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Story exclusively on the Fifth Hour podcast, with other tales
that have never been told before here in hour number one,
the Stanley Cup Final Game four a thriller after blowing
a three nothing lead at home, who gets the finger
of blame and shame.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
For the Florida Panthers?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Also, what does this game do for Connor McDavid, Leon
Drysidele and the oilers as they come all the way back,
even though they had to bench their goaltender to get
it done. And Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey not hockey people,
but they did make a surprise appearance at Stanley Cup
Final game number four.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Is this a big deal, a little deal or no deal?
I'm talking about all that right now.
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Give it up for our number one. It say it's
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But every once in a while you catch a lightning
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Welcome in the beginning of another night of the Ben
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Speaker 3 (03:19):
So our lead.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
This hour is from the sunrise, not the sunset. The
sun rise, that's right. The rare and appropriate another rare
and appropriate hockey monologue. Do not get used to this.
Do not get used to this. I'm telling you, do
not get used to it. But about thirty seven miles
away from downtown Miami and just a short drive away
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from FSR alumni legend, the amazing Vladimir who used to
be my engineer. He lives in Miami, the great, amazing
Vladimir So on the edge of the Florida Everglades. Right
there that was the frozen sandbox game number four of
the Stanley Cup Final.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Look, we got our own button there the Panthers.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
As you know, because you're a good hockey fan looking
to take a commanding three games to one lead over
the Oilers. Were you watching, I've seen the ratings. You
were not watching. I know you weren't watching. Don't lie
to me. You were not watching. I watched for you.
It's our public service, it's our good mitzvah. So the
game went to over time and Leon dry sidle at
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the lamp game winner and the overtime and Edmonton, oh
got out. Edmonton beats Florida five to four in Game
four Stanley Cup Final on a random Thursday night in June.
So that series tied up two to two. They erased
a not one, not two, but three cold deficit. They
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were down three to nothing at the end of the
first period. They bounced back, and they did allow a
late game time goal, but the Oilers, who took the
lead for the first time, Jake Wallman scoring the goal,
was six to twenty four left in the third period.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But then it was Sam.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Reinhard boy, you stink about a dagger with less than
twenty seconds to go on the clock.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
He sent the game to overtime.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And that means, now, if you're keeping scorer, and I
know you're not, three of the first four games of
this final have gone to bonus time.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
To settle the outcome.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
And that's the first time that has happened in over
a decade. You got to go back to twenty thirteen
is fifth time in NHL history the game winner by
dry sidle eleven eighteen into the overtime and everyone gets
on a plane, a chartered flight, and flies back to
Western Canada.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
All even up. Game five.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Game five of a back and forth dueling piano matchup
will be on Saturday, and that is a night that
we do not do not get in And now we
do do the podcast on the weekend, we don't do
live radio on the weekend. So I'll be watching, but
I will not be bloviating about that. But the better
story is in the losing locker room. So let us
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discuss the question who gets the finger of blame and
shame for the Florida Panthers in this one. So my
thoughts on this, I've got Ronko, Showtime, Rotisseary, Oxygen, and
peacock and we will combine all of these things together
and we are going to make some donuts, some delicious donuts,
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so everyone can enjoy a nice suite. All right, So A,
I'm going to approach this like a classic game show
the price is right. So when you ask the question
who gets the finger of blame and shame for the
Florida Panthers, my answer is the price is right. Sergey Bobrovsky,
come on down. Yeah. It was like a Ted talk
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gone bad. And this is why we point out that
that's tell you what has happened, not what's going to happen.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Right, And this like a again a Ted talk that
just kind of went side.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Was when you break these teams down, even if you're
a novice hockey person, you will say, this is a
strength over here, this is a weakness over here, and
is it Well, there's no way that a team as
good as Florida at home will be spotted a three
to nothing lead and blow that game. In fact, it
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had never happened before. That's why they play the games.
The Florida franchise, not a elite franchise, not a popular
franchise nationally, but the Panthers had never ever puked up
a three to nothing lead.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
In the postseason entering the game.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
In fact, teams with thirty seven and zero when leading
in the Stanley Cup Final, thirty seven and oh when
leading in the Stanley Cup Final by three or more goals.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
In the first period. And now it is thirty seven
and one.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You can forget that stat And Bobrovsky was supposed to
be the cream of the crop, head and shoulders.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Above all the rest in that so good.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
He was like a ron Popio Ronko showtime Rotisseri infomercial
back in the day. Set it and forget it. And
he started out the game final the game was pretty
much dominated by by Florida in the beginning. And I say,
you get three to nothing lead, but Bobrovsky seven for seven,
and say, it's not that many shots by by Edmonton
in the first period, and.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
So after that, don't ask, don't tell, right, how about
what we.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Will tell because this talk radio Edmonton scored not one,
not two, not three, not four, five goals on the
next twenty eight shots. Now, my computer like brain tells
me using Malard math that Bobrovsky after the first period
from that point in the game, so second period, third period,
and overtime. But Brovsky had a saved percentage of about
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eighty two percent. Now, I didn't play in the NHL,
and I just host an overnight talk show that blows Okay,
that blows. Butbrovsky for some reason, thought he was the
pilot and he wanted to fly and he ended up
flying the vomit comet the Florida offense. Also, I mean,
go on on, here's other people suspended Animation three goal lead.
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They only got one kind of fluky late goal as
we mentioned there, with less than twenty seconds to go
to force the overtime. Now, the other part of this year,
as we do our in depth breakdown that nobody else
has on Stanley Cup Final game number four, So what
does that outcome for Edmonton?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
What does that do for Connor McDavid, Leon Dry Sidle
and the Oilers.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So the first thing is rather obvious I jotted this
down on my notes app on my iPhone, is that
it gives them oxygen that allows them to take a
step back and you kind of take a deep breath here,
and they were about.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
To go on life support.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
They were trying to get a hold of some members
of the clergy to come in there and give last
rites to the Oilers had they lost that game. But
you're down three goals with thirty twenty minutes gone, forty
minutes to go, and then you end up winning in overtime.
It had Stanford banned vibes, It had Stanford banded vibes.
One of the most amazing, sensational, dramatic, heartrending, exciting, thrilling comebacks.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
So the Oilers to put it into context here, the
Oilers are the first well there's second team, but the
first team in over one hundred years to do that
on the road to overcome a three goal deficit in
the Stanley Cup Final to win. The only other time
it happened was when no one was watching and the
Montreal Canadians.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
The HAPs got it done back.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
In nineteen nineteen, back back in the day in game three.
Now this is also a refresher course.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Now, what don'tly mean by that? A fresher course.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So, if you've listened to this show for some time,
we used to have a caller, regular call.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I love this guy.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I thought it was one of the great callers on
the show, and we lost him to the dreaded day shift.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Uncle Moe.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Now Uncle Moe is a radio caller in Brooklyn. Uncle
Moe in sports doesn't exist. It does not exist. And
this is a textbook example and it verifies that long
standing belief that I've had because the Panthers, if you
follow the logic, this simpleton logic of momentum, the hockey
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team from Florida had all the momentum, meant all of it,
three to nothing lead at home. Better goaltender, you got it,
hide choke factor for Edmonton. You got everything your favor.
They had all the moment Why would they lose.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
They can't lose. They had all the momentum. Why would
they give them momentum up? Because it doesn't exist. That's
why now more impressive.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The lion's share of the comeback was by the flotsam
and jetsum of that hockey team, and it was not
the Connor McDavid and Leon dry Sidle that did the
heavy lifting for the bulk of the comeback and the
game winner, Yeah, I went to dry Sidle and all that,
but the other four goals were not scored by David
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or dry Title. And then you had Stuart Skinner. There
was this debate among the hockey people and they were like, Wow,
should this guy start because you kind of kind of
sucked the last game?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Should Stuart's you inter being goal?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And then it's like, well, you got to you gotta
dance with the one that you brought to the dance.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And so they brought Stuart Skinner in.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
They started him, and then in the first intermission the
coach there this guy.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Now Block, not Chuck knob Block, Chris Knoblock.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
He sent Skinner to Siberia on one way ticket to
Siberia and said get out of here, and said, wow,
it's better late than ever.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
But we suck and we need to change. And so
they went to the backup, somebody named Calvin Pickard.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It sounds like a guy who would try to sell
you something knocking on your door, say I got a
bag of crap, you want to buy something here. But
Calvin Picker had just a journeyman goaltender, bounced all over
the place and he came off the bench. He faced
twenty three shots, stop all but one of them, including
if you watched the overtime, it was one of those
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a deep breath moments where Sam Bennett should have won
the game, could have won the game, but didn't win
the game.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Because of the save there by Picker.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
All right, now, last word here, So turning the page,
you've got Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Tea.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
They made a surprise appearance. Mg m G.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Now this became a trending topic. You know how hard
it is to get hockey to be a trending topic
on social media. It's just almost impossible. But there they were,
Taylor Swift and Travis kelce making an unexpected appearance at
Stanley Cup Final game number four. Is this a big deal,
a little deal or no deal? So on the mall
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of scorecard, which is the scorecard record, it is not
a big deal, is not a little deal.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
It is not no deal. It is a massive flex,
is what it is.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Right, It is pump your chest out because Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelcey common deared the night right and the
NHL in general has this awe shocks man. You know,
we're not as popular as the other sports kind of mindset.
But the brass at the NHL on this night can
strut around like a peacock, right, They can have their feathers.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
In the air everywhere, and you get to.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
The side by side, you know, the NBA, which is
built on star power, pro bouncy ball, star power, celebrities.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
All the cool kids love the NBA and.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
The biggest stars to attend the NBA Finals this year
are Adam Silver and Meadow World Peace period hard stop,
so Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey having I don't know, was.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
It a date night at a hockey game.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I don't know what they were doing. They're fussing around there,
but that's star power that overshadowed the hockey. And you know,
they kept cutting away there. There was a media frenzy,
a social media frenzy, and so forget hockey night, it's
a swifty night and constant cutaways from the ice. TNT
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treating this like a concert tour stop for Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
That she had an unexpected concert there.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
And I guess I've been staying down there in the
Miami area this last couple of months, not that I
knew that prior to reading a story and the tabloids
about it, like why were they there?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
But apparently they're there anyway, and there obviously were there.
I unless that was a deep fake, they were there anyway.
It is the Ben Mahlor Show. And if you want
to comment on any of that or anything.
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We should have said I. I don't know if the
phones are working. I don't I do know that there
was some back and forth between the engineering department at
Fox Sports Radio and other people. There were some messages
that were exchanged, and it involves the phone company. I
don't know if bills weren't paid or some thing of
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a jig went sideway.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
If you heard the show last night, the phones were down.
There was one line open. That's it. So I'm not sure.
I mean, you can call in.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I guess you'll be the guinea pig and see if
you actually get someone to First of all, you gotta
get a ring, and then somebody's got to answer the phone,
and then, as I understand, somebody's got to screen the
call and then put you on hold.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So like, all that stuff has to happen in order
for this to work. So supposedly we have four lines.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Okay, So I guess we have not one, we have four.
We normally have more than that, but we have four, okay.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
So I'm told that four are working. So yeah, and
we'll see if that's true or not.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
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be an hour three. Fergdog writes and says, if you
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watched tonight's game, it's obvious who Edmonton should start at
goal in Game five?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
The hockey and basketball fans are getting killed in the
raid right now, so what better way to give them
a boose than Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
T Swift put her out there. It's a great idea,
great idea.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
How about Travis Kelcey and with two goaltenders Kelsey and
Taylor will be in that Random Ryan from Carolina rights
and says, why does NASCAR traveling across the border look
like the movie Scario?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I don't know if Dick Trickle can make it past cuss. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I don't know what he's talking about either, but he
sent some photos here of the looks like a caravan.
Are they worried about the cartel attacking the NASCAR? Wow,
there's some dudes with some big guns there protecting those
NASCAR trucks got to make sure those things make it
through there.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Absolutely what else do we have a page down?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We'll skip over that one, and Troy writes and says,
Swifty Malor was fanboying out over his favorite power couple,
craving all the cutaway shots of them and wanting more,
wishing he was in a suite and next to them
to get a selfie and to post and flex.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
To all us normies.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Well, there's a lot of work into that, Troy, you
spent a lot of work writing that. First of all,
me and Taylor Swift go way back, as you know.
I went to a Chiefs game. I was invited by
the fan there in Kansas City, the station, the affiliate
that we're on. My friend Bob Fessco, the morning guy,
gave me the VIP treatment.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I was literally sitting.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
They gave me tickets at this Chiefs Broncos game at
the fifty yard line, and on the other side was Taylor.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Some people call her Taylor Swift. I just call her Taylor.
We also have a.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Mutual friend, my guy Kenny Albert, friend of the show
Kenny Albert, who called the game on Turner And if
you watch the broadcast. You notice that at several points
during the broadcast they showed a photo of Taylor Swift
and Kenny Albert that had been taken a couple of
years back, and that was part of the broadcast. And
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I have Kenny's number on my phone. It's a humble brag.
So I could text Kenny right now and I could
get him on and then he probably has Taylor Swift's number.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
He'd give me her number. We can have her on
the show. So if I wanted to, I could do that.
Do a man. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I don't want to bug him. He's probably say I
got noly fight, gotta go to Edmonton tomorrow. I don't
know about that or today. I guess Chip and the
q's right, since says a plus on the opening Mallard monologue,
you are incorrect about the existence of momentum, and then
he says some math equation. Chip, it's not the math,
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it's the reality. Okay, does not exist. Momentum does not exist. Now,
cowboy Drew who gave the world the Malard cow and
then sent the Mallard cow to slaughter.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
That cow is w's my cow? That cow has been
my effort.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That cow has been chopped up and is probably been
made into like eight billion burgers. By this part, we
need another mallar cow. Mallar cow two point oh cowboy?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Do you anyway?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
He said, nobody cares about Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift. So, Lorena,
do you care about Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Well, I don't like wish them ill, but and I
do like to know that they're alive and not broken
up yet, or that she's not pregnant.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I bring a lot of qualifiers in this. You're pringing
a lot of qualifiers, you know. I like to know
if they're matching, because they like to match a lot. Okay,
so you do care, you're saying you do. There's things
you care about, there are things they care about. Yeah, okay.
Does he still have a mustache? Does he have Yeah?
He's got like a beard, a beard and mustage.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Me.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
How do you have time? He's you know, he's got
the podcast. I don't have time to go to the
go to the game truthful Timmy rights in on the sky, Well,
I don't know. I can't read the full name that
he put up there. But some one of these burner accounts,
somebody just started, says on a scale of one to ten,
with ten being best the opening Malard monologue four out
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of ten hockey to start the show, Satan is freezing
his ass off, says truthful Timmy, it's like Eddie is
still alive. Wow, that's a that's a shot at me.
That's a shot at Eddie and a big.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Body blow, body blow. Keep Eddie's name out your effing
mouth at the sport of hockey.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, anyway, we are only allowed to do this rare
and appropriate. Stanley Cup Final is rare, it is appropriate.
Slim Tim, the proud cheesehead writes and says, it's Friday.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Woo hoo hoo.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
There's no better way to start it than with the
Malard Show, and the Malard malicious of Slim Tim is
checked in and he is not truant, and so is
Chris in de Moy Chris, and the Moy has let
us know that he's also here. So the gang's all here,
all the big stars in the Mala Militia that are
part of the show, and you hear me read their
stupid comments.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Almost all of them have checked in. Stars attract stars.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
These are big name people, These are very important people
and they're all part of our family. And just to
annoy that guy that was ripping me for talking about hockey,
the two people, what are you doing talking about hockey?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Unders did?
Speaker 6 (24:18):
It?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Is time now for the play of the night. I
can only what do you think the play of the
night is?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
You think it's some random Gibbroni hitting home running baseball,
or somebody's striking somebody out or something like that. Let's
see if we can find out what the Tire Iraq
play of the night is.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Could it be from that overtime in Florida? Let's find
out Breaking Free is try.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Subtle to the deck side, Leon, try subtle this time?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
This series? What is sports oht winner of the Playoffs,
Final Star and the ten five Florida four.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Over time. Doesn't it sound like he has to go
to the bathroom. I don't know what was going on there? No,
it does.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
It sounds like he's got he's trying to hold it.
He's trying to he's got to go number two and
he's holding. Yeah, he sounds kind doesn't he play that again?
This is the tire rack player that I assume this
is Edmonton. I don't think the guy from Florida would
get that excited. But listen to the tone of the
guy's voice, and it doesn't it sound like he's trying
to like when you're talking to somebody, but you gotta
go to the bathroom and you listen breaking free.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
His try subtle to the deck, Try suddle this time.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
This series right there?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Oh, t winner of the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Well that is the tire rack play of that night.
Edmonton gets it done in the series tied up to two.
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the phones we go.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I think the phones are working, and I think the
last call that we took on yesterday's show was Tony
in the Bay Area, and it appears that he is
going to be the first call on today's show. So
let's go now to northern California and we say hello
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to Tony in the Bay hello, Tony.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Hey man, I'm not trying to plug anything unless it's
Christy Ann. But if you go on YouTube, you can
see David Vese break his wrist. If you type in
Weenie as pindeho bounces off the wall like a bag
of crap and rolls around crying like a little girl.
Or you could just type in David Vese, thanks.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Baby, Okay, well, thank you, Tony. Tony was a hust
ward right back. Well, it depends how you approach things.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Uh, generally speaking, that some people would be offended by that,
but that's.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
You just had to dumb herself. Oh wait, so we've
already we've all my really oh arena that was on
the air. I thought that I didn't know it was.
I have no idea. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's not
a curse word. I did look it up. It's it's fine, right,
it's just a regular way. Yeah. What does it mean?
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It means stupid?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, yeah, it's all right, Okay, well I dumped it anyways, all.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Right, let's see.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Uh, well it says here it's milder than a son
of a you know, female dog or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
that means unintelligent. Dim witted in Spanish.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
So it's allowed, right, yeah, I would say so, all right,
so I could say Spanish is always weird though, because
I know, I ever know what's what?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know a lot of Yiddish like
bad words in Yiddish, and I use those and most
people don't care.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
They don't even know what they need, you know.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Uh no, I don't know how to say okay.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Well in Spanish it's kaya as a say it for.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Me pendejo ah, yeah, you're such a pandejo man, You're
so stupid.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
It's a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. Well, don't put the wammie
on yourself? Did Matthew kuld Chuck put the wammi on himself?
Prior to Game four of the Stanley Cup Final, Matthew
kuld Chuck said that the Panthers would be among the
NHL's greatest teams of all time if they win a
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second Stanley Cup. Who goofed, I've got to know? Uh yeah, yeah,
he said. I have some much conference on our team,
and I believe that when we're playing at our best,
which means as good as all the rest, we're pretty
hard to beat, he said, And then he said, I
think we'd be up there with a win, We'd be
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up there with some of the great teams.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Ever, he said, there you go.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I think we we've got to be at least in
the discussion with some of the all time great teams.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I'm gonna go know, I'm gonna go know on that.
But you know, whatever gets you through the night, knock
yourself out.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Let's go back to the phones, because why not a
man who has been leading the charge. He's part of
the pep squad for the Florida Panthers, a man who
is guaranteed a Florida.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Panther win, and here he is his team on the ropes.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
What an embarrassing, gutless performance by the Florida Panthers. And
now to put lipstick on a pig sugar white, mic.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Oh, I know you just did not go there. It's
just one lossice to to and we'll win in six.
It's no problem, no headaches, nothing to panic about, people
pant the parent, no nothing to worry about. Bed. That's
what I'll call. And I told you I won't call
after a lass.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I'm all right, Well, well, I guess we'll hear from
you a couple more times then, uh.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
No, you'll hear victories down That was that. We gave
them two gifts. You know, everything's fine, everything's going of course,
but you just lost.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You bought three goal lead at home. The TV ed,
they pulled their goaltender. You blew the game.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
You choked.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
We choked. That's okay, but we're still gonna win like
we choked last year. We we've let them come back
to Mead. We still wait. Everton has nothing to do
to night. They're gonna go what's the best of the
Eskimo High that's with Warren Moon. That's what they got
to do. We go party on Lossolas in South Beach.
That's okay, no problem. We'll win in six. We'll beat
them up there when we play Saturday and come back
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down here and win game six and the party is
still on and lost Old We extended another week, No problem, Benjamin,
no problem.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
All right. Well you know what I hear. I hear
the sound of fear in your voice for the White night.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I hear the sound of someone that is in denial,
and you know, deep down you're like, holy crap, this
is not gonna go good. This is not going well,
right now, this is not this is a bad situation.
The sky is falling, that's what I hear.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Nope, not at all. So I'll call you next week
about this time, and I'll see if I can fit
you in on the parade schedule.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
All right, let me and I need to be at
least in the near the front. I don't have to
be in the very front, but I need to be
somewhere like.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
I don't want to be in the back.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
I'll get you in the tenth.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Bro. You know people, you know, people.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Know this is Sugar White Baby.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You're a legend man. You you run South Beach. Yes, yeah,
all right, they go to bed, all right, Sugar White.
Right there, Mister Luciano says, is this Spanish class on
the Ben Mather Show.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Yes, Uh, Terry in England, right since, says a strange
big board mouth. There's no big board. There's no big board.
You just you have this neurosis. Okay, you have this
this odd like worm in your brain.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Terry in England is what you have. We are perfectly
fine here.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
There's no no big board, there's no we don't do this.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I do do the big board occasionally. Uh, That's that's it.
So anyway, it is the Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
As we were working our way through the overnight hours,
people are now requesting that I use some Yiddish words
that I know that they are requesting my my Yiddish power.
We've already done Spanish. I don't know if we want
to do Yiddish. I remember Genie and Medford, Missy rest
in peace. We go back and forth with different Yiddish terms.
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But sugar means you're crazy. If I say you're a sugar,
you're crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
And then the one the word I use a lot
is for klempt, which means you're too emotional, you're for clemped.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Tookis in Yiddish. That's but that's a buttocks Turkish Turkish?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
What else?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Schmuck that's kind of an offensive term to some people.
And going on, I am a bunch of those little
little terms that we use we mix in to the
conversation for sure.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Uh, let's see what else do we have? I don't
know I want to do that right now? Well, look
what time? It's time for the who am I? Game? Unbelievable?
The who am I?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Game?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Here's the who am I? Game?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
So Leon Drysdle became the third player in NHL history
who he's a hockey player for Edmonton, Leon Drye Sittle.
Leon dry Title became the third player in NHL history
to have multiple overtime goals in the same Stanley Cup Final,
the first to do it since me again, Leon dry
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of the Oilers becoming the third player in NHL history
to have multiple overtime goals in the same Stanley Cup Final, the.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
First to do it since me. Who am I?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
That is the question the answer. We'll get to it
and we will do it next.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maler
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Miller and you. It is the Ben Mahler Show. We're
up all night, every single night.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
You can stream this show in all the Fox Sports
Radio shows live twenty four to seven.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
We prove that.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
In these unholy hours of the overnight. The new and
improved iHeartRadio app. Get that app. You should have that app.
Why don't you have that app? Bat job by you
get that app iHeartRadio App. Just search Fox Sports Radio.
In the app, you can stream us live and one
of the newest features in the app is that you
can select Fox Sports Radio, the Ben Malor Show, and
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the Weekend Fifth Our Podcast. The will be a new
episode of the pod later today, so make sure to
listen to that Fifth Hour pod and have those as
your presets, just like the presets on the car radio dials.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
So be sure to preset Fox Sports.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Radio, Ben Matler Show, Fifth Hour Podcast, iHeartRadio app and
we'll always pop up at the top of your screen,
just like on my phone. Now back to it we go,
all right, back to it. Time now for the who
am I?
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Game?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
And this is where we pretend to be somebody else,
as we call it the who am I? Game? A
blatant attempt to convince you to listen a little bit longer.
And we'll go to hockey, a game where Leon dry
Sidle lit the lamp game winner there and overtime, dry
Sidle becoming the third player in NHL history to have
multiple overtime goals in the same Stanley Cup Final, the
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first player to do it since me. Who Well, that's
the question. Who am I?
Speaker 3 (35:59):
That is the question? And what is the answer. Let's
see does anyone in the Mallad militia know the answer?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Random Ryan in Carolina is doubling down on Dick Trickle
as his answer. Charles Lucky Luciano from mister Luciano. That's
a relative of his for mister Luciano, Blade Dog of
Fullerton from Malard prop guy, it seems about right. Who
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else do we have a page down? Scrooge in the
Northern California going with mister Hockey Kim jong Un as
the answer. The Puck Ducker from Alf the Alien opiner.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Oh, where have you gone? Femi?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
The number one uber each delivery driver in the Greater
Minnesota Twin. Yeah, he's a king of that and he
made some great bumper stickers at the Mallard meet and
greet we did back in Minnesota. Very nice man, and
I still have that photo save when he went to
his native land there and he had big posters of
the show put up and it was great. Mikhail Gorbachev
is his answer?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Interesting? Page down?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Eileen says, Spanish and Yiddish confusion. Kyrie in OKC from
Shane in Des Moines. That's his answer. Wade Miley from
King Roy. I saw that interesting interesting story there. I
have some strong takes on that. Justin in Cincinnati writes
and says Ben Bishop after the diarrhea game, Die Die diarrhea. Yeah,
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that was one of the worst takes Eddie Garcia ever
had when he worked here. It was obvious that Ben
Bishop had to go take a poo and he left
the game because he had to take a pooh.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
It was a diarrhea game. He had the runs and
Eddie what happens. Eddie would not admit to it. He
would not We've seen this happens.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
He does Lamar Jackson and the Ravens had to leave
a game because he had to take a pooh. These
things happen. Sometimes you can't control your body bodily functions.
Every once in a while. Late night drug Tester writes
in from Parts unknown. He says, you or Kate Dennings,
who is thirty nine today, Well, congratulate happy birthday, Kate Dennings.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I don't know who you are, but happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Stuck in Sacramento rites in, says Antonio Brown's attorney, Johnny L.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Cochran Jr.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, who will get to that next hour? Antonio Brown
is wanted for attempted murder. You yes, say, well, I
just did say. That's the news report. We'll have more
on that. That is going to be one hell of
a trial. That is going to be if they if
they end up going to trial, who know, the charges will.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Be dropped or order order in the court.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
He is going to hire the most over the top attorney.
This is it's gonna be amazing. Steve LOMBARDOZI from mister
nice Guy. That's his answer, Rocket Richard from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Benny the Beaver from Robbie the Mariner, Fan Baraco, I'm
I guess by Buck Guy, Steve Eric Lindros from Andrew
our Buddy in the Bay Area. Slim Tim the cheese
Head going with Sonny the Cuckoo Bird as his answer.
Hl's going with Bobby Orr. Genie Buss from gil and
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San Diego. Jimmy Page tossed out by Rob in Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Who knows where all the good delis are there?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
And Manuel in Guardina says Pavel Burray a little too
close to home. Terry in England going with Bubbles Hardgrave
as his answer. Claude Lemieux from Johnny Q. Paige don
all right, can't can't be that all right?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Here it is Lean dry Sidel, becoming the third player
in NHL history to have multiple overtime goals in the
same Stanley Cup Final, the first to do it since me.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Who am I Lorraine?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
And you're a hockey girl, you're a big fan of
the puck.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Do you have the answerin wow? Great player played in Florida,
ash I think one of the teams in Florida so talented. Yes,
and until he wasn't that is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
The first player Leon Drysidel, first player to do it
since John Leclair.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
You know the team John Mclair played for when he
did it, Yes, the Montreal the Claire's and you remember
do you remember?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
You remember who he beat in the in that Stanley
Cup final.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Matchup, the Dentist.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yes, he beat the Dentis. And he also beat the
Los Angeles Kings. And fun fact, fun fact on that.
Now the Kings were coached with that malor fun fact. Yeah,
fun fact, So they were coached by Barry Melrose. He
was he had a mullet. That was who's known for
his mullet guy And he died along he's retired now,
I believe, but he was on television for.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
A long time and I had some some health problems.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Last I heard, But when the Kings finally won their
first Stanley Cup about ten fifteen years ago, right around there,
I was standing next to Barry Melrose watching on a
monitor as the Kings want. So me and Melrose have
a connection, so I kind of have a connection to
John Leclair.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Everything's tied together. It's all tied together like that. You
see what I did there. It's all tidy