October 31, 2025 • 41 mins
Ben Maller opens this Halloween show recapping Thursday Night Football and the Dolphins falling to Lamar and the Ravens, what this foreshadows for Tua Tagovailoa and Mike McDaniel, if this means the Ravens have turned a corner + a new edition of the “Who Am I Game?”
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.
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Welcome, it's our number one, our one, and happy halloweensooy
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Hey reminder, the weekend begins later today.
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Reunited here an Hour number one after a blowout loss
to the Baltimore Ravens. How's the stock looking for the Dolphins?
Dynamic duo of Tua Tongue of I looa and Mike
McDaniel as they were booed off the field speaking of
that a group of Dolphin fans were wearing paper bags
and shame, shame, any advice to the long suffering South
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Florida football fans, and have Lamar Jackson and the Ravens
figured out something as they now are of one to
two in a row. Lamar are looking really good in
the second half. All that and more right now here
it is our number one. Well, it turns out reports
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Speaker 1 (03:18):
So the curtain went up on week number nine. Now
week nine, look at that we have in our number
nine drop.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So week nine in the NFL schedule, you had Lamar Jackson,
who actually was going to play this week as opposed
to last week when he did psych I'm not playing.
The conspiracy theory that Lamar tapped out at the last
minute even though he had been medically cleared to played
and want to play two games in five days. Well,
he did want to play in Miami or the Miami era,
and not actually Miami proper. But Lamar leading the Baltimore
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buses the bus brigade into South Florida. So if you
saw this game was on Amazon Prime, so I know
some of our older listeners don't know how to get
on him. It was that thing of a jig on
the Amazon streaming that I don't understand what that is. Anyway,
we watched so you would not have to and lamar
Jackson action Jackson. No, he only had two hundred and
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four yards passing, which isn't all that sexy. That's not
that great. However, not one, not two, not three, but
four four touchdowns. I'm told that's good and so much
for the speculation that he was gonna come out be rusty.
The first half was not was not great. Game statistically
was being won by the Dolphins, even though the Ravens
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had the lead at halftime. The Dolphins won the statue,
but in the second half it was turnout. That's the
parties over for Miami. As the Ravens. What they did
is they gutted the Dolphins. They gutted them and then
they chopped them up in a little bite sized pieces
like sushi twenty eight to six the final on Thursday,
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and if you did watch Benny versus the Penny, the
other day the Thursday preview, we did get that one right.
Baltimore three and five. Now they in their second straight game,
and mathematically they are very much in the middle of
it in the AFC North, which is wide open, wide
open right now. Now, as per the norm tight end
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Mark Andrews the safety blanket for Lamar Jackson. He got
it done there a couple of touchdown catches. Dereck Henry
did not fumble one hundred nineteen yards on nineteen carries.
Al Michael's very excited when he crossed the rubicon on
one hundred yards on the broadcast. Now that said, you know,
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because you listen on the regular on the down low here,
you understand that the story from that game is not
the Baltimore Ravens success.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
The story here is on the Miami side.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The better story is in the losing the locker room
where the Dolphins drowned and to a tongue of bay
Loa stumbled and bumbled. Miami now two and seven to
and the Dolphins turned the ball over three times. It
was its interception and a couple of fumbles there in Miami.
On third down they went one of twelve. Why are
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you're being so mean? Seventeen percent doesn't seem very good
to me. You know, the Ravens had one of the
worst defenses in the NFL early in the year. They
got some guys back, and still that's a pathetic offensive
football by the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Considering the selling point.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Was you had the hot shot, genius coach and you
had the guy that was going to figure things out
too and all that.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, that is a good jumping off point.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So let us discuss the question after the blowout loss
to the Ravens how much stock? How much stock are
you buying and how much how's the stock looking? As
is a better way to how's the stock looking?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
For the Dolphins?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
And we're gonna focus in on the dynamic duo of
the coach and the quarterback. There's all kinds of rumors
flying in the overnight that there's gonna be some major
changes in Miami. The trade deadline is next week and
we'll get into it right now.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
My thoughts on.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I've got Tupperware, Ricky Martin, and Sesame Street, that's right,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make a pumpkin which we're gonna
carve up kind of like the Ravens carved up the
Dolphins in the second half. So a the duo, and
oh what a duo it is, my god?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh yeah, YoY uh to a tony by law, to
a tiny by law.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
And Mike McDaniel the coach. There, these same two geniuses
who we were told when they were put together, here
we're going to revolutionize offensive football with nothing but great offensive.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Motion and really good locker room vibes, really good. And
they went out there in an island game.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's right, it was an island game, and they got
pants pants by the Ravens in the second half, man
handled in Miami. The headline there, Mike McDaniel, ever the fashionist,
I thought this was the perfect way to dress if
you didn't see the game, or if you're blind like
Stevie meet Paul's.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Mike McDaniel look like, and I'm not making this up.
I'm not well, you're just gonna say whatever you say
is to be a hub berbal lee. You're just trying
to get ratings.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
No, Mike McDaniel looked like he had escaped from the
Dade County lock up. We'll have to check with our
Dade County expert there Billy aka weed Man Hippie to
see if that's the case. But Mike McDaniel, he didn't.
To me, he looked like he had just gotten out
of jail. He had the gray sweatpants, he had the
gray hoodie, and it looked like they were like skinny sweatpants.
(08:32):
I've never seen those. I have skinny jeans. They look
like these skinny sweatpants. Anyway, there you right out of
prison issue. That was what he was wearing. Their dolphin logo.
Though he did have the dolphin logo, so prison issue clothing,
which is fitting because this team gives you the feeling
that they're they're serving hard time. Welcome to the Who's Goal.
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And McDaniel loves to talk about controlling the controller. It's
one of his fallback cliches, control of the controllabulls, which is,
I guess, effort, attitude, focus, don't pull up Plaxico Burrus
and shoot yourself in the foot. All those appeared to
be lacking as the game went on. And maybe it
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was just my TV and they looked great on your TV,
but I saw them looking sloppy.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And as we.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Love to say, my favorite entree came from the late
great Mike Leach, my favorite all time college football coach,
Mike Leach, who said, you're either coaching it or you're
allowing it to happen. And the law firm of Tua
and McDaniel specializing in a combo dish. You've got turnovers
on one side of the plate and you have on
the other side. You've got blown opportunities. Now in terms
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of the stock, which is how we phrase this and
how we set this up. You know, how's the stock
looking for the Dolphins dynamic do how much of the
stock would you buy? Well, the stock is a penny stock.
We're not talking about Apple or Amazon, more like toys
r us go invest in tois Rous so the ninety
nine cents stores or Red Lobster. Right, you're investing in
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tupperware at this point, and it's leading one direction. We
are headed down the path, the garden path of Chapter
eleven bankruptcy.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
This thing's going to be dissolved here, this combination, and
all the.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Warning signs are flashing, and there's alarm bells going on woooooo,
just like you can you can almost hear them. Woooo
that's how they sound. And so if you look at
it in the wide angle lengths. It's if you're of
a certain age, it is fascinating to see the Dolphins
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who are on that big board. Not a list, not
a list terry ing, but a big board of teams
from your youth that used to dominate. And now you
tell someone who's young, a younger person, say, well, you know,
the Dolphins used to be good every year, and then
the Raiders used to be good every.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Who are you? You're a boomer? You know what I'm
telling you.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I think I remember living it. Maybe it was just
a dream. But if you look at the wide angle ends.
Since Don Schuler retired, now I realize it's been thirty years,
the Dolphins have had nine coaches, nine of them. Number
ten is already warming up in the bullpen right now
for Mike McDaniel. That includes interim coaches. Since Dan Marino
left and what was that ninety nine? Two thousand something
(11:22):
like that live ninety nine? Since Dan Marino left, the
Dolphins have had how many quarterbacks? Twenty five quarterbacks? A
parade of horribles. I know you should not be mean
to Cleo Lemon. I love the name Cleole Lemon. I
do It's a dessert actually in Fort Lauderdale, Jay Fiedler,
remember Ray Lucas did a tour of duty there. Ryan
Tannehill up more recently had Teddy Bridgewater. And there you go, now,
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Tua and Tua taking a page out of our old
boardop Roberto's playbook. There he's driving the struggle bus right
off I ninety five, boom into Biscayne Bay.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So the doomsday clock it's ticking. Tua is sprinting towards
the transfer portal. Well, they don't have a transfer portal in.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
The NFL, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
So, and you can see all along the sidelines the
telltale signs of a collapse. Having done this job more
than one time, we've seen it, you know. It's the
usual patterns where guys are slumped over. There's that blank
stare on the sidelines, the occasional helmet slam, the coach
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yelling at the players, there's isolation by certain players, all
that stuff, players running the wrong roots or routes, sloppy tackling,
check check check check check, no buy in. So it
is oh v E r over the whole house of
cards and their teal cards coming tumbling.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Down, down, down down, down, down down down down, down,
down down down. Now it is time for Miami to
go back to where the kissing booth.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
They got to go back to the kissing Why would
they go to the kissing But what are you crazy?
Because I learned this it was I think it was
in a Disney movie. You got to keep smooching frogs
until you find your prints. In this case, find a
coach who knows what he's doing in a quarterback and
knows what he's doing. And the prince, of course, might
be holding a clipboard and a headset. Now it's not
all bad news because I am very confident that Mike McDaniel,
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once he gets out of his prison Garb can go
read the New York Times on an NPR morning show
somewhere and bore people that listen to that crap. And
TUA he'll be giving sermons somewhere about trusting the process.
Of course, the process is broken. And if you know
how TUA gives a speech. Mike got more on that later.
Now turning the page. So one of the other storylines
(13:42):
here was the reaction of the fan the stadium emptied out.
It looked like a Dodger game in the seventh inning,
they were heading to the parking lot and al Michaels
had a good line on the Amazon broadcast. He says,
normally people leave the stadium early to beat the traffic,
but if you leave the stadium early in in Florida,
there in the South Florida area, you're actually gonna go
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into the traffic because everyone was leaving. And the question
is a group of Dolphin fans were wearing paper bags
in shame, paper bags in shame. They were three of
them lined up there, and then they were I'm sure
more than that, but any advice to the long suffering
South Florida football fan who supports the Miami Dolphins. So
(14:24):
I think we can market this. I think this is
a marketing opportunity and if you want to go into
it with me, and that's my idea. We can make
some T shirts and put like three or four jire
Bronis in paper bags, and then we're not going to
get the NFL trademark. They're not going to allow us
to use the trademark. So we'll just put them in
(14:45):
teal bright teal with like orange outline jerseys, but that's
not breaking the copyright. And then the slogan's gonna say
South Beach Bag Brigade, why not? And the nineteen eighty
eighteen eighty New Orleans Saints a tribute and I heard
Al Michaels mentioned this. What al Michael's left out, though,
(15:06):
is one of the reasons that the Saints fans turned
to the paper bag.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
At that time.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
There was a show called The Gong Show that was
very popular in America pop culture before the Internet.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
In the early eighties, late seventies, and.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
One of the big stars on The Gong Show was
a comedian known as the Unknown Comic, and his whole
shtick was he wore a paper bag on his head.
So the Saints fans really just copied the Unknown Comic
and then that became a thing. And I saw one
guy they showed even turned a popcorn bucket into.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
A mask of shame. A mask of shame. You can't
make it up.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
It was the tropical version of a football funeral played
out on the Amazon. And they've gone from back in
the old days, it was Miami vice when they had
Dan Marino and all that. Now it's Miami embarrassed with
Tua and the fans and these people are sunburned defeated
and yet paying premium prices to get kicked in the
(16:00):
face and the balls on a weekly basis. Now the
Malord advice here, and it's rather simple. I would advise
the Miami fans to go get a nice jet ski.
You might have to rent one if you don't know one,
Throw on the old banana hammock and knock down some
my ties and just enjoy yourself because that's the only
way you're surviving the misery. And spoiler alert, if you
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keep buying tickets for this garbage, you keep buying tickets,
you're part of the problem.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You're not the solution. You are the big dummy in
South Florida.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
These Mama Lukes who run these NFL teams, they do
not care. And it's really all of professional sports. I've
learned my jaded ways over the years, but I've seen
how they make the sausage and I'm telling you, they know.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That you're you're hooked.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
The people that run these teams do not care if
you're not entertained. They just want to reach into your
wallet and they know that if you're engaged, you're gonna watch.
And the Dolphins are undercover like the Jets and the Browns.
They just have better weather the Dolphins. If you look
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at the last thirty years, the Dolphins are side by side,
if you look at the Van Diagraham, they're right there
with the Jets and the Browns. They just have better
weather and they war more suntann lotion like the leprechaun.
But you do realize, I mean maybe you don't that
it's been almost twenty five years December of two thousand
since the football team in Miami won a playoff game.
(17:38):
That's a generation plus for the Dolphins. They haven't won
a playoff game. Dan Marino was still limping around, you
had Y two K, the Y two K bug was fresh,
and Ricky Martin was topping the charts. The last time
the Dolphins were the Kings. When even the Kings they
just won a playoff game. It's been even longer since
they won a Super Bowl. My gods.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So we say it calls for the Miami fans to
give the old a bomb, not an a rod an
a bomb.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Aka apathy with a capital A detach, disengage, Do not
post on social media about it, don't rant about it,
just stop caring because the person and this is important
lesson in life if you haven't learned it yet, the
person who cares less has the power. The person that
doesn't care controls the room. You tank the TV ratings,
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you dry up the merch, you send a message, right,
And this has happened the Dodgers, who are they're gonna
blow the World Series this year? But they've been great
every year. They're a playoff team and they find ways
to f this up most of the time. But the
Dodger fans boycotted the team, and Major League Baseball stepped
in and said, okay, we got to get rid of
this owner.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
And they did.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
They bought a new owner in and they gave. Of course,
they made the mistake of even the old owner of
the parking lots. But that's it. So I'm telling you
if the bean counters in Miami, if they see a
bunch of red and the Dolphins are in the red there,
the winds of change will be howling they will all right. Now,
last word on the Baltimore side, quickly, all right, on
the Baltimore side. So Lamar Jackson had not one, not two,
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not three, but four touchdown passes. As we said, he
averaged almost nine yards almost nine yards of pass. I
think the Dolphins were trying to play defense. It didn't
look like it. As that was his homecoming, we're told
a large contingent of the Lamar Jackson marching and Chaudo
societies who might imagine we're there, and Lamar did not disappoint.
It was a close game for a half. As we said,
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the Ravens then turned on the after burners.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
And up, up and away, Up, up and away.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
All right, Now, question, have Lamar Jackson and the Ravens
figured something out? Have they figured out something? That's the question.
So I'm nodding my head.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yes. If you're watching on the.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
YouTube channel, and we have two of them at Ben
Mahler Show and also at Benny Vspenny that is up
by the way. Now, if you want to watch the
week nine, don't do it now because I'm doing the show,
but later on. But in terms of the question, have
Lamar Jackson and the Ravens figured out something?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I am nodding my head. Yes.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Look, no style points. You know I'm a no style
points kind of guy. You don't get style points for
beating a team you were supposed to beat. You were
big road favorites. So I'm not gonna sit here and say, Wow, Bravo,
what a win. They did what adults do. They handled
their business. They didn't dominate the stat sheet. They just
dominated the scoreboard. It wasn't about the fantasy numbers, even
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though Lamar had four touchdowns. It was about stacking wins
like hotcakes. Lamar looked smooth, smooth as silk. In the
second half. You could feel that the Ravens were in
total control of the game in the second half.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And they weren't panicking.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Even at halftime they had a small lead, and they
really weren't playing all that well.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
In the second half.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
They just dissected the Dolphins, one drive at a time,
surgical and it is about time. Baltimore season has been
straight out of Dumb and Dumber. They drove halfway across
the NFL schedule in the wrong direction, but now they
figured out. They futched around with their GPS, they recalibrated
their GPS, and they're digging out of the hole.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
They're three and five.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
But the schedule ahead is all delicious dessert. It's Vikings, Browns, Jets, Bengals,
it's the hostess lineup. They've got cupcakes to the right,
ding dongs to the left, zingers over there, and fruit
pies everywhere. And for Lamar Jackson, this is turning into
a PBS classic, a Sesame Street type of football situation,
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as sunny days are sweeping the clouds away for the
Ravens and they are on their way to the penthouse
in the division and they're figuring out how to get
how to get to the very top of the standings
at the Mountain Peak, which I didn't know the AFC
North was in Sesame Street land, but apparently so. If
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Lamar keeps playing like this and the defense has figured
some stuff out, I'm not sure about that. The Dolphins
just kind of packed it in the second half. But
if any combination of those things happen, Baltimore is back
and they're in business there. They just need to keep it,
keep it simple, and just beat who you're supposed to be.
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We started with the Ravens and the Dolphins, mostly about
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Anything interesting off the grape line? I'm good on that.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I've gotten as many season assist letters in my life
as I want, and I haven't gotten one in a while.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I'm probably do for one of those. See what else
do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Not a Burner says, is this why Coop is off?
And I don't know what Coop is doing? I'm not
his bomb. Late Night Drug Tester said, these stands in
Miami will always stay filled. The owners will just trick
the public and say instead of a Dolphins game, messy
soccer team is playing here.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You go, Oh trick ration.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
According to the Late Night Drug Tester, not a Burner
is very active on X. He says been a major
retail stores are items underneath their shelves that have been
there for decades. The next discovery might be weed Man's teeth.
And he sent a story here. He said that a
Toys r Us employee found a boxed copy of Mario
(27:14):
Kart sixty four hidden under the shelf that had been
there for twenty two years. It's like a time capsule
twenty two years. Yeah, Gunner, Remember Gunn He used to
call a show. He worked at the Walmart in northern Minnesota,
and then he quit the show for unknown reasons. He's
become a YouTuber and he wants me to promote his
(27:37):
YouTube channel. I'd be happy to do that, Gunner. Send
it like six hundred thousand dollars to Fox Sports Radio.
I will promote your YouTube channel. No problem, No problem.
Doc Dan from Minnesota. He found the show in the hospital.
But the good news is he's out of the hospital
and don't have.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
To go back there.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Dan. So Doc Dan says, your Gong Show comment inspired
me the perfect Super Bowl halftime performer, Jeane Jane the
dancing Machine.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
It's not quite in the demo. Is there anyone that's.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Ripped off the unknown comic act? Obviously the unknown comic
long ago?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Is anyone doing that?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
A good bit, a little bit of shtick there random
Ryan writes in from Caroline. He says, don't forget sad face.
Jay Cutler getting ten million dollars for one year from
the Miami Dolphins, great moments in dolphin history. Terry in
England writes in and says, definitely not a list man.
That's right, Terry, it was not a list. Terry in England.
(28:33):
He says, you are not a list. He says, you
are not a list savant, and that is correct.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I'm not. Charlie in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Charlie writes in, and she says that Mike McDaniel will
be whacked. Well, she said fired. I like to think
whacks a better word. You know, it's a funnier word.
Mike m because you know these guys get paid anyway.
Who cares.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Mike McDaniel will be fired soon.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
And then she commented on an Aekman story that we'll
be talking about a little bit later in the hour.
And tiger Man in Utah, tiger Man, Big night. How
about that late night fireing? You see that LSU they
said bye bye to their athletic director after the governor
of Luise. I just love Southern Fried football. It's so good.
(29:20):
It's so outrageous. But the follow up that story quickly
because I saw Tiger Man. He loves LSU football, Baton Rouge.
So Scott Woodward has been excommunicated as the athletic director
at LSU because the governor, the governor Jeff Landry criticized
him earlier this week, and so now he's out, see
(29:40):
you later, baby, bye bye, and he's gone, which is
kind of kind of obvious that that would happen. I believe,
I mean, all things considered there, and I'll take a Yeah,
he's out.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
He's out.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
Aenie Meenie miney moe. Let's go to Daniel, who's in
Anaheim him in oc behind the Orange curtain. Hello, Daniel, welcome, Welcome, yo,
what's up man?
Speaker 5 (30:07):
My name is Daniel.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
I'm ana Hans Billy Bean.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
For three seasons now, I'd be every expert, including you
guys as Fox, ESPN, the Ringer, freaking MLB parat Goole,
AI got down everything on the planet when it comes
to teams making postseason by young MVP and guess what
this season I put the goddamn who jays on my
(30:32):
top twelve congratulations. Dan.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Now, can we can we get a I would like
I don't want to do a list. Can we get
a big board of what you've been drinking tonight?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, we're gonna need what do we I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I'm going whiskey for a thousand, anyway, bring you one
in on this show.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
For sixteen hundred? Medello?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
What about you?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Loreno? What do you think this guy's going dirty? Mind?
He just gave it away. We're trying to play a game, Daniel.
How about how when when did you start drinking when?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
No? No, no, no about like about an hour two hours ago?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Two hours. That means he started at two o'clock. That
means he says two hours, he meant two o'clock. Right,
don't lie to me, Daniel calling y'all.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
I'm just calling y'all told me to call back, And.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
How was that working.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I've never I've never spoken to you at all. You've
confused this. I don't know who you were talking to,
who you were listening to. You must be you were
so hammered you think the magic radio box is talking
to you.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
No, I know that you know the important people and
people that actually matter in the sport are listening to
me because yes, been ahead of them.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Well, those are those are those are the voices.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Those are the voices though in your head, Daniel, These
are the voices in your head.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
They are talking to you.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
So let me riddle me this batman. Daniel.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Okay, So you're so good at picking him, shouldn't you
be loaded if you get him right?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
You should?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
You should be like betting a scary terry prop bet
or something like that. You should get anything right, or
a Cleveland Guardian's picture.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
It's not about me. I don't like to bet because I'm.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
You called up to it all about you, You met
it all about you, you called up.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
He made it all about you people as she was,
Joe Jackson and other guys that ain't in the Hall
of fame. That's what that betting are.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
All right. Listen, Daniel, do not drive. Listen to me.
Do not leave your home.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Uh, stay indoors, keep the doors locked, stay away from
all sharp objects and any kind of flammable material.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yes, who on the top twlve?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Okay, all right, who the hell? All right? Nobody? He's
been down every time he's up, he's still going. Well,
that is the perfect way to start.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I think we can follow it up with America's favorite
drag queen caller for Lexus in Buffalo, the original drag
queen before it was Oh, Felexus is gone, all right?
Apparently Felexus did not. I want to stand Hold what
a schmock I was st let's go to is it
the Bills family mafia hammer?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I don't know what that is. That's a lot of stuff.
I don't know. That's a big narm dude, that's.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Yeah, I know I'm about to hit them with the
hammer anyway, because I got some words for some Dolphins fans.
How do you let eighteen sacks go in like the
first eight weeks of the season, Like, seriously, you're ring
twenty third and we're not even talking about today. Today
was just completely Yeah. There's the reason why I'm not
watching NFL Network right now, and that's because the way
the Dolphins played. I mean, seriously, you have two are
(33:35):
on the you have two are basically on the podium,
Nitch and dry Stitching on his whole entire team. But
at the same time, you only get an eighty eight
point five rushing yards per game, two hundred and one
point four rushing up passing yards per game twenty ninth
in the league.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
All right, hold noh, hold hold on, sec dude, Let
me explain something about talk radio. No one wants to
hear stats like that because they can't keep track. You
know what I'm saying. Are you're you said you're Bill's Mafia.
It sounds like you're an angry Dolphin fan.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I'm confused.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm not angry Dolphin fan.
The only thing I'm saying is I'm going to go
back to dealing and worrying about the Chiefs, because that's
what this Sunday.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Is all about.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
My advice to the Dolphin fan. Still that stadium up
with water because they just turned it into a sushi bar.
Either that or just give it to the Hurricane because
you stole this stadium. Bottom line, Bill's Mafia is the greatest.
Let me get back to Kansas City.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yes, you know, I'm a.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
Fan, man, I'm gonna keep listening. But give the name right,
Bill's Mafia family Hammer.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
That's that's too long a name. You know.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
In marketing, have you ever taken a marketing class, it's
all about short. You got to keep it short, keep
it simple, right, there three words at the most. Can
we give you three words Bill's Family of Mafia Hammer.
That's too many words?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I guess not. Yeah, he left.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Okay that call. It's Halloween. Everyone's hammered. This is gonna
be a fun night. Everyone saw us. That's great.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Now what the weekend is going to be like.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
We're just beginning. Okay, holy crap, Okay, let's see here.
That was drunk shot in freude?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Is what that was?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
From the Bill's Family Mafia Hammer guy shot and freuda
taking joy.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Out of other people's misfortune.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Be careful because Kansas City is going to beat the
Bills on Sunday, and then all the Dolphin fans will
call up and say, oh, I'm so happy.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
My team sucks. But Bill's lost.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
A lot of people doing jokes about the unknown comic
and see here, mister irrigation says, I never told you
I was on a game show I had tried out.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I got accepted for Press your Luck.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Well, I'm sure you're lying about that, but I love
Press your Luck and I quote that game show.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I used to ditch school. Back when I ditch school,
we didn't have much to watch.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
We had to watch game shows and then the stupid
soap operas would start in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
My grandma loved those. I hated them, but we get
like the price is right. They had that in the
morning in the fortune.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Right, Wheel of Fortune was mostly at night. They had
Press your Luck.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
They had that. There was like a memory game. I
forget what it's like. The Whammy's impress your Luck. Yeah,
that's from Press your Luck. Big money, big money, no wamy,
no woman. Stop. Oh you got the whammy. My fingers
were too slow. I hate that hate when that happened.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, all right, we'll press on. Here a couple of
great drunk calls. That's what has become a staple of
overnight talk radio.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
And you got it. There you go, you want it,
We give it to you. Time now for the who
am I? Game? Yeah, something like that. Here's the who
am I? Game?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
So Lamar Jackson this season, now, he missed a bunch
of games, but he has an eleven point six percent
touchdown rate fourteen touchdowns on just one hundred and eighteen attempts.
That would rank second all time for a single season,
only behind me Again Ravens Quarterback Lamar Jackson has an
eleven point six percent touchdown rate fourteen touchdowns on just
(36:59):
a hundred and eighteen attempts that would rank second all
time in a single season, only behind me. Who am I.
I'll tell you the answer. We'll get to it, and
we will do it next.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
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Back to it. We'll pay off the who am I game?
But first it is time for the play of the day.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh, I know, shytes state calm, mister nice guy. It's
very exciting the tire act play the day in a
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Speaker 1 (38:35):
And let's see. Let's go with Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
Let's listen off the playfake Lamar escaping the pocket SLINKs
it to the end zone touchdown Ravens and this time
it's a receiver Rashan Bateman and the touchdownstands.
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Speaker 1 (39:25):
We're told that's good.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
In fact, that would rank second all time for a
single season, behind only me.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Who. Well, that's the see it's the who am I game?
You get?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
We got to figure out if anybody knows the answer
you Let's see here. Don from Duluth says it's salty.
Kansas City Football guy is what he says, catching crabs?
Kelsey from Nurse Jockey, Count Dracula from Adrian the Pokey
Pokey pokey guy.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Who else we have?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Page ten? Stevie meetbauls is going with Michael Jackson. Okay,
Michael Jackson. Humor there? Sean Hadel from William very relevant
name ostridge Ant hanging out in the DC area says,
Boo Barry is the answer? Kool aid Man, says Frankie
(40:14):
d He says, that's it now, look at that. Wow
a Warren Moon from Scrooge. So Alph went with Kool
aid Man?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Who else? Page down?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Ron Gant never heard of them? You're not old, mister
nice guy's old? He knows who that is? Ferg Dog says,
king sized candy bars as God intended. Yeah, if you're
if you're well enough off and you want to be
the hero of the neighborhood and be the person that
kids talk about when they're fifty years old, be the
house that gives out king sized.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Candy bars on Halloween. And I'm telling you, those kids
will remember that when they're fifty. I like those and
the popcorn balls. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
They'll tell their their kids there's this guy that give
out king sized cannbores.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Anyway, Larina, do you have answer, Arena? Yeah, it's gotta
be liar Na. Okay, that is increct. The correct answer
is Sid.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Luckman of the nineteen forty three Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Sid Luckman, who said why
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Hey reminder, the weekend begins later today.
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a brand new episode which is going to be in
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Not done, it's not done. But we'll have that up
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the NFL. We'd really love for you to watch the
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That's on YouTube at Benny Vspenny with myself and the
great Tom Looney.
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So check that out.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Reunited here an Hour number one after a blowout loss
to the Baltimore Ravens. How's the stock looking for the Dolphins?
Dynamic duo of Tua Tongue of I looa and Mike
McDaniel as they were booed off the field speaking of
that a group of Dolphin fans were wearing paper bags
and shame, shame, any advice to the long suffering South
(01:27):
Florida football fans, and have Lamar Jackson and the Ravens
figured out something as they now are of one to
two in a row. Lamar are looking really good in
the second half. All that and more right now here
it is our number one. Well, it turns out reports
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Speaker 1 (03:18):
So the curtain went up on week number nine. Now
week nine, look at that we have in our number
nine drop.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So week nine in the NFL schedule, you had Lamar Jackson,
who actually was going to play this week as opposed
to last week when he did psych I'm not playing.
The conspiracy theory that Lamar tapped out at the last
minute even though he had been medically cleared to played
and want to play two games in five days. Well,
he did want to play in Miami or the Miami era,
and not actually Miami proper. But Lamar leading the Baltimore
(03:49):
buses the bus brigade into South Florida. So if you
saw this game was on Amazon Prime, so I know
some of our older listeners don't know how to get
on him. It was that thing of a jig on
the Amazon streaming that I don't understand what that is. Anyway,
we watched so you would not have to and lamar
Jackson action Jackson. No, he only had two hundred and
(04:10):
four yards passing, which isn't all that sexy. That's not
that great. However, not one, not two, not three, but
four four touchdowns. I'm told that's good and so much
for the speculation that he was gonna come out be rusty.
The first half was not was not great. Game statistically
was being won by the Dolphins, even though the Ravens
(04:31):
had the lead at halftime. The Dolphins won the statue,
but in the second half it was turnout. That's the
parties over for Miami. As the Ravens. What they did
is they gutted the Dolphins. They gutted them and then
they chopped them up in a little bite sized pieces
like sushi twenty eight to six the final on Thursday,
(04:52):
and if you did watch Benny versus the Penny, the
other day the Thursday preview, we did get that one right.
Baltimore three and five. Now they in their second straight game,
and mathematically they are very much in the middle of
it in the AFC North, which is wide open, wide
open right now. Now, as per the norm tight end
(05:13):
Mark Andrews the safety blanket for Lamar Jackson. He got
it done there a couple of touchdown catches. Dereck Henry
did not fumble one hundred nineteen yards on nineteen carries.
Al Michael's very excited when he crossed the rubicon on
one hundred yards on the broadcast. Now that said, you know,
(05:35):
because you listen on the regular on the down low here,
you understand that the story from that game is not
the Baltimore Ravens success.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
The story here is on the Miami side.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The better story is in the losing the locker room
where the Dolphins drowned and to a tongue of bay
Loa stumbled and bumbled. Miami now two and seven to
and the Dolphins turned the ball over three times. It
was its interception and a couple of fumbles there in Miami.
On third down they went one of twelve. Why are
(06:07):
you're being so mean? Seventeen percent doesn't seem very good
to me. You know, the Ravens had one of the
worst defenses in the NFL early in the year. They
got some guys back, and still that's a pathetic offensive
football by the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Considering the selling point.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Was you had the hot shot, genius coach and you
had the guy that was going to figure things out
too and all that.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, that is a good jumping off point.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So let us discuss the question after the blowout loss
to the Ravens how much stock? How much stock are
you buying and how much how's the stock looking? As
is a better way to how's the stock looking?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
For the Dolphins?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
And we're gonna focus in on the dynamic duo of
the coach and the quarterback. There's all kinds of rumors
flying in the overnight that there's gonna be some major
changes in Miami. The trade deadline is next week and
we'll get into it right now.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
My thoughts on.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I've got Tupperware, Ricky Martin, and Sesame Street, that's right,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make a pumpkin which we're gonna
carve up kind of like the Ravens carved up the
Dolphins in the second half. So a the duo, and
oh what a duo it is, my god?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh yeah, YoY uh to a tony by law, to
a tiny by law.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
And Mike McDaniel the coach. There, these same two geniuses
who we were told when they were put together, here
we're going to revolutionize offensive football with nothing but great offensive.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Motion and really good locker room vibes, really good. And
they went out there in an island game.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's right, it was an island game, and they got
pants pants by the Ravens in the second half, man
handled in Miami. The headline there, Mike McDaniel, ever the fashionist,
I thought this was the perfect way to dress if
you didn't see the game, or if you're blind like
Stevie meet Paul's.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Mike McDaniel look like, and I'm not making this up.
I'm not well, you're just gonna say whatever you say
is to be a hub berbal lee. You're just trying
to get ratings.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
No, Mike McDaniel looked like he had escaped from the
Dade County lock up. We'll have to check with our
Dade County expert there Billy aka weed Man Hippie to
see if that's the case. But Mike McDaniel, he didn't.
To me, he looked like he had just gotten out
of jail. He had the gray sweatpants, he had the
gray hoodie, and it looked like they were like skinny sweatpants.
(08:32):
I've never seen those. I have skinny jeans. They look
like these skinny sweatpants. Anyway, there you right out of
prison issue. That was what he was wearing. Their dolphin logo.
Though he did have the dolphin logo, so prison issue clothing,
which is fitting because this team gives you the feeling
that they're they're serving hard time. Welcome to the Who's Goal.
(08:56):
And McDaniel loves to talk about controlling the controller. It's
one of his fallback cliches, control of the controllabulls, which is,
I guess, effort, attitude, focus, don't pull up Plaxico Burrus
and shoot yourself in the foot. All those appeared to
be lacking as the game went on. And maybe it
(09:17):
was just my TV and they looked great on your TV,
but I saw them looking sloppy.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And as we.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Love to say, my favorite entree came from the late
great Mike Leach, my favorite all time college football coach,
Mike Leach, who said, you're either coaching it or you're
allowing it to happen. And the law firm of Tua
and McDaniel specializing in a combo dish. You've got turnovers
on one side of the plate and you have on
the other side. You've got blown opportunities. Now in terms
(09:43):
of the stock, which is how we phrase this and
how we set this up. You know, how's the stock
looking for the Dolphins dynamic do how much of the
stock would you buy? Well, the stock is a penny stock.
We're not talking about Apple or Amazon, more like toys
r us go invest in tois Rous so the ninety
nine cents stores or Red Lobster. Right, you're investing in
(10:05):
tupperware at this point, and it's leading one direction. We
are headed down the path, the garden path of Chapter
eleven bankruptcy.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
This thing's going to be dissolved here, this combination, and
all the.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Warning signs are flashing, and there's alarm bells going on woooooo,
just like you can you can almost hear them. Woooo
that's how they sound. And so if you look at
it in the wide angle lengths. It's if you're of
a certain age, it is fascinating to see the Dolphins
(10:39):
who are on that big board. Not a list, not
a list terry ing, but a big board of teams
from your youth that used to dominate. And now you
tell someone who's young, a younger person, say, well, you know,
the Dolphins used to be good every year, and then
the Raiders used to be good every.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Who are you? You're a boomer? You know what I'm
telling you.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I think I remember living it. Maybe it was just
a dream. But if you look at the wide angle ends.
Since Don Schuler retired, now I realize it's been thirty years,
the Dolphins have had nine coaches, nine of them. Number
ten is already warming up in the bullpen right now
for Mike McDaniel. That includes interim coaches. Since Dan Marino
left and what was that ninety nine? Two thousand something
(11:22):
like that live ninety nine? Since Dan Marino left, the
Dolphins have had how many quarterbacks? Twenty five quarterbacks? A
parade of horribles. I know you should not be mean
to Cleo Lemon. I love the name Cleole Lemon. I
do It's a dessert actually in Fort Lauderdale, Jay Fiedler,
remember Ray Lucas did a tour of duty there. Ryan
Tannehill up more recently had Teddy Bridgewater. And there you go, now,
(11:46):
Tua and Tua taking a page out of our old
boardop Roberto's playbook. There he's driving the struggle bus right
off I ninety five, boom into Biscayne Bay.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So the doomsday clock it's ticking. Tua is sprinting towards
the transfer portal. Well, they don't have a transfer portal in.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
The NFL, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
So, and you can see all along the sidelines the
telltale signs of a collapse. Having done this job more
than one time, we've seen it, you know. It's the
usual patterns where guys are slumped over. There's that blank
stare on the sidelines, the occasional helmet slam, the coach
(12:31):
yelling at the players, there's isolation by certain players, all
that stuff, players running the wrong roots or routes, sloppy tackling,
check check check check check, no buy in. So it
is oh v E r over the whole house of
cards and their teal cards coming tumbling.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Down, down, down down, down, down down down down, down,
down down down. Now it is time for Miami to
go back to where the kissing booth.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
They got to go back to the kissing Why would
they go to the kissing But what are you crazy?
Because I learned this it was I think it was
in a Disney movie. You got to keep smooching frogs
until you find your prints. In this case, find a
coach who knows what he's doing in a quarterback and
knows what he's doing. And the prince, of course, might
be holding a clipboard and a headset. Now it's not
all bad news because I am very confident that Mike McDaniel,
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once he gets out of his prison Garb can go
read the New York Times on an NPR morning show
somewhere and bore people that listen to that crap. And
TUA he'll be giving sermons somewhere about trusting the process.
Of course, the process is broken. And if you know
how TUA gives a speech. Mike got more on that later.
Now turning the page. So one of the other storylines
(13:42):
here was the reaction of the fan the stadium emptied out.
It looked like a Dodger game in the seventh inning,
they were heading to the parking lot and al Michaels
had a good line on the Amazon broadcast. He says,
normally people leave the stadium early to beat the traffic,
but if you leave the stadium early in in Florida,
there in the South Florida area, you're actually gonna go
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into the traffic because everyone was leaving. And the question
is a group of Dolphin fans were wearing paper bags
in shame, paper bags in shame. They were three of
them lined up there, and then they were I'm sure
more than that, but any advice to the long suffering
South Florida football fan who supports the Miami Dolphins. So
(14:24):
I think we can market this. I think this is
a marketing opportunity and if you want to go into
it with me, and that's my idea. We can make
some T shirts and put like three or four jire
Bronis in paper bags, and then we're not going to
get the NFL trademark. They're not going to allow us
to use the trademark. So we'll just put them in
(14:45):
teal bright teal with like orange outline jerseys, but that's
not breaking the copyright. And then the slogan's gonna say
South Beach Bag Brigade, why not? And the nineteen eighty
eighteen eighty New Orleans Saints a tribute and I heard
Al Michaels mentioned this. What al Michael's left out, though,
(15:06):
is one of the reasons that the Saints fans turned
to the paper bag.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
At that time.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
There was a show called The Gong Show that was
very popular in America pop culture before the Internet.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
In the early eighties, late seventies, and.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
One of the big stars on The Gong Show was
a comedian known as the Unknown Comic, and his whole
shtick was he wore a paper bag on his head.
So the Saints fans really just copied the Unknown Comic
and then that became a thing. And I saw one
guy they showed even turned a popcorn bucket into.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
A mask of shame. A mask of shame. You can't
make it up.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
It was the tropical version of a football funeral played
out on the Amazon. And they've gone from back in
the old days, it was Miami vice when they had
Dan Marino and all that. Now it's Miami embarrassed with
Tua and the fans and these people are sunburned defeated
and yet paying premium prices to get kicked in the
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face and the balls on a weekly basis. Now the
Malord advice here, and it's rather simple. I would advise
the Miami fans to go get a nice jet ski.
You might have to rent one if you don't know one,
Throw on the old banana hammock and knock down some
my ties and just enjoy yourself because that's the only
way you're surviving the misery. And spoiler alert, if you
(16:24):
keep buying tickets for this garbage, you keep buying tickets,
you're part of the problem.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You're not the solution. You are the big dummy in
South Florida.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
These Mama Lukes who run these NFL teams, they do
not care. And it's really all of professional sports. I've
learned my jaded ways over the years, but I've seen
how they make the sausage and I'm telling you, they know.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That you're you're hooked.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
The people that run these teams do not care if
you're not entertained. They just want to reach into your
wallet and they know that if you're engaged, you're gonna watch.
And the Dolphins are undercover like the Jets and the Browns.
They just have better weather the Dolphins. If you look
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at the last thirty years, the Dolphins are side by side,
if you look at the Van Diagraham, they're right there
with the Jets and the Browns. They just have better
weather and they war more suntann lotion like the leprechaun.
But you do realize, I mean maybe you don't that
it's been almost twenty five years December of two thousand
since the football team in Miami won a playoff game.
(17:38):
That's a generation plus for the Dolphins. They haven't won
a playoff game. Dan Marino was still limping around, you
had Y two K, the Y two K bug was fresh,
and Ricky Martin was topping the charts. The last time
the Dolphins were the Kings. When even the Kings they
just won a playoff game. It's been even longer since
they won a Super Bowl. My gods.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So we say it calls for the Miami fans to
give the old a bomb, not an a rod an
a bomb.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Aka apathy with a capital A detach, disengage, Do not
post on social media about it, don't rant about it,
just stop caring because the person and this is important
lesson in life if you haven't learned it yet, the
person who cares less has the power. The person that
doesn't care controls the room. You tank the TV ratings,
(18:29):
you dry up the merch, you send a message, right,
And this has happened the Dodgers, who are they're gonna
blow the World Series this year? But they've been great
every year. They're a playoff team and they find ways
to f this up most of the time. But the
Dodger fans boycotted the team, and Major League Baseball stepped
in and said, okay, we got to get rid of
this owner.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
And they did.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
They bought a new owner in and they gave. Of course,
they made the mistake of even the old owner of
the parking lots. But that's it. So I'm telling you
if the bean counters in Miami, if they see a
bunch of red and the Dolphins are in the red there,
the winds of change will be howling they will all right. Now,
last word on the Baltimore side, quickly, all right, on
the Baltimore side. So Lamar Jackson had not one, not two,
(19:12):
not three, but four touchdown passes. As we said, he
averaged almost nine yards almost nine yards of pass. I
think the Dolphins were trying to play defense. It didn't
look like it. As that was his homecoming, we're told
a large contingent of the Lamar Jackson marching and Chaudo
societies who might imagine we're there, and Lamar did not disappoint.
It was a close game for a half. As we said,
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the Ravens then turned on the after burners.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
And up, up and away, Up, up and away.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
All right, Now, question, have Lamar Jackson and the Ravens
figured something out? Have they figured out something? That's the question.
So I'm nodding my head.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yes. If you're watching on the.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
YouTube channel, and we have two of them at Ben
Mahler Show and also at Benny Vspenny that is up
by the way. Now, if you want to watch the
week nine, don't do it now because I'm doing the show,
but later on. But in terms of the question, have
Lamar Jackson and the Ravens figured out something?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I am nodding my head. Yes.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Look, no style points. You know I'm a no style
points kind of guy. You don't get style points for
beating a team you were supposed to beat. You were
big road favorites. So I'm not gonna sit here and say, Wow, Bravo,
what a win. They did what adults do. They handled
their business. They didn't dominate the stat sheet. They just
dominated the scoreboard. It wasn't about the fantasy numbers, even
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though Lamar had four touchdowns. It was about stacking wins
like hotcakes. Lamar looked smooth, smooth as silk. In the
second half. You could feel that the Ravens were in
total control of the game in the second half.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And they weren't panicking.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Even at halftime they had a small lead, and they
really weren't playing all that well.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
In the second half.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
They just dissected the Dolphins, one drive at a time,
surgical and it is about time. Baltimore season has been
straight out of Dumb and Dumber. They drove halfway across
the NFL schedule in the wrong direction, but now they
figured out. They futched around with their GPS, they recalibrated
their GPS, and they're digging out of the hole.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
They're three and five.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
But the schedule ahead is all delicious dessert. It's Vikings, Browns, Jets, Bengals,
it's the hostess lineup. They've got cupcakes to the right,
ding dongs to the left, zingers over there, and fruit
pies everywhere. And for Lamar Jackson, this is turning into
a PBS classic, a Sesame Street type of football situation,
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as sunny days are sweeping the clouds away for the
Ravens and they are on their way to the penthouse
in the division and they're figuring out how to get
how to get to the very top of the standings
at the Mountain Peak, which I didn't know the AFC
North was in Sesame Street land, but apparently so. If
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Lamar keeps playing like this and the defense has figured
some stuff out, I'm not sure about that. The Dolphins
just kind of packed it in the second half. But
if any combination of those things happen, Baltimore is back
and they're in business there. They just need to keep it,
keep it simple, and just beat who you're supposed to be.
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We started with the Ravens and the Dolphins, mostly about
the Miami Dolphins. We'll have mister motivation coming up here
in a couple of minutes. We'll play that for you
some good audio. Good audio for sure, and let's see
mister irrigation writes in on the X machine, he says,
(26:08):
do you have any hot NBA player prop bets?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Anything interesting off the grape line? I'm good on that.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I've gotten as many season assist letters in my life
as I want, and I haven't gotten one in a while.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I'm probably do for one of those. See what else
do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Not a Burner says, is this why Coop is off?
And I don't know what Coop is doing? I'm not
his bomb. Late Night Drug Tester said, these stands in
Miami will always stay filled. The owners will just trick
the public and say instead of a Dolphins game, messy
soccer team is playing here.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You go, Oh trick ration.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
According to the Late Night Drug Tester, not a Burner
is very active on X. He says been a major
retail stores are items underneath their shelves that have been
there for decades. The next discovery might be weed Man's teeth.
And he sent a story here. He said that a
Toys r Us employee found a boxed copy of Mario
(27:14):
Kart sixty four hidden under the shelf that had been
there for twenty two years. It's like a time capsule
twenty two years. Yeah, Gunner, Remember Gunn He used to
call a show. He worked at the Walmart in northern Minnesota,
and then he quit the show for unknown reasons. He's
become a YouTuber and he wants me to promote his
(27:37):
YouTube channel. I'd be happy to do that, Gunner. Send
it like six hundred thousand dollars to Fox Sports Radio.
I will promote your YouTube channel. No problem, No problem.
Doc Dan from Minnesota. He found the show in the hospital.
But the good news is he's out of the hospital
and don't have.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
To go back there.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Dan. So Doc Dan says, your Gong Show comment inspired
me the perfect Super Bowl halftime performer, Jeane Jane the
dancing Machine.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
It's not quite in the demo. Is there anyone that's.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Ripped off the unknown comic act? Obviously the unknown comic
long ago?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Is anyone doing that?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
A good bit, a little bit of shtick there random
Ryan writes in from Caroline. He says, don't forget sad face.
Jay Cutler getting ten million dollars for one year from
the Miami Dolphins, great moments in dolphin history. Terry in
England writes in and says, definitely not a list man.
That's right, Terry, it was not a list. Terry in England.
(28:33):
He says, you are not a list. He says, you
are not a list savant, and that is correct.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I'm not. Charlie in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Charlie writes in, and she says that Mike McDaniel will
be whacked. Well, she said fired. I like to think
whacks a better word. You know, it's a funnier word.
Mike m because you know these guys get paid anyway.
Who cares.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Mike McDaniel will be fired soon.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
And then she commented on an Aekman story that we'll
be talking about a little bit later in the hour.
And tiger Man in Utah, tiger Man, Big night. How
about that late night fireing? You see that LSU they
said bye bye to their athletic director after the governor
of Luise. I just love Southern Fried football. It's so good.
(29:20):
It's so outrageous. But the follow up that story quickly
because I saw Tiger Man. He loves LSU football, Baton Rouge.
So Scott Woodward has been excommunicated as the athletic director
at LSU because the governor, the governor Jeff Landry criticized
him earlier this week, and so now he's out, see
(29:40):
you later, baby, bye bye, and he's gone, which is
kind of kind of obvious that that would happen. I believe,
I mean, all things considered there, and I'll take a Yeah,
he's out.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
He's out.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
Aenie Meenie miney moe. Let's go to Daniel, who's in
Anaheim him in oc behind the Orange curtain. Hello, Daniel, welcome, Welcome, yo,
what's up man?
Speaker 5 (30:07):
My name is Daniel.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
I'm ana Hans Billy Bean.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
For three seasons now, I'd be every expert, including you
guys as Fox, ESPN, the Ringer, freaking MLB parat Goole,
AI got down everything on the planet when it comes
to teams making postseason by young MVP and guess what
this season I put the goddamn who jays on my
(30:32):
top twelve congratulations. Dan.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Now, can we can we get a I would like
I don't want to do a list. Can we get
a big board of what you've been drinking tonight?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, we're gonna need what do we I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I'm going whiskey for a thousand, anyway, bring you one
in on this show.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
For sixteen hundred? Medello?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
What about you?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Loreno? What do you think this guy's going dirty? Mind?
He just gave it away. We're trying to play a game, Daniel.
How about how when when did you start drinking when?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
No? No, no, no about like about an hour two hours ago?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Two hours. That means he started at two o'clock. That
means he says two hours, he meant two o'clock. Right,
don't lie to me, Daniel calling y'all.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
I'm just calling y'all told me to call back, And.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
How was that working.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I've never I've never spoken to you at all. You've
confused this. I don't know who you were talking to,
who you were listening to. You must be you were
so hammered you think the magic radio box is talking
to you.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
No, I know that you know the important people and
people that actually matter in the sport are listening to
me because yes, been ahead of them.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Well, those are those are those are the voices.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Those are the voices though in your head, Daniel, These
are the voices in your head.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
They are talking to you.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
So let me riddle me this batman. Daniel.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Okay, So you're so good at picking him, shouldn't you
be loaded if you get him right?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
You should?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
You should be like betting a scary terry prop bet
or something like that. You should get anything right, or
a Cleveland Guardian's picture.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
It's not about me. I don't like to bet because I'm.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
You called up to it all about you, You met
it all about you, you called up.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
He made it all about you people as she was,
Joe Jackson and other guys that ain't in the Hall
of fame. That's what that betting are.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
All right. Listen, Daniel, do not drive. Listen to me.
Do not leave your home.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Uh, stay indoors, keep the doors locked, stay away from
all sharp objects and any kind of flammable material.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yes, who on the top twlve?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Okay, all right, who the hell? All right? Nobody? He's
been down every time he's up, he's still going. Well,
that is the perfect way to start.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I think we can follow it up with America's favorite
drag queen caller for Lexus in Buffalo, the original drag
queen before it was Oh, Felexus is gone, all right?
Apparently Felexus did not. I want to stand Hold what
a schmock I was st let's go to is it
the Bills family mafia hammer?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I don't know what that is. That's a lot of stuff.
I don't know. That's a big narm dude, that's.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Yeah, I know I'm about to hit them with the
hammer anyway, because I got some words for some Dolphins fans.
How do you let eighteen sacks go in like the
first eight weeks of the season, Like, seriously, you're ring
twenty third and we're not even talking about today. Today
was just completely Yeah. There's the reason why I'm not
watching NFL Network right now, and that's because the way
the Dolphins played. I mean, seriously, you have two are
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on the you have two are basically on the podium,
Nitch and dry Stitching on his whole entire team. But
at the same time, you only get an eighty eight
point five rushing yards per game, two hundred and one
point four rushing up passing yards per game twenty ninth
in the league.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
All right, hold noh, hold hold on, sec dude, Let
me explain something about talk radio. No one wants to
hear stats like that because they can't keep track. You
know what I'm saying. Are you're you said you're Bill's Mafia.
It sounds like you're an angry Dolphin fan.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I'm confused.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm not angry Dolphin fan.
The only thing I'm saying is I'm going to go
back to dealing and worrying about the Chiefs, because that's
what this Sunday.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Is all about.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
My advice to the Dolphin fan. Still that stadium up
with water because they just turned it into a sushi bar.
Either that or just give it to the Hurricane because
you stole this stadium. Bottom line, Bill's Mafia is the greatest.
Let me get back to Kansas City.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yes, you know, I'm a.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
Fan, man, I'm gonna keep listening. But give the name right,
Bill's Mafia family Hammer.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
That's that's too long a name. You know.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
In marketing, have you ever taken a marketing class, it's
all about short. You got to keep it short, keep
it simple, right, there three words at the most. Can
we give you three words Bill's Family of Mafia Hammer.
That's too many words?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I guess not. Yeah, he left.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Okay that call. It's Halloween. Everyone's hammered. This is gonna
be a fun night. Everyone saw us. That's great.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Now what the weekend is going to be like.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
We're just beginning. Okay, holy crap, Okay, let's see here.
That was drunk shot in freude?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Is what that was?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
From the Bill's Family Mafia Hammer guy shot and freuda
taking joy.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Out of other people's misfortune.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Be careful because Kansas City is going to beat the
Bills on Sunday, and then all the Dolphin fans will
call up and say, oh, I'm so happy.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
My team sucks. But Bill's lost.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
A lot of people doing jokes about the unknown comic
and see here, mister irrigation says, I never told you
I was on a game show I had tried out.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I got accepted for Press your Luck.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Well, I'm sure you're lying about that, but I love
Press your Luck and I quote that game show.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I used to ditch school. Back when I ditch school,
we didn't have much to watch.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
We had to watch game shows and then the stupid
soap operas would start in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
My grandma loved those. I hated them, but we get
like the price is right. They had that in the
morning in the fortune.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Right, Wheel of Fortune was mostly at night. They had
Press your Luck.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
They had that. There was like a memory game. I
forget what it's like. The Whammy's impress your Luck. Yeah,
that's from Press your Luck. Big money, big money, no wamy,
no woman. Stop. Oh you got the whammy. My fingers
were too slow. I hate that hate when that happened.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, all right, we'll press on. Here a couple of
great drunk calls. That's what has become a staple of
overnight talk radio.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
And you got it. There you go, you want it,
We give it to you. Time now for the who
am I? Game? Yeah, something like that. Here's the who
am I? Game?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
So Lamar Jackson this season, now, he missed a bunch
of games, but he has an eleven point six percent
touchdown rate fourteen touchdowns on just one hundred and eighteen attempts.
That would rank second all time for a single season,
only behind me Again Ravens Quarterback Lamar Jackson has an
eleven point six percent touchdown rate fourteen touchdowns on just
(36:59):
a hundred and eighteen attempts that would rank second all
time in a single season, only behind me. Who am I.
I'll tell you the answer. We'll get to it, and
we will do it next.
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On Instagram says oh says it says me Instagram, Ben
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Our tent does not close.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Back to it. We'll pay off the who am I game?
But first it is time for the play of the day.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh, I know, shytes state calm, mister nice guy. It's
very exciting the tire act play the day in a
big NFL game.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
And let's see. Let's go with Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
Let's listen off the playfake Lamar escaping the pocket SLINKs
it to the end zone touchdown Ravens and this time
it's a receiver Rashan Bateman and the touchdownstands.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Okay, And that was the play of the day, Lamar
Jackson four touchdown passes and that is the tierrak player today.
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shureb And here's the payoff on the who am I game?
Lamar Jackson, the afore mentioned Lamar Jackson this season has
an eleven point six percent touchdown rate.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
We're told that's good.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
In fact, that would rank second all time for a
single season, behind only me.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Who. Well, that's the see it's the who am I game?
You get?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
We got to figure out if anybody knows the answer
you Let's see here. Don from Duluth says it's salty.
Kansas City Football guy is what he says, catching crabs?
Kelsey from Nurse Jockey, Count Dracula from Adrian the Pokey
Pokey pokey guy.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Who else we have?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Page ten? Stevie meetbauls is going with Michael Jackson. Okay,
Michael Jackson. Humor there? Sean Hadel from William very relevant
name ostridge Ant hanging out in the DC area says,
Boo Barry is the answer? Kool aid Man, says Frankie
(40:14):
d He says, that's it now, look at that. Wow
a Warren Moon from Scrooge. So Alph went with Kool
aid Man?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Who else? Page down?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Ron Gant never heard of them? You're not old, mister
nice guy's old? He knows who that is? Ferg Dog says,
king sized candy bars as God intended. Yeah, if you're
if you're well enough off and you want to be
the hero of the neighborhood and be the person that
kids talk about when they're fifty years old, be the
house that gives out king sized.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Candy bars on Halloween. And I'm telling you, those kids
will remember that when they're fifty. I like those and
the popcorn balls. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
They'll tell their their kids there's this guy that give
out king sized cannbores.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Anyway, Larina, do you have answer, Arena? Yeah, it's gotta
be liar Na. Okay, that is increct. The correct answer
is Sid.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Luckman of the nineteen forty three Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Sid Luckman, who said why
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