Best of The Ben Maller Show

Big Ben talks about Daniel Jones & the Giants losing to the 49ers on TNF, the Cowboys losing Trevon Diggs for the season, Maller to the Third Degree, Lame Jokes of the Week, and much more!

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Of course, it's Friday, That's why we'll be except on
the West coast. It's still late on Thursday as we're

(01:35):
doing this live, but our lead this hour coming from
the Bay Area. And as al Michael's pointed out multiple times,
very disappointed that the Niners play forty miles south of
San Francisco, proper al still annoyed, even though they played
there for years now. In Santa Clara. That's the location
where the forty nine Ers and Giants bumped heads in

(01:57):
a Thursday night and see matchup. And yes, Al Michaels
and Herbie Kirk Kurbstreet were hanging out in the Amazon.
The Giants playing without sa Kuon Barkley down for the
count and they were heavy, double digit underdogs in this game.
And I don't know if you saw the game or not.

(02:18):
I didn't end that long ago. And if you missed it,
brock Purty does it again. Brock Purty three hundred and
ten yards passing and not one but two touchdown passes
and the forty nine Ers pulling away in the second half.
They end up mollywopping and curb stopping the Giants thirty

(02:40):
to twelve. They did both those things, not only a
mollywop but also a curbstomp. Christian McCaffrey added one hundred
and nineteen total yards and a score. For San Francisco.
They are three and zero and the New York Football
Giants dropped to one and two. But for the purposes
of talk radio negativity, cells the better stories in the

(03:01):
losing locker room. So that is where we will migrate to. First,
we'll work our way back to the forty nine ers,
but we'll start with the Giants. So let's discuss the
question from the New York state of mind. The New
York perspective, is this performance in indictment of Daniel Jones.
So my thoughts on this, I've got better call Saul

(03:23):
dua lipa and parabolical, and I'm gonna put all of
these things together and I Am going to make a
robot which would be a better quarterback for the Giants
than the guy they have right now. So A the
setup was obviis set up was obvious. This was a
golden opportunity for the much maligned Daniel Jones to refute

(03:49):
gas bags and blowhards like me. Right, go out there
the stage to yourself. It's an island game, live the
island life without Saint quon bark it's a springboard up,
leap frog, whatever you want to say. Danny Dimes had
an opportunity to prove that he is the man of
the house, that he don't need Barkley, he can do

(04:11):
it on his own. And how did he dope, don't ask.
He went to Duke, which is appropriate that he went
to Douke, because Danny Dimes is the Duke of Puke
in primetime games. Another clunker as Jones somehow played the
entire game and had one hundred and thirty seven passing

(04:34):
yards on twenty two completions, no touchdown. It is hard
to have one for the Giants don't get in other
than field goals and one interception that was on a
tip pass, but Jones had several passes that were overshooting
the wide receivers. He ends up with an anemic four
point three yards per pass's that's just slightly better than

(04:58):
a running back and sixty four point two is the
passer ready. So this continues the trend. So Jones is
hot garbage. He in almost every scenario as a double
digit dog. If you're a gambler and we took the Niners,
we hate taking double digit favorites, but we did in
the preamble to Benny Versus the Penny, which will make

(05:18):
its television return here on Friday. But Daniel Jones remains
winless as a double digit dog. Eight times this guy
has gone out and his team has been a double
digit underdog. He has not been able to get her done.
And in twelve primetime games, Daniel Jones has a one

(05:41):
and eleven record in primetime game. He is Kirk Cousins
without the criticism, without the criticism. Now, not only was
this game a referendum on Daniel Jones, it also falls
into the high crimes and misdemeanors category for the organization.
Brian Dabele, who signed off on this quarterback, Joe Shane,

(06:04):
the general manager. These guys gave this quarterback and extension.
Now that wasn't the biggest extension in the NFL, but
he didn't deserve an extension. And the fact that they
gave this guy an extension shows you how little they know, right,
how bad they are after job. Daniel Jones does not
have that gena si Quah, right, He's lacking the stardust

(06:27):
and the Giants are paying him this year forty six
million dollars. If you saw the game, does that look
like a forty six million dollar quarterback? The performance that
he put out there, they better call Saul because this
is football malpractice. I'm talking about the Giants fans. It's negligent. Now.
One of my favorite parts of the game was when
they they had a shot in the broadcast booth and

(06:48):
Herbie right there standing next to al Michaels gave Daniel
Jones a tongue bath on television about how he was
underrated and not appreciate and I'm like, really, what is
he not appreciated for anyway? So they cut back to
the game action and hand to God. Here, hand to God,

(07:09):
Daniel Jones gets absolutely truck He's laying on his back,
almost gets a safety on the next play. Was absolutely hilarious.
I was so good. The timing was perfect. Now turning
the page but not turning it too far. We had
a punch herd around the football world. Things got chippy

(07:29):
at the end of the first half, actually several times
during the game. But the thing we're gonna focus on
here and lock in have funnel vision was at the
end of the first half, the fans, many people up
in arms here there was a visceral reaction, a primal
scream ardermon that mon is injected. That man would be
forty nine ers mammoth tackle Trent Williams, who is the

(07:52):
size of a giant yacht, one of those big yachts
the people that own the Internet companies have. So Trent
Williams clearly threw a punch. It hit the Giants defensive
tackle as Shan Robinson in the face mask. And did

(08:12):
Williams get ejected? No, that's why people were up in arms,
and so both teams earned unnecessary roughness penalties on the play.
There were no players kicked out, So why didn't Here's
the question, why didn't the zebras eject the forty nine
ers Trent Williams for throwing a punch? So I'm gonna
give you my hypothesis here that the NFL officials are

(08:36):
following the Dua Lipa songbook, boys will be boys, and unlike,
unlike the creepy quarterback with his burner account Deshaun Watson
earlier this week when he clearly shoved the referee and
didn't get kicked out. That is black and white. If
you shove an official, you get ejected. There's no wiggle room,

(08:56):
but on this one there is more of a gray area.
And despite all the pearl clutching, the hyperventilating, believe it
or not, you are allowed to throw a punch in
an NFL game and not get kicked out, according to
the NFL rule book. Not that they always follow the
rule book. They do what they want. But according to
the NFL rule book, throwing a punch or a forearm

(09:20):
is classified as unsportsmanlike condact. That's a foul right which
results in a disqualification only if committed twice in the
same game, unless the official says, you know what, this
is my discretion. It's a objective or subjective, rather subjective

(09:41):
situation for the official. So the officials here sided with
the testosterone levels being raised. And by the way, as
a man, fellow man, what man punches another man in
a helmet? You know what I'm saying, I mean, what
how is that effective? Aren't you going to do more

(10:02):
damage to your hand punching someone in the face mask?
And how is that exactly going to cause any damage?
I'm just saying, I don't get it now. The last
word here, let's go to the winning side. And this
show has a ton of forty nine or lapdogs that
love this show very big with the forty nine fambase,

(10:24):
partially because the forty nine ers have a very large
fan base. So what were your impressions of brock Party
and the forty nine ers, specifically the offense that again
goes up to thirty points. So the first thought I
had is that brock Purdy continues to live the parabolical life,
that this is becoming more and more like folklore. It's

(10:44):
folklrick is what it is.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Right.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
People keep waiting for brock Purdy to be swallowed up
by a demonic sinkle, and it looked early on in
this game, if you watch the first quarter. Early on
in the game, he got off to a wobbly start.
Ten passes, he had six incompletions, and was not good
at all to begin the game. For he was a
little shake and then he found his happy place. He

(11:10):
got in a rhythm, and boy is rhythm a hell
of a drug. And brock Perdy from that point forward,
after a four to ten passing start, absolutely disemboweled the
Giants for the rest of the game. They had no
Brandon Ayuk and they had no problems from that point forward.
From the four four and ten four to ten passing start.

(11:32):
From that point forward, Perdy completed twenty one of twenty
seven passes, that is seventy seven point seven percent efficiency
averaged nine point two yards per pass, had two touchdowns
in a passer rating about one hundred and thirty, mixing
and matching Deebo Sam, George Kittle, Christian McCaffrey. And it
was a yak partay is what it was. Yak and

(11:55):
a yak. The forty nine ers managed to gain two
hundred and fifteen or the three under ten passing yards
after the catch. That is, almost seventy percent of their
passing yards were after the catch was made. So yeah,
just throw it out and run, run, run, run, run,
run run. And as for Rock Purty not falling into

(12:20):
the demonic s and coole as many were hoping for,
he continues to take a cartoon anvil to the doomsday clock.
As mister irrelevant has still you get to lose an
NFL game where he started and finished. Oh about the
game in Philadelphia, Well, he obviously didn't didn't to start,
play the entire game, finish the game and all that

(12:42):
he had to come back in, but that doesn't count.
Ten and oh, now for brock Purty. Now I'm gonna
I'm gonna give you a take nobody else has. Believe
it or not, he will lose a game. In fact,
he'll lose a bunch of games, but not right now.
He ain't losing right now. And man alive, ride the tide.
You gotta right the tide.

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I'll look forward. I'll look forward to that coming up
here momentarily. I know it's that Friday kind of end
of the week thing and all that. So it's stuff happens. Stuff,
stuff definitely happens. But our lead this hour does come

(14:38):
from what well, that would be big date. We'll get
back to the fun of Thursday night, which was not
it's not a great game. The forty nine ers. They
took care they took care of the Giants as was anticipated.
They covered the big point spread, pulled away in the
second half, and got it done. So there are other

(14:59):
things for us to take care of, right, there's other
things for us to take care of. And what are
some of those other things? You ask, what are some
of those other things? Well, one of those other things
that we have to talk about would be in Dallas,
where the darlings, the darlings of the NFL media, the
Dallas Cowboys, were given a bit of a bad break.

(15:21):
If you didn't hear, maybe not. Now. This guy had
a birthday on Wednesday, Trevon Diggs, and then he suffered
a major injury on Thursday in a one on one
session in practice. He was seen in the locker room
with crutches. They had an MRI and confirm. They confirmed

(15:44):
that Trevon Diggs tore his ACL Snap crackle pop, snap
crackle pop is the way that that goes. Unfortunately, so
he is out and he has gone for the remainder
of the twenty twenty three season. The ballhawking defensive back
is going to be away. So let us discuss the

(16:06):
question how big a body blow? Body blow is Trevon
Digg's injury to the Dallas Cowboys' Super Bowl dreams. So
I've got Johnny Appleseed, Zeitgeist, and Sesame Street, and we'll
combine all of these things together and we are going

(16:28):
to make one of Jerry Jones yachts is what we're
gonna make, because he's got multiple Well he's got that
really big one, but I've heard he's got some other
ones as well. So we'll put all these things. No, Jerry,
You're You're not You're you're out trying to do something
with a mosquito. I don't know what though, all right,
yeah you are hot. Number one. Another one, all right,

(16:56):
another one bites the dust, the three tenors. I know, Hollywood,
they say that things happen in threes. Usually it's celebrities dying.
But three weeks into the NFL season, and really just
two for the players that got hurt already three weeks
in this weekend, kicking off Week three, the Giants and
forty nine ers, and we have three headline stars who

(17:19):
are all gone. Aaron Rodgers, see you later, Nick Chubba
lah blah, bye bye, and now Trayvon Diggs. So to
address the HeLa monster in the room, this is an
atomic elbow for the Cowboy defense. Regardless though I'm gonna
be Benny Bright's out on this. This should not derail

(17:42):
the Dallas Cowboys season. It should not. It actually is
a great mitzvah for Jerry Jones long term. Me explain why. Okay,
and we've been doing this a long time. I know
how this is gonna go. I have a crystal ball.
I am a distant relative of Noster Damas and a
friend of Nost Denis. So this is a Johnny apple

(18:04):
Seed special, meaning you are planting the apple seed the
apple tree. There of excuse. And when Dallas ultimately doesn't
get it done late in the in the in the season,
the postseason, you now have a fall guy. Gotta have

(18:25):
a fall game. So if only we had Trevon Diggs,
we would have won that game. We would he would
have had three interceptions and all that. But the way
the way I look at this should not take apart
the Dallas Cowboys seas. They are equipped. They have some
big names in that secondary still and it's next man up,

(18:45):
do your job, next man up. Everything will be okay.
Now there's another angle to this page two. So there's
another angle to this story, which is which is kind
of good. It's good talk radio. So after the season
ending injury, a snap crackle pop to Trevon Diggs, defensive
back of Dallas. This happened on a one on one

(19:05):
drill the Denver Broncos quarterback. You probably didn't know he's
on the Broncos, but he is. Ben Denucci. What thinks
on the practice squad? Maybe it's the third quarterback. Anyway,
Ben Denucci chimed in on the situation and if you
didn't see what he had to say, probably not. Why
would you keep track of quotes from Ben Denucci? But

(19:25):
Denucci posted a sad emoji saying that he never understood
why we did one on ones during the season, implying
that this was on Jerry Jones' shoulder, that Jerry Jones
as culpable as the GM of the Dallas Cowboys for

(19:46):
what happened here. Now, the reason that this is interesting
is because Ben Denucci played quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.
Not well, mind you, but he was there from twenty
twenty to twenty twenty two. So what is your takeaway
from Ben Denucci blaming Jerry Jones and the Cowboys for

(20:08):
Trayvon diggs injury? So I have a couple of thoughts.
My first thought is payback, that this is revenge because
Ben Denucci did start. I remember, I think it was
a primetime game in Philadelphia if I remember correctly, and
he went out and look like he needed to be

(20:29):
in some kind of facility and possibly drugged. He was
so bad, and Jerry ripped him, and he ripped him publicly.
And so here is Ben Denucci's opportunity to come back
and get a little vengeance at Jerry Jones. My other
thought is that this fits the zeitgeist of the days,
a sign of the times. Travon Diggs got hurt. Blame

(20:50):
the Cowboys a large percentage, large percentage of NFL player
And I do think a lot of what Ben Denucci
said was, as I pointed out, a little payback, but
a large percentage of NFL players seemingly don't drink coffee
when they wake up. Instead, they have a big bowl
of panic attacks to start today. This general paranoia about everything,

(21:13):
including their shadow. It's that old thing out of an
abundance of caution. So let's keep track here. We got
to get rid of turf fields. We have to get
her at turf fields because Aaron Rodgers got hurt on
a turfield. We can't have one on one practices in
football because the Dallas Cowboys defensive back tra Von Diggs
got hurt. And we'll keep this going. So in fact,

(21:35):
why don't we just shut down the NFL. It will
never be safe enough. Just pay the players. And how
about this instead of football, we can have them compete
playing Tiddley Wings. That sounds like a good idea. That's
the ticket right now. Now injuries. When I was raised,
it was like, well, that's kind of part of the game.
It socks, it blows and all that. But yeah, guys

(21:56):
get hurt in practice, and guess what, you can get
hurt going to Walgreens to buy some beer. That happens, right,
That happens, and you just kind of move on from it. Now,
final point, we go now away from Dallas and we
go to Rookieville. Why do we go to Rookieville? Why not?

(22:16):
A pair of high falutin number one draft pick quarterbacks
are in the injury tent right now. Carolina has already
ruled out their number one pick overall, Bryce Young. He
will not be starting and not be out there for
this weekend's game in Seattle. Indianapolis has not officially ruled
out Anthony Richardson, who's in the concussion protocol, but it

(22:40):
is expected that he will miss the game against the
Ravens this weekend. So all of this means that Andy
Dalton will take over for the Boys on Tobacco Road
and Gardner Minshee will be there for the Horseshoes as
they travel to the pasc Northwest. So, uh, toss up here?

(23:03):
Toss up? Actually, the horseshoes good to Baltimore, and it's
the it's the other backup quarterback, Andy Dalton, who goes
into the Pacific North Northwest. Anyway, So here's the toss
up backup quarterbacks starting. Which team is in better shape
with their backup quarterback, assuming that both these teams do

(23:24):
indeed go with the aforementioned backup quarterback, the Panthers or
the Colts toss up, the answer is door number three.
All of the above, I'm gonna beat Betty Brightside here
and it's it's like Sesame Street, Sadi Day, right on
my way to where the air is sweet, and can

(23:45):
you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? Indy
and Carolina's chances are actually improved in competition terms this week,
especially with minshew Mania, especially with Mitchew Mania. Now that said,
it is also while short term, I think this definitely

(24:05):
helps Carolina and he compete this weekend. It sends a
pretty bad omen going forward that we are heading into
week three and already Anthony Richardson and Bryce Young are
down for the count. You know, he played a couple
of games already dinged up, and especially for Bryce Young,

(24:26):
Richardson's a big guy. He's playing like a crash test
dummy running around for Indianapolis. But Bryce Young, who has
the body of a jockey and is playing quarterback in
the NFL, and so those concerns Bryce Young's too small. Well,
in the last week we have learned that the Panthers

(24:48):
coaching staff does not believe they can run the short
yardage quarterback keeper play because Bryce Young is too petite.
And now he's gonna miss a game because of injury,
so that has validated the claims against it.

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The Pro Football Hall of Fame unveiled its full list
of nominees for the class of twenty twenty four this week.
Among them are two wide receivers will be making the
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do you think either of these guys has a chance
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Speaker 1 (26:18):
That would be a no for me. Brandon Marshall, I
think he made one All Pro Team. He was a
good player. Kind of reminds me of Joey Galloway that
was good but not Hall of Fame good. And Jordy
Nelson's even he's worse than Brandon Marshall.

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Brandon Marshall's way better.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, Brandon Marshall's so none of them will going. You're
such a packer, laptog take, I'm a segment. Sorry, all right. Yeah,
if he's your segment, we'd be talking Drake football next.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Hef Former Steelers linebacker James Harrison said the rules in
the NFL are to blame for Nick Chubb's injury. He
said guys are so afraid of getting fined for a
hit to the helmet that they are forced to go
low on tackles, leading to more injuries like this.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Ben is he right, it's an issue, But I'm not
gonna say that's why the rules gastopo. They think these
guys are are androids and they can, you know, stop
on a dime. It's so stupid the NFL rules on
these things. But I don't think that's why this injury happens.
So I disagree with the overall statement from James Harrison

(27:23):
A right. Next.

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Francisco Lindor told the media on Wednesday that he helps
Buck Showalter is back as Mets skipper next season, saying,
the guy who's been here two years and he won
Manager of the Year one of them, Ben, should he
and will he be back?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
So this will be down to the wire because Bucks Showalter,
from what I've heard people in New York that he
and the owner are pretty close. But it's the The
easy move would be just fire Bucks Showalter, Steve Cohen,
the owner, brings some other bozo in to manage the team.
I don't think Bucks, why the Mets suck? Let's put
it that way. How do we doubt you passed this decision?
That is a win to close the week? What the game?

(27:58):
Why win the game?

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Yeah, I don't think you love me? Weed Man? You
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I listened, I've got.

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That is a lie. You are such a liar. All right,
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Eddie? I don't know what is it?

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Play Lizzo at nose tackle that's it. That's the only way.
That's ship in Maine. Which of the minions from the
Despicable Me movies is Lizzo's favorite?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
No idea?

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That would be Kevin because he also has an unusual
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What does Lizzo have for breakfast?

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Everything?

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No lunch? Now she has lunch for bread, that's what
that's Eke and Roso Minnesota. What's Lizzo's favorite machine to use?
The gym? I don't know the machine in Austin. Why
Why wasn't Lizzo concerned about the Cleveland Browns running back injury.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I don't know why was she not concerned?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Well, one less Chubb, that's it.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I don't know what.

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That's Tony the Bay. What is the difference between uh
weed man and a beggar?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
There's no difference, is there?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well, no, the beggar actually works. That's Tony from the Bay.
I want to be plausibly because a long block of jokes,
we have many more weed man jokes. I see Iowa
Sam getting a lot of attention from the joke writers,
and we'll have ioa Sam mini radio roast. We look

(30:54):
forward to that. A lot of Kim Kardashian jokes this
week because she's supposedly hanging out with Odell Beckham's. We'll
get to all of the lame jokes of the week.
We'll get to that and we will do it next.

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And we continue it's lame Jokes of the Week. These
are actual lame jokes by actual listeners of the show.
We thank you guys for sending these in. We get
right back to it. They're weed Man. I love you
this guy weed Man. He lives in Miami and he's
quite the character, quite the You just have a TV
show in New York back and have you seen my

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TV show yet? Weed Man? No, I have bad. Yeah,
that's bad. It's us on TV. That's a all right,
here we go. How does weed Man eat a steak?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
With his imagination? Edi was his imagination, That's how he
was just like, that's just Josh. What does weed Man
think yard work is?

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
What does he think that is driving the street sweeper?
That's what he thinks yard work is. That's Eric in Kansas.
Have you heard that? Have you heard the McDonald's is
naming a sandwich after weed Man, hippie. It's called the
Mick Loser is what it's called? Youngstown, Ohio?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Is it a drop of weed Man saying it's funny?
Is he actually saying that weed Man needs to make
a new Gmail account acount?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
No, no, you know we made you. You need to
make a new Gmail account. Not for the money, weed Man,
so you can eat the spam. You need the spam there,
that's what.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
You need there, we man.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
That's from Noah and Austin, weed Man Hippie and Poppy
jump off a cliff together to see which one lands first,
said he who wins all of us? Exactly. You've heard
that joke before. That's average Joe in Minnesota who set
that one in. What does weed man hippie have in
common with Brian Finley? Oh?

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I don't know. What do they have in common?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Their wardrobe? They have that in common. That's Georgia Devaldi.
And why did Brian Finley get mad at weed Man Hippie?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Well, apparently weed Man borrowed his electric razor, but it
was not to shave his beard. Ed he not to
shave his Hey, George in Evaldi. That's it for the
weed man jokes. Let's see. Why was Iowa Sam called
into the HR office.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I don't know what did Iowa Sam do?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
He was watching pornography at work. That's a heek in Roseville, Minnesota.
Did you hear that? Brian Finley called in and said
he said that Iowa Sam he had a comment about
Iowa Sam's new segment, the Iowa Minute.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Oh really, what was the comment?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah? Finley said, it was twenty seven minutes too long
is what he said. That's from just Josh. Yeah, all right,
just Josha send a lot he's in Where where can
you find Iowa Sam when he's not at work? I
don't know where he spends a lot of time, Eddie.
I hope his parents aren't listening a lot of time

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on corn hub dot com. He's a big fan of
that website.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
That's just Josh corn.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
I set that one in. H What do you get
when you put Lizzo and Iowa Sam together?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I don't know what do you get?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Tons of puns, Eddie, tons of he's any good? Iowa Sam?
Are you approving of these jokes?

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
That's just Josh at that when he got these jokes
over there, coop anything at all? All right, coops out
of the show for now. How does Iowa Sam and
get that natural golden curl to his hair?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I don't know how does he do that?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Interesting? He actually he dips his toe into the water
while plugging in the hair dryer. That's the secret right there.
Don't recommend that, that's just Josh all right. What does
the Malard militia want to replace the Iowa Minute with?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
I don't know whether they want to just started.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
A test of the emergency broadcast system at every we'd
like that ship shipping Chip and Maine. Have you ever
heard the Iowa minute weed man, No, that's just you
don't listen. That's why you don't listen. That's why you
haven't heard. All right. Why did Kim Kardashian turned down
the Super Bowl halftime show?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Well, she said, she's already entertained most of the people
who will be there. So it's Gordon into Calla. Who
is Kim Kardashian's favorite comic book character?

Speaker 3 (35:49):
No idea swamp thing.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Apparently she's a big fan. That's Gordon into Coola. Alright,
let's see here. Did you hear that Odell Beckham Junior
believes playing wide receiver in dating Kim Kardashian. You're very
slimmlar similar similar.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Oh really, that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah, he said his quote was pretty good. He said,
if you go deep down a wide open field, you're
gonna catch something that's a Gordon at Tacoma. What are
Steeler fans favorite South Park song? I don't know, Blaine, Canada.
They love that song. That's Eric in Kansas. We set

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that one in Big Ben's lame jokes of the week.
What does Deshaun Watson the Messuss have in common with
his career?

Speaker 3 (36:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
A high turnover rate, a high TURNOVERSTONI in the Bay Area.
A survey said Bengo fans are most likely to illegally
stream games.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Eddie. Oh really yes.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Another survey said Ego fans are most likely to stream
in the bathroom sink, Eddie, that's what they said. That's
George and Rochester, Minnesota. Ben's laying jokes.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Of the week.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
What is the difference between Ferg dog and Ferg cat?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
What is a dog and one is a cat?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
No? No, actually they're just they're both neutered. That's it.
That's just Josh said that one. How does Ferg dog
cross the street? I don't know how on a leash?
On a leash? He crosses on a leash. What do
Flexus and coach Prime have in common?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
No idea.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
When crossing a finish line they both come up a
foot short. A foot short, Eddie. And what will Hayes
costume be for Halloween?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Oh god, I don't even want to know.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, he's actually going as his self. And last one,
last one, what's a pick? Poppy always gets right his nose,
his nose, Eddie his nose. That's Eric and kids. Lame
jokes of the Week