November 6, 2025 • 41 mins
Ben Maller talks about Kyler Murray landing on the IR with the Cardinals claiming he has a foot injury, is there more to the story? Also, Jets RB Breece Hall saying he never formally requested a trade from the Jets but refused to say if he wanted one, if the Colts should take it slow with Sauce Gardner, and much more!
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here in our number one Cardinals quarterback the Little Fella
Kyler Murray Alligator Arms Murray is going on injured reserve.
The Cardinals are claiming that he has a foot injury,
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even though he looked really good in practiced last week.
Is there more to this story? Also, running back Bryce
Hall says he never formally requested a trade from the
Jets at the twenty twenty five NFL trade deadline. However,
he refused to say if he wanted one, can you
decode what all that means? And should the Colts go
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slow in study with Sauce Gardner or feed him to
the falcons in Berlin this weekend. There is a bit
of debate on that. I guess you can figure out
which side I'm on. Don't waste any time here. It
is our number one. It is a house of cards situation.
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Do do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do do Hard Leave this hour
from Airzona. A small wink wink nod nod, small follow
up to a previous malor monologue. In an episode recently
of this show, we discussed the demotion of the Little
Fella at quarterback in the Valley of the Sun. Well,
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the plot thickens in the Land of the Cacti. If
you have not heard the latest on this, maybe not.
We have learned that the Cardinals, after demoting their forty
plus million dollars a year bust at quarterback. They have
now decided to place the little fella, Kyler Murray Alligator
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Arms Murray on injured reserve. They're claiming he has a
foot injury. Oh my god, that means he will now
miss a minimum a minimum of four more games. So
that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
the question Cardinals quarterback he's now a backup because he's
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been demoted Kyler Murray quarterback, Kyler Murray going on injured
reserve with a foot injury. Is there more to this story?
All right? So I've got church lamps plus and Johnny
Cash and we will combine all of these things together
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and we are going to make a delicious, cheesy, extra
cheesy case of da is what we're gonna make. Hey, uh,
this story, I love it. It's perfect for what I
do because there's a lot of people who are Pinocchio
in the story. There's a lot of line going on.
This story stinks like weak old chili. Okay, it really does.
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Even Stevie Meatballs and Andrew and Bakersfield can see what's happening.
And they're both blind, but they can see what's happening.
This isn't about the foot. It was never about the foot.
It's about getting alligator arms Murray the hell away from
the locker room. The talkson that is Kyler Murray without
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saying the quiet part out loud. All right, So here's
the head coach of the Cardinals, Jonathan Gannon, giving his
thoughts and listen to this bull crap from the Cardinals
coach right now. What he's gonna concentrate on is getting healthy.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Enough to pay to get healthy, I'm certain can get
back to playing football.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
A liar, liar pants on fire, liar liar pants umer
oh man. So, if you haven't been following, and why
would you, The Cardinals are one of the worst teams
in the NFL. They have almost no fans. Shout out
to our friends listening in the Greater Phoenix area and
all over Arizona. But that said, if you haven't been
following the Daily soulp Popper, let me give you a rundown.
I'll give you the table read on the script here
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the last couple of weeks. So, first of all, when
Kyler got hurt, it was his day to day. Then
it was Kyler's questionable, then it was well Jacoby Brissett
gonna start, but Kyler might play. He's really really close,
He's really really close. Then it was, well, don't worry,
Kyler's still our starter. He's still our QB number one.
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And then after watching Jacoby Brissett move the offense with
some efficiency, all of a sudden, it was, well, Jacoby's
our starter, but Kyler will be back soon. And now
boom goes the dynamite. Injured deserve four weeks of can
kun little vacation, and it's the NFL's breakup playbook. It's
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not you, Kyler, It's us. It's not you, it's us.
You can practically hear the classic Neil Sadeka song breaking
Up Is Hard to Do playing in the background. There
is some incriminating evidence against the Cardinals and Kyler Murray.
That would be a clip of Kyler practicing last week
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where he looked fine, running and galloping all over the field. No,
they benched alligator arms, Murray. They benched him so hard?
How hard was it? They mentioned him so hard they
had to invent out of thin air, this horrific foot injury.
Did he trip over his PlayStation late at night? I
don't know, Is that what we're supposed to believe here.
(07:52):
So I'm guessing the doctors as we go into the
twilight's onwer here, the doctors are prescribing grueling rehab, and
I really think thoughts and prayers for Kyler Murray the rehab.
And again this is sources not close to the situation,
but the rehab for Kyler will involve a lot of
doses of call of duty, a lot of that seven
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to ten hours a day, aggressive game playing, a lot
of thumb rehab, a lot of you know, holding the joystick, headset, parrapy,
very important, very very important. Got to have that headset,
got to hear right when you're playing the game. Maybe
a little online rage management, just a little bit, just
a little bit. So the PR spin, having done this
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job for more than a couple of days, the PR
spin is always the same. It's we just need to
give him more time to heal. That's it. You can't
question that, you'd be the bad guy. You can't say
anything is wrong with that. Yeah, right, how about more
time for call of duty and a trip to church? Right,
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as the church lady used to say in that famous
sna else get back in the day, Well, isn't that convene. Yet,
isn't that convenient that Kyler gets demoted and all of
a sudden his foot injury flares up without practicing. Yeah,
so injured reserve. Very convenient. I are into the injury tent.
Gives the Cardinals the old naked bootleg. It buys the
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front office some time. You don't have to explain why
you paid Kyler Murray a lottery payout, a bonanza, a jackpot,
forty three million dollars a year, and he got beat
out by a scrub journeyman stiff named Jacoby Brissett. And
now you say, well, he's hurt. He's hurt. You can't
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question the medicine. Yeah, okay, And by January it'll be
well out of an abundance of caution. Actually, more like
mid December, out of an abundance of caution. We're gonna
shut the little fellow down for the season. You can't
question that either. Don't question that they come March, he'll
quietly be regifted like a holiday fruitcake. There's some desperate
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team that still believes that they can find the pixie
dust and get the little munchkin running around again. All right? Now,
Page two, So to Jersey we Go a follow up
follow up to a story we also talked about in
a previous episode. So as speculation arose that running back
Breecee Hall was not not a happy camper, he did
(10:30):
not want to remain with the Jets. Trade deadline was
earlier this week, and he's claiming now he's gonna set
the records straight, or at least he did set the
record straight. So Breesehall told an assembled gaggle of Game
Green reporters Gang Green reporters that he never, ever, ever
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formally requested a trade from the Jets. Didn't do it,
did not happen. All those Mallard monologues where we talked
about Breese Hall demanding a trade that was all made up.
It was all bull crap. Clearly. However, he did play Bristol,
played coy when asked whether or not he actually wanted
to be traded or not. So he did play a
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little bit cooy. The question for the esteem panel, you
got running back Bristall saying that he never formally requested
a trade from the Jets at the deadline. However, he
did refuse to say if he wanted one, can you
deck code this one? So we're gonna wrestle with this one.
We're gonna we're gonna decode it. And here's what my
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much thought. So so Bristol's out here. What he's doing
is lawyering his way through the media like a guy
caught with all the receipts on his phone. I never
formally requested one, so place now I'm gonna use my
vintage about this su on e Bay. It's a vintage
Star Trek Klingon translator ring. And these are very very
(11:56):
hard to get. I got one on eBay a couple
of years ago. It's a Star trek On translator ring.
Shout out to Captain Kirk, enemy of the show, so
Breesehall wanted out. However, the paperwork got lost in the
fax machine. How do you like them apples? Yeah, that's
the ticket right now. No, Hall's doing the day. It's
(12:16):
the give me liberty or give me death speech, except
it's please give me my homes or give me death. Well,
looks like he'll be hanging out with the Grim Reaper.
He thought he was getting a ticket to Kansas City,
home of the Ben Maler chicken fingers and a pretty
good football team at Arrowhead, and instead he ended up
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back in Florham Park, aka the football version of the
never ending DMV line that does not move. So now
Breesehall is moonlighting. He's got a little side hustle. He's
working at Lamps Plus and he's not going to sell
you a chandelier or a floor lamp. His specialty is
gas lighting. So if you need some gas lightings guy,
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And yeah, no, I never wanted to leave. I never
want to leave. Hey, numb nuts, you had a hashtag
hashtag three twenty, which is his uniform number. You were
basically standing outside the facility waving a flare gun and
about to fire it in the sky. So standard dysfunction
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with the Jets. And you've got Quinn Williams. You juxtaposed
Breeze Hall, who was sending out these not so subtle messages.
And then you've got Breeze Hall meanwhile, or Quintin Williams meanwhile,
and who ended up in Dallas, who did want to trade,
who asked for a trade. We didn't find out about
it until after he was traded. He kept it in
the house, kept his mouth shut, didn't go to the
social media, didn't do any of that, which is the
(13:44):
wise move. In case you don't actually get traded. Like
Breese Hall in the meanwhile, who was subtweeting the organization
and playing the victim card from the bottom of the deck.
He wanted to be traded, He needed to be traded.
He desperately tried to get traded. It didn't happen, It
didn't have it. So now he's doing the Dingleberry two step.
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You deny, you deflect, and you diffuse the triple D.
Instead of getting handoffs and little screen passes from Patrick Mahomes,
he's stuck in the boondocks of the NFL, Breese Hall
trudgling through the metropolis of misery that is the New
York Jets. All right, now, speaking of Jets and former Jets,
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the last word, we circle around the audio device. We
go to Indianapolis where it got real saucy. It got
real saucy. So Sauce Gardner put on the horseshoe for
the first time, coming off a concussion. He did not
play in the Jets last game. Sauce was a full participant,
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we are told. In his first practice there is a
clip of him dropping what would have been what was it? Drill?
I wouldn't say it's an interception, but he dropped a
ball that a game could have would have should have
been an interception, So there was that. Now it is
said to be a case where he is still not
guaranteed to play this weekend. He hasn't been medically cleared.
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The Colts are going to Berlin because we need that.
Who doesn't need football in Germany? I mean, my god,
They're dying for it over there. They love that anyway.
So a sauce Gardener not guaranteed to play in Berlin.
He must meet with a bunch of doctors and clearly
concussion protocol. Now some more rewarts I love this out
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of an abundance of caution, believe the cults should be
cautious and they should not put the player around there
until he's fully ready to go. It would be a
huge mistake, a huge mistake to rush sauce Gardener. So
question should the Colts go slow in study, slow in
study with sauce Gardener or feed him to the falcons
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that is the opponent in Berlin. So nothing says medical
caution like flying halfway across the world. If you will
to play a international gimmick game. These games are gimmicks
that people don't really want them there. The NFL just
wants their money. They're trying to indoctrinate future generations of fans.
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But just give sauce. Here's what you do. You put
them on the plane, you have him take a nap,
You get over there and you get him a broadwurst
and some schnitzel. He'll be fine. Is this in study hall?
This is the NFL and all that stuff. You don't
trade multiple first round draft picks for a defensive back.
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And you're heading into week ten, so you have a
limited amount of inventory left on the shelf, and you're like,
all right, why don't we just leave him back in
the hotel in Berlin. He can do some hot yoga
and stay in the day spot while the team gets
ready to play Michael Pennix Junior and the Falcons. Well,
that'll make sense. That's a good idea. No, who said that.
Nobody would say that. Not at all, not a good idea.
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So you go all in, like the lap of luxury.
You go all in, You push your chips and this
is the forever player. You're shut down defensive back. We'll
see if it works out. And so this is a
results based business. And Shane Steichen, the head coach there
in Indy, he knows Jim Mersey's daughter who's running the
show because Jim Mersey is dead, is probably singing Johnny
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Cash and June Carter's do it. Time's a wasting, all right,
times a wasting, And Indy did not make this transaction
to allow Sauce Gardener to hang out in a laboratory
somewhere and just kind of chill out until you're one
hundred percent. They went out for better or worse. Time
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will tell whether or not this is going to be
an amazing dealer or not. I like the fact that
they went for it. The only problem is the Colts
are now stuck with Indiana Jones at quarterback, Daniel Jones,
and that's a bad nightmare anyway. So you bought the
JP Morgan stock. You bought the JP Morgan stock, not
some penny pump and dump crypto scam. So you play them,
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you don't have to pay them. The Jets already worked
out the contract, so the advice from me would be
just hit the drive through, grab a couple of corn dogs,
some chili cheese fries at Wiener schnitzel. They must have
that in Germany. That's the only German food I eat.
And then throw the sauce, throw the sauce right on
top there, and that's it, and you and you're You're
good to go, and who says no? I don't see
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Ferg Dog writes, and he says, Ben, I am going
to give you your flowers. You were the first person
to realize that alligator arms Murray blow. Now that he's benched,
I hope all the Cardinal fans are man enough to
admit you were right, all five of them. Yeah. In fact,
we have an open line if a Cardinal fan will
do the Kyler Murray hour of apology, if you'd like
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to call up and apologize all the nim rods in Arizona.
I get it. There's nothing to do there. You're bored
out of your mind. You're like, oh, let's watch the Cardinals. Okay,
we got a good quarterback. No, you don't. Your quarterback sucks. Well,
you shouldn't say that. You're just doing the Overnight show.
But I'm right, it doesn't matter. You shouldn't say that. Okay,
but I'm correct. Okay, you sucked fine, Late Night Drug
Tester writes in he says, great Kyler Murray Mallard monologue,
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we should keep an eye out for his new gamer
tag on call of duty, traumatized toes, foot flare up
and agonizing ankle. Yeah, any one of those? Sure? Why not?
Not a burner? He writes, And he has been. Wouldn't
that be the ultimate validation for Sean McVay when he
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transforms Kyler Murray into an all pro next? Now, I
think Kyler Murray is gonna end up in Vegas with
the Raiders. Little guy in Vegas like a side show.
I got there performing on Fremont Street near the iHeart
Building there in Vegas. Jason in Cannzah City says, hey,
(23:18):
it's been a while. Yeah, where you've been, Jason? Did
you sell out to the dreaded day shift, Jason, did
we lose another good foot soldier in the mal of
militia to take? Damn? I'm sick of the damn day
shift taking good, hard working salt of the Earth people
and taking them from the overnight to the day. It's
(23:38):
not right. We lost Jay Dot recently to the day shift.
May he rest in peace. Jason says, It's been a
while since I sent a message in, but I have
been listening. Ben Sauce should definitely take the trip to
Germany to feast on the falcons. Poor receiving corps and
for the Falcons. It's basically just Drake London and nobody else. Yeah,
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so you're gonna have London in Berlin. London in Berlin
is how that's going to go. Yeah, that'll be That'll
be a good time. See what else we have to see?
Page Dan not a burner, also says Ben. Was there
any rioting or things as being set on fire after
the Doyers won the little hunk of Metal? Yeah, there's
(24:24):
all any any one thing about La Man. I think
this is true pretty much anywhere, but people in la
they want any reason to burn and destroy stuff. There's
a there's a percentage of people that love destroying property.
They just get off on it. It's there. They love it.
They can't get enough of it. They love to break
stuff and class and damaged cars and burn stuff. They
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had hoodlums. Rebecca rights, and I've heard from her in
a while. Either must be the full moon, Must be
the full moon. Rebecca says, how about the the Lakers went? Oh,
come on, Rebecca, you want me to break down a
regular season NBA game? Please? And I do have a
story on that later because I got bamboozled by the
NBA and I'm upset about it. I'm not happy about it.
(25:11):
She says, what a thrilling game? Okay, Well, calm down.
Didn't Wemby foul out of that game? Didn't the officials
help the Lakers out by having Wemby foul out? I
believe they did. So the league get again in the
tank for the Lakers. He says, congratulations on your Dodgers
in the World Series. Well, thank you, Rebecca. I pitched
a couple of innings in Game four the World Series.
Nobody saw that, but I did. He says, what do
(25:33):
you make of the Clippers owner being sued? I'm not
really worried about it. You can sue anybody for anything
at any time. And Balmber's bomber, as they say, when
it depends how much money you have, how much how
much legal defense you can afford. He'll he'll be okay.
I think he'll be all right. Super Marcus Steve writes
(25:54):
in says, do you still have that big Captain kirkdall
I gave you for your birth? Yes? I do have it.
Has it been eight years, super Marcus Steve? Wow? Yeah.
We had a battle with the actor William Shatner that
played Captain Kirk and one of the great radio battles
of all time, which fortunately did not get any national
(26:17):
attention because we would have been just absolutely killed. But
overnight radio show is attacking an American Canadian icon in
William Shatner. What are we doing? But we went to
war and the Malord Militia one of my proudest moments
doing the talk show. The Malard Militia took down the Trekies.
(26:37):
The Mallard Militia, this small, upstart group of people that
work in grocery stores, truck drivers, bakers, security guards, janitors,
people working factories. We took down the mighty Trekkies in
a battle Royale, a cyber battle. One of the great
moments in the history of Fox Sports Radio that a trekkie,
(27:02):
a trekkie paid hundreds of dollars to end to end
the battle. So yeah, Shatner had blocked me. I don't
need to get into it right now, but it was.
It went went on for a while, and it was
very entertaining for the show. And Shatner still going strong.
(27:22):
He is in his nineties. He's in bonus time now.
Shats good for him. Way to go, Nature Boy writes
and says Kyler needs extreme veasse foot massage top with
some intense toe sucking. Oh yeah, all right. Somebody sent
me a clip on text that Jimmy Kimmel, who was
(27:45):
briefly taken off ABC. Okay, I guess he's back on
for the two people that watched that show. But I
guess the vassy was on that. They showed a clip
from the locker room when Bess was sucking up to
key k Hernandez and Keyk was sucking up to him,
And I guess they showed that on on the Jimmy
Kimmel Show. See what else do we have? Page Dad?
(28:06):
All right, let's go to the phone. Say enough of that.
I can read these things all day and we probably will.
Let's go to eeny meenie miney mall. Let's say hello
to Andre in the Commonwealth. The rare and appropriate call
from Andre in the Commonwealth. Hello, Andre, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Ben?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
It's good to be with you. I'm one of these, uh,
these day shift casualties right now is we're in the
thicket things with the school year. Nonetheless, I happen to
be up tonight, you know, doing uh, you know, getting
some things done. Actually it's a relative I had to
take down if you signs, Ben, you know, talked about
(28:44):
just kind of being involved in education school committee.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
You know you're run okay, we got to put all.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
These signs up.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
The next thing, you know, after the election, you got
to take all the sides down.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, if you know, if you don't remember where they are,
what are you gonna do? You know, that's a problem, right.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
You know, that's a veber.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
You know, you get a call saying, you know, what
the heck? You know, people are up and arms. So
we had to avoid that, you know, go out there
and get the signed and getting to be along. But
I said, hey, you know I got to call in.
I gotta check in with Big Ben. It's been far
too long. That wasn't here in terms of sauce. What
what what are we doing? You know he's starting off
in a new place. We gotta get on the right page. Ben, Okay,
(29:20):
we can't have we can't have anything, uh getting them
getting in the way of the type of situation. So
you know you're talking about the team is not happy
and so on and forth. No, no, no, no, we we
need to we need to mend the fences so that
everybody is in or you know, similar to myself as
I've been dere looked in my mal and militia duties.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Well, aren't you a Jets I thought you were a
Jets fan? Aren't you a Jets fan? I thought you're
from Jersey and D and D.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
From the great data, from the great data.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
So do you you support every three years just blowing
the whole team up? And the con it really is
a great con that you draft players and then a
couple of them turn out to be good, then you
trade them for more draft picks. Is that not a
never ending cycle of doom? It sounds like it to me.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
I agree, Ben, You know, but that's him, the Jets.
It's a labor of love and of paint myself, Mike Greenberg,
you know, others, you know, just dealing with So.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I want to, I want to. I want to run
this by Andre. You're the perfect person, because I was
going to do this anyway, and you're here and you're
a Jets fan. So Aaron Glenn, who's seemingly buried already
as the Jets coach, right, the team socks. They got
one win. They just traded away their top two defensive
players for future scratcher tickets. And Aaron Glenn was asked
(30:38):
about the current state of the Jets roster, which I
think we'd all agree is not very good. He said,
I want this to be a team. This is a
quote from Aaron Glenn. I want this to be a
team that the fans are proud of. But again I
never said they were going to be proud of them
right now.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Yeah, that sounds fen to me, speaking of you know,
it sounds like my go Ray Richardson what people might remember.
The ship be thinking, Okay, yes, that is a great that.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Is a great quote. The ship thinking that that is
that's ould simate great Richardson.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
In the nineteen eighties. Next Bernard King before David Stern
come in and changed up the Knicks and the NBA
got things rolling, right, Ben, I'm glad to.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Be with you.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Can't wait for thanks people when I can check in
a little bit more regularly. Great to hear from everybody.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
All right, be good to have some sleep Onny. Say
he hello? Your dog willis?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
There?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Goes Andre, another guy that we lost to the day shift.
Who's next? Let's say hello to Here's a name I
haven't seen on my board, and sometime I thought he
retired from the show. Sir scratch Off in Arkansas? Hello,
Sir scratch Off, Welcome.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
What's going on there? Being you know being? I will
tell you something. First off, you got one of your
college out there. I don't do this very often, but
you got one in college out there. And I can't
slam him anymore because I'll give up all my special
media out there, you know, and it keeps me safe.
But that old leprechaun that before Old Playing got off
(32:07):
the Friday night show, he came on the slamming the
Ben Matters show, and I tell you what, I was
so mad that night. I wanted to go through my
regular and bust his head because you know, you are
a punk sometimes and I don't agree with you, but
Kim scramming you with somebody on the show. And then
he comes on your show and he asks like he
loves you and he wants to be your best friend.
(32:28):
But you know me, I'm very blunt. I just tell
you your face I feel but this your stuff like that. Man,
I've been here for a long time with the show
every night. It is fad. You know it. Don't lie?
And he got me fast. Don't you go to and
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Your phone, your phones bringing up your fun. Your phone
is bringing up So you're claiming here, and uh, just
for the record, and I want to let everyone in
the militia know. So you're you're claiming now that leprechaun
from from Boston. He trashed the show, Mike the Leprechaun
on another Fox Sports radio show. Uh, and then came
on our show and was all nice, is that correct? Okay,
(33:08):
we'll never know.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Are you gone? Uh?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Well maybe, I mean I'll be gone in a few hours.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Take a point about the quarterbacks.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Oh I didn't I didn't hear any of that. I
didn't hear anything.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
You take old Murray, and you take Old Prescott, and
you take O Sean Watt at all these times, rack
you wasting your money being out of corporation. We ain't
got time for all this crime baby stuff going on.
Put them on a buns and ship them off somewhere
because all they do is wasting your money, wasting your time,
and your team ain't getting no wins.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay. So it was just, uh, where should we send
them to Guantanamo Bay? Where should we send them?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Man? I don't know, brother, send them wherever. But you know,
I hear you talk abou a bunch of you guys
over and over and you make sense. But then you
take this team, call the doctors, and they gonna try
and win a Dynasta next year, you know, and they're
gonna be the best team. But always been saying, and
i'most get off here. The Saint Louis Cardinals and Yankees
got more wins in baseball. That's all I got to say.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
You have great takes.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Okay, that's wonderful. We'll celebrate the nineteen twenties Yankees. That's
the way to do it. See, since twenty seventeen in
the World Series. The Dodgers have been to the World
Series see twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, twenty twenty, the hardest
World Series of all time twenty twenty four to twenty
(34:27):
twenty five, so they are in that time. The Dodgers
have won three World Series twenty twenty, twenty twenty four,
twenty twenty five. That's three. They lost one to the
Red Sox and they the tie. They didn't lose to
the ass one one thousand and two, one thousand holes.
(34:48):
That was not a loss. That was not a loss
because the team cheated from Houston, so.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
That'll seated Astros.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
That's right, blah blah. That's Marcel the Great, Marcel and Brooklyn.
So there are three one in one in the World
Series in this run since twenty seventeen, so it seems
like a dynasty in me. He win three in a
short period of time, less than ten years. That seems
to be the standard. You got to usually win back
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to back, although I don't think San Antonio and Basketball
went back to back. Andrea checks in Virgo and Service.
She usually astrology inside it with timely forecasting about astrology
and all that. She says, a happy, full beaver moon.
It sounds like your listeners are enjoying it. There you go.
(35:37):
Nurse Jockey says, I wipe them a nice beaver. Okay,
that's right, everyone does. Nurse Jockey writes and says, I
wipe Mike took us with political signs. I had a
neighbor of mine a couple of years ago. I think
I told the story on the air. I might have
been on the podcast, the Fifth Hour podcast, but I
had a neighbor of mine that was explaining to me.
(35:58):
He says, he wastes the elections. And then the town
that I'm in, three days after the election, they have
a rule on the city charter that three days after
the election, any signs, any election signs that are up
are fair game to take. That if the people haven't
removed the signs within three days of an election, you
(36:20):
can take the signs. And so this guy will go
around three days after the election and he'll just pick
up a bunch of signs, and then he repurposes him
for like garage sales and stuff. That's his little hustle.
I'll put at like a sandwich board on top of him,
and that's his deal. So he's been doing that for
a while. I don't think he makes any money at it,
but he seems to enjoy it. So whatever gets you
(36:42):
through life, why not? It is the Ben Malor show.
This show getting us through the night and through the
overnight hours. Time. Now for the who am I Game?
And this is where I pretend to be somebody else.
Thus I call it to who am I Game? So
Seattle receiver Jackson Smith in Jigba. Now you know you
have to be good when your last name is in
(37:04):
jigba and people know how to say it right. It
was in sports. I remember when Yiannis at Dan Tokoombo
came on. Nobody knew how to pronounce his name. It's
called mcgreek freak. Then he became an MVP multiple times.
It's like, we know how to pronounce his name. Well,
Jackson Smith and Jigba another guy that's like, that's a mouthful,
but you know how to say his name because he's good.
So Jackson Smith and Jigba leads the NFL with nine
(37:25):
hundred and forty eight receiving yards. He surpassed me for
the most receiving yards by a player under the age
of twenty five. In his team's first eight games of
a season in NFL history. That is the who am I?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Game?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
The answer?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Next, be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maller Show.
Good to have you hanging out. Thank you for listening.
We know you have options, not good ones this time
of the night, but you found us and that's all
you need. Take you here every night. You are an insomniac.
If you're listening live, you're a night owl, and you're
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good stuff on YouTube at Ben Mahler's Show. And now
back to it all right, back to where we go
and time now to pay off the who am I? Game?
This is where we pretend to be somebody else and
(38:48):
you have to figure out who I am. See, that's
the that's the bit, all right. Anyway, here it is
right now, here we go. Seattle wide receiver Jackson Smith
and Jigbo leads the entire NFL with nine hundred and
forty eight receiving yards and surpassed me for the most
receiving yards by a player under the age of twenty
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five in his team's first eight games of a season.
This is in the NFL. His story. So that is
the question. What is the answer. Let's see, let's see
maybe knows a homeless poppy guessed by milkman Mike in Colorado.
Let's see page now supermarket Steve says, you are Lisa
(39:31):
an my favorite feud. That's right. We did get into
a feud with porn star Lisa. And now if you're
a porn star, you're a porn star for life. You
don't ever lose the title, you know how Like when
you're like a movie star, you're no longer a movie star.
But if you're a porn star for some reason, you
just keep that title. Even. Yeah, it does seem to
(39:52):
follow you, that is correct? Will that be the case
for the only fans models, will they say only fans model?
I don't know what else Nascar our legend Dick Trickle
from Eloy from Compton. Who else Paige dan Ozzie was,
says Chris Fuamatu Ma Falla is the answer. It's another
(40:14):
name that I learned how to pronounce. Not because he's good,
but he's didn't play any more, but it's a fun name.
Russell Stover a holiday tradition from far out Dave Sir
yacks a lot guessed by Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota.
Jordie Nelson from Eke a nice man met him at
the Mala Meat and Greet in Minnesota. There Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
(40:36):
Jerry or Rice or plastic Man from Spoxweed on the
Oregon Trail. Shane in Des Moines going with Jamal Adams
is his answer. Just Josh has never forget spats with
Shatz the all time who things we've done on the
show and just happened organically, just happened organically. Lorena, do
(40:57):
you have an answer? Lorena, I gotta go with Leonard
let Little killed the woman. Good answer that is incorrect.
Correct answer would be none other than Pro Football Hall
of Famer Isaac Bruce from the Greatest Show on Turf
back in nineteen ninety five, before they were the Greatest
Show on Turf. Yeah, well the same team, but he
(41:18):
I think he drunk drove. I don't think he did that.
Raising Arizona. Well not quite well, come in. It's our
number one, our number one, and we are geeked out
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Week ten of the NFL kicks off later today. And
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little bit later, so check that out as well. And
here in our number one Cardinals quarterback the Little Fella
Kyler Murray Alligator Arms Murray is going on injured reserve.
The Cardinals are claiming that he has a foot injury,
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even though he looked really good in practiced last week.
Is there more to this story? Also, running back Bryce
Hall says he never formally requested a trade from the
Jets at the twenty twenty five NFL trade deadline. However,
he refused to say if he wanted one, can you
decode what all that means? And should the Colts go
(01:26):
slow in study with Sauce Gardner or feed him to
the falcons in Berlin this weekend. There is a bit
of debate on that. I guess you can figure out
which side I'm on. Don't waste any time here. It
is our number one. It is a house of cards situation.
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Do do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do do Hard Leave this hour
from Airzona. A small wink wink nod nod, small follow
up to a previous malor monologue. In an episode recently
of this show, we discussed the demotion of the Little
Fella at quarterback in the Valley of the Sun. Well,
(03:49):
the plot thickens in the Land of the Cacti. If
you have not heard the latest on this, maybe not.
We have learned that the Cardinals, after demoting their forty
plus million dollars a year bust at quarterback. They have
now decided to place the little fella, Kyler Murray Alligator
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Arms Murray on injured reserve. They're claiming he has a
foot injury. Oh my god, that means he will now
miss a minimum a minimum of four more games. So
that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
the question Cardinals quarterback he's now a backup because he's
(04:33):
been demoted Kyler Murray quarterback, Kyler Murray going on injured
reserve with a foot injury. Is there more to this story?
All right? So I've got church lamps plus and Johnny
Cash and we will combine all of these things together
(04:53):
and we are going to make a delicious, cheesy, extra
cheesy case of da is what we're gonna make. Hey, uh,
this story, I love it. It's perfect for what I
do because there's a lot of people who are Pinocchio
in the story. There's a lot of line going on.
This story stinks like weak old chili. Okay, it really does.
(05:18):
Even Stevie Meatballs and Andrew and Bakersfield can see what's happening.
And they're both blind, but they can see what's happening.
This isn't about the foot. It was never about the foot.
It's about getting alligator arms Murray the hell away from
the locker room. The talkson that is Kyler Murray without
(05:40):
saying the quiet part out loud. All right, So here's
the head coach of the Cardinals, Jonathan Gannon, giving his
thoughts and listen to this bull crap from the Cardinals
coach right now. What he's gonna concentrate on is getting healthy.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Enough to pay to get healthy, I'm certain can get
back to playing football.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
A liar, liar pants on fire, liar liar pants umer
oh man. So, if you haven't been following, and why
would you, The Cardinals are one of the worst teams
in the NFL. They have almost no fans. Shout out
to our friends listening in the Greater Phoenix area and
all over Arizona. But that said, if you haven't been
following the Daily soulp Popper, let me give you a rundown.
I'll give you the table read on the script here
(06:24):
the last couple of weeks. So, first of all, when
Kyler got hurt, it was his day to day. Then
it was Kyler's questionable, then it was well Jacoby Brissett
gonna start, but Kyler might play. He's really really close,
He's really really close. Then it was, well, don't worry,
Kyler's still our starter. He's still our QB number one.
(06:45):
And then after watching Jacoby Brissett move the offense with
some efficiency, all of a sudden, it was, well, Jacoby's
our starter, but Kyler will be back soon. And now
boom goes the dynamite. Injured deserve four weeks of can
kun little vacation, and it's the NFL's breakup playbook. It's
(07:08):
not you, Kyler, It's us. It's not you, it's us.
You can practically hear the classic Neil Sadeka song breaking
Up Is Hard to Do playing in the background. There
is some incriminating evidence against the Cardinals and Kyler Murray.
That would be a clip of Kyler practicing last week
(07:31):
where he looked fine, running and galloping all over the field. No,
they benched alligator arms, Murray. They benched him so hard?
How hard was it? They mentioned him so hard they
had to invent out of thin air, this horrific foot injury.
Did he trip over his PlayStation late at night? I
don't know, Is that what we're supposed to believe here.
(07:52):
So I'm guessing the doctors as we go into the
twilight's onwer here, the doctors are prescribing grueling rehab, and
I really think thoughts and prayers for Kyler Murray the rehab.
And again this is sources not close to the situation,
but the rehab for Kyler will involve a lot of
doses of call of duty, a lot of that seven
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to ten hours a day, aggressive game playing, a lot
of thumb rehab, a lot of you know, holding the joystick, headset, parrapy,
very important, very very important. Got to have that headset,
got to hear right when you're playing the game. Maybe
a little online rage management, just a little bit, just
a little bit. So the PR spin, having done this
(08:37):
job for more than a couple of days, the PR
spin is always the same. It's we just need to
give him more time to heal. That's it. You can't
question that, you'd be the bad guy. You can't say
anything is wrong with that. Yeah, right, how about more
time for call of duty and a trip to church? Right,
(08:57):
as the church lady used to say in that famous
sna else get back in the day, Well, isn't that convene. Yet,
isn't that convenient that Kyler gets demoted and all of
a sudden his foot injury flares up without practicing. Yeah,
so injured reserve. Very convenient. I are into the injury tent.
Gives the Cardinals the old naked bootleg. It buys the
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front office some time. You don't have to explain why
you paid Kyler Murray a lottery payout, a bonanza, a jackpot,
forty three million dollars a year, and he got beat
out by a scrub journeyman stiff named Jacoby Brissett. And
now you say, well, he's hurt. He's hurt. You can't
(09:42):
question the medicine. Yeah, okay, And by January it'll be
well out of an abundance of caution. Actually, more like
mid December, out of an abundance of caution. We're gonna
shut the little fellow down for the season. You can't
question that either. Don't question that they come March, he'll
quietly be regifted like a holiday fruitcake. There's some desperate
(10:06):
team that still believes that they can find the pixie
dust and get the little munchkin running around again. All right? Now,
Page two, So to Jersey we Go a follow up
follow up to a story we also talked about in
a previous episode. So as speculation arose that running back
Breecee Hall was not not a happy camper, he did
(10:30):
not want to remain with the Jets. Trade deadline was
earlier this week, and he's claiming now he's gonna set
the records straight, or at least he did set the
record straight. So Breesehall told an assembled gaggle of Game
Green reporters Gang Green reporters that he never, ever, ever
(10:51):
formally requested a trade from the Jets. Didn't do it,
did not happen. All those Mallard monologues where we talked
about Breese Hall demanding a trade that was all made up.
It was all bull crap. Clearly. However, he did play Bristol,
played coy when asked whether or not he actually wanted
to be traded or not. So he did play a
(11:12):
little bit cooy. The question for the esteem panel, you
got running back Bristall saying that he never formally requested
a trade from the Jets at the deadline. However, he
did refuse to say if he wanted one, can you
deck code this one? So we're gonna wrestle with this one.
We're gonna we're gonna decode it. And here's what my
(11:36):
much thought. So so Bristol's out here. What he's doing
is lawyering his way through the media like a guy
caught with all the receipts on his phone. I never
formally requested one, so place now I'm gonna use my
vintage about this su on e Bay. It's a vintage
Star Trek Klingon translator ring. And these are very very
(11:56):
hard to get. I got one on eBay a couple
of years ago. It's a Star trek On translator ring.
Shout out to Captain Kirk, enemy of the show, so
Breesehall wanted out. However, the paperwork got lost in the
fax machine. How do you like them apples? Yeah, that's
the ticket right now. No, Hall's doing the day. It's
(12:16):
the give me liberty or give me death speech, except
it's please give me my homes or give me death. Well,
looks like he'll be hanging out with the Grim Reaper.
He thought he was getting a ticket to Kansas City,
home of the Ben Maler chicken fingers and a pretty
good football team at Arrowhead, and instead he ended up
(12:38):
back in Florham Park, aka the football version of the
never ending DMV line that does not move. So now
Breesehall is moonlighting. He's got a little side hustle. He's
working at Lamps Plus and he's not going to sell
you a chandelier or a floor lamp. His specialty is
gas lighting. So if you need some gas lightings guy,
(13:01):
And yeah, no, I never wanted to leave. I never
want to leave. Hey, numb nuts, you had a hashtag
hashtag three twenty, which is his uniform number. You were
basically standing outside the facility waving a flare gun and
about to fire it in the sky. So standard dysfunction
(13:22):
with the Jets. And you've got Quinn Williams. You juxtaposed
Breeze Hall, who was sending out these not so subtle messages.
And then you've got Breeze Hall meanwhile, or Quintin Williams meanwhile,
and who ended up in Dallas, who did want to trade,
who asked for a trade. We didn't find out about
it until after he was traded. He kept it in
the house, kept his mouth shut, didn't go to the
social media, didn't do any of that, which is the
(13:44):
wise move. In case you don't actually get traded. Like
Breese Hall in the meanwhile, who was subtweeting the organization
and playing the victim card from the bottom of the deck.
He wanted to be traded, He needed to be traded.
He desperately tried to get traded. It didn't happen, It
didn't have it. So now he's doing the Dingleberry two step.
(14:04):
You deny, you deflect, and you diffuse the triple D.
Instead of getting handoffs and little screen passes from Patrick Mahomes,
he's stuck in the boondocks of the NFL, Breese Hall
trudgling through the metropolis of misery that is the New
York Jets. All right, now, speaking of Jets and former Jets,
(14:26):
the last word, we circle around the audio device. We
go to Indianapolis where it got real saucy. It got
real saucy. So Sauce Gardner put on the horseshoe for
the first time, coming off a concussion. He did not
play in the Jets last game. Sauce was a full participant,
(14:46):
we are told. In his first practice there is a
clip of him dropping what would have been what was it? Drill?
I wouldn't say it's an interception, but he dropped a
ball that a game could have would have should have
been an interception, So there was that. Now it is
said to be a case where he is still not
guaranteed to play this weekend. He hasn't been medically cleared.
(15:09):
The Colts are going to Berlin because we need that.
Who doesn't need football in Germany? I mean, my god,
They're dying for it over there. They love that anyway.
So a sauce Gardener not guaranteed to play in Berlin.
He must meet with a bunch of doctors and clearly
concussion protocol. Now some more rewarts I love this out
(15:32):
of an abundance of caution, believe the cults should be
cautious and they should not put the player around there
until he's fully ready to go. It would be a
huge mistake, a huge mistake to rush sauce Gardener. So
question should the Colts go slow in study, slow in
study with sauce Gardener or feed him to the falcons
(15:57):
that is the opponent in Berlin. So nothing says medical
caution like flying halfway across the world. If you will
to play a international gimmick game. These games are gimmicks
that people don't really want them there. The NFL just
wants their money. They're trying to indoctrinate future generations of fans.
(16:20):
But just give sauce. Here's what you do. You put
them on the plane, you have him take a nap,
You get over there and you get him a broadwurst
and some schnitzel. He'll be fine. Is this in study hall?
This is the NFL and all that stuff. You don't
trade multiple first round draft picks for a defensive back.
(16:41):
And you're heading into week ten, so you have a
limited amount of inventory left on the shelf, and you're like,
all right, why don't we just leave him back in
the hotel in Berlin. He can do some hot yoga
and stay in the day spot while the team gets
ready to play Michael Pennix Junior and the Falcons. Well,
that'll make sense. That's a good idea. No, who said that.
Nobody would say that. Not at all, not a good idea.
(17:02):
So you go all in, like the lap of luxury.
You go all in, You push your chips and this
is the forever player. You're shut down defensive back. We'll
see if it works out. And so this is a
results based business. And Shane Steichen, the head coach there
in Indy, he knows Jim Mersey's daughter who's running the
show because Jim Mersey is dead, is probably singing Johnny
(17:24):
Cash and June Carter's do it. Time's a wasting, all right,
times a wasting, And Indy did not make this transaction
to allow Sauce Gardener to hang out in a laboratory
somewhere and just kind of chill out until you're one
hundred percent. They went out for better or worse. Time
(17:46):
will tell whether or not this is going to be
an amazing dealer or not. I like the fact that
they went for it. The only problem is the Colts
are now stuck with Indiana Jones at quarterback, Daniel Jones,
and that's a bad nightmare anyway. So you bought the
JP Morgan stock. You bought the JP Morgan stock, not
some penny pump and dump crypto scam. So you play them,
(18:11):
you don't have to pay them. The Jets already worked
out the contract, so the advice from me would be
just hit the drive through, grab a couple of corn dogs,
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(18:33):
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and just beautiful, good looking beaver moon. And on X
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(21:39):
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Speaker 4 (21:49):
Back to.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Ferg Dog writes, and he says, Ben, I am going
to give you your flowers. You were the first person
to realize that alligator arms Murray blow. Now that he's benched,
I hope all the Cardinal fans are man enough to
admit you were right, all five of them. Yeah. In fact,
we have an open line if a Cardinal fan will
do the Kyler Murray hour of apology, if you'd like
(22:14):
to call up and apologize all the nim rods in Arizona.
I get it. There's nothing to do there. You're bored
out of your mind. You're like, oh, let's watch the Cardinals. Okay,
we got a good quarterback. No, you don't. Your quarterback sucks. Well,
you shouldn't say that. You're just doing the Overnight show.
But I'm right, it doesn't matter. You shouldn't say that. Okay,
but I'm correct. Okay, you sucked fine, Late Night Drug
Tester writes in he says, great Kyler Murray Mallard monologue,
(22:37):
we should keep an eye out for his new gamer
tag on call of duty, traumatized toes, foot flare up
and agonizing ankle. Yeah, any one of those? Sure? Why not?
Not a burner? He writes, And he has been. Wouldn't
that be the ultimate validation for Sean McVay when he
(22:57):
transforms Kyler Murray into an all pro next? Now, I
think Kyler Murray is gonna end up in Vegas with
the Raiders. Little guy in Vegas like a side show.
I got there performing on Fremont Street near the iHeart
Building there in Vegas. Jason in Cannzah City says, hey,
(23:18):
it's been a while. Yeah, where you've been, Jason? Did
you sell out to the dreaded day shift, Jason, did
we lose another good foot soldier in the mal of
militia to take? Damn? I'm sick of the damn day
shift taking good, hard working salt of the Earth people
and taking them from the overnight to the day. It's
(23:38):
not right. We lost Jay Dot recently to the day shift.
May he rest in peace. Jason says, It's been a
while since I sent a message in, but I have
been listening. Ben Sauce should definitely take the trip to
Germany to feast on the falcons. Poor receiving corps and
for the Falcons. It's basically just Drake London and nobody else. Yeah,
(24:01):
so you're gonna have London in Berlin. London in Berlin
is how that's going to go. Yeah, that'll be That'll
be a good time. See what else we have to see?
Page Dan not a burner, also says Ben. Was there
any rioting or things as being set on fire after
the Doyers won the little hunk of Metal? Yeah, there's
(24:24):
all any any one thing about La Man. I think
this is true pretty much anywhere, but people in la
they want any reason to burn and destroy stuff. There's
a there's a percentage of people that love destroying property.
They just get off on it. It's there. They love it.
They can't get enough of it. They love to break
stuff and class and damaged cars and burn stuff. They
(24:49):
had hoodlums. Rebecca rights, and I've heard from her in
a while. Either must be the full moon, Must be
the full moon. Rebecca says, how about the the Lakers went? Oh,
come on, Rebecca, you want me to break down a
regular season NBA game? Please? And I do have a
story on that later because I got bamboozled by the
NBA and I'm upset about it. I'm not happy about it.
(25:11):
She says, what a thrilling game? Okay, Well, calm down.
Didn't Wemby foul out of that game? Didn't the officials
help the Lakers out by having Wemby foul out? I
believe they did. So the league get again in the
tank for the Lakers. He says, congratulations on your Dodgers
in the World Series. Well, thank you, Rebecca. I pitched
a couple of innings in Game four the World Series.
Nobody saw that, but I did. He says, what do
(25:33):
you make of the Clippers owner being sued? I'm not
really worried about it. You can sue anybody for anything
at any time. And Balmber's bomber, as they say, when
it depends how much money you have, how much how
much legal defense you can afford. He'll he'll be okay.
I think he'll be all right. Super Marcus Steve writes
(25:54):
in says, do you still have that big Captain kirkdall
I gave you for your birth? Yes? I do have it.
Has it been eight years, super Marcus Steve? Wow? Yeah.
We had a battle with the actor William Shatner that
played Captain Kirk and one of the great radio battles
of all time, which fortunately did not get any national
(26:17):
attention because we would have been just absolutely killed. But
overnight radio show is attacking an American Canadian icon in
William Shatner. What are we doing? But we went to
war and the Malord Militia one of my proudest moments
doing the talk show. The Malard Militia took down the Trekies.
(26:37):
The Mallard Militia, this small, upstart group of people that
work in grocery stores, truck drivers, bakers, security guards, janitors,
people working factories. We took down the mighty Trekkies in
a battle Royale, a cyber battle. One of the great
moments in the history of Fox Sports Radio that a trekkie,
(27:02):
a trekkie paid hundreds of dollars to end to end
the battle. So yeah, Shatner had blocked me. I don't
need to get into it right now, but it was.
It went went on for a while, and it was
very entertaining for the show. And Shatner still going strong.
(27:22):
He is in his nineties. He's in bonus time now.
Shats good for him. Way to go, Nature Boy writes
and says Kyler needs extreme veasse foot massage top with
some intense toe sucking. Oh yeah, all right. Somebody sent
me a clip on text that Jimmy Kimmel, who was
(27:45):
briefly taken off ABC. Okay, I guess he's back on
for the two people that watched that show. But I
guess the vassy was on that. They showed a clip
from the locker room when Bess was sucking up to
key k Hernandez and Keyk was sucking up to him,
And I guess they showed that on on the Jimmy
Kimmel Show. See what else do we have? Page Dad?
(28:06):
All right, let's go to the phone. Say enough of that.
I can read these things all day and we probably will.
Let's go to eeny meenie miney mall. Let's say hello
to Andre in the Commonwealth. The rare and appropriate call
from Andre in the Commonwealth. Hello, Andre, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Ben?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
It's good to be with you. I'm one of these, uh,
these day shift casualties right now is we're in the
thicket things with the school year. Nonetheless, I happen to
be up tonight, you know, doing uh, you know, getting
some things done. Actually it's a relative I had to
take down if you signs, Ben, you know, talked about
(28:44):
just kind of being involved in education school committee.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
You know you're run okay, we got to put all.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
These signs up.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
The next thing, you know, after the election, you got
to take all the sides down.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, if you know, if you don't remember where they are,
what are you gonna do? You know, that's a problem, right.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
You know, that's a veber.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
You know, you get a call saying, you know, what
the heck? You know, people are up and arms. So
we had to avoid that, you know, go out there
and get the signed and getting to be along. But
I said, hey, you know I got to call in.
I gotta check in with Big Ben. It's been far
too long. That wasn't here in terms of sauce. What
what what are we doing? You know he's starting off
in a new place. We gotta get on the right page. Ben, Okay,
(29:20):
we can't have we can't have anything, uh getting them
getting in the way of the type of situation. So
you know you're talking about the team is not happy
and so on and forth. No, no, no, no, we we
need to we need to mend the fences so that
everybody is in or you know, similar to myself as
I've been dere looked in my mal and militia duties.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Well, aren't you a Jets I thought you were a
Jets fan? Aren't you a Jets fan? I thought you're
from Jersey and D and D.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
From the great data, from the great data.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
So do you you support every three years just blowing
the whole team up? And the con it really is
a great con that you draft players and then a
couple of them turn out to be good, then you
trade them for more draft picks. Is that not a
never ending cycle of doom? It sounds like it to me.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
I agree, Ben, You know, but that's him, the Jets.
It's a labor of love and of paint myself, Mike Greenberg,
you know, others, you know, just dealing with So.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I want to, I want to. I want to run
this by Andre. You're the perfect person, because I was
going to do this anyway, and you're here and you're
a Jets fan. So Aaron Glenn, who's seemingly buried already
as the Jets coach, right, the team socks. They got
one win. They just traded away their top two defensive
players for future scratcher tickets. And Aaron Glenn was asked
(30:38):
about the current state of the Jets roster, which I
think we'd all agree is not very good. He said,
I want this to be a team. This is a
quote from Aaron Glenn. I want this to be a
team that the fans are proud of. But again I
never said they were going to be proud of them
right now.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Yeah, that sounds fen to me, speaking of you know,
it sounds like my go Ray Richardson what people might remember.
The ship be thinking, Okay, yes, that is a great that.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Is a great quote. The ship thinking that that is
that's ould simate great Richardson.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
In the nineteen eighties. Next Bernard King before David Stern
come in and changed up the Knicks and the NBA
got things rolling, right, Ben, I'm glad to.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Be with you.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Can't wait for thanks people when I can check in
a little bit more regularly. Great to hear from everybody.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
All right, be good to have some sleep Onny. Say
he hello? Your dog willis?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
There?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Goes Andre, another guy that we lost to the day shift.
Who's next? Let's say hello to Here's a name I
haven't seen on my board, and sometime I thought he
retired from the show. Sir scratch Off in Arkansas? Hello,
Sir scratch Off, Welcome.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
What's going on there? Being you know being? I will
tell you something. First off, you got one of your
college out there. I don't do this very often, but
you got one in college out there. And I can't
slam him anymore because I'll give up all my special
media out there, you know, and it keeps me safe.
But that old leprechaun that before Old Playing got off
(32:07):
the Friday night show, he came on the slamming the
Ben Matters show, and I tell you what, I was
so mad that night. I wanted to go through my
regular and bust his head because you know, you are
a punk sometimes and I don't agree with you, but
Kim scramming you with somebody on the show. And then
he comes on your show and he asks like he
loves you and he wants to be your best friend.
(32:28):
But you know me, I'm very blunt. I just tell
you your face I feel but this your stuff like that. Man,
I've been here for a long time with the show
every night. It is fad. You know it. Don't lie?
And he got me fast. Don't you go to and
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Your phone, your phones bringing up your fun. Your phone
is bringing up So you're claiming here, and uh, just
for the record, and I want to let everyone in
the militia know. So you're you're claiming now that leprechaun
from from Boston. He trashed the show, Mike the Leprechaun
on another Fox Sports radio show. Uh, and then came
on our show and was all nice, is that correct? Okay,
(33:08):
we'll never know.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Are you gone? Uh?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Well maybe, I mean I'll be gone in a few hours.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Take a point about the quarterbacks.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Oh I didn't I didn't hear any of that. I
didn't hear anything.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
You take old Murray, and you take Old Prescott, and
you take O Sean Watt at all these times, rack
you wasting your money being out of corporation. We ain't
got time for all this crime baby stuff going on.
Put them on a buns and ship them off somewhere
because all they do is wasting your money, wasting your time,
and your team ain't getting no wins.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay. So it was just, uh, where should we send
them to Guantanamo Bay? Where should we send them?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Man? I don't know, brother, send them wherever. But you know,
I hear you talk abou a bunch of you guys
over and over and you make sense. But then you
take this team, call the doctors, and they gonna try
and win a Dynasta next year, you know, and they're
gonna be the best team. But always been saying, and
i'most get off here. The Saint Louis Cardinals and Yankees
got more wins in baseball. That's all I got to say.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
You have great takes.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Okay, that's wonderful. We'll celebrate the nineteen twenties Yankees. That's
the way to do it. See, since twenty seventeen in
the World Series. The Dodgers have been to the World
Series see twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, twenty twenty, the hardest
World Series of all time twenty twenty four to twenty
(34:27):
twenty five, so they are in that time. The Dodgers
have won three World Series twenty twenty, twenty twenty four,
twenty twenty five. That's three. They lost one to the
Red Sox and they the tie. They didn't lose to
the ass one one thousand and two, one thousand holes.
(34:48):
That was not a loss. That was not a loss
because the team cheated from Houston, so.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
That'll seated Astros.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
That's right, blah blah. That's Marcel the Great, Marcel and Brooklyn.
So there are three one in one in the World
Series in this run since twenty seventeen, so it seems
like a dynasty in me. He win three in a
short period of time, less than ten years. That seems
to be the standard. You got to usually win back
(35:17):
to back, although I don't think San Antonio and Basketball
went back to back. Andrea checks in Virgo and Service.
She usually astrology inside it with timely forecasting about astrology
and all that. She says, a happy, full beaver moon.
It sounds like your listeners are enjoying it. There you go.
(35:37):
Nurse Jockey says, I wipe them a nice beaver. Okay,
that's right, everyone does. Nurse Jockey writes and says, I
wipe Mike took us with political signs. I had a
neighbor of mine a couple of years ago. I think
I told the story on the air. I might have
been on the podcast, the Fifth Hour podcast, but I
had a neighbor of mine that was explaining to me.
(35:58):
He says, he wastes the elections. And then the town
that I'm in, three days after the election, they have
a rule on the city charter that three days after
the election, any signs, any election signs that are up
are fair game to take. That if the people haven't
removed the signs within three days of an election, you
(36:20):
can take the signs. And so this guy will go
around three days after the election and he'll just pick
up a bunch of signs, and then he repurposes him
for like garage sales and stuff. That's his little hustle.
I'll put at like a sandwich board on top of him,
and that's his deal. So he's been doing that for
a while. I don't think he makes any money at it,
but he seems to enjoy it. So whatever gets you
(36:42):
through life, why not? It is the Ben Malor show.
This show getting us through the night and through the
overnight hours. Time. Now for the who am I Game?
And this is where I pretend to be somebody else.
Thus I call it to who am I Game? So
Seattle receiver Jackson Smith in Jigba. Now you know you
have to be good when your last name is in
(37:04):
jigba and people know how to say it right. It
was in sports. I remember when Yiannis at Dan Tokoombo
came on. Nobody knew how to pronounce his name. It's
called mcgreek freak. Then he became an MVP multiple times.
It's like, we know how to pronounce his name. Well,
Jackson Smith and Jigba another guy that's like, that's a mouthful,
but you know how to say his name because he's good.
So Jackson Smith and Jigba leads the NFL with nine
(37:25):
hundred and forty eight receiving yards. He surpassed me for
the most receiving yards by a player under the age
of twenty five. In his team's first eight games of
a season in NFL history. That is the who am I?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Game?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
The answer?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Next, be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maller Show.
Good to have you hanging out. Thank you for listening.
We know you have options, not good ones this time
of the night, but you found us and that's all
you need. Take you here every night. You are an insomniac.
If you're listening live, you're a night owl, and you're
part of the Malard militia, whether you're sworn in or not.
(38:07):
Don't just listen live it. Follow the Ben Maler Show
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(38:27):
can get some handicapping and against the spread, all that
good stuff on YouTube at Ben Mahler's Show. And now
back to it all right, back to where we go
and time now to pay off the who am I? Game?
This is where we pretend to be somebody else and
(38:48):
you have to figure out who I am. See, that's
the that's the bit, all right. Anyway, here it is
right now, here we go. Seattle wide receiver Jackson Smith
and Jigbo leads the entire NFL with nine hundred and
forty eight receiving yards and surpassed me for the most
receiving yards by a player under the age of twenty
(39:10):
five in his team's first eight games of a season.
This is in the NFL. His story. So that is
the question. What is the answer. Let's see, let's see
maybe knows a homeless poppy guessed by milkman Mike in Colorado.
Let's see page now supermarket Steve says, you are Lisa
(39:31):
an my favorite feud. That's right. We did get into
a feud with porn star Lisa. And now if you're
a porn star, you're a porn star for life. You
don't ever lose the title, you know how Like when
you're like a movie star, you're no longer a movie star.
But if you're a porn star for some reason, you
just keep that title. Even. Yeah, it does seem to
(39:52):
follow you, that is correct? Will that be the case
for the only fans models, will they say only fans model?
I don't know what else Nascar our legend Dick Trickle
from Eloy from Compton. Who else Paige dan Ozzie was,
says Chris Fuamatu Ma Falla is the answer. It's another
(40:14):
name that I learned how to pronounce. Not because he's good,
but he's didn't play any more, but it's a fun name.
Russell Stover a holiday tradition from far out Dave Sir
yacks a lot guessed by Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota.
Jordie Nelson from Eke a nice man met him at
the Mala Meat and Greet in Minnesota. There Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
(40:36):
Jerry or Rice or plastic Man from Spoxweed on the
Oregon Trail. Shane in Des Moines going with Jamal Adams
is his answer. Just Josh has never forget spats with
Shatz the all time who things we've done on the
show and just happened organically, just happened organically. Lorena, do
(40:57):
you have an answer? Lorena, I gotta go with Leonard
let Little killed the woman. Good answer that is incorrect.
Correct answer would be none other than Pro Football Hall
of Famer Isaac Bruce from the Greatest Show on Turf
back in nineteen ninety five, before they were the Greatest
Show on Turf. Yeah, well the same team, but he
(41:18):
I think he drunk drove. I don't think he did that.
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