December 10, 2024 • 41 mins
Ben Maller talks about the wild finish to MNF with the Cowboys failing to recover a blocked punt against the Bengals, Micah Parsons leaving the field before time expired, if it's time to bench Cooper Rush for Trey Lance, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Welcome, it's our number one, our one of the original
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Here an hour number one. It's all about the Bengals
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and the Cowboys. Oh, Monday night football. What does this
latest loss by? Well, what a loss it was? Was
this latest loss by the Mike McCarthy Cowboys? Tell us
as the Bengals tried.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
To give them the game and the.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Cowboys gave it right back with a special teams boner?
Is it now time for the Cowboys to bench Cooper
Rush and go with Trey Lance. We'll discuss that. And
Micah Parsons was so broken up by the botched special
teams play that he showed terrible sportsmanship. He left the
field before time expired, pouting as he walked to the
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locker room. What does that signify to you? We'll discuss
that as well. All of it coming your way right
now in a spicy, hot cowboy heavy our number one,
a fitting ending Bart Simpson approved. Welcome, in the beginning
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Speaker 1 (02:11):
Be hope all as well with you were back.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
At it, hanging out on a Monday into a Tuesday
for our purposes and really for everyone's purposes and our lead.
This hour we'll get to start play the hits, mom Man,
play the hits. We'll talk about what happened Monday night.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Football.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Now, this is the difference between the NFL and every
other sport. If two bad teams play on a random night,
we don't talk about them in baseball or basketball or hockey.
But in football, crap bag Bengals and the terrible Cowboys.
And here we are breaking the game down why not.
That's the beauty of the National Football League. So a
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matchup of losers wrapping up the week fourteen card in
the NFL on Monday Night football and Joel Burrow leading
the Bengals traveling caravan into Texas for a little wrestling
match with Mica Parsons and the Dallas Cowboys in a
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game that would have a very memorable ending. You had
Joe Bock, Troy Aikman there, Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
That was a disaster. By the way, whoever thought that
was a good idea should be fired?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
My god.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Anyway, I know that was not designed for me. That
was not designed for me, but still, holy crap? Was
that terrible man? That was so bad? How did that
get green lighted? That Simpson's alt broadcast? Seriously, I mean,
I guess if you smoked enough weedy you enjoyed it.
But for the rest, holy crap. Anyway, every gimmick imaginable
to try to get people to watch, they pulled it
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all out, but we watched so you would not have
to watch. And Joe Burrow the hero. He threw a
tide breaking forty yard catching run to Jamar Chase into
the end zone running through the Dallas defense after a
botched blocked punt by the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That set the game up for Dallas to win.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
The guy they had the game in the bag, and
they gave the bag away.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
The blocked punt. More on that Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That all happened final two minutes there as the Bengals
win over the Cowboys twenty seven to twenty. Your final score.
The Cowboys were about to get the ball back with
all their timeouts, score tied at twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Field goal.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You run out the clock, at least you for Cincinnati
to use all their timeouts. They had their timeouts. You
kick the field goal. You have a great kicker. Allegedly
you're up twenty three to twenty. The Bengals get the
ball back, possibly with just seconds.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Left, and you win the game. You win the game.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So about to get the ball back? First play, the
very first play after the two minute warning, Nick vigil
with a blocked punt of Cincinnati, and then the thing
happened that cannot happen. A player that we have never
heard of. I'm sure LaVar.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Arrington knows who he is because he went to Penn State.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But Amani Oore tried to field the bouncing ball. Now,
as you know, a football is not round. It does
not bounce like a basketball a bouncing ball. It is
a football, and if you try to catch a football
on the bounce, you're not guaranteed of being able to
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catch it. If you didn't believe me, you saw the
Monday night game or heard what happened, you know, the
bouncing ball. Instead of leaving it alone, which would have
given possession to Dallas, if you just get out of
the way and treat it like a live hand grenade,
you get the ball. But instead this numb nuts tries
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to field the ball and.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, let me know what happened. He could not hold
on to the ball.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
The Bengals recover and they get a fresh set set
of downs at the Cincinnati forty three yard line with
a minute fifty three to go. And then the Cowboy
defense came out in the field and they went hoay
hole ole ole. They were mad at doors. They were
absolutely matters. Now, the better story isn't losing locker room.
You could argue both these teams were losers, but we'll
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focus in on the Cowboys. There's a lot to break
down on that part. So what does this latest loss.
My math is correct, the eighth loss of the year,
sixth home loss, the most the team has had in
many years. There the Cowboys, What is this latest loss
by the Mike McCarthy Cowboys tell us, so, I.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Have poet Laureate John F.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Kennedy and trigonometry, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to make some Texas barbecue.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Which you know, if.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You play for the Cowboys you suck, at least you
got good barbecue. So you got that going for it.
So a right off the top, this is a direct
reflection of Mike McCarthy. This is a direct reflection of
Mike McCarthy, the head coach. Because as we like to
point out, and I got this from the late great
Mike Leach, May he rest in peace, that you're either
coaching it or you're allowing it to happen. And there
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is a constant thread with this particular Cowboy team about
the level of play the football IQ on the Cowboys. Now,
Mike McCarthy said, of the boxched recovery, it's definitely a
tough learning opportunity. The Cowboy coach said, what a load
of manure, What a loaderman This last I shake. Maybe
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I'm wrong in this. I don't know, just the Overnight show.
This is not Pop Warner, Okay, it's not high school,
it's not college. It's the supposedly the highest level of
professional football, the NFL. Okay, and you don't know how
to stay away from a block punt?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Like, what do I know? I haven't played since high school,
and I know if.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
You block a kick, you get away from the kick.
I'm not that right, But I'm smarter than the Dallas Cowboys.
I'm smarter than your average Dallas Cowboy because I know
if you block a cack, you stay away from the kick.
So I guess I've got to highre football like you.
But in reality, it is a symbolic moment. The poet
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laureate Bill Callahan would say of the Dallas Cowboys, we
got to be the dubbest team in America in terms
of playing the game. That's the Cowboys, my god. And
it's been that way all year. Did I not mention
in a previous monologue wide receivers running into each other?
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They were running across and bam right into each other
in a game earlier this year. So there's talent, there's talent,
basic fundamentals, which I thought, maybe coaching are you if
you don't know how to play the game by the
time you get to the NFL?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Like, what are you doing now?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Cincinnati again, they tried to give the game to the Cowboys, says.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It we don't want it, you take it. We want
we don't need it. We get a higher draft pick.
Ed what man? Wow? The Cowboys said, we're good. You
take it back. We're good, all right?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Now the story within the story as well, You've got
Micah Parsons who was so broken up by the botched
special teams play that he left the field before time
expired at the end of the loss. Now, we have
seen this from time to time. I recall in years
past Randy Moss did this famously with the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
He left the field early.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I think they're playing the Washington Redskins if I remember correctly.
And it's happened a few other times over the years.
So this latest example, Micah Parsons leaving the Monday night
football game early. What does this signify to you? So
for me and I'll go first here and you can
check in. I'll give out the number in a few minutes.
But for me, it's confirmation. Okay, it's confirmation. And what
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do we always say? One of the slogans, I've been
doing this a long time. One of my slogans has
always been the better story is in the losing locker room.
And this is a great example. Most games are lost,
they're not one. Now, you could argue both teams lost
that game, but the Cowboys lost it more prolifically by
trying to feel the punt where they would have gotten
the ball. Without even trying to feel that they would
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have gotten the ball. It would have been their ball,
and they would have had it inside Cincinnati territory with
a kicker that can kick it from El Paso. Anyway,
I digress. And the great John F. Kennedy, who actually
was assassinated in Dallas, so this is appropriate. His quote was,
victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Is an orphan.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And this is an example right and unprofessional behavior by
Micah Parsons, supposed to be a leader and in difficult
times losing being embarrassed like the Cowboys are. On a
semi weekly basis, true character is revealed.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Michaeh.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Parson's true characters huffing and puffing and leaving the field
early booo and all that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
He took his cleats and said, that's it. I'm out
of here. Now.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Keep in mind he also pitched a shutout. Did you
know that? Maybe you didn't know that, Maybe you won't watching.
You had as many tackles, you you listening to my voice, right,
you as many tackles, as many sacks as MICHAEH.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Parsons, So and I in that game.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We both had the same number of tackles, the same
number of sacks as Micah Parsons squad Douche bumpkis. He
had none, no real impact plays in that game at all,
bottled up by the benals. Micah Parsons, who continues to
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be an All Pro podcaster, not an all Pro player.
He had that two game stretch against the Jets and
the Giants where he came out like Gangbusters and was
the greatest player since Lawrence Taylor and since then, hey
looks good, built like Adonis. Doesn't always play like that,
able to be boxed up on a regular basis. Here,
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my god, and far the whole leadership thing. There is
a leadership vacuum. I would argue, not so much. There
for Mike prs sor right now the last word here,
Now that the Cowboys have lost yet another game, is
it now time for the Cowboys to pull the plug
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and bench Cooper Rush and go with Trey Lance at
quarterback the rest of the way starting in week fifteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,
and eighteen.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Just put Trey Lance out of this. So I'm nodding
my head. Yes.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And as I learned long ago, it is not trigonometry.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It is not trigonometry.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Any realistic chance that Dallas had to make the playoffs
has long been english over. Cooper Rush is just not
that guy, Pal, He's not that guy.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You knows say Cowboys were in position to win the game.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I would counter that by pointing out that against one
of the worst defenses in NFL play this season, if
not in recent years altogether, the Cincinnati defense. I think
we can all agree on that. That's a bipartisan issue.
The defense is just terrible, right, just they're horrible across
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the board. Cooper Rush had less than two hundred yards
passing average, less than six yards per pass attempt against
a god awful, horrific Cincinnati Bengals defense, Cincinnati cross the
every statistic that matters. They're bad at defensively, and they've
gotten worse as the season's gone on. They're the laughing
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stock of the NFL. But yet, in this game, the
Cowboys held the twenty points. They had over three one
hundred yards offense, which isn't that impressive when you're playing
the Bengals. It's not you should be over four hundred
and fifty or five hundred yards of offense. Dallas sucked
on third down, They turned the ball over multiple times,
and Jerry Jones, by not playing Trey Lance, will be
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admitting he fed up, all right. He traded, if I'm
not mistaken, a fourth round draft pick to the forty
nine ers to get Trey Lance as a developmental player.
So he drafted him to development, to development his ability.
Here's the perfect opportunity. The Cowboys are done. It's over.
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They're not going to the playoffs. Okay, so you've got
a few games left, and there's two reasons you play him. Now,
there's two reasons. The first reason is it gives you
another reason to watch. There's not a lot of reasons
to watch. The Cowboys are a bad team, and not
that they're boring, because they do crazy things. But they're
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just bad, right, It's bad. They're dumb team, the Cowboys
poorly coach team. So you've got that. And also the
other thing is from a strategic standpoint, if Trey Lance
shows a spark, if he shows that that it factor
over the last few games, you could sucker someone else
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to trade you something of value for Trey Lance conceivable,
or you could keep him in your plans and fortify
your roster by keeping him, or you could work something
out where you you get.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Rid of him.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
But either way, I mean, what is the point of
doing what you've been doing with Cooper Rush. The guy's
not good. I mean maybe for a week or two
is a backup, okay, but now you want to see
him the rest.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Of the year. My god.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
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Speaker 1 (18:29):
Back to the show and back to bed.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's right, Bill, indeed, hanging out with you, amazing Lealie,
Blind Christopher who's on vacation to the end of the
year but still sending us random messages that says, I
got to enjoy the bumbling Cowboys and that special teams
play and yet another former Lion type loss. I wonder
what mister Jones will advertise for any future Christmas future
(18:55):
NFL halftime show game to keep the fans coming back?
Or did not ause this mess Yeah, I don't know
if Jerry spoke after I'm sure we'll find that.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
If he did, he probably did. He usually speaks after
home games. We'll see what he had to say.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Late night drug tester, Late night drug Tester, right, since says,
just curious, what is the over under of Cowboy fans
calling in tonight and will it exceed the number of
bills fans we heard from in the previous episode of
the show. Yeah no, And that's the way this usually works.
I've been doing this a long time. When you have
a nationally syndicated radio show, if a team wins, the
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fan base jumps to call the show and walk around
like a peakcock with the feathers out and they strut
down the catwalk and they shake it all about, and
then when they lose.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
They go.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Now, the Cowboys are the gold standard. We had Cowboy
Dan that used to call the show. After every Cowboy went,
how about maim Cowboy is Cowboy Dan?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
You don't call a show anymore. I don't know what
happened to Cowboy down.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
And we've always a lot of Cowboy fans with things
are going well and this is the Year of the
Cowboys and all that, and then they crawl behind like
a cockroach. They crawl behind the refrigerator and they hide
in the walls, and that's it. King Rory writes and says,
I didn't realize Leon Lett was the Cowboys special teams coordinator.
I'm sure the Simpsons animators had fun drawing up that scenario. Benito,
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the long suffering Cowboy fans, says Yes, the Cowboys are
a joke, bro, That's what he says. Eugene in Chicago says,
big game alert this Thursday, the lar i Ams and
the San Francisco forty nine ers playoffs.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Definitely in play.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Bigger game, our biggest game rather on Thursday all year,
all year, according to Eugene in Chicago. Well, I haven't
broken that down, and I'm not worried about Thursday. I'm
living in the moment. I am living in the moment.
Slim Tim rights in from Oregon. He says, back to
the grind at work, looking forward to the Mallard lighting
the cowboys on fire.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh wait, they did that to themselves.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Here we go, Yeah, here we goy. Cowboy Killer says
the Simpsons alt broadcast was more entertaining than Aikman and Buck.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Eah not for me.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I turned that on for about two seconds. I said,
I'm out, and I love the Simpsons. I'm all about
the Simpsons, I am, but I just could not get
into could not all. Right, phones are hot, Let's go
to the calls right now, Eenie Meanie, miney moll. Let's
say hello to tighter man who's in Utah but his
heart is in Baton Rouge, Hello Tiger Man.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Then you know, I would just want to issue an
apology public apology to Joe Burrow and Gavar Chase to
to probably the best players that we've ever seen ever
and don't ever ever win the Super Bowl in Cincinnati.
It's the worst ownership in all of sports, the worst coach.
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Zach Taylor is a failure. And they they come on
here and like, you know, he's a disgrace to the game,
is a disgrace to the country, and they should follow you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You know who they should hire now you tell us
in contact, take it, but you know who they should
hire is ed Orgeron, the Cajun Fred Flintstone. That's who
they should hire, the old LSU coach. Bring him in
there to Cincinnati. Then that'll shake things up.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
They just need someone that actually wants to win football games.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I mean, yeah, that is true.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Actually, that's been known for some time that Zach Taylor
does not actually want to win football games the head
coach there.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
It's very odd, let's be honest. He knows that he's
never going to get an head coaching job ever again
after the Bengals, So now he's just in it for
the paycheock, what's the difference. He knows he's not going
to be the coach there, and two or three years
from now he knows that he can't win.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Well I did, I would argue that he held on
a site never take a breath, tiger man. I would
argue that Zach Taylor knows that he works cheap relatively speaking,
and the Bengals are a cheap franchise. Therefore he can
hang on because if they get rid of Zach Taylor,
that's a plumb job coaching Joe.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That would be the top job available.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
If they fire Zach Taylor, that's the everyone would want
to have that job because you have a championship level quarterback.
You just have to fix the defense and make sure
the special teams are okay, and boom, you're a contender,
a heavyweight contender in the AFC, So that everyone want
that job, including Bill Belichick, would want that job.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
But Bill Belichick is.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Gonna want a lot of money, and everybody doesn't want to
pay anybody that much money.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
So if you get rid of Zach Taylor, you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Be pressured to hire a big time coach instead of
something some loser coordinator. Who knows whether those guys will
turn out to be good or not. And they're not
gonna spend that money.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Oh listen, you just say it yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I just said it. Let me say something.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I can't reading these stories about I'm kind of looking
ahead to the coaching carousel because I know that'll that'll
carry us for months on this show, at least a
month of coaching carousel talk on.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
The Ben Maher Show, which is the most ribboning month
of the year.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
And I'm looking ahead and everyone's just licking the toes
of Ben Johnson, the Lions offensive coordinator, And there is
no reason to think you know that that guy's guaranteed
to be a star.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Ben Johnson is a head coach, and.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yet everyone's can everyone's sure that Ben Johnson he's gonna
leave the Lions and all of a sudden, he's gonna
have glory wherever he goes.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
How do you know that? How do you to me?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Dan Campbell's the secret sauce of Detroit, not Ben Johnson.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You didn't call about that? What? What?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
I no? Do you think that they could go after midday?
Do you think that he would want to change in
the scenery he was gonna work first.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Let's see, what do you want to leave La to
live in Cincinnati. I'm gonna go no, I'm gonna go
no on that. How about no, If he leaves the Rams,
he's going to Amazon to call Thursday Night games, or
he'll go to Fox or wherever. When Brady goes, you know,
leaves to own the Raiders, Big Veil, go to TV
and then he'll take us abbatical and then he'll come
back after that. All right, I gotta thank you, go away.
Let's say a lot of real talk. Who's in New York?
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What's the real talk for?
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Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
And hey, if you like if you like real talk, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
I'm not bound by Christmas rule, that's what.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
You are.
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My god, are we lucky?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
What now?
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it's Christmas.
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Season right, Oh, it's a season of giving the holiday season.
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I wanted to give you a Christmas gifts a little early.
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They have nothing, Lorenda.
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If you could, could you set the stage, maybe play
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me and Ben got the residencing locked down. So Ben,
are you ready to get your ed McMahon.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
On, let's do it here, here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's right, Yes, Ben, are you ready to get your
Of course, that's an outdated reference. You're dating yourself. Ed
McMahon's long dead, but I will be Ed McMahon. You'll
be Johnny Carson. Here we go, come of legends of
television introduced me all right now, the all knowing, almighty
soothsayer from a land far, far away, somewhere in the
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Greater New York metropolitan area, like Karnak the Great.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
We say hello, Ben, then.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Today Christmas, all of you, Yes, please get the first
of before envelope that has been sthetic dealed.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yes, Karnak, Karnak the great mystic from the far East.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
There, Karnak the Magnificent. I present to you.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Envelope envelope number one, Oh, divine one.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Put it in my head.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Microsoft, Microsoft Micro micro socker.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
What are the two words that Eddie Garcia's wife uses
to describe his penis?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
All right, I go to tell you that's not dare you?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Alright, it's not very nice at all. Oh my god,
alright Garcia.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Get mistaken for a CEO in Mitime Manhattan for health insurance.
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Oh wow, please have the second.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yes, I will give you now, oh great Karnak envelope
number two, which has been kept in a mayonnaise jar
since this afternoon and on the on the porch of
a random house. Nobody knows the contents of this envelope here,
but you are the divine mystic here, envelope number two.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Envelope to my head. Okay, yes, prove it. Lend me
some money. Prove it it lend me some money.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Prove it, win me some money. All right.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
This first thing that angry Bill said when he found
out that Ben Mallet was Jewish, Oh.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
That is so mean, unbelievable, Oh my god, unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
All right, about Lorena eating chicken wings at the company
Christmas party be so interesting? The podcast double plays it.
It got double loops in the podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Then I did not know I have. I haven't. I
haven't getting talked about my chicken wings. I didn't die.
I don't recall that bout that I did get complaints.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Double loop when you said I get chicken wings and
everyone projected I have, I have been.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Get complaining complaints on the podcast that it's been out
of order again. I don't know how that happened, but
it's not in the right order. But yes, go ahead,
Karnac The great.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Please all right the third envelope?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Please, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
This is the This is the third and final envelope.
I believe, is that correct? Oh that's only there's four
I did not know. And these envelopes have been hermetically sealed,
hermetically sealed, and they have been kept away from everyone
in the known world. And only the Great Karnak, the
great mystic from the East, has the divine powers to
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know what's in the envelope.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
This is amazing, this is real talk. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Contest and the last two contestants are Marcill from Brooklyn
and well that would.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Be quite the contest, that would be, or a math
contest for that matter of the math.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Sure, yes, all right, all right.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Let's see this envelope. Okay, O wings bowing like the
plane bowing.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, alright.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
How do Asian people describe the Ben Maler show?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Bowie?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
I don't like him here.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh man, this is unbelievable. Coop, you will be Coope,
you'll approve of that. Look, Coop's laughing in there. I
can't believe.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Man, very offensive offense. O.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Justin Cooper smile quickly fall away. When Loraina says check
out my box. But she's talking about her collectible popcorn
box at the movie theory.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yes, at the movie theory. Course, there you go, all right,
yes you should have seen my Christmas box though. Let
me get all right, well, this is it. This is
the fun thank god, collect boxes, buckets, and there were
buckets of popcorn at the party. I envelope number four
again her medically sealed.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
This is Cardact the Great and the Mystic from the
far east of the East part of New York. The
real talk. How lucky are we? And if you if
you hear, if you're upset by this content, you should
have called. You would have kept him off the air.
But he's on the air. All right, Here we go,
real talk. This is the fourth and final envelope. The
bid is about to and here we go.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Okay, okay, So they're good at home but horrible on
the road. Good at home, good.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Horrible, good at home, but horrible in the road. Get
that dump button ready, Loraina, Here we go.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Okay, what is written on that whold Mickey's tombstone?
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Alright, all right, boy, get out of here. You lose her.
There you go, there's a real talk. But I wanted
to hear it. What's written on there? All right? What
she blonde?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Is?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
She is she blonde? You?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Maybe she dies her hair. Maybe she's actually blonde. I mean,
what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
All right? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
It is the Ben Malors Show, and we would like
to apologize in advance if you were offended by that.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
We were also offended by that.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
But we we are in the safe harbor and we felt,
I don't know whatever he called, what he wants?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
What do you want us to do? Anyway? That's real.
Lorena didn't w ta.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
She didn't get any of the bench is just sitting
there listening, doesn't understand what's coming on, no concept of
how offensive that was, all right, very offensive?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
But hey, really dumped the one about Eddie.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Oh you did only that one, not the other one. No, no,
you let the other one go. You thought those were okay?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
All right? I think he hit every every group. I
believe he is any when he missed, I don't know, Lorena,
he gives like the answer and then so yeah, they
see the thing is the Karnak bit.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I know you never watched Johnny Carson before your time,
but it was a Carson ed McMahon bit on the
old Tonight Show, back before the Internet, when people actually
watch television in large numbers, and the Karnak bit. They
have these envelopes that are hermetically sealed, and then he
puts them to the to his forehead, he gives the answer,
and then he opens them up and reads the question
that the answers to. Oh, yeah, unbelievable, amazing visually.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I did see the envelope though, Ben, because you said that.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah, the envelope and yes, all that all right, oh,
very good? Is the Real Talk. If you want to
hear all of that, you'll have to download the podcast,
Tremendous Entertainment Real Talk. And if only we could get
more callers as prepared as Real Talk now you might
not havelied it like the content. I'm sure you're gonna complain.
I'll look at my X feed. You're all gonna complain
and rip him and all.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
That's fine. But at least the man was prepared. I
will give him that.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
And we teased this and we did not pay it off.
That's a bad job by us. And the Tea's here
one of the big free agents projected to change teams
t Higgins. In fact, I was hearing reports out of
Boston that the Patriots are going to put all their
resources to acquire T Higgins in free agency.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Well, Joe Burrow.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Following the ben Gals win over the Dallas Cowboys, Joe
Burrow said he feels confident that the Bengals are going
to be able to keep T Higgins after this season
and said that that's an ongoing conversation that both guys
are having. So that's according to Joe Burrow, he's confident.
(35:10):
Of course, Joe Burrow is probably confident also the Bengals
wouldn't suck this year, and he was confident they would
make the playoffs and that didn't work out either. But
Burrow's confident. So it's always nice to be confident, but
typically money slightly more important than confidence.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
All right, we'll tell your calls.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox, But time now
for the who am I Game? This is where we
pretend to be somebody else as we call it the
who am I Game? And here it is so Joe
the aforemention Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow had his fourth straight
game on Monday night with three hundred plus passing yards
and three plus touching touchdown passes. Now, that's four straight games.
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That is tied for second most in NFL history. I'm
the only quarterback to do it five straight regular season games. Again,
Joe Burrow four straight games, three hundred plus passing yards
and three touchdowns, and he's tied down for second all
time with four of those games in a row in
the regular season. But I'm the only quarterback to do
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it five straight games.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Who am I?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
That is the question and the answer. We'll get to it.
We'll do it next.
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Nine, chalkin to the guys.
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Let's coast in everywhere, Ben Mallow Blob eight from the
Northwoods in the End, eddies home in bed lou beat
screens ahead, low rain. That queen is dropping all that
drops instead, he Malor yelling?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Is I Bill Miller spreading holiday joy? In the one
rejoin at a time. We'll get back to the show.
Ben's over there yelling at me too. Hurry off so
you can pay off the who am I? Game?
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If you follow those two pages, there's some photos from
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You can check out some of those photos there.
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And all of that available right there on the social media.
And let's get back to the show. That's right, Bill,
that's right. Those photos are amazing.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Let's get to the who am I? Game.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Joe Burrow had his fourth straight game. That's a quarterback
from LSU. But he originally went to Ohio State, then
transferred LSU and then played for the Cajun Fred Flintstone
coach oh. Coach oh won the National Championship, won the
Natty as the kids like to say, then went off
to the NFL and got to a super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
And now he's going to miss the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
But Joe Burrow had his fourth straight game with three
hundred plus passing yards and three or more passing touchdowns.
I am the only quarterback to do it five straight games. Now,
Joe Burrows tied for second all time with Mahomes and
Rogers and Manning and Breeze and those players. But there's
only one that's done it five times in their career.
(38:50):
That is the question. What is the answer and who
am I? Let's see here, Paige Dan Milkman Mike in
Colorado says, a real time at his sex therapy session
is the answer. Ferg Dog going with Homer touchdown Simpson
as his selection. Late Night Drug Tester says, you are
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the world's tallest man, Sultan Cozen, who is forty two today.
That's good because when you're that tall, you don't usually
live that long. If you're two short or too tall,
you don't live that long. Cowboy Killer says that has
to be Burger Boy. No, that's Bob's big boy, Cowboy Killer,
that's not burger Boy, that's Bob's Oi boy. Jerry the
King Lawler from rob in Vegas. Eloy from Compton checks
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in says it's Coop's man crush. Tim Tebow Malibu. Rubin says,
you are Blake Mortles, the Great Blake Mortals. King Rory
going with Luigius his answer, Alf the Alien. Piner goes
with Bob Ross, the iconic painter And one of my
all time favorite stories that I learned from the Fifth
Hour podcast that they do on the weekends. Bob Ross
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known for that perm and he hated it. He just
did it to save money and not have to get
the haircuts and get his hair done and all that.
So he had the perm and then the people that
PBS liked it, and so he had to keep it
the entire time they did that show because he became
known for that. But Bob Ross hated it, and that's
what he's known for, the guy with the perm and
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all that. Anyway, who else do we have? Page down
Kim van oh Often from Bay City, Tony not Tony
in the Bay, Darryl Lamonica from Dante, Eric Hippo gets
by legally blind Christopher Vlad Guerrero Junior.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
From our friend Shane in Des Moines.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Who else do we have? A scorpio? Niner says Real
Talk's former ex boyfriend. Okay, all right, real socks punk
ass from og R puppins, Lorain. People very upset with
real talk, Lorraine. I don't know why. Maybe they heard
the call. Do you have an answer?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Lay, Yeah, I think it's Moby Dick back Boby Dick
and no. That seemed correct.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
The answers Steve Young for the forty nine ers, Steve Young,
Hall of Famer Steve Young.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Whoo who Steve Young, I said, Steve
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Welcome, it's our number one, our one of the original
recipe podcast. We're hanging out together here, you and I
and we were up all night, all night providing fresh
pod on demand. Here we thank you for supporting the show.
Here an hour number one. It's all about the Bengals
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and the Cowboys. Oh, Monday night football. What does this
latest loss by? Well, what a loss it was? Was
this latest loss by the Mike McCarthy Cowboys? Tell us
as the Bengals tried.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
To give them the game and the.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Cowboys gave it right back with a special teams boner?
Is it now time for the Cowboys to bench Cooper
Rush and go with Trey Lance. We'll discuss that. And
Micah Parsons was so broken up by the botched special
teams play that he showed terrible sportsmanship. He left the
field before time expired, pouting as he walked to the
(01:00):
locker room. What does that signify to you? We'll discuss
that as well. All of it coming your way right
now in a spicy, hot cowboy heavy our number one,
a fitting ending Bart Simpson approved. Welcome, in the beginning
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Be hope all as well with you were back.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
At it, hanging out on a Monday into a Tuesday
for our purposes and really for everyone's purposes and our lead.
This hour we'll get to start play the hits, mom Man,
play the hits. We'll talk about what happened Monday night.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Football.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Now, this is the difference between the NFL and every
other sport. If two bad teams play on a random night,
we don't talk about them in baseball or basketball or hockey.
But in football, crap bag Bengals and the terrible Cowboys.
And here we are breaking the game down why not.
That's the beauty of the National Football League. So a
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matchup of losers wrapping up the week fourteen card in
the NFL on Monday Night football and Joel Burrow leading
the Bengals traveling caravan into Texas for a little wrestling
match with Mica Parsons and the Dallas Cowboys in a
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game that would have a very memorable ending. You had
Joe Bock, Troy Aikman there, Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
That was a disaster. By the way, whoever thought that
was a good idea should be fired?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
My god.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Anyway, I know that was not designed for me. That
was not designed for me, but still, holy crap? Was
that terrible man? That was so bad? How did that
get green lighted? That Simpson's alt broadcast? Seriously, I mean,
I guess if you smoked enough weedy you enjoyed it.
But for the rest, holy crap. Anyway, every gimmick imaginable
to try to get people to watch, they pulled it
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all out, but we watched so you would not have
to watch. And Joe Burrow the hero. He threw a
tide breaking forty yard catching run to Jamar Chase into
the end zone running through the Dallas defense after a
botched blocked punt by the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That set the game up for Dallas to win.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
The guy they had the game in the bag, and
they gave the bag away.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
The blocked punt. More on that Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That all happened final two minutes there as the Bengals
win over the Cowboys twenty seven to twenty. Your final score.
The Cowboys were about to get the ball back with
all their timeouts, score tied at twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Field goal.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You run out the clock, at least you for Cincinnati
to use all their timeouts. They had their timeouts. You
kick the field goal. You have a great kicker. Allegedly
you're up twenty three to twenty. The Bengals get the
ball back, possibly with just seconds.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Left, and you win the game. You win the game.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So about to get the ball back? First play, the
very first play after the two minute warning, Nick vigil
with a blocked punt of Cincinnati, and then the thing
happened that cannot happen. A player that we have never
heard of. I'm sure LaVar.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Arrington knows who he is because he went to Penn State.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But Amani Oore tried to field the bouncing ball. Now,
as you know, a football is not round. It does
not bounce like a basketball a bouncing ball. It is
a football, and if you try to catch a football
on the bounce, you're not guaranteed of being able to
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catch it. If you didn't believe me, you saw the
Monday night game or heard what happened, you know, the
bouncing ball. Instead of leaving it alone, which would have
given possession to Dallas, if you just get out of
the way and treat it like a live hand grenade,
you get the ball. But instead this numb nuts tries
(05:56):
to field the ball and.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, let me know what happened. He could not hold
on to the ball.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
The Bengals recover and they get a fresh set set
of downs at the Cincinnati forty three yard line with
a minute fifty three to go. And then the Cowboy
defense came out in the field and they went hoay
hole ole ole. They were mad at doors. They were
absolutely matters. Now, the better story isn't losing locker room.
You could argue both these teams were losers, but we'll
(06:24):
focus in on the Cowboys. There's a lot to break
down on that part. So what does this latest loss.
My math is correct, the eighth loss of the year,
sixth home loss, the most the team has had in
many years. There the Cowboys, What is this latest loss
by the Mike McCarthy Cowboys tell us, so, I.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Have poet Laureate John F.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Kennedy and trigonometry, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to make some Texas barbecue.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Which you know, if.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You play for the Cowboys you suck, at least you
got good barbecue. So you got that going for it.
So a right off the top, this is a direct
reflection of Mike McCarthy. This is a direct reflection of
Mike McCarthy, the head coach. Because as we like to
point out, and I got this from the late great
Mike Leach, May he rest in peace, that you're either
coaching it or you're allowing it to happen. And there
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is a constant thread with this particular Cowboy team about
the level of play the football IQ on the Cowboys. Now,
Mike McCarthy said, of the boxched recovery, it's definitely a
tough learning opportunity. The Cowboy coach said, what a load
of manure, What a loaderman This last I shake. Maybe
(07:45):
I'm wrong in this. I don't know, just the Overnight show.
This is not Pop Warner, Okay, it's not high school,
it's not college. It's the supposedly the highest level of
professional football, the NFL. Okay, and you don't know how
to stay away from a block punt?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Like, what do I know? I haven't played since high school,
and I know if.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
You block a kick, you get away from the kick.
I'm not that right, But I'm smarter than the Dallas Cowboys.
I'm smarter than your average Dallas Cowboy because I know
if you block a cack, you stay away from the kick.
So I guess I've got to highre football like you.
But in reality, it is a symbolic moment. The poet
(08:25):
laureate Bill Callahan would say of the Dallas Cowboys, we
got to be the dubbest team in America in terms
of playing the game. That's the Cowboys, my god. And
it's been that way all year. Did I not mention
in a previous monologue wide receivers running into each other?
(08:46):
They were running across and bam right into each other
in a game earlier this year. So there's talent, there's talent,
basic fundamentals, which I thought, maybe coaching are you if
you don't know how to play the game by the
time you get to the NFL?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Like, what are you doing now?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Cincinnati again, they tried to give the game to the Cowboys, says.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It we don't want it, you take it. We want
we don't need it. We get a higher draft pick.
Ed what man? Wow? The Cowboys said, we're good. You
take it back. We're good, all right?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Now the story within the story as well, You've got
Micah Parsons who was so broken up by the botched
special teams play that he left the field before time
expired at the end of the loss. Now, we have
seen this from time to time. I recall in years
past Randy Moss did this famously with the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
He left the field early.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I think they're playing the Washington Redskins if I remember correctly.
And it's happened a few other times over the years.
So this latest example, Micah Parsons leaving the Monday night
football game early. What does this signify to you? So
for me and I'll go first here and you can
check in. I'll give out the number in a few minutes.
But for me, it's confirmation. Okay, it's confirmation. And what
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do we always say? One of the slogans, I've been
doing this a long time. One of my slogans has
always been the better story is in the losing locker room.
And this is a great example. Most games are lost,
they're not one. Now, you could argue both teams lost
that game, but the Cowboys lost it more prolifically by
trying to feel the punt where they would have gotten
the ball. Without even trying to feel that they would
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have gotten the ball. It would have been their ball,
and they would have had it inside Cincinnati territory with
a kicker that can kick it from El Paso. Anyway,
I digress. And the great John F. Kennedy, who actually
was assassinated in Dallas, so this is appropriate. His quote was,
victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Is an orphan.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And this is an example right and unprofessional behavior by
Micah Parsons, supposed to be a leader and in difficult
times losing being embarrassed like the Cowboys are. On a
semi weekly basis, true character is revealed.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Michaeh.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Parson's true characters huffing and puffing and leaving the field
early booo and all that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
He took his cleats and said, that's it. I'm out
of here. Now.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Keep in mind he also pitched a shutout. Did you
know that? Maybe you didn't know that, Maybe you won't watching.
You had as many tackles, you you listening to my voice, right,
you as many tackles, as many sacks as MICHAEH.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Parsons, So and I in that game.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We both had the same number of tackles, the same
number of sacks as Micah Parsons squad Douche bumpkis. He
had none, no real impact plays in that game at all,
bottled up by the benals. Micah Parsons, who continues to
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be an All Pro podcaster, not an all Pro player.
He had that two game stretch against the Jets and
the Giants where he came out like Gangbusters and was
the greatest player since Lawrence Taylor and since then, hey
looks good, built like Adonis. Doesn't always play like that,
able to be boxed up on a regular basis. Here,
(12:13):
my god, and far the whole leadership thing. There is
a leadership vacuum. I would argue, not so much. There
for Mike prs sor right now the last word here,
Now that the Cowboys have lost yet another game, is
it now time for the Cowboys to pull the plug
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and bench Cooper Rush and go with Trey Lance at
quarterback the rest of the way starting in week fifteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,
and eighteen.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Just put Trey Lance out of this. So I'm nodding
my head. Yes.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And as I learned long ago, it is not trigonometry.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It is not trigonometry.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Any realistic chance that Dallas had to make the playoffs
has long been english over. Cooper Rush is just not
that guy, Pal, He's not that guy.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You knows say Cowboys were in position to win the game.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I would counter that by pointing out that against one
of the worst defenses in NFL play this season, if
not in recent years altogether, the Cincinnati defense. I think
we can all agree on that. That's a bipartisan issue.
The defense is just terrible, right, just they're horrible across
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the board. Cooper Rush had less than two hundred yards
passing average, less than six yards per pass attempt against
a god awful, horrific Cincinnati Bengals defense, Cincinnati cross the
every statistic that matters. They're bad at defensively, and they've
gotten worse as the season's gone on. They're the laughing
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stock of the NFL. But yet, in this game, the
Cowboys held the twenty points. They had over three one
hundred yards offense, which isn't that impressive when you're playing
the Bengals. It's not you should be over four hundred
and fifty or five hundred yards of offense. Dallas sucked
on third down, They turned the ball over multiple times,
and Jerry Jones, by not playing Trey Lance, will be
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admitting he fed up, all right. He traded, if I'm
not mistaken, a fourth round draft pick to the forty
nine ers to get Trey Lance as a developmental player.
So he drafted him to development, to development his ability.
Here's the perfect opportunity. The Cowboys are done. It's over.
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They're not going to the playoffs. Okay, so you've got
a few games left, and there's two reasons you play him. Now,
there's two reasons. The first reason is it gives you
another reason to watch. There's not a lot of reasons
to watch. The Cowboys are a bad team, and not
that they're boring, because they do crazy things. But they're
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just bad, right, It's bad. They're dumb team, the Cowboys
poorly coach team. So you've got that. And also the
other thing is from a strategic standpoint, if Trey Lance
shows a spark, if he shows that that it factor
over the last few games, you could sucker someone else
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to trade you something of value for Trey Lance conceivable,
or you could keep him in your plans and fortify
your roster by keeping him, or you could work something
out where you you get.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Rid of him.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
But either way, I mean, what is the point of
doing what you've been doing with Cooper Rush. The guy's
not good. I mean maybe for a week or two
is a backup, okay, but now you want to see
him the rest.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Of the year. My god.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Anyway, it is the Ben Mathers Show. If you want
to be part, you can join us here. The lines
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That's eight seven seven nine nine six six nine eight
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Speaker 1 (16:11):
The radio program.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
And while we still have plenty of activity to go
this NFL season. Down the home stretch we come one
of the bigger names expected to change teams this offseason. Well,
some big news out on one of the name brand
players who could be changing teams. What is that news
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all about? Inquiring minds would like to know this player.
Has this player announced a destination they want to go
to or what is the deal?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
We will get to that.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
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Speaker 3 (17:06):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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Speaker 1 (17:18):
Shine Non Grown Straw.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Wand We.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Screen Biz gre Is I Bill Miller can faded down.
They're faded out, but yes, a.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Great silent majority enjoy listening to the show, but they
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comments may be read on the air.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Back to the show and back to bed.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's right, Bill, indeed, hanging out with you, amazing Lealie,
Blind Christopher who's on vacation to the end of the
year but still sending us random messages that says, I
got to enjoy the bumbling Cowboys and that special teams
play and yet another former Lion type loss. I wonder
what mister Jones will advertise for any future Christmas future
(18:55):
NFL halftime show game to keep the fans coming back?
Or did not ause this mess Yeah, I don't know
if Jerry spoke after I'm sure we'll find that.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
If he did, he probably did. He usually speaks after
home games. We'll see what he had to say.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Late night drug tester, Late night drug Tester, right, since says,
just curious, what is the over under of Cowboy fans
calling in tonight and will it exceed the number of
bills fans we heard from in the previous episode of
the show. Yeah no, And that's the way this usually works.
I've been doing this a long time. When you have
a nationally syndicated radio show, if a team wins, the
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fan base jumps to call the show and walk around
like a peakcock with the feathers out and they strut
down the catwalk and they shake it all about, and
then when they lose.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
They go.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Now, the Cowboys are the gold standard. We had Cowboy
Dan that used to call the show. After every Cowboy went,
how about maim Cowboy is Cowboy Dan?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
You don't call a show anymore. I don't know what
happened to Cowboy down.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
And we've always a lot of Cowboy fans with things
are going well and this is the Year of the
Cowboys and all that, and then they crawl behind like
a cockroach. They crawl behind the refrigerator and they hide
in the walls, and that's it. King Rory writes and says,
I didn't realize Leon Lett was the Cowboys special teams coordinator.
I'm sure the Simpsons animators had fun drawing up that scenario. Benito,
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the long suffering Cowboy fans, says Yes, the Cowboys are
a joke, bro, That's what he says. Eugene in Chicago says,
big game alert this Thursday, the lar i Ams and
the San Francisco forty nine ers playoffs.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Definitely in play.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Bigger game, our biggest game rather on Thursday all year,
all year, according to Eugene in Chicago. Well, I haven't
broken that down, and I'm not worried about Thursday. I'm
living in the moment. I am living in the moment.
Slim Tim rights in from Oregon. He says, back to
the grind at work, looking forward to the Mallard lighting
the cowboys on fire.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh wait, they did that to themselves.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Here we go, Yeah, here we goy. Cowboy Killer says
the Simpsons alt broadcast was more entertaining than Aikman and Buck.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Eah not for me.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I turned that on for about two seconds. I said,
I'm out, and I love the Simpsons. I'm all about
the Simpsons, I am, but I just could not get
into could not all. Right, phones are hot, Let's go
to the calls right now, Eenie Meanie, miney moll. Let's
say hello to tighter man who's in Utah but his
heart is in Baton Rouge, Hello Tiger Man.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Then you know, I would just want to issue an
apology public apology to Joe Burrow and Gavar Chase to
to probably the best players that we've ever seen ever
and don't ever ever win the Super Bowl in Cincinnati.
It's the worst ownership in all of sports, the worst coach.
(22:06):
Zach Taylor is a failure. And they they come on
here and like, you know, he's a disgrace to the game,
is a disgrace to the country, and they should follow you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You know who they should hire now you tell us
in contact, take it, but you know who they should
hire is ed Orgeron, the Cajun Fred Flintstone. That's who
they should hire, the old LSU coach. Bring him in
there to Cincinnati. Then that'll shake things up.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
They just need someone that actually wants to win football games.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I mean, yeah, that is true.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Actually, that's been known for some time that Zach Taylor
does not actually want to win football games the head
coach there.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
It's very odd, let's be honest. He knows that he's
never going to get an head coaching job ever again
after the Bengals, So now he's just in it for
the paycheock, what's the difference. He knows he's not going
to be the coach there, and two or three years
from now he knows that he can't win.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Well I did, I would argue that he held on
a site never take a breath, tiger man. I would
argue that Zach Taylor knows that he works cheap relatively speaking,
and the Bengals are a cheap franchise. Therefore he can
hang on because if they get rid of Zach Taylor,
that's a plumb job coaching Joe.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That would be the top job available.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
If they fire Zach Taylor, that's the everyone would want
to have that job because you have a championship level quarterback.
You just have to fix the defense and make sure
the special teams are okay, and boom, you're a contender,
a heavyweight contender in the AFC, So that everyone want
that job, including Bill Belichick, would want that job.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
But Bill Belichick is.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Gonna want a lot of money, and everybody doesn't want to
pay anybody that much money.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
So if you get rid of Zach Taylor, you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Be pressured to hire a big time coach instead of
something some loser coordinator. Who knows whether those guys will
turn out to be good or not. And they're not
gonna spend that money.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Oh listen, you just say it yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I just said it. Let me say something.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I can't reading these stories about I'm kind of looking
ahead to the coaching carousel because I know that'll that'll
carry us for months on this show, at least a
month of coaching carousel talk on.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
The Ben Maher Show, which is the most ribboning month
of the year.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
And I'm looking ahead and everyone's just licking the toes
of Ben Johnson, the Lions offensive coordinator, And there is
no reason to think you know that that guy's guaranteed
to be a star.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Ben Johnson is a head coach, and.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yet everyone's can everyone's sure that Ben Johnson he's gonna
leave the Lions and all of a sudden, he's gonna
have glory wherever he goes.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
How do you know that? How do you to me?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Dan Campbell's the secret sauce of Detroit, not Ben Johnson.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You didn't call about that? What? What?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
I no? Do you think that they could go after midday?
Do you think that he would want to change in
the scenery he was gonna work first.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Let's see, what do you want to leave La to
live in Cincinnati. I'm gonna go no, I'm gonna go
no on that. How about no, If he leaves the Rams,
he's going to Amazon to call Thursday Night games, or
he'll go to Fox or wherever. When Brady goes, you know,
leaves to own the Raiders, Big Veil, go to TV
and then he'll take us abbatical and then he'll come
back after that. All right, I gotta thank you, go away.
Let's say a lot of real talk. Who's in New York?
(25:17):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Did I do that right?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
You didn't perfectly right? But it's real talk dinner.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
What's the real talk for?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
And hey, if you like if you like real talk, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
I'm not bound by Christmas rule, that's what.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
You are.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You're bound by the phone breaking up though, you are
bound by that. But if you like real talks phone calls,
you can thank the people that voted in the general
election for the President of the United States. Is real
talk announced? If Kamala Harrison won, he would not be
calling the show anymore. But because Trump won, we get
four more years of real talk. How amazing, How blessed
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are we? Real time? Four more years of this amazing magic?
My god, are we lucky?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
What now?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Ben? Kick it out? Ben, check it out. Now. It's
it's Christmas.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Season right, Oh, it's a season of giving the holiday season.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Oh yes, absolutely, And Ben, you know I love bitch right.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh yeah, oh oh oh we got a bit so Ben.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
I wanted to give you a Christmas gifts a little early.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Okay, yeah, all right, yeah Karnak Okay, well I love that.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
This is this is how you do it if you work.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Yeah, my Karnak, I love beg Neller.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Never come on, let's say now this is what we
need you. So many of these callers are lazy. They
never be pay You're always prepared for these people call up.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
They have nothing, Lorenda.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
If you could, could you set the stage, maybe play
some music, you know, maybe like that X file music
is so I can even play on the podcast because
me and Ben got the residencing locked down. So Ben,
are you ready to get your ed McMahon.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
On, let's do it here, here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's right, Yes, Ben, are you ready to get your
Of course, that's an outdated reference. You're dating yourself. Ed
McMahon's long dead, but I will be Ed McMahon. You'll
be Johnny Carson. Here we go, come of legends of
television introduced me all right now, the all knowing, almighty
soothsayer from a land far, far away, somewhere in the
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Greater New York metropolitan area, like Karnak the Great.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
We say hello, Ben, then.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Today Christmas, all of you, Yes, please get the first
of before envelope that has been sthetic dealed.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yes, Karnak, Karnak the great mystic from the far East.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
There, Karnak the Magnificent. I present to you.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Envelope envelope number one, Oh, divine one.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Put it in my head.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Microsoft, Microsoft Micro micro socker.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
What are the two words that Eddie Garcia's wife uses
to describe his penis?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
All right, I go to tell you that's not dare you?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Alright, it's not very nice at all. Oh my god,
alright Garcia.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Get mistaken for a CEO in Mitime Manhattan for health insurance.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Oh wow, please have the second.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yes, I will give you now, oh great Karnak envelope
number two, which has been kept in a mayonnaise jar
since this afternoon and on the on the porch of
a random house. Nobody knows the contents of this envelope here,
but you are the divine mystic here, envelope number two.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Envelope to my head. Okay, yes, prove it. Lend me
some money. Prove it it lend me some money.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Prove it, win me some money. All right.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
This first thing that angry Bill said when he found
out that Ben Mallet was Jewish, Oh.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
That is so mean, unbelievable, Oh my god, unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
All right, about Lorena eating chicken wings at the company
Christmas party be so interesting? The podcast double plays it.
It got double loops in the podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Then I did not know I have. I haven't. I
haven't getting talked about my chicken wings. I didn't die.
I don't recall that bout that I did get complaints.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Double loop when you said I get chicken wings and
everyone projected I have, I have been.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Get complaining complaints on the podcast that it's been out
of order again. I don't know how that happened, but
it's not in the right order. But yes, go ahead,
Karnac The great.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Please all right the third envelope?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Please, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
This is the This is the third and final envelope.
I believe, is that correct? Oh that's only there's four
I did not know. And these envelopes have been hermetically sealed,
hermetically sealed, and they have been kept away from everyone
in the known world. And only the Great Karnak, the
great mystic from the East, has the divine powers to
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know what's in the envelope.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
This is amazing, this is real talk. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Contest and the last two contestants are Marcill from Brooklyn
and well that would.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Be quite the contest, that would be, or a math
contest for that matter of the math.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Sure, yes, all right, all right.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Let's see this envelope. Okay, O wings bowing like the
plane bowing.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, alright.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
How do Asian people describe the Ben Maler show?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Bowie?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
I don't like him here.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh man, this is unbelievable. Coop, you will be Coope,
you'll approve of that. Look, Coop's laughing in there. I
can't believe.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Man, very offensive offense. O.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Justin Cooper smile quickly fall away. When Loraina says check
out my box. But she's talking about her collectible popcorn
box at the movie theory.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yes, at the movie theory. Course, there you go, all right,
yes you should have seen my Christmas box though. Let
me get all right, well, this is it. This is
the fun thank god, collect boxes, buckets, and there were
buckets of popcorn at the party. I envelope number four
again her medically sealed.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
This is Cardact the Great and the Mystic from the
far east of the East part of New York. The
real talk. How lucky are we? And if you if
you hear, if you're upset by this content, you should
have called. You would have kept him off the air.
But he's on the air. All right, Here we go,
real talk. This is the fourth and final envelope. The
bid is about to and here we go.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Okay, okay, So they're good at home but horrible on
the road. Good at home, good.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Horrible, good at home, but horrible in the road. Get
that dump button ready, Loraina, Here we go.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Okay, what is written on that whold Mickey's tombstone?
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Alright, all right, boy, get out of here. You lose her.
There you go, there's a real talk. But I wanted
to hear it. What's written on there? All right? What
she blonde?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Is?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
She is she blonde? You?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Maybe she dies her hair. Maybe she's actually blonde. I mean,
what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
All right? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
It is the Ben Malors Show, and we would like
to apologize in advance if you were offended by that.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
We were also offended by that.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
But we we are in the safe harbor and we felt,
I don't know whatever he called, what he wants?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
What do you want us to do? Anyway? That's real.
Lorena didn't w ta.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
She didn't get any of the bench is just sitting
there listening, doesn't understand what's coming on, no concept of
how offensive that was, all right, very offensive?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
But hey, really dumped the one about Eddie.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Oh you did only that one, not the other one. No, no,
you let the other one go. You thought those were okay?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
All right? I think he hit every every group. I
believe he is any when he missed, I don't know, Lorena,
he gives like the answer and then so yeah, they
see the thing is the Karnak bit.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I know you never watched Johnny Carson before your time,
but it was a Carson ed McMahon bit on the
old Tonight Show, back before the Internet, when people actually
watch television in large numbers, and the Karnak bit. They
have these envelopes that are hermetically sealed, and then he
puts them to the to his forehead, he gives the answer,
and then he opens them up and reads the question
that the answers to. Oh, yeah, unbelievable, amazing visually.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I did see the envelope though, Ben, because you said that.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah, the envelope and yes, all that all right, oh,
very good? Is the Real Talk. If you want to
hear all of that, you'll have to download the podcast,
Tremendous Entertainment Real Talk. And if only we could get
more callers as prepared as Real Talk now you might
not havelied it like the content. I'm sure you're gonna complain.
I'll look at my X feed. You're all gonna complain
and rip him and all.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
That's fine. But at least the man was prepared. I
will give him that.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
And we teased this and we did not pay it off.
That's a bad job by us. And the Tea's here
one of the big free agents projected to change teams
t Higgins. In fact, I was hearing reports out of
Boston that the Patriots are going to put all their
resources to acquire T Higgins in free agency.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Well, Joe Burrow.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Following the ben Gals win over the Dallas Cowboys, Joe
Burrow said he feels confident that the Bengals are going
to be able to keep T Higgins after this season
and said that that's an ongoing conversation that both guys
are having. So that's according to Joe Burrow, he's confident.
(35:10):
Of course, Joe Burrow is probably confident also the Bengals
wouldn't suck this year, and he was confident they would
make the playoffs and that didn't work out either. But
Burrow's confident. So it's always nice to be confident, but
typically money slightly more important than confidence.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
All right, we'll tell your calls.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox, But time now
for the who am I Game? This is where we
pretend to be somebody else as we call it the
who am I Game? And here it is so Joe
the aforemention Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow had his fourth straight
game on Monday night with three hundred plus passing yards
and three plus touching touchdown passes. Now, that's four straight games.
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That is tied for second most in NFL history. I'm
the only quarterback to do it five straight regular season games. Again,
Joe Burrow four straight games, three hundred plus passing yards
and three touchdowns, and he's tied down for second all
time with four of those games in a row in
the regular season. But I'm the only quarterback to do
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it five straight games.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Who am I?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
That is the question and the answer. We'll get to it.
We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
Balor Yells, Balor yells on the over nine in the
and everywhere. The militia feels all right. Collars suckers, callers
blow every sing nine the Buspen's balls on the radio two.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Nine, chalkin to the guys.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Let's coast in everywhere, Ben Mallow Blob eight from the
Northwoods in the End, eddies home in bed lou beat
screens ahead, low rain. That queen is dropping all that
drops instead, he Malor yelling?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Is I Bill Miller spreading holiday joy? In the one
rejoin at a time. We'll get back to the show.
Ben's over there yelling at me too. Hurry off so
you can pay off the who am I? Game?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
All right, we'll tell you that you can follow the
show on all social media channels like Facebook at Ben
Mallers Quickly, Instagram, Ben Mahler on.
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Fox, Blue Sky just Ben Maller.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
But if you want to look on the Instagram page
Ben Mahler on Fox and the Ben Maler Show page.
If you follow those two pages, there's some photos from
the holiday party the other day, the Ugly Sweater party.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
You can check out some of those photos there.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
And all of that available right there on the social media.
And let's get back to the show. That's right, Bill,
that's right. Those photos are amazing.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Let's get to the who am I? Game.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Joe Burrow had his fourth straight game. That's a quarterback
from LSU. But he originally went to Ohio State, then
transferred LSU and then played for the Cajun Fred Flintstone
coach oh. Coach oh won the National Championship, won the
Natty as the kids like to say, then went off
to the NFL and got to a super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
And now he's going to miss the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
But Joe Burrow had his fourth straight game with three
hundred plus passing yards and three or more passing touchdowns.
I am the only quarterback to do it five straight games. Now,
Joe Burrows tied for second all time with Mahomes and
Rogers and Manning and Breeze and those players. But there's
only one that's done it five times in their career.
(38:50):
That is the question. What is the answer and who
am I? Let's see here, Paige Dan Milkman Mike in
Colorado says, a real time at his sex therapy session
is the answer. Ferg Dog going with Homer touchdown Simpson
as his selection. Late Night Drug Tester says, you are
(39:12):
the world's tallest man, Sultan Cozen, who is forty two today.
That's good because when you're that tall, you don't usually
live that long. If you're two short or too tall,
you don't live that long. Cowboy Killer says that has
to be Burger Boy. No, that's Bob's big boy, Cowboy Killer,
that's not burger Boy, that's Bob's Oi boy. Jerry the
King Lawler from rob in Vegas. Eloy from Compton checks
(39:35):
in says it's Coop's man crush. Tim Tebow Malibu. Rubin says,
you are Blake Mortles, the Great Blake Mortals. King Rory
going with Luigius his answer, Alf the Alien. Piner goes
with Bob Ross, the iconic painter And one of my
all time favorite stories that I learned from the Fifth
Hour podcast that they do on the weekends. Bob Ross
(39:58):
known for that perm and he hated it. He just
did it to save money and not have to get
the haircuts and get his hair done and all that.
So he had the perm and then the people that
PBS liked it, and so he had to keep it
the entire time they did that show because he became
known for that. But Bob Ross hated it, and that's
what he's known for, the guy with the perm and
(40:20):
all that. Anyway, who else do we have? Page down
Kim van oh Often from Bay City, Tony not Tony
in the Bay, Darryl Lamonica from Dante, Eric Hippo gets
by legally blind Christopher Vlad Guerrero Junior.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
From our friend Shane in Des Moines.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Who else do we have? A scorpio? Niner says Real
Talk's former ex boyfriend. Okay, all right, real socks punk
ass from og R puppins, Lorain. People very upset with
real talk, Lorraine. I don't know why. Maybe they heard
the call. Do you have an answer?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Lay, Yeah, I think it's Moby Dick back Boby Dick
and no. That seemed correct.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
The answers Steve Young for the forty nine ers, Steve Young,
Hall of Famer Steve Young.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Whoo who Steve Young, I said, Steve
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