July 29, 2024 • 31 mins
Big Ben talks about Team USA basketball and the drama surrounding a couple of the Celtics players, Jordan Love getting boatloads of money from the Packers, a couple of the top Mallerpalooza performances, and much more!
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So the way the show is gonna work, the normal
nonsense that we do, it's a little different this night,
different than all of the night, so we're not gonna
have the usual stuff that we do. It's all about
the Mallet Palooza. It's all about the Mallet Palooza. We'll
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explain what that's about. But it's like a variety show,
freak show, talent show.
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All of that.
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But we will have the monologues at the top of
the hour, otherwise we'll get in a hell.
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Of a lot of trouble.
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We don't want that, so our lead this hour from Peri.
That's where we are going to begin. The curtain was
raised over the weekend, a very controversial curtain, as the
Olympics began on Friday, and judging by the pulse of
the people, you're not all that excited. But one of
the sports I am excited about is the basketball. I
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always liked the basketball because I remember when the Dream
Team came around. I was a kid, and I was like, Oh,
that's like the biggest thing in the world. Not the same,
not the same star dust that that team had, but
Team USA pursuing the Gold and the American Basketball squad
had a playdate over the weekend their first Olympic game
with Nikola Jokic and the Serbs.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And how did that go? Did you watch checking this out?
Were you engaged? Were you excited? Were you fired up?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Maybe not.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
But the often dinged up Kevin Durant, who rarely plays basketball.
He's paid as a basketball player, but his body can't
hold up. He's very fragile. So I didn't play that much,
but he was out there and in this particular game,
he painted a masterpiece. The first half was perfection as
Team USA wrapped themselves in the flag and pummeled the
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Joker squad, and most of it from downtown. As the
Serbia team was outscored by seventeen points, USA had a
plus seventeen advantage from behind. The arc was a domination
said you, actually, I think it was plus twenty seven.
I think I short changed Team USA ten points, so
I think plus twenty seven. But either way, they had
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a lot more points from downtown than.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Nicole Jokis's team.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And since the game itself was not all that competitive,
doing what it was supposed to do after futzing around
in these exhibition games leading into it, you don't get
flowers for doing what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You're supposed to do it, so.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Congratulations, But we had high drama filling the void from
the NBA Finals Most Valuable Player, and this caught my attention.
That's a pretty good story.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Guys just won the Eastern Conference Finals MVP and the
NBA Finals MVP.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Jalen Brown.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
If you didn't see this, perhaps you mister Jalen Brown
calling out Team USA basketballs are Grant Hill in a
social media tirade, saying it was quote disappointing that Hill
implied that Brown is a conspiracy theorist. Now, if you
remember the stir, we mentioned it briefly in passy. We
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didn't make a big deal about a couple weeks back,
but Jalen Brown had previously appeared to call out Nike
that the influence of Nike was what was behind his
not being picked. Now he insinuated clearly that Team USA
is in bed looking out for a sponsor, and it's
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not about putting the top team out there for Team
USA basketball, It's all about protecting the interest of the swoosh.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
That is his essentially his comment. I think I'm nailing that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
In terms of the decision to go with his teammate
on the Celtics, Derek White, who I believe wears Nikes.
Last I checked, he does, and he was chosen as
Kawhi Leonards replacement on Team USA. So let us discuss
the question Celtics star Jalen Brown calling out calling out
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Grant Hill Team USA the conspiracy theory from Grandy He
was hinting around a conspiracy theory. Whose side are you
on on this one? So I've got chocolate chip, cookie,
butcher shop, and tablet and we will come all of
these things together and we are going to plant the
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landing is what we're going to do. So ay, I'm
on the side of Jalen Brown on this one. Am
I know a thing or two about this topic because
I've seen a thing or two over the years, and
just being around and witnessing how business is done in
major conglomerates and knowing how this works. This is not
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our first Mallard Palosa, which is coming up in a
few minutes. But it's really outlandish in some people's minds,
But to me, it's not outlandish.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That Nike would hand pick as many players as they
possibly can on the team. That technically they don't get
to pick the roster, but if it's fifty to fifty,
they have the final say. And you always have to
follow how the chocolate chip cookie, the delicious chocolate chip cookie,
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how it crumbles right, follow the pieces of the cookie.
Grand Hill used the old misinformation, right, which is code
for things that you don't agree with. That's misinformation. But
it is a conspiracy theory. But is it If it's true,
wouldn't it be logical to think that if Nike was
the one putting all this money up, I'm asking for
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a friend. By the way, they're the one putting the
money up. Grand Hill pulled the scab off. He hinted
the C word conspiracy, right, and ridicule, trying to ridicule
Jalen Brown indirectly, but we always go on a case
by case basis with these things. And Nike has a
long standing business relationship worth billions and billions and billions
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of dollars with the team USA folks, and they just
extended it not that long ago through twenty forty. So
I ain't going anywhere any times soon. So you follow
the money and you follow where the checkbook is. That's
the move here, right, and does that lead to them
having the Nike people the final edit, Jalen Brown is
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not under that umbrella. He's not part of Nike. He's
an outlier. In fact, I believe unless unless you's just
something changed in the last month or so, he's not
with anybody that he's a free agent. Jalen had been
with Adidas and that didn't last. And he's a free agent.
He doesn't have a signature shoe, which I'm surprised by
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considering he won the finals MVP. He thinks somebody would
expedite that, but alas we believe, it has not happened
there so went in doubt side with the swoosh. Now
speaking of that, back on the court of sorts, on
the court of source now coach Steve Kerr said he
is after USA won convincingly, he said he felt like
an idiot not playing the highest paid player in NBA history,
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that would be the Jalen Brown's teammate, Jason Tatum and
the Olympic opener. Do you believe Steve Kerr when he
says he felt like an idiot? So I'm shaking my
head no on this one. And Steve Kerr, he's going
into to the butcher shop, He's going into the slaughterhouse
there and he's trimming the fat. And it's a vote
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of no confidence. No matter what Steve Kerr says, it
is a vote of no confidence for Jason Tatum, and
surprising considering I believe he is a Nike guy, but
Jason Tatum was handcuffed to the bench with Tyrese Haliburton
in that first game, and he's a Jordan Brand guy,
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which is like a first cousin of Nike Jason Tatum,
and I don't believe Steve Kerr, right, I don't believe him.
And he felt like an idiot. He felt like that
had to be done. Now, speaking of that, the last
part of this, Lebron James says that team USA.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It is so good.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
They're so amazing Team USA and Parry that there's so
they got so much power here, so much firepower, that
they can rely on somebody different every single every single game.
It's essentially what Lebron said, Do you agree with that?
Is that how you see it that they can do that?
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So I would argue that on a tablet. If you're
looking at your tablet, you'd say, okay, yeah that makes sense.
Yeah I can plug and play this guy and that
guy and knock yourself out. But it's one of those
things that sounds better in theory than in reality. And
we just discussed Steve Kerr benching a couple of key players,
at least one key player in Jason Tatum, because he
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knows that you cannot you cannot just roll anyone out there.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
And have success.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
And we know that players, and just in general, you
need you need to find defined roles. There have to
be defined roles there the players perform better. And so
the idea of going helter skelter, okay, all right, too
many chefs spoil the broth and all that stuff. Tatum,
he keeps picking up l's here. He got pinched by
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Jalen Brown in the Eastern Finals and the NBA Finals,
and so you have to add and now he gets
hemorrhoids in Game one of the Olympics, not starting and
not playing, and that's it. And Tyrese Halliburt and you
can understand that a little bit more because he's.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Not completely established established, but the Tatum thing.
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hour from the NFL. You probably thought, well, it happened
over the weekend, It's not gonna come up here on
this show.
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But you'd be wrong.
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We will get back to the Malor Palooza twenty twenty
four or three acts in more acts to come. But
over the weekend a couple of massive, massive deals were announced,
and we were away from the guard shack, much like
the security guard here at the FSR building was away
when I tried to tell him there was an interesting
cat riding his bike through the garage.
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But the.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Story here that happened over the weekend, there were two
stories that caught our attention.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Maybe you saw it, maybe you didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But to a Tongue of Iloa, the Proud of Alabama, well,
originally the Proude of Hawaii. But he agrees to a
four year contract worth two hundred and twelve million dollars
two hundred twelve point four million, which includes one hundred
and sixty seven million garonteed guaranteed. Now in Wisconsin, Jordan
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Love feeling a love from Green Bay. He agrees to
a two hundred and twenty million dollar deal which includes
a seventy five million dollar signing bonus, like you've won
the lottery and that's payable by the end of the year.
Seventy five million Is that going to affects the price
of the stock in Green Bay?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
One hundred and fifty five million in new guaranteed money
handed over to Jordan Love. So there's interesting things about
both of these movies. We're going to start at lambeau
Field though. That's where we're going to start, And the
question is why did the packers pay Jordan.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Love all all that money?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Why did they pay Jordan Love all that money? So
I've got Howie Mandel, Doctor Seuss, and barbershop, and we
can combine all of those things together and we are
going to make a handshake. Everyone in the rooms distracted,
no bells, no whistles, So number wa they woke up,
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all right, So listen, here's the deal. The packers box
themselves into a corner. There's no other way to say it.
When it comes to Jordan Love, green Bay did something
that is not Green Bay like. It's out of character
for that franchise. If you look at the franchise charter,
this is not the kind of move that they normally make.
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They caved in part the public opinion, social media pressure.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And all that.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Normally they have not operated like this, Jordan Love. While
things are looking up for Jordan Love, if you were
being a grown up, you would say he's still in
the beta testing phase, that he's in the beta testing phase,
and yet he got paid. He got paid massive amount
of money and all that stuff. And will the real
Jordan Love stand up? Because I remember doing the TV
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show last year and Jordan Love at mid season after
eight games, had twelve touchdown passes and eight interceptions. And
unless I'm mistaken, in a primetime game, at lambeau Field,
Matt Lafleur called out Jordan Love and his teammates for
lollygagging against the Lions in the first half of that game.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
So while he.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Certainly looked good late and can't argue with that, the
Cowboy playoff game was more about the Cowboys handing the
game to the Green Bay football team. It wasn't so
much that Jordan Love was clearly better than everyone else.
Dak Prescott and the Cowboys were a bunch of stumblebums
in that game. And then Green Bay did have a
shot against the forty nine ers, as I recall, but
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if you look at all this right, he needs more
beta testing and all that stuff, And even though he
looked good at the end of the year. As a result,
the Packers to say, you know what we're gonna do.
We're gonna bring how he manned Dell. We're gonna bring
him and the banker, and we're gonna bring them to
northern Wisconsin where it's beautiful this time of the year,
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and then we'll play dealer, no deal. And the Packers
chose case number ten, and they're betting that case number
ten will be the right case.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
And now they're on a.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Wing and a prayer because there is a dimension in
the multiverse where Jordan Love comes out and urinates all
over his pants, and the packers are in a tough situation.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
But it's always always a value when you sign.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
The counter argument has been, well, it looks bad now,
but you just wait in a couple of years. Okay,
So by that account, everyone should get paid all the time.
You don't have to necessarily earn the money. But it's like,
it's like, what are we doing here?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Right?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It's is he a bargain? He's not a bargain right now.
Maybe he'll turn out to be a bargain if he
turns out to be good. Otherwise he's an albatross now.
Page two, we go to South Beach, where we'd man
Hippie still finds himself incarcerated over the weekend, and more
on that later because he would be part of the
malt Palusa if he was free, he would have been
part of it. But we focus in on the Miami
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football team. Is Dolphins quarterback to a tongue of Iloa
good enough to win a Super Bowl?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
He got paid, right? He got paid?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Is he good enough to actually be a super Bowl quarterback,
and so the answer is gummy.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
It's gummy.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's the answer here, because how do you evaluate the
play of to a tongue of iloa. How do you
evaluate him because he doesn't elevate the people around him.
That does not happen. And you know the answer. It's
a classic Doctor Seuss line that sometimes the questions are
complicated and then the answers are simple or go. If
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you look at this, if the Dolphins defense and special
teams right, defense and special teams are on point, and
when I say on point, they can have injuries, but
the performance is there, then Miami will have home field advantage.
And if the Dolphins have home field advantage, then sure
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there's a world where Tua tonguebai Loa becomes a Super
Bowl quarterback. But he's got to avoid playing at Kansas
City as we saw last year, Baltimore or Buffalo. He
gotta throw in all those other cold weather cities that
he could play in and no cold weather games. We
start with that, and we are not naive. We are
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not naive to the fact that over the last generation
in the NFL, we have seen absolute turn burgers like
Rex Grossman, Joe Flacco, Brock Purdy, Jared Goff, Nick Foles.
Either go to the Super Bowl, some of them won
the Super Bowl. They're grinding daddy of them all and
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stood head and shoulders above everyone else in the NFL.
And two is on that short list of guys. Well,
everything's great around him, and he played in South Florida, and.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Sure, why not?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Right?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
However, again, I go back to my premise that in
my world, this is probably a meat problem, not a
dolphin problem. When I was growing up, I was always
told that you have to pay people who elevate their.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Teammates the top dollar. I did.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
If you're not that person, you don't get that money.
And times have changed. There's so much money in the NFL.
They they're they're like Al Chapel. They're just bearing money, right,
and the old stories about him, they're just bearing money.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
There's so much money.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Tua hasn't shown up yet at the pro level in
big games. That's established, But yet the Dolphins are paying
him anyway. They had to the head to pay him.
He was doing a hold in all right now. Final
point toss up question. Toss up question which quarterback between
the two big free agent signing extension signings over the weekend.
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Which quarterback Bigger Gamble, Jordan Love or Tua tongue of
Bi Loa. So the answer, my first answer is seeing
none of the above, I'll start with that and none
of the above. It both stories happened on Friday, all right.
Both stories came out on Friday that's known as the
takeout the Trash Day, the Friday news dump, which tells
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you that Dolphins and Packers are not proud, they're not
boastful about these moves. They realize these are stupid moves.
But they had to do it, and so they did
it when they tried to do it to limit the
amount of attention. So they did it on a Friday,
the day of the opening ceremonies of the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
That is telling. Now that said, both stories, both things
happening at the same time. I'm going to give a
slight lean to Jordan Love being a bigger gamble and
because you look at Jordan Love, it's like visiting the
barber shop and splitting hairs. It really is an entire answer.
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But Tua has shown to be a functional, regular season,
good weather.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Quarterback, Like yeah, you put up some big numbers.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
If you're in fantasy football, get you all horny and
all that, and he'll he'st on some bad teams and
we saw we can run up the score and all that.
Blessed with gigantic torpedoes, humongous torpedoes, and he's able to
hit the bull's eye on more occasions than not, and
it does help.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
The Tyreek Hill and.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Jalen Waddle Wattle Wattle Wattle are like Sephora and they
they're they're their makeup guys. They make up for a
lot of these shortcomings of Tua, tongue of blow. They
hire a lot of the blemishes and the imperfections of Tua.
But the jury is still out on Jordan Love at
this point until proven otherwise. He's a half season guy.
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He played well in the second half of the season,
but he's a half season guy usually, and again, standards
were different, standards have gone down. I get it, I
understand that's the world we live in today, and hey,
why not. But in the old days, Jordan Love would
not have gotten paid this money, and of course it
would be related to the top dollar at that time. Obviously,
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the money is cartoonish at this particular point.
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All right? All right? So two minutes?
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Wow, amazing, amazing performance. Rob in the three two one.
We get songs like this, but no, I don't think
we've ever had one performed live during the show like that.
Maybe that's not true. We've had we've had some of
the past, but this is outstanding. I loved it. You
nailed it, entertaining. You got us all mentioned in the
song I'm gonna give.
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You you know what?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I go nine point five nine point five for Rob
in the three two one Eddie h.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
The only criticism I have was that there was some
little bit of issues with the phone.
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However, he's he's on the phone in the middle of you.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Had your chance speak ahead, uh including music in the background. Obviously,
that's you know, going the extra mile. The impressions were great,
the song was good, including as you said, some original
lyrics about the show.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I'm giving him a ten ten uh ten?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
All right, what's amazing score, Lorena.
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Yeah, you know, you know, I'm really hard on singing.
I thought, not only did you do SpongeBob fantastically and
Patrick fantastically and squidward. The only person who were missing
was Gary the Snail. So if you gave me a
nice meal, that would have been great. But the fact
that you were singing in SpongeBob's voice is so spectacular.
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I want to give you fifteen points.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Oh wow, fifteen our first fifteen unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
We're gonna cap it at ten. Yeah, kupol.
Speaker 10 (26:39):
I thought it was great.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
No, no, don't put a butt.
Speaker 10 (26:42):
No, no, there's there is no butt. I loved it.
He like was waiting for like timing cues in the
in the music. The lyrics were great. I could understand it.
There was a little bit of phone issues, but there's
really you know, just it's an overnight radio shit technology. Yeah,
so I'm gonna give it a ten a ten.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Oh my god, I'm the bad guy. I gave him
a nine point five in Good Terror. In Good Terror.
Speaker 11 (27:08):
I love this multi media aspect of it. That was new,
that was cool. Everything else. I agree with everything what
everybody said. I'm going ten oh a ten.
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We've gotta have a new leader. That has to be
our new leader.
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Unreal, Rob in the three two one, you are the
new leader. Rob.
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tune of Johnny Cash's Folsome Prison Blues.
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Hope you enjoy it. Here Ben mallicom in the air
and everywhere. Big Ben ain't seeing.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
The sunshine, but he just don't care because he's stuck.
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On over night, go bed on. The militia keeps Ben
rolled until the crack of dawn. Whimpan was just a baby.
Speaker 12 (28:28):
His mama told him, son, you're going to be a
fixed star and maybe no one, and she gave Ben
his first radio. He listened day and nine. Now Benny's
hit the big time, he rules the over hit the
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free man from his prison and moved him to daytime.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
I bet he get the big bucks and he be
living fine about Lorena man Edi too, the Militia would disband.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Wevely blue.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
All right, OHIOOW, thank you very much, Ohio. Al tremendous,
tremendous as always, love it, love it. It reminds me
of what this show has been at its peak with
these song parodies that Ohio was a big part of that.
With our friends in Richmond and Michigan and the other
guys that have been sent songs, and I thought.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
It was recorded, so I'm not gonna go as high
as I normally would. I'll give him a ten, Eddie, do.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
We have any idea if he plays the guitar or
if that's somebody else doing I'm just curious if he's.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Doing that, think he's the one playing the guitar, but
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
Very good, well, so, very well done. I agree with you, Ben,
I thought it was fantastic. Lyrics are great, great singing,
and if he's playing the guitar, great job playing the guitar.
But I can't give him a ten or I'm not
going to give him a ten because it is recorded,
more respect for the live performances, so I will give
him a.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Nine, A nine, all right, Loraina, Loraina, so so impressed.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
The lyrics were beautifully done. I didn't like Honestly, you
should be a professional writer. But yeah, I agree, what
loved it to be live.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
I'll give you an eight, an eight, only an eight.
You gave him the same.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
Scow that you gave you cannot compare.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
What are you doing here? I'm looking at your scoring here,
I'm questioning your integrity a couple.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
Finding out that Lorena is from Russia?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, what was it? Or East Germany? You know, and like, yeah, Lorrain,
what are you doing? Eight? An eight? That was an eight.
It was good. It was it was beyond good.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
It was flawlessct and really the only the only knock
like just like Eddie said, only because it's not live
and I feel like you could you could do this
live and it would it would like, you know, blow
us away could So for that reason alone, I'm going
to give it a nine point five.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
A nine point five incoad terror?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
How did you score our friend ohio al quickly in
good Terror?
Speaker 11 (31:19):
I love that echo at the very beginning when he's
announcing it the recording again stock stock points for that,
So I'll give him a thirteen
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Thirteen all right, that's very reasonable, reasonable score
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So the way the show is gonna work, the normal
nonsense that we do, it's a little different this night,
different than all of the night, so we're not gonna
have the usual stuff that we do. It's all about
the Mallet Palooza. It's all about the Mallet Palooza. We'll
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explain what that's about. But it's like a variety show,
freak show, talent show.
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All of that.
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But we will have the monologues at the top of
the hour, otherwise we'll get in a hell.
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Of a lot of trouble.
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We don't want that, so our lead this hour from Peri.
That's where we are going to begin. The curtain was
raised over the weekend, a very controversial curtain, as the
Olympics began on Friday, and judging by the pulse of
the people, you're not all that excited. But one of
the sports I am excited about is the basketball. I
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always liked the basketball because I remember when the Dream
Team came around. I was a kid, and I was like, Oh,
that's like the biggest thing in the world. Not the same,
not the same star dust that that team had, but
Team USA pursuing the Gold and the American Basketball squad
had a playdate over the weekend their first Olympic game
with Nikola Jokic and the Serbs.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And how did that go? Did you watch checking this out?
Were you engaged? Were you excited? Were you fired up?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Maybe not.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
But the often dinged up Kevin Durant, who rarely plays basketball.
He's paid as a basketball player, but his body can't
hold up. He's very fragile. So I didn't play that much,
but he was out there and in this particular game,
he painted a masterpiece. The first half was perfection as
Team USA wrapped themselves in the flag and pummeled the
(03:29):
Joker squad, and most of it from downtown. As the
Serbia team was outscored by seventeen points, USA had a
plus seventeen advantage from behind. The arc was a domination
said you, actually, I think it was plus twenty seven.
I think I short changed Team USA ten points, so
I think plus twenty seven. But either way, they had
(03:51):
a lot more points from downtown than.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Nicole Jokis's team.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And since the game itself was not all that competitive,
doing what it was supposed to do after futzing around
in these exhibition games leading into it, you don't get
flowers for doing what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You're supposed to do it, so.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Congratulations, But we had high drama filling the void from
the NBA Finals Most Valuable Player, and this caught my attention.
That's a pretty good story.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Guys just won the Eastern Conference Finals MVP and the
NBA Finals MVP.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Jalen Brown.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
If you didn't see this, perhaps you mister Jalen Brown
calling out Team USA basketballs are Grant Hill in a
social media tirade, saying it was quote disappointing that Hill
implied that Brown is a conspiracy theorist. Now, if you
remember the stir, we mentioned it briefly in passy. We
(04:49):
didn't make a big deal about a couple weeks back,
but Jalen Brown had previously appeared to call out Nike
that the influence of Nike was what was behind his
not being picked. Now he insinuated clearly that Team USA
is in bed looking out for a sponsor, and it's
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not about putting the top team out there for Team
USA basketball, It's all about protecting the interest of the swoosh.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
That is his essentially his comment. I think I'm nailing that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
In terms of the decision to go with his teammate
on the Celtics, Derek White, who I believe wears Nikes.
Last I checked, he does, and he was chosen as
Kawhi Leonards replacement on Team USA. So let us discuss
the question Celtics star Jalen Brown calling out calling out
(05:42):
Grant Hill Team USA the conspiracy theory from Grandy He
was hinting around a conspiracy theory. Whose side are you
on on this one? So I've got chocolate chip, cookie,
butcher shop, and tablet and we will come all of
these things together and we are going to plant the
(06:03):
landing is what we're going to do. So ay, I'm
on the side of Jalen Brown on this one. Am
I know a thing or two about this topic because
I've seen a thing or two over the years, and
just being around and witnessing how business is done in
major conglomerates and knowing how this works. This is not
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our first Mallard Palosa, which is coming up in a
few minutes. But it's really outlandish in some people's minds,
But to me, it's not outlandish.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That Nike would hand pick as many players as they
possibly can on the team. That technically they don't get
to pick the roster, but if it's fifty to fifty,
they have the final say. And you always have to
follow how the chocolate chip cookie, the delicious chocolate chip cookie,
(07:02):
how it crumbles right, follow the pieces of the cookie.
Grand Hill used the old misinformation, right, which is code
for things that you don't agree with. That's misinformation. But
it is a conspiracy theory. But is it If it's true,
wouldn't it be logical to think that if Nike was
the one putting all this money up, I'm asking for
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a friend. By the way, they're the one putting the
money up. Grand Hill pulled the scab off. He hinted
the C word conspiracy, right, and ridicule, trying to ridicule
Jalen Brown indirectly, but we always go on a case
by case basis with these things. And Nike has a
long standing business relationship worth billions and billions and billions
(07:51):
of dollars with the team USA folks, and they just
extended it not that long ago through twenty forty. So
I ain't going anywhere any times soon. So you follow
the money and you follow where the checkbook is. That's
the move here, right, and does that lead to them
having the Nike people the final edit, Jalen Brown is
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not under that umbrella. He's not part of Nike. He's
an outlier. In fact, I believe unless unless you's just
something changed in the last month or so, he's not
with anybody that he's a free agent. Jalen had been
with Adidas and that didn't last. And he's a free agent.
He doesn't have a signature shoe, which I'm surprised by
(08:35):
considering he won the finals MVP. He thinks somebody would
expedite that, but alas we believe, it has not happened
there so went in doubt side with the swoosh. Now
speaking of that, back on the court of sorts, on
the court of source now coach Steve Kerr said he
is after USA won convincingly, he said he felt like
an idiot not playing the highest paid player in NBA history,
(08:59):
that would be the Jalen Brown's teammate, Jason Tatum and
the Olympic opener. Do you believe Steve Kerr when he
says he felt like an idiot? So I'm shaking my
head no on this one. And Steve Kerr, he's going
into to the butcher shop, He's going into the slaughterhouse
there and he's trimming the fat. And it's a vote
(09:23):
of no confidence. No matter what Steve Kerr says, it
is a vote of no confidence for Jason Tatum, and
surprising considering I believe he is a Nike guy, but
Jason Tatum was handcuffed to the bench with Tyrese Haliburton
in that first game, and he's a Jordan Brand guy,
(09:43):
which is like a first cousin of Nike Jason Tatum,
and I don't believe Steve Kerr, right, I don't believe him.
And he felt like an idiot. He felt like that
had to be done. Now, speaking of that, the last
part of this, Lebron James says that team USA.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It is so good.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
They're so amazing Team USA and Parry that there's so
they got so much power here, so much firepower, that
they can rely on somebody different every single every single game.
It's essentially what Lebron said, Do you agree with that?
Is that how you see it that they can do that?
(10:22):
So I would argue that on a tablet. If you're
looking at your tablet, you'd say, okay, yeah that makes sense.
Yeah I can plug and play this guy and that
guy and knock yourself out. But it's one of those
things that sounds better in theory than in reality. And
we just discussed Steve Kerr benching a couple of key players,
at least one key player in Jason Tatum, because he
(10:45):
knows that you cannot you cannot just roll anyone out there.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
And have success.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
And we know that players, and just in general, you
need you need to find defined roles. There have to
be defined roles there the players perform better. And so
the idea of going helter skelter, okay, all right, too
many chefs spoil the broth and all that stuff. Tatum,
he keeps picking up l's here. He got pinched by
(11:13):
Jalen Brown in the Eastern Finals and the NBA Finals,
and so you have to add and now he gets
hemorrhoids in Game one of the Olympics, not starting and
not playing, and that's it. And Tyrese Halliburt and you
can understand that a little bit more because he's.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Not completely established established, but the Tatum thing.
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hour from the NFL. You probably thought, well, it happened
over the weekend, It's not gonna come up here on
this show.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
But you'd be wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
We will get back to the Malor Palooza twenty twenty
four or three acts in more acts to come. But
over the weekend a couple of massive, massive deals were announced,
and we were away from the guard shack, much like
the security guard here at the FSR building was away
when I tried to tell him there was an interesting
cat riding his bike through the garage.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
But the.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Story here that happened over the weekend, there were two
stories that caught our attention.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Maybe you saw it, maybe you didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But to a Tongue of Iloa, the Proud of Alabama, well,
originally the Proude of Hawaii. But he agrees to a
four year contract worth two hundred and twelve million dollars
two hundred twelve point four million, which includes one hundred
and sixty seven million garonteed guaranteed. Now in Wisconsin, Jordan
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Love feeling a love from Green Bay. He agrees to
a two hundred and twenty million dollar deal which includes
a seventy five million dollar signing bonus, like you've won
the lottery and that's payable by the end of the year.
Seventy five million Is that going to affects the price
of the stock in Green Bay?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
One hundred and fifty five million in new guaranteed money
handed over to Jordan Love. So there's interesting things about
both of these movies. We're going to start at lambeau
Field though. That's where we're going to start, And the
question is why did the packers pay Jordan.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Love all all that money?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Why did they pay Jordan Love all that money? So
I've got Howie Mandel, Doctor Seuss, and barbershop, and we
can combine all of those things together and we are
going to make a handshake. Everyone in the rooms distracted,
no bells, no whistles, So number wa they woke up,
(15:20):
all right, So listen, here's the deal. The packers box
themselves into a corner. There's no other way to say it.
When it comes to Jordan Love, green Bay did something
that is not Green Bay like. It's out of character
for that franchise. If you look at the franchise charter,
this is not the kind of move that they normally make.
(15:40):
They caved in part the public opinion, social media pressure.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And all that.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Normally they have not operated like this, Jordan Love. While
things are looking up for Jordan Love, if you were
being a grown up, you would say he's still in
the beta testing phase, that he's in the beta testing phase,
and yet he got paid. He got paid massive amount
of money and all that stuff. And will the real
Jordan Love stand up? Because I remember doing the TV
(16:08):
show last year and Jordan Love at mid season after
eight games, had twelve touchdown passes and eight interceptions. And
unless I'm mistaken, in a primetime game, at lambeau Field,
Matt Lafleur called out Jordan Love and his teammates for
lollygagging against the Lions in the first half of that game.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
So while he.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Certainly looked good late and can't argue with that, the
Cowboy playoff game was more about the Cowboys handing the
game to the Green Bay football team. It wasn't so
much that Jordan Love was clearly better than everyone else.
Dak Prescott and the Cowboys were a bunch of stumblebums
in that game. And then Green Bay did have a
shot against the forty nine ers, as I recall, but
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if you look at all this right, he needs more
beta testing and all that stuff, And even though he
looked good at the end of the year. As a result,
the Packers to say, you know what we're gonna do.
We're gonna bring how he manned Dell. We're gonna bring
him and the banker, and we're gonna bring them to
northern Wisconsin where it's beautiful this time of the year,
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and then we'll play dealer, no deal. And the Packers
chose case number ten, and they're betting that case number
ten will be the right case.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
And now they're on a.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Wing and a prayer because there is a dimension in
the multiverse where Jordan Love comes out and urinates all
over his pants, and the packers are in a tough situation.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
But it's always always a value when you sign.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
The counter argument has been, well, it looks bad now,
but you just wait in a couple of years. Okay,
So by that account, everyone should get paid all the time.
You don't have to necessarily earn the money. But it's like,
it's like, what are we doing here?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Right?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It's is he a bargain? He's not a bargain right now.
Maybe he'll turn out to be a bargain if he
turns out to be good. Otherwise he's an albatross now.
Page two, we go to South Beach, where we'd man
Hippie still finds himself incarcerated over the weekend, and more
on that later because he would be part of the
malt Palusa if he was free, he would have been
part of it. But we focus in on the Miami
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football team. Is Dolphins quarterback to a tongue of Iloa
good enough to win a Super Bowl?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
He got paid, right? He got paid?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Is he good enough to actually be a super Bowl quarterback,
and so the answer is gummy.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
It's gummy.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's the answer here, because how do you evaluate the
play of to a tongue of iloa. How do you
evaluate him because he doesn't elevate the people around him.
That does not happen. And you know the answer. It's
a classic Doctor Seuss line that sometimes the questions are
complicated and then the answers are simple or go. If
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you look at this, if the Dolphins defense and special
teams right, defense and special teams are on point, and
when I say on point, they can have injuries, but
the performance is there, then Miami will have home field advantage.
And if the Dolphins have home field advantage, then sure
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there's a world where Tua tonguebai Loa becomes a Super
Bowl quarterback. But he's got to avoid playing at Kansas
City as we saw last year, Baltimore or Buffalo. He
gotta throw in all those other cold weather cities that
he could play in and no cold weather games. We
start with that, and we are not naive. We are
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not naive to the fact that over the last generation
in the NFL, we have seen absolute turn burgers like
Rex Grossman, Joe Flacco, Brock Purdy, Jared Goff, Nick Foles.
Either go to the Super Bowl, some of them won
the Super Bowl. They're grinding daddy of them all and
(19:48):
stood head and shoulders above everyone else in the NFL.
And two is on that short list of guys. Well,
everything's great around him, and he played in South Florida, and.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Sure, why not?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Right?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
However, again, I go back to my premise that in
my world, this is probably a meat problem, not a
dolphin problem. When I was growing up, I was always
told that you have to pay people who elevate their.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Teammates the top dollar. I did.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
If you're not that person, you don't get that money.
And times have changed. There's so much money in the NFL.
They they're they're like Al Chapel. They're just bearing money, right,
and the old stories about him, they're just bearing money.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
There's so much money.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Tua hasn't shown up yet at the pro level in
big games. That's established, But yet the Dolphins are paying
him anyway. They had to the head to pay him.
He was doing a hold in all right now. Final
point toss up question. Toss up question which quarterback between
the two big free agent signing extension signings over the weekend.
(20:48):
Which quarterback Bigger Gamble, Jordan Love or Tua tongue of
Bi Loa. So the answer, my first answer is seeing
none of the above, I'll start with that and none
of the above. It both stories happened on Friday, all right.
Both stories came out on Friday that's known as the
takeout the Trash Day, the Friday news dump, which tells
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you that Dolphins and Packers are not proud, they're not
boastful about these moves. They realize these are stupid moves.
But they had to do it, and so they did
it when they tried to do it to limit the
amount of attention. So they did it on a Friday,
the day of the opening ceremonies of the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
That is telling. Now that said, both stories, both things
happening at the same time. I'm going to give a
slight lean to Jordan Love being a bigger gamble and
because you look at Jordan Love, it's like visiting the
barber shop and splitting hairs. It really is an entire answer.
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But Tua has shown to be a functional, regular season,
good weather.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Quarterback, Like yeah, you put up some big numbers.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
If you're in fantasy football, get you all horny and
all that, and he'll he'st on some bad teams and
we saw we can run up the score and all that.
Blessed with gigantic torpedoes, humongous torpedoes, and he's able to
hit the bull's eye on more occasions than not, and
it does help.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
The Tyreek Hill and.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Jalen Waddle Wattle Wattle Wattle are like Sephora and they
they're they're their makeup guys. They make up for a
lot of these shortcomings of Tua, tongue of blow. They
hire a lot of the blemishes and the imperfections of Tua.
But the jury is still out on Jordan Love at
this point until proven otherwise. He's a half season guy.
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He played well in the second half of the season,
but he's a half season guy usually, and again, standards
were different, standards have gone down. I get it, I
understand that's the world we live in today, and hey,
why not. But in the old days, Jordan Love would
not have gotten paid this money, and of course it
would be related to the top dollar at that time. Obviously,
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the money is cartoonish at this particular point.
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What is going on?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
All right? All right? So two minutes?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Wow, amazing, amazing performance. Rob in the three two one.
We get songs like this, but no, I don't think
we've ever had one performed live during the show like that.
Maybe that's not true. We've had we've had some of
the past, but this is outstanding. I loved it. You
nailed it, entertaining. You got us all mentioned in the
song I'm gonna give.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
You you know what?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I go nine point five nine point five for Rob
in the three two one Eddie h.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
The only criticism I have was that there was some
little bit of issues with the phone.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
However, he's he's on the phone in the middle of you.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Had your chance speak ahead, uh including music in the background. Obviously,
that's you know, going the extra mile. The impressions were great,
the song was good, including as you said, some original
lyrics about the show.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I'm giving him a ten ten uh ten?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
All right, what's amazing score, Lorena.
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Yeah, you know, you know, I'm really hard on singing.
I thought, not only did you do SpongeBob fantastically and
Patrick fantastically and squidward. The only person who were missing
was Gary the Snail. So if you gave me a
nice meal, that would have been great. But the fact
that you were singing in SpongeBob's voice is so spectacular.
(26:29):
I want to give you fifteen points.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Oh wow, fifteen our first fifteen unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
We're gonna cap it at ten. Yeah, kupol.
Speaker 10 (26:39):
I thought it was great.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
No, no, don't put a butt.
Speaker 10 (26:42):
No, no, there's there is no butt. I loved it.
He like was waiting for like timing cues in the
in the music. The lyrics were great. I could understand it.
There was a little bit of phone issues, but there's
really you know, just it's an overnight radio shit technology. Yeah,
so I'm gonna give it a ten a ten.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Oh my god, I'm the bad guy. I gave him
a nine point five in Good Terror. In Good Terror.
Speaker 11 (27:08):
I love this multi media aspect of it. That was new,
that was cool. Everything else. I agree with everything what
everybody said. I'm going ten oh a ten.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
We've gotta have a new leader. That has to be
our new leader.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Unreal, Rob in the three two one, you are the
new leader. Rob.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
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Speaker 11 (27:43):
Yo Militia.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Ohiou here with the live recording of my twenty twenty
four Malifaluza song called Ben's Overnight Blues sung to the
tune of Johnny Cash's Folsome Prison Blues.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Hope you enjoy it. Here Ben mallicom in the air
and everywhere. Big Ben ain't seeing.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
The sunshine, but he just don't care because he's stuck.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
On over night, go bed on. The militia keeps Ben
rolled until the crack of dawn. Whimpan was just a baby.
Speaker 12 (28:28):
His mama told him, son, you're going to be a
fixed star and maybe no one, and she gave Ben
his first radio. He listened day and nine. Now Benny's
hit the big time, he rules the over hit the
(28:53):
free man from his prison and moved him to daytime.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
I bet he get the big bucks and he be
living fine about Lorena man Edi too, the Militia would disband.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Wevely blue.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
All right, OHIOOW, thank you very much, Ohio. Al tremendous,
tremendous as always, love it, love it. It reminds me
of what this show has been at its peak with
these song parodies that Ohio was a big part of that.
With our friends in Richmond and Michigan and the other
guys that have been sent songs, and I thought.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
It was recorded, so I'm not gonna go as high
as I normally would. I'll give him a ten, Eddie, do.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
We have any idea if he plays the guitar or
if that's somebody else doing I'm just curious if he's.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Doing that, think he's the one playing the guitar, but
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
Very good, well, so, very well done. I agree with you, Ben,
I thought it was fantastic. Lyrics are great, great singing,
and if he's playing the guitar, great job playing the guitar.
But I can't give him a ten or I'm not
going to give him a ten because it is recorded,
more respect for the live performances, so I will give
him a.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Nine, A nine, all right, Loraina, Loraina, so so impressed.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
The lyrics were beautifully done. I didn't like Honestly, you
should be a professional writer. But yeah, I agree, what
loved it to be live.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
I'll give you an eight, an eight, only an eight.
You gave him the same.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
Scow that you gave you cannot compare.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
What are you doing here? I'm looking at your scoring here,
I'm questioning your integrity a couple.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
Finding out that Lorena is from Russia?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, what was it? Or East Germany? You know, and like, yeah, Lorrain,
what are you doing? Eight? An eight? That was an eight.
It was good. It was it was beyond good.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
It was flawlessct and really the only the only knock
like just like Eddie said, only because it's not live
and I feel like you could you could do this
live and it would it would like, you know, blow
us away could So for that reason alone, I'm going
to give it a nine point five.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
A nine point five incoad terror?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
How did you score our friend ohio al quickly in
good Terror?
Speaker 11 (31:19):
I love that echo at the very beginning when he's
announcing it the recording again stock stock points for that,
So I'll give him a thirteen
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Thirteen all right, that's very reasonable, reasonable score
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