November 4, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about the Cowboys losing to the Arizona Cardinals and their backup QB Jacoby Brissett and what that says about Brian Schottenheimer's team, ABC broadcasters saying they expect the Cardinals to stick with Brissett, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome, it's our number one. Happy Tuesday.
It's the fourth day of November the Ben Malers Show.
We stayed up all night to give you a fresh pod,
fresh pod all night. Here in our number one we'll
talk about that Monday night game. What Cardinals looked pretty good?
Did they? Not very good team? But they looked good
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last night? So what does that performance say about Brian
Schottenheimer and his Dallas Cowboys and the job he's doing
with the Cowboys were dominated by a low level NFL opponent. Also,
both ABC broadcasters Troy Aikman and Joe Buck said they
expect the Cardinals to stick with quarterback Jacoby Brissett. Is
this something or nothing? Also, can you decode what Jerry
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Jones means when he says he likes the Cowboys nuts
and bolts despite a lousy performance. We'll talk about that
and more right now here. It is our number one,
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There was final game, Final Game Week nine on the
NFL card at the Jerry Jones fund Zone. I saw
former Fox Sports Radio morning personality there, stephen A was
hanging out with Jerry in the box. What's in the box?
A man in a pink suit? Anyway, So Trey McBride,
the Cardinals are so bad. Trey McBride was the headliner
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coming into this game. Trey mc bride the tight end,
the Cardinals clown car rolling in to the Cowboys crib.
We'll match up there. Jerry Jones' favorite NFL team, and
it was on an island game. An island game. He
had Troy Aikman and Joe Buck on the call. Did
you watch? Were you checking this game out? Know? Maybe not? Well?
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Back up quarterback Jacoby Brissett and he wasn't supposed to
play in this game at the beginning of the week.
It was going to be Kyler Murray, but the old
switcher route and so Brisette was in there. He threw
not one but two touchdowns and ran for a score
as Kyler alligator arms. Murray could not play a little
fella had a small injury foot injury, and the Cardinals.
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The Cardinals a domination situation by Arizona's Dallas was never
really in this game. Twenty seven to seventeen, raising Arizona
as they get to win there a Monday night. The
Cardinals had a five game skider that came to an end.
There they snap the losing streak with a very comfortable win,
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a very very comfortable win for the team from the
Grand Canyon State. Now Marvin Harrison Junior, who had been
a Jag, not a Jacksonville jack just a guy in
his brief NFL career, he had a breakout game, big
first half. The stat line was good, big first half.
Those seven catches, ninety six yards and a touchdown. There
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was one play where he scored in the end zone
the touchdown there where he literally broke the ankles of
the cowboy defensive player there. Great highlight for him and
Jacoby Brissett though. The headliner here he made the third
consecutive start there for the Cardinals. They get their third
win of the year, and they win for just the
second time. The statsmen going around the second time in
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eighteen games without the little fella alligator Arms Murray, the
fun sized quarterback. And so the better story, though, is
in the losing locker room. The better stories in the
losing locker room. The Cowboys were not ready to play.
Does anyone disagree with that statement? The Cowboys were not
ready to play. I don't see anyone raising their hands,
so no one disagrees. Good good job by you not disagreeing.
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So they weren't ready. They were shut out in the
first quarter. They had a promising drive that went could
put to start the game, and then that was it.
Fumbled by my count four times, lost a couple of
those fumbles. Dak Prescott in a helter skelter comeback situation,
had an interception, but didn't play all that well, did
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not play all that well. Just a bad mess of
a game for the Dallas Cowboys. They're in the better
story on the losing side. So that is where we
will begin a good jumping off point. So let us
discuss the question, what does this performance with all eyes
of the football world on it, what does this performance
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say about Brian Schottenheimer, Shaneie and his coaching run the
Dallas Cowboys. So my thoughts on this, I've got slurpy, media, mafia,
and hot pocket, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to pig out point
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point point. We're gonna pig out all right. So my
first thought on this A let's start with when you
take a look down. You get in the black Hawk helicopter,
not black Hawk down, the black Hawk helicopter, and you
go up in the sky and you look down and
you look around, look at the landscape there. What do
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you see?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So here's what I see, okay, And I'm never wrong
about these things. I'm never wrong about these things. Same
old Cowboys, that's what I see, all right, Same old
over hyped, over decorated, under discipline mess. You've got George
Pickens taunting when the Cowboys are desperately trying to get
back in the game. But he's trying to get style points, man,
you gotta get style points. Undisciplined slop is what that was.
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It just bad football, bad football personified. That's the epitome
of the Cowboys. And so you look at Schottennheimer's a
glorified seat filler, and the man's essentially house sitting, and
he's house sitting for the ghost of Mike McCarthy's fat
ass who got let go last year. And so it's
all just a placeholder, is what it is for the
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Dallas Cowboys. I mean, the main problem is the defense.
For some reason, we have Schottenheimer talking about the offense,
but we'll play it because we have it. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
We got to play better offensively. We're better than you know,
ten points, which is all we scored. Great job by
Sam on the punt and block special teams, but for
us to score ten points offensively is not the standard,
and no one's happy about that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, well, the people that better on the Cardinals are
very happy about that, So I don't know that no
one's happy about that. But you look at the Cardinals
and they're not evolving. This is mid season in the NFL.
We're now done with Week nine. They only play seventeen,
so it's actually a little bit past mid season in there.
There's no actual mid season. Eight and a half weeks
would be mid season. So the Cardinals and Cowboys played
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the midway point as much as you can say. I
know some teams have had buys or whatever, so they're
just existing. The Dallas Cowboys every week. It's every game.
It's the five o'clock follies, blown coverages to the right,
mistackles to the left, stupid penalties in the air, everywhere.
That's the Dallas Covery. You can practically hear the circus
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music in the background when you watch them try to tackle.
It is fascinating how much they suck on defense for
a team that supposedly practices. And everyone was talking up
Matt Eberflus, the defensive coordinator who cut his chops in
Indianapolis as the Colts defensive coordinator, got a good reputation
and he's been living on that. Got the Bears job,
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sucked in Chicago, goes to Dallas, blows in Dallas. What's next?
I don't know. TV, Probably suck at TV. We'll get
that job too. What the hell the defense in particular
they build does America's team, the Dallas Cowboys a big
selling point there? The proprietary blent. We've heard of the
Tampa two defense. You've heard of the forty six defense
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by the Chicago Bears back in the day, legendary defenses
in the NFL. The Dallas Cowboys defense is the seven
to eleven defense. It's the seven eleven defense because these
guys look like they should be working the night shift
at a seven eleven the way they're trying to tackle
and they're playing defense. There just arm tackling lazy angles
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on defense there and you look around. It's like would
you like a slurpee?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Would you like a slurpee with those nachos? And that misdassignment?
My god? And so yeah, oh boo. The Cowboys traded
Micah Parsons, their top defensive so apparently they don't have
to hustle, they don't have to tackle because the Jerry
Jones traded Michael Burton. So that is the ultimate Okay,
we blow, let's not try to get better, excuse and
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the am I correct on And that is that how
this works. Okay, I know Jerry's trying to find some gloryhole,
but the Cowboy I get that they traded Michael Parsons.
It's a team game. You put the collective unit together.
If you tackle as a team, you play discipline football.
And I'm not a Cowboy fan. I don't have skin
in the game. I just want to watch and observe this.
It's like, okay, the sum of the parts, well, the
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sum of the parts is, let's make some business decisions
and not will not hustle on certain plays and all that.
My god, there's no rallying again, just a lot of
business decisions. Mixed with lazy angles and arm tackling and
all that stuff. It's like a garage seale out there.
Jacoby frickin' Brisett sliced you up. He diced you up.
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Jacoby Brissette. Jacoby Brissett like a surgeon doing outpatient work.
He averaged eight point four yards per pass. Jacoby Brissett
did that to you? Where'd he hurt you? Everywhere? He
hurts you everywhere? Two passing touchdowns, one on the ground.
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Let me repeat that for those of your little slocus.
It's at night here. Jacoby Burssett did that. He did that.
That's not bad luck. It's not bad luck. That's that's
bad football. That's that's Brian Schottenheimer's Dallas Cowboy. The Cowboys
are who we thought they were, a mirage with nice
logos on their helmet. They have good, good logos there,
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and they do look marvelous getting off the bus. Don't
they look good? Those uniforms, man, they look solid now
when they actually play. It's rather discussing Dak Prescott sucked?
What happened to that MVP campaign for Dak Prescott. It's
in a ditch on the side of the road anyway,
here's Dak Prescott with his latest excuse on the Dallas
Cowboys riding the vomit comet tiglas.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
So frustrating because I'm not just going to accept that, oh,
this team is inconsistent. This team is just up and
down like we're going to be as long as we
ride the wave of you know, the media, and you
know the media, that's the media game to the next
and not putting the blame on you guys, but you know,
we want game. We feel really good about ourselves. And
you think you're just going to go in the next
next week and smack that opponent and you don't. Then
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you know, you feel at upset and you look in
the mirror and you come back and you give give
a better performance. You know, that's what's been happening this
year other than tonight. And so when you've put two
bad games or two ugly losses back to back, you
gotta find answers.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
We know the answers. You suck, Your team sucks. That's it.
You're not very good. You're you're the definition of blah.
Cow does will win seven games or eight games or
something along those lines. They'll finish around five hundred and
they're not making the playoffs. Playoffs, that's how happened. Yeah,
on the Arizona side of things, everyone's been yapping. We'll
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frame the question this way. Everyone's been happening. You're both
ABC broadcasters Troy Aikman and Joe Buck said they expect
the Arizona Cardinals to stick with quarterback Jakobe Brissett. That
seems like kind of a big deal and not go
back to Kyler Murray. So again, both Joe Buck and
Troy Aikman going on the record that they believe Kyler
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Murray has lost his job, he has been demoted, that
he has been put in the doghouse in favor of
Jacoby Brissett. Is this something or is this nothing? So
at first glance, you say, well, who cares what Joe
Buck and Troy Aikman say. They're just a couple of
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media hacks. They don't know anything like that's what the
low information fan would say. I'm telling you right now,
it's something. I'm telling you it's something here. They're not
hot take guys. Aikman and Buck are not hot take guys.
They're well compensated for what they do. They're the Fox refugees.
They ran off to ESPN to get the big pile
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of money. They're than free agency. Good for them, Good
for them. But Joe Buck and Troy Aikman do not
dabble in the social media hot take ecosystem. That's not
what they do here. They are made men. Joe Buck
and Troy Aikman are made men. They are They're in
the elite NFL media mafia. And when you're in the mafia,
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and you're a made man in the media mafia, you
don't speak out of class. You don't do it. You
cannot do it because they'll whack you. They will whack you.
And so what I'm imagining happened here, just based on
connecting the dots, is that they are simply regurgitating Buck
and Akman what they heard in the little pregame Pow Wow.
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They're Starbucks huddle with Jonathan Gannon, the coach of the Cardinals,
and the Arizona staff, the people that they meet with. There,
lattee in one hand and then you've got the laminated
play sheet in the other. You sit around a round
table in a hotel ballroom and it's the Brotherhood of Intel.
That's what it is. You get the coaches all comfortable,
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they're all relaxed there over a little maple bar, possibly
along John, but most likely a maple bar double espresso.
You've got that going there, and they just start talking
and they just start chirping. And you don't have to
be an NFL guru. You don't have to be some
kind of guru here. You can just simply read between
the lines on this and you know inside that building,
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Kyler Murray's the guy you want at the controls. If
you're trying to win a Call of Duty tournament, that
is the guy you want. There's no one else on
the Cardinals you would want out there other than Kyler Murray.
You give him the joystick and you get out of
the way. You let the man's little fingers work its magic. Okay,
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that's what you're doubt now. If you actually want to
win football games, that's something you and now again Call
of Duty tournament thumbs and blazing there for Kyler Head
said on NFL Team No, No, you knew right away.
This is one of the rare deals where the team
signed the player to the extension and immediately at buyer's remorse, like,
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what did we do? Holy? Why did we do that.
You knew they signed the wrong player when they had
to put a clause in there to actually do your
job and watch film, and then they had to take
it out because he was so embarrassed. He got called
out on being a terrible employee. Little Kyler Murray there,
So you look at it's like Brissett. He's not very good. However,
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he's the adult in the room, and I appear they
want that. He's got a bunch of moles and warts.
Jacoby Brissett. You're not going to go anywhere with him
as quarterback. He's limited, his arm's not that great. He's
been around a lot of miles on the odometer for
Jacoby Brissett. But he does show up on time, and
he knows the offense. He can command the huddle, all
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that stuff, and he does not need juice boxes in
between a series of offense. In practice, they don't need
to give him a juice box and some orange slices.
He's okay. So that's there. Is that that's good? Still
hard to get all Tingley the idea that Jacoby Brissett
will take over as the quarterback there and another one
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of these guys talked about Brian Schottenheimer being a seat filler. Well,
if Brissett is the guy, he would be the personification
of a seat filler there and the Cardinals. It's really
difficult to get a great read on any of this
because the Dallas Cowboys defense, you know, like do some
teams drive luxury buses to the stadium for some reason,
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the Cowboys ride the short bus. I don't know why
they take the short bus there. And so we're not
going to pretend this is some kind of great accomplishment
by the Cardinals. I mean, I didn't think they were
going to play that well. I thought at least the
Cowboys offense would be able to do stuff they didn't
in this game. Nevertheless, back to the point, just to
put the ball on this, So eight men and buck again,
they're made men football elite, elite, media mafia of the NFL,
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the media mafia. They're in that inner circle, right, those
top level guys. They get all the goodies, all the
goodies here. So they're not gonna just drop a nugget
like that on national team. I don't think that's rare.
I believe that is a dead giveaway. That's a tell.
That is a tel the Cardinals are quietly moving off
the Kyler Murray fantasy and they're settling in to the
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mud with Jacoby Brissett adult supervision until they get some
other dabbroni next season. Now, the trade deadline is today.
Wouldn't it be wild if the Cardinals sat out Kyler
Murray to trade him? Where were they trade him? The Saints?
That's the only obvious destination at this point, Like the
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Saints are terrible, worst team since nineteen eighty, They don't
have a quarterback, and they got money to burn. You know,
they can move some numbers around, make make it work
if salary caps fugazy anyway, all right, last word back
to that Cowboys. Back to the Cowboys. So, following the
latest ass whooping at the hands of the opponent, in
case this case, Arizona lowly, Arizona Cowboys owner Jerry Jones,
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as he often does, gave a State of the Cowboys
address post game, and he said the money quote here,
and he said a lot the one that stood out
to me that I'd like to share with you right now.
Jerry Jones said, quote, I like our nuts and bolts.
I don't like what's happening to our nuts and bolts
though close quote from Jerry Jones. So question, can you
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decode what Jerry Jones means when he says he likes
the Cowboys, nuts and bolts? All right? So yeah, all right?
Nah using the mallar Rosetta stone, the mallor rosetta stone
translation translation, Jerry taking time for a modest flex. Modest
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flex in front of the mirror. In front of the mirror. Now,
Jerry's not blaming himself. He's definitely not blaming himself on this.
In fact, he's braggadocious. He's bragging about the shopping list.
He's like, man, am I a great gm Look at
the town, the nuts and bolts. That's me. I did that.
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That's my team. I put that team together. He's essentially saying, hey,
I'm brought amazing ingredients into the kitchen. These are such
great ingredients. Unfortunately the chef can't cook. I know I
hired him too, but he can't cook with my delicious ingredients.
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What are we doing? Jerry thinks he's like Gordon Ramsay,
wearing a ten gallon hat and looking for gloryhole right,
and the roster in Jerry's head is a Michelin star roster.
It's a menu of Michelin star for wagu, beef, truffle oil,
all that stuff, all the fix and all the trimmings
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and all that. And what comes out of the kitchen
for the Cowboys is a microwaved hot pocket. That's what
comes out of the kitchen, a souflay that is collapsing
on a weekly basis there, and it's burning in the oven.
And Brian Schottenheimer, the coach there, is arguing with the
smoke alarm. I'm saying, it's not my fault. It's not burning.
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It's the smoke alarm that's malfunctioning. I would not burn
this food at all. And it's a classic Jerry Jones
humble brag. It's like I am the GM and I
am a genius. Look at those players, they're just not executing.
They're underachieving. But it's not because of me. No, no, no,
they're underachievers, but not because of me. No, no, no no.
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Jerry loves the nuts and the bolts. He loves the
nuts and the balls. He's just putting an actual winning
football team on the field. Eh. The blueprint, though, is
there solid blueprint? It's the contractor that's the problem. You
got a bad contractor they don't know what they're doing.
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feeme in Chicago, right since, says A plus and a
Culver's butterburger on the Mallard monologue sounds good. Side of
cheese Kurts. Side of cheese Kurts, says the bears instantly
got better by eliminating Matt Eber. Poop. Jerry Jones then
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picked up said poop, just Josh, as I remember when
the Cowboys used to be appointment television in my home.
Then I decided to just carry on by living my
best life. Jerry has embraced the suck. I will not
get off my lawn. Old man says, just Josh. Who's
in Cincinnati but a Cowboy fan? Who else do we have?
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Let's see page down here. Goat Man Rob, the original
goat Man, says Jerry Jones is so desperate for success
he had to enlist the Dallas Stars to play in
Jerry's world. In twenty twenty seven, Yeah, there's a photo
going around that a couple that you find people. A
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couple of people sent me and it showed Jerry Jones,
Gary Bettman, and Steven A and said these are like
the three the axis of evil in sports. Three of
the people that are part of the axis of evil
in sports, which seems a little harsh. Seems a little
harsh Texas Brian writes and says, Jerry Jones likes to lick.
He said, I think peanuts. I don't know. He might
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have left part of that word out, Yeah, honey roasted
or regular assaults. It does not say does not say
honey roasted, not bad, not a burner, says Ben. Just
like Kyler had a clause about needing a to study
a certain amount of time each week, I had a
clause limiting how much Blair time I spent each week. Smart. Yeah, yeah,
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you don't want to do too much of that because
it becomes a problem for dog, writes in from SoCal,
He says, Ben, I'm going to go off the board
and talk about the World Series. Some people are saying
that was the greatest World Series of all time, but
I'm not a pretty the moment, I still have the
twenty two World Series comfortably on top of my big board.
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So fergno, who likes the the Angels? I wonder who
won that word series in two? Who could that be?
Who could that be? Late night drug tester right, since
says I have to disagree with the Mallard monologue Joe
Buck and Troy Aikman. Source was from the local game stop.
The staff there heard Kyler say he will have plenty
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of time to play the new Call of Duty game
when it comes out in a couple of weeks, the
boss gave him some time off. Well, there you go,
you're in good shape. Spocks weed from the Oregon Trail. Right.
Since this the last item and the Mallard monologue was
circumcising a mosquito a very delicate surgery, I would recommend
the skillful help of Edward scissors hands for this very
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difficult procedure. Let me point out also what we have
Jerry Jones saying glory hole. There is no record. I've
tried to find it. We've never had the audio of
Jerry saying circumcise a mosquito. He did say it. We
did have it at one point. I don't think we
ever had it because he said it to the writers,
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and I don't think it ever was recorded. I don't
think we had it. I feel like i've heard it.
I don't think so. I can't find it. And you
I went down a rabbit hole online the only mosquito
drop that is here. Let's give it a listen, Hey, Marcell,
how should I kill mosquitos? Marcel? You killed it with
the knife. See you kill mosquitos with the circumcise on
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with classic Marcel, right there, old school Marcel. Now, I
don't think there's any audio. I tried to find it.
I've gone down rabbit holes trying to find it. I've
been able to find So if already has it, we'd
play it a lot, so send it in. We did
lose some stuff that got de leaded a while back,
and Nurse Jockey writes since says, I think time is
running out with North Dakota Prescott. The Cowgirls will never
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win a championship with him and quite frankly Hole as
the owner. Hello, Yes, let's go the phones. We'll say hello, Now,
who do we have any meanie miney mall? Let's go
to hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota in the leadoff chair.
A rare leadoff appearance for hollering James. Hello, James.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Leadoff man deserves one admission, and I'm the one admission
to admit to JUJJ McCarthy and key set me a
jersey white jersey.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I thought you were. I got very angry email from Tammy.
She doesn't want you calling the show anymore. She thinks
I'm an a hole and she should not be calling
the show. So why are you calling the show?
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I dropped it the memo to her. Yeah, send me
a qualing. She call today to.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Me, I feel bad. I feel bad taking your calls
because I guess I'm a horrible human being according to Tammy,
and I shouldn't take your phone calls. So I don't
understand why we call her. I understand, but I got this.
It was going through my email today and I got
this very angry email over the weekend, at the end
of last week about a horrible human being. I am
for taking your phone calls. Wow, I don't know you
(30:11):
were horrible. I didn't realize that, but apparently I am.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I bet that feels really bad.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Just terrible. I'll try to get over it. What's that, James?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
What she said about some things?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, well, she said very nasty email to me, and
I appreciate that very much.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
I apologize to it for one, because no, I'm not
taking it for granted. She's a beautiful person.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Whatever. What did you call it? You didn't call about that.
You want to talk about Jay? You want me? I
just did a twenty minute monologue on the Cowboy Game
and you want to talk about JJ McCarthy. Is that correct, yes, sir, Yes, exactly, yes, yes,
So I wasted twenty minutes of my life talking about
the Cowboys and the Cardinals. And you want to break
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down JJ McCarthy, who wasn't all that good? You would admit, yes,
you would admit he wasn't all that good against the
Detroit Lions.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Pass he had to he made decisions to run for
a touchdown. Yeah, and he ran for his life. Wanted
to get away from some of the big defensive linemen
without the protection of all his complete offensive line.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, okay. He also he also fumbled and they recovered it.
But if he fumbled through an interception and averaged less
than six yards per pass, that's like and they won,
that's great. He wasn't amazing defense. I agree, I okay,
I agree you you were. You wanted me to naval
glaze on JJ McCarthy's what you wanted me to do.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, but it's a complete team. That's a team concept.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, okay, I don't want to defense. I mean it
helps that you got you know, the Lions were sloppy
and give you five first towns because the penalty and
a half favorite. I know they were at that point.
It didn't play very well though, That's what I'm saying.
It wasn't necessarily yes, that's hot football. Okay, here's the quote.
(32:17):
Here we go, here's the quote. Here's the quote.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
The quote, the Ravens don't watch out coming up here
to Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Oh man, the race. Listen. Do you know how good
the Raiders are. This is one of the great Raider
teams of all time. They are solid from top to bottom.
They have Geno Smith at quarterback, one of the great
quarterbacks in the NFL, just simply amazing. Just ask him,
he'll tell you how great he is. And you got
Pete Carroll, the old savvy coach there. I thought you
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were said Raiders. Did hear that anyway? All right, we
said Ravens. All right, I'm sure the Ravens are very worried.
All right, thank you, go away. Let's go to mister Wonderful,
who's in Florida. Hello, mister Wonderful, Welcome, mister mal How
are you well? If I was any better, I'd be wonderful.
But that's you. You're mister Wonderful. I'm not mister wonderful one.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Don't forget it. Don't forget it.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Man, he's back now, mister Wonderful. For those that missed it,
a very long hiatus from the show, but he has returned.
He has returned to mald Militia. He took a sabbatical. Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Thank you anyway, Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Suck Okay, we've checked that box.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, it was good. It was fun.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Yeah, and I like honey roasted.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Okay, I'm street congratulations, Okay, thank you, all right, wonderful
for tremendous phone call. All right, good to go. Covered everything.
That's why he's mister Wonderful. So it's interesting to see
what kind of nuts people like.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Salty sweet, Yeah, Cajun style.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Hot, Mike moment, Cardinal. We think it's mister McBride, the
tight end. The Cardinals shoved it down the Cowboys throats
there in one of their drives. I think this was
in the third quarter, and we think it was Trey
McBride was caught on a mic saying after the touchdown
against the Cowboys, he said, it's so efing easy. It's
just so effing easy. He said, let's we think it
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was him. It was somebody on the Cardinals. Somebody on
the Cardinals. So you think at that point the Cowboys
would have said, Wow, this is embarrassing. We're getting emasculated here.
We might want to actually show up, but they didn't.
It seems like shoving it down your throat and you're like, okay, whatever,
and they're like yelling into the mic. It's so effing easy.
(34:43):
It's so easy. Oh my god, time out for the
who am I?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Game?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
And here we go nuts. So that's right, a ghost
of Eddie. So here's the who am I?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Game?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Jacoby Brissett became the first Cardinals quarterback, the very first one,
first Cardinals quarterback with two hundred plus passing yards two
plus passing touchdowns in three consecutive games since me again,
Jacoby Brissett on the game on Monday Night. He became
the first Cardinal quarterback with two hundred plus passing yards
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two plus passing touchdowns in three consecutive games since me. Obviously,
not just on Monday Night, but the three in a row.
Who am I? That is the question. The answer. We'll
get to it. We will do it next.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
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Speaker 1 (35:34):
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Time now for the play of the day, and there's
only one prime game to choose from. No one's watching
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these NBA games bad products, So let's go to the
NFL Little Monday Night football. You know your defense is
bad when Jacoby Brasett does this waiting for.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
The shotgun snap on first and goal from the eleven Sons.
The ball three step drop looks right rows lighting the games.
I'll cut for a touchdown by Trey McBride. Jacoby Brissett
again on time, on target, and the Cardinals extend their
lead to twenty three to seven.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
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Am I? Game? The aforementioned Jacoby Brissett, back up for
the Cardinals, became the first Arizona quarterback with two hundred
plus passing yards two plus passing touchdowns in three consecutive games.
Since me who that's the question?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Who am I?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Who am I? Scrooge says, hollering James new Agent is
the answer. That's his guests? Who else do we have?
Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald's with aka Mister Peanut from Alf the Alien,
O Piner, New Mummy, newt Rockney, Guests by Rob the
goat Man, Alligator Farts, Murray from Stevie Meatballs in the
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Sunshine State. Who else do we have? Kurt Warner guests
by Josh in Nebraska. Des Bryant, who is thirty seven
today from the Late Night Drug Tester, Sir scratch Off.
I remember when he used to call the show from
Malor Palooza. And that's a good photo of him. Good
gift of him running around there, Sir scratch Off with
a nice big cheeseburger. Femi in Minnesota. He got it right,
(38:37):
obviously cheating. Bad job by him. Bob Gibson from King
Rory Dick Lane better known as night Train Lane from
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bo nurse jockey, what do you? I'm not saying that.
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Miguel Rojas guests by Shape in the Moy Jake the
Snake Plumber from Just Josh in Cincinnati. Kurt Warner guessed
by Milkman Mike as well. Who else? Bill in Korea
Town from Andy in Lino Lakes, Mister Warmth, Don Rickles,
there's a name we haven't heard in a while. From
the Nature Boy, the Great Neil Lomack's legend from Joe
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the Joe's Tunner, Spock's Weed says Joe Flacco or the
Terminator Elston Gunn from Kathy and Madison. Who else do
you have? Page now? Ray Finkel from Top Daddy. That's
his answer, Cardinal Great v Sikahemma Phoenix Cardinal Great from
Big Lou He's on number two. Who else that page?
Speaker 7 (39:43):
Then?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yes? All that's enough. Lorena is back. Do you have
an answer, Lorena to the who am I game? Question?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Is?
Speaker 6 (39:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
It just spoke to George Washington. George Washington a fine
supporter of the Cardinals back in the day, beautiful teeth.
They were actually gon be called the cherry tree, but
the cherry trees. But the correct answer is that's wrong.
The correct answer is Carson Palmer a decade ago, Carson
Palmer for the twenty fifteen Cardinals. What does that say
(40:15):
about Kyler Murray man alive? It'd be great if they
traded him. They should trade him, trade him, trade him,
trade them, just trade him today?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Well, give us someone to talk about. I have a
talk show to do every day. Trade him, trade him,
trade bye bye. Trade him,
Here we go. Welcome, it's our number one. Happy Tuesday.
It's the fourth day of November the Ben Malers Show.
We stayed up all night to give you a fresh pod,
fresh pod all night. Here in our number one we'll
talk about that Monday night game. What Cardinals looked pretty good?
Did they? Not very good team? But they looked good
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last night? So what does that performance say about Brian
Schottenheimer and his Dallas Cowboys and the job he's doing
with the Cowboys were dominated by a low level NFL opponent. Also,
both ABC broadcasters Troy Aikman and Joe Buck said they
expect the Cardinals to stick with quarterback Jacoby Brissett. Is
this something or nothing? Also, can you decode what Jerry
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Jones means when he says he likes the Cowboys nuts
and bolts despite a lousy performance. We'll talk about that
and more right now here. It is our number one,
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I will play the hits. So we go deep in
the heart of Texas Jerry's world. How about him, Cowboy?
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There was final game, Final Game Week nine on the
NFL card at the Jerry Jones fund Zone. I saw
former Fox Sports Radio morning personality there, stephen A was
hanging out with Jerry in the box. What's in the box?
A man in a pink suit? Anyway, So Trey McBride,
the Cardinals are so bad. Trey McBride was the headliner
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coming into this game. Trey mc bride the tight end,
the Cardinals clown car rolling in to the Cowboys crib.
We'll match up there. Jerry Jones' favorite NFL team, and
it was on an island game. An island game. He
had Troy Aikman and Joe Buck on the call. Did
you watch? Were you checking this game out? Know? Maybe not? Well?
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Back up quarterback Jacoby Brissett and he wasn't supposed to
play in this game at the beginning of the week.
It was going to be Kyler Murray, but the old
switcher route and so Brisette was in there. He threw
not one but two touchdowns and ran for a score
as Kyler alligator arms. Murray could not play a little
fella had a small injury foot injury, and the Cardinals.
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The Cardinals a domination situation by Arizona's Dallas was never
really in this game. Twenty seven to seventeen, raising Arizona
as they get to win there a Monday night. The
Cardinals had a five game skider that came to an end.
There they snap the losing streak with a very comfortable win,
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a very very comfortable win for the team from the
Grand Canyon State. Now Marvin Harrison Junior, who had been
a Jag, not a Jacksonville jack just a guy in
his brief NFL career, he had a breakout game, big
first half. The stat line was good, big first half.
Those seven catches, ninety six yards and a touchdown. There
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was one play where he scored in the end zone
the touchdown there where he literally broke the ankles of
the cowboy defensive player there. Great highlight for him and
Jacoby Brissett though. The headliner here he made the third
consecutive start there for the Cardinals. They get their third
win of the year, and they win for just the
second time. The statsmen going around the second time in
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eighteen games without the little fella alligator Arms Murray, the
fun sized quarterback. And so the better story, though, is
in the losing locker room. The better stories in the
losing locker room. The Cowboys were not ready to play.
Does anyone disagree with that statement? The Cowboys were not
ready to play. I don't see anyone raising their hands,
so no one disagrees. Good good job by you not disagreeing.
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So they weren't ready. They were shut out in the
first quarter. They had a promising drive that went could
put to start the game, and then that was it.
Fumbled by my count four times, lost a couple of
those fumbles. Dak Prescott in a helter skelter comeback situation,
had an interception, but didn't play all that well, did
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not play all that well. Just a bad mess of
a game for the Dallas Cowboys. They're in the better
story on the losing side. So that is where we
will begin a good jumping off point. So let us
discuss the question, what does this performance with all eyes
of the football world on it, what does this performance
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say about Brian Schottenheimer, Shaneie and his coaching run the
Dallas Cowboys. So my thoughts on this, I've got slurpy, media, mafia,
and hot pocket, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to pig out point
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point point. We're gonna pig out all right. So my
first thought on this A let's start with when you
take a look down. You get in the black Hawk helicopter,
not black Hawk down, the black Hawk helicopter, and you
go up in the sky and you look down and
you look around, look at the landscape there. What do
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you see?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So here's what I see, okay, And I'm never wrong
about these things. I'm never wrong about these things. Same
old Cowboys, that's what I see, all right, Same old
over hyped, over decorated, under discipline mess. You've got George
Pickens taunting when the Cowboys are desperately trying to get
back in the game. But he's trying to get style points, man,
you gotta get style points. Undisciplined slop is what that was.
(07:00):
It just bad football, bad football personified. That's the epitome
of the Cowboys. And so you look at Schottennheimer's a
glorified seat filler, and the man's essentially house sitting, and
he's house sitting for the ghost of Mike McCarthy's fat
ass who got let go last year. And so it's
all just a placeholder, is what it is for the
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Dallas Cowboys. I mean, the main problem is the defense.
For some reason, we have Schottenheimer talking about the offense,
but we'll play it because we have it. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
We got to play better offensively. We're better than you know,
ten points, which is all we scored. Great job by
Sam on the punt and block special teams, but for
us to score ten points offensively is not the standard,
and no one's happy about that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, well, the people that better on the Cardinals are
very happy about that, So I don't know that no
one's happy about that. But you look at the Cardinals
and they're not evolving. This is mid season in the NFL.
We're now done with Week nine. They only play seventeen,
so it's actually a little bit past mid season in there.
There's no actual mid season. Eight and a half weeks
would be mid season. So the Cardinals and Cowboys played
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the midway point as much as you can say. I
know some teams have had buys or whatever, so they're
just existing. The Dallas Cowboys every week. It's every game.
It's the five o'clock follies, blown coverages to the right,
mistackles to the left, stupid penalties in the air, everywhere.
That's the Dallas Covery. You can practically hear the circus
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music in the background when you watch them try to tackle.
It is fascinating how much they suck on defense for
a team that supposedly practices. And everyone was talking up
Matt Eberflus, the defensive coordinator who cut his chops in
Indianapolis as the Colts defensive coordinator, got a good reputation
and he's been living on that. Got the Bears job,
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sucked in Chicago, goes to Dallas, blows in Dallas. What's next?
I don't know. TV, Probably suck at TV. We'll get
that job too. What the hell the defense in particular
they build does America's team, the Dallas Cowboys a big
selling point there? The proprietary blent. We've heard of the
Tampa two defense. You've heard of the forty six defense
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by the Chicago Bears back in the day, legendary defenses
in the NFL. The Dallas Cowboys defense is the seven
to eleven defense. It's the seven eleven defense because these
guys look like they should be working the night shift
at a seven eleven the way they're trying to tackle
and they're playing defense. There just arm tackling lazy angles
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on defense there and you look around. It's like would
you like a slurpee?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Would you like a slurpee with those nachos? And that misdassignment?
My god? And so yeah, oh boo. The Cowboys traded
Micah Parsons, their top defensive so apparently they don't have
to hustle, they don't have to tackle because the Jerry
Jones traded Michael Burton. So that is the ultimate Okay,
we blow, let's not try to get better, excuse and
(09:59):
the am I correct on And that is that how
this works. Okay, I know Jerry's trying to find some gloryhole,
but the Cowboy I get that they traded Michael Parsons.
It's a team game. You put the collective unit together.
If you tackle as a team, you play discipline football.
And I'm not a Cowboy fan. I don't have skin
in the game. I just want to watch and observe this.
It's like, okay, the sum of the parts, well, the
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sum of the parts is, let's make some business decisions
and not will not hustle on certain plays and all that.
My god, there's no rallying again, just a lot of
business decisions. Mixed with lazy angles and arm tackling and
all that stuff. It's like a garage seale out there.
Jacoby frickin' Brisett sliced you up. He diced you up.
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Jacoby Brissette. Jacoby Brissett like a surgeon doing outpatient work.
He averaged eight point four yards per pass. Jacoby Brissett
did that to you? Where'd he hurt you? Everywhere? He
hurts you everywhere? Two passing touchdowns, one on the ground.
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Let me repeat that for those of your little slocus.
It's at night here. Jacoby Burssett did that. He did that.
That's not bad luck. It's not bad luck. That's that's
bad football. That's that's Brian Schottenheimer's Dallas Cowboy. The Cowboys
are who we thought they were, a mirage with nice
logos on their helmet. They have good, good logos there,
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and they do look marvelous getting off the bus. Don't
they look good? Those uniforms, man, they look solid now
when they actually play. It's rather discussing Dak Prescott sucked?
What happened to that MVP campaign for Dak Prescott. It's
in a ditch on the side of the road anyway,
here's Dak Prescott with his latest excuse on the Dallas
Cowboys riding the vomit comet tiglas.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
So frustrating because I'm not just going to accept that, oh,
this team is inconsistent. This team is just up and
down like we're going to be as long as we
ride the wave of you know, the media, and you
know the media, that's the media game to the next
and not putting the blame on you guys, but you know,
we want game. We feel really good about ourselves. And
you think you're just going to go in the next
next week and smack that opponent and you don't. Then
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you know, you feel at upset and you look in
the mirror and you come back and you give give
a better performance. You know, that's what's been happening this
year other than tonight. And so when you've put two
bad games or two ugly losses back to back, you
gotta find answers.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
We know the answers. You suck, Your team sucks. That's it.
You're not very good. You're you're the definition of blah.
Cow does will win seven games or eight games or
something along those lines. They'll finish around five hundred and
they're not making the playoffs. Playoffs, that's how happened. Yeah,
on the Arizona side of things, everyone's been yapping. We'll
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frame the question this way. Everyone's been happening. You're both
ABC broadcasters Troy Aikman and Joe Buck said they expect
the Arizona Cardinals to stick with quarterback Jakobe Brissett. That
seems like kind of a big deal and not go
back to Kyler Murray. So again, both Joe Buck and
Troy Aikman going on the record that they believe Kyler
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Murray has lost his job, he has been demoted, that
he has been put in the doghouse in favor of
Jacoby Brissett. Is this something or is this nothing? So
at first glance, you say, well, who cares what Joe
Buck and Troy Aikman say. They're just a couple of
(13:24):
media hacks. They don't know anything like that's what the
low information fan would say. I'm telling you right now,
it's something. I'm telling you it's something here. They're not
hot take guys. Aikman and Buck are not hot take guys.
They're well compensated for what they do. They're the Fox refugees.
They ran off to ESPN to get the big pile
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of money. They're than free agency. Good for them, Good
for them. But Joe Buck and Troy Aikman do not
dabble in the social media hot take ecosystem. That's not
what they do here. They are made men. Joe Buck
and Troy Aikman are made men. They are They're in
the elite NFL media mafia. And when you're in the mafia,
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and you're a made man in the media mafia, you
don't speak out of class. You don't do it. You
cannot do it because they'll whack you. They will whack you.
And so what I'm imagining happened here, just based on
connecting the dots, is that they are simply regurgitating Buck
and Akman what they heard in the little pregame Pow Wow.
(14:30):
They're Starbucks huddle with Jonathan Gannon, the coach of the Cardinals,
and the Arizona staff, the people that they meet with. There,
lattee in one hand and then you've got the laminated
play sheet in the other. You sit around a round
table in a hotel ballroom and it's the Brotherhood of Intel.
That's what it is. You get the coaches all comfortable,
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they're all relaxed there over a little maple bar, possibly
along John, but most likely a maple bar double espresso.
You've got that going there, and they just start talking
and they just start chirping. And you don't have to
be an NFL guru. You don't have to be some
kind of guru here. You can just simply read between
the lines on this and you know inside that building,
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Kyler Murray's the guy you want at the controls. If
you're trying to win a Call of Duty tournament, that
is the guy you want. There's no one else on
the Cardinals you would want out there other than Kyler Murray.
You give him the joystick and you get out of
the way. You let the man's little fingers work its magic. Okay,
(15:37):
that's what you're doubt now. If you actually want to
win football games, that's something you and now again Call
of Duty tournament thumbs and blazing there for Kyler Head
said on NFL Team No, No, you knew right away.
This is one of the rare deals where the team
signed the player to the extension and immediately at buyer's remorse, like,
(15:57):
what did we do? Holy? Why did we do that.
You knew they signed the wrong player when they had
to put a clause in there to actually do your
job and watch film, and then they had to take
it out because he was so embarrassed. He got called
out on being a terrible employee. Little Kyler Murray there,
So you look at it's like Brissett. He's not very good. However,
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he's the adult in the room, and I appear they
want that. He's got a bunch of moles and warts.
Jacoby Brissett. You're not going to go anywhere with him
as quarterback. He's limited, his arm's not that great. He's
been around a lot of miles on the odometer for
Jacoby Brissett. But he does show up on time, and
he knows the offense. He can command the huddle, all
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that stuff, and he does not need juice boxes in
between a series of offense. In practice, they don't need
to give him a juice box and some orange slices.
He's okay. So that's there. Is that that's good? Still
hard to get all Tingley the idea that Jacoby Brissett
will take over as the quarterback there and another one
(17:03):
of these guys talked about Brian Schottenheimer being a seat filler. Well,
if Brissett is the guy, he would be the personification
of a seat filler there and the Cardinals. It's really
difficult to get a great read on any of this
because the Dallas Cowboys defense, you know, like do some
teams drive luxury buses to the stadium for some reason,
(17:23):
the Cowboys ride the short bus. I don't know why
they take the short bus there. And so we're not
going to pretend this is some kind of great accomplishment
by the Cardinals. I mean, I didn't think they were
going to play that well. I thought at least the
Cowboys offense would be able to do stuff they didn't
in this game. Nevertheless, back to the point, just to
put the ball on this, So eight men and buck again,
they're made men football elite, elite, media mafia of the NFL,
(17:47):
the media mafia. They're in that inner circle, right, those
top level guys. They get all the goodies, all the
goodies here. So they're not gonna just drop a nugget
like that on national team. I don't think that's rare.
I believe that is a dead giveaway. That's a tell.
That is a tel the Cardinals are quietly moving off
the Kyler Murray fantasy and they're settling in to the
(18:10):
mud with Jacoby Brissett adult supervision until they get some
other dabbroni next season. Now, the trade deadline is today.
Wouldn't it be wild if the Cardinals sat out Kyler
Murray to trade him? Where were they trade him? The Saints?
That's the only obvious destination at this point, Like the
(18:31):
Saints are terrible, worst team since nineteen eighty, They don't
have a quarterback, and they got money to burn. You know,
they can move some numbers around, make make it work
if salary caps fugazy anyway, all right, last word back
to that Cowboys. Back to the Cowboys. So, following the
latest ass whooping at the hands of the opponent, in
case this case, Arizona lowly, Arizona Cowboys owner Jerry Jones,
(18:54):
as he often does, gave a State of the Cowboys
address post game, and he said the money quote here,
and he said a lot the one that stood out
to me that I'd like to share with you right now.
Jerry Jones said, quote, I like our nuts and bolts.
I don't like what's happening to our nuts and bolts
though close quote from Jerry Jones. So question, can you
(19:15):
decode what Jerry Jones means when he says he likes
the Cowboys, nuts and bolts? All right? So yeah, all right?
Nah using the mallar Rosetta stone, the mallor rosetta stone
translation translation, Jerry taking time for a modest flex. Modest
(19:39):
flex in front of the mirror. In front of the mirror. Now,
Jerry's not blaming himself. He's definitely not blaming himself on this.
In fact, he's braggadocious. He's bragging about the shopping list.
He's like, man, am I a great gm Look at
the town, the nuts and bolts. That's me. I did that.
(20:00):
That's my team. I put that team together. He's essentially saying, hey,
I'm brought amazing ingredients into the kitchen. These are such
great ingredients. Unfortunately the chef can't cook. I know I
hired him too, but he can't cook with my delicious ingredients.
(20:20):
What are we doing? Jerry thinks he's like Gordon Ramsay,
wearing a ten gallon hat and looking for gloryhole right,
and the roster in Jerry's head is a Michelin star roster.
It's a menu of Michelin star for wagu, beef, truffle oil,
all that stuff, all the fix and all the trimmings
(20:41):
and all that. And what comes out of the kitchen
for the Cowboys is a microwaved hot pocket. That's what
comes out of the kitchen, a souflay that is collapsing
on a weekly basis there, and it's burning in the oven.
And Brian Schottenheimer, the coach there, is arguing with the
smoke alarm. I'm saying, it's not my fault. It's not burning.
(21:02):
It's the smoke alarm that's malfunctioning. I would not burn
this food at all. And it's a classic Jerry Jones
humble brag. It's like I am the GM and I
am a genius. Look at those players, they're just not executing.
They're underachieving. But it's not because of me. No, no, no,
they're underachievers, but not because of me. No, no, no no.
(21:23):
Jerry loves the nuts and the bolts. He loves the
nuts and the balls. He's just putting an actual winning
football team on the field. Eh. The blueprint, though, is
there solid blueprint? It's the contractor that's the problem. You
got a bad contractor they don't know what they're doing.
It is the Ben Mallor Show. If you would like
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straight ahead, it is a hot mic moment. The mic
is always on. We'll get to that, and father knows best,
Father knows best. We'll go there as well, and we
(22:49):
will do it next.
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We have a problem. Lorena is back, Sacilo hur at
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fs R tech? Did you miss me? Bill Willian devastated,
don't talk to me please, I missed you too. As
we press on and on into the end of the night,
here we go. Not a burger rights, it, says Ben.
Can we get Bill Miller to stop butchering the clock
so we can have a full edition of Malar's Mountain
(24:57):
of Money? All right, Well we'll see about that. I've
adjusted the clock occasionally and been burned by that ya
feeme in Chicago, right since, says A plus and a
Culver's butterburger on the Mallard monologue sounds good. Side of
cheese Kurts. Side of cheese Kurts, says the bears instantly
got better by eliminating Matt Eber. Poop. Jerry Jones then
(25:20):
picked up said poop, just Josh, as I remember when
the Cowboys used to be appointment television in my home.
Then I decided to just carry on by living my
best life. Jerry has embraced the suck. I will not
get off my lawn. Old man says, just Josh. Who's
in Cincinnati but a Cowboy fan? Who else do we have?
(25:43):
Let's see page down here. Goat Man Rob, the original
goat Man, says Jerry Jones is so desperate for success
he had to enlist the Dallas Stars to play in
Jerry's world. In twenty twenty seven, Yeah, there's a photo
going around that a couple that you find people. A
(26:03):
couple of people sent me and it showed Jerry Jones,
Gary Bettman, and Steven A and said these are like
the three the axis of evil in sports. Three of
the people that are part of the axis of evil
in sports, which seems a little harsh. Seems a little
harsh Texas Brian writes and says, Jerry Jones likes to lick.
He said, I think peanuts. I don't know. He might
(26:24):
have left part of that word out, Yeah, honey roasted
or regular assaults. It does not say does not say
honey roasted, not bad, not a burner, says Ben. Just
like Kyler had a clause about needing a to study
a certain amount of time each week, I had a
clause limiting how much Blair time I spent each week. Smart. Yeah, yeah,
(26:45):
you don't want to do too much of that because
it becomes a problem for dog, writes in from SoCal,
He says, Ben, I'm going to go off the board
and talk about the World Series. Some people are saying
that was the greatest World Series of all time, but
I'm not a pretty the moment, I still have the
twenty two World Series comfortably on top of my big board.
(27:07):
So fergno, who likes the the Angels? I wonder who
won that word series in two? Who could that be?
Who could that be? Late night drug tester right, since
says I have to disagree with the Mallard monologue Joe
Buck and Troy Aikman. Source was from the local game stop.
The staff there heard Kyler say he will have plenty
(27:28):
of time to play the new Call of Duty game
when it comes out in a couple of weeks, the
boss gave him some time off. Well, there you go,
you're in good shape. Spocks weed from the Oregon Trail. Right.
Since this the last item and the Mallard monologue was
circumcising a mosquito a very delicate surgery, I would recommend
the skillful help of Edward scissors hands for this very
(27:51):
difficult procedure. Let me point out also what we have
Jerry Jones saying glory hole. There is no record. I've
tried to find it. We've never had the audio of
Jerry saying circumcise a mosquito. He did say it. We
did have it at one point. I don't think we
ever had it because he said it to the writers,
(28:11):
and I don't think it ever was recorded. I don't
think we had it. I feel like i've heard it.
I don't think so. I can't find it. And you
I went down a rabbit hole online the only mosquito
drop that is here. Let's give it a listen, Hey, Marcell,
how should I kill mosquitos? Marcel? You killed it with
the knife. See you kill mosquitos with the circumcise on
(28:32):
with classic Marcel, right there, old school Marcel. Now, I
don't think there's any audio. I tried to find it.
I've gone down rabbit holes trying to find it. I've
been able to find So if already has it, we'd
play it a lot, so send it in. We did
lose some stuff that got de leaded a while back,
and Nurse Jockey writes since says, I think time is
running out with North Dakota Prescott. The Cowgirls will never
(28:56):
win a championship with him and quite frankly Hole as
the owner. Hello, Yes, let's go the phones. We'll say hello, Now,
who do we have any meanie miney mall? Let's go
to hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota in the leadoff chair.
A rare leadoff appearance for hollering James. Hello, James.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Leadoff man deserves one admission, and I'm the one admission
to admit to JUJJ McCarthy and key set me a
jersey white jersey.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I thought you were. I got very angry email from Tammy.
She doesn't want you calling the show anymore. She thinks
I'm an a hole and she should not be calling
the show. So why are you calling the show?
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I dropped it the memo to her. Yeah, send me
a qualing. She call today to.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Me, I feel bad. I feel bad taking your calls
because I guess I'm a horrible human being according to Tammy,
and I shouldn't take your phone calls. So I don't
understand why we call her. I understand, but I got this.
It was going through my email today and I got
this very angry email over the weekend, at the end
of last week about a horrible human being. I am
for taking your phone calls. Wow, I don't know you
(30:11):
were horrible. I didn't realize that, but apparently I am.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I bet that feels really bad.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Just terrible. I'll try to get over it. What's that, James?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
What she said about some things?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, well, she said very nasty email to me, and
I appreciate that very much.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
I apologize to it for one, because no, I'm not
taking it for granted. She's a beautiful person.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Whatever. What did you call it? You didn't call about that.
You want to talk about Jay? You want me? I
just did a twenty minute monologue on the Cowboy Game
and you want to talk about JJ McCarthy. Is that correct, yes, sir, Yes, exactly, yes, yes,
So I wasted twenty minutes of my life talking about
the Cowboys and the Cardinals. And you want to break
(30:56):
down JJ McCarthy, who wasn't all that good? You would admit, yes,
you would admit he wasn't all that good against the
Detroit Lions.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Pass he had to he made decisions to run for
a touchdown. Yeah, and he ran for his life. Wanted
to get away from some of the big defensive linemen
without the protection of all his complete offensive line.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, okay. He also he also fumbled and they recovered it.
But if he fumbled through an interception and averaged less
than six yards per pass, that's like and they won,
that's great. He wasn't amazing defense. I agree, I okay,
I agree you you were. You wanted me to naval
glaze on JJ McCarthy's what you wanted me to do.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, but it's a complete team. That's a team concept.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, okay, I don't want to defense. I mean it
helps that you got you know, the Lions were sloppy
and give you five first towns because the penalty and
a half favorite. I know they were at that point.
It didn't play very well though, That's what I'm saying.
It wasn't necessarily yes, that's hot football. Okay, here's the quote.
(32:17):
Here we go, here's the quote. Here's the quote.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
The quote, the Ravens don't watch out coming up here
to Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Oh man, the race. Listen. Do you know how good
the Raiders are. This is one of the great Raider
teams of all time. They are solid from top to bottom.
They have Geno Smith at quarterback, one of the great
quarterbacks in the NFL, just simply amazing. Just ask him,
he'll tell you how great he is. And you got
Pete Carroll, the old savvy coach there. I thought you
(32:47):
were said Raiders. Did hear that anyway? All right, we
said Ravens. All right, I'm sure the Ravens are very worried.
All right, thank you, go away. Let's go to mister Wonderful,
who's in Florida. Hello, mister Wonderful, Welcome, mister mal How
are you well? If I was any better, I'd be wonderful.
But that's you. You're mister Wonderful. I'm not mister wonderful one.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Don't forget it. Don't forget it.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Man, he's back now, mister Wonderful. For those that missed it,
a very long hiatus from the show, but he has returned.
He has returned to mald Militia. He took a sabbatical. Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Thank you anyway, Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Suck Okay, we've checked that box.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, it was good. It was fun.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Yeah, and I like honey roasted.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Okay, I'm street congratulations, Okay, thank you, all right, wonderful
for tremendous phone call. All right, good to go. Covered everything.
That's why he's mister Wonderful. So it's interesting to see
what kind of nuts people like.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Salty sweet, Yeah, Cajun style.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Hot, Mike moment, Cardinal. We think it's mister McBride, the
tight end. The Cardinals shoved it down the Cowboys throats
there in one of their drives. I think this was
in the third quarter, and we think it was Trey
McBride was caught on a mic saying after the touchdown
against the Cowboys, he said, it's so efing easy. It's
just so effing easy. He said, let's we think it
(34:22):
was him. It was somebody on the Cardinals. Somebody on
the Cardinals. So you think at that point the Cowboys
would have said, Wow, this is embarrassing. We're getting emasculated here.
We might want to actually show up, but they didn't.
It seems like shoving it down your throat and you're like, okay, whatever,
and they're like yelling into the mic. It's so effing easy.
(34:43):
It's so easy. Oh my god, time out for the
who am I?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Game?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
And here we go nuts. So that's right, a ghost
of Eddie. So here's the who am I?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Game?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Jacoby Brissett became the first Cardinals quarterback, the very first one,
first Cardinals quarterback with two hundred plus passing yards two
plus passing touchdowns in three consecutive games since me again,
Jacoby Brissett on the game on Monday Night. He became
the first Cardinal quarterback with two hundred plus passing yards
(35:15):
two plus passing touchdowns in three consecutive games since me. Obviously,
not just on Monday Night, but the three in a row.
Who am I? That is the question. The answer. We'll
get to it. We will do it next.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maler Show.
We are up all night every single Night's what we do.
We stay up all night and we talk into the abyss.
Oh yes, yes, yes, it's amazing. It's called talk radio.
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(35:54):
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Thank God for the Internet. Back to what we go.
Time now for the play of the day, and there's
only one prime game to choose from. No one's watching
(36:41):
these NBA games bad products, So let's go to the
NFL Little Monday Night football. You know your defense is
bad when Jacoby Brasett does this waiting for.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
The shotgun snap on first and goal from the eleven Sons.
The ball three step drop looks right rows lighting the games.
I'll cut for a touchdown by Trey McBride. Jacoby Brissett
again on time, on target, and the Cardinals extend their
lead to twenty three to seven.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
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(37:32):
Am I? Game? The aforementioned Jacoby Brissett, back up for
the Cardinals, became the first Arizona quarterback with two hundred
plus passing yards two plus passing touchdowns in three consecutive games.
Since me who that's the question?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Who am I?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Who am I? Scrooge says, hollering James new Agent is
the answer. That's his guests? Who else do we have?
Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald's with aka Mister Peanut from Alf the Alien,
O Piner, New Mummy, newt Rockney, Guests by Rob the
goat Man, Alligator Farts, Murray from Stevie Meatballs in the
(38:12):
Sunshine State. Who else do we have? Kurt Warner guests
by Josh in Nebraska. Des Bryant, who is thirty seven
today from the Late Night Drug Tester, Sir scratch Off.
I remember when he used to call the show from
Malor Palooza. And that's a good photo of him. Good
gift of him running around there, Sir scratch Off with
a nice big cheeseburger. Femi in Minnesota. He got it right,
(38:37):
obviously cheating. Bad job by him. Bob Gibson from King
Rory Dick Lane better known as night Train Lane from
Eloy in Compton, give me a little taste of that
bo nurse jockey, what do you? I'm not saying that.
What's wrong with you? A stony case from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
(38:58):
Miguel Rojas guests by Shape in the Moy Jake the
Snake Plumber from Just Josh in Cincinnati. Kurt Warner guessed
by Milkman Mike as well. Who else? Bill in Korea
Town from Andy in Lino Lakes, Mister Warmth, Don Rickles,
there's a name we haven't heard in a while. From
the Nature Boy, the Great Neil Lomack's legend from Joe
(39:21):
the Joe's Tunner, Spock's Weed says Joe Flacco or the
Terminator Elston Gunn from Kathy and Madison. Who else do
you have? Page now? Ray Finkel from Top Daddy. That's
his answer, Cardinal Great v Sikahemma Phoenix Cardinal Great from
Big Lou He's on number two. Who else that page?
Speaker 7 (39:43):
Then?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yes? All that's enough. Lorena is back. Do you have
an answer, Lorena to the who am I game? Question?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Is?
Speaker 6 (39:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
It just spoke to George Washington. George Washington a fine
supporter of the Cardinals back in the day, beautiful teeth.
They were actually gon be called the cherry tree, but
the cherry trees. But the correct answer is that's wrong.
The correct answer is Carson Palmer a decade ago, Carson
Palmer for the twenty fifteen Cardinals. What does that say
(40:15):
about Kyler Murray man alive? It'd be great if they
traded him. They should trade him, trade him, trade him,
trade them, just trade him today?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Well, give us someone to talk about. I have a
talk show to do every day. Trade him, trade him,
trade bye bye. Trade him,
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