July 21, 2025 • 33 mins
Big Ben talks about Donald Trump calling on the Redskins and Indians names to return to their respective teams, Manny Pacquiao returning to the ring at 46 years old, some of the top acts from the Mallerpalooza 2025, and more!
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is a special night, This night different than all other
nights on the show. It's the biggest night in overnight
sports radio this summer. It's the Mallard Palooza. So that
means that we're still doing the the Mallard monologues because
because they put that up on the YouTube channel and
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Saga will kill me if we don't do those. So
just so he's recording this, so he's I told him,
I said, they're gonna be shorter. Do the monologues. I'll
do the Malard monologues. They're gonna be short. We have
a lot of acts. We promoted the hell out of
the Mallard Palooza and we've we've got a great turnout
of people, a variety of shows, different performers that will
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entertain us. We will introduce the Malapalooza. We will get
the party started following the Mallard monologue. Just give heads up,
that's gonna be a different night. You also will have
a voice in this. Now I don't know how many
calls we're going to take just from RANDO callers. However,
if you have an X account, you can give us
real time feedback on the X machine at Ben Mahler
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and we'll read your comments. So we will review the
acts and really the goal here and we'll explain it
as we go through the Malard Palooza. But the goal
is to get in the top four. Because we will
have our winner based on the judges here and me
and lorraina coop and are Surprime Mystery Judge. We will
all vote and then in addition, we will have the
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voice of the people that will be you. And so
the top four acts, as the turn by us, will
go up for a vote. And so if you're a
podcast listener working the Dreaded day Shift, you will be
able to vote on that. So those are some of
the guidelines to get you set. But we begin with
the Malard monologue and our lead this hour from the
name game, from the name of so over the weekend,
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just a random, sleepy July weekend, the President decided to
spice things up a little bit here and enter the
sporting world. And I don't know if you we're watching
and paying attention, maybe not, got some headlines people freaking
out here. So President Donald Trump, if you saw this,
he is threatening to hold up a new stadium which
is in the works for the NFL's Washington franchise, the
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team in Washington. The President sending out some comments on
social media if they do not restore the old name,
Hail to the Redskins, Hail to victim now. President Trump
also said over the weekend that he wants the Cleveland
baseball team to change his name back as well, to
revert to the former name the Indians, which I know
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will make Dick and Dayton very happy if they do
do that. He still calls him that, he said the President.
There is a big clamoring for this as well. So
all let and of course people freaked out, like the
sports media. Oh my god. All right, so let us
discuss the question, how do you evaluate President Donald Trump
calling on the Redskins and Indians' nicknames to return to
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pro sports. So on this one, I've got Tsunami and
Mendoza line and that's it, all right. So a I
get a kick out of the media meltdown. So I'm
perusing the commentary and people are losing their fricking minds, right,
some of the sports media people, some of these people,
I know, they're just losing their minds, right, They're clutching
(04:56):
their pearls. Oh my god, it's like it's like they
need one of those old school Victorian fainting couches. They're
so emotional by this. And here's why, all right, because
when you break it down unscientifically, right, when you break
it down, and if you're actually honest about the story,
it was political. The reason those team names change was
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the political climate in America. The teams bowed down to
the politics at the time they changed their names, names
that had been around for a very long time. And
now it's political again, right, it's different politics, but it's
political again. President Trump daring suggesting to people it's changing
the names back now. Now, Trump is he's tapping into
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something here, the president that there's a lot of people
that agree with him. A lot of it. In fact,
I've talked about is I have some boots on the
ground in the Washington, DC area who've informed me the
Redskins or the Commanders have done market research for years.
They changed the name, and they've asked like, what name
do you want? What name? You know, and overwhelming the
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people that actually buy tickets, the actual customers, have said Redskins,
that's the name they want back. And so that you know,
people don't bring that up and that's what they want.
And so they're like, hey, listen, the people that follow
the team that actually pay for the tickets and buy
the merchandise that's all overpriced, they're like, hey, we like this.
We don't want to scrub this. We like this. This
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is the name. And in the years, and I understand,
we were in a period in like twenty twenty twenty
twenty one, like there was this weird period here in
America where we were rewriting history right there were you know,
knocking down statues. It got rid of the Redskins name.
The Indians name got swallowed up by the tsunami that
was taking place in America. You had owners of heritage
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franchises right American institutions. We're told like these are these
are community trusts. These professional sports teams who were bending
down genuflecting faster than referee Trunt put the ball down
for Tom Brady back in the day when he was
playing for the Patriots. And so it was not because
the fans the customers demanded that these names go away.
That was not it at all. In fact, it was
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the opposite of that. It was because of some social
media mob that was out there that needed fresh meat
and they're like, all right, just eat everything up. And
these professional sports leagues bowed down to that. But keep
in mind there were people that had backbone in sports
that didn't do that. The Atlanta Braves. Major League Baseball
wanted the Braves to change their nickname because of the
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political climate. The Atlanta Braves still exists. If it was
up to the mob, the Atlanta Braves would have gone away.
You can go down the hockey team in Chicago, the Blackhawks.
There were people there that I should change the name.
In college, the Florida State Seminoles, there was a push
you gotta get rid of the Seminoles. I don't care
if the Indian group supported. You got to get rid
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of it. You know, some liberal white people don't like it.
You got to get rid of it. So listen that
the names are alive. Those names are alive today because
they had owners that had a backbone. Washington Redskins, Cleveland
Indians did not have owners that have backbone. So now
the president's calling out. Now the other part of that, like,
if you were to say pasture, what are the chances
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what are the chances that the commanders in the NFL
and the Guardians in Major League Baseball were to actually
do the old switch orule and go back to the
old name. I just go back to the old name.
It's not great. I'm not gonna sit here and tell
you it's great. I don't think it is great because
they know, these teams know. It's just they got to
hold their ground because Trump's only gonna be president for
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a few more years and then somebody else will be
in the White House. So they just have to ride
the wave here. But it's not zero, Okay, it's not zero.
The reason it's not zero the Washington Commanders what a
dumb name, and the Cleveland Guardians an equally dumb name.
The current names, they've had those names since twenty twenty two.
So here we are in the summer of twenty twenty five.
Both have said they don't plan to change their name.
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Of course, spoiler alert, spoiler. Both of them said for
years they were not going to change the name Indians
and Redskins, So who cares what they say. They never
said they were gonna change the names in the first place.
They did, but they said they weren't, and they finally,
you know, they broke down and changed the name. But
I'm gonna set the malarods on this at plus four hundred.
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I'm gonna set the malarods on this at plus four hundred.
That is a two hundred hitter. That is the Mendoza line.
That is the Mendoza line in baseball. Baseball player Mario Mendoza,
So two hundred batting average, and if you look at
the two hundred batting average, that sucks, right, that's terrible.
That is the threshold for offensive futility allow in modern baseball.
That's acceptable. In the old days it wasn't. But the
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name change, if you go from the Redskins and the Guardians,
this is like the symbol of the outrage era that
we were in, right, This is like they changed to
these names, the Great Purge of sports mascots, which they
took those down, and also a bunch of high school
teams had to change their name and all this stuff colleges.
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But to replace the Commanders and the Guardians, those names,
those replacement names right there terrible. They suck. I mean,
there's so bad. It's like the bureaucrats got together and
it's like some kind of dystopian sci fi thing. They
got together. We've got to get a committee together, because
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everyone they needs a committee. We've got to have branding,
and how can we come up with a name. We'll
get a committee together and let's have some meetings. We'll
do some zoom meetings. It was twenty twenty, and it's
like the mascots were put together by the Department of
the Bland. How can it be the most bland possible nickname?
And the Bland, I mean, it's so stupid, right, And
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so they came up with Guardians, and they came up
with the Commanders, and they were selected. I am convinced.
I was not in the room, but I am convinced,
nonetheless that those nicknames were selected for one reason, and
one reason only to offend no one, right, their goal, well,
we do not want to. We're gonna name the Cleveland
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baseball team after a bridge. They named it after a
bridge and the commanders. It sounds like some ripoff Gi
Joe character or something like that. So in the process
of trying not to offend anyone, which was the goal,
they have managed to offend everyone. Right. Everyone's like, this
is so stupid. It's lifeless. There's no energy, there's no passion.
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And the logos they came up with, I think I
could come up with that if you gave me AI
like you Chat, GPT or whatever, I could come up
with a logo like that. They're minimalists, they're forgettable logos.
Why would anyone buy merchandise for these team? I mean
it's the logos are just blah. If you can create
a better logo on your phone than a professional sports team,
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why would you buy that logo? It makes no sense.
They're sanitized their shrink wrap. It's just they just blow uh.
And it was like some kind of diversity inclusion marketing
division came up, but it is terrible. They're horrible, and
it's they've got a bout as much edge as a cracker,
you know, like a gluten freak cracker. It's just nothing.
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There's just blah blah blah blah blah. And then to
compound the issue, right, you compound the issue, you get
rid of names that had a legacy, that had a following,
that had tradition, all stuff, and the new name and
you combine the name and the logo and it's like
plain oatmeal, is what it is.
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Pac Man returns, he's back. Well didn't win, Buddy returned.
Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben
Malor Show. We are in the air everywhere, side by side,
we are swashbuckling through the Malor Palooza, coast to coast,
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our first animal act coming up later this hour, and
I believe our only animal act, although some would argue
all the acts are animal acts. So we'll have that
coming up in a little bit. And we have a comedy,
a kid act that we have some big names, some
big names in the Mallard Militia that are in this hour.
We'll get to that smaller shorter Malard monologues. But our
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lead this hour is from boxing. We're gonna start out
with boxing and fighting for the first time in nearly
four years. I believe the forty six year old Manny
Pacquiao pac Man. He was there against a thirty year
old Mario Barrios. Fought in Vegas over the weekend. Pacquio
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fought to a majority draw. Now, if you did not
watch this, you might not have checked it out. Over
the weekend stuff going on. As always in boxing, there
has to be some outrage, there has to be some controversy,
or it's not really boxing, it's something else. And so
we had that. Now, the judges scored the welterweight about
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one fifteen one thirteen in favor of Burios. Then the
other judges scored it one fourteen one fourteen in a draw,
and so as a result, Burios was able to keep
his welterweight title, even though two of the judges said
the fight was dead. Even the crowd booed. It was
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a Pacquiao crowd. He's the star. Whenever he fights, it's
a paquiow. I've been to one of his fights before.
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He called it a wonderful fight. Afterwards, it was said
to be an inspired performance. The boxing community said, Paqiao
fighting against someone sixteen years younger than he was. So
let us discuss the question is what did you think
of Manny Pacquiao and his return to the ring. So
I've got late night TV commercial and kats is Delhi
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and we will combine these things together and we're gonna
make the gul We're gonna make the gobaool. So number
I said number one. Now I'm gonna put all these
things here, and uh, you know the the commercial, the
Deli put these things together. But this is the headline
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on This is like a deja vu situation wrapped in
hand wraps. Uh. And that's the great thing about boxing,
right there's people watch a fight and as long as
it's not a knockout, everyone's got a different opinion on
what they're watching, depending on their bias, who they like
going into the fight, who they side with. So Manny
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Pacquiao fights to a draw. And uh. And because one
judge out of the three said, well, no, Pacquiel did
not win the fight by the finniest of margins. He
does not get the get the belot. But but it
was more like a curtain call, right of a Vaudvillian act.
Yet again, they're in Vegas on a fight weekend. There
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the flickering of the neon the casino ballroom off in
the distance, and it's Pacquiao, Like what is he doing?
These boxers have to keep coming back like this is
like a real fight. A lot of these guys come
back and they do these exhibition fights and all that.
But Pacquie, how the pugilist from the Philippines, the politician
from the Philippines and all that, the patriot saint of
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the Islands of the Philippines. And he's out there dancing around.
And there were there were moments watching watching the fight
where it was like Fredi's stare out there moving around,
the movements and all that stuff, and uh throwing throwing haymakers.
For his size, everything's relative, uh, But they was not
the entire fight, right, This is not the Pacquiao of yesteryear,
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nor did you expect it to be the Pacquiao of yesteryear.
And people side with him because of the career that
he had, and that's it. I mean, it's not so
much people say it's like, well, it's a comeback for
many packet, but it's more I looked at it like this.
It's like those late night TV commercials that used to
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be very popular. I think there's still on those. You
can buy that commemorative plate. You know, well, I don't
really need a commemorative plate. It's just gonna collect dust.
And but you get a certificate of authenticity, so you
buy it. You know, in five monthly payments, you can
get some plate that's worth nothing because they made a
gazillion of them, but you do it. And so the
Pacqui How fight, it's like it just vibes like it's
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some kind of commemorative plate from the glory days of
Manny pacquiaw. And you know, it's the old boxing move
where it's like, okay, you wheel out the legend, you
throw them into the ring. You get some pay per
view buys on that, you get some TV audience, you
cash in on what nostalgia with a capital end. It's
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all about nostalgia, and you pray that the old boxer
does not need to leave the ring in an ambulance.
You're like, no stretchers, And it's kind of like the
old music acts, and you know a band has jumped
the Shark. And I see this all the time with
my wife when we're driving around and there's a band
that's performing at an Indian casino. That is the career arc. Right,
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you're famous, you're top the charts in music, and then
at some point you cross over and you're prepere. You're
appearing in front of a couple hundred people who are
degenerate gamblers who they give free tickets to at a casino.
It's kind of like that, right, And so you look
at this and a lot of these guys and this
is this is been going on my entire light before.
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I was like Muhammad Ali, he kept boxing until his
brain was mashed potatoes. Unfortunate Sugar Ray Leonard kept going.
Mike Tyson helped. Tyson's done some of these sham exhibition fights,
these money grabbed I will give Pakiao credit because he
didn't do that. This is like a real legit fight
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and all that, and so good for many pakiaw And
he's not completely washed from what I saw, certainly not
vintage Manipaci how And it's kind of like that poster
that's kind of fading away, that old poster on the
wall there in the sun and you still see the
image of what paquiaw was and he's not punching through
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walls anymore. Although according to the nerds, the Manipaccio stat
statuet said he landed more power punches body blow, body blow, buddy,
but he landed more of those than his opponent, and
so that's that's good. You know, it's hey, that's pretty impressive,
and usually if you land more of those power punches
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you end up generally winning the fight. But in this
case it was a draw, but the power punches did
go to many Pacia, so light that one up light
a cigar for Mannipaccio in that regard, not page two.
So who does Manipakio fight next? Who's next for many
Pakio after this fight, which was a draw decision went
to Barrios and all that stuff. So on this one,
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the answer is whoever Manipacquio wants to fight, That's the answer.
That's it, period. Stop The reason if you pay attention
to the boxing game, you and I both know if
you pay attention to this, it's kind of like going
to Katz's Deli in Manhattan and when you're going this
placement around it's the eighteen eighties. Right, you go in
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there and they hand you a meal ticket, and if
you lose it, you got to pay a ridiculous amount
of money. So you have to go to every station,
get your postami sandwich, your mosketball soup, your fries, and
they write on the meal ticket, what's there. Manipakio is
the meal ticket. In this equation, Manipacio is the meal ticket. Right,
he is the if you're the promoter, he's the golden goose.
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He's the golden goose. Someone who's just name a you
know how much money. There's apparently a lot of rich people,
or enough rich people in the Philippines that will travel in,
people that have gained great wealth and throw their money
around at casinos in Vegas if Pakiao is there. And
so even at his advanced age in sport, Manny Paci,
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how he's still the drawing card. And so that's the answer.
With all due respect to Mario Barrios, no one's really
paying big money to watch him fight, and he knows that, right.
So it's supposed he's gonna be a rematch at the
MGM Grand there and lost wages Nevada and the arena
was packed, and we'll see what the you know, the
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television numbers were, but it's really the daily double right
with Paki how it's not only the arena attendance, but
it's also the pay per views and the television audience
and all that stuff.
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We'll get back to the mal Or Palooza and we
have Inkotara there. Next up, let's get to Ohio.
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Awl.
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Ohio Al is a big part of the Fifth Hour podcast.
He sent us a lot of stuff over the years.
I know this show as well, some original tunes. A
big supporter over the years of the show, and he
put a little diddy together. Let's go now, this is
the great Ohio Owl. Here we go, Hey Militia, Ohio
l here with my song Mallard Militia twenty twenty five.
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Nothing artificial, It's real and I'm doing it live to TV.
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Doc make can find sin feeling drinking their own pea.
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Kay drink.
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It's Steve and the Walls Mike.
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To drone to see Dick and David.
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It's his banjo.
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Jay Scoop's back home again.
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There remains still choppol Tune with his riding Night, Scott's
and Boughs, the Northing.
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Tony and the Big Guy dunkin Game, Larina, the Mala Militia.
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It's calling ben Aline, A bunch of crazy and drunks
and druggies, feely.
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Aura truck drivers, blind folks, Scotts and.
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Creeks, musicians too. We got what things in common. We
all love Man and the Crew, Justin.
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And just Joshinsensi, Seana, Hoods, Lay Hollow, James An Orange,
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Tammy's in Montana for Lexus in New York resid these Militia.
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Now before oh nine, all right, song.
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Now everywhere else?
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All right?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Ohio aw, bravo, ohiow one of the big stars of
the Mallard Palooza. In guitar, you're the musician. Had he
had you grade the performance of our buddy, ohio au
Oh that.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Was fantastic, great guitar playing. Was there a harmonica at
the end of the night? Touch uh so? And you know,
great lyrics, emotional. I'm going to give it my high score.
I'm going to nine A nine.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
All right, nine from ink tear So let me make sure,
I write there nine there, all right, listen, I love
did Ohio was one of my favorites. I'm biased, I admitted,
I don't care. I'm the biased East German judge. He's
like one of my communist brothers. I loved it and
it was very entertaining. The only thing it was pre recorded,
which you know that is allowed. It wasn't auto tune
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or anything like that. I'm gonna give it a nine
point five, and nine point five is my score. Oh
what about you, Lorena? Wow? Let me just start with
a wow. I was so in that. I don't know
if you guys felt that was good. I felt in
my boats if there was a can, my candles would
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have been in the air with my hands.
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You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
That was amazing, really good, absolutely amazing. Nine What did
I say? Candle candle to the wind like a concert
that he's a lighter. Maybe that was a memorial. You're right,
it was probably death and death. We've had enough people
died that listen to the show. I go ahead there, please, Coop.
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You know I might get some hate for this. Uh oh,
here we go. This is where Coop's a bad judge. No,
I liked it. It was great. But there's a button
that's everything discounted before the word. But but we have
heard him do it to that tune before. But it's
like a classic song that you updated lyrics. It's updated lyrics. Yes, okay,
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but I hurry on. I want to hear something different.
So I'm going to give it a nat An eight.
Oh my god, the wife said ten. She said it's
a ten, all right? Uh well, very nice, Ohio. I
loved it. I thought it was great. I think pretty sure, Ohio.
Ali's in the lead.
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We have one act left in the in the tank
here and it's a all time got You saved the
best for last right when I was a kid, I'd
always saved my favorite. Anyway, Here is a platinum winning duo.
You've got Jay Scoop. This is the guy that went
to the Ukraine and that was there for a long
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time life. Jay Scoop and along with Just Josh from Cincinnati,
a longtime Mallor Show contributor and they sent this song
in their latest submission. Let's get to it here without
further ado, the final act of the malor Paloozer. Let's listen.
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His call is ready, still has love for Eddie Babacao
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the one who has lubrain ready spread out of out
of town weed man smells so loud he opens his
mouth and his teeth just fell out.
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He's smoking. How all the lame jokes so now the
clocks run out. Now the wind's cool for blasts stamp crack.
There's an injury yoke. The goals that Nubie yoke. The
goals would be he joked myself bad. But he won't
bring it home like you won't. He won't have it.
He knows it could be worse to show.
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When Mega Bama Man no for stim card to show
long time listen, we know when he goes back to
this vocal bone. That's when it's Coop screen and crap
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Wady Yo.
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You can give you anything.
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Shut your heart.
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There.
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It is.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
What a performance by Jay Scoop and Just Josh outstanding
as they never disappoint those those guys and again these
are guys that met because of the show. Just Josh
has been listening for many years in Cincinnati, and then
Jayscoop is in California. Now he used to be in Seattle,
and here they are. They teamed up and they put
(31:23):
these songs together. Let's go to our our judge inco
Terror who again inco Warrior dot com. Is your website?
Is that correct? INCA If people want to go and
watch you perform somewhere it is, You've got that, and
Inco performs all over the United States and all over
the world. He's a classically trained pianist, very talented man.
And you know, people in that world don't want to
(31:44):
know about this world, but we love you, Incotara. So
final final act here, how did you judge the dynamic
duo of Jayscoop and Just Josh.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
It was You're right, they always do better than they
did before. And I would have given them a sixteen,
but is pre recorded, so I'm giving them a twelve.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Twelve alright, a twelve. I loved it. I thought it
was wonderful. These guys have been great supporters of ours.
Was pre recorded. I gave Ohio a pretty high score.
I'm gonna give them the same. I'm gonna give it
nine and a half. I'm gonna go nine and a
half for Jay Scoop and Just Josh.
Speaker 9 (32:21):
Lorena, Yeah, they got a ten for me, Ben ten, Yeah,
Kooperloop nine and a half, nine and a half. And
my wife said to ten as well. So various, And
this is the part. Now we get down who won
the in studio vote.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
We've been keeping track of this. The winner of the
in studio vote. It's gotta be either Jay Scoop or
Ohio and just Josh, just Josh and Jayscoop. This is
where we do the math on the air. This is
where we crunch the numbers. Yes, it is, it is,
so who is Let's give the top four. Who's at
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number four? The top four? This is the top four?
Number four, that's right, number four on the Malord Palooza.
Let me see here in thirty seconds. Will we get
this on the air in thirty second? I believe number
four is milk. No, no, it is keg drinking Steve
Kay drinking Steve all right, key drinking stiff. Number four,
number three, number three, we have Bennett the comedian. All right,
(33:26):
they made the final four. That's great. And the last
two I would assume are what who's in number two?
Ohio al and Ohio's number two and Jay Scoop? All right,
so you guys will be you guys will be able
to We'll put that up on X. Those are the
final four. We gave it to Jays Scoop. Thanks to
everyone that participated in Amazing night. Another Malor Palooza in
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is a special night, This night different than all other
nights on the show. It's the biggest night in overnight
sports radio this summer. It's the Mallard Palooza. So that
means that we're still doing the the Mallard monologues because
because they put that up on the YouTube channel and
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Saga will kill me if we don't do those. So
just so he's recording this, so he's I told him,
I said, they're gonna be shorter. Do the monologues. I'll
do the Malard monologues. They're gonna be short. We have
a lot of acts. We promoted the hell out of
the Mallard Palooza and we've we've got a great turnout
of people, a variety of shows, different performers that will
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entertain us. We will introduce the Malapalooza. We will get
the party started following the Mallard monologue. Just give heads up,
that's gonna be a different night. You also will have
a voice in this. Now I don't know how many
calls we're going to take just from RANDO callers. However,
if you have an X account, you can give us
real time feedback on the X machine at Ben Mahler
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and we'll read your comments. So we will review the
acts and really the goal here and we'll explain it
as we go through the Malard Palooza. But the goal
is to get in the top four. Because we will
have our winner based on the judges here and me
and lorraina coop and are Surprime Mystery Judge. We will
all vote and then in addition, we will have the
(03:04):
voice of the people that will be you. And so
the top four acts, as the turn by us, will
go up for a vote. And so if you're a
podcast listener working the Dreaded day Shift, you will be
able to vote on that. So those are some of
the guidelines to get you set. But we begin with
the Malard monologue and our lead this hour from the
name game, from the name of so over the weekend,
(03:25):
just a random, sleepy July weekend, the President decided to
spice things up a little bit here and enter the
sporting world. And I don't know if you we're watching
and paying attention, maybe not, got some headlines people freaking
out here. So President Donald Trump, if you saw this,
he is threatening to hold up a new stadium which
is in the works for the NFL's Washington franchise, the
(03:50):
team in Washington. The President sending out some comments on
social media if they do not restore the old name,
Hail to the Redskins, Hail to victim now. President Trump
also said over the weekend that he wants the Cleveland
baseball team to change his name back as well, to
revert to the former name the Indians, which I know
(04:12):
will make Dick and Dayton very happy if they do
do that. He still calls him that, he said the President.
There is a big clamoring for this as well. So
all let and of course people freaked out, like the
sports media. Oh my god. All right, so let us
discuss the question, how do you evaluate President Donald Trump
calling on the Redskins and Indians' nicknames to return to
(04:36):
pro sports. So on this one, I've got Tsunami and
Mendoza line and that's it, all right. So a I
get a kick out of the media meltdown. So I'm
perusing the commentary and people are losing their fricking minds, right,
some of the sports media people, some of these people,
I know, they're just losing their minds, right, They're clutching
(04:56):
their pearls. Oh my god, it's like it's like they
need one of those old school Victorian fainting couches. They're
so emotional by this. And here's why, all right, because
when you break it down unscientifically, right, when you break
it down, and if you're actually honest about the story,
it was political. The reason those team names change was
(05:22):
the political climate in America. The teams bowed down to
the politics at the time they changed their names, names
that had been around for a very long time. And
now it's political again, right, it's different politics, but it's
political again. President Trump daring suggesting to people it's changing
the names back now. Now, Trump is he's tapping into
(05:43):
something here, the president that there's a lot of people
that agree with him. A lot of it. In fact,
I've talked about is I have some boots on the
ground in the Washington, DC area who've informed me the
Redskins or the Commanders have done market research for years.
They changed the name, and they've asked like, what name
do you want? What name? You know, and overwhelming the
(06:05):
people that actually buy tickets, the actual customers, have said Redskins,
that's the name they want back. And so that you know,
people don't bring that up and that's what they want.
And so they're like, hey, listen, the people that follow
the team that actually pay for the tickets and buy
the merchandise that's all overpriced, they're like, hey, we like this.
We don't want to scrub this. We like this. This
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is the name. And in the years, and I understand,
we were in a period in like twenty twenty twenty
twenty one, like there was this weird period here in
America where we were rewriting history right there were you know,
knocking down statues. It got rid of the Redskins name.
The Indians name got swallowed up by the tsunami that
was taking place in America. You had owners of heritage
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franchises right American institutions. We're told like these are these
are community trusts. These professional sports teams who were bending
down genuflecting faster than referee Trunt put the ball down
for Tom Brady back in the day when he was
playing for the Patriots. And so it was not because
the fans the customers demanded that these names go away.
That was not it at all. In fact, it was
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the opposite of that. It was because of some social
media mob that was out there that needed fresh meat
and they're like, all right, just eat everything up. And
these professional sports leagues bowed down to that. But keep
in mind there were people that had backbone in sports
that didn't do that. The Atlanta Braves. Major League Baseball
wanted the Braves to change their nickname because of the
(07:29):
political climate. The Atlanta Braves still exists. If it was
up to the mob, the Atlanta Braves would have gone away.
You can go down the hockey team in Chicago, the Blackhawks.
There were people there that I should change the name.
In college, the Florida State Seminoles, there was a push
you gotta get rid of the Seminoles. I don't care
if the Indian group supported. You got to get rid
(07:50):
of it. You know, some liberal white people don't like it.
You got to get rid of it. So listen that
the names are alive. Those names are alive today because
they had owners that had a backbone. Washington Redskins, Cleveland
Indians did not have owners that have backbone. So now
the president's calling out. Now the other part of that, like,
if you were to say pasture, what are the chances
(08:10):
what are the chances that the commanders in the NFL
and the Guardians in Major League Baseball were to actually
do the old switch orule and go back to the
old name. I just go back to the old name.
It's not great. I'm not gonna sit here and tell
you it's great. I don't think it is great because
they know, these teams know. It's just they got to
hold their ground because Trump's only gonna be president for
(08:31):
a few more years and then somebody else will be
in the White House. So they just have to ride
the wave here. But it's not zero, Okay, it's not zero.
The reason it's not zero the Washington Commanders what a
dumb name, and the Cleveland Guardians an equally dumb name.
The current names, they've had those names since twenty twenty two.
So here we are in the summer of twenty twenty five.
Both have said they don't plan to change their name.
(08:54):
Of course, spoiler alert, spoiler. Both of them said for
years they were not going to change the name Indians
and Redskins, So who cares what they say. They never
said they were gonna change the names in the first place.
They did, but they said they weren't, and they finally,
you know, they broke down and changed the name. But
I'm gonna set the malarods on this at plus four hundred.
(09:17):
I'm gonna set the malarods on this at plus four hundred.
That is a two hundred hitter. That is the Mendoza line.
That is the Mendoza line in baseball. Baseball player Mario Mendoza,
So two hundred batting average, and if you look at
the two hundred batting average, that sucks, right, that's terrible.
That is the threshold for offensive futility allow in modern baseball.
That's acceptable. In the old days it wasn't. But the
(09:40):
name change, if you go from the Redskins and the Guardians,
this is like the symbol of the outrage era that
we were in, right, This is like they changed to
these names, the Great Purge of sports mascots, which they
took those down, and also a bunch of high school
teams had to change their name and all this stuff colleges.
(10:01):
But to replace the Commanders and the Guardians, those names,
those replacement names right there terrible. They suck. I mean,
there's so bad. It's like the bureaucrats got together and
it's like some kind of dystopian sci fi thing. They
got together. We've got to get a committee together, because
(10:23):
everyone they needs a committee. We've got to have branding,
and how can we come up with a name. We'll
get a committee together and let's have some meetings. We'll
do some zoom meetings. It was twenty twenty, and it's
like the mascots were put together by the Department of
the Bland. How can it be the most bland possible nickname?
And the Bland, I mean, it's so stupid, right, And
(10:44):
so they came up with Guardians, and they came up
with the Commanders, and they were selected. I am convinced.
I was not in the room, but I am convinced,
nonetheless that those nicknames were selected for one reason, and
one reason only to offend no one, right, their goal, well,
we do not want to. We're gonna name the Cleveland
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baseball team after a bridge. They named it after a
bridge and the commanders. It sounds like some ripoff Gi
Joe character or something like that. So in the process
of trying not to offend anyone, which was the goal,
they have managed to offend everyone. Right. Everyone's like, this
is so stupid. It's lifeless. There's no energy, there's no passion.
(11:25):
And the logos they came up with, I think I
could come up with that if you gave me AI
like you Chat, GPT or whatever, I could come up
with a logo like that. They're minimalists, they're forgettable logos.
Why would anyone buy merchandise for these team? I mean
it's the logos are just blah. If you can create
a better logo on your phone than a professional sports team,
(11:47):
why would you buy that logo? It makes no sense.
They're sanitized their shrink wrap. It's just they just blow uh.
And it was like some kind of diversity inclusion marketing
division came up, but it is terrible. They're horrible, and
it's they've got a bout as much edge as a cracker,
you know, like a gluten freak cracker. It's just nothing.
(12:09):
There's just blah blah blah blah blah. And then to
compound the issue, right, you compound the issue, you get
rid of names that had a legacy, that had a following,
that had tradition, all stuff, and the new name and
you combine the name and the logo and it's like
plain oatmeal, is what it is.
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Pac Man returns, he's back. Well didn't win, Buddy returned.
Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben
Malor Show. We are in the air everywhere, side by side,
we are swashbuckling through the Malor Palooza, coast to coast,
(14:04):
border to border and beyond. On the vast and forcefully
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the Cavalcade of Clowns, that is the Malor Palooza as
we are bunkerd down here on the Fox Sports Radio studios,
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coverage all night long, inca terror standing by. We have
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our first animal act coming up later this hour, and
I believe our only animal act, although some would argue
all the acts are animal acts. So we'll have that
coming up in a little bit. And we have a comedy,
a kid act that we have some big names, some
big names in the Mallard Militia that are in this hour.
We'll get to that smaller shorter Malard monologues. But our
(15:31):
lead this hour is from boxing. We're gonna start out
with boxing and fighting for the first time in nearly
four years. I believe the forty six year old Manny
Pacquiao pac Man. He was there against a thirty year
old Mario Barrios. Fought in Vegas over the weekend. Pacquio
(15:53):
fought to a majority draw. Now, if you did not
watch this, you might not have checked it out. Over
the weekend stuff going on. As always in boxing, there
has to be some outrage, there has to be some controversy,
or it's not really boxing, it's something else. And so
we had that. Now, the judges scored the welterweight about
(16:13):
one fifteen one thirteen in favor of Burios. Then the
other judges scored it one fourteen one fourteen in a draw,
and so as a result, Burios was able to keep
his welterweight title, even though two of the judges said
the fight was dead. Even the crowd booed. It was
(16:34):
a Pacquiao crowd. He's the star. Whenever he fights, it's
a paquiow. I've been to one of his fights before.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
He called it a wonderful fight. Afterwards, it was said
to be an inspired performance. The boxing community said, Paqiao
fighting against someone sixteen years younger than he was. So
let us discuss the question is what did you think
of Manny Pacquiao and his return to the ring. So
I've got late night TV commercial and kats is Delhi
(17:06):
and we will combine these things together and we're gonna
make the gul We're gonna make the gobaool. So number
I said number one. Now I'm gonna put all these
things here, and uh, you know the the commercial, the
Deli put these things together. But this is the headline
(17:26):
on This is like a deja vu situation wrapped in
hand wraps. Uh. And that's the great thing about boxing,
right there's people watch a fight and as long as
it's not a knockout, everyone's got a different opinion on
what they're watching, depending on their bias, who they like
going into the fight, who they side with. So Manny
(17:46):
Pacquiao fights to a draw. And uh. And because one
judge out of the three said, well, no, Pacquiel did
not win the fight by the finniest of margins. He
does not get the get the belot. But but it
was more like a curtain call, right of a Vaudvillian act.
Yet again, they're in Vegas on a fight weekend. There
(18:10):
the flickering of the neon the casino ballroom off in
the distance, and it's Pacquiao, Like what is he doing?
These boxers have to keep coming back like this is
like a real fight. A lot of these guys come
back and they do these exhibition fights and all that.
But Pacquie, how the pugilist from the Philippines, the politician
from the Philippines and all that, the patriot saint of
(18:32):
the Islands of the Philippines. And he's out there dancing around.
And there were there were moments watching watching the fight
where it was like Fredi's stare out there moving around,
the movements and all that stuff, and uh throwing throwing haymakers.
For his size, everything's relative, uh, But they was not
the entire fight, right, This is not the Pacquiao of yesteryear,
(18:54):
nor did you expect it to be the Pacquiao of yesteryear.
And people side with him because of the career that
he had, and that's it. I mean, it's not so
much people say it's like, well, it's a comeback for
many packet, but it's more I looked at it like this.
It's like those late night TV commercials that used to
(19:15):
be very popular. I think there's still on those. You
can buy that commemorative plate. You know, well, I don't
really need a commemorative plate. It's just gonna collect dust.
And but you get a certificate of authenticity, so you
buy it. You know, in five monthly payments, you can
get some plate that's worth nothing because they made a
gazillion of them, but you do it. And so the
Pacqui How fight, it's like it just vibes like it's
(19:37):
some kind of commemorative plate from the glory days of
Manny pacquiaw. And you know, it's the old boxing move
where it's like, okay, you wheel out the legend, you
throw them into the ring. You get some pay per
view buys on that, you get some TV audience, you
cash in on what nostalgia with a capital end. It's
(19:59):
all about nostalgia, and you pray that the old boxer
does not need to leave the ring in an ambulance.
You're like, no stretchers, And it's kind of like the
old music acts, and you know a band has jumped
the Shark. And I see this all the time with
my wife when we're driving around and there's a band
that's performing at an Indian casino. That is the career arc. Right,
(20:23):
you're famous, you're top the charts in music, and then
at some point you cross over and you're prepere. You're
appearing in front of a couple hundred people who are
degenerate gamblers who they give free tickets to at a casino.
It's kind of like that, right, And so you look
at this and a lot of these guys and this
is this is been going on my entire light before.
(20:44):
I was like Muhammad Ali, he kept boxing until his
brain was mashed potatoes. Unfortunate Sugar Ray Leonard kept going.
Mike Tyson helped. Tyson's done some of these sham exhibition fights,
these money grabbed I will give Pakiao credit because he
didn't do that. This is like a real legit fight
(21:07):
and all that, and so good for many pakiaw And
he's not completely washed from what I saw, certainly not
vintage Manipaci how And it's kind of like that poster
that's kind of fading away, that old poster on the
wall there in the sun and you still see the
image of what paquiaw was and he's not punching through
(21:28):
walls anymore. Although according to the nerds, the Manipaccio stat
statuet said he landed more power punches body blow, body blow, buddy,
but he landed more of those than his opponent, and
so that's that's good. You know, it's hey, that's pretty impressive,
and usually if you land more of those power punches
(21:51):
you end up generally winning the fight. But in this
case it was a draw, but the power punches did
go to many Pacia, so light that one up light
a cigar for Mannipaccio in that regard, not page two.
So who does Manipakio fight next? Who's next for many
Pakio after this fight, which was a draw decision went
to Barrios and all that stuff. So on this one,
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the answer is whoever Manipacquio wants to fight, That's the answer.
That's it, period. Stop The reason if you pay attention
to the boxing game, you and I both know if
you pay attention to this, it's kind of like going
to Katz's Deli in Manhattan and when you're going this
placement around it's the eighteen eighties. Right, you go in
(22:34):
there and they hand you a meal ticket, and if
you lose it, you got to pay a ridiculous amount
of money. So you have to go to every station,
get your postami sandwich, your mosketball soup, your fries, and
they write on the meal ticket, what's there. Manipakio is
the meal ticket. In this equation, Manipacio is the meal ticket. Right,
he is the if you're the promoter, he's the golden goose.
(22:57):
He's the golden goose. Someone who's just name a you
know how much money. There's apparently a lot of rich people,
or enough rich people in the Philippines that will travel in,
people that have gained great wealth and throw their money
around at casinos in Vegas if Pakiao is there. And
so even at his advanced age in sport, Manny Paci,
(23:20):
how he's still the drawing card. And so that's the answer.
With all due respect to Mario Barrios, no one's really
paying big money to watch him fight, and he knows that, right.
So it's supposed he's gonna be a rematch at the
MGM Grand there and lost wages Nevada and the arena
was packed, and we'll see what the you know, the
(23:42):
television numbers were, but it's really the daily double right
with Paki how it's not only the arena attendance, but
it's also the pay per views and the television audience
and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
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Speaker 1 (23:58):
We'll get back to the mal Or Palooza and we
have Inkotara there. Next up, let's get to Ohio.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Awl.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Ohio Al is a big part of the Fifth Hour podcast.
He sent us a lot of stuff over the years.
I know this show as well, some original tunes. A
big supporter over the years of the show, and he
put a little diddy together. Let's go now, this is
the great Ohio Owl. Here we go, Hey Militia, Ohio
l here with my song Mallard Militia twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Nothing artificial, It's real and I'm doing it live to TV.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Doc make can find sin feeling drinking their own pea.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
Kay drink.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
It's Steve and the Walls Mike.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
To drone to see Dick and David.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
It's his banjo.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Jay Scoop's back home again.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
There remains still choppol Tune with his riding Night, Scott's
and Boughs, the Northing.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Tony and the Big Guy dunkin Game, Larina, the Mala Militia.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
It's calling ben Aline, A bunch of crazy and drunks
and druggies, feely.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Aura truck drivers, blind folks, Scotts and.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Creeks, musicians too. We got what things in common. We
all love Man and the Crew, Justin.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
And just Joshinsensi, Seana, Hoods, Lay Hollow, James An Orange,
Jed Flitsen Fly.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Tammy's in Montana for Lexus in New York resid these Militia.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Now before oh nine, all right, song.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Now everywhere else?
Speaker 8 (26:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Ohio aw, bravo, ohiow one of the big stars of
the Mallard Palooza. In guitar, you're the musician. Had he
had you grade the performance of our buddy, ohio au
Oh that.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Was fantastic, great guitar playing. Was there a harmonica at
the end of the night? Touch uh so? And you know,
great lyrics, emotional. I'm going to give it my high score.
I'm going to nine A nine.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
All right, nine from ink tear So let me make sure,
I write there nine there, all right, listen, I love
did Ohio was one of my favorites. I'm biased, I admitted,
I don't care. I'm the biased East German judge. He's
like one of my communist brothers. I loved it and
it was very entertaining. The only thing it was pre recorded,
which you know that is allowed. It wasn't auto tune
(27:15):
or anything like that. I'm gonna give it a nine
point five, and nine point five is my score. Oh
what about you, Lorena? Wow? Let me just start with
a wow. I was so in that. I don't know
if you guys felt that was good. I felt in
my boats if there was a can, my candles would
(27:36):
have been in the air with my hands.
Speaker 9 (27:38):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
That was amazing, really good, absolutely amazing. Nine What did
I say? Candle candle to the wind like a concert
that he's a lighter. Maybe that was a memorial. You're right,
it was probably death and death. We've had enough people
died that listen to the show. I go ahead there, please, Coop.
(28:00):
You know I might get some hate for this. Uh oh,
here we go. This is where Coop's a bad judge. No,
I liked it. It was great. But there's a button
that's everything discounted before the word. But but we have
heard him do it to that tune before. But it's
like a classic song that you updated lyrics. It's updated lyrics. Yes, okay,
(28:20):
but I hurry on. I want to hear something different.
So I'm going to give it a nat An eight.
Oh my god, the wife said ten. She said it's
a ten, all right? Uh well, very nice, Ohio. I
loved it. I thought it was great. I think pretty sure, Ohio.
Ali's in the lead.
Speaker 8 (28:37):
Now.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
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listen live.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
We have one act left in the in the tank
here and it's a all time got You saved the
best for last right when I was a kid, I'd
always saved my favorite. Anyway, Here is a platinum winning duo.
You've got Jay Scoop. This is the guy that went
to the Ukraine and that was there for a long
(29:09):
time life. Jay Scoop and along with Just Josh from Cincinnati,
a longtime Mallor Show contributor and they sent this song
in their latest submission. Let's get to it here without
further ado, the final act of the malor Paloozer. Let's listen.
Speaker 10 (29:29):
Look, if you had one take one phone call, say
everything you ever wanted. It's a big Glen mallin. Would
you pick up the phone or just let it sit yo?
Speaker 11 (29:49):
His call is ready, still has love for Eddie Babacao
shun a sweat out ready like Jed Fleddy, insane, but
it's a shame to feel a donut like Kelly's lepracaun,
the one who has lubrain ready spread out of out
of town weed man smells so loud he opens his
mouth and his teeth just fell out.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
He's smoking. How all the lame jokes so now the
clocks run out. Now the wind's cool for blasts stamp crack.
There's an injury yoke. The goals that Nubie yoke. The
goals would be he joked myself bad. But he won't
bring it home like you won't. He won't have it.
He knows it could be worse to show.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
When Mega Bama Man no for stim card to show
long time listen, we know when he goes back to
this vocal bone. That's when it's Coop screen and crap
again yoke this so militia theme. Better go capture this
Benny and ope it don't. Better move yourself from the
hot seat. It's lock be like God, be your color.
It's gonna hit the goat. You only get one shot.
It's Fox Sports Radio. This opportunity knocks on the Men
(30:44):
Dollar show. Make yourself like you know g and Cortina
not a.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Peeling don never let it go. You only get one shot.
It's Fox Sports.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Wady Yo.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
This opportunity knocks on the matter shown.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
You can give you anything.
Speaker 10 (30:59):
Shut your heart.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
There.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
It is.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
What a performance by Jay Scoop and Just Josh outstanding
as they never disappoint those those guys and again these
are guys that met because of the show. Just Josh
has been listening for many years in Cincinnati, and then
Jayscoop is in California. Now he used to be in Seattle,
and here they are. They teamed up and they put
(31:23):
these songs together. Let's go to our our judge inco
Terror who again inco Warrior dot com. Is your website?
Is that correct? INCA If people want to go and
watch you perform somewhere it is, You've got that, and
Inco performs all over the United States and all over
the world. He's a classically trained pianist, very talented man.
And you know, people in that world don't want to
(31:44):
know about this world, but we love you, Incotara. So
final final act here, how did you judge the dynamic
duo of Jayscoop and Just Josh.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
It was You're right, they always do better than they
did before. And I would have given them a sixteen,
but is pre recorded, so I'm giving them a twelve.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Twelve alright, a twelve. I loved it. I thought it
was wonderful. These guys have been great supporters of ours.
Was pre recorded. I gave Ohio a pretty high score.
I'm gonna give them the same. I'm gonna give it
nine and a half. I'm gonna go nine and a
half for Jay Scoop and Just Josh.
Speaker 9 (32:21):
Lorena, Yeah, they got a ten for me, Ben ten, Yeah,
Kooperloop nine and a half, nine and a half. And
my wife said to ten as well. So various, And
this is the part. Now we get down who won
the in studio vote.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
We've been keeping track of this. The winner of the
in studio vote. It's gotta be either Jay Scoop or
Ohio and just Josh, just Josh and Jayscoop. This is
where we do the math on the air. This is
where we crunch the numbers. Yes, it is, it is,
so who is Let's give the top four. Who's at
(33:00):
number four? The top four? This is the top four?
Number four, that's right, number four on the Malord Palooza.
Let me see here in thirty seconds. Will we get
this on the air in thirty second? I believe number
four is milk. No, no, it is keg drinking Steve
Kay drinking Steve all right, key drinking stiff. Number four,
number three, number three, we have Bennett the comedian. All right,
(33:26):
they made the final four. That's great. And the last
two I would assume are what who's in number two?
Ohio al and Ohio's number two and Jay Scoop? All right,
so you guys will be you guys will be able
to We'll put that up on X. Those are the
final four. We gave it to Jays Scoop. Thanks to
everyone that participated in Amazing night. Another Malor Palooza in
(33:47):
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