September 18, 2024 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Mike Zimmer, Mike McCarthy, and Micah Parsons all disagreeing on what went wrong with the Cowboys, Jerry Jones saying Mike McCarthy's lame duck status didn't impact Cowboys blowout loss, and more!
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pay you the big money. And I thank them for that.
I thank them for that. So here in hour number one,
Mike Zimmer and Mike McCarthy, well, they disagree with Micah Parsons.
There's a disagreement on what went wrong for Dallas. Micah
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Parsons saying the guys didn't play hard. Who's side are
you on? Jerry Jones also says Mike McCarthy's lame duck
status his contract runs out at the end of the year,
did not impact the Cowboys blowout loss to the New
Orleans Football team. Your ryak shan to that. Also, how
do you categorize to a tongue of by low up
officially going on injured reserve. We'll get to all of
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that and much more right now here. It is our
number one.
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Oh yeah, hi drama. After the Cowboys were eviscerated by
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the Saints. That's not very nice, Micah Parsons. Now he
chose to do not tow the company line. Michaeh Parsons,
What did he do? He did not bite his tongue. No,
and that makes for good talk radios. So if you
heard this, you know where I'm going, But maybe not so.
Michah Parsons, the face of the Cowboys defense. Michah Parsons,
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he said recently following the loss to the New Orleans
football team that it wasn't a scheme issue, that this
was not a coaching situation where Mike Zimmer, the old
Viking coach who's back in Dallas as the defensive coordinator,
that he screwed up. Parsons claimed that the coaching staff
called a pretty good game. That's what he said. Now.
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Micah believed that the Dallas defense. Quote just got out played.
Quote continues, he said everyone didn't play to one hundred
percent close. Quote. Now, how do you think that went
over inside the walls of Jerry's world? Yeah? Not not good.
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So you had both coach Mike McCarthy and defensive cornator
Mike Zimmer disagree wholeheartedly, not just partially, wholeheartedly disagree, a
full throated disagreement to Micah Parson's assessment of what went wrong.
So the finger pointing is underweight.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Zimmer specifically highlighted the Saints' offense just being quicker off
the snap than the Dallas defense, but did not believe
that the effort was the problem. Mike McCarthy had similar comments.
So let us discuss. You've got it, he said, he said,
He said. Situation. You got Mike Zimmer and Mike McCarthy
on one side of the room, and there's a great divide,
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and then the other side of the room you've got
Micah Parsons, who's in disagreement on what went wrong for
Dallas to get blown off the field by a mediocre
Saints team. So whose side are you on? Whose side
are you on? I've got x's and o's Bible made
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and Manatee, and we will combine all of these things
together and provide you in audio lifeline. So A these
scales now, I used the Malord scale of truth, justice
and the sports talk radio way for this, and the
scales are leaning heavily in the direction of Micah Parsons.
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That's who we side with. We stand with the player.
We stand with Micah Parsons, unfiltered against the better judgment
of the Dallas Cowboys PR department. But the Cowboys provided
a rather unpleasant stench on the field, and in large
part not because they're not as talented as the Saints
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or even more talented. They just didn't play with the
proper amount of effort. They did not play hard. It
was Ernest Hemingway who said, never confused movement with action.
The Cowboys had movement, there just wasn't much action there
Dallas defenders. When I was slipping this game and then
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it was Alvin Kamara running through the Cowboy defense, Dallas
defenders were essentially running. They were running from the grind
is what they were doing. Over the years, I have
had many coaches in the world of football and basketball
in particular, not so much baseball but mostly in basketball
and mostly in baseball, who have told me that the
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margins are so thin in the industrial complex of their
wing of professional sports that if you merely work hard,
you will have a shot in every game. Right. That
talent is wonderful to the currency of professional sports, But
all it does is give you a head start. You
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still have to work and put the work in and
all that stuff, and if you don't, the hard work
will end up beating the talent when the talent lollygags,
and there was a whole lot of You know, I
understand the side of Mike McCarthy and Mike Zimmer. While
they're wrong, they're lying. I don't believe they're telling the truth.
Zimmer and McCarthy cannot, under any means say the Cowboys
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didn't play hard. Can't do it. It's verboten, right. It's
against the teachings of the x's and o's Bible of coaching,
the X's and O's Bible of coaching. It is a
forbidden taboo. It is lack of effort and hustle is
a direct indictment of the coaching staff. It is a
reflection of their work that they are not able to
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provide the proper smelling salts to get the team ready
to play. That the simple root of sport, playing with
max effort, which does not require athletic ability. You don't
have to have athletic ability to play hard. You're not
allowed to say as a coach your team didn't play
hard because that is a green light to fire the
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coach when you say that. All right, now, staying with
the Cowboys, Page two. Here, Jerry Jones on his weekly
radio show Jered said that Mike McCarthy's lame duck status
quack wack wlacka wlack, why his lame duck status did
not did not impact the Cowboys and that blowout loss
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to the Saints over the weekend. What is your reaction
to the comments by mister Jones, So, Jerry, on this one,
he's playing a game called old Maid, which is appropriate,
so old bar game, old Maid calling a spade a spade.
It is impossible to argue that would be great better
talk radio, be much more interesting to say, Ah, Jerry's
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blowing smoke here. McCarthy is not going to feel the
real heat until the Cowboys are in the playoffs, or
if they even missed the playoffs. Well, then he'll lose
the locker room. He won't be around, he'll be fired.
But McCarthy's worked for a bunch of different teams. You're
a football nomad in that world. Each year, it's like
shuffling the deck of cards at a casino, right, you
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reshuffle the day and Jerry Jones he also suggested that
he is fine with going through some trials and tribulations.
The struggle is real for Jerry and Jerry's world as
long as it's during the regular season if it means
better at playoff results. Clearly thinking there's some kind of
correlation causation situation. However, we know because we're adult, correlation
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does not imply causation. The other problem with that is
the Cowboys spoiler alert spoiler alert have been blown off
the field in games the last couple of years. They
have had no show performances in multiple games over recent seasons.
So it's not like they're trading. It's like, you know,
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you exchange something. I go to Costco. I had some
bread we bought that was covered in mold the next day,
so I gave it back. I don't need the bread anymore,
and I exchanged it for a new loaf of sour
dough bread. That was the exchange that was made. But
you don't exchange. It's not a one for one exchange, right,
It's like, yeah, you say, okay, we sucked in the
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We're gonna suck some games the regular season. We're gona
be great in the plays. Well, the Cowboys have sucked
in games during the regular season, and yeah, they've sucked.
Real talk. They've sucked in the playoffs. Also they've thrown
in the sponge like they did against the Green Bay Packers.
Although they did get Jordan Love paid and even Dak
Prescott got paid. Everyone gets paid, all right, Last word, malochow.
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Follow up, we go to Miami. Can you give me
the update the latest information on to a tongue of
eye law? Right now? How do you categorize the news
that came out that Tua has officially been placed on
the Dolphins injured reserve, That it's it's it's on. There
was some the right word is floundering, but there was
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some indecision. It did not happen immediately, but it has happened.
So how do you categorize to a tongue by low
officially going on the Dolphins injured reserve. So this is
a book keeping move, This is a clerical move. Miami officials,
all right, and both sides, everyone's kind of moving slowly here.
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No one's in a rush, right, Tuas posse Miami's front office.
They might be called the dolphins, but on this one
they're the manatees. Right. They're the sea cows, is what
they are. They're not fast dolphins spinning around. No, no, no, now,
these are sea cows. That's a manatee of insanity, is
what it is, which is also one of my nicknames.
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Slowly moving along as they contemplate the next move. And
you've got a lot of cooks in the kitchen, a
lot of people that got a finger in the pie.
You've got the medical people, the legal department, football ops
on the Miami side, and then on the TOAs side,
you've got Tua. Does he want to play? His family
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are they supportive of him playing? And also the people
that have latched on to tour, because all these pro
athletes have a bunch of followers and people that ride
their coattails, that make their living as associates of the player,
writing for the brand, latching on like leeches to suck
money out of the athlete's pockets. So all of those
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different factions will chime in on this one and we
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Begin with some hot Dallas cowboy talk. Because we know
what drives the ratings. We do broadcasting, not narrow casting.
We also know never a great idea to begin the
night until the playoffs talking baseball, not when the NFL
is going on. We're just settling in. It's a red
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eye flight all night and you are in for a
treat as we have bonus coverage, bonus coverage that I
know you're shocked by this, you're amazed by this. But
a emergency mini Mallar monologue by request dateline San Diego,
a key late season matchup between the cheating Astro and
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the Padres. And there was a lot of drama o
rama in San Diego. But there's only one thing in
this game, one thing from this game that we need
to talk about here. And it happened in the ninth
inning of the game in San Diego. Now, maybe you
saw it, maybe he didn't. I don't know where you're
watching baseball or not, but it involved a notorious figure
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in the sport of baseball, the great cheater of our time.
Well he's a little cheater, Jose al Bouve, as we
like to call him on this show. So top of
the ninth inning and al Touve was at bat. There
was a runner on second, two outs, the score was
tied three to three, So fine, that's the setup. Padres
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had Robert Suarez on the mound, one of their better
relief pitchers. Altuve was at the plate. Now he hit
what appeared to be an inning ending groundball to third base. Right,
pretty standard play, you don't think much of it. But
Altuve did not run out the play. Was he was
he hurt? Yeah, that's that's right. So was he No? No,
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he wasn't hurt. No, he stopped at home play. He
then he tried to get the attention of the home
plate umpire, gentleman named Brennan Miller. I have no idea
who this guy is, but he's the unplate umpire in
the story. Uh, so he directed the umpire say, listen,
I hit the ball off my foot. The ball hit
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off my foot before it entered the field of play,
and uh, if true, it should have been called the
foul ball. So Altuve then proceeds to get more upset,
almost like when they took away his trash cans back
in a few years back right with the investigation. So
he then starts arguing with the homeplate umpire in front
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of thousands of men, women, and children in San Diego.
He is then joined by the cheating as one thousand
and two, one thousand holes manager and altub It looked
if you watched the replay, it looked like he was
allowing the manager to kind of handle his business, which
is normal etiquette in baseball. But just when you thought
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the incident was going to be handled between the manager
and the ump the umpire in this case, Altuve then
did something shocking, something unbelievable on every level. This cheating
astro in front of thousands of people, took off not
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only his his shoe but also the sock on his
left foot, showing his butt naked left foot nudity, nudity
at the ballpark strippers of people too. Now he was ejected.
So the question for the Estame panel on this mini
malle monologue, all right, what is your reaction to the
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strip t show for Jose al touve or as we
call him, albouve. So my first thought is this made
my flesh crawl, right, it is utterly horrifying. Keep your
damn clothes on, Okay, Nobody wants to look at your little, disgusting,
smelly feet. Okay. And by the way, you don't know
who in the crowd in San Diego suffers from potophobia, okay,
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and that is the the the fear, a mental condition
involving feet. But it's on brand for Altube who he's
morally bankrupt, right, the cheating astro and all that, this
is also skullduggery. The other thought, I have confirmation, confirmation
that Rob Manford and Major League Baseball did not do
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the investigation justice into the cheating Astros. The only reason
they did anything was because of the whistleblower. But if
you're a Yank, if you're a Yank Yankee fan, right,
if you're a Yankee fan, Okay, I'm a Dodger guy.
Obviously I'm still upset by that years later, but a
Yankee fan should be outraged because Major League Baseball investigated,
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there was a ton of circumstantial evidence on the Internet
of Altuve in the America League Championship Series of twenty
seventeen using a buzzer. And the thing that stands out
and to me, this is confirmation that he was using
a buzzer. That that all of those stories that were
planted by useful idiots in the baseball media that carry
the water for the Astros and other you know, just
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baseball in general because they like their BBWA cards, the
Baseball Writers Association of American cards. Uh, it's a total sham.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
We were told, all right, we were told, I don't know,
I'm wrong on this. We were told that the reason
Altuve would not allow his teammates to pull the jersey
off after he hit a home run against the Yankees
in the alcs is he was too bashful, right, he
didn't want he didn't want people to see his bare chest,
and and that was the issue, right, and so he
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ran underneath. Of course, most people who have common sense
know that he likely ran underneath to rip the buzzer
off that he was using to cheat and hit the
home run against the Yankees. So here we are, all
these years later, and confirmation, confirmation that we were bamboozled,
and Major League Baseball they only scratched the surface on
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that investigation. Altuve, I guess he's not Bashman anymore. He's
like a Chippindale's dancer out there taking his damn clothes off.
Nobody wants to see your feet out to by. I
don't know how. It's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridigulous. It's embarrassing.
And I called for Major League Baseball to reopen the
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investigation and ban Altuve for life. Ban he's ass ban
out to it the guys, that cheater and your investigation
was a fraud. And it's embarrassing for everyone involved, is
what it is. It is absolutely embarrassing, and now I'm done.
It's Jake Warner would say, all right, it is the
ban Mahlor show. What a joke, What an Oh he's
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too bashful, he can't taking shirt. Oh yeah, my fat ass. Please.
He had no problem disgusting, crusty, smelly foot and I
gotta have nightmares. I won't be able to sleep because
of his thirty feet anyway, this is my nightmare. Now,
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what a joke there? It is. That's proof, that is
absolute proof. Al Tuves not bashful that he did run underneath.
It is more likely than not back at the American
League Championship Series he ran underneath to take the buzzer off.
There you go, ban him from baseball. Matt be Warrior
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Raider Fan and Tom Brady Rose Fancy's nudity from the
cheating Astros is a disgusting tradition which started with the
worst mascot in sports. Orbit. Yeah that's a pretty bad,
pretty bad mascot, no question about it.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Tom Ford as that condor.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Though Tom from Fulderston Wright Sin says jose Al Tube
should be punished. My recommendation is a lifetime band and
they must revoke the Astros. It'll be gotten championship. Yeah, well, listen,
it's not surprising. It is not surprising, but we have
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now confirmation. On a random night in September you and
I have now confirmed the Astros more likely than not
used the buzzer, and there's no real reason to think
they didn't. Al two A is not bashful at all,
not at all. He just did a strip tease in
front of men women. And what about the children? What
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about the children in San Diego? How many little kids
are gonna be scarred for the rest of their life
They had to see a cheater's big toe and his
crusty little toe. It's disgusting. Be careful, Ralphie again. I
want a puke in my mouth. The very thought of it,
the very thought of it. It's a ridiculous, ridiculous situation,
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and al Tube should be punished accordingly. Of course, Baseball
they'll probably give him a bonus or something like that.
That's normally how they operate. They we'll give you more money, yeah, yeah,
why not? You're cheated, Okay, we'll take you well, you
took your clothes off, Okay, we'll give you more money.
Why not? What the hell? All right? It is the
Ben Mahlor Show. As we press on a sweet heart
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kind of an offer, a sweetheart kind of an offer.
We will get to that coming up, but right now,
let's get caught up on everything going on in the
overnight and we say hello to games of note Garcia.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Do you know who was excited about seeing jose Al
two day's little piggies.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I've in the terrible because he's got like a a
little doll he likes about. Yeah, he does have a
foot fetish. That's true.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Now Lorainda doesn't know who this is, but there is
a former NFL coach who loves feet. His name is
Rex Ryan.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
I did hear about him?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Really beautiful feet. Yeah, he loves Now there is another
player in baseball history that famously took his clothes off, Eddie.
You remember during a game old.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
School Steve po Lions correct.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Steve Lyons with Dodger brought today, so did I? He
just worked for stuff for the Dodgers back in the day. Yeah,
he kept his clothes on when I worked with.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
Him, though, just uh you know under under garments there.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
It's under rused. It was a White Sox Tigers game
at old Tigers Stadium. I still remember it. It was
on this week in baseball. I'm still scarred by that.
Imagine the kids when they're my age, These little kids
who are little, little children now, and they're going to
grow up and they're going to have that memory of
that disgusting, crusty foot. Horrible. Absolutely, it's appalling, is what
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it is. Yeah, Yeah, I.
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It is now time for a nightly feature. Did the
White Sox lose?
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You can put it on the Yes, five.
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Of the Angels, Oh, the halos, you can light the
halo up on that one. Hell yeah, one hundred and
sixteen losses now for Chicago, five away from breaking the
all time record for loss in a season with ten
games left to go.
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You can do it. We believe in you. Yes, make magic,
make it. Do it for the big hurt. Do it
for the big hurt. Come on, Ozzie. In all the
legends of White Sox baseball gone by Paul Knerko, where
have you gone, Paul kinerk Old Baines, Oh, the great
Harold Mains. Who could forget Harold Baines? A legend? Black
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Jack McDowell, Great White Sox back in the day. Right,
all right, it is the Ban Malors Show. As we
are settling in for the journey overnight here ranting and
raving and glad you have chosen to spend some time
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We'll go to football going into this weekend, the Steelers
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and Chargers get together. Chargers have spent the week on
the East Coast. They were in North Carolina this week
getting ready for that game. Still are I believe? Why
would they leave? But that's the matchup? And did you
know that the La Slash San Diego Chargers. The Chargers
have an eight game winning streak when playing in the
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Eastern time zone. That is the third longest by a
Pacific time Zone team since the Murder. So the Chargers
have had some different coaches in this time, but they
have consistently been able to win games on the East Coast.
Will that streak continue when they have a date with
Justin Fields and the pet Marg Steelers on Sunday. The
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all time record, I believe is thirteen that goes back
to the Joe Montana forty nine ers of the nineteen eighties,
but the current chargers with Justin Herbert and many others
have had some success on the East Coast. Maui writes
and says, what's a buzzer? Wow? This is I think
he's a fan of the cheating a blank bike bank
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bike bike holes. So you probably wouldn't know, right, You
wouldn't know what a buzzer is because al Toube kept
his shirt on. He has no problem showing you is
disgusting toenails. Spock's Weed writes in he's demanding I calm down,
He says, calm down, your heart. It's for your own
good and the rest of us would be lost without you.
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You'd be fine. I guarantee, I know what happens when
I'm not here. They'll put a can of soup on here.
They did when I when I left the last time.
They'll put another can of soup on here. Let's see
who else you have about? Cowboy Drew says, you're losing
your mind. You're going to have to see a shrink.
Uh No, the only thing I have seen that shrinks
is Jose Altuve. Uh that's it. That is all. Who else?
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We have our buddy from Vegas, writes, and he says, hey,
Maler is the new caller that Dick and Dayton warned
you about the Dave that they call Dave from Dayton.
Now yeah, no, that's uh. And he's requested to drop there, Loreen.
He wants these that day they call him Dave from
from Dayton. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Further, what's that poop in one hand wishing the other
feels faster?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
All right?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
You know that before I can get the drop told.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Me all the time.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
Yeah wait he seriously he yeah, no, never, you've never
heard that.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No, Eddie, you got to get out a little bit.
Everyone's heard that. I mean, how do you the things?
You live a very sheltered life, Eddie, I don't understand.
You got to get out a little more see the world.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
That Yeah, it's coming from the guy who you know
hates people and you know he does go to Disneyland.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah that's right, that's a that's a fake world. I mean,
but you like you had no idea. Kids like remember
I was a couple of weeks ago. I'm still getting
messages from people in radio. Eddie didn't realize kids like
at eleven have smartphones like you? How do you not
know that?
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I don't have kids, Okay, I got it, But just
being around at Disneyland, aren't there kids there? Aren't they
on their phones?
Speaker 8 (30:40):
I don't know about eleven year olds? No, I don't
think so.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, all right? Uh, ferk Duck says, you're damn right,
Angels beat the White Sox say it loud, say it,
proud Mark from Queen's right, since says, has it the
tiny cheeter Albouve has rampant jock itch and foot oder
did not say the nasty tiny double play? Atts he
(31:08):
send that out on exe coup. According to Mark and Queens,
al Tuve risked the health of the home plate umpire
uh and anyone who was in that area, in that vicinity,
they could be in danger of picking up jock itch
and a foul odor from the foot of al Bouvey.
(31:29):
Scrooge right, since this ben What's more scary is that
al Bouve could likely be in the Hall of Fame
before Pete Rose absolutely disgusting. Baseball should be ashamed of himself.
Now he's not a Hall of Famer because everything he's
done is phony and you can't put a guy like
that in the Hall of Fame. Not in the Hall
of Fame. No no, no, no, no, no, no no
(31:50):
no no, to infinity and beyond, to infinity and beyond.
But I love this story from college football Marshall University.
I was just talking in our production meeting. We don't
talk enough Marshall football. We just don't on this show.
We need to correct that. We need to talk more
about the thundering Herd. So Marshall University has a game
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this weekend where they will lose by a gazillion points,
or at least they're supposed to lose by gazillion points.
Marshall plays the Ohio State University. So you assume, just
based on the history, the Buck guys will dot the
I and they'll win that game and they can pick
their final score and all that. Well. The head coach
(32:34):
at Marshall, who you likely don't know, right, Why would
you who unless you happen to live in that area,
somebody named Charles Huff. Now I do not know who
Charles Huff is, but I like the guy I'm learning
about him, and I like the guy. I hope he
does well at Marshall because in the lead up to
Ohio State and Marshall, the head coach at that university
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in West Virginia. There, he had an offer. He said,
this is Charles Hoff, head football coach at Marshall. He said, quote,
we'd love to have some of those guys from Ohio
State down. So if they want to transfer on down,
we've got And then he made an offer. He said
at nil offer Tutor's biscuit. Nil. Now, I've not been
(33:21):
to West Virginia, but I'm told these are amazing. These biscuits,
like the greatest biscuits. The Holy land for the biscuit
is in West Virginia. Now, I've had Southern biscuits when
I've been to the South, and I've enjoyed them. I've
not been to West Virginia to have the Tutor's biscuit. Anyway,
the coach at Marshall, Charles Uff, said, all you can
eat biscuits. So if any of those guys that really
(33:44):
really run fast, really fast at Ohio State like Tutor's biscuits,
I promise you all you can eat all day.
Speaker 8 (33:52):
If you're hungry, we are hungry for more.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And that is a great offer because it's wonderful on
two levels. It's promoting the biscuit business in West Virginia. Secondly,
it's encouraging nil transfers. And then I guess, as an
added bonus, if you are really fast at Ohio State
and you eat all you can eat biscuits, you will
no longer be that fast. Right, So yeah, you're no
(34:17):
longer going to have the speed. It's not gonna be
part of your game. I thought that was a music time.
Now for the who am I game? A Layton attempt
to get you to listen a little bit longer, And
here is the who am I? Game? So Lamar Jackson
has become the fifth quarterback in NFL history to win
(34:37):
the MVP one season and then start the next season
zero to two. Only five MVPs have ever done this.
They normally don't suck following winning the MVP. But Lamar Jackson,
fifth quarterback in NFL history, y shuck, win the MVP
one year and then start the next season zero to two.
He's the first since me among MVP us to start
(35:00):
zero to two following the MVP season. Who am I?
That is the question? The answer. We'll get to it,
and we will do it.
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It's Ben Maler.
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And here is the who amigame? This a blatant attempt
to get you to listen a little bit longer. Who Well,
I'll tell you in a second. It's the who am
I game? I can't tell you now because I have to.
I'm teasing. I'm tasing it. I'll give you the question.
Lamar Jackson. Congratulations, Lamar, you have become the fifth quarterback
in the history of the National Football League to win
(36:08):
the MVP one season and then start the next season
zero to two. The first since me who am I
that is the question, and what is the answer? And
let's see does anyone know the answers? Anyone know the answer?
Willie Joe Namath guest by Baker, Matt Sunnin from alf
(36:35):
the Alien Opiner. Who else do we have a late
night drug tester? One was Scottie Bowman, who is ninety
one today.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Scott. I interviewed him often when he was coaching the
penguins and the red Wings back in the day, and
he was old then but still still hanging out with us.
Cowboy Killer says the Pride of John Muir High School
in Pasadena, Well not quite Pasadena close. Stacey Augman guests
by the Cowboy Killer, Boomer Asiasin from og Art puffin
(37:06):
Latino Heat, Eddie Guerrero guests by Rob in Vegas Emo,
Jimmy Buckets from Nick that's his answer, Wes Cannon Legend,
John Moxon Bond Girl, Jane Seymour from I forty Ian
that's his answer. Terry in England says, is it al
Bouve's biscuit foot? That's about what it looks like. That
(37:30):
is disgusting and that's I believe that's his foot. There
were forty four thousand souls over forty four thousand the
attendance in San Diego. Can he be brought up on
criminal charges for public nudity? That's disgusting? Vince Ferragamo Guests
by Chris in des Moines. A Ram legend from back
in the day, Peyton Peyton Manning. Guess by Andy from
(37:51):
lion O Lakes. Ricky Vaughan from Steve the Misplaced San Diegan.
It's gotta be Rams Gray, Chris Everett Racking the Romster.
He hated Sacramento. That's stuck in Sacramento's answer, shoeless Joe
Jackson Guess by Robbie the Mariner Fan Mary kay Cabot
(38:12):
from Shane and des Moines. Jeff Spaccoli, Yes, by Rich
we have Spaccoli's in a hot tub or a cold
tub right now? The Great Martin. Why so, I think
it's part of the payroll here. Mark Moseley, Oh yeah,
that's a good one, Mark Mosley. There will never be
an well I say, there will never be another kicker
to win the MVP, but this is the year of
the kicker. If ever a kicker should win the MVP
(38:35):
after two weeks, you would say, this is the year, Eddie.
Do you have an answer? Lamar Jackson just the fifth
quarterback in NFL history to win the MVP one season
and then start the next year zho and two. He's
the first to do it since me.
Speaker 8 (38:49):
Let's go with Carolina Panthers legend. Cam Newton.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Is it Cam fig Newton?
Speaker 5 (38:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
That is incorrect, bad job by you. The correct answer
a man that used to bag groceries in Iowa. Kurt Warner.
That's right, Kurt Warner, the greatest show on turf, the
Old Saint Louis Rams. Warner won the MVP in twenty one.
(39:17):
He then started zero to four the following year in
twenty oh two. He got hurt in the fourth game,
so he didn't finish it. But Warner made six starts
that season in twenty oh two, and the Rams they
lost all of his starts every start that Warner had
that year. The Saint Louis Rams lost the year after
(39:39):
he won the MVP. The other MVPs to get off
to bad starts, like Lamar, Joe Thizman with the Washington
Redskins in eighty four, Brian Site with the Cleveland Browns
in eighty one, Why a tittle? You know you're on
a list, a big list win. Why a tittle with
the nineteen sixty four giants on that as well? So lamar,
(40:02):
good company to be in, a good job by you, Lamar,
way to go, buddy, outstanding
Here we go. Welcome. It's our numb bur of the
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pay you the big money. And I thank them for that.
I thank them for that. So here in hour number one,
Mike Zimmer and Mike McCarthy, well, they disagree with Micah Parsons.
There's a disagreement on what went wrong for Dallas. Micah
(00:44):
Parsons saying the guys didn't play hard. Who's side are
you on? Jerry Jones also says Mike McCarthy's lame duck
status his contract runs out at the end of the year,
did not impact the Cowboys blowout loss to the New
Orleans Football team. Your ryak shan to that. Also, how
do you categorize to a tongue of by low up
officially going on injured reserve. We'll get to all of
(01:06):
that and much more right now here. It is our
number one.
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We'll later this hour we'll have an emergency Mallord monologue,
but we're not gonna start with that. Our lead this
hour from the world. We all live in the world,
the magical, mystical place, though a little neighborhood called Jerry's World.
Oh yeah, hi drama. After the Cowboys were eviscerated by
(02:54):
the Saints. That's not very nice, Micah Parsons. Now he
chose to do not tow the company line. Michaeh Parsons,
What did he do? He did not bite his tongue. No,
and that makes for good talk radios. So if you
heard this, you know where I'm going, But maybe not so.
Michah Parsons, the face of the Cowboys defense. Michah Parsons,
(03:16):
he said recently following the loss to the New Orleans
football team that it wasn't a scheme issue, that this
was not a coaching situation where Mike Zimmer, the old
Viking coach who's back in Dallas as the defensive coordinator,
that he screwed up. Parsons claimed that the coaching staff
called a pretty good game. That's what he said. Now.
(03:38):
Micah believed that the Dallas defense. Quote just got out played.
Quote continues, he said everyone didn't play to one hundred
percent close. Quote. Now, how do you think that went
over inside the walls of Jerry's world? Yeah? Not not good.
(04:00):
So you had both coach Mike McCarthy and defensive cornator
Mike Zimmer disagree wholeheartedly, not just partially, wholeheartedly disagree, a
full throated disagreement to Micah Parson's assessment of what went wrong.
So the finger pointing is underweight.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Zimmer specifically highlighted the Saints' offense just being quicker off
the snap than the Dallas defense, but did not believe
that the effort was the problem. Mike McCarthy had similar comments.
So let us discuss. You've got it, he said, he said,
He said. Situation. You got Mike Zimmer and Mike McCarthy
on one side of the room, and there's a great divide,
(04:40):
and then the other side of the room you've got
Micah Parsons, who's in disagreement on what went wrong for
Dallas to get blown off the field by a mediocre
Saints team. So whose side are you on? Whose side
are you on? I've got x's and o's Bible made
(05:01):
and Manatee, and we will combine all of these things
together and provide you in audio lifeline. So A these
scales now, I used the Malord scale of truth, justice
and the sports talk radio way for this, and the
scales are leaning heavily in the direction of Micah Parsons.
(05:22):
That's who we side with. We stand with the player.
We stand with Micah Parsons, unfiltered against the better judgment
of the Dallas Cowboys PR department. But the Cowboys provided
a rather unpleasant stench on the field, and in large
part not because they're not as talented as the Saints
(05:44):
or even more talented. They just didn't play with the
proper amount of effort. They did not play hard. It
was Ernest Hemingway who said, never confused movement with action.
The Cowboys had movement, there just wasn't much action there
Dallas defenders. When I was slipping this game and then
(06:04):
it was Alvin Kamara running through the Cowboy defense, Dallas
defenders were essentially running. They were running from the grind
is what they were doing. Over the years, I have
had many coaches in the world of football and basketball
in particular, not so much baseball but mostly in basketball
and mostly in baseball, who have told me that the
(06:26):
margins are so thin in the industrial complex of their
wing of professional sports that if you merely work hard,
you will have a shot in every game. Right. That
talent is wonderful to the currency of professional sports, But
all it does is give you a head start. You
(06:48):
still have to work and put the work in and
all that stuff, and if you don't, the hard work
will end up beating the talent when the talent lollygags,
and there was a whole lot of You know, I
understand the side of Mike McCarthy and Mike Zimmer. While
they're wrong, they're lying. I don't believe they're telling the truth.
Zimmer and McCarthy cannot, under any means say the Cowboys
(07:11):
didn't play hard. Can't do it. It's verboten, right. It's
against the teachings of the x's and o's Bible of coaching,
the X's and O's Bible of coaching. It is a
forbidden taboo. It is lack of effort and hustle is
a direct indictment of the coaching staff. It is a
reflection of their work that they are not able to
(07:33):
provide the proper smelling salts to get the team ready
to play. That the simple root of sport, playing with
max effort, which does not require athletic ability. You don't
have to have athletic ability to play hard. You're not
allowed to say as a coach your team didn't play
hard because that is a green light to fire the
(07:54):
coach when you say that. All right, now, staying with
the Cowboys, Page two. Here, Jerry Jones on his weekly
radio show Jered said that Mike McCarthy's lame duck status
quack wack wlacka wlack, why his lame duck status did
not did not impact the Cowboys and that blowout loss
(08:15):
to the Saints over the weekend. What is your reaction
to the comments by mister Jones, So, Jerry, on this one,
he's playing a game called old Maid, which is appropriate,
so old bar game, old Maid calling a spade a spade.
It is impossible to argue that would be great better
talk radio, be much more interesting to say, Ah, Jerry's
(08:38):
blowing smoke here. McCarthy is not going to feel the
real heat until the Cowboys are in the playoffs, or
if they even missed the playoffs. Well, then he'll lose
the locker room. He won't be around, he'll be fired.
But McCarthy's worked for a bunch of different teams. You're
a football nomad in that world. Each year, it's like
shuffling the deck of cards at a casino, right, you
(08:59):
reshuffle the day and Jerry Jones he also suggested that
he is fine with going through some trials and tribulations.
The struggle is real for Jerry and Jerry's world as
long as it's during the regular season if it means
better at playoff results. Clearly thinking there's some kind of
correlation causation situation. However, we know because we're adult, correlation
(09:21):
does not imply causation. The other problem with that is
the Cowboys spoiler alert spoiler alert have been blown off
the field in games the last couple of years. They
have had no show performances in multiple games over recent seasons.
So it's not like they're trading. It's like, you know,
(09:42):
you exchange something. I go to Costco. I had some
bread we bought that was covered in mold the next day,
so I gave it back. I don't need the bread anymore,
and I exchanged it for a new loaf of sour
dough bread. That was the exchange that was made. But
you don't exchange. It's not a one for one exchange, right,
It's like, yeah, you say, okay, we sucked in the
(10:02):
We're gonna suck some games the regular season. We're gona
be great in the plays. Well, the Cowboys have sucked
in games during the regular season, and yeah, they've sucked.
Real talk. They've sucked in the playoffs. Also they've thrown
in the sponge like they did against the Green Bay Packers.
Although they did get Jordan Love paid and even Dak
Prescott got paid. Everyone gets paid, all right, Last word, malochow.
(10:22):
Follow up, we go to Miami. Can you give me
the update the latest information on to a tongue of
eye law? Right now? How do you categorize the news
that came out that Tua has officially been placed on
the Dolphins injured reserve, That it's it's it's on. There
was some the right word is floundering, but there was
(10:47):
some indecision. It did not happen immediately, but it has happened.
So how do you categorize to a tongue by low
officially going on the Dolphins injured reserve. So this is
a book keeping move, This is a clerical move. Miami officials,
all right, and both sides, everyone's kind of moving slowly here.
(11:08):
No one's in a rush, right, Tuas posse Miami's front office.
They might be called the dolphins, but on this one
they're the manatees. Right. They're the sea cows, is what
they are. They're not fast dolphins spinning around. No, no, no, now,
these are sea cows. That's a manatee of insanity, is
what it is, which is also one of my nicknames.
(11:29):
Slowly moving along as they contemplate the next move. And
you've got a lot of cooks in the kitchen, a
lot of people that got a finger in the pie.
You've got the medical people, the legal department, football ops
on the Miami side, and then on the TOAs side,
you've got Tua. Does he want to play? His family
(11:52):
are they supportive of him playing? And also the people
that have latched on to tour, because all these pro
athletes have a bunch of followers and people that ride
their coattails, that make their living as associates of the player,
writing for the brand, latching on like leeches to suck
money out of the athlete's pockets. So all of those
(12:15):
different factions will chime in on this one and we
will see where it goes. It is the Ben Mallord Show,
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greatest scandal in my life in sports, that we only
(13:23):
got a little of the story, and now we know
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Begin with some hot Dallas cowboy talk. Because we know
what drives the ratings. We do broadcasting, not narrow casting.
We also know never a great idea to begin the
night until the playoffs talking baseball, not when the NFL
is going on. We're just settling in. It's a red
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eye flight all night and you are in for a
treat as we have bonus coverage, bonus coverage that I
know you're shocked by this, you're amazed by this. But
a emergency mini Mallar monologue by request dateline San Diego,
a key late season matchup between the cheating Astro and
(16:01):
the Padres. And there was a lot of drama o
rama in San Diego. But there's only one thing in
this game, one thing from this game that we need
to talk about here. And it happened in the ninth
inning of the game in San Diego. Now, maybe you
saw it, maybe he didn't. I don't know where you're
watching baseball or not, but it involved a notorious figure
(16:24):
in the sport of baseball, the great cheater of our time.
Well he's a little cheater, Jose al Bouve, as we
like to call him on this show. So top of
the ninth inning and al Touve was at bat. There
was a runner on second, two outs, the score was
tied three to three, So fine, that's the setup. Padres
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had Robert Suarez on the mound, one of their better
relief pitchers. Altuve was at the plate. Now he hit
what appeared to be an inning ending groundball to third base. Right,
pretty standard play, you don't think much of it. But
Altuve did not run out the play. Was he was
he hurt? Yeah, that's that's right. So was he No? No,
(17:10):
he wasn't hurt. No, he stopped at home play. He
then he tried to get the attention of the home
plate umpire, gentleman named Brennan Miller. I have no idea
who this guy is, but he's the unplate umpire in
the story. Uh, so he directed the umpire say, listen,
I hit the ball off my foot. The ball hit
(17:31):
off my foot before it entered the field of play,
and uh, if true, it should have been called the
foul ball. So Altuve then proceeds to get more upset,
almost like when they took away his trash cans back
in a few years back right with the investigation. So
he then starts arguing with the homeplate umpire in front
(17:52):
of thousands of men, women, and children in San Diego.
He is then joined by the cheating as one thousand
and two, one thousand holes manager and altub It looked
if you watched the replay, it looked like he was
allowing the manager to kind of handle his business, which
is normal etiquette in baseball. But just when you thought
(18:15):
the incident was going to be handled between the manager
and the ump the umpire in this case, Altuve then
did something shocking, something unbelievable on every level. This cheating
astro in front of thousands of people, took off not
(18:37):
only his his shoe but also the sock on his
left foot, showing his butt naked left foot nudity, nudity
at the ballpark strippers of people too. Now he was ejected.
So the question for the Estame panel on this mini
malle monologue, all right, what is your reaction to the
(19:02):
strip t show for Jose al touve or as we
call him, albouve. So my first thought is this made
my flesh crawl, right, it is utterly horrifying. Keep your
damn clothes on, Okay, Nobody wants to look at your little, disgusting,
smelly feet. Okay. And by the way, you don't know
who in the crowd in San Diego suffers from potophobia, okay,
(19:26):
and that is the the the fear, a mental condition
involving feet. But it's on brand for Altube who he's
morally bankrupt, right, the cheating astro and all that, this
is also skullduggery. The other thought, I have confirmation, confirmation
that Rob Manford and Major League Baseball did not do
(19:49):
the investigation justice into the cheating Astros. The only reason
they did anything was because of the whistleblower. But if
you're a Yank, if you're a Yank Yankee fan, right,
if you're a Yankee fan, Okay, I'm a Dodger guy.
Obviously I'm still upset by that years later, but a
Yankee fan should be outraged because Major League Baseball investigated,
(20:12):
there was a ton of circumstantial evidence on the Internet
of Altuve in the America League Championship Series of twenty
seventeen using a buzzer. And the thing that stands out
and to me, this is confirmation that he was using
a buzzer. That that all of those stories that were
planted by useful idiots in the baseball media that carry
the water for the Astros and other you know, just
(20:35):
baseball in general because they like their BBWA cards, the
Baseball Writers Association of American cards. Uh, it's a total sham.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
We were told, all right, we were told, I don't know,
I'm wrong on this. We were told that the reason
Altuve would not allow his teammates to pull the jersey
off after he hit a home run against the Yankees
in the alcs is he was too bashful, right, he
didn't want he didn't want people to see his bare chest,
and and that was the issue, right, and so he
(21:02):
ran underneath. Of course, most people who have common sense
know that he likely ran underneath to rip the buzzer
off that he was using to cheat and hit the
home run against the Yankees. So here we are, all
these years later, and confirmation, confirmation that we were bamboozled,
and Major League Baseball they only scratched the surface on
(21:26):
that investigation. Altuve, I guess he's not Bashman anymore. He's
like a Chippindale's dancer out there taking his damn clothes off.
Nobody wants to see your feet out to by. I
don't know how. It's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridigulous. It's embarrassing.
And I called for Major League Baseball to reopen the
(21:47):
investigation and ban Altuve for life. Ban he's ass ban
out to it the guys, that cheater and your investigation
was a fraud. And it's embarrassing for everyone involved, is
what it is. It is absolutely embarrassing, and now I'm done.
It's Jake Warner would say, all right, it is the
ban Mahlor show. What a joke, What an Oh he's
(22:10):
too bashful, he can't taking shirt. Oh yeah, my fat ass. Please.
He had no problem disgusting, crusty, smelly foot and I
gotta have nightmares. I won't be able to sleep because
of his thirty feet anyway, this is my nightmare. Now,
(22:31):
what a joke there? It is. That's proof, that is
absolute proof. Al Tuves not bashful that he did run underneath.
It is more likely than not back at the American
League Championship Series he ran underneath to take the buzzer off.
There you go, ban him from baseball. Matt be Warrior
(22:53):
Raider Fan and Tom Brady Rose Fancy's nudity from the
cheating Astros is a disgusting tradition which started with the
worst mascot in sports. Orbit. Yeah that's a pretty bad,
pretty bad mascot, no question about it.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Tom Ford as that condor.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Though Tom from Fulderston Wright Sin says jose Al Tube
should be punished. My recommendation is a lifetime band and
they must revoke the Astros. It'll be gotten championship. Yeah, well, listen,
it's not surprising. It is not surprising, but we have
(23:34):
now confirmation. On a random night in September you and
I have now confirmed the Astros more likely than not
used the buzzer, and there's no real reason to think
they didn't. Al two A is not bashful at all,
not at all. He just did a strip tease in
front of men women. And what about the children? What
(23:55):
about the children in San Diego? How many little kids
are gonna be scarred for the rest of their life
They had to see a cheater's big toe and his
crusty little toe. It's disgusting. Be careful, Ralphie again. I
want a puke in my mouth. The very thought of it,
the very thought of it. It's a ridiculous, ridiculous situation,
(24:18):
and al Tube should be punished accordingly. Of course, Baseball
they'll probably give him a bonus or something like that.
That's normally how they operate. They we'll give you more money, yeah, yeah,
why not? You're cheated, Okay, we'll take you well, you
took your clothes off, Okay, we'll give you more money.
Why not? What the hell? All right? It is the
Ben Mahlor Show. As we press on a sweet heart
(24:39):
kind of an offer, a sweetheart kind of an offer.
We will get to that coming up, but right now,
let's get caught up on everything going on in the
overnight and we say hello to games of note Garcia.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Do you know who was excited about seeing jose Al
two day's little piggies.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I've in the terrible because he's got like a a
little doll he likes about. Yeah, he does have a
foot fetish. That's true.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Now Lorainda doesn't know who this is, but there is
a former NFL coach who loves feet. His name is
Rex Ryan.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
I did hear about him?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Really beautiful feet. Yeah, he loves Now there is another
player in baseball history that famously took his clothes off, Eddie.
You remember during a game old.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
School Steve po Lions correct.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Steve Lyons with Dodger brought today, so did I? He
just worked for stuff for the Dodgers back in the day. Yeah,
he kept his clothes on when I worked with.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
Him, though, just uh you know under under garments there.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
It's under rused. It was a White Sox Tigers game
at old Tigers Stadium. I still remember it. It was
on this week in baseball. I'm still scarred by that.
Imagine the kids when they're my age, These little kids
who are little, little children now, and they're going to
grow up and they're going to have that memory of
that disgusting, crusty foot. Horrible. Absolutely, it's appalling, is what
(25:56):
it is. Yeah, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
It is now time for a nightly feature. Did the
White Sox lose?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
You can put it on the Yes, five.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Of the Angels, Oh, the halos, you can light the
halo up on that one. Hell yeah, one hundred and
sixteen losses now for Chicago, five away from breaking the
all time record for loss in a season with ten
games left to go.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You can do it. We believe in you. Yes, make magic,
make it. Do it for the big hurt. Do it
for the big hurt. Come on, Ozzie. In all the
legends of White Sox baseball gone by Paul Knerko, where
have you gone, Paul kinerk Old Baines, Oh, the great
Harold Mains. Who could forget Harold Baines? A legend? Black
(26:55):
Jack McDowell, Great White Sox back in the day. Right,
all right, it is the Ban Malors Show. As we
are settling in for the journey overnight here ranting and
raving and glad you have chosen to spend some time
with us.
Speaker 8 (27:10):
We do thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
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fun fun fun fun fact alight, a fun fact here
We'll go to football going into this weekend, the Steelers
(27:32):
and Chargers get together. Chargers have spent the week on
the East Coast. They were in North Carolina this week
getting ready for that game. Still are I believe? Why
would they leave? But that's the matchup? And did you
know that the La Slash San Diego Chargers. The Chargers
have an eight game winning streak when playing in the
(27:53):
Eastern time zone. That is the third longest by a
Pacific time Zone team since the Murder. So the Chargers
have had some different coaches in this time, but they
have consistently been able to win games on the East Coast.
Will that streak continue when they have a date with
Justin Fields and the pet Marg Steelers on Sunday. The
(28:18):
all time record, I believe is thirteen that goes back
to the Joe Montana forty nine ers of the nineteen eighties,
but the current chargers with Justin Herbert and many others
have had some success on the East Coast. Maui writes
and says, what's a buzzer? Wow? This is I think
he's a fan of the cheating a blank bike bank
(28:41):
bike bike holes. So you probably wouldn't know, right, You
wouldn't know what a buzzer is because al Toube kept
his shirt on. He has no problem showing you is
disgusting toenails. Spock's Weed writes in he's demanding I calm down,
He says, calm down, your heart. It's for your own
good and the rest of us would be lost without you.
(29:02):
You'd be fine. I guarantee, I know what happens when
I'm not here. They'll put a can of soup on here.
They did when I when I left the last time.
They'll put another can of soup on here. Let's see
who else you have about? Cowboy Drew says, you're losing
your mind. You're going to have to see a shrink.
Uh No, the only thing I have seen that shrinks
is Jose Altuve. Uh that's it. That is all. Who else?
(29:24):
We have our buddy from Vegas, writes, and he says, hey,
Maler is the new caller that Dick and Dayton warned
you about the Dave that they call Dave from Dayton.
Now yeah, no, that's uh. And he's requested to drop there, Loreen.
He wants these that day they call him Dave from
from Dayton. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Further, what's that poop in one hand wishing the other
feels faster?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
All right?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
You know that before I can get the drop told.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Me all the time.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
Yeah wait he seriously he yeah, no, never, you've never
heard that.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No, Eddie, you got to get out a little bit.
Everyone's heard that. I mean, how do you the things?
You live a very sheltered life, Eddie, I don't understand.
You got to get out a little more see the world.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
That Yeah, it's coming from the guy who you know
hates people and you know he does go to Disneyland.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah that's right, that's a that's a fake world. I mean,
but you like you had no idea. Kids like remember
I was a couple of weeks ago. I'm still getting
messages from people in radio. Eddie didn't realize kids like
at eleven have smartphones like you? How do you not
know that?
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I don't have kids, Okay, I got it, But just
being around at Disneyland, aren't there kids there? Aren't they
on their phones?
Speaker 8 (30:40):
I don't know about eleven year olds? No, I don't
think so.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, all right? Uh, ferk Duck says, you're damn right,
Angels beat the White Sox say it loud, say it,
proud Mark from Queen's right, since says, has it the
tiny cheeter Albouve has rampant jock itch and foot oder
did not say the nasty tiny double play? Atts he
(31:08):
send that out on exe coup. According to Mark and Queens,
al Tuve risked the health of the home plate umpire
uh and anyone who was in that area, in that vicinity,
they could be in danger of picking up jock itch
and a foul odor from the foot of al Bouvey.
(31:29):
Scrooge right, since this ben What's more scary is that
al Bouve could likely be in the Hall of Fame
before Pete Rose absolutely disgusting. Baseball should be ashamed of himself.
Now he's not a Hall of Famer because everything he's
done is phony and you can't put a guy like
that in the Hall of Fame. Not in the Hall
of Fame. No no, no, no, no, no, no no
(31:50):
no no, to infinity and beyond, to infinity and beyond.
But I love this story from college football Marshall University.
I was just talking in our production meeting. We don't
talk enough Marshall football. We just don't on this show.
We need to correct that. We need to talk more
about the thundering Herd. So Marshall University has a game
(32:13):
this weekend where they will lose by a gazillion points,
or at least they're supposed to lose by gazillion points.
Marshall plays the Ohio State University. So you assume, just
based on the history, the Buck guys will dot the
I and they'll win that game and they can pick
their final score and all that. Well. The head coach
(32:34):
at Marshall, who you likely don't know, right, Why would
you who unless you happen to live in that area,
somebody named Charles Huff. Now I do not know who
Charles Huff is, but I like the guy I'm learning
about him, and I like the guy. I hope he
does well at Marshall because in the lead up to
Ohio State and Marshall, the head coach at that university
(32:59):
in West Virginia. There, he had an offer. He said,
this is Charles Hoff, head football coach at Marshall. He said, quote,
we'd love to have some of those guys from Ohio
State down. So if they want to transfer on down,
we've got And then he made an offer. He said
at nil offer Tutor's biscuit. Nil. Now, I've not been
(33:21):
to West Virginia, but I'm told these are amazing. These biscuits,
like the greatest biscuits. The Holy land for the biscuit
is in West Virginia. Now, I've had Southern biscuits when
I've been to the South, and I've enjoyed them. I've
not been to West Virginia to have the Tutor's biscuit. Anyway,
the coach at Marshall, Charles Uff, said, all you can
eat biscuits. So if any of those guys that really
(33:44):
really run fast, really fast at Ohio State like Tutor's biscuits,
I promise you all you can eat all day.
Speaker 8 (33:52):
If you're hungry, we are hungry for more.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And that is a great offer because it's wonderful on
two levels. It's promoting the biscuit business in West Virginia. Secondly,
it's encouraging nil transfers. And then I guess, as an
added bonus, if you are really fast at Ohio State
and you eat all you can eat biscuits, you will
no longer be that fast. Right, So yeah, you're no
(34:17):
longer going to have the speed. It's not gonna be
part of your game. I thought that was a music time.
Now for the who am I game? A Layton attempt
to get you to listen a little bit longer, And
here is the who am I? Game? So Lamar Jackson
has become the fifth quarterback in NFL history to win
(34:37):
the MVP one season and then start the next season
zero to two. Only five MVPs have ever done this.
They normally don't suck following winning the MVP. But Lamar Jackson,
fifth quarterback in NFL history, y shuck, win the MVP
one year and then start the next season zero to two.
He's the first since me among MVP us to start
(35:00):
zero to two following the MVP season. Who am I?
That is the question? The answer. We'll get to it,
and we will do it.
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Speaker 8 (35:44):
It's Ben Maler.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
And here is the who amigame? This a blatant attempt
to get you to listen a little bit longer. Who Well,
I'll tell you in a second. It's the who am
I game? I can't tell you now because I have to.
I'm teasing. I'm tasing it. I'll give you the question.
Lamar Jackson. Congratulations, Lamar, you have become the fifth quarterback
in the history of the National Football League to win
(36:08):
the MVP one season and then start the next season
zero to two. The first since me who am I
that is the question, and what is the answer? And
let's see does anyone know the answers? Anyone know the answer?
Willie Joe Namath guest by Baker, Matt Sunnin from alf
(36:35):
the Alien Opiner. Who else do we have a late
night drug tester? One was Scottie Bowman, who is ninety
one today.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Scott. I interviewed him often when he was coaching the
penguins and the red Wings back in the day, and
he was old then but still still hanging out with us.
Cowboy Killer says the Pride of John Muir High School
in Pasadena, Well not quite Pasadena close. Stacey Augman guests
by the Cowboy Killer, Boomer Asiasin from og Art puffin
(37:06):
Latino Heat, Eddie Guerrero guests by Rob in Vegas Emo,
Jimmy Buckets from Nick that's his answer, Wes Cannon Legend,
John Moxon Bond Girl, Jane Seymour from I forty Ian
that's his answer. Terry in England says, is it al
Bouve's biscuit foot? That's about what it looks like. That
(37:30):
is disgusting and that's I believe that's his foot. There
were forty four thousand souls over forty four thousand the
attendance in San Diego. Can he be brought up on
criminal charges for public nudity? That's disgusting? Vince Ferragamo Guests
by Chris in des Moines. A Ram legend from back
in the day, Peyton Peyton Manning. Guess by Andy from
(37:51):
lion O Lakes. Ricky Vaughan from Steve the Misplaced San Diegan.
It's gotta be Rams Gray, Chris Everett Racking the Romster.
He hated Sacramento. That's stuck in Sacramento's answer, shoeless Joe
Jackson Guess by Robbie the Mariner Fan Mary kay Cabot
(38:12):
from Shane and des Moines. Jeff Spaccoli, Yes, by Rich
we have Spaccoli's in a hot tub or a cold
tub right now? The Great Martin. Why so, I think
it's part of the payroll here. Mark Moseley, Oh yeah,
that's a good one, Mark Mosley. There will never be
an well I say, there will never be another kicker
to win the MVP, but this is the year of
the kicker. If ever a kicker should win the MVP
(38:35):
after two weeks, you would say, this is the year, Eddie.
Do you have an answer? Lamar Jackson just the fifth
quarterback in NFL history to win the MVP one season
and then start the next year zho and two. He's
the first to do it since me.
Speaker 8 (38:49):
Let's go with Carolina Panthers legend. Cam Newton.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Is it Cam fig Newton?
Speaker 5 (38:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
That is incorrect, bad job by you. The correct answer
a man that used to bag groceries in Iowa. Kurt Warner.
That's right, Kurt Warner, the greatest show on turf, the
Old Saint Louis Rams. Warner won the MVP in twenty one.
(39:17):
He then started zero to four the following year in
twenty oh two. He got hurt in the fourth game,
so he didn't finish it. But Warner made six starts
that season in twenty oh two, and the Rams they
lost all of his starts every start that Warner had
that year. The Saint Louis Rams lost the year after
(39:39):
he won the MVP. The other MVPs to get off
to bad starts, like Lamar, Joe Thizman with the Washington
Redskins in eighty four, Brian Site with the Cleveland Browns
in eighty one, Why a tittle? You know you're on
a list, a big list win. Why a tittle with
the nineteen sixty four giants on that as well? So lamar,
(40:02):
good company to be in, a good job by you, Lamar,
way to go, buddy, outstanding
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