October 22, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about NY Jets owner Woody Johnson criticizing QB Justin Fields and if he crossed the line in doing so, saying he has no regrets letting Aaron Rodgers leave, Texans head coach DeMeco Ryans standing by his offensive coordinator, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome, It's our number w our number.
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One, and we are kicking off this Wednesday show, the
twenty second day of October on the Ben Malor Show
with some hot Jet talk, great audio. When you have
good audio, play the good audio, my man. We'll play
the good audio for you. So did Jets owner Woody
Johnson cross the line and criticizing quarterback Justin Fields? Also,
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the Jets are said to have no regrets that they
let Aaron Rodgers leave even though he's a top ten
quarterback and their quarterback is a dog with fleas? So
what does that say about Woody Johnson and his ownership? Also,
how do you decode Dimico Ryans? That's the head coach
in Houston standing by the Texans offensive coordinator as the
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Texans are actually worse on offense with CJ. Strapp this
year than they were last year. We get to all
of that right now. It's our number one driving the
Woodie right over your quarterback?
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So we're back at it here in our lead this
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Gang Green. I love this story. Now, there are days
you walk into the radio station and you're like, I
don't know about that one. This is not one of
those days. This is great. This is a finger licking
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good is what it is so the owner of the
NFL team in New York that somehow, being in New
York still can't win.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
This is so good. I help you. Maybe you heard
about it, maybe not so.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Woody Johnson speaking at some NFL like owners get together there,
he showed support for the embattled head coach who's drowning
every week. Aaron Glenn doesn't appear to know what the
hell he's doing as coach in the NFL. The Jets
are zero and seven, but there was a vote of
confidence for Aaron Glenn from Woody Johnson.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
However, however, in doing so, what do you think happened?
That's right, dan Na Na ning Ning.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Woody Johnson decided to throw his starting quarterback under the
team bus of the Jets. And it was magical. It
was glorious, and we've got the audio tape. Listen to
Woody Johnson. This is an owner of a multi billion
dollar NFL franchise, unloading while defending his coach, unloading on
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his starting quarterback tag a list.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It looks like he's turning around parts of it.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You know, it's hard when you have a quarterback with
you know, with a rating that you know, we got
you know, as I mean, he has the but something
just is not jibing.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
But if you any any head coach of the quarterback
like that, you're going to see similar results if you
will across the league. You have to play consistently at
that position, and that's what we're going to try to do.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
But you can just complete a pass, it would look good.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You got to complete some pathy.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You got to convince him that you can do something.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh, it's so great. Something is not jiping so great?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
All right, let us discuss where are the Justin Fields
truthers out there? Then he justin food. Yeah, we talk
about this guy a lot because he's a quarterback. We
talked football and for years I would do monologues unloading
on Justin Fields and I would have some dingle Berry.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well you just don't know what you're talking about. Yeah,
that whole thing. So that's a good jumping off point.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Let us discuss the question did Jets owner Woody Johnson
cross the line? Did he cross over the rubicon with
his criticism quarterback Justin Fields? So on this one, I've
got Kowala, lion King, and cool Mint, and we will
combine all of these things together and we are going
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to have a pajama party, is what we're going to have.
So a Woody Johnson. I love the fact that he
didn't pull any punches. Of course, he happens to be
the owner that signed off on paying Justin Fields. Hello, mirror,
mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of them all? Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
So I love that in defending the coach who doesn't
appear to know what he's doing, he used Justin Fields
as a punching bag. Body blow, body blow, body blow
if he can just complete a pass. One of the
great lines ever said in My time and talk radio
by an owner about his quarterback. Imagine it's we're heading
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into week eight in the NFL and the owners like,
if our quarterback could just complete to pass, where are
you at?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Justin Fields? Truthers, who are you gonna blame now?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You blame the Bears, bad coaching in Chicago, went to Pittsburgh,
good coaching didn't work out. Now you're in New York.
What are you gonna blame the coach again? What's the
move here? Let me go to the bag of excuses
for Justin Fields. That is so great? If that is
not a billboard from Woody Johnson saying, I hate my quarterback.
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My quarterback blows. I don't know what is. I do
not know what else that is. It's shocking because it's
so abnormal. And I've complained about this in ninety nine
percent of the time. We come in here and we
all see something that's rather obvious and we get gas
you know, people gaslight.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Us and they're like, oh, let.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Me tell you something. You're you're wrong, what you're it's ridiculous.
And so it's it's unusual, which stands out. It's man
bites dog. It's that kind of thing, and it's not
wrong though it's not wrong at all. Justin Fields has
been a sixteen car pile up on the interstate. And
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when you watch the Jets play and not a Jets fan,
I know there's a guy in here earlier as a
Jets fan, Jason. You watch the Jets play and you're
not a fan, you're a rubbernecker. It's like and even
like the we're all lookie loser, like, well that's what, man,
that's a really bad accident. Oh my god, Oh my goodness,
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I mean, how many ambulances is gonna get a helicopter
out here and pick the people back to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
How bad is it?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Justin Fields is the thirtieth ranked passer in the NFL.
There are thirty two teams that. Again I didn't play
in the NFL. I don't think that's particularly good. Oh,
you're being too mean.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
What else?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
A tied for second most sacks in the league because
he moves. Here's the problem with Justin Fields. And we
figured this out right away with the Bears. He moves
like a koala bear who's clinging to a eucalyptus tree
and just eating a nice meal. And that's Justin Fields. Unfortunately,
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when you watch the NFL game in particular, it's read
and react.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's hot potato.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's get the ball, get rid of the ball quickly, right,
find the open player, get rid of the ball.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
He's like, all right, I'm gonna read the defense and
then I'm gonna take a nice nap. I'm gonna have
a nice nap, is what I'm gonna do. He's got
four passing touchdowns. We're almost into week eight in the NFL.
He's got four passing touchdes. That's not just bad, this
is unwatchable. And I loved again Woody Johnson. Woody Woodpecker
loved his honesty. There.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
That's the naked truth. It just is.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
And most people that are like, oh, every time the
Jets get cold, I was just talking to something in the
hallway about it. Every time the Jets change quarterbacks, it's like, oh,
this is the guy. Oh, we got the guy, we
got the guy by Yeah, if you want a guy
to be in the cockpit of the vomit comet, you've
got the guy. And if it looks like trash, smells
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like trash, plays like trash, probably trash.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Probably trash.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
So the Jets have been running a dumb down, caveman
offense to try to prop up Justin Fields, and it's
still not working.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So you run a rudimentary offense. It's still not working.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And so yeah, wood he basically said what everyone who's
watched Justin Fields play quarterback already know. They did have
like one good game against Pittsburgh, they still lost. You've
got the rookie head coach Aaron Glenn, who's winless. You've
got Woody praising him like he's Vince Lombardi. Lombardi would have.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Lost, Bill Walsh, Belicheck, all these guys would have lost.
And first Glenn.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Again, Glenn hasn't been an Aaron Glenn has not been
any better than justin fields. It's just that Woody Johnson
likes him because Aaron Glenn played so long ago that
he actually was on some Jets teams that were halfway decent. Now,
as for the future free agents that are going to
come to the Jets, this idea, Wow, no one's gonna
want to play for the Jets now because Woody Johnson
threw his quarterback under the team bus. Please please, it's
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come on. Are you really that naive? Are you that gullible?
Don't do that. You offer the most money, you get
the player. It's not that hard. You offer the money,
you get the player. And Woody Johnson got a little
spicy at a presser. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Money always talks. And the guys that do want to
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play in New York, it's great. You don't have to
worry about having to work extra and going to the
playoffs and all that. You play for the Jets of
the Giants and you don't just don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You're good. You get don't have to play football after
the season ends. In January.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You have to worry about playing football into late January
and February. And that's it. And the Jets. I figured
it out when I was driving in here. I figured
out that the Jets might as well be part of
the Marvel cinematic universe. It's very similar. They make these
Marvel movies now. They don't even care about the quality.
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They all suck, right, It's the same storylines we've all seen,
just repackaged here. It's just different actors. The Jets. It's
the same suck. But it's just they changed the players
and that's it. And the costumes are still the same
that they play, the the cosplay on the field and
all that's still the same. Different actors now outside of
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Justin Field's turning the page though, another spicy hot comment
from Woody Johnson. He was on fire. This guy get
a sports talk radio show at the Fan in New York.
Get Woody Johnson a job there in here. So the
Jets owner also was asked whether or not he had
any second thoughts.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
The fact that the Jets had Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Rogers wanted to stay there was treated rather rudely by
Aaron Glenn, who thought he was better than everyone else
and hand paid picked Justin Fields as his quarterback. And
now Aaron Rodgers is a top ten quarterback in Pittsburgh
and the Steelers have a good record. And so Woody
Johnson was asked about that. He's said he quote, I
have no regrets, he said. He said, I never look back.
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You have to look forward in football, and even when
you cut players, they could be a Hall of famer.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You just never know. He said.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
But Aaron's playing great now, He's in a situation that's
working for him.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Close quote.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
All right, So question on this one, what does this
say about Woody Johnson's ownership of the Jets. He's like,
not even a little like, maybe we should have kept
that guy, Like he's better than the guy we picked.
Maybe he should have kept him. So this is the
never admit you're wrong strategy by Woody Johnson's very popular,
and the never look back mantra is exactly why the
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Jets can continue continue to step on the same rake
like a vaudevillian comedy.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
And they've been.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Doing that every decade of my life. It's fascinating. It's
a complete encompetence. And I would recommend that the Jets
study the Lion King. I learned as a young lad
watching the Lion King. Rafiki taught me that the past
can hurt, but you can either run from it or
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learn from it.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
The Jets have chosen.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
That they never want to look back, and they have
chosen to keep flying and go full throttle the other
direction right into the tornado, right into the tornado, which
they don't recommend, and thus is the problem. So you're
supposed to learn from your mistakes. So I'm supposed to
learn from your mistakes and not just powerwash over them
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and just scrub a dub dub and use some kind
of word salad, some corporate words salid thing, And it's
just living in the Bermuda Triangle. For quarterbacks, the coaches change,
the general managers change, the players change, and the results
are the same. It's where you go if your quarterback,
you go to die here at the radio station. There's
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a piece of metal that goes into the old studio,
and that is the killing fields for the cockroaches.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That is where they choose to die. They go there
and they crawl their critters and they just die. That's
where they die.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
If you're a quarterback for the Jets. You go play
quarterback for the Jets and you die right there. That's
Florham Park is the name of the facility there, and
that's it. Every quarterback they get. We've turned the corner.
Now this guy will be different. We know the talking
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points because they happen every couple of years when the
Jets change quarterbacks and the same old fungus grows there.
Of course, technically nothing grows at the Jets facil other
than mold, regret and a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Of losing, a lot of losing.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
By the way, just for the record, Aaron Rodgers and
Sam even Sam Darnold are technically top ten quarterbacks.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
In the NFL.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Ah, So even when they get a guaranteed Hall of Famer,
they suck with the Jets.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It's wood.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
He's really operating a graveyard where you just go there
and that's it. It's perfect for Halloween. It's a haunted
house with turf, and they share it with the giants,
who also have their own misery, their own misery index
over there. And so you want to turn a star
into dust, put a Jets logo on their helmet. All
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of a sudden, they turn to dust. Anyway, the last
word speaking of toornity to dust. We go to Houston.
We go to Houston now where Texans coach Demico Ryan's
being called out another pathetic performance by the Houston football team.
And wonder where all those people that were kissing CJ.
Stroud's ass are. They're in hiding typical cowards. So Demiko
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Ryans was asked whether or not there will be any
changes because they suck on offense. He said he has
no plans, no plans to change offensive coordinators despite the
horrific performance under Nick Cayley, the offensive coordinator there in Houston.
The question is how do you decode how do you
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decode Demiko Ryans, the head coach. They're standing by, standing
by the Texans offensive coordinator. So this is obviously it's
coach speak. One oh one from Demiko Rans. You can
go to sportsclischade dot com. Now on what I did
is I used my cracker Jack Dakota ring that I
got as a child, and it means from Dimiico that
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we were stuck with the same crappy quarterback that we've had.
So please stop asking me about this. I feel uncomfortable.
It's the corporate corporate mission statement, the corporate mission statement,
which is not really an answer. It's an answer non
answer situation that we're all in this together. We win
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as a team and we lose as a team, and
all that stuff. And it's like something that you would
put on some kind of motivational sign with an eagle,
like a bald eagle, and you hang it in the
lobby of your building and say, all right, this is
our motivational message. Meanwhile, the offense is flatlining like it's
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an EKG machine. At this point, is so bad it is,
And let's talk about the hippopotamus in the room. The
hippopotamus in the room. The problem is the quarterback. This
is an Okham's razor situation. The simplest answer is the
proper answer. You don't have to dig that d They've
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already changed coordinators in Houston. They've already done that. Last year.
They did that, and they can change again. They can
make another change. They can change the font that they
use in the playbook. They can burn sage. That'll make
Andrea in Berkeley very happy. They can burn sage in
the locker room. And it's not going to matter. It's
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not gonna matter if CJ. Stroud is going to play
like this. I everyone was sold on the sizzle, the razzle,
dazzle from that rookie season. Well we're pretty far removed
now from the rookie season.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And c J.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Stroud, who was billed and they said, hey, listen to
this guy's the savior. He's a fire breathing dragon. We
heard all that, and you know what he's got right now.
He's a dragon, but he's a dragon. He's got dragon
breath is what he has, and he needs that. He
needs that cool mint listering because he's got halatosis is
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what he's got here. And strat Stroud has got the
same quarterback rating as Justin Fields. Keep in mind the
owner we just did. I did ten minutes on the
Jets owner, Woody Johnson ripping Justin Fields for sucking.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
C J.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Stroud has the exact same quarterback rating as Justin Fields. Hello,
the Texans like, okay, we can't bench this guy. We
got to continue to play him and all this stuff
and fields of force was taken out of the last
Jets game there and has just been called out by
his owner. That deserves a gad zooks with a capital G.
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And last year, remember Bobby Slowick slowk, the offensive coordinator
last year, was tossed under the team bus. There he
was running the show. Now, last season, the Texans were
bad offense. They averaged twenty one point nine points per game,
three hundred and twenty yards per game. So they said
that's not good enough. We've got to get rid of
the offensive coordinator. They canned his ass. So they brought
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in this guy, Nick Kaylee, who's got a good reputation.
I think he's had stops with the Patriots. He's bounced
around on the NFL a little bit. And how did
that go well?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
This year?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What if I told you the Texans are worse in
both points per game and yards per game. They're averaging
fewer points per game and they're averaging sixteen yards less
per game as the crow flies.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So is that progress? What do I know? Just do
an overnight show. I don't think that's progress.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
But my god, that is stagnation and a side of
regression is what that is.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
There.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
So instead of taking ownership, said we got.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
A problem here, Maybe sit this guy down, take a
couple steps back. C J.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Strad reset the old button here.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
No, no, no, I'm gonna give a kumba yah, a
little kumbah yah quote.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
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You could say anything and he will still lie exactly.
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And the guy life has just kicked his ass. Life
has just beaten weed Man hard.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Right.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
The guy's had a crappy life. He's so, but he
still has this great attitude. I know people in my life,
I've been lucky enough to meet some very famous athletes
who hate life, are complete a holes and just like
terrible attitude. Right, But they made a lot of money,
they were successful in sports, and a lot of people
gets there as weed Men had none of that and
still looks at life as this wonderful thing.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
And it's just great.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Bill's Monster, rights, since says, I tune in to the
show expecting an NBA monologue about the invasion of soft
minds in sports. Instead I get reminded the Jets still exist.
That's a Derek, the Bill's Monster. The NBA on NBC
theme had more toughness than this team. The Jets are
(27:42):
soft minded, weak will and forever allergic to winning.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Well all of that is true. Oh yeah, all right,
I'm gonna shut off. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
The NBA mvyah eight, nbaight five ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Wo holy crap.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I wasn't even alive in ninety eight. Man, I can't
what was that like the nineties? Man, that must have
been wild. Doing radio in the nineties must have been crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
That's like the heyday of radio.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Con curse on the radio. Oh my god, it must
have been wild to do talk radio in the nineties.
Oh man, Yeah, that NBA theme. Can I just watch
that and not the games?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Could? I? Would that be? Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I have to watch the games. Okay, I'm told I
have to watch the games. Apparently I have to watch
the game. I did watch the games. I just didn't
think that was worthy of some conversation here to start
late night drug tester rights since it has ben I
agree with the assessment of the Jets and Texans quarterback,
but instead of dragging breath, they are more like a
dog dragging their tukas on the carpet, leaving the streak eww. Yeah, well,
(28:47):
it's not easy to being a dog. And one thing
I've learned about dogs, if I have always had dogs
as an adult as a kid, my mom always had
us boys had a dog. And I've learned that dogs
do not use toilet paper, So if if they have
any on an issue in the back there, it's gonna
it's gonna stick to the back of their backside there.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
But I think there's like designed not to need toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
So the creator came up with the design? Where why
don't we get designed like that? That would save us
a lot of money?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Do you know we have?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's true. That is a good point.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I've not examined the anatomy of the dog, but I
do understand that they do not have there's no nothing hiding.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I think we actually are designed like that, and that's
the whole idea behind the squatty potty. Really, yes, is
that is that humans, when they like created the toilet,
you're not supposed to sit like that when you when
you go, you're supposed to like, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Have your legs up in the You're supposed to they're
supposed to like squat and clean drop.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yes, exactly. Okay, thank you. Any other fun facts about
poop you'd like to share it? I think that's all.
I say, that's all you got. Come on, all, let's
go to the international line right now where this show
is global. We are everywhere literally that sometimes I think
we have more people listening outside of America than in America.
Let's go now, let's go to Hank in Tokyo, the expat.
(30:07):
We haven't heard from Hank in a while. I'm glad
he's still outed to do. What's going on, Hank? Welcome.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
It's been a minute, Hank, it's been a minute.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
It has been a minute. Has been a minute. So unintentional,
but let me just catch up on two things that
have happened while I was on Hope Ask Wee Man
is a great segment. I think we've gotten soft. Everyone's
offering him money and that's that's I don't know, I
don't know what I think about that just yet.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
So you're you're bothered that people want to help we
do you think they should kick him in the nuts instead?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
What do you? What are you looking for?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Well, you know, I think that's that's part of the fun.
But anyway, and the squatty partty uh so, Coop, did
you experience the squatty party in Japan? You know that
that's the traditional toilet in Japan.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
I don't think, well, the squatty party. I mean I
experienced the bidets the day.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I'm a big biday guy.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
That's the modern thing. Yeah, so the washlet is the
modern thing, but the traditional pot.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
In Japan is just just a hole on the floor.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, but you have to step up to it so
you separate the flour and the toilet.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
I did come across one of those, but I did
not use it.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
By the way, you're listening to our live coverage as
we break down bow movements on the Ben Mater Show.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
There go, thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
But so actually the reason I called Ben though, was
you mentioned rubber necking in the last segment. Yes, yes,
and you know, the old human pastime. So that's how
you got your hooks into me as a listener, is
rubber necking. So literally, within the first ten seconds of
me listening to your broadcast, you went into your now
(31:51):
band joke of all those necros look alike, and I
thought you whatever, absolute meltdown.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, I thought you. You thought I said something I
did not say. I did, Okay, yes, yes, I did, yes,
And I want to think I want to thank Roberto
who kept playing that and that was his favorite drop.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Like if I you know, if I didn't say.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Something he liked, he'd play that drop and then I'd
get all these emails.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Are you still like your show? But no, you're racist?
Oh my god, you're the KKK. I'm like, I'm not,
I'm not. I'm not racist. I didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Any awesome then, though it was. It was genuinely awesome
because it showed that you had there was a method
to your madness and that you were actually putting in,
you know, deep thought into into how you were, you know,
trying to be playful and put and play around, and
you weren't a normal uh blob on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And I'm not some just standard blob. I'm not generic
brand blob talk radio.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
No, I know, I'm not. I'm telling you I'm not.
I don't want to be like those other guys.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
You dropped the line you want to come break and
I was like, well, I am not changing the.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Dial if it comes back with music as it comes back.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Drop.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
But all those negroes looked at so come on now, Lorena,
and we retired that drop.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
That drop has now been retired, beautiful drip. It's not no, no, no, no,
don't play.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
That Absolutely awesome.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I would also like to blame Ed and Spokane, who's
a retired caller to the show that was Ed and
Spokane who inspired that, So screw him.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
You know, it's so weird that Hank brought this up
today because I just explained the lore behind this drop
to Loraina like a couple of days ago, three days ago.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, it just makes sure you make sure you lose
it Loreno, Okay, I know, seriously, you know, Hank, well
we need the racist job. But hey, you understand, and
you love radio and you listen. I thank you for that,
God bless you. But a lot of people listen and
they listen it's background noise, right, they're doing something else,
they're driving and.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Working in a factory whatever. I understand, I get it.
You listen.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
People hear about maybe twenty percent of what I say
they actually listen to. So it just happens to be
every time that drop gets played, they hear that, and
then all of a sudden they're like, oh dude, we
don't Oh gods so bad.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
I could be farming though too.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Still, it wakes people off. It grabs them, and it's
not appathity. I mean, it absolutely stirs a lot. I
mean it's awesome, it was absolutely awesome. But anyway, that's
how you got your Oh all.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Right, well, thank you all, But it is the Red
Hank from Tokyo checking in. It's a great call there.
Eileen writes in from San Francisco, says we've entered that
time of the year when the Warriors postgame show bloviates
on and on. Thank God for the iHeartRadio app. Well,
God bless you. That is always the option. Remember that
(34:53):
if for some reason your local affiliate carries programming that
isn't our programming, you can always hear the mal Show
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
E Boy from Compton says, Ben, you're being too hard
on the woody very funny milkman Mike and Colorado says
your poop talk would be great to do with weed
Man since he's most likely squatted outside side and no
(35:26):
outstanding bowl from Ohio here. The Jets are quarterback disrupting
system sadly, just say it like the Browns. All right,
thank you man, It is the Ben Malord Show. We'll
take some more of these riveting phone calls here from
the US and the world the whole thing. We'll get
to how the Ben Malor Show podcast breaks news as well.
Time now, though, for the who Am I Game? This
(35:48):
is where we pretend to be somebody else.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
That's game.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
So Dolphins quarterback to a tongue by Lola became the
first QB to throw three interceptions in two straight games.
Since meet who doesn't happen very often? Dolphins to a
tongue of Ba Loa became the first quarterback to throw
three interceptions in two straight games. Since I did it?
Who am I? That's the question the answer. We'll get
(36:12):
to it and we will.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Do it next.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
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Speaker 1 (37:15):
All right, back to it we go, and we'll pay
off the who am I game? In a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Let's say hello to Fillmore mic real quick. Then we'll
pay off the whom I game? Hello Fillmore, Mike in
the bay, one of our favorite callers.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Hello Fillmore.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Hey, Hey was coping? Ben?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
How if I was any better, I'd be a Laker,
But not an LA Laker because they lost to Jimmy
Butler at the foul line in the NBA.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Well, hey, it happens, man, And I don't know why
you're hating on the NBA basketball.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Is it a regular season. It's not a great night.
It was not. It was it was ugly.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
It was it was bad. There were so many turnovers.
It it was because there were thirty seven turnovers between
the Lakers and the Warriors.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
The Lakers. The Lakers could even make foul shots.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
No one's guarding you with the foul They couldn't even
make foul shots.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It was really good. That's right. He didn't play.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
So when you watch early.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Football season, right, do they play?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Do they play perfect football? Come on?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
And I rip it, I rip when they played bad?
And but that football football is different. There's not eighty
two football games a year to break down.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
It couldn't be.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It couldn't be.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
But I have to have asks a serious question.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Who the heck is weed Guy?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Weed Man? And that's bad from Kelly. He can't be
weed Man.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
That crap right now. Listen, first of all, that's bad
show knowledge. Welcome to the show. Weed Man's been on
the show for like twenty years, so that's a bad
job by you. He calls randomly. He lives in South
Beach in Miami. He is from New York. And if
you've ever been to Miami, assume you've never been to Miami.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
There's a oh my.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
God, I ever been to my Okay, there you go
look at that and you know about Miami and all that,
and he's from there, and he's a character, and he's
on the show every was It Tuesday, Monday and Tuesday.
So he calls in and does ask a weed man.
He's a fun guy. You want to call up, you
can challenge him. Come now, it's all good.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I don't have to.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Challenge in Miami?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Has the weather? Does they subscribe for a.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Great you know?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I understand, understand. I gotta go from thank you man.
I'm up against it. Time to pay off the who
am I?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Game?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Dolphin to a tongue of my low became the first
quarterback to throw three interceptions in two straight games since me?
Who am I? Asks the question? What's the answer? William's
going with? Bobby Douglas, Eric Weddle from Scrooge.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
In the Bay Area or northern California? Who else do
we have? Art Bell? The legend art Bell from the
Kingdom of Nine.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I actually visited perumpt, Nevada, and I realized that the
Kingdom of Nine was just Ny County, Nevada, where he
broadcasts from. I thought it was some mystical place from
the Bible. Just a county in Nevada.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Jameis Winston from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. Danny Heap from
mister nice guy.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Who do we have here?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Jamis Winston guest by Femi the number one uber each
driver there in Minnesota, the state state bluff marshmallow Man
from my guy Doc Dan. Who else do we have?
A blind Scott by Mallard Propaet.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
What say you, Lorain up the wicked witch of the West. No,
it's Philip Rivers Back in twenty nineteen. Philip Rivers
Here we go. Welcome, It's our number w our number.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
One, and we are kicking off this Wednesday show, the
twenty second day of October on the Ben Malor Show
with some hot Jet talk, great audio. When you have
good audio, play the good audio, my man. We'll play
the good audio for you. So did Jets owner Woody
Johnson cross the line and criticizing quarterback Justin Fields? Also,
(00:28):
the Jets are said to have no regrets that they
let Aaron Rodgers leave even though he's a top ten
quarterback and their quarterback is a dog with fleas? So
what does that say about Woody Johnson and his ownership? Also,
how do you decode Dimico Ryans? That's the head coach
in Houston standing by the Texans offensive coordinator as the
(00:49):
Texans are actually worse on offense with CJ. Strapp this
year than they were last year. We get to all
of that right now. It's our number one driving the
Woodie right over your quarterback?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
How great is that?
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Speaker 2 (02:21):
So we're back at it here in our lead this
hour from New Jersey. We have some serious meat on
the boue meat on the bout when it comes to
Gang Green. I love this story. Now, there are days
you walk into the radio station and you're like, I
don't know about that one. This is not one of
those days. This is great. This is a finger licking
(02:43):
good is what it is so the owner of the
NFL team in New York that somehow, being in New
York still can't win.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
This is so good. I help you. Maybe you heard
about it, maybe not so.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Woody Johnson speaking at some NFL like owners get together there,
he showed support for the embattled head coach who's drowning
every week. Aaron Glenn doesn't appear to know what the
hell he's doing as coach in the NFL. The Jets
are zero and seven, but there was a vote of
confidence for Aaron Glenn from Woody Johnson.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
However, however, in doing so, what do you think happened?
That's right, dan Na Na ning Ning.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Woody Johnson decided to throw his starting quarterback under the
team bus of the Jets. And it was magical. It
was glorious, and we've got the audio tape. Listen to
Woody Johnson. This is an owner of a multi billion
dollar NFL franchise, unloading while defending his coach, unloading on
(03:47):
his starting quarterback tag a list.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It looks like he's turning around parts of it.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You know, it's hard when you have a quarterback with
you know, with a rating that you know, we got
you know, as I mean, he has the but something
just is not jibing.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
But if you any any head coach of the quarterback
like that, you're going to see similar results if you
will across the league. You have to play consistently at
that position, and that's what we're going to try to do.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
But you can just complete a pass, it would look good.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You got to complete some pathy.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You got to convince him that you can do something.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh, it's so great. Something is not jiping so great?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
All right, let us discuss where are the Justin Fields
truthers out there? Then he justin food. Yeah, we talk
about this guy a lot because he's a quarterback. We
talked football and for years I would do monologues unloading
on Justin Fields and I would have some dingle Berry.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well you just don't know what you're talking about. Yeah,
that whole thing. So that's a good jumping off point.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Let us discuss the question did Jets owner Woody Johnson
cross the line? Did he cross over the rubicon with
his criticism quarterback Justin Fields? So on this one, I've
got Kowala, lion King, and cool Mint, and we will
combine all of these things together and we are going
(05:12):
to have a pajama party, is what we're going to have.
So a Woody Johnson. I love the fact that he
didn't pull any punches. Of course, he happens to be
the owner that signed off on paying Justin Fields. Hello, mirror,
mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of them all? Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
So I love that in defending the coach who doesn't
appear to know what he's doing, he used Justin Fields
as a punching bag. Body blow, body blow, body blow
if he can just complete a pass. One of the
great lines ever said in My time and talk radio
by an owner about his quarterback. Imagine it's we're heading
(05:54):
into week eight in the NFL and the owners like,
if our quarterback could just complete to pass, where are
you at?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Justin Fields? Truthers, who are you gonna blame now?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You blame the Bears, bad coaching in Chicago, went to Pittsburgh,
good coaching didn't work out. Now you're in New York.
What are you gonna blame the coach again? What's the
move here? Let me go to the bag of excuses
for Justin Fields. That is so great? If that is
not a billboard from Woody Johnson saying, I hate my quarterback.
(06:28):
My quarterback blows. I don't know what is. I do
not know what else that is. It's shocking because it's
so abnormal. And I've complained about this in ninety nine
percent of the time. We come in here and we
all see something that's rather obvious and we get gas
you know, people gaslight.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Us and they're like, oh, let.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Me tell you something. You're you're wrong, what you're it's ridiculous.
And so it's it's unusual, which stands out. It's man
bites dog. It's that kind of thing, and it's not
wrong though it's not wrong at all. Justin Fields has
been a sixteen car pile up on the interstate. And
(07:12):
when you watch the Jets play and not a Jets fan,
I know there's a guy in here earlier as a
Jets fan, Jason. You watch the Jets play and you're
not a fan, you're a rubbernecker. It's like and even
like the we're all lookie loser, like, well that's what, man,
that's a really bad accident. Oh my god, Oh my goodness,
(07:33):
I mean, how many ambulances is gonna get a helicopter
out here and pick the people back to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
How bad is it?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Justin Fields is the thirtieth ranked passer in the NFL.
There are thirty two teams that. Again I didn't play
in the NFL. I don't think that's particularly good. Oh,
you're being too mean.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
What else?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
A tied for second most sacks in the league because
he moves. Here's the problem with Justin Fields. And we
figured this out right away with the Bears. He moves
like a koala bear who's clinging to a eucalyptus tree
and just eating a nice meal. And that's Justin Fields. Unfortunately,
(08:15):
when you watch the NFL game in particular, it's read
and react.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's hot potato.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's get the ball, get rid of the ball quickly, right,
find the open player, get rid of the ball.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
He's like, all right, I'm gonna read the defense and
then I'm gonna take a nice nap. I'm gonna have
a nice nap, is what I'm gonna do. He's got
four passing touchdowns. We're almost into week eight in the NFL.
He's got four passing touchdes. That's not just bad, this
is unwatchable. And I loved again Woody Johnson. Woody Woodpecker
loved his honesty. There.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
That's the naked truth. It just is.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
And most people that are like, oh, every time the
Jets get cold, I was just talking to something in the
hallway about it. Every time the Jets change quarterbacks, it's like, oh,
this is the guy. Oh, we got the guy, we
got the guy by Yeah, if you want a guy
to be in the cockpit of the vomit comet, you've
got the guy. And if it looks like trash, smells
(09:08):
like trash, plays like trash, probably trash.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Probably trash.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
So the Jets have been running a dumb down, caveman
offense to try to prop up Justin Fields, and it's
still not working.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So you run a rudimentary offense. It's still not working.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And so yeah, wood he basically said what everyone who's
watched Justin Fields play quarterback already know. They did have
like one good game against Pittsburgh, they still lost. You've
got the rookie head coach Aaron Glenn, who's winless. You've
got Woody praising him like he's Vince Lombardi. Lombardi would have.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Lost, Bill Walsh, Belicheck, all these guys would have lost.
And first Glenn.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Again, Glenn hasn't been an Aaron Glenn has not been
any better than justin fields. It's just that Woody Johnson
likes him because Aaron Glenn played so long ago that
he actually was on some Jets teams that were halfway decent. Now,
as for the future free agents that are going to
come to the Jets, this idea, Wow, no one's gonna
want to play for the Jets now because Woody Johnson
threw his quarterback under the team bus. Please please, it's
(10:17):
come on. Are you really that naive? Are you that gullible?
Don't do that. You offer the most money, you get
the player. It's not that hard. You offer the money,
you get the player. And Woody Johnson got a little
spicy at a presser. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Money always talks. And the guys that do want to
(10:38):
play in New York, it's great. You don't have to
worry about having to work extra and going to the
playoffs and all that. You play for the Jets of
the Giants and you don't just don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You're good. You get don't have to play football after
the season ends. In January.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You have to worry about playing football into late January
and February. And that's it. And the Jets. I figured
it out when I was driving in here. I figured
out that the Jets might as well be part of
the Marvel cinematic universe. It's very similar. They make these
Marvel movies now. They don't even care about the quality.
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They all suck, right, It's the same storylines we've all seen,
just repackaged here. It's just different actors. The Jets. It's
the same suck. But it's just they changed the players
and that's it. And the costumes are still the same
that they play, the the cosplay on the field and
all that's still the same. Different actors now outside of
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Justin Field's turning the page though, another spicy hot comment
from Woody Johnson. He was on fire. This guy get
a sports talk radio show at the Fan in New York.
Get Woody Johnson a job there in here. So the
Jets owner also was asked whether or not he had
any second thoughts.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
The fact that the Jets had Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Rogers wanted to stay there was treated rather rudely by
Aaron Glenn, who thought he was better than everyone else
and hand paid picked Justin Fields as his quarterback. And
now Aaron Rodgers is a top ten quarterback in Pittsburgh
and the Steelers have a good record. And so Woody
Johnson was asked about that. He's said he quote, I
have no regrets, he said. He said, I never look back.
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You have to look forward in football, and even when
you cut players, they could be a Hall of famer.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You just never know. He said.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
But Aaron's playing great now, He's in a situation that's
working for him.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Close quote.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
All right, So question on this one, what does this
say about Woody Johnson's ownership of the Jets. He's like,
not even a little like, maybe we should have kept
that guy, Like he's better than the guy we picked.
Maybe he should have kept him. So this is the
never admit you're wrong strategy by Woody Johnson's very popular,
and the never look back mantra is exactly why the
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Jets can continue continue to step on the same rake
like a vaudevillian comedy.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
And they've been.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Doing that every decade of my life. It's fascinating. It's
a complete encompetence. And I would recommend that the Jets
study the Lion King. I learned as a young lad
watching the Lion King. Rafiki taught me that the past
can hurt, but you can either run from it or
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learn from it.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
The Jets have chosen.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
That they never want to look back, and they have
chosen to keep flying and go full throttle the other
direction right into the tornado, right into the tornado, which
they don't recommend, and thus is the problem. So you're
supposed to learn from your mistakes. So I'm supposed to
learn from your mistakes and not just powerwash over them
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and just scrub a dub dub and use some kind
of word salad, some corporate words salid thing, And it's
just living in the Bermuda Triangle. For quarterbacks, the coaches change,
the general managers change, the players change, and the results
are the same. It's where you go if your quarterback,
you go to die here at the radio station. There's
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a piece of metal that goes into the old studio,
and that is the killing fields for the cockroaches.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That is where they choose to die. They go there
and they crawl their critters and they just die. That's
where they die.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
If you're a quarterback for the Jets. You go play
quarterback for the Jets and you die right there. That's
Florham Park is the name of the facility there, and
that's it. Every quarterback they get. We've turned the corner.
Now this guy will be different. We know the talking
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points because they happen every couple of years when the
Jets change quarterbacks and the same old fungus grows there.
Of course, technically nothing grows at the Jets facil other
than mold, regret and a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Of losing, a lot of losing.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
By the way, just for the record, Aaron Rodgers and
Sam even Sam Darnold are technically top ten quarterbacks.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
In the NFL.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Ah, So even when they get a guaranteed Hall of Famer,
they suck with the Jets.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It's wood.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
He's really operating a graveyard where you just go there
and that's it. It's perfect for Halloween. It's a haunted
house with turf, and they share it with the giants,
who also have their own misery, their own misery index
over there. And so you want to turn a star
into dust, put a Jets logo on their helmet. All
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of a sudden, they turn to dust. Anyway, the last
word speaking of toornity to dust. We go to Houston.
We go to Houston now where Texans coach Demico Ryan's
being called out another pathetic performance by the Houston football team.
And wonder where all those people that were kissing CJ.
Stroud's ass are. They're in hiding typical cowards. So Demiko
(16:08):
Ryans was asked whether or not there will be any
changes because they suck on offense. He said he has
no plans, no plans to change offensive coordinators despite the
horrific performance under Nick Cayley, the offensive coordinator there in Houston.
The question is how do you decode how do you
(16:31):
decode Demiko Ryans, the head coach. They're standing by, standing
by the Texans offensive coordinator. So this is obviously it's
coach speak. One oh one from Demiko Rans. You can
go to sportsclischade dot com. Now on what I did
is I used my cracker Jack Dakota ring that I
got as a child, and it means from Dimiico that
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we were stuck with the same crappy quarterback that we've had.
So please stop asking me about this. I feel uncomfortable.
It's the corporate corporate mission statement, the corporate mission statement,
which is not really an answer. It's an answer non
answer situation that we're all in this together. We win
(17:17):
as a team and we lose as a team, and
all that stuff. And it's like something that you would
put on some kind of motivational sign with an eagle,
like a bald eagle, and you hang it in the
lobby of your building and say, all right, this is
our motivational message. Meanwhile, the offense is flatlining like it's
(17:40):
an EKG machine. At this point, is so bad it is,
And let's talk about the hippopotamus in the room. The
hippopotamus in the room. The problem is the quarterback. This
is an Okham's razor situation. The simplest answer is the
proper answer. You don't have to dig that d They've
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already changed coordinators in Houston. They've already done that. Last year.
They did that, and they can change again. They can
make another change. They can change the font that they
use in the playbook. They can burn sage. That'll make
Andrea in Berkeley very happy. They can burn sage in
the locker room. And it's not going to matter. It's
(18:21):
not gonna matter if CJ. Stroud is going to play
like this. I everyone was sold on the sizzle, the razzle,
dazzle from that rookie season. Well we're pretty far removed
now from the rookie season.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And c J.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Stroud, who was billed and they said, hey, listen to
this guy's the savior. He's a fire breathing dragon. We
heard all that, and you know what he's got right now.
He's a dragon, but he's a dragon. He's got dragon
breath is what he has, and he needs that. He
needs that cool mint listering because he's got halatosis is
(18:58):
what he's got here. And strat Stroud has got the
same quarterback rating as Justin Fields. Keep in mind the
owner we just did. I did ten minutes on the
Jets owner, Woody Johnson ripping Justin Fields for sucking.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
C J.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Stroud has the exact same quarterback rating as Justin Fields. Hello,
the Texans like, okay, we can't bench this guy. We
got to continue to play him and all this stuff
and fields of force was taken out of the last
Jets game there and has just been called out by
his owner. That deserves a gad zooks with a capital G.
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And last year, remember Bobby Slowick slowk, the offensive coordinator
last year, was tossed under the team bus. There he
was running the show. Now, last season, the Texans were
bad offense. They averaged twenty one point nine points per game,
three hundred and twenty yards per game. So they said
that's not good enough. We've got to get rid of
the offensive coordinator. They canned his ass. So they brought
(19:54):
in this guy, Nick Kaylee, who's got a good reputation.
I think he's had stops with the Patriots. He's bounced
around on the NFL a little bit. And how did
that go well?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
This year?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What if I told you the Texans are worse in
both points per game and yards per game. They're averaging
fewer points per game and they're averaging sixteen yards less
per game as the crow flies.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So is that progress? What do I know? Just do
an overnight show. I don't think that's progress.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
But my god, that is stagnation and a side of
regression is what that is.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
There.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
So instead of taking ownership, said we got.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
A problem here, Maybe sit this guy down, take a
couple steps back. C J.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Strad reset the old button here.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
No, no, no, I'm gonna give a kumba yah, a
little kumbah yah quote.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
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Man, I gotta come in here and right, you're a
dead dog dedication and I gotta speak on this up
up temper oh song.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Hey, you gotta talk about Snuggles the dog. There used
to be this. Yeah, it's a long story. It's a
long story. You don't know about Snuggles the dog.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
No, oh my god, but I do know about the
one that passed last year.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
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Speaker 1 (23:48):
Some new again tomorrow too, Bill, don't talk to me
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Purchased at Disneyland and kuber loop at a Bronco fan.
Your comments can and we'll be used against you in
the court of sports radio. Now back to it, So Raina,
you don't know about Snuggles the Dog. That's one of
the all time great radio stories in the history of radio,
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and it happened literally down the hall from here with
the iconic moments in radio. If You're a Radio Nerd
is one of the all time great stories. There was
a there was a gentleman named Casey Casem. He was
a very famous DJ and a this goes back to
the like the eighties, and some guy from Cincinnati had
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had written in and they had a little dog named
Snuggles and he wanted Casey Casem to play a song
called Shannon. It was like a country rock song about
the dog. And Casey went on a full on rant,
(25:02):
one of the all time great rants, about having to
do it come back.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
From an upbeat song.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
His line was, you see you come out of those
uptempo g D numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
And then you got to go into somebody dying.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It's one of the all time great bloopers, just absolutely
freaking great, and it's on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's old, and it's an old thing, but these things last.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
The great thing about the old bloopers is they're evergreen.
Like we lost a few months ago the old cub
manager Lee Ilia, who had the single greatest meltdown in
the history of sport.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And I don't care how.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Many years go by, there will never be a meltdown
to the same degree as Lee Ilia talking about the
cub fans and eighty five percent of the world's working.
The other fifteen percent come out here. It's a playground
for the blank blanks go out and get a job.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
So good, so good. Kathy and Madison checks in.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
She wants to let everyone know she's not absent, that
she's here, and she has the radio one all night
and she says, even when she falls asleep, she still laughs.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
So do we get credit if she's sleeping?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Ya Femi in Chicago writes in from the Windy City
cub fans for Dodgers. He says that ask a weed
Man is his new favorite segment.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
On the show.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
This is a great segment, shockingly good segment, so good,
stunningly after all these years, weed Man has called the show.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And that's some of it's okay.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
We love weed Man on the jokes because he'll literally
laugh at everything, and he doesn't understand any of the jokes,
but he'll laugh at them. And the key to weed
Man is he doesn't take himself too seriously.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
He doesn't like he's willing to laugh at him.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
You could say anything and he will still lie exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And the guy life has just kicked his ass. Life
has just beaten weed Man hard.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Right.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
The guy's had a crappy life. He's so, but he
still has this great attitude. I know people in my life,
I've been lucky enough to meet some very famous athletes
who hate life, are complete a holes and just like
terrible attitude. Right, But they made a lot of money,
they were successful in sports, and a lot of people
gets there as weed Men had none of that and
still looks at life as this wonderful thing.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
And it's just great.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Bill's Monster, rights, since says, I tune in to the
show expecting an NBA monologue about the invasion of soft
minds in sports. Instead I get reminded the Jets still exist.
That's a Derek, the Bill's Monster. The NBA on NBC
theme had more toughness than this team. The Jets are
(27:42):
soft minded, weak will and forever allergic to winning.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Well all of that is true. Oh yeah, all right,
I'm gonna shut off. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
The NBA mvyah eight, nbaight five ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Wo holy crap.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I wasn't even alive in ninety eight. Man, I can't
what was that like the nineties? Man, that must have
been wild. Doing radio in the nineties must have been crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
That's like the heyday of radio.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Con curse on the radio. Oh my god, it must
have been wild to do talk radio in the nineties.
Oh man, Yeah, that NBA theme. Can I just watch
that and not the games?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Could? I? Would that be? Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I have to watch the games. Okay, I'm told I
have to watch the games. Apparently I have to watch
the game. I did watch the games. I just didn't
think that was worthy of some conversation here to start
late night drug tester rights since it has ben I
agree with the assessment of the Jets and Texans quarterback,
but instead of dragging breath, they are more like a
dog dragging their tukas on the carpet, leaving the streak eww. Yeah, well,
(28:47):
it's not easy to being a dog. And one thing
I've learned about dogs, if I have always had dogs
as an adult as a kid, my mom always had
us boys had a dog. And I've learned that dogs
do not use toilet paper, So if if they have
any on an issue in the back there, it's gonna
it's gonna stick to the back of their backside there.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
But I think there's like designed not to need toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
So the creator came up with the design? Where why
don't we get designed like that? That would save us
a lot of money?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Do you know we have?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's true. That is a good point.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I've not examined the anatomy of the dog, but I
do understand that they do not have there's no nothing hiding.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I think we actually are designed like that, and that's
the whole idea behind the squatty potty. Really, yes, is
that is that humans, when they like created the toilet,
you're not supposed to sit like that when you when
you go, you're supposed to like, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Have your legs up in the You're supposed to they're
supposed to like squat and clean drop.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yes, exactly. Okay, thank you. Any other fun facts about
poop you'd like to share it? I think that's all.
I say, that's all you got. Come on, all, let's
go to the international line right now where this show
is global. We are everywhere literally that sometimes I think
we have more people listening outside of America than in America.
Let's go now, let's go to Hank in Tokyo, the expat.
(30:07):
We haven't heard from Hank in a while. I'm glad
he's still outed to do. What's going on, Hank? Welcome.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
It's been a minute, Hank, it's been a minute.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
It has been a minute. Has been a minute. So unintentional,
but let me just catch up on two things that
have happened while I was on Hope Ask Wee Man
is a great segment. I think we've gotten soft. Everyone's
offering him money and that's that's I don't know, I
don't know what I think about that just yet.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
So you're you're bothered that people want to help we
do you think they should kick him in the nuts instead?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
What do you? What are you looking for?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Well, you know, I think that's that's part of the fun.
But anyway, and the squatty partty uh so, Coop, did
you experience the squatty party in Japan? You know that
that's the traditional toilet in Japan.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
I don't think, well, the squatty party. I mean I
experienced the bidets the day.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I'm a big biday guy.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
That's the modern thing. Yeah, so the washlet is the
modern thing, but the traditional pot.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
In Japan is just just a hole on the floor.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, but you have to step up to it so
you separate the flour and the toilet.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
I did come across one of those, but I did
not use it.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
By the way, you're listening to our live coverage as
we break down bow movements on the Ben Mater Show.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
There go, thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
But so actually the reason I called Ben though, was
you mentioned rubber necking in the last segment. Yes, yes,
and you know, the old human pastime. So that's how
you got your hooks into me as a listener, is
rubber necking. So literally, within the first ten seconds of
me listening to your broadcast, you went into your now
(31:51):
band joke of all those necros look alike, and I
thought you whatever, absolute meltdown.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, I thought you. You thought I said something I
did not say. I did, Okay, yes, yes, I did, yes,
And I want to think I want to thank Roberto
who kept playing that and that was his favorite drop.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Like if I you know, if I didn't say.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Something he liked, he'd play that drop and then I'd
get all these emails.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Are you still like your show? But no, you're racist?
Oh my god, you're the KKK. I'm like, I'm not,
I'm not. I'm not racist. I didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Any awesome then, though it was. It was genuinely awesome
because it showed that you had there was a method
to your madness and that you were actually putting in,
you know, deep thought into into how you were, you know,
trying to be playful and put and play around, and
you weren't a normal uh blob on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And I'm not some just standard blob. I'm not generic
brand blob talk radio.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
No, I know, I'm not. I'm telling you I'm not.
I don't want to be like those other guys.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
You dropped the line you want to come break and
I was like, well, I am not changing the.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Dial if it comes back with music as it comes back.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Drop.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
But all those negroes looked at so come on now, Lorena,
and we retired that drop.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
That drop has now been retired, beautiful drip. It's not no, no, no, no,
don't play.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
That Absolutely awesome.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I would also like to blame Ed and Spokane, who's
a retired caller to the show that was Ed and
Spokane who inspired that, So screw him.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
You know, it's so weird that Hank brought this up
today because I just explained the lore behind this drop
to Loraina like a couple of days ago, three days ago.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, it just makes sure you make sure you lose
it Loreno, Okay, I know, seriously, you know, Hank, well
we need the racist job. But hey, you understand, and
you love radio and you listen. I thank you for that,
God bless you. But a lot of people listen and
they listen it's background noise, right, they're doing something else,
they're driving and.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Working in a factory whatever. I understand, I get it.
You listen.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
People hear about maybe twenty percent of what I say
they actually listen to. So it just happens to be
every time that drop gets played, they hear that, and
then all of a sudden they're like, oh dude, we
don't Oh gods so bad.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
I could be farming though too.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Still, it wakes people off. It grabs them, and it's
not appathity. I mean, it absolutely stirs a lot. I
mean it's awesome, it was absolutely awesome. But anyway, that's
how you got your Oh all.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Right, well, thank you all, But it is the Red
Hank from Tokyo checking in. It's a great call there.
Eileen writes in from San Francisco, says we've entered that
time of the year when the Warriors postgame show bloviates
on and on. Thank God for the iHeartRadio app. Well,
God bless you. That is always the option. Remember that
(34:53):
if for some reason your local affiliate carries programming that
isn't our programming, you can always hear the mal Show
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Speaker 1 (35:02):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
E Boy from Compton says, Ben, you're being too hard
on the woody very funny milkman Mike and Colorado says
your poop talk would be great to do with weed
Man since he's most likely squatted outside side and no
(35:26):
outstanding bowl from Ohio here. The Jets are quarterback disrupting
system sadly, just say it like the Browns. All right,
thank you man, It is the Ben Malord Show. We'll
take some more of these riveting phone calls here from
the US and the world the whole thing. We'll get
to how the Ben Malor Show podcast breaks news as well.
Time now, though, for the who Am I Game? This
(35:48):
is where we pretend to be somebody else.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
That's game.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
So Dolphins quarterback to a tongue by Lola became the
first QB to throw three interceptions in two straight games.
Since meet who doesn't happen very often? Dolphins to a
tongue of Ba Loa became the first quarterback to throw
three interceptions in two straight games. Since I did it?
Who am I? That's the question the answer. We'll get
(36:12):
to it and we will.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Do it next.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Bill Miller and you, it is the Ben Malor Show.
Thank you for taking part in the program. A hello.
A reminder that you can always hear this show no
matter what on the iHeartRadio app. I lean in San Francisco.
She learned that earlier this hour. She said, oh my god,
I couldn't hear the show and I had to crank
(36:41):
on the old iHeartRadio app and there was You can
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all the other braggadocious, bombastic blowhards that work here live
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(37:04):
some some big things this weekend on the fifth hour,
so check that out on the iHeart app will always
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for the Internet.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
All right, back to it we go, and we'll pay
off the who am I game? In a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Let's say hello to Fillmore mic real quick. Then we'll
pay off the whom I game? Hello Fillmore, Mike in
the bay, one of our favorite callers.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Hello Fillmore.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Hey, Hey was coping? Ben?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
How if I was any better, I'd be a Laker,
But not an LA Laker because they lost to Jimmy
Butler at the foul line in the NBA.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Well, hey, it happens, man, And I don't know why
you're hating on the NBA basketball.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Is it a regular season. It's not a great night.
It was not. It was it was ugly.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
It was it was bad. There were so many turnovers.
It it was because there were thirty seven turnovers between
the Lakers and the Warriors.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
The Lakers. The Lakers could even make foul shots.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
No one's guarding you with the foul They couldn't even
make foul shots.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It was really good. That's right. He didn't play.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
So when you watch early.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Football season, right, do they play?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Do they play perfect football? Come on?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
And I rip it, I rip when they played bad?
And but that football football is different. There's not eighty
two football games a year to break down.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
It couldn't be.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It couldn't be.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
But I have to have asks a serious question.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Who the heck is weed Guy?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Weed Man? And that's bad from Kelly. He can't be
weed Man.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
That crap right now. Listen, first of all, that's bad
show knowledge. Welcome to the show. Weed Man's been on
the show for like twenty years, so that's a bad
job by you. He calls randomly. He lives in South
Beach in Miami. He is from New York. And if
you've ever been to Miami, assume you've never been to Miami.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
There's a oh my.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
God, I ever been to my Okay, there you go
look at that and you know about Miami and all that,
and he's from there, and he's a character, and he's
on the show every was It Tuesday, Monday and Tuesday.
So he calls in and does ask a weed man.
He's a fun guy. You want to call up, you
can challenge him. Come now, it's all good.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I don't have to.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Challenge in Miami?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Has the weather? Does they subscribe for a.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Great you know?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I understand, understand. I gotta go from thank you man.
I'm up against it. Time to pay off the who
am I?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Game?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Dolphin to a tongue of my low became the first
quarterback to throw three interceptions in two straight games since me?
Who am I? Asks the question? What's the answer? William's
going with? Bobby Douglas, Eric Weddle from Scrooge.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
In the Bay Area or northern California? Who else do
we have? Art Bell? The legend art Bell from the
Kingdom of Nine.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I actually visited perumpt, Nevada, and I realized that the
Kingdom of Nine was just Ny County, Nevada, where he
broadcasts from. I thought it was some mystical place from
the Bible. Just a county in Nevada.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Jameis Winston from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. Danny Heap from
mister nice guy.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Who do we have here?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Jamis Winston guest by Femi the number one uber each
driver there in Minnesota, the state state bluff marshmallow Man
from my guy Doc Dan. Who else do we have?
A blind Scott by Mallard Propaet.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
What say you, Lorain up the wicked witch of the West. No,
it's Philip Rivers Back in twenty nineteen. Philip Rivers
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