahomes, none of those people
have sold one hundred and fourteen million records. Taylor Swift
has has, and more importantly, the NFL people think she's
gonna sell a bunch of overpriced NFL T shirts and merch.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's all about the merch.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
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We welcome in our contestants, ready to play. Malard's a
mount of money? We say hello to Eenie Meenie, miny Moe.
We've got Ray, who is in Fresno.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Hello, Ray, Hey, I'm going welcome Ray. What are you
up to.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
A hold on many?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I hope we're not interrupting your night?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Man, I don't know you want you called up to
play the game? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, you didn't play last week?
Speaker 9 (28:09):
Did you? Ray?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
You played last week?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Didn't you?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Never?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Never? Ever? Hand to God?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well he didn't do that. He wouldn't agree to that deal.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
All right, Well it's not great to be honest.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, the phone is I'm gonna hang out. I mean
it's nothing against your Ray, but the phone socks, and
you know, thank you. We've got Dan, who is in Houston.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Hello Dan, Welcome.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Hello, much better phone.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Good phone. Congrat congratulations. You've got to get.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
What is there?
Speaker 9 (28:53):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
There's some kind of cosmic event we don't know about
that we're learning about here?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
What plan? What planet are you from?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Dan, I'm calling.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
I'm from California.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh well, calb are you it says Houston? I don't know.
Speaker 9 (29:08):
Yeah, no, California, Houston, California.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I'm out of Houston.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Did you say you were calling from Houston?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
No, they didn't even they didn't even ask me.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Oh cool.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Well, to be fair, I think this is the guy
I was talking to you who was hard to hear
it first because he was on speakerphone. And then he
took it off speakerphone, but that was after I wrote down.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
He just sounded like what he sounded like. He was
from Houston. Yeah, and I wrote that down before he
took it. People from Houston have bad speakerphone. Probably there's
a problem for people in Houston. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
All right, Well Dan, you're where in California? Are you listening?
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Dan?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (29:45):
Docmo?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Beautiful Sacramento, the capitol of California. All right, very nice, Dan,
Who would you like to partner up with? You got
me Ben Eddie or Kooper Loop.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
All right, you're gonna lose Mike. You down for an
l right now? He says that every week, and I win.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I'm the all time wins king at.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I don't know anymore.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
To be honest with you. Well, you not know that
you're getting old, you're losing my mind. I needs you
a lot in this game. No, you don't.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
I do.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You can say that, but the listeners know.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
The listeners know that you do not win the You
know that you're correct, You're You're just a foil for me.
Let's see we have Lorena door number one or door
number two.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Lorena, I prefer door number two.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Bag. All right, well you pick K KD. In the
Valley of the Sun. Hello, KD. I did all right?
Hold on sit well, see that was my mistake that
that was not on.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Cook all right, KD and Phoenix, Hello KD.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
He man saying, you know what's going on? What's going
on in the Valley of the Sun? Hot hot, hot,
hot desert.
Speaker 9 (31:00):
I've heard the.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, still hot, A lot of cactus, a lot of
the Dodgers.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Have the Dodger fans left town? Are they still there?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Have they They're gone?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
They're gone?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Okay, there was a mass exodus of Dodger fans after
that game on Monday afternoon. Well, Katie, who do you
want to partner up with? You got me Ben or
kooble loop? All right? That is the imagine. What are
the categories here, kooble loop.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
All right, gentlemen, this is the Keanu Reeves edition of
Mallard's Amount of Money he turned sixty years old.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Sixty. Wow, we're all doomed. It's all over, dye, it's
we're dead. It's I mean, just start digging a hole
right now.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
My guy.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
The the categories are Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Matrix,
Sweet November, and forty seven ronin which who was on first?
Was that?
Speaker 9 (31:58):
Dan?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh? Yeah, Dan was on first? Tolmo, same man. You
put Dan is in Sacramento, the Sacramento.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Which category would you like? Dan?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Let's do matrix?
Speaker 5 (32:08):
The Matrix? Alright, and KD? What category would you like?
All right, let's do it. Okay, everyone do not hang off.
And you guys on hold, you're the backup. So these
guys hang off. You're you're next up.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
In the bullpen. You're warming up in the bullpen.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
But as long as Dan and KD hang on, we
will have Malors Mountain of Money in its entirety. We'll
get to it, and we will do it, no laughing,
We'll get to it.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
We'll do it.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Next.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
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Speaker 1 (32:49):
Right to it we go. It is Malors Mountain of Money.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
That is the game. The teams have been set.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
We've got Kad in the Valley the Sun. Dan in Houston.
Dan I believe was on first. He's teamed up with
Oh Dan, it's not Houston. He's in Sacramento. But for
some reason, the screen still says Houston. But he's in Sacramento. Dan,
you're with Eddie? Is that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
All right, look at that.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
And the category you picked is the matrix? Is that
also correct?
Speaker 5 (33:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Very good?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
All right.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
These athletes were once thought to be the one and
they were drafted number one overall. We'll put forty five
seconds on the clock. We need the first and last name,
and Eddie you're on your way go.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Hall of Fame Basketball big man won titles with Kobe
and the Lakers. Does a lot of commercials. Yes, public
couldn't star. He's always hurt, he's overweight, played at duke.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Oh oh good, Yeah that's his name. Actually you said it.
No cussing one.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
More cuss, you lose the game. One more cuss, all right.
Speaker 9 (34:06):
A former NFL quarterback Italian American, and he won a
Heisman at Miami Buccaneers, number one draft pick, Cowboys, many
other NFL teams.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
He's a terrible clues Eddy, he really, I can't. It's
a terrible job by you.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
That's why you suck at the game's Eddie, bad job
by you. You didn't get Zion Williamson. He came up
with a new name for him, and he hung a
lot of cowards. A coward, I thought toward.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
That would have been better than what the guesses he gave. Well,
you got your quil O'Neal, Eddie, that's ten points.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
That's awesome. We'll have to go to we'll have to.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Go to the bullpen.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
He was drowning in shame. Do better next ye, bad
job by you, guy, panicked, he hung up like a coward.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
All right, k d, we got this in the bag.
We just you just don't have to.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Be Was that the governor of California? I don't know,
all right, Jason Coop.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
You just you just don't have to f up. And
then we got this, all right, Katie, We got Bill
and Ted's excellent adventure.
Speaker 9 (35:04):
Right.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, these active players probably wish they had a time machine.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Are you ready? KD? All right, here we go.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
All right, quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers right now. He
came from the Broncos. God, such a bad stop. Okay, uh.
This guy averaged a triple double in the NBA. He
played for the Thunder and then the Clippers, and then
(35:34):
he's now with the Nuggets. He averaged a triple double.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
It's a bad cool cool, come on you or both?
Speaker 5 (35:43):
For running back for the Cowboys. He is now back
on the Cowboys. He went to the Patriots last year.
Oh my god, Smith, I.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Remember him with the Patriots.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
The lead.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Are you trolling me?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Katy?
Speaker 10 (36:05):
You may lose to a guy that hung up. Well,
it's a defensive battle here, Katie. Are you are you
being for real? Are you trying?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, no, Ezekiel Elliott and Smith, Jesus, no, he's he's trolling.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I thought your clues were not good.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
I it's not even screened, but there's there's somebody waiting
on rine to that.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
All right, that was such a futile effort. We'll go
to the unscreened line. Hello, unscreened line, you're on the air.
On screen, Be careful, this might be James. Hello, please God,
Hello caller, you're on the air. Collar Hello, I don't
even hear anybody.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
That's probably James. Give me Bill, Just give me Bill,
give me angry people ask, give me Bill.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Wow, angry Billy married Bill.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Well, you got a bunch of good callers.
Speaker 11 (37:07):
Yeah, let's do this Bill and win there. Okay, you
guys sucked and given clues there you're calling. You're clues.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I would have I would have nailed this board.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
All right, Bill, Do you want sweet November or forty
seven ronin sweet November?
Speaker 4 (37:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
All right, these athletes came out of retirement. They all
came out. No, No, I messed that up. They were
born in November. But it doesn't matter. That's not like
that would help.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
All right, Here we go.
Speaker 9 (37:36):
We're born.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Yeah, that's not gonna just don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Here we go. All right.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
The Sandman closing for the Yankees' TI We're tied, all right.
This guy is a star for the timber Wolves. He
has like three names. Okay, uh wide receive long time
(38:00):
wide receiver for the Chargers. He's now on the Bears. Okay,
hold on, no, no, no, it was it was Eddie's
guy who cut all right? What this guy just won
the hot dog eating contest today because the he's the
(38:21):
best competitive eater of all time.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
I just need to get one.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
We're tied.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Give me some boy, angry Bill, you've out done yourself.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
You know nothing about sports, Josh, ain't Orlando, Josh, you
want to play, Josh, this is your fault. I've been waiting,
all right, Josh seven ronan these athletes. I'm told all
War number forty seven, you just gotta get one. Right
to win the game, you have to do the one
hundred point one though, No, he'll no go ahead here.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
This is an amazing all right, here we go the
current general manager of the forty nine ers. He was
a hard hitting Hall of Fame safety with the Buccaneers.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
John, that is the lowest score ever to win Mallards
another for me, twenty to ten was the final score.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
You this means your fault coup because you were taking drush,
you know, hofore I got tig.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
How is it possible that guy was so full of it?
Speaker 5 (39:25):
He did that on purpose.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
How about we were on six hundred plus radio stations.
We are having international audience on iHeart, We're on stations
around the world. And that's who called up to play
Mallards a mountain money.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Josh was a genius.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Is not even mathematically possible Golden ticket for Josh winner.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Oh my goodness.
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But our lead this hour from college football, which actually
happened to take place in that city. The NFL on hiatus.
This the rare and appropriate malor Overnight Show dedicated a
high percentage of valuable airtime to college football. Normally that's
taboo in these parts. As you understand, the NFL is
(02:28):
much more important than college football. But the NFL taking
the break so we have our chance to dig in
to the junior varsity of the pigskin world and lost
Wages Nevada the stage for the made for TV matchup
SCC versus big ten. Yeah, that's awkward. It seem like
(02:49):
they're a big tang team. But hey, what the hell
you think cold weather? You think nasty December football? You
think the University of Southern California. For the USC LSU matchup,
did you watch it Sunday night? No, somebody named Woody Marx.
I like the name. It's a good name. Woody Mark
scored a thirteen yard touchdown run with eight seconds left,
(03:11):
pinballing off LSU defenders, and that was enough to give SC.
Coming into that game preseason ranking number twenty three overall,
SC gets a twenty seven to twenty win over number
thirteen LSU on a Sunday night in Sin City, and
it was the star of the bowl game. Last year
Miller Moss No moss on him for the Trojans three
(03:36):
hundred and seventy eight yards passing against a big, badass
LSU defense with a Southeastern Conference at a touchdown. Now,
to be fair, s he benefited from the generosity of
the Bengal Tigers, benefiting from a rather ill time targeting
penalty with eighteen seconds left in the game after a
(03:59):
pass play, there was a targeting penalty tacked on, and
that's set up Woody marks for the.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Winning score, the opener for both teams.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But the better story is in the losing locker room,
and that is where longtime college football coach Brian Kelly unloaded, unhinged.
Brian Kelly not happy with his team's performance, and he
let the world know. Let's go to the audio tape.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
And we're sitting here again. We're sitting here again tagging
about the same things about not finishing when you have
an opponent in a position to put them away. But
what we're doing on the sideline is feeling like the
game's over. And I'm so angry about it that I
(04:47):
got to do something about it. I'm not doing a
good enough job as a coach, and I got to
coach him better because it's unacceptable for us not to
have found a way to win this football game.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It's ridiculous. So he went on and on, unhinge the
first time I've been here.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
And I'm angry at my football team.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Now, he didn't blame himself a little bit at the end,
But let us discuss the question. Do you find Brian
Kelly's rant, and you heard a good chunk of it there.
Do you find his rant about it. LSU's football problems significant.
So I've got war, tribunal, bartender, and horse and buggy,
(05:26):
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
The Voodoo Bugaloo, which is what LSU needs to find.
They need to find the voodoo Bugaaloo.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Now, to answer the question, do you find Brian Kelly's
rant about LSU football significant, I'm nodding my head.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yes, you can't see me. If you can, you're a stalker.
Brian Kelly has been a coach in buff Palm.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Regis third year now, so it's not like your first
year you say, okay, I give a little break there.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Second year, okay, you're still adjusting.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Three years in and I didn't hear the fake Cajun
accent at all. I guess he's lost that. But there
has been one constant to Brian Kelly and what he
has provided in Baton Rouge, and that is every season
three years running now, game one in the lost column,
(06:19):
Game one in the lost column, Game one in the
lost column.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Now, things were supposed to be different. It's one thing.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
The last couple of years LSU, if you haven't paid attention,
they lost to Florida State, much to the joy of
jet who fled in the Sunshine State are called a
big Florida State suck up. But that's an acceptable loss. Now,
the first if I remember, a couple years ago, was
like a one point game between LSU and Florida State,
(06:45):
but last year was a route or route. So back
to back losses to the Seminoles. Now you're like, okay,
now you're playing a neutral site game against a in
air quotes soft West Coast team deemed below your standards
being from the Southeastern Conference. Even though SC is now
a Big ten team, they're not really a Big ten team, right,
(07:07):
I mean they name only they're a Big ten. They're
not deemed big tank.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Not yet.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
They got to earn their stripes in that conference. And
so this performance by LSU is worthy of a war
tribunal high crimes and misdemeanors the way they lost, allowing
SC to slice up your defense in the final seconds,
and then the mental boobooz on top of that, and
(07:33):
for Brian Kelly, it's fool me once, the old line
fool me wants shame on you at fool me twice,
shame on me, fool me three times, though, what's the
old oneo thro fool me three times?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Shame on both of us.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
As Kelly has a habit going back to his days
at Notre Dame of pointing fingers, and typically he doesn't
start pointing at himself. He typically starts pointing at other people,
which doesn't go over well. Now, full disclosure, watching this game,
that is a poorly coached LSU team, And there's an
(08:05):
old line in the coaching world that when you see
a team play like this, you see this type of performance,
either you're correcting it or you're allowing it to happen.
And so Brian Kelly's allowing this to happen. That's on him.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
It's not on anyone else other than him. He's the
one that's gone out.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
They have all this big budget to pay for players
to come in, pay to play in college football these
days at a school like LSU. Now, on the other side,
what does this USC win over LSU do for coach
Lincoln O'Reilly, the much unbattled Lincoln Riley. So for him,
this is a visit to the bartender, a trip to
(08:44):
the old oxygen bar, because he gets that purified oxygen
right up his nostrils giving him a brief respite. And
I'll tell you why because entering this year now, I
have some friends of this show that do not want
their name hurt on the radio, but they claim I
don't know if these people are telling me the truth
or not. They're pretty tied in over at the sc
program and just say that Lincoln, things were not going great,
(09:09):
teetering on the brink, the vultures starting to circle overhead.
They were starting to do the math on how much
it would take to get rid of Lincoln Riley. Now
that does not end because of a win over LSU,
but when hired, just for some comparative sake, referencing when
he was hired and started out in twenty twenty two,
Lincoln Riley was billed as the Messiah and the savior
(09:33):
out of the dust bowl.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Who would leave?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Who would leave Oklahoma? That's an iconic program in itself.
To come to the West Coast, to come to California,
and it was going to be a return to glory
everything all the boosters at s he wanted, and the
early results have been more fluff than substance. That's just
the reality. There's a lot of rasthmatash. But in the end,
the first couple of products that USC put out under
(09:57):
Lincoln Riley, they have been comparative to that of a
cream puff. Now USC has energized and feeling good about themselves.
People are gonna be kissing their ass. They beat LSU
neutral site game in Vegas. They've got another easy game,
you would say, against Utah State coming up before they
have to go take on teams like Michigan and Wisconsin
(10:18):
in the Big Ten schedule. So that's when it's gonna
get real. It doesn't really get real. Now it's about
to get real following another soft opponent in Utah State.
No last word here. We pivot away from the LSU
USC game. We head to another event that took place
over the weekend and that would be based in South Carolina.
(10:38):
We had a Mallard meet and greet months back and
Charleston to cross the state and everywhere I went in
South Carolina, I didn't see a lot of game cock stuff.
I did see a lot of orange, a lot of orange.
People love Clemson, love them some Clemson. I love them
some Clemson. Clemson had a measuring stick game with Georgia
and at halftime we're watching this game. I think it
(10:59):
was six thing, if I remember correctly, I was watching
with half an eye.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Six nothing. Clemson was down to Georgia. But they're right
in the game.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's one score game, touchdown, extra point, you take the lead.
Then they had to play the second half. How did
that go? Don't ask Carson Beck and the Bulldogs eating
Clemson's lunch as they pounded them in the same I'm
outscoring them just about every possible way.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Thirty four to three was the final.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
That's a twenty eight to three outscore in the second
half for the boys who represent the Bulldogs over the Tigers.
So with that said, how much trouble is Dabbo Sweeny
in at Clemson?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
So this another one of these examples here getting the
pulse of the people. This is not one of those
things where it depends on the deep pockets of the
Clemson booster. And this is next level deep. It's not
like he's he's safe by any means. Financially, Dabbo is safe.
But realistically we've seen at other schools like Texas A
(12:08):
and M. For example, if you want to get rid
of a ball coach bad enough, you will get it
rid of the ball coach bad enough, and so Dabo
Sweeney's current contract and I did a.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Double take when I saw it.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It contains a buyout clause worth sixty million dollars that
is in this year, twenty twenty four, and then in
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's, oh, this goes down.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's only fifty seven million. Okay, that's a bargain. In
twenty twenty five, it's actually twenty twenty six. It's actually
sixty million this year, and next it's twenty twenty six,
it goes down by three million. So either way, it's
a massive bonanza. It is the powerball lottery for Dabo
Sweeney if he has removed as coach of Clemson. Nevertheless,
(12:55):
the odds are not zero that that happens. Now.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
You're gonna have to have.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
More performances like we saw against Georgia on the big
stage for Clemson for this to happen.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
But there is a path in.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The multiverse where this takes place, and Dabo Sweeney is
the horse and buggy of college football coaches. You hear
these stories. When the automobile came around and became mainstream,
there were people that just didn't believe in the automobile
they wanted.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
They wanted their horse.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
They knew what they had in the horse, they knew
how much it costs to feed, or they don't want
to worry about trying to find a gas station. They
loved the horse and the buggy, right, And that would
appear to be Dabbo Sweeney in a world think about
it like the Internet, in a world with five G
high speed Wi Fi. Dabbo is using AOL dial up
(13:46):
is what he's using. Right, Welcome, You've got mail. And
he has avoided the transfer portal. Even though Clemson, by
all accounts, can come up with the money. It's not
that they don't have the money. I need to pay
the players and play the same game that Alabama and
Oklahoma and LSU and all these other schools are playing.
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They can play the same game. It just goes against
his sensibilities. It goes against his old world sensibilities that
he does not want to keep up with the times.
And there's a bit of Darwinism involved in this. Right,
you either adapt to the new environment in college football
or you get a check for what sixty million dollars
And in terms of a buy that sounds like a
win win situation.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
To me.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I don't know about you, but Clemson right now behind
the eight ball and a nice offense. I think I
could have called a better game on my video game
system than the Clemson coaching staff did against Georgia. George
is really good.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Come on, give m a break, okay.
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Noah in Austin.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
But our lead this hour is from the tabloids. I
can't help myself. I hope you'll bear with me my indulgence.
Here we go to the heartland of cansa city not
only the home of the current dynasty in pro football,
also the home of the Ben Mallard chicken fingers at
the landing over there in Liberty, Missouri. Also the drama
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O Rama djur and that's going on right now. It
involves a certain tight end developing hot dot dot dot. Now,
if you didn't hear about this, perhaps you don't read
the tabloids.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Badge by you. It's great reading, especially when you're sitting
on the toilet.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Man?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Is that good reading?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
So we have learned now that the chief star Travis Kelcey,
who is a game show host. He is a actor
in television and movies. Now Travis Kelsey also has a
PR team, and he has had his PR people contact lawyers.
(17:25):
All of this over some social media posts that you
may have seen if you live.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
In the matrix. If you don't live in the Matrix,
you probably don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So those posts claim that they have tangible evidence prove
revealing that Travis Kelcey has been living a lie for
the last year. And these documents claim to show a
quote contract that was revealed the exact date down to
(17:58):
the day where this relationship between Kelsey and Taylor Swift
will come to an end. Now Travis Kelsey has lawyered up.
There were legal papers bouncing around. According to the Daily Mail,
one of the great tabloids out there, the London Tabloid,
reporting this, this supposedly fake PR strategy document has bounced around.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
It's spread like wildfire in the matrix.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So let us discuss the question what do you make
of if the tabloids are right? Travis Kelcey's legal team
attempting to legally debunk the Taylor Swift documents of a
breakup story that are bouncing around. So I've got Circus Act,
Kim Trails, and Maxwell House, and we will combine all
(18:51):
of these things together and say study as she goes,
because we got a long flight.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
It's a red eye flight.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
We're here all on. So a Travis Kelcey through this
story if accurate.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
As I understand it, my head was spinning a little bit.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
But as I understand, Travis Kelsey's advisors are at the
very least admitting the idea that all of this is
not real is a plausible story, and they know it's
a plausible story.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
And then what is my evidence.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
My evidence is they would not have a visceral reaction
of going to lawyers right away.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I mean they immediately try to refute this story.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
And if you try to refute, as a celebrity, every
fake story, it is an untenable situation. It is a
war you cannot win. And it's that old line. If
you find yourself in a whole, stop diggit. And this
story bouncing around claims to reveal a undercover strategy by
a high falute in Hollywood pr firm that lays it
(20:00):
all out. Everything's laid out there that the Kelsey Swift
split announcement was going to happen on September twenty eighth.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
You can do the math as we slide into the fourth.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
September, sliding into the fourth day of September here, so
September twenty eighth, so a little over three weeks away now.
It also outlines a supposed plan to release an official
statement at the end of the month, and they even
go into detail on this.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
If you see the documents, you don't need to read them.
I'll just give them to you.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Right now, three days post breakup, it says, and that
would allow the initial media frenzy, the feeding frenzy, to
settle down and then ensure clarity.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
It goes into such detail this document.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It adds that the announcement will be gracious and respectful
and stress mutual respect. The paperwork also but wait, there's more,
states that this announcement would focus on mister Kelsey's personal
growth by framing the breakup as a natural part of life.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
And whoever did this, if it's fake, they did a
great job, right. They did a really good job. They
nailed it right. They dited the ie, they crossed the tee.
All that it also, according to the document, will highlight
Kelsey's unwavering commitment to his career his ongoing achievements in
(21:29):
the professional sports industry.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
So this whole situation continues to feel like a circus act.
I'm talking about the relationship. There's a lot of spinning
plates going on like a good circus act there, and
you're trying to keep all these plates spinning and Spinner's spins,
Min's spins, Men's spen fins, Spence Bein' spencepin Smith spin. Now,
we wouldn't be shocked if this year long love story
(21:53):
was just a made for Hollywood sham. I fell down
a rabbit hole. I don't know much about Taylor Swift.
I've heard her music over the years, but I've read
something online. I don't know who's true or not, but
Taylor Swift's mother was in marketing and that's that's where
she worked. And one story I was reading was detailing
(22:14):
how Taylor Swift's entire life has been carefully choreographed by
the family. There that her image has been hand crafted
surgical precision. Every minute detail has been fed and trimmed
and all that for public consumption, So keep an eye
(22:35):
on it. But that would be a humdinger humdinger of
a real Now they can't announce it's September twenty eight.
That's off the table. So if this is bogus, then
don't worry about it. But if they are planning to
break up and they've got it all laid out, and
you would think that this is such a big media frenzy,
if they do break up, there will be a PR
firm involved. They cannot do it September twenty eight. They'll
(22:57):
have to push it back. Now, on that same train
of thought, we turned the page to Ravens defensive back
Marlon Humphrey. The NFL Lidlifter is on Thursday, and that
will feature Baltimore and Kansas City at Arrowhead. The Ravens
defensive back Marlon Humphrey. He went on record claiming that
(23:18):
Taylor Swift's influence is why Travis Kelcey got a one
hundred million dollars podcast deal with Amazon. Is that fair
or foul? So some people up in arms over there
saying it's it's not right. It's absolutely fair, fair ball, fair,
(23:39):
ball and I'm never wrong about these things. Travis Kelcey
and his brother right now are writing the Keim Trails
of the Swifties ship. They are every man, woman, and
child with an IQ above ten knows this Without the
Swifties listening for Intel some kind of dirt on the relationship,
(24:00):
the Kelsey brothers are simply doing another meathead jock podcast.
Those are a dime a dozen and most people don't
listen to them. Neither one of these guys, the Kelsey Brothers,
is entertaining. They're just like all the others. It's less snoozefest,
is what it is, all right now, last word, So
we pivot a little further away from the heart of
(24:22):
the story, which was the story where Travis Kelsey's PR
people are hiring lawyers to try to debunk the Internet
chatter that this is all a sham relationship with the
NFL social media Arm got involved in this and they
posted a hype video. You might have seen the season
beginning This is our Wednesday show begins tomorrow, and so
(24:46):
the NFL Social media Arm posted a hype video and
it was really short, bounced all over the place. Many
people though, pointing out how could you miss this? The
Komodo Dragon in the room a and Pop Diva was
the star of the show to get you ready for
the NFL season. So how do you read how do
(25:09):
you read the NFL marketing people their hype video obsession
with Taylor Swift? All right, so you can give your
take in a minute, I'm gonna give my take. So
the league knows this romance is not going to last forever, right,
short lived, whether it ends now or maybe they have
(25:30):
a wedding and they get married, and they get married.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
For a couple of years and then they break up
and get divorced and all.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Either way, it's not a long term, live happily ever
after situation. So the NFL right now is brewing up
some Maxwell House coffee. They know for business. This is
good to the last drop. We all know it, all right.
I do this TV show on the weekend. We're always
trying to find ways to mention Taylor Swift's name on
the TV show. Like some idiot might be watching the
(25:57):
TV show and then see Taylor Swift's name mentioned or
voto of her and all of a sudden get all
excited and we'll get all the Swifties to watch the show,
but they're squeezing all the juice out of the Swifty Orange.
If you will, right for reference, the twenty eight second clip.
That's it. Twenty eight seconds, that's our attentions, Maan, twenty
(26:19):
eight seconds. They showed Taylor Swift not one, not two,
not three, not four, five times in a twenty eight
second clip. She was shown more than Patrick Mahomes or
any other plan for that matter. And quarterbacks who have
had some success. Joe Burrow, who got to a Super
Bowl a couple years back. He wasn't in the video.
Brock Purdy, who was just in the Super Bowl back
(26:43):
in February, he wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
But of course you could argue that Joe Burrow.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
And Brock Purty and Patrick Mahomes, none of those people
have sold one hundred and fourteen million records. Taylor Swift
has has, and more importantly, the NFL people think she's
gonna sell a bunch of overpriced NFL T shirts and merch.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's all about the merch.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Hit that button right there now.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Mailor's Mountain of money. Hello, do you have what it
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way we go.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
We welcome in our contestants, ready to play. Malard's a
mount of money? We say hello to Eenie Meenie, miny Moe.
We've got Ray, who is in Fresno.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Hello, Ray, Hey, I'm going welcome Ray. What are you
up to.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
A hold on many?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I hope we're not interrupting your night?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Man, I don't know you want you called up to
play the game? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, you didn't play last week?
Speaker 9 (28:09):
Did you? Ray?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
You played last week?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Didn't you?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Never?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Never? Ever? Hand to God?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well he didn't do that. He wouldn't agree to that deal.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
All right, Well it's not great to be honest.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, the phone is I'm gonna hang out. I mean
it's nothing against your Ray, but the phone socks, and
you know, thank you. We've got Dan, who is in Houston.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Hello Dan, Welcome.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Hello, much better phone.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Good phone. Congrat congratulations. You've got to get.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
What is there?
Speaker 9 (28:53):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
There's some kind of cosmic event we don't know about
that we're learning about here?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
What plan? What planet are you from?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Dan, I'm calling.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
I'm from California.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh well, calb are you it says Houston? I don't know.
Speaker 9 (29:08):
Yeah, no, California, Houston, California.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I'm out of Houston.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Did you say you were calling from Houston?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
No, they didn't even they didn't even ask me.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Oh cool.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Well, to be fair, I think this is the guy
I was talking to you who was hard to hear
it first because he was on speakerphone. And then he
took it off speakerphone, but that was after I wrote down.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
He just sounded like what he sounded like. He was
from Houston. Yeah, and I wrote that down before he
took it. People from Houston have bad speakerphone. Probably there's
a problem for people in Houston. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
All right, Well Dan, you're where in California? Are you listening?
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Dan?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (29:45):
Docmo?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Beautiful Sacramento, the capitol of California. All right, very nice, Dan,
Who would you like to partner up with? You got
me Ben Eddie or Kooper Loop.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
All right, you're gonna lose Mike. You down for an
l right now? He says that every week, and I win.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I'm the all time wins king at.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I don't know anymore.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
To be honest with you. Well, you not know that
you're getting old, you're losing my mind. I needs you
a lot in this game. No, you don't.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
I do.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You can say that, but the listeners know.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
The listeners know that you do not win the You
know that you're correct, You're You're just a foil for me.
Let's see we have Lorena door number one or door
number two.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Lorena, I prefer door number two.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Bag. All right, well you pick K KD. In the
Valley of the Sun. Hello, KD. I did all right?
Hold on sit well, see that was my mistake that
that was not on.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Cook all right, KD and Phoenix, Hello KD.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
He man saying, you know what's going on? What's going
on in the Valley of the Sun? Hot hot, hot,
hot desert.
Speaker 9 (31:00):
I've heard the.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, still hot, A lot of cactus, a lot of
the Dodgers.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Have the Dodger fans left town? Are they still there?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Have they They're gone?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
They're gone?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Okay, there was a mass exodus of Dodger fans after
that game on Monday afternoon. Well, Katie, who do you
want to partner up with? You got me Ben or
kooble loop? All right? That is the imagine. What are
the categories here, kooble loop.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
All right, gentlemen, this is the Keanu Reeves edition of
Mallard's Amount of Money he turned sixty years old.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Sixty. Wow, we're all doomed. It's all over, dye, it's
we're dead. It's I mean, just start digging a hole
right now.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
My guy.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
The the categories are Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Matrix,
Sweet November, and forty seven ronin which who was on first?
Was that?
Speaker 9 (31:58):
Dan?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh? Yeah, Dan was on first? Tolmo, same man. You
put Dan is in Sacramento, the Sacramento.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Which category would you like? Dan?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Let's do matrix?
Speaker 5 (32:08):
The Matrix? Alright, and KD? What category would you like?
All right, let's do it. Okay, everyone do not hang off.
And you guys on hold, you're the backup. So these
guys hang off. You're you're next up.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
In the bullpen. You're warming up in the bullpen.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
But as long as Dan and KD hang on, we
will have Malors Mountain of Money in its entirety. We'll
get to it, and we will do it, no laughing,
We'll get to it.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
We'll do it.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Next.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
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Speaker 1 (32:49):
Right to it we go. It is Malors Mountain of Money.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
That is the game. The teams have been set.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
We've got Kad in the Valley the Sun. Dan in Houston.
Dan I believe was on first. He's teamed up with
Oh Dan, it's not Houston. He's in Sacramento. But for
some reason, the screen still says Houston. But he's in Sacramento. Dan,
you're with Eddie? Is that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
All right, look at that.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
And the category you picked is the matrix? Is that
also correct?
Speaker 5 (33:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Very good?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
All right.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
These athletes were once thought to be the one and
they were drafted number one overall. We'll put forty five
seconds on the clock. We need the first and last name,
and Eddie you're on your way go.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Hall of Fame Basketball big man won titles with Kobe
and the Lakers. Does a lot of commercials. Yes, public
couldn't star. He's always hurt, he's overweight, played at duke.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Oh oh good, Yeah that's his name. Actually you said it.
No cussing one.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
More cuss, you lose the game. One more cuss, all right.
Speaker 9 (34:06):
A former NFL quarterback Italian American, and he won a
Heisman at Miami Buccaneers, number one draft pick, Cowboys, many
other NFL teams.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
He's a terrible clues Eddy, he really, I can't. It's
a terrible job by you.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
That's why you suck at the game's Eddie, bad job
by you. You didn't get Zion Williamson. He came up
with a new name for him, and he hung a
lot of cowards. A coward, I thought toward.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
That would have been better than what the guesses he gave. Well,
you got your quil O'Neal, Eddie, that's ten points.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
That's awesome. We'll have to go to we'll have to.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Go to the bullpen.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
He was drowning in shame. Do better next ye, bad
job by you, guy, panicked, he hung up like a coward.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
All right, k d, we got this in the bag.
We just you just don't have to.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Be Was that the governor of California? I don't know,
all right, Jason Coop.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
You just you just don't have to f up. And
then we got this, all right, Katie, We got Bill
and Ted's excellent adventure.
Speaker 9 (35:04):
Right.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, these active players probably wish they had a time machine.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Are you ready? KD? All right, here we go.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
All right, quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers right now. He
came from the Broncos. God, such a bad stop. Okay, uh.
This guy averaged a triple double in the NBA. He
played for the Thunder and then the Clippers, and then
(35:34):
he's now with the Nuggets. He averaged a triple double.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
It's a bad cool cool, come on you or both?
Speaker 5 (35:43):
For running back for the Cowboys. He is now back
on the Cowboys. He went to the Patriots last year.
Oh my god, Smith, I.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Remember him with the Patriots.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
The lead.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Are you trolling me?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Katy?
Speaker 10 (36:05):
You may lose to a guy that hung up. Well,
it's a defensive battle here, Katie. Are you are you
being for real? Are you trying?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, no, Ezekiel Elliott and Smith, Jesus, no, he's he's trolling.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I thought your clues were not good.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
I it's not even screened, but there's there's somebody waiting
on rine to that.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
All right, that was such a futile effort. We'll go
to the unscreened line. Hello, unscreened line, you're on the air.
On screen, Be careful, this might be James. Hello, please God,
Hello caller, you're on the air. Collar Hello, I don't
even hear anybody.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
That's probably James. Give me Bill, Just give me Bill,
give me angry people ask, give me Bill.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Wow, angry Billy married Bill.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Well, you got a bunch of good callers.
Speaker 11 (37:07):
Yeah, let's do this Bill and win there. Okay, you
guys sucked and given clues there you're calling. You're clues.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I would have I would have nailed this board.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
All right, Bill, Do you want sweet November or forty
seven ronin sweet November?
Speaker 4 (37:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
All right, these athletes came out of retirement. They all
came out. No, No, I messed that up. They were
born in November. But it doesn't matter. That's not like
that would help.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
All right, Here we go.
Speaker 9 (37:36):
We're born.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Yeah, that's not gonna just don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Here we go. All right.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
The Sandman closing for the Yankees' TI We're tied, all right.
This guy is a star for the timber Wolves. He
has like three names. Okay, uh wide receive long time
(38:00):
wide receiver for the Chargers. He's now on the Bears. Okay,
hold on, no, no, no, it was it was Eddie's
guy who cut all right? What this guy just won
the hot dog eating contest today because the he's the
(38:21):
best competitive eater of all time.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
I just need to get one.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
We're tied.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Give me some boy, angry Bill, you've out done yourself.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
You know nothing about sports, Josh, ain't Orlando, Josh, you
want to play, Josh, this is your fault. I've been waiting,
all right, Josh seven ronan these athletes. I'm told all
War number forty seven, you just gotta get one. Right
to win the game, you have to do the one
hundred point one though, No, he'll no go ahead here.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
This is an amazing all right, here we go the
current general manager of the forty nine ers. He was
a hard hitting Hall of Fame safety with the Buccaneers.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
John, that is the lowest score ever to win Mallards
another for me, twenty to ten was the final score.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
You this means your fault coup because you were taking drush,
you know, hofore I got tig.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
How is it possible that guy was so full of it?
Speaker 5 (39:25):
He did that on purpose.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
How about we were on six hundred plus radio stations.
We are having international audience on iHeart, We're on stations
around the world. And that's who called up to play
Mallards a mountain money.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Josh was a genius.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Is not even mathematically possible Golden ticket for Josh winner.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Oh my goodness.
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The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.