April 18, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about Aaron Rodgers making comments about his NFL future, how Rodgers is "perplexed" by accusations that he's desperate for attention, if he has a legit gripe with the New York Jets, and much more!
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But here in our number one, it's mister Rogers Neighborhood.
We take the trolley to mister Rogers neighborhood. How did
Aaron Rodgers comments on his future. Sound to you as
Rogers stuck in the twilight zone. What's the word for
Aaron Rodgers being perplexed by accusations that he is desperate
for attention? And does Aaron Rodgers have a legitimate gripe
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with the Jets cross country pink slip which he got?
Does he have legitimate gripe? Also we'll get to who
knows what else. It's all coming.
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be here till the wee hours of the morning. And
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is the wee hours of the morning.
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Right now, but we'll be here throughout the overnight.
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lead this hour is from an ongoing saga the year
twenty twenty five. We have spent more time talking about
this particular washed up player than anyone else in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I think you know where we're going with this.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That would be the mouth of Everarin Rogers. Now he
has spoken, he has blessed us with a paid appearance.
Rogers getting paid a lot of money to play grab
ass with his buddies, and good for him. He spoke
for the first time since being fired by the Jets
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last month, and he was on for about forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He must have gotten paid a lot for that right,
it was a million.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Dollars plus you get extra if you go forty five
minutes or more. Anyway, he was on with that YouTuber
Pat McAfee. I don't know if you hurt any of
this or not. Perhaps not. But Aaron Rodgers let me
give you the highlights here he has announced.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Have you heard the news? No, Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Announced that he is taking his talents to the land
of the undecided.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Aaron Rodgers decided he doesn't have a decision. He is
an undecided voter at this point. He can't make his
mind up.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh so sad.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He doesn't know what will he do. He didn't rule
out the possibility of retiring. Now a lot to unpack
the money quote. The money quote from Aaron Rodgers was,
I'll set it all straight from the jump. He said,
I'm in a different phase in my life. I'm forty
one years old. I'm in a serious relationship. I have
personal commitments that I've made, and people in my inner
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circle are battling difficult stuff to make.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
A commitment to a team is a big thing. Close quote.
All right, So let us discuss the question.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
How did Aaron comments on the NFL and his future
sound to you. So I've got lou Holtz, Batman and
care Bear, and we will combine all of these things together,
and we are gonna throw some.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Fries on top of your sandwich. And that's a Pittsburgh sandwich.
They just put the fries on top, and it's a
Pittsburgh samwich.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So a Aaron Rodgers clearly suffering from brain fog, all right,
brain fog. Like I know, in the history of the NFL,
there's never been a quarterback who's been forty one who's played.
And there's a rule, actually, if you're in a serious
relationship in the NFL, you cannot play.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You have to retire.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Because God forbid you multitask. You can't be in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And play in the end. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Playing the NFL and be in a relationship, Have you
lost your bloody mind?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And personal commitments, come on now, what are you talking about.
You can't have many other personal commitments. You're playing in
the NFL and people battling difficult stuff. Well, that's a
that's over. It's all over at that particular point. Why
is this always a Shakespearean drama? Well, somebody else can
answer that. But the vibe by God from Aaron Rodgers
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was the the classic. When when I was watching some
of the clips that were going by of Rogers, I
got the vibe. I thought I was watching a concert
from It'sack Pearlman and he was playing the world's smallest violin.
Here it's it's it's hard to really wrap your hands
around the nonsense here, like it's either.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You want to play, or you don't want to play,
or you're waiting for some kind of cosmic event.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
So you're old, okay, congratulations, Yeah, you're in a relationship. Whoopee,
damn new somebody in your circles battling stuff. You have
personal commitments. Okay, that's life. That's what life is. That's
what happens. You get older, people get sick, you get older,
you getting relationships.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's the circle of life.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
And as the great Lou Holtz famously said, he said,
remember if you have problems, if you have paraphrasms, but
you have problems in your life. Okay, Now, the old
Notre Dame coach said, it's your problem, all right, It's
not anyone else's problem.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Is your problem. You solve your problem. You don't blame
other people.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You don't burden people with your complaints, because ninety percent
of people you come across don't care about your issues
your problems, and the other ten percent are glad that
you have. And I would argue that the percentages are
more than that now that it's more like I would
say maybe forty percent of people they don't care about
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your troubles, but I would say about sixty percent are
glad that Aaron Rodgers has problems. Now, if you're thinking
about retirement, it has long been the belief that you're
already retired. If you're thinking, boy, how great would it
be just to lay in a hammock and drink ayahuasca
and smoke cigars and just have a good time, Then
there you go, all right now, flipping on the page,
but not too far away. So Aaron Rodgers addressed the
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popular opinion of many that he craves, he has an
addiction to the spotlight, that he is your classic attention.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Whore, that he needs the spotlight on him.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Now, Rogers says that he went to Pittsburgh and tried
to do that as quietly as possible.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
He said, very quiet, like a cloak.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And dagger mission to Pittsburgh, and Rogers said, you know
a lot of people think I'm desperate for attention, even
though I haven't talked to you or anybody else in three.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Months, Rogers claim.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
So Aaron says he attempted to hornswaggle the media. That's
my word, hornswaggle, not his. But he attempted to fool
the media by flying into a different airport and driving
a Chevy Malibu.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
To these Steelers for silly.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well, I can you can only imagine the hardship of
having to drive a Chevy Malibu.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, let's get that guy a purple heart.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
He hated to drive a Chevy Malibu rental car, Oh
my god, just to.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Avoid being photographed.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
We always know the paparazzo is very big in Pittsburgh.
The Yinzer paparazzi is tremendous. So what is the word?
What is the word for Aaron Rodgers being perplexed by
the many accusations out there that he is desperate for attention?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
So my word is pushcart.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That is my word, as in a pushcart of passive
aggressive goodies. It is on brand Aaron Rodgers. He is
the maestro when it comes to this kind of activity.
Rodgers is like a Batman super villain, the Riddler.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
That is his essence. He is the Riddler.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
He likes to drop vague, cryptic remarks, give backhanded jabs
during his media availability, knowing that it is going to
stir the pot. And I am convinced that Rogers loves
to watch the reaction. He loves to watch the cockroaches
run across the floor. Can't get enough of it. Aaron
really is the Riddler. He is the mastermind. He incorporates
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the many puzzles and riddles and throws.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Them out there into his schemes and leaving them.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
As clues to the football media and the fans to solve,
saying calculate, but still poking the bear poke poke poke poke.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Just like that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Now, Aaron Rodgers, tell him if I'm wrong on this?
Does he not relish? Does he not relish? Keeping everyone guessing?
And then of course when you call him on it,
he gets very prickly when you dare push back?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Who are you to push back? Boo hoo hoo.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You see it when he's playing grab ass, you know,
and they're just you know, smooching each other on the
McAfee show and how he handles pretty much everything. It's
the same playbook, day after day after day. All right,
now the last word here. So Aaron Rodgers was upset
with how his time ended with the Jets. This was
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also part of this long manifesto rant, this paid appearance
pay to play Rogers on the YouTuber show. So Rogers
said he didn't feel respected enough when meeting with Aaron Glenn.
Aaron Glenn is the coach of the Jets. You don't
need to know his name because that's a temporary job.
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And when you're coaching the Jets, you're not there more
than just a.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Blink in the eye, just to blink in the eye.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But Aaron Glenn's there, and Rogers was not pleased. He said, quote,
I felt there wasn't an ample amount of respect in
the in that meeting. Rogers said, rispect. Okay, so he's
upset by the lack of respect. Rogers went, honestly, I
guess I shouldn't have been surprised based on some things
(12:10):
I saw over two years. So that's that is a
full body blow on the Jets franchise.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Body blow, body blow, body blow.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
All right, So let's get down to the meat and potatoes. Here,
does Aaron Rodgers have a legitimate grip with the Jets?
Cross country pink slip? That he flew to meet with
the Jets, and he made sure to point out he
paid his own ticket and he went to meet with
the Jets. So does Rogers have a legitimate grip with
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the Jets? Cross country pink slip? So I say this
is actually warranted, like this part of it.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I'll be fair here.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I'm on the side of Rogers on that as someone
that has lost you for the show. I've lost my
share of radio jobs over my career. And from the
way Rogers is positioning this, he's He's like, well, listen,
he thought that he could work something out with the Jets.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
The jets new regime, led by the new coach.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Aaron Glenn there had publicly stated the public opinion they
had given the impression that they were open to keeping
Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They had tossed that possibility out.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
So if you were done with him, if you didn't
want Rogers, then why would you allow him to fly
there and meet with you If you had no intention
of allowing him the opportunity to sway you and continue
on with the Jets.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Now, why Rogers would want to play for the Jets anymore,
it's beyond me. But clearly he had some intention, some intention.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
And the other part of this is when you think
about Rogers and going to meet with the Jets and
what that must have been like, and as far as
the like. The argument for the Jets is, well, they're
doing the right thing.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
They told him to his face. I say, I say
foe to that.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
As someone again in the radio business that has been
whacked from many a job, many different ways, I think
that's just nonsense. Rogers claimed that he had roughly a
twenty second meeting before Aaron Glenn said, we're going a
different direction. But this is really a teachable moment. It's
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a teachable moment, and in the future, my advice is
to follow the wisdom of the care bear. My former
colleague here at Fox Sports Radio, the great Karen k
KK who's now not in the business anymore, but KK
Karen k Back in the day when we were doing
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a show together and we knew because of a story
in the New York Post that we were getting whacked
the next day, like we knew we were on the air,
and we knew we're getting whacked.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I mean, we're done. That's it. Guillotine time. We're cooked,
we're out, We're done.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
And we got a memo that we had a mandatory
meeting the following day in the afternoon, which meant driving
in rush hour Los Angeles traffic. And I'll never forget
talking to KK the last night that I think that
might be the last night I saw her and.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
She she's she said, I'm not going in. I said,
well you can't. You got to a meeting. You got
to show up.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
And she said, well, they're going to fire us. Why
would I Why would I show up to the meeting.
She had a great point. I showed up like an idiot,
you know. I walked right in there, and man, they
gassed me. But I walked right in and she didn't.
She's like, hey, listen, I'm not wasting the gas over
my time.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And that's it.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
She refused to drive in for the slaughter. So Aaron Rodgers,
you know, he should have been smart enough to understand
the Jets didn't want him back. That's number one. Number two,
the Jets should have if they didn't let him know,
they should have advised him.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And that meeting should never have happened. Just do it
on the phone or now you got to zoom, you
can do it on the zoom. So way to go?
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And now back back back, back, back back, we go
to the frazzled one. No, there's no frazzle, more about bedazzled. No,
I'm a frazzle. I'm bedazzled, is what I am?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
What does that mean? Bedazzled? Do we know what that means?
That's good?
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Right? Can you put like jewelry and gems on your
pants or your hat? You ever bedazzle one of your
wonderful hats?
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Ben? Uh?
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Is that what it means? Really?
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Bedazzle?
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That's what like people have hijacked it. Does the word
bedazzled mean putting crap on your clothes?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Is that what that means? That's to you, that's what
that means. But I don't think that's what it actually means. Right,
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (19:27):
What do you think it means?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Uh?
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I think sparkling things up, making things look better? Uh A, Right,
here's the definition of the word bedazzled. We're gonna go
to Merrion Webster. I've never met Merriam Webster, but here
we go.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It says the word bedazzled, bedazzling, bedazzles, and the definition
of that is to impress forcefully.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, impress forcefully, to.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Embellish by or as if by the use of rhinestones setting.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
See.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
No, that's the second definition. The first one is just
to impress forcefully. And we are here to impress forcefully.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
We're here to bedazzle.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah. Well, I'm not frazzled. I know that there's no frat.
I mean, check back later.
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We might be frazzled, but not now. Jason, the diamond
Man is up with us all night, he says. And
the man Ben Mallor is on the next four us.
I give him a on a scale of one to ten,
ten thousand. All right, look at that, Jason, ten thousand
air high five. Shane in des Moin writes, In said
solid Newby Knight C plus plus.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I got better, Shane, Really, that was better than a
C plus. That was like an A minus Neubie Knight.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
He says, C plus plus to everyone they called except
border guy. He gets a B plus.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, he gets to be I'm sure he's concerned about that.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
G Manage in Chicago rights In says a plus on
the Mallar monologue, the only commitments and relationships Rogers has
is with himself. The fact that he's bringing up this
he has not yapped in three months. That fact shows
that he has psychological social trait issues, including having been
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or having need rather having need for control, just like
serial killers like Ted Bundy.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, so g Man's comparing Aaron Rodgers to Ted Bundy.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
That seems reasonable. Ferg Doog writes in, says, this is
the zero hour bend. You said you didn't care about
what hour it is, but I thought i'd still tell
you anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, So Ferg.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Doog has informed me, and he's our checks and balances.
Ferg Dog, he's just got a just a great heart,
and he lives his mom's basement. But he says zero hour,
so he says it's the zero hour.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It's the zero hour. Late night drug tester writes.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
In from Parts Unknown, says Aaron Rodgers is in a
serious relationship. His true love was there the whole time himself.
There you go, Yeah, all right, James says, why doesn't
Bill Miller get to introduce the beginning of the show. Well,
we want to limit how much he's a raging alcoholic
(22:13):
Bill Miller, and we want to limit how much airtime
he gets. He's actually in the back drinking whiskey right now.
And yeah, we thought he could come out here and
stumble over his words a few times an hour.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Bill Miller. And that's that's how we do it. So
that's that's your answer, James.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
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chalk in Arizona. What's going on Chalk? Welcome?
Speaker 7 (22:52):
What's up man? Long time first time?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I love it, long time, first time, and here we are.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
I think it's funny somebody who makes so much money
is complaining about flying a private jet to a meeting
that he knew was going to dismiss him, when just
last month I got laid off. They let me work
all day, lie to us for six months, no layoffs yeah,
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and they fired ten of us, Yes, after we worked
all day.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Well I can now, Chuck, not that I want to
one up you, Chuck, and it's I listen, it sucks
getting I've been let go many times. I lost a
radio job.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
On a Friday.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I was doing a morning shift years ago, and I
got called into the program director's office.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
David G. Hall, the guy that whacked me.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I got called into his office over on Ard Moore
in La Here, got called in his office after my shift, right,
and he gave me the like the severns and so
it's not you, it's us.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
But I had actually the.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Check was cut on a Tuesday morning, Chuck. They had
decided that they had already cut the check on Tuesday.
It's like, why did I have to get up? Why
did I have to get up on Wednesday and Thursday
and Friday? If you already decided on Tuesday let me go?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
What's up with that?
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Let me work on Monday.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And that's Monday. Man. You could have enjoyed your weekend
and gone on and had a good time.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Man, that's enjoyed until now.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, that's not right man. All right, well listen, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
But Aaron Rodgers complaining, he thought he thought, he claims
like the jets. He thought would would give him an
opportunity to, like somehow convince them.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That he could keep the job. But he he the
other thing too, is he?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
He complained, Chuck. He complained that he had to buy
his own plane ticket. But he's worth like three hundred
or four hundred million dollars, so I.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Think he's okay. I think he's a private jet. Was
it a private jet? All right, that's private jet.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
I'm pretty I'm pretty sure it was a private I mean,
the details ain't out there as far as how he flies,
at least that I'm aware of.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
But you don't sure, Chuck.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You don't think Aaron Rodgers is on stand by it
United waiting for a flight to Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
You don't think he's waiting, Surity? Probably not? All right?
What's your plan here? We're gonna get you. Can you
get a night job, Chuck? Can you get like an
overnight job so you can be.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
You know, listening, I got I got an interview lined
up with the town of Gilbert, So I'll just go
back to working for the city.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
All right, Well, listen, good luck.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm sorry that happened to you, man, But you don't
get another job, and who cares about that old employer?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
You move on to the next one, right, who cares
about them?
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Absolutely? I don't want to be anywhere I'm not wanted
exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
All right, thank you? There you go, Chuck.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Look at that guy, he's already lined up another gig. Yeah, yeah,
that's and when you get let go, you're like, yeah, fine,
But if you already decided, the moment you decide, we're
gonna whack this person, just get rid of in a.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Lot of places, don't do. Let's go to Rich in Sundayego.
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Rich?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Welcome?
Speaker 8 (26:09):
Hey man? How you doing boss?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I just wanted to if I was any better, I
would be Padre. Actually they're playing pretty well. I guess
it wouldn't be a Padre.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
Yeah, well we're doing all right. As I was listening live,
I just found out your co host there. I'm not
sure if her name. I am a longtime listener, but
Steve that dazzles me with just her voice.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh are you talking about Lorraina?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
That Loraina? Yeah, Lorraine anything. But anyways, Karen k Back
in the day, I would tell you're very welcome. Lorena.
You your screener, He asked me, what I want to
talk about? But Karen k was my first schoolboy crush
when she was DJing Pop Warner dances back in the day.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
That's outstanding? Rich, that's great? And uh, what what year
was this?
Speaker 8 (27:07):
Oh boy, you're gonna make me do some masks. You
must go on Filipino.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Here's a long time ago.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
And in a yeah, Jesus signed my yearbook. How about that?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Uh, I hear you, man, that's great. I'll uh you know,
Karen's not she's done live in California.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
But I'll send her. I'll send her a text. I
still have her number, so I'll let her know.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
That's fun.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
I appreciate it. Man, Hey, great show man. A long
time lived here. The militias. Uh, I'm gonna look you up.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Okay, all right, please everyone looks her up. I send
her a package in the mail. No one does that.
No one sends Loren to me.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Then we got cookies.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh man, cookie, what kind of cookies we got? What
do we got going here?
Speaker 5 (27:54):
They're the fattest cookies I've ever.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I need to lose some weight. Is that what you're
saying in your belly? In your belly, they gotta lose
some weight in your belly.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah, they're from Chloe's Giant Cookies.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Okay, and they're giant massive. Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
They're from Bobby and Florida.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh well, very nice, Bobby.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Yes, there's a whole bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Ben really like a lot.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
I'm thinking I'm only going to eat the cookies all weekend,
so I don't know if you're going to.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
See any Okay, well I don't you know. I'm trying
to keep my girlish figure, so I don't need any.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
I will send you a picture of all of them.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
So you'll tease me with the cookies, and then I will.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Make videos and post.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Them online with meat.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Now, do we have any exotic flavors? Are these your
basic cookies with like the chocolate chair. We want to
break this down.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
There are plenty of exotic flavors.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
All right, Well, we'll get try to get the exotic flavors.
While you're doing that, let me remind you.
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Of going pro. Who will be going pro to? Which team?
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let's keep let's break down these cookies here. Do we
have any any mcadamian nut cookies in it.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Well, there's one that is called the Elvis, but it
does not say what's in the cookie?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Is it a white chocolate? What is it?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
It does look like a white It looks like it
could be a white chok yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Cookie, Okay, well that would be uh I lay claim
to that. I mean, that's just my I'm a big
white chocolate mac Damien. You know, I like the exotic,
I like the what else we ca It has.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Peanut butter in it too, brown sugar. Okay, I have
to read because it doesn't say what it is. It
just says the Elvis, So we're gonna have to look
that one up.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
There's also one called Cookie Monster. It's blue.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah that sounds good too.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yes, what looks like it's going to die you're inside? Blue,
but also has white chocolate chips as well.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
There is amores.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh yes, the Okay, you're gonna have that, you know,
so you can.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
It looks like a regular sugar cookie though solid sugar.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Cookie is solid cookie. That's like the vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Maybe this is the Big Chick, sorry, big chick?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Big?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (31:07):
It's a big It has a peep stuffed Oh yeah,
I think that's it feels squishy in the sun.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
I bet thoughts. I mean there's there's sprinkles on it.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
And I'm not an Easter cookie.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
I'm not a big fan of sprinkles of some general
I don't mind sprinkles.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I'm okay with I'm not anti sprinkle.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
There's a strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh, I'm in on that. Sign me up for that
strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
That sounds that one for Ben. That's fine.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
There's a lemon cook cake cookie.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, that sounds pretty good too.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
There is a chocolate chip mint, a thick mint.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm a one.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
I like thick mint thing. Okay, there's two Yeah, there's
two chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
So we're still going here.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
This yeah long, just regular too, regular chocolate chip. This
is twelve pounds of cookies.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
There's and then cookies and cream?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Is that what the last one is? Yeah? It's very nice.
And who sent this again? Who do we need to think? Florida?
My man, Bobby. Look at you, Bobby, your big study.
You're trying to get us all fat, Bobby. I love that.
That's a good job by you, and so this is
something like is this like Florida, just like a local
Florida in Tennessee. Oh it's in Tennessee. Okay, yeah, never,
I never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Now, those those are probably pretty expensive, I would think,
because I know what's that is.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
That crumble cookies?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I go through sometimes and they're like they're like eight
bucks a cookie or some ridiculous thing like that.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Man, it's really six dollars a cookie. The TikTok cookie,
which is the Elvis one? That one is nine dollars
nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
What is there gold in there? When you have Elvis
cookie when you poop?
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Well, now I don't want to look it up, been
laid claim to it, but so I don't want to
get myself whole on.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It depends what's in there. Maybe I won't like one
of the ingredients.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Very shortcakes. What's this place called?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I can trade you? How about this? I'll trade you
the Elvis for the lemon. How about that? I'll trade
you the Elvis for the lemon.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
The top two.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Come on, that's a good trade. You get the acid
more expan cookie, the Elvis is more expensive. I'll take
the lemon. You get the Elvis, but don't take like
half a bike. All right, all right, here we go,
Here we go, big reveal. All right, we'd like to
aleard all you affiliates. You're now gonna hear what's in
an Elvis cookie from Tennessee.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Here we go, indulge in the ultimate treat with our
giant peanut butter stuffed banana pudding cookie.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Oh, no trade.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Deal.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
You should have accepted the trade.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
It's also packed with bacon.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Oh okay, go ahead, I'll take the lemon. So full
of crap. You are so full of crap. He really
for a second, no shoting. I should have led with that.
That's what you should have right there, started that off. Okay,
(33:57):
and that's probably been good.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
But these are some fatty cookies though, I'm gonna post them.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
You're trying to get people to follow you on Instagram?
Is that your term? Your following cast? It seems like
you are if you feel like you are trying to
get people to follow you.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
On issue, which I'm fine with, I'm not you know,
against that. I mean, I'm trying to get people to
follow me on their and it seems like you're doing
better than that, better that than that better than me
at that things talk that way anyway.
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Yes, Ben one of my favorite players in the game.
Carrie Bradshaw.
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What teams you put?
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Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City plays for New York Jets.
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Yeah, all right, the correct answer. Jared Jaren Jackson Junior.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
You know what teams plays what I said? The Yankees?
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The Yankees.
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Yes, the Yankees, very good team in the Atlantic Division
there of the NBA.
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The New York Yankees tremendous.
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I know. Jaron Jaren Jackson Junior, a former Defensive Player
of the Year for the Memphis Grizzlies. He averaged twenty
nine point eight minutes per game and twenty two point
two points per game, so that's the tops in the
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Speaker 1 (39:44):
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twenty twenty five. We have spent more time talking about
this particular washed up player than anyone else in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I think you know where we're going with this.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That would be the mouth of Everarin Rogers. Now he
has spoken, he has blessed us with a paid appearance.
Rogers getting paid a lot of money to play grab
ass with his buddies, and good for him. He spoke
for the first time since being fired by the Jets
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last month, and he was on for about forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He must have gotten paid a lot for that right,
it was a million.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Dollars plus you get extra if you go forty five
minutes or more. Anyway, he was on with that YouTuber
Pat McAfee. I don't know if you hurt any of
this or not. Perhaps not. But Aaron Rodgers let me
give you the highlights here he has announced.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Have you heard the news? No, Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Announced that he is taking his talents to the land
of the undecided.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Aaron Rodgers decided he doesn't have a decision. He is
an undecided voter at this point. He can't make his
mind up.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh so sad.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He doesn't know what will he do. He didn't rule
out the possibility of retiring. Now a lot to unpack
the money quote. The money quote from Aaron Rodgers was,
I'll set it all straight from the jump. He said,
I'm in a different phase in my life. I'm forty
one years old. I'm in a serious relationship. I have
personal commitments that I've made, and people in my inner
(04:50):
circle are battling difficult stuff to make.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
A commitment to a team is a big thing. Close quote.
All right, So let us discuss the question.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
How did Aaron comments on the NFL and his future
sound to you. So I've got lou Holtz, Batman and
care Bear, and we will combine all of these things together,
and we are gonna throw some.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Fries on top of your sandwich. And that's a Pittsburgh sandwich.
They just put the fries on top, and it's a
Pittsburgh samwich.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So a Aaron Rodgers clearly suffering from brain fog, all right,
brain fog. Like I know, in the history of the NFL,
there's never been a quarterback who's been forty one who's played.
And there's a rule, actually, if you're in a serious
relationship in the NFL, you cannot play.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You have to retire.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Because God forbid you multitask. You can't be in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And play in the end. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Playing the NFL and be in a relationship, Have you
lost your bloody mind?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And personal commitments, come on now, what are you talking about.
You can't have many other personal commitments. You're playing in
the NFL and people battling difficult stuff. Well, that's a
that's over. It's all over at that particular point. Why
is this always a Shakespearean drama? Well, somebody else can
answer that. But the vibe by God from Aaron Rodgers
(06:17):
was the the classic. When when I was watching some
of the clips that were going by of Rogers, I
got the vibe. I thought I was watching a concert
from It'sack Pearlman and he was playing the world's smallest violin.
Here it's it's it's hard to really wrap your hands
around the nonsense here, like it's either.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You want to play, or you don't want to play,
or you're waiting for some kind of cosmic event.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
So you're old, okay, congratulations, Yeah, you're in a relationship. Whoopee,
damn new somebody in your circles battling stuff. You have
personal commitments. Okay, that's life. That's what life is. That's
what happens. You get older, people get sick, you get older,
you getting relationships.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's the circle of life.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
And as the great Lou Holtz famously said, he said,
remember if you have problems, if you have paraphrasms, but
you have problems in your life. Okay, Now, the old
Notre Dame coach said, it's your problem, all right, It's
not anyone else's problem.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Is your problem. You solve your problem. You don't blame
other people.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You don't burden people with your complaints, because ninety percent
of people you come across don't care about your issues
your problems, and the other ten percent are glad that
you have. And I would argue that the percentages are
more than that now that it's more like I would
say maybe forty percent of people they don't care about
(07:45):
your troubles, but I would say about sixty percent are
glad that Aaron Rodgers has problems. Now, if you're thinking
about retirement, it has long been the belief that you're
already retired. If you're thinking, boy, how great would it
be just to lay in a hammock and drink ayahuasca
and smoke cigars and just have a good time, Then
there you go, all right now, flipping on the page,
but not too far away. So Aaron Rodgers addressed the
(08:09):
popular opinion of many that he craves, he has an
addiction to the spotlight, that he is your classic attention.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Whore, that he needs the spotlight on him.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Now, Rogers says that he went to Pittsburgh and tried
to do that as quietly as possible.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
He said, very quiet, like a cloak.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And dagger mission to Pittsburgh, and Rogers said, you know
a lot of people think I'm desperate for attention, even
though I haven't talked to you or anybody else in three.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Months, Rogers claim.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
So Aaron says he attempted to hornswaggle the media. That's
my word, hornswaggle, not his. But he attempted to fool
the media by flying into a different airport and driving
a Chevy Malibu.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
To these Steelers for silly.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well, I can you can only imagine the hardship of
having to drive a Chevy Malibu.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, let's get that guy a purple heart.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
He hated to drive a Chevy Malibu rental car, Oh
my god, just to.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Avoid being photographed.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
We always know the paparazzo is very big in Pittsburgh.
The Yinzer paparazzi is tremendous. So what is the word?
What is the word for Aaron Rodgers being perplexed by
the many accusations out there that he is desperate for attention?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
So my word is pushcart.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That is my word, as in a pushcart of passive
aggressive goodies. It is on brand Aaron Rodgers. He is
the maestro when it comes to this kind of activity.
Rodgers is like a Batman super villain, the Riddler.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
That is his essence. He is the Riddler.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
He likes to drop vague, cryptic remarks, give backhanded jabs
during his media availability, knowing that it is going to
stir the pot. And I am convinced that Rogers loves
to watch the reaction. He loves to watch the cockroaches
run across the floor. Can't get enough of it. Aaron
really is the Riddler. He is the mastermind. He incorporates
(10:22):
the many puzzles and riddles and throws.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Them out there into his schemes and leaving them.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
As clues to the football media and the fans to solve,
saying calculate, but still poking the bear poke poke poke poke.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Just like that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Now, Aaron Rodgers, tell him if I'm wrong on this?
Does he not relish? Does he not relish? Keeping everyone guessing?
And then of course when you call him on it,
he gets very prickly when you dare push back?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Who are you to push back? Boo hoo hoo.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You see it when he's playing grab ass, you know,
and they're just you know, smooching each other on the
McAfee show and how he handles pretty much everything. It's
the same playbook, day after day after day. All right,
now the last word here. So Aaron Rodgers was upset
with how his time ended with the Jets. This was
(11:21):
also part of this long manifesto rant, this paid appearance
pay to play Rogers on the YouTuber show. So Rogers
said he didn't feel respected enough when meeting with Aaron Glenn.
Aaron Glenn is the coach of the Jets. You don't
need to know his name because that's a temporary job.
(11:42):
And when you're coaching the Jets, you're not there more
than just a.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Blink in the eye, just to blink in the eye.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But Aaron Glenn's there, and Rogers was not pleased. He said, quote,
I felt there wasn't an ample amount of respect in
the in that meeting. Rogers said, rispect. Okay, so he's
upset by the lack of respect. Rogers went, honestly, I
guess I shouldn't have been surprised based on some things
(12:10):
I saw over two years. So that's that is a
full body blow on the Jets franchise.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Body blow, body blow, body blow.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
All right, So let's get down to the meat and potatoes. Here,
does Aaron Rodgers have a legitimate grip with the Jets?
Cross country pink slip? That he flew to meet with
the Jets, and he made sure to point out he
paid his own ticket and he went to meet with
the Jets. So does Rogers have a legitimate grip with
(12:38):
the Jets? Cross country pink slip? So I say this
is actually warranted, like this part of it.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I'll be fair here.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I'm on the side of Rogers on that as someone
that has lost you for the show. I've lost my
share of radio jobs over my career. And from the
way Rogers is positioning this, he's He's like, well, listen,
he thought that he could work something out with the Jets.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
The jets new regime, led by the new coach.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Aaron Glenn there had publicly stated the public opinion they
had given the impression that they were open to keeping
Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They had tossed that possibility out.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
So if you were done with him, if you didn't
want Rogers, then why would you allow him to fly
there and meet with you If you had no intention
of allowing him the opportunity to sway you and continue
on with the Jets.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Now, why Rogers would want to play for the Jets anymore,
it's beyond me. But clearly he had some intention, some intention.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
And the other part of this is when you think
about Rogers and going to meet with the Jets and
what that must have been like, and as far as
the like. The argument for the Jets is, well, they're
doing the right thing.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
They told him to his face. I say, I say
foe to that.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
As someone again in the radio business that has been
whacked from many a job, many different ways, I think
that's just nonsense. Rogers claimed that he had roughly a
twenty second meeting before Aaron Glenn said, we're going a
different direction. But this is really a teachable moment. It's
(14:24):
a teachable moment, and in the future, my advice is
to follow the wisdom of the care bear. My former
colleague here at Fox Sports Radio, the great Karen k
KK who's now not in the business anymore, but KK
Karen k Back in the day when we were doing
(14:45):
a show together and we knew because of a story
in the New York Post that we were getting whacked
the next day, like we knew we were on the air,
and we knew we're getting whacked.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I mean, we're done. That's it. Guillotine time. We're cooked,
we're out, We're done.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
And we got a memo that we had a mandatory
meeting the following day in the afternoon, which meant driving
in rush hour Los Angeles traffic. And I'll never forget
talking to KK the last night that I think that
might be the last night I saw her and.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
She she's she said, I'm not going in. I said,
well you can't. You got to a meeting. You got
to show up.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
And she said, well, they're going to fire us. Why
would I Why would I show up to the meeting.
She had a great point. I showed up like an idiot,
you know. I walked right in there, and man, they
gassed me. But I walked right in and she didn't.
She's like, hey, listen, I'm not wasting the gas over
my time.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And that's it.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
She refused to drive in for the slaughter. So Aaron Rodgers,
you know, he should have been smart enough to understand
the Jets didn't want him back. That's number one. Number two,
the Jets should have if they didn't let him know,
they should have advised him.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And that meeting should never have happened. Just do it
on the phone or now you got to zoom, you
can do it on the zoom. So way to go?
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And now back back back, back, back back, we go
to the frazzled one. No, there's no frazzle, more about bedazzled. No,
I'm a frazzle. I'm bedazzled, is what I am?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
What does that mean? Bedazzled? Do we know what that means?
That's good?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Right? Can you put like jewelry and gems on your
pants or your hat? You ever bedazzle one of your
wonderful hats?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Ben? Uh?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Is that what it means? Really?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Bedazzle?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
That's what like people have hijacked it. Does the word
bedazzled mean putting crap on your clothes?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Is that what that means? That's to you, that's what
that means. But I don't think that's what it actually means. Right,
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (19:27):
What do you think it means?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I think sparkling things up, making things look better? Uh A, Right,
here's the definition of the word bedazzled. We're gonna go
to Merrion Webster. I've never met Merriam Webster, but here
we go.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It says the word bedazzled, bedazzling, bedazzles, and the definition
of that is to impress forcefully.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, impress forcefully, to.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Embellish by or as if by the use of rhinestones setting.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
See.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
No, that's the second definition. The first one is just
to impress forcefully. And we are here to impress forcefully.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
We're here to bedazzle.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah. Well, I'm not frazzled. I know that there's no frat.
I mean, check back later.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
We might be frazzled, but not now. Jason, the diamond
Man is up with us all night, he says. And
the man Ben Mallor is on the next four us.
I give him a on a scale of one to ten,
ten thousand. All right, look at that, Jason, ten thousand
air high five. Shane in des Moin writes, In said
solid Newby Knight C plus plus.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I got better, Shane, Really, that was better than a
C plus. That was like an A minus Neubie Knight.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
He says, C plus plus to everyone they called except
border guy. He gets a B plus.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, he gets to be I'm sure he's concerned about that.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
G Manage in Chicago rights In says a plus on
the Mallar monologue, the only commitments and relationships Rogers has
is with himself. The fact that he's bringing up this
he has not yapped in three months. That fact shows
that he has psychological social trait issues, including having been
(21:15):
or having need rather having need for control, just like
serial killers like Ted Bundy.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, so g Man's comparing Aaron Rodgers to Ted Bundy.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
That seems reasonable. Ferg Doog writes in, says, this is
the zero hour bend. You said you didn't care about
what hour it is, but I thought i'd still tell
you anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, So Ferg.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Doog has informed me, and he's our checks and balances.
Ferg Dog, he's just got a just a great heart,
and he lives his mom's basement. But he says zero hour,
so he says it's the zero hour.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It's the zero hour. Late night drug tester writes.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
In from Parts Unknown, says Aaron Rodgers is in a
serious relationship. His true love was there the whole time himself.
There you go, Yeah, all right, James says, why doesn't
Bill Miller get to introduce the beginning of the show. Well,
we want to limit how much he's a raging alcoholic
(22:13):
Bill Miller, and we want to limit how much airtime
he gets. He's actually in the back drinking whiskey right now.
And yeah, we thought he could come out here and
stumble over his words a few times an hour.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Bill Miller. And that's that's how we do it. So
that's that's your answer, James.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
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and we'll say eeny meenie, miney moe. Let's go to
chalk in Arizona. What's going on Chalk? Welcome?
Speaker 7 (22:52):
What's up man? Long time first time?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I love it, long time, first time, and here we are.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
I think it's funny somebody who makes so much money
is complaining about flying a private jet to a meeting
that he knew was going to dismiss him, when just
last month I got laid off. They let me work
all day, lie to us for six months, no layoffs yeah,
(23:23):
and they fired ten of us, Yes, after we worked
all day.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Well I can now, Chuck, not that I want to
one up you, Chuck, and it's I listen, it sucks
getting I've been let go many times. I lost a
radio job.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
On a Friday.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I was doing a morning shift years ago, and I
got called into the program director's office.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
David G. Hall, the guy that whacked me.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I got called into his office over on Ard Moore
in La Here, got called in his office after my shift, right,
and he gave me the like the severns and so
it's not you, it's us.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
But I had actually the.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Check was cut on a Tuesday morning, Chuck. They had
decided that they had already cut the check on Tuesday.
It's like, why did I have to get up? Why
did I have to get up on Wednesday and Thursday
and Friday? If you already decided on Tuesday let me go?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
What's up with that?
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Let me work on Monday.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And that's Monday. Man. You could have enjoyed your weekend
and gone on and had a good time.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Man, that's enjoyed until now.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, that's not right man. All right, well listen, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
But Aaron Rodgers complaining, he thought he thought, he claims
like the jets. He thought would would give him an
opportunity to, like somehow convince them.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That he could keep the job. But he he the
other thing too, is he?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
He complained, Chuck. He complained that he had to buy
his own plane ticket. But he's worth like three hundred
or four hundred million dollars, so I.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Think he's okay. I think he's a private jet. Was
it a private jet? All right, that's private jet.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
I'm pretty I'm pretty sure it was a private I mean,
the details ain't out there as far as how he flies,
at least that I'm aware of.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
But you don't sure, Chuck.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You don't think Aaron Rodgers is on stand by it
United waiting for a flight to Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
You don't think he's waiting, Surity? Probably not? All right?
What's your plan here? We're gonna get you. Can you
get a night job, Chuck? Can you get like an
overnight job so you can be.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
You know, listening, I got I got an interview lined
up with the town of Gilbert, So I'll just go
back to working for the city.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
All right, Well, listen, good luck.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm sorry that happened to you, man, But you don't
get another job, and who cares about that old employer?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
You move on to the next one, right, who cares
about them?
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Absolutely? I don't want to be anywhere I'm not wanted
exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
All right, thank you? There you go, Chuck.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Look at that guy, he's already lined up another gig. Yeah, yeah,
that's and when you get let go, you're like, yeah, fine,
But if you already decided, the moment you decide, we're
gonna whack this person, just get rid of in a.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Lot of places, don't do. Let's go to Rich in Sundayego.
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Rich?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Welcome?
Speaker 8 (26:09):
Hey man? How you doing boss?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I just wanted to if I was any better, I
would be Padre. Actually they're playing pretty well. I guess
it wouldn't be a Padre.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
Yeah, well we're doing all right. As I was listening live,
I just found out your co host there. I'm not
sure if her name. I am a longtime listener, but
Steve that dazzles me with just her voice.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh are you talking about Lorraina?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
That Loraina? Yeah, Lorraine anything. But anyways, Karen k Back
in the day, I would tell you're very welcome. Lorena.
You your screener, He asked me, what I want to
talk about? But Karen k was my first schoolboy crush
when she was DJing Pop Warner dances back in the day.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
That's outstanding? Rich, that's great? And uh, what what year
was this?
Speaker 8 (27:07):
Oh boy, you're gonna make me do some masks. You
must go on Filipino.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Here's a long time ago.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
And in a yeah, Jesus signed my yearbook. How about that?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Uh, I hear you, man, that's great. I'll uh you know,
Karen's not she's done live in California.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
But I'll send her. I'll send her a text. I
still have her number, so I'll let her know.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
That's fun.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
I appreciate it. Man, Hey, great show man. A long
time lived here. The militias. Uh, I'm gonna look you up.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Okay, all right, please everyone looks her up. I send
her a package in the mail. No one does that.
No one sends Loren to me.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Then we got cookies.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh man, cookie, what kind of cookies we got? What
do we got going here?
Speaker 5 (27:54):
They're the fattest cookies I've ever.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I need to lose some weight. Is that what you're
saying in your belly? In your belly, they gotta lose
some weight in your belly.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah, they're from Chloe's Giant Cookies.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Okay, and they're giant massive. Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
They're from Bobby and Florida.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh well, very nice, Bobby.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Yes, there's a whole bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Ben really like a lot.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
I'm thinking I'm only going to eat the cookies all weekend,
so I don't know if you're going to.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
See any Okay, well I don't you know. I'm trying
to keep my girlish figure, so I don't need any.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
I will send you a picture of all of them.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
So you'll tease me with the cookies, and then I will.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Make videos and post.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Them online with meat.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Now, do we have any exotic flavors? Are these your
basic cookies with like the chocolate chair. We want to
break this down.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
There are plenty of exotic flavors.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
All right, Well, we'll get try to get the exotic flavors.
While you're doing that, let me remind you.
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Speaker 1 (29:00):
Of going pro. Who will be going pro to? Which team?
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let's keep let's break down these cookies here. Do we
have any any mcadamian nut cookies in it.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Well, there's one that is called the Elvis, but it
does not say what's in the cookie?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Is it a white chocolate? What is it?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
It does look like a white It looks like it
could be a white chok yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Cookie, Okay, well that would be uh I lay claim
to that. I mean, that's just my I'm a big
white chocolate mac Damien. You know, I like the exotic,
I like the what else we ca It has.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Peanut butter in it too, brown sugar. Okay, I have
to read because it doesn't say what it is. It
just says the Elvis, So we're gonna have to look
that one up.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
There's also one called Cookie Monster. It's blue.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah that sounds good too.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yes, what looks like it's going to die you're inside? Blue,
but also has white chocolate chips as well.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
There is amores.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh yes, the Okay, you're gonna have that, you know,
so you can.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
It looks like a regular sugar cookie though solid sugar.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Cookie is solid cookie. That's like the vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Maybe this is the Big Chick, sorry, big chick?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Big?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (31:07):
It's a big It has a peep stuffed Oh yeah,
I think that's it feels squishy in the sun.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
I bet thoughts. I mean there's there's sprinkles on it.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
And I'm not an Easter cookie.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
I'm not a big fan of sprinkles of some general
I don't mind sprinkles.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I'm okay with I'm not anti sprinkle.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
There's a strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh, I'm in on that. Sign me up for that
strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
That sounds that one for Ben. That's fine.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
There's a lemon cook cake cookie.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, that sounds pretty good too.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
There is a chocolate chip mint, a thick mint.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm a one.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
I like thick mint thing. Okay, there's two Yeah, there's
two chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
So we're still going here.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
This yeah long, just regular too, regular chocolate chip. This
is twelve pounds of cookies.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
There's and then cookies and cream?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Is that what the last one is? Yeah? It's very nice.
And who sent this again? Who do we need to think? Florida?
My man, Bobby. Look at you, Bobby, your big study.
You're trying to get us all fat, Bobby. I love that.
That's a good job by you, and so this is
something like is this like Florida, just like a local
Florida in Tennessee. Oh it's in Tennessee. Okay, yeah, never,
I never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Now, those those are probably pretty expensive, I would think,
because I know what's that is.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
That crumble cookies?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I go through sometimes and they're like they're like eight
bucks a cookie or some ridiculous thing like that.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Man, it's really six dollars a cookie. The TikTok cookie,
which is the Elvis one? That one is nine dollars
nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
What is there gold in there? When you have Elvis
cookie when you poop?
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Well, now I don't want to look it up, been
laid claim to it, but so I don't want to
get myself whole on.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It depends what's in there. Maybe I won't like one
of the ingredients.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Very shortcakes. What's this place called?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I can trade you? How about this? I'll trade you
the Elvis for the lemon. How about that? I'll trade
you the Elvis for the lemon.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
The top two.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Come on, that's a good trade. You get the acid
more expan cookie, the Elvis is more expensive. I'll take
the lemon. You get the Elvis, but don't take like
half a bike. All right, all right, here we go,
Here we go, big reveal. All right, we'd like to
aleard all you affiliates. You're now gonna hear what's in
an Elvis cookie from Tennessee.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Here we go, indulge in the ultimate treat with our
giant peanut butter stuffed banana pudding cookie.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Oh, no trade.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Deal.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
You should have accepted the trade.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
It's also packed with bacon.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Oh okay, go ahead, I'll take the lemon. So full
of crap. You are so full of crap. He really
for a second, no shoting. I should have led with that.
That's what you should have right there, started that off. Okay,
(33:57):
and that's probably been good.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
But these are some fatty cookies though, I'm gonna post them.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
You're trying to get people to follow you on Instagram?
Is that your term? Your following cast? It seems like
you are if you feel like you are trying to
get people to follow you.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
On issue, which I'm fine with, I'm not you know,
against that. I mean, I'm trying to get people to
follow me on their and it seems like you're doing
better than that, better that than that better than me
at that things talk that way anyway.
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Speaker 2 (34:21):
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I've played based on thirty minutes or less per game
(35:03):
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Speaker 2 (36:16):
It is is me Ben As We are working our
way through on the overnight time now for the who
am I Game?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
This is where we pretend to be somebody else. That's
we call it the who am I?
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Game?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
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listening in our business. They call that TSL Time spent
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have you listen as long as possible. So I am
an NBA player who scored the most points with fewer
(36:46):
than thirty minutes per game this season?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Who am I? That is the question? What's the answer?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Mallard? Prop guy going with moneyball Mallard? Clearly I did
not miss arm Day. Colonel Custard from Screwed so Malaprop
guy in Scrooge checking in, Charlie Brown from Donkey Sausage,
Captain Rex Kramer tossed out by Milkman Mike who's in Colorado,
But I think he's actually in Boston. He's going there
(37:12):
with the Boston Marathon. Sid Monster from Alf the Alien
o Piner. Yeah, how about that Cookie Monster's real name
is Sid? That's a fun fact. Who else can't read that?
Harry Colin of the Patriots legend from Back in the Day.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
That's from Rob.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Cinnamon roll sugar Cookie from ferg Dog Bacon Strawberry Shortcake
gersted out by King Rory, Patty Mills from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota,
Mills Lane from Big Greg in Iowa, and who else?
We have Charlie in Wisconsin, says it's King Rory's favorite player.
(37:52):
Lebron James and Page Down, Hugh Beaumont from Rob in Minnesota,
Paige Down, Zach Edy from Dante, Mookie Blaylock guest by
Steve the Misplaced San Diegan is the answer, and Terry
in England says the overrated Brock Party is the answer.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I think that's what he meant.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Kurt Cobain the Second Amendment Advocate Kurt Cobain from Biglue, Wow,
too soon? A Sultan of Swat from the desperate Minnesota
fan to be anyone from Minnesota. Paige Dan can't read that.
Phil Hartman from Johnny Q. LeVar Ball from Gil in
San Diego, skip that?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
All right? Do you have an answer, Lorraine?
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Yes, Ben one of my favorite players in the game.
Carrie Bradshaw.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
What teams you put?
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City plays for New York Jets.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah, all right, the correct answer. Jared Jaren Jackson Junior.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
You know what teams plays what I said? The Yankees?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
The Yankees.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yes, the Yankees, very good team in the Atlantic Division
there of the NBA.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
The New York Yankees tremendous.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I know. Jaron Jaren Jackson Junior, a former Defensive Player
of the Year for the Memphis Grizzlies. He averaged twenty
nine point eight minutes per game and twenty two point
two points per game, so that's the tops in the
NBA this season. Memphis is in one of those fugase
playing games. There's two of them later on today and
(39:40):
then the playoffs will be gaining playoffs tomorrow, so we.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Have one more day to get through and then the playoffs.
Wow wow
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