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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome, it's our number wad. Happy Tuesday too,
It's the twentieth day of May, and we are reunited
through the magic of pod up all night doing this podcast.
For some reason, it was broadcast on the radio, but
you get the unfiltered version here on the Ben Malor
Show podcast. So here in our one, the Eagles are
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right now campaigning to protect the toush push. I'm not
making this up. It sounds like satire. What is your
reaction to that one? Also, is there anything to Roger
Goodell using the Packers to push through this legislation to
ban the tush push? And is this a throwaway the
key situation? Has Nick Sirianni locked down the Philly coaching
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job for the foreseeable future. We'll answer all of those
questions and ask other questions right now in our number one.
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So our lead this hour is from football, but obviously
no football games to talk about. Quiet night to quiet
night in sports to a few baseball games. That was
about it. So we did have some football stuff to
cut my attention to some big developments which are expected.
This is called a preview of coming attractions. A preview
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of coming attractions, Get a big bucket of popcorn, get
some candy. So you might know where I'm going with this,
But it's possible that you've not been paying attention and
that's fine, that's good. You actually have a life or
you're working, so you might have missed it. But we
have learned now that the Packers, not actual meatpackers, but
the football team known as the Packers, have submitted a
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revised proposal to ban the tush push. The Packers say
no tush Ay. They want no tush ay, the signature
play which helped the reigning Super Bowl champions the Birds
eat Hey gee El eat AyL And somewhere in fats
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in Philadelphia is slathering oil on himself screaming this is
not right. But tell yeah, the Eagles that Super Bowl run,
and how many times did they go to the tush
push to get that short yardage play? So about a
month ago? About a month ago, maybe a little longer,
give or take time? What is time? So somewhat recently,
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the NFL tabled the vote, which is known as a
dead giveaway. That is a dead giveaway that they want
this thing out lawed. They didn't have enough votes, so
they said, rather than just say we don't have enough vote,
we're gonna push it back till we get enough votes.
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The owners are expected to vote on Wednesday, So this
is our Tuesday show you can do the math on that,
and they'll decide the league meetings in Minneapolis where all
the owners are beating Juicy Lucy's and hanging out there
at an airport adjacent hotel and take care of the
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league business. So the revised plan by the green Bay
Football Team would go back to a broader banishment of
the plays. The language essentially was used from nineteen twenty
when a bunch of degenerate gamblers started the NFL, until
twenty oh five when they changed the verbiage. So they
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go back to that prohibiting players in the NFL from pushing.
No pushing, You cannot push, keep your hands to yourself
kindergarten rules, keep your hands on yourself. You can't pull
the runner in any other erection under the proposal by
the Green Bay Football Team. Now, given the language in
this again revised proposal, it would be virtually impossible, based
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on those that know these kind of things, to have
the touch push. You might have to change it to
something else, like the imaginary toushbush or something like that.
But they need twenty four votes. We know the green
Bay Packers are going to vote in favor of it,
because this is their idea, and the Eagles are going
to vote against it because that's their play. So it's
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going to come down to the other thirty teams in
the NFL that will decide this. Now, Green Bay is
closing argument, if you can call it a closing argument.
I saw. I thought this was interesting. I want to
share it with you. So the packer's closing argument is
that they us change the rule for player safety and
pace of play. Let me reread that player safety and
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pace of play. So let's discuss the question. The Eagles
are said to be campaigning right now today and they
have the all day and then the Wednesday's of the vote.
So the Eagles are campaigning to protect the tush push.
All right, So what is your reaction to this one?
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So I've got glitch, styrofoam, and Huey Lewis, and we
will combine all of these things together and we're going
to give you a migraine headache. We actually stop and
think about how stupid this is. We need to burn
the toush push. Oh my god, so stupid? All right?
So hey, obviously the NFL, anybody with half a brain nose,
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the league should not ban the toush push. It's dumb,
the dumb, dumb, dumb to even think think about it.
The fact that Philly has to right now lobby NFL
teams is absurd with a capital A. It's absurd. It
is a masculating for the NFL as a business that
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there's apparently a groundswell of support to ban the play. Really,
I come on the play last I checked, And maybe
I'm wrong on this. I think it's available for every
team in the NFL. Just because your quarterbacks are woos
and your offensive line socks and you can't run the play,
why punish the Eagles? And I'm not even an Eagles fan.
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I hate a lot of Eagle fans. They annoying me.
But on this one, it's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous. And
instead of banning it, I don't know, copy it? How
about that? Yes? Copy it that anyway. I realize it
is not an aesthetically pleasing play. I understand that part
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of it. However, it is allowed. It's been allowed. It
is a creative stroke that the Eagles and Nick Sirianni
put in there, and it does rely on strength and
coordination and all of those things. And it's been called
a rugby play. That's fine, but it's available to everyone,
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and the fact that it's so successful and there's no
way to stop it becomes the issue here, at least
for the Eagles, and for the Egle Make no mistake
about this, The Eagles half the campaign like they have
to save the play. That is the glitch in the
matrix for the Philadelphia Eagles, and there is no debate
about that. It is the ultimate cheat code for the Birds.
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For some reason, all these other stumble bums in the NFL,
many of them that Buffalo ran it pretty effectively, but
for the most part, the other teams are completely clueless,
completely clueless when it comes to running this particular bay. Now,
how good was it? We went back through the You know,
we have a big staff here, a lot of people
behind the scenes that work hard. Massive. I mean, if
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you knew how many people made this show, put the
monologues together, the sound that you don't hear because we
don't have any all that. I mean, there's so much stuff.
I mean, it is just amazing. So the crack research
staff here, based on a minutes long Malleard investigation, the
Eagles converted the tush push into a first down or
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a touchdownn thirty nine out of forty eight attempts, So
that is a success rate of eighty one point three percent.
But wait, there's more. As the Great ron Pole Peel,
the late great infomercial legend said back in the day,
when you factor in situations where the birds attempted the
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first step, they failed. So they failed on the first
attempt at the tushy pushy, and they followed with another
tushy pushy. So two tushes in a row, two tushes
better than one. So two tushes and a roh the
very next play. The overall success rate was wait for it,
ninety seven point nine percent. Nineties. Is there anything in
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life that is ninety seven point nine percent? There are
two things that are one hundred percent, taxes and death.
Other than that, there's nothing that is ninety seven point
nine percent in life, but that two time push? Is that?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Now?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
The packers argument. I want to address this because I
think this is hilarious and I thought this when I
first saw this, I thought, well, this must be fake,
you know, another one of these things. You don't know
what's real, what's not? Am I getting punked? Here? Is
this some kind of satire? Is that sports talk Barry.
So the Packers argument is that it's for player safety,
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and it's for pace of play, and this is comedy
gold is what it is. And here's why you have
this thing called and I guess it's kind of new.
It's called the play clock. It's a forty second play clock.
And guess what Philadelphia when they announced they're running the
toush push, they don't get an extra thirty seconds because
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they're gonna push the tush. They don't get that, right,
That's it. And as far as the health factor, as
my late great grandfather would say, that's a lot of
hutzpah to say that you're gonna do this because of health.
So we went back and look the NFL itself, the
league itself, which will lie about anything. They said. The
NFL said that they have found no evidence, no evidence
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that the tush push is a risk play. There's no
additional risk to running the play. That's the league itself
saying that. All right, now turn the page here. So
is there anything to the conspiracy that is going around? Yes,
there is actually a conspiracy theory about the push. Welcome
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to twenty twenty five, my friends. So is there anything
to the Roger Goodell conspiracy that he's using the green
Bay Packers to push, if you will, through this plan
to ban the tushbush. So I'm nodding my head. Yes.
You know. My position, if you've heard the show over
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the years, is I go on a case by case basis.
There's certain conspiracies that I absolutely believe. I don't think
they're conspiracy that I think they're called reality. This is
something I buy into. I'm nodding my head, yes, that
I do believe there's something too. And every whisper has
a source, right, every whisper has a source here. So
if you can imagine me wearing my tinfoil hat here,
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the whispers that the NFL is using the Packers as
a pawn like they're playing chess here, and here's why
do you know who the owner of the Green Bay
Packers is? What's me? I have a stock, I have
a piece of paper owns Okay, yeah, you own a
piece of stock in the green Bay Packers. You have
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no say though, in what the team does. In fact,
no one, no one owns the green Bay Packers. The
Packers do not have a single owner of the team.
It's the most unique thing we have in American Sport,
among the industrial complex of American Sport, where the Green
Bay Packers are publicly owned and listed as a nonprofit,
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so we get all the finances of the NFL every year.
So the way this works, Roger Goodell doesn't like the
touchbush publicly, he can't trash it because he's the commissioner
of the NFL and he's gotta support everyone. Privately, he
hates it, TV doesn't like it. So Roger Goodell behind
the scenes and his underlings at the NFL asking the
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Green Bay Packers CEO Mark Murphy, who I believe is
on his way out to do the dirty work for
the league. Hey, do us a solid. You're leaving anyway,
and we need to help on us. We don't want
any other owner to look like the bad guy, and
we can. You know you'll be goofed on, So we'll
have you do it, and and there you go, so
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and again. Every whisper has a source. Every single whisper
has a source. Pretty pathetic though, to hide behind the
styrofoam cheeseheads from Green Bay and using the Packers to
do the dirty work for the leak. All right, now,
turning the page quickly. We mentioned the Eagles to the
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victor goes the spoils. They might not keep the tush push,
but it doesn't matter. Their coach got paid. Nick Siriani
gets a multi year lucrative extension. I believe I fired
him seven times on radio and three times on the
TV show we did last year, actually last two years,
I've fired Sirianni multiple times. What he gets the gig
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extension for Sirianti. So is this a throw away the
key situation? As you say throw away the key situation?
Has Nick Sirianni locked down the Philadelphia job for the
foreseeable future, as you lock this thing down, So I'm
not gonna go there. I'm not gonna go there. It's
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at this point he's got the gig and they won
the Super Bowl and rah rah rah. But even in
the afterglow of that shiny Lombardy, even after that, Nick Sirianni,
if he was a stock, he is a highly volatile stock,
and the kind of a stock that could deliver you
big gains, win a Super Bowl and easily wipe out
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those big gains in your portfolio by being a knucklehead.
And so that's the the issue, Like I look at
Siriani's like the the Huey Lewis and the news type
coach there, right, he's Syriani's not there for a long
time in Philadelphi, but man is he there for a
good time. And certainly and Sirianni's sideline antics and the
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total lack of professionalism, which is great for talk radio.
I don't get me wrong. As a talk show host,
I love Nick Sirianni. He's amateurs. He does everything you're
not supposed to do as a grown up, and it's
good for talk radio. It's really great. Like fans, heklum
and he's a pompous, a hole schmuck and like all
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the stuff you're taught not to do he does, which
is really good for what I do. He bites back,
he doesn't keep his composure right, emotional outbursts. All that
is wonderful for us. And it's fine if the Eagles
are winning and it's not going to last, right the Eagles.
If you look at the Eagles right now, I would
argue the success of the Eagles is based more on
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a byproduct of the talent than it is any kind
of amazing coaching powers of Nick Sirianni. That that is
the thing, like the whole trash talk and stuff and
getting into it with opposing players and the referees and
Eagle fans and all that. Like that's all fun when
you're good, and then when you're bad, it's like, wait
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a minute, this guy, we gotta get somebody else in here.
This guy annoys doing?
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the quarter sports radio. Now back to it. We go
back to it, and we started with some hot tush
talk as we try to get the ratings up here
the tush push as this could be the final day
tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow, on Wednesday, the NFL will vote and
the Eagles will have to come up with something else
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if the toush pushes ban, which I believe is stupid.
I made my argument absolutely, I support the tush and
it's ridiculous. Now King Rory rights in he's in the
Wisconsin Northern Wisconsin areas is as a packer fan, I
support the ban on the tush heat bush. Yeah, whatever
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happened to the good old quarterback sneak? Did anyone give
bart Starr a push and the tush in the ice
bowl to beat the Cowboys?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
If you cook the cleanest ass, if your quarterback needs
a push, the game one inch. Maybe you need a
new quarterback. Well, how come the Packer quarterback doesn't feel
the love and can't pull the play off? How about that?
Burner account rights and says, good monologue, Benjamin ain't mineus.
I'm hoping the Burner account says the Green Bay haters
lose a game next season. Buy the tush Push. By
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the way, I'm in Wilkesboro, North Carolina, picking up my load.
Someone tell Jerome and Charleston I'm on the way so
he could stand me up. Also, yeah, if you were
at Jerome and Charleston's home, he would not come out
the front door to say hello. He would not. I
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was literally in Charleston. I was like a couple blocks
away from Jerome and Charleston. He's like, I can't make it.
I offered, I know nobody wants to hang I wouldn't
want to hang out with me either, But I offered
to buy him like a meal or whatever. And he didn't.
He didn't want that. He wasn't interested. Bobby J. Writes
in and he writes in from parts unknown, He says,
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I cannot agree with you more. They should leave the
Tush Push alone. Players get hurt on any play. Explain
to me, like I'm five years old, who got hurt
on the Toush Push besides teams that can't stop it,
stop it feelings? He says, all right, well listen. Then
the NFL even admits that people don't get hurt on
the Toush Push any more than any other play. Late
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Night drug tester says, the Eagle fans really just want
to know is Big Dom getting taken care of? He
is the real glue to the Bird's sideline. Yeah, somebody
sent me a message said that they think that Angry
Bill was hired by Big Dom. That's why he doesn't
call the show anymore. That Angry Bill was hired as
an advisor to Big Dom, And so who knows.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Let's go to the phones and conspiracy theorists. Okay, good,
Let's go to Greg, who's in Michigan. It's a rather
large state, but he's representing the entire state of Michigan.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
What's going on? Greg? Welcome.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I'm a Layer fan, not a Packer fan, but I
don't like the touch push at all. It's not a
football player.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Not a football play, you know, So why don't the
Lions run the touch push? It's allowed. Why don't you
run it? Why don't you have Jared Goff gain those yards?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Because because they get to a reel back and get
the yards.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Okay, so that's fine, but you could run the play.
You realize that you are you are.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Able to run the play. Back in the days, you
couldn't push forward, you could grab the pull, you couldn't
age the.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Runner at Yeah, well right now you can. It's allowed
right now. And you realize you sound you probably do
you hate the slam dunkin basketball? Do you not like
the slam dunkin basketball? It does? Let me explain. You
didn't explained here because years ago the NCAA outlawed these
slam dunks. They called it the lou All Cinder rule.
And you and you know why they did that. Do
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you know the language that they used at that time?
They said it was not a skillful shot, which sounds
kind of similar to not a football play, doesn't it
doesn't It sound like almost the same argument. So get
you realize you're defending something that's stupid to defend.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
The thing is, if there was a successful play, run
it all.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
The time, then okay, you should I agree, they should
run it all the time. I would run it all
the time. Absolutely, the Eagles should run it all the
time because all these dumb teams can't stop it.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
You know what, all who'd beat seventy one on atlane
of scrimmage?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Again, you're making you're making my argument for me, because
you can't stop it. Get rid of it anything you
can't stop, get rid of. As a Lion fan for
forty years, you couldn't stop anyone. They should have gotten
rid of every other team in the NFL. They should
have gotten rid of the Packers. You couldn't beat them,
the Vikings, the Bears, all of them because they you
couldn't stop them, So you should have gotten rid of them. No,
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why you couldn't stop them, You couldn't start. It's not fair.
It's not fair.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
So who who the all pro in that scenario? On
the outfits? Lyne?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Who cares who they all pro?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
What is?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
What does that mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Well?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You see that was the argument was that with Kelsey,
Jason Kelsey was the secret he retired. They still ran
the play a ninety seven percent success rate, the Eagles
ninety seven percent, and Kelsey was doing bad television like
that got crappy late night show.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
He was doing, you're going to get the yard if possible,
to stop a yard twelve?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Right, Okay, listen, you're you're it's you're wrong. It's okay.
You could be wrong. I don't I don't hate you.
You're wrong, that's fine. I'm mister you're a purist.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Could have played the chip on going on?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Do you like? Do you support? Replay?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Would be would be the linebacker diving old lion scribbage
head versus a spear and nearly to do that, and
that's you are going.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
To get hurt.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Not well, you're doing what you could get hurt. But
they're not doing that. That's not allowed, so they are.
Thank you all right. Uh, that's that's the side that
defends the touch push. That's your side, Loraina, your pro
touch push, pro ban, your pro band push. He doesn't
want the touch push. I don't mind the touch. I
thought you were likes to be pushed every now and
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is that right? Okay, Well there you go. I think
the more pushing for the toush in is better. I
got you so and no mail for you again. Things
have slown down here, Lorena. What is going on here?
What happened. You don't need a million gifts, bed No,
I understand.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
A lot.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
That was a lot. So I feel like people are
used to you now. They feel like you don't need anything.
You're good. They don't want to get up.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I have a Boosy's package coming.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh you do?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay, and I have another package so there is some
more stuff. Okay, they trickle in, Okay, aggressive like it was.
It was very very well, when's your birthday? What?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Like?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What party coming up in October? Again? So you guys
can start planning again. It's only one starting. You're very
confident you're going to say it. I'll just say it
did Okay, all right? You guys want to take me
to Paris or something? We can do that. How about
any any listener in Paris want to take us to
Paris to do the show Malaria? We go to Terry
in England's house and hang out there in the in
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the woods like this, idea, idea? Can we go to
the Mulon Rouge? You know, I'd like to go to
New Zealand. I haven't been to New Zealand. I just
I just popped up there that you had me. I
heard to have green grass. I just watched an episode
of a show on New Zealand earlier today. It was
Conan Must go. Colin O'Brien went to New Zealand. You know,
I interviewed sona most mob sassion. Who know who that is? Okay,
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the girl who always hangs out with him? Oh okay,
Well I got I got up ridiculously early. Was it yesterday?
What time is that for you? Like eleven? Yes, it
was like eleven fifteen or so. And I got up
and I because I had to do a hit on
New Zealand radio. And but I used to go on
there all. I used to go on there all the
time on my buddy Darcy's radio. So do I'm Malir
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meet and Street. And when you're in New Zealand, it's
not that far to get to Australia. So we should
go to Australia too, Bama, and then on the way
there from the West Coast, you stop in like Hawaii
because that's like halfway. Oh my gosh, can we have
the pig on the stick? Come on, let's that's called
the luau. Yes, you can do uh lue meeting. Get
let's go back to the Falls Hall and said we
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got the Deacon. The Deacon is back. He has returned
for more punishment. Hello Deacon in Houston.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Hello Ben, it's good to speak with you again.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Well, it's offer after our last conversation. I did not
think you would call back.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Oh, most definitely. Really, you're very welcoming to new callers.
But I also wanted to say hi to Lorena, and
it's lovely to hear her tonight. And Lorena, you're the
only thing that makes the show listenable most evenings.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Okay, see that's a Lorea. That's a shot at me.
That's called a left handed compliment. He doesn't really mean
that about you. He just was taking a shot at me.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
That's simply untrue. But I got to tell you, Ben,
before I get onto my topic there. I worry about
you with these callers. You seem to get very worked up.
I worry about your blood pressure.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Well it is, as I've told you before, it's a
talk show. And you know, I don't know that anyone
wants to listen to a talk show host who's There
are a lot of people that do this that are
very boring. My god, are they bad? And I don't
want to listen to that. And I don't want to
be part of that. So I do have some opinsions.
Now I do need to know before you continue to call, Deacon,
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will you be using trash cans or a buzzer to
get your takes out? Which one will you be using?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
There?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
You know which? What a whistle?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Possibly just good old fashioned sign language from the stands man.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Okay, the old fashioned way, I gots.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I actually called to apologize. Oh, last week, I don't
know if you were called. But last week when I
called for the first time, I called you Bernie. I
was confusing you with Bernie for Tata, the guy on
the weekend.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
For Tato, Bernie for Yeah, that's what we are. We
love Bernie for Tottle. They actually named the for to
his family Bertie. A lot of people don't know it's
Bernie works on the weekends, but he's he's pretty well
off because the for tatle was from Bernie. That's a
that's his family especially.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
That makes sense why he can only work one day
a week. But you know it's about he doesn't seem
to have a cough button on his set up over there, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Well, I don't, I don't know. That's Bernie's deal. I
have a cough button here. I I cough all the time.
In fact, I did, I did? How many months did
I do? Loreno, I was sick and I had like
at least five months. It was not five months. It
was like a month and a half and too much, Christ,
it was not five months. I'm fine. No, it was
like two months, maybe two months.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Be it.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Every time I listen to him it sounds like he's
having a tuberculosis, fleroup or something.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
You might want to I might want to see it.
We'll buy him a cough But how much does a
cough button cost? It can't cost that.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
I don't know. How about a cost drop? That's going
to be like two cents? Anything? Right?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Well, you do a cough drop? Those are you know?
The was that the Fisherman's Friends. Those supposed to work
pretty well. I used to hear that. Well, that has
happened on the show. People have had to call nine
one one from the show.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Do you want to talk to you about anything in sports?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
And are you asking me to are you? Are you
asking me to quiz you? No, that's not the way
this works, Deacon, That's not how this works. You have
nothing you just called up. You want to hear your
voice on the radio. You have nothing to say, you
have no takes nothing. I don't all right, I'm gonna
hang up on you. Well good, well, well I'm not
your friend. No, go away, thank you, go away? All right,
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there's a deacon. Let's say Charlie. Now, which do we know?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Charge? Is a bad child? I don't know. I thought
I wrote it. It's the Charlie and wiscons This is
not the Dallas number. This is the guy. This is
the wrong line, I say, all I touched the wrong line.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Hold.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I think so? He's always on hold. I can't he's
every show. Oh, this is Charlie and Wisconsant.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
This is a guy.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Think this is it that Charlie was ripping? Are you
the guy that was ripping me on social media today?
Somebody told me about is that you?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
That was me?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Why are you doing that? You're a schmock.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
I was standing up for blind Scott. You know, he's
one of my favorite collegs.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Ron Scott likes to sit down, not stand up. So
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Yeah, pease, wait, no, he sits down in peace.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
No, I don't know how, I don't know. Hold on,
you want to talk to him? Hold On? I was like,
blind Scott, one of your fans, this yere Charlie would
like to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
So it's my young fan, Charlie in college who will
be twenty in a few months.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Is that right, Charli? You're gonna be twenty in a
couple of months. Yeah, I'm gonna be twenty Yeah, and like,
uh in one month? Yeah? Oh man, look at you. Yeah, unbelievable.
How long have you been listening to the Ben Maller Show?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Five years?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh? I took him through most of high school. I
took him and I'm pretty much crazy him grow the
most formiable years of his life. This Charlie right here,
he's grown up through the power of overnight talk radio.
It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
One of my favorite colors of all time is Beard
Drinking Brian.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, my favorite.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
We miss him.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
He was.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
He was wonderful Beard. Dan was great legend on the
show for sure. Yeah, one of the all time greats.
And half remember half Pint Charlie. That was That was
his lady friend. Maybe someday you'll meet a lady as
hot as half pint. That would be. That would be amazing.
That would be every young man's dream come true. Imagine
taking a half pint a home to your parents. Here,
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here's half point that would be. That would be amazing.
All right by Bline Scott. I an't you want to
add to Charlie's call here, blind Scott? And you want
to give any advice to Charlie as a caller?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, well, Charlie's come. He's Columbian. I'm from Columbian heritage,
so he's a big UFL fan too. But he's from Wisconsin,
which is one of those landlocked states, so they don't
have much to offer. So you get stuck in the
weeds with these guys like Shane and des Moines.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
And he's all right, Charlie, he believes that you're in Wisconsin,
so you don't have much to offer. That's an elitist
East Coast opinion from blind Scott.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
What do you what does you mean by that?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I don't know, blind Scott, what do you exactly mean?
The trust seems like Charlie's doing well. He's in college,
he's gonna he's twenty years.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Old, he's going around in life. He's a little bit lost.
He's on the Lakers saying he's in with Constan. You know,
he's studying Carge. He's trying to find it's footing in life.
He's not sure to be mad at blind Scutter's blindscuts
a radio start, or be mad at Ben mal Or
since been put blind on the air that much?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
All right? Are you upset with me? Blinde Scott? I
get blind Scott way too much airtime. I get long
manifesto emails from blind Scott seventeen times a day, at least,
most of them about Fred Fred Toucher, the morning guy
in Boston. All right, so there's a lot of names.
There's a lot of that and uh yeah, hey, Fred
will go on a date with you later if you want. Uh,
there's so's that and the uh also Charlie by the way,
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I mean, Charlie, you can't align with blind Scott. If
you have to pick between me and blind you're gonna
pick blind Scott. Who does.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
I guess I would take him? I don't know, And
you don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
That's not even up for debate. You don't know what
what is that?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Okay, Okay, I've been listening to you for five years,
So yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Exactly, all right, see you look at that. In two seconds,
blind Scott, he caved and liking you. He likes me
more two seconds.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, no, this guy, No, Charlie, I raised the No.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I raised him. I'm the one that raised my monologues.
He I have molded Charlie into adulthood. Charlie is the
next generation. All right, Charlie is leading the world. He's
gonna take He's gonna replace me someday, Charlie on this show.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Why is everybody named Charlie now that comes onto the show.
It's like Christ in Massachusetts? You know that guy Christ
and mc commonwealth. He called felgrin Mas today and did
like the worst take ever.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
You know, I don't know about that. There are a
lot of guys done, Chris that calls you all right,
thank you. I don't know any any final thought, Charlie,
I must move on. You're you're taking way too much time. Yeah,
I'm I'm need to be in the mal Okay, all right,
he's calling a shot right now, Coop, I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Be making jokes with Mike the leffer.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Ton's Oh God, goodbye. Get the gong ready, right now,
Get that gong ready. Right now, can I just play
this real fast? It's bear, It's bear drinking. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Oh yeah, well wait wait we kind of got maybe
we uh have it.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
So I went out. But all I'm going to put
you off the ecause I'm keep you on any longer,
I'm gonna get in trouble. He's going to demand a
wellness check. There's a little beer drinking Brandy all day.
He was like the Blind Scott of his day. He
called every night the Blue completely Schnocker, just completely wasted.
Every single night he would call the show, and we
(36:47):
loved every second of it.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
All.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Right, hey, straight ahead, it's the laundry time Now for
the who am I?
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Game?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
And here it is. I have the most first team
All Pro selections among active players contract in the NFL. Again,
I have the most first team All Pro selections among
active players under contract in the NFL. Who am I?
The answer? We'll get to it. We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
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Speaker 1 (37:17):
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Speaker 4 (38:01):
Thank God for the Internet.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Back to it it is. I been time to pay
off the who am I game? Before we do that, though,
Mike in Houston, Mike, are you leaving the the night shift?
Is that correct? Mike in Houston, Uh, Well, I left
for a while, but I'm trying to go back.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I have to leave it for I had to go
for medical reasons.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
You have to go to the day if you're the
day shift. Yeah, no, it's Christopher fact Man. You don't
work here, do you, Mike?
Speaker 4 (38:39):
No, huh.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I've heard that from some board ops they couldn't work
the overnight because they had to, you know, work during
the day now.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
But I've tried to listened every time. I can't because
I'm all for about four days, but I'm not scheduling all.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Right, Well, Mike, thanks for listening. Try try the pod. Yes,
Mike will be available on the pod. No, I don't
have time. I got it. Here's the the who I
mean I don't have time. I don't have time, I
mean barely have time to do. Here's the who am
I game? I have the most first team All Pro
selections among active players under contract in the NFL. Who
(39:18):
am I? That is the question. By the way, Terry said,
we're welcome in his home in England. He's eight hours
away from the border. We go to Paris. Let's see here.
Pete in Pittsburgh guest by Adrian Pokey Pokey Pokey. That's
his answer. Bernie for Tata from from Terry. I have
a feeling that will pop up on Bernie show. And
(39:40):
make sure you say hi to Bernie for tada on
the on his show on the weekend. What else do
we have? Trucker Joe says, you got to have the
great beer drinking Brian half pint. That that's the answer.
Who else? Willie Beaman from Brian Hayes in Minnesota. We
have not heard from Hayes in Minnesota in sometime. That's
from Shane in Des Moines. Owen got this right, bad
(40:03):
job by him, Heraldo Rivera. There's an interesting name from
far out Dave Page down Loraina. Guess by malvelprop guy
on our way to Vancouver with one, two, three, four suitcases,
five suitcases? Jack Lambert from Rob in Minnesota. Who else
do we have? Robbie the WNBA fan from Justin in Cincinnati, Memphis.
(40:25):
Maniac from James. That's a funny old team name, Lorena.
Who's the answer, Sabrina the teenage witch? Ben Wow, that's
very relevant for a sports talk radio No, the correct
answer is Bobby Wagner, linebacker Washington Commanders. Bobby Wagner six
All Pro First Team selection, six of them.