November 7, 2024 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about the Browns GM being noncommittal on the future of Deshaun Watson with the organization, how the Jets should handle the likely departure of Woody Johnson, Bryce Young remaining Carolina's starting QB, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome, It's our number one of the
original Recipe podcast, and we were up all night doing this. Yeah,
we were hopefully enjoy it. It's the seventh day of November,
the kickoff tonight of week number ten in the NFL,
and here in our number one. It is all about
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the Brownies, the Cleveland Browns, their GM non committal on
the future, the creepy quarterback to Shaun Watson. What does
that signal to you? Also, how should Jets fans handle
the likely Woody Johnson ambassador departure as the owner will
head across the Atlantic for President Trump and Bryce Young
will remain Carolina's starting quarterback in Germany? Are you surprised?
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We'll talk about all that and more right now here
it is our number one. Well is it a brown out?
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our lead this hour, we're gonna change it up a
little bit talk football. We never talked football on this show.
Why would we talk football now? But we will. The
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Now.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
We have a lot of a lot of the fellas
that listen to the show that are working. Maybe you're
working right now in a factory, but the Factory of
Sadness is a special kind of good. They keep providing
food on my plate. Now, if you've not heard the
latest from Cleveland, perhaps not the team going nowhere fast
and not playing by the way this weekend. The Cleveland
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Browns GM Andrew Berry, who I don't know. His name
is Andrew Berry. He's the gym there's been there for years.
Andrew Berry, and he was asked about a state of
the team address count of it's the time during a
bye week the team blows and the GM in Cleveland.
Andrew Berry was non committal, big word non committal when
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asked about Deshaun Watson's status with the franchise. So let
me give you the short version. I'm not gonna be
you the long extended dance remix. Watson, as you might remember,
had the Breakfast of Champions if you like, being injured, snap, crackle, pop,
and so he's out for the rest there. He tore
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his achilles tendon, just snapped, snap, like a rubber band.
So that happened in week seven. So we're now heading
into week ten. Now Barry has said, well Watson recovers.
He said that he'll deal with the other stuff at
a later moment, meaning whether or not Watson is still
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in good standing with the Browns. What would you have
to do to fall out of standing with the Browns? Anyway,
let us discuss the question for the esteemed panel, whatch
you're part of the Browns? General manager being noncommittal about
the future of Deshaun Watson as QB one in Northern Ohio,
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what does that signal to you? What does that signal
to you? So I've got carry Gold Lyrics and DIY
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absolutely a pivot on the creepy quarterback by the Browns.
It the Browns, and we've talked about this a lot.
We talk about way too much behind these microphones at FSR.
But the Browns organization, from top to bum, the organization,
as some say, has been in lockstep. You know it,
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and I know it, and the person over there knows it.
We all know it. The Browns have spoken with one
voice when it comes to Deshaun Watson. They don't want
to criticize them. He's a mister softy. He can't handle
any criticism and they're afraid of upsetting the thin skinned quarterback.
And so regularly, much to my dismay, the Browns organization
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has thrown out verbal bouquets for the quarterback there and
now now they're acting like that carry gold butter. They
are softening their hardline position. It would appear now, am
I reading too much into this we'll see as time
goes on. Unless Watson plays ball with him, here's the problem, right,
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Unless Deshaun Watson says it's so bad here, I don't
want to be here. I want out, he would have
to give back money, and no one's gonna pay him.
He's the second worst quarterback in the NFL since he
got to Cleveland. The only one worse is Bryce Young
in North Carolina. But other than that, Deshaun Watson is
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at the very bottom. He's in the sewer looking at
the Bryce Young and they're they're staring at each other
right now. So even though the Browns are softening their position,
if you look at all of this, they're still handcuffed,
the Browns and Watson together, because the Browns still Watson
forty six million garanteed, not just next season, but the
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year after. So that's eighty two million. And Watson has
cap hits the size of the national debt. And I
am a salary cap truther. And if there's a will,
there's a way. And if the Browns did decide to
get rid of Deshaun Watson, we are told they would
take dead cap pits of one hundred and seventy two
million in twenty twenty five and ninety nine million in
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twenty twenty six. So for most that would be unfeasible.
You would still feel the roster. You just have guys
that you got off off the internet and or maybe
you won't go down to home depot and see if
they been WANs to work for the day and play
for the Cleveland Browns. But you would feel the roster
you put a team out of there just wouldn't be
anybody you've ever heard of. Now page two here with
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the election now over and they will have the inauguration
in January January twenty with President Trump returning to the
White House, there there is trickle down, not economics, but
the fallout in the National Football League, specifically with the
j e Ts. Suck, suck, suck, if you have not heard,
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if you forgot from the last time Trump was in
the White House, he is buddies with Woody Johnson. Well,
his buddy was a lot of the NFL owners, but
Woody Johnson in particular the owner Woody Johnson there of
the Jets. And it appears by all accounts that Woody
donated a fair amount of money, which means, you scratch
my back eye scratch yours. That's how politics work. And
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so he will likely return the ambassador over in the
UK there, and if that happens, Okay, that happens, wood
he's out as owner of the Jets. You cannot maintain
day to day status, like it's so hard to own
the Jets every day? My god, how hard is that? Yeah,
it doesn't matter who owns the team. They lose in
ten games or so every year minimum. So anyway, somebody
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else would have to run the Jets day to day.
During the last Trump presidency, you had somebody named Christopher Johnson.
I guess that's the other Johnson Johnson and Johnson's. You
have Woody Johnson and Christopher Johnson. There's a lot of
Johnson's and he ran the team and is expected he'll
take over. So how should the long suffering, the long
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suffering Jets fan handle the likely Woody Johnson at least
short term departure to become an ambassador again across the Atlantic.
So all of this is white noise. It's all white
noise here. And as a a Jets backer, if you
support the Jets, you've made a poor choice. You likely
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made that choice as a kid. Maybe you were born
into a family of Jets fans. But either way, right,
it's like the lyrics of a song. I don't know
this woman did anything other than the song. I only
know her from this song, the hit Numb like a Bug. Right,
If you're a Jets fan, your numb like a bug
is what you are. And it's one of those things.
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Do you ever get a little bit tired of life
as a Jets fan? You probably do. You probably do right,
like you're not really happy, but you don't want to die.
You're just stuck in that weird spot where the team
blows every year and they build you up and then
knock you down here and your numb like a little
buck and you got to survive. That's how it goes
with it for the Jets and Woody Johnson. If you
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were to do a big I don't do lists, as
Terry and England and others know, I don't do list.
But if you did a big board, which is not
a list, If you did a big board, Woody Johnson
would be a JAO on the big board of owners,
just an owner. He's nothing special. He's not the worst.
The Jets are bad, but he's not the worst. And
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he's not a difference maker. Nothing will change whether Woody
Johnson's there, or Christopher Johnson or Magic Johnson or whoever
your favorite. Johnson is now last word to Germany, we
go wh What a way to stick it to the
people of Germany this weekend. I wonder if we'll hear
from Atto bon Butch. We haven't heard from him in
a while in Germany. But as they prepare for NFL football,
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the Giants taking on the Panthers, coach Dave Canalis, that's
the head coach of the Carolina football team, has shot
his shot. Either that or he's been told to shoot
his shot. We have learned that Bryce Young Bryce Young
will remain the Carolina starting quarterback. There had been chatter
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that he would have been benched for Andy Dalton, but no,
So are you surprised? Are you surprised that Carolina is
going back to Bryce Young? So I'll answer this with
the M word, mildly. I am mildly surprised. I spent
a lot of time focused on the Carolina Panthers, but
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I have to spend a little bit of time every
week to get ready for the TV show because we
not that we usually highlight their game, but we pick
every game, and so Carolina's on the big board here.
But I'm only mildly surprised because it's not like Andy
Dalton's a bowl of cherries. It's not like Andy Dalton's
nice whip cream and all that. No, Bryce Young has
been back for the last two weeks. Okay, he's been
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back for the last two weeks. He is not not
a difference maker. And in fact, even though Carolina did
win one of these last couple of games against the
Saints the last two games, among all quarterbacks that have
played in both games, Bryce Young is the twenty ninth
ranked quarterback. Now what do I know, I just talking
to a microphone. I think that blows. So this big
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comes for Dave Canalis to the coach. It becomes a
DIY project. Carolina still attempting to spackle over the INM professions.
And this is you talk about the two for one
daily double, because on one hand, the first part of
the daily double, you've got this situation where you want
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Young to turn out to be good, right, so you've
got that, But then on the other hand, you have
the case where if he's not good to you, at
least make it seem give the illusion that he's good,
so you can sucker some dumb dumb in the offseason
to trade for the Giants. You know, you try to
spackle over the improfessions the Giants. They suck also, so
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it's your it sucked versus suck in this game. At
some point it becomes a salvage and recovery mission and
feeling that if Bryce Young does play the way he
has played here, at some point they'll say, well, you know,
we gonna go back to Andy Dalton. Bryce is some
kind of injury here. We're not sure exactly what it
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is because we just made it up. And that's the
that's the issue, all right. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
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That's at Ben Mahlor. You want to be part of
the program, so straight in to see if you can
figure this out. A NFL head coach. An NFL head coach,
there's only thirty two possibilities here, telling a dad joke
at his weekly media availability. A classic dad joke from
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an NFL coach, But who was. We'll get to that
and we will do it next.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
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It's Ben Mallin.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That is absolute puffery, is what that is. You did
nothing wrong with that on the puffery. No, you told me.
I'm not you can't do puffery. You told me years
ago you did say that. Now you're lying. So you're
cheater and a liar. You're starting off the show cheater
and a liar because bull crap that you did yesterday
at the end of the show, So I do at
the end of the show. You know what you did, Eddie.
(15:17):
Late Night Truck Tester, you win. You cheated. Late Night
Drug Tester writes in such a I have to disagree.
There are thirty two NFL coaches, but at least eight
are not qualified for the job. I'd go higher than
eight that you had that guy get the job. Does
that guy like maybe his dad, his friends with the
owner of the team you or something like that. I
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don't anyway. Ferk Dog says, is the NFL coach you
told a dad joke? Norm van Brocklin. No, it's also
not Norm brock Broccoli, which is somebody else there? Who
else do we have?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Not?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
A burner writes In, says Ben, I am excited for
your malor meet and greeting in Ohio. Make sure to
bring with you and I will gladly provide an expense
free trip to Cleveland to finally get his nice steamer there.
That's from not very as well. Not going to Ohio
anytime soon, but I will be. I will be in
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Kansas City this weekend on Saturday, So if you're in
the Kansas City area, I'd love to meet you, come
on down, say hello. Be there for a couple hours,
probably longer than that on Saturday from two o'clock till
four at the landing with our affiliate, the home of
this show in Kansas City on the Fan will be
hanging out having a great time eating the Ben Mallard
(16:35):
chicken fingers. Gunner writes in he works at a Walmart
in Minnesota and he loves his timberbles. Gunner writes, and
he says that can you stop trashing my panthers. If
you don't, I will start bringing up your clippers and
how bad they are there. It's one again, Gunn. That's
(16:57):
bad basketball knowledge. The Clippers are on absolute burner at
home and they just shut out Joel Enbiid Gunner. I
know you don't know your basketball because you're a Timberwolves fan,
and you don't know your football because you're a Panthers fan.
And how the hell, Gunner are you a Carolina Panther fan.
You're in Minnesota now, the Vikings are not great, but
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side by side with the Panthers, it's casablanca if you're
a Minnesota Viking fan. Absolutely, Terry in England, right, says, says,
good to hear Benny not doing list radio on the show,
Proud of you. That's right. I did not do list radio, Terry,
as you just said. Here, it's Benny's big board. Yeah,
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Benny's big board. That's what we do, Mark, and Queen's
rights in he says too many syllables to do the
thin skin creepy quarterback. Since the Jets sucks so bad, Ben,
I am numb. That's why I said numb like a
bug to not have to worry about it anymore. I
go to concerts and flirt with bloody divorced chicks. Well
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that whatever works for you, Mark, whatever whatever works for you,
just knock it out of the park. Yeah, big lou Right,
Since says sources close to the situation say, Mahomes gonna
sit out the weekend game load management due to the
chiefs undefeated record. Yeah, well you're making that up, big Lou.
I have clicked, refreshed and checked all that, and no,
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no issue. He will absolutely play. Let's go to Andy
the comic book guy who's on the air. Hello, Andy
the comic book Guy.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Hello Ben, Hello.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Hello there he is Andy the Pride of I don't
know where he lives, but he's Are you from Buffalo
or you're I don't know. I'm confused by you.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yes, I'm from but I moved to LA in two
thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
All right, well you've been in LA for fifteen years.
That's a long time. It's a long time.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
How do you not know that you knew that come one.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I forgot. I know you had the Bill's Mafia thing
up there. I figured for you to go back to
Buffalo on a semi regular basis. You had to be
from there. But you haven't called in a while. I
know your big time, your daytime. You're not one of
us night people, but here you are.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I try to catch at least one to two shows
a week. No, no, but yes, yes, you're doing great,
you're doing well.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Thank you. I appreciate that. I have the seal of approval.
And you didn't like do anything crazy at the Dodger
celebration or anything like that. I know you're a Bills fan,
but you like to dodge. You didn't blow any hands
up or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Right, No, No, I did see that. I'm very happy
the Dodgers won. I met the call during that week.
I hate the Padres, I hate the Mets, so that
was wonderful.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Go Dodgers.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Absolutely. But tonight I'm actually calling because, speaking of how
great you've been these last few shows, I'm here to
make the show even greater for you.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I have for you.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Bets some fun facts that no other sports talk radio
sho oh has divulged yet to the mass audience, which
I think is absolutely crazy sore You ready for these?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
All right? I am prepared. Now these are These are
fun facts. This is unscheduled, but we are now going
to provide you the home listeners.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Are fun facts.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Most people listen at work fun facts, unverified fun facts
from Andy the comic book guy correct.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
And these are presidential themed fun facts, which is great.
So here's the first one. You're ready, Here we go,
all right. President Trump now has as many presidential terms
as the bills current seed in the a f C
number two.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I know where this is going. I know where I
know where this is going. So you're saying the bills
are number two. There are number two the bills, Yeah,
there are number no number.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Key pieces, the windows closed, the rebuild year. Pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm vp you watch out man. That's that's got going
to lose to the Colts this weekend. You watch out, man,
watch out, watch out. That's that's a dangerous game fact.
That is a you're scared. I can tell you're scared.
Another fun fun fact. Let me guess you you let
me get, let me get. I think this is one
overuse of the fun facts. Sound the fact. Hold on.
(21:16):
I think the next fun fact is going to be
Andy the com up book guy say that he had
in his shrine, his man cave. He has seventeen posters
of Josh Allen on.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
His wall, which is one last than its total passing
touchdown so far this season. But no, the next fun
fact is President Trump now has as many terms as
president as Josh Allen has interceptions this year.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
True?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh is that right? Boy? I got a fun fact
for here? Hit that button right there, here's a fun fact.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Fun fact.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Donald Trump now has two terms as the president of
the United States. That's two more than the Bills have
Super Bowl wins. That's true, thank you.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Speaking of that, he has two terms, which is as
many wins as the Miami Dolphins this season. And here's
the kicker, here's the best funds back of all. His
two terms is more than Tyreek Hill has touchdowns so
far throughout nine games.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You feel better? You feel better? Is this therapeutic for you?
Or you You're happy, You're in a good mood.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
They're just amazing fun facts, SATs that I don't hear
a lot of people talking about.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
That's all because you made them up. That's why you
know they're all true.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
They're all true, and all of them have made America
great again.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, why don't you go mist see who do you
like more? Dave Roberts or I think Josh Allen more
than Dave Roberts, But you like, Hey, you.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Got to give Dave Roberts his flowers.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
By the way, I don't have to give flowers. I
don't have to him flowers. Why don't have to give
him flowers? I don't have to give him flowers? So
he find he finally did what he's supposed to do
after you know, being a failure for the last couple
of years. So I'm supposed to forget about getting swept
by the you know, by the Diamondbacks whatever, losing to
the Podres in four games. That wasn't his fault.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
All of it stars finally showed up for him.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Okay, So then he doesn't get credit because the guy's
actually played. So you're you're admitting Roberts doesn't do anything
that the players just.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Had well considering considering the risk of those losses in
those series, I mean, it was pretty pathetic. I mean,
we could not score with men and running score in
scoring positions, and even then we couldn't even do it
this last series. But the Yankees are terrible.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So yeah, all right, and when's your comic book shop opening?
Have you moved it?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You move it somewhere else, you know, open it up
next year, next year.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Right now, we're employing an all online model, which has
been great. Honestly, it's been incredibly more credit for me.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No more no more brick and mortar. Is that it?
No more bricking?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
See we'll see, We'll see the economy is slated to
turn around here, and I'm saying all this the fight
to say my candidate did not win, by the way,
I wrote in Joshua Patrick Allen, and he did not win.
But yeah, twenty twenty eight is going.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
To be crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, twenty twenty eight will be the year of josh Allen.
So all right, there, you go away, Eddie. There's any
of the comic book guy Bill's propagandas Bill's propaganda's right there, yeah,
all right, at Big News. By the way, we are
on fourteen forty Sports fourteen forty, We are right there.
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They in fact, their social media accounts sent that out
to let you know that we're on there. You're fourteen
forty on the dial. I'm not sure what city. Then
wait a minute, hold on, Eddie's that's Edmondton, Eddy, all right,
right there, the Belly of the Beast. That's Hockey Town, USA. No,
not USA. Well, I consider Canada like America, you know,
(24:49):
America Light you know, I'm sure they appreciate you saying yeah, yeah,
that's home of the Kevin carry A Show, Fantasy Frenzy,
Low Down with Load Tide, the Jason Gregor Show, and
home to Fox Sports Radio all that in Edmonton. Yeah,
how about that? Awesome? Yeah, it's great to be on
this flatter. They will enjoy pluck the world in the
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final hours. Yeah, we're going to turn off the transmitter.
By then they won't get that.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
It never turns off Ben unless Robert Garrett, Bob Garrett
hits the wrong button.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Bob.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah, there is a famously turned off the network and
still didn't lose his jomp and still does not know
where that button is. Like, if you asked him to
recreate that, he would not be able to recreate that.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Well.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
I think it was so traumatizing for him that he
kind of blacked out, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, well it was traumatizing to us when we find
out what happened. It's finding out what happens in a
nuclear war, you know, like, well, wait a minute, if
the whole network shuts down. You hear Steve de Segare
giving final four scores from seven or eight years ago,
probably this one new Yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
And were rolling up on through the overnight. We'll get
to some calls coming up here in a minute. But first,
an NFL coach giving you a classic dad joke, and
many people try to figure out who this is a
lot of a lot of guesses here. Mickey in State
forty eight says, Canada is America's top hat. That's not offensive?
(26:20):
Is it like the top hat? I have heard that before.
Isn't that a compliment? Yeah? Well we talked about Mexico.
Then the boot, the boot. Yeah, well you get the
top hat and then you got the underwear. Is that
the underwear?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
How that?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
The shoes? The shoes? Is it the shoes? What would
that be? The shoes? Yeah? Well, I love Canada and
I don't know how the I've never been to Edmonton,
so I don't know how the poutine is in Edmonton.
I'm not sure. I do like the Canadian tuxedo with
the bulldo tie. That's the way to go. Uh So
enjoy that, Yeah, enjoy that for sure. Gunner would like
(27:00):
to alert all the affiliates he will be calling the
show after two local time there he'll be calling the show.
So we'd like to let everyone know Gunner will be calling.
Well that's a great load off my mind. So the
NFL head coach that told the dad joke that, well,
let's go to the auto tape. This is Jim Harbaugh,
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the head coach all the Chargers. Take a listen, here
we go Jim Harbaugh.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Yeah, the middle, the middle of the season is it's
always critical that way, you know, like Bill Belichick talks
about the middle eight in a in a in a
football game. I mean there's a there's a middle eight
in a in a season too. You could you could
break it down, you know that way. You know, six, seven, eight, nine,
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I mean, those are those are important games.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You know.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
The only joke I know is well, I was six
afraid of seven because seven eight nine, six seven eight,
and those are those are big games.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Wow, solid, I hope they lose every game for the
rest of sea.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
That was good.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
What do you mean.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Jim probably practiced that at home with his wife and
delivered it right there, delivered the line.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
It was.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah solid. Porters in the room were not having it either. Yeah,
they got no sense of humor. Man. They think they
think they're doing God's work covering the Chargers. It's a
very very important. He's corny, but he's a good football coach.
That's all that matters. He's a little more than just corny.
Corny does not do justice. Dude, the horrible. I mean,
(28:38):
we like lame jokes here on the show. Come on,
we do it every week. I bet Harball is a
big listener. Shout out Jim. Jim sent some jokes in.
Jim Harbaugh sent some jokes in. Lame jokes are on
Friday that he's not even a tenth as corny as
Steve Balmer. Oh shots fired. Well, Bamber is the greatest
owner out there. Everyone says that the biggest cornball in
(28:59):
all of sport. You wish he owned your team, you know,
That's all I'll say. You wish he owned your teams.
Great Steve Bomer, everyone loves them. Can't say enough. The
guy cares about the Clippers. He's a much better than
that other owner in La owns a basketball team. I
know that one hundred percent, one hundred and fifty percent.
I score the phones. We'll say hello to Jed who fled?
(29:22):
Who is next and where he fled to? But here
he is.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
To the Chiefs who in triumph used the war champ
culturally appropriated from the Seminoles. I hated that stupid people politics,
did a face plant, the gators, hurricanes, I'm on the
pods or so. Man, I'm just kiping.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I was.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I was out a couple of nights together. He's not
call last night, man, I had I had a pitchfork,
I had a torch, I had anger in my heart,
and I just I could find anybody up out there.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Man, I know you were. You were devastated by the
presidential election, so you couldn't call up.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Understand I couldn't call them. I mean I was devastated.
I was. I almost was ordered to drugs. Then gotta
have grug Hey, you gotta you gotta have it different
dog drop, you gotta have their drop. Variety is a
spice of life, lorandam right spicy life.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Look at that Jed calling out La rain. If we're
using the same drops that shots by Jed who fled
throwing the hammer down, I'm too busy putting a sandwich
in my mouth to care.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Wow, Hey, you're a good your woman's I figured you
have several of them ready in advance.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh look at that Jed. That's uh. Look at that
Jed who fled right under underwork.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
With such screen on the land, you won't get by shot. Listen,
this is this is some of them. Just you're missed.
I'll tell you what I was gonna be honest. I
heard Real Thought on the other night, and I did
not know if I'd ever been honest with y'all with
regards to my first missing of the os gone. It
was long before loll before anyone knew I did drugs,
you know, I mean this that and I was high,
(31:00):
Doug Gosh, I pretty mu slept through the entire twenty
fo hours, you know what I mean. And then I
decided I did not know if you allowed that or not.
And you know, you just right and ban me right
out the gates. And so I invented. I'm not going
to repeat it, right, and it's a terrible lie. And
so I feel like you do that every week now.
I don't realize you were cool. We're out of time,
bah blah, there's abways live, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
So yeah, well, you know, were you triggered by hearing
the voice of Real Time, who has not called the
show since the election. So that's conceivable that he was
lying about that that this He said that if Trump won,
he'd be back, and it's conceivable that he was just
making that up. That was all a ruse.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
If I ever told you I'm listening on the nights
that I'm not going answer, dude, I was lying, you
know what I mean? I was ill kidding. I left it.
I'll actually what I do write the podcast and even
though I don't listen, I do let it go from
beginning to the end. That way you get credit.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
So the question, now, when you listen to the podcast,
do you listen on like the the one and a
half speed or the two speeds? So it sounds a
little faster like.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
You talk listen only on cars. I listened to uh
twice is fast because of me? I mean, I kind
of like a chunk. And again it sounds pretty good.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Well you do. And you don't even need to be
fast forward to sound like a chipmunk. You sound like
it naturally. You have that natural ability. All right? Is that?
I thank you? I gotta go. It's not you, it's you.
So anyway, time now for the who am I Game?
Here we go? The who am I?
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Game?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
This is where I pretend to be somebody else? Thus
I call it who am I? Game? And here it is.
So on Thursday night, that would be tonight for most
but still Wednesday into Thursday on the West Coast. So
on Thursday night against Cincinnati Ravens, running back Derrick Henry
can become the fifth player in the Super Bowl era
to record a touchdown in each of his first ten
(32:49):
games of a season. He's obviously done at the first
nine games. I was the last player to do it.
The last NFL player to do with Derrick Henry is
I'm conceivably going to do against the Cincinnati football team.
So again, Derrick Henry, he can become the fifth player
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in the Super Bowl here to have a touchdown in
each of his first ten games of a season. And
I was the last player to do that. Who am I?
That is the question. The answer. We'll get to it.
We will do it next.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
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Speaker 1 (33:58):
Coming up later on our number. We're gonna have ask
Ben your questions are answers that'll be coming up an
hour three factor fiction in our four Mallard of the
third degree next hour. But time now for the who
am I? Game? This is where we pretend to be
somebody else else? We call it the who am I?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Game?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And tonight Thursday night, Thursday Night, NFL Week ten kicks
off since Sinnaty Cincinnati playing the Ravens in a divisional matchup,
and Ravens running back Derrick Henry if he scores a
touchdown in the game Thursday night, he'll become the fifth
player in the Super Bowl ear to have a touchdown
in each of his first ten games of a season.
(34:41):
It's only happened four other times. I was the last
player to do it. Who am I? That is the question?
What is the answer? Wally in Florida said Ladanian Tomlinson
alf the Alien ol Pine are going with El Choppo
is his answer. Basity Tony says, irv Eatman is the answer.
(35:02):
Jets Legend? Who else? Page down? I can't read that.
Buzz Lightyear guest by Cowboy Killer King Rory says former
Michigan Wolverine standout Gerald Ford is the way to go.
Late night drug tester says music legend Lord who is
twenty eight today? Who else do we have? Page down?
A satin nightgown? Guests by Eurojack ferg Dog another reference
(35:26):
to Norm van Brocklin, who knew that Fergdog was such
a fan of Norm van Brocklin had no idea. Malaprop
Guy says Jed Who fled? Is the answer? Dabo Sweeney
Guess by Big Lou He's on number two? Andrew in
the Bay Area going with Emmett Smith is his answer?
(35:48):
Justin in Cincinnati says Blind Scott is the way to go. Masshole.
Mickey checks in from the Commonwealth, and he says the Undertaker,
the Undertaker? Who else do we have page down? And
let's skip over that one. Alvin Kamara or Fred Flintstone
when he played college ball? Guess by Spock's Weed in Oregon.
(36:11):
ELOI from Compton says Eddie's favorite Pittsburgh Steeler Jerome Bettis
is the answer. Marmaduke. Former Ram by the way, Jerome
Mickey in State forty eight says Marmaduke is the way
to go touchdown. Tommy Vardell from EKE in Roseville, Minnesota.
Who else do we have? Not A Bernes says you
(36:32):
are DNA winner of the year. Ain't center Connor McGovern, Yeah,
that's still wild the guys if you missed it yesterday,
this guy Connor McGovern. He's a center for the Saints
and he is the heir to the French fry throne.
The family business provides fries for McDonald's and also raising
(36:55):
canes and Wendy's. They're the potato provider. I didn't said McDonald's. Well,
McDonald's was the one to put him on the map
in the nineties, but now they do raising caines. They're
the main provider of potatoes from all these major Yeah. No,
under he's so rich, Well he's but he's still playing
in the NFL. It's very odd. Anyway, Again, here's the
question one more time Thursday night. That'd be tonight from
(37:16):
ost right for everybody. Actually tonight, Cincinnati Baltimore, Derrek Henry
Can become the fifth player the fifth player to have
in the Super Bowl era touchdown in each of his
first ten games of the season. I was the last
player to do it.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
La Rainer.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
You know the answer, right, Yes, I think I go
h Former Broncos linebacker Al Wilson. I feel like somebody
gave that. Yeah, me too. I feel like you're reading
that off a piece of paper. No. The correct answer
a man who was one of the top players in
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the NFL for a couple of years and then he
got hurt. Number thirty, Todd Gurley of the lr M.
He's back in twenty eighteen. Todd Girley, Saint Louis LA Ramps.
Todd Gurley is the answer to the question.
Here we go. Welcome, It's our number one of the
original Recipe podcast, and we were up all night doing this. Yeah,
we were hopefully enjoy it. It's the seventh day of November,
the kickoff tonight of week number ten in the NFL,
and here in our number one. It is all about
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the Brownies, the Cleveland Browns, their GM non committal on
the future, the creepy quarterback to Shaun Watson. What does
that signal to you? Also, how should Jets fans handle
the likely Woody Johnson ambassador departure as the owner will
head across the Atlantic for President Trump and Bryce Young
will remain Carolina's starting quarterback in Germany? Are you surprised?
(00:48):
We'll talk about all that and more right now here
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our lead this hour, we're gonna change it up a
little bit talk football. We never talked football on this show.
Why would we talk football now? But we will. The
Factory of Sadness point, what a wonderful warehouse that is.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
We have a lot of a lot of the fellas
that listen to the show that are working. Maybe you're
working right now in a factory, but the Factory of
Sadness is a special kind of good. They keep providing
food on my plate. Now, if you've not heard the
latest from Cleveland, perhaps not the team going nowhere fast
and not playing by the way this weekend. The Cleveland
(02:38):
Browns GM Andrew Berry, who I don't know. His name
is Andrew Berry. He's the gym there's been there for years.
Andrew Berry, and he was asked about a state of
the team address count of it's the time during a
bye week the team blows and the GM in Cleveland.
Andrew Berry was non committal, big word non committal when
(02:58):
asked about Deshaun Watson's status with the franchise. So let
me give you the short version. I'm not gonna be
you the long extended dance remix. Watson, as you might remember,
had the Breakfast of Champions if you like, being injured, snap, crackle, pop,
and so he's out for the rest there. He tore
(03:20):
his achilles tendon, just snapped, snap, like a rubber band.
So that happened in week seven. So we're now heading
into week ten. Now Barry has said, well Watson recovers.
He said that he'll deal with the other stuff at
a later moment, meaning whether or not Watson is still
(03:42):
in good standing with the Browns. What would you have
to do to fall out of standing with the Browns? Anyway,
let us discuss the question for the esteemed panel, whatch
you're part of the Browns? General manager being noncommittal about
the future of Deshaun Watson as QB one in Northern Ohio,
(04:04):
what does that signal to you? What does that signal
to you? So I've got carry Gold Lyrics and DIY
Project and we will combine all of these things together
and we're going to provide a delicious late night snack
is what we're going to provide. So A, this is
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absolutely a pivot on the creepy quarterback by the Browns.
It the Browns, and we've talked about this a lot.
We talk about way too much behind these microphones at FSR.
But the Browns organization, from top to bum, the organization,
as some say, has been in lockstep. You know it,
(04:47):
and I know it, and the person over there knows it.
We all know it. The Browns have spoken with one
voice when it comes to Deshaun Watson. They don't want
to criticize them. He's a mister softy. He can't handle
any criticism and they're afraid of upsetting the thin skinned quarterback.
And so regularly, much to my dismay, the Browns organization
(05:11):
has thrown out verbal bouquets for the quarterback there and
now now they're acting like that carry gold butter. They
are softening their hardline position. It would appear now, am
I reading too much into this we'll see as time
goes on. Unless Watson plays ball with him, here's the problem, right,
(05:35):
Unless Deshaun Watson says it's so bad here, I don't
want to be here. I want out, he would have
to give back money, and no one's gonna pay him.
He's the second worst quarterback in the NFL since he
got to Cleveland. The only one worse is Bryce Young
in North Carolina. But other than that, Deshaun Watson is
(05:58):
at the very bottom. He's in the sewer looking at
the Bryce Young and they're they're staring at each other
right now. So even though the Browns are softening their position,
if you look at all of this, they're still handcuffed,
the Browns and Watson together, because the Browns still Watson
forty six million garanteed, not just next season, but the
(06:24):
year after. So that's eighty two million. And Watson has
cap hits the size of the national debt. And I
am a salary cap truther. And if there's a will,
there's a way. And if the Browns did decide to
get rid of Deshaun Watson, we are told they would
take dead cap pits of one hundred and seventy two
million in twenty twenty five and ninety nine million in
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twenty twenty six. So for most that would be unfeasible.
You would still feel the roster. You just have guys
that you got off off the internet and or maybe
you won't go down to home depot and see if
they been WANs to work for the day and play
for the Cleveland Browns. But you would feel the roster
you put a team out of there just wouldn't be
anybody you've ever heard of. Now page two here with
(07:11):
the election now over and they will have the inauguration
in January January twenty with President Trump returning to the
White House, there there is trickle down, not economics, but
the fallout in the National Football League, specifically with the
j e Ts. Suck, suck, suck, if you have not heard,
(07:34):
if you forgot from the last time Trump was in
the White House, he is buddies with Woody Johnson. Well,
his buddy was a lot of the NFL owners, but
Woody Johnson in particular the owner Woody Johnson there of
the Jets. And it appears by all accounts that Woody
donated a fair amount of money, which means, you scratch
my back eye scratch yours. That's how politics work. And
(07:57):
so he will likely return the ambassador over in the
UK there, and if that happens, Okay, that happens, wood
he's out as owner of the Jets. You cannot maintain
day to day status, like it's so hard to own
the Jets every day? My god, how hard is that? Yeah,
it doesn't matter who owns the team. They lose in
ten games or so every year minimum. So anyway, somebody
(08:21):
else would have to run the Jets day to day.
During the last Trump presidency, you had somebody named Christopher Johnson.
I guess that's the other Johnson Johnson and Johnson's. You
have Woody Johnson and Christopher Johnson. There's a lot of
Johnson's and he ran the team and is expected he'll
take over. So how should the long suffering, the long
(08:43):
suffering Jets fan handle the likely Woody Johnson at least
short term departure to become an ambassador again across the Atlantic.
So all of this is white noise. It's all white
noise here. And as a a Jets backer, if you
support the Jets, you've made a poor choice. You likely
(09:05):
made that choice as a kid. Maybe you were born
into a family of Jets fans. But either way, right,
it's like the lyrics of a song. I don't know
this woman did anything other than the song. I only
know her from this song, the hit Numb like a Bug. Right,
If you're a Jets fan, your numb like a bug
is what you are. And it's one of those things.
(09:28):
Do you ever get a little bit tired of life
as a Jets fan? You probably do. You probably do right,
like you're not really happy, but you don't want to die.
You're just stuck in that weird spot where the team
blows every year and they build you up and then
knock you down here and your numb like a little
buck and you got to survive. That's how it goes
with it for the Jets and Woody Johnson. If you
(09:49):
were to do a big I don't do lists, as
Terry and England and others know, I don't do list.
But if you did a big board, which is not
a list, If you did a big board, Woody Johnson
would be a JAO on the big board of owners,
just an owner. He's nothing special. He's not the worst.
The Jets are bad, but he's not the worst. And
(10:12):
he's not a difference maker. Nothing will change whether Woody
Johnson's there, or Christopher Johnson or Magic Johnson or whoever
your favorite. Johnson is now last word to Germany, we
go wh What a way to stick it to the
people of Germany this weekend. I wonder if we'll hear
from Atto bon Butch. We haven't heard from him in
a while in Germany. But as they prepare for NFL football,
(10:38):
the Giants taking on the Panthers, coach Dave Canalis, that's
the head coach of the Carolina football team, has shot
his shot. Either that or he's been told to shoot
his shot. We have learned that Bryce Young Bryce Young
will remain the Carolina starting quarterback. There had been chatter
(11:03):
that he would have been benched for Andy Dalton, but no,
So are you surprised? Are you surprised that Carolina is
going back to Bryce Young? So I'll answer this with
the M word, mildly. I am mildly surprised. I spent
a lot of time focused on the Carolina Panthers, but
(11:25):
I have to spend a little bit of time every
week to get ready for the TV show because we
not that we usually highlight their game, but we pick
every game, and so Carolina's on the big board here.
But I'm only mildly surprised because it's not like Andy
Dalton's a bowl of cherries. It's not like Andy Dalton's
nice whip cream and all that. No, Bryce Young has
been back for the last two weeks. Okay, he's been
(11:46):
back for the last two weeks. He is not not
a difference maker. And in fact, even though Carolina did
win one of these last couple of games against the
Saints the last two games, among all quarterbacks that have
played in both games, Bryce Young is the twenty ninth
ranked quarterback. Now what do I know, I just talking
to a microphone. I think that blows. So this big
(12:09):
comes for Dave Canalis to the coach. It becomes a
DIY project. Carolina still attempting to spackle over the INM professions.
And this is you talk about the two for one
daily double, because on one hand, the first part of
the daily double, you've got this situation where you want
(12:31):
Young to turn out to be good, right, so you've
got that, But then on the other hand, you have
the case where if he's not good to you, at
least make it seem give the illusion that he's good,
so you can sucker some dumb dumb in the offseason
to trade for the Giants. You know, you try to
spackle over the improfessions the Giants. They suck also, so
(12:53):
it's your it sucked versus suck in this game. At
some point it becomes a salvage and recovery mission and
feeling that if Bryce Young does play the way he
has played here, at some point they'll say, well, you know,
we gonna go back to Andy Dalton. Bryce is some
kind of injury here. We're not sure exactly what it
(13:13):
is because we just made it up. And that's the
that's the issue, all right. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
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figure this out. A NFL head coach. An NFL head coach,
there's only thirty two possibilities here, telling a dad joke
at his weekly media availability. A classic dad joke from
(14:00):
an NFL coach, But who was. We'll get to that
and we will do it next.
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Speaker 1 (14:56):
That is absolute puffery, is what that is. You did
nothing wrong with that on the puffery. No, you told me.
I'm not you can't do puffery. You told me years
ago you did say that. Now you're lying. So you're
cheater and a liar. You're starting off the show cheater
and a liar because bull crap that you did yesterday
at the end of the show, So I do at
the end of the show. You know what you did, Eddie.
(15:17):
Late Night Truck Tester, you win. You cheated. Late Night
Drug Tester writes in such a I have to disagree.
There are thirty two NFL coaches, but at least eight
are not qualified for the job. I'd go higher than
eight that you had that guy get the job. Does
that guy like maybe his dad, his friends with the
owner of the team you or something like that. I
(15:39):
don't anyway. Ferk Dog says, is the NFL coach you
told a dad joke? Norm van Brocklin. No, it's also
not Norm brock Broccoli, which is somebody else there? Who
else do we have?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Not?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
A burner writes In, says Ben, I am excited for
your malor meet and greeting in Ohio. Make sure to
bring with you and I will gladly provide an expense
free trip to Cleveland to finally get his nice steamer there.
That's from not very as well. Not going to Ohio
anytime soon, but I will be. I will be in
(16:14):
Kansas City this weekend on Saturday, So if you're in
the Kansas City area, I'd love to meet you, come
on down, say hello. Be there for a couple hours,
probably longer than that on Saturday from two o'clock till
four at the landing with our affiliate, the home of
this show in Kansas City on the Fan will be
hanging out having a great time eating the Ben Mallard
(16:35):
chicken fingers. Gunner writes in he works at a Walmart
in Minnesota and he loves his timberbles. Gunner writes, and
he says that can you stop trashing my panthers. If
you don't, I will start bringing up your clippers and
how bad they are there. It's one again, Gunn. That's
(16:57):
bad basketball knowledge. The Clippers are on absolute burner at
home and they just shut out Joel Enbiid Gunner. I
know you don't know your basketball because you're a Timberwolves fan,
and you don't know your football because you're a Panthers fan.
And how the hell, Gunner are you a Carolina Panther fan.
You're in Minnesota now, the Vikings are not great, but
(17:20):
side by side with the Panthers, it's casablanca if you're
a Minnesota Viking fan. Absolutely, Terry in England, right, says, says,
good to hear Benny not doing list radio on the show,
Proud of you. That's right. I did not do list radio, Terry,
as you just said. Here, it's Benny's big board. Yeah,
(17:41):
Benny's big board. That's what we do, Mark, and Queen's
rights in he says too many syllables to do the
thin skin creepy quarterback. Since the Jets sucks so bad, Ben,
I am numb. That's why I said numb like a
bug to not have to worry about it anymore. I
go to concerts and flirt with bloody divorced chicks. Well
(18:02):
that whatever works for you, Mark, whatever whatever works for you,
just knock it out of the park. Yeah, big lou Right,
Since says sources close to the situation say, Mahomes gonna
sit out the weekend game load management due to the
chiefs undefeated record. Yeah, well you're making that up, big Lou.
I have clicked, refreshed and checked all that, and no,
(18:23):
no issue. He will absolutely play. Let's go to Andy
the comic book guy who's on the air. Hello, Andy
the comic book Guy.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Hello Ben, Hello.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Hello there he is Andy the Pride of I don't
know where he lives, but he's Are you from Buffalo
or you're I don't know. I'm confused by you.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yes, I'm from but I moved to LA in two
thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
All right, well you've been in LA for fifteen years.
That's a long time. It's a long time.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
How do you not know that you knew that come one.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I forgot. I know you had the Bill's Mafia thing
up there. I figured for you to go back to
Buffalo on a semi regular basis. You had to be
from there. But you haven't called in a while. I
know your big time, your daytime. You're not one of
us night people, but here you are.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I try to catch at least one to two shows
a week. No, no, but yes, yes, you're doing great,
you're doing well.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Thank you. I appreciate that. I have the seal of approval.
And you didn't like do anything crazy at the Dodger
celebration or anything like that. I know you're a Bills fan,
but you like to dodge. You didn't blow any hands
up or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Right, No, No, I did see that. I'm very happy
the Dodgers won. I met the call during that week.
I hate the Padres, I hate the Mets, so that
was wonderful.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Go Dodgers.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Absolutely. But tonight I'm actually calling because, speaking of how
great you've been these last few shows, I'm here to
make the show even greater for you.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I have for you.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Bets some fun facts that no other sports talk radio
sho oh has divulged yet to the mass audience, which
I think is absolutely crazy sore You ready for these?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
All right? I am prepared. Now these are These are
fun facts. This is unscheduled, but we are now going
to provide you the home listeners.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Are fun facts.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Most people listen at work fun facts, unverified fun facts
from Andy the comic book guy correct.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
And these are presidential themed fun facts, which is great.
So here's the first one. You're ready, Here we go,
all right. President Trump now has as many presidential terms
as the bills current seed in the a f C
number two.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I know where this is going. I know where I
know where this is going. So you're saying the bills
are number two. There are number two the bills, Yeah,
there are number no number.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Key pieces, the windows closed, the rebuild year. Pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm vp you watch out man. That's that's got going
to lose to the Colts this weekend. You watch out, man,
watch out, watch out. That's that's a dangerous game fact.
That is a you're scared. I can tell you're scared.
Another fun fun fact. Let me guess you you let
me get, let me get. I think this is one
overuse of the fun facts. Sound the fact. Hold on.
(21:16):
I think the next fun fact is going to be
Andy the com up book guy say that he had
in his shrine, his man cave. He has seventeen posters
of Josh Allen on.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
His wall, which is one last than its total passing
touchdown so far this season. But no, the next fun
fact is President Trump now has as many terms as
president as Josh Allen has interceptions this year.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
True?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh is that right? Boy? I got a fun fact
for here? Hit that button right there, here's a fun fact.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Fun fact.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Donald Trump now has two terms as the president of
the United States. That's two more than the Bills have
Super Bowl wins. That's true, thank you.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Speaking of that, he has two terms, which is as
many wins as the Miami Dolphins this season. And here's
the kicker, here's the best funds back of all. His
two terms is more than Tyreek Hill has touchdowns so
far throughout nine games.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You feel better? You feel better? Is this therapeutic for you?
Or you You're happy, You're in a good mood.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
They're just amazing fun facts, SATs that I don't hear
a lot of people talking about.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
That's all because you made them up. That's why you
know they're all true.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
They're all true, and all of them have made America
great again.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, why don't you go mist see who do you
like more? Dave Roberts or I think Josh Allen more
than Dave Roberts, But you like, Hey, you.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Got to give Dave Roberts his flowers.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
By the way, I don't have to give flowers. I
don't have to him flowers. Why don't have to give
him flowers? I don't have to give him flowers? So
he find he finally did what he's supposed to do
after you know, being a failure for the last couple
of years. So I'm supposed to forget about getting swept
by the you know, by the Diamondbacks whatever, losing to
the Podres in four games. That wasn't his fault.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
All of it stars finally showed up for him.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Okay, So then he doesn't get credit because the guy's
actually played. So you're you're admitting Roberts doesn't do anything
that the players just.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Had well considering considering the risk of those losses in
those series, I mean, it was pretty pathetic. I mean,
we could not score with men and running score in
scoring positions, and even then we couldn't even do it
this last series. But the Yankees are terrible.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So yeah, all right, and when's your comic book shop opening?
Have you moved it?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You move it somewhere else, you know, open it up
next year, next year.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Right now, we're employing an all online model, which has
been great. Honestly, it's been incredibly more credit for me.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No more no more brick and mortar. Is that it?
No more bricking?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
See we'll see, We'll see the economy is slated to
turn around here, and I'm saying all this the fight
to say my candidate did not win, by the way,
I wrote in Joshua Patrick Allen, and he did not win.
But yeah, twenty twenty eight is going.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
To be crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, twenty twenty eight will be the year of josh Allen.
So all right, there, you go away, Eddie. There's any
of the comic book guy Bill's propagandas Bill's propaganda's right there, yeah,
all right, at Big News. By the way, we are
on fourteen forty Sports fourteen forty, We are right there.
(24:27):
They in fact, their social media accounts sent that out
to let you know that we're on there. You're fourteen
forty on the dial. I'm not sure what city. Then
wait a minute, hold on, Eddie's that's Edmondton, Eddy, all right,
right there, the Belly of the Beast. That's Hockey Town, USA. No,
not USA. Well, I consider Canada like America, you know,
(24:49):
America Light you know, I'm sure they appreciate you saying yeah, yeah,
that's home of the Kevin carry A Show, Fantasy Frenzy,
Low Down with Load Tide, the Jason Gregor Show, and
home to Fox Sports Radio all that in Edmonton. Yeah,
how about that? Awesome? Yeah, it's great to be on
this flatter. They will enjoy pluck the world in the
(25:11):
final hours. Yeah, we're going to turn off the transmitter.
By then they won't get that.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
It never turns off Ben unless Robert Garrett, Bob Garrett
hits the wrong button.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Bob.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah, there is a famously turned off the network and
still didn't lose his jomp and still does not know
where that button is. Like, if you asked him to
recreate that, he would not be able to recreate that.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Well.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
I think it was so traumatizing for him that he
kind of blacked out, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, well it was traumatizing to us when we find
out what happened. It's finding out what happens in a
nuclear war, you know, like, well, wait a minute, if
the whole network shuts down. You hear Steve de Segare
giving final four scores from seven or eight years ago,
probably this one new Yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
And were rolling up on through the overnight. We'll get
to some calls coming up here in a minute. But first,
an NFL coach giving you a classic dad joke, and
many people try to figure out who this is a
lot of a lot of guesses here. Mickey in State
forty eight says, Canada is America's top hat. That's not offensive?
(26:20):
Is it like the top hat? I have heard that before.
Isn't that a compliment? Yeah? Well we talked about Mexico.
Then the boot, the boot. Yeah, well you get the
top hat and then you got the underwear. Is that
the underwear?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
How that?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
The shoes? The shoes? Is it the shoes? What would
that be? The shoes? Yeah? Well, I love Canada and
I don't know how the I've never been to Edmonton,
so I don't know how the poutine is in Edmonton.
I'm not sure. I do like the Canadian tuxedo with
the bulldo tie. That's the way to go. Uh So
enjoy that, Yeah, enjoy that for sure. Gunner would like
(27:00):
to alert all the affiliates he will be calling the
show after two local time there he'll be calling the show.
So we'd like to let everyone know Gunner will be calling.
Well that's a great load off my mind. So the
NFL head coach that told the dad joke that, well,
let's go to the auto tape. This is Jim Harbaugh,
(27:20):
the head coach all the Chargers. Take a listen, here
we go Jim Harbaugh.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Yeah, the middle, the middle of the season is it's
always critical that way, you know, like Bill Belichick talks
about the middle eight in a in a in a
football game. I mean there's a there's a middle eight
in a in a season too. You could you could
break it down, you know that way. You know, six, seven, eight, nine,
(27:48):
I mean, those are those are important games.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You know.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
The only joke I know is well, I was six
afraid of seven because seven eight nine, six seven eight,
and those are those are big games.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Wow, solid, I hope they lose every game for the
rest of sea.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
That was good.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
What do you mean.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Jim probably practiced that at home with his wife and
delivered it right there, delivered the line.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
It was.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah solid. Porters in the room were not having it either. Yeah,
they got no sense of humor. Man. They think they
think they're doing God's work covering the Chargers. It's a
very very important. He's corny, but he's a good football coach.
That's all that matters. He's a little more than just corny.
Corny does not do justice. Dude, the horrible. I mean,
(28:38):
we like lame jokes here on the show. Come on,
we do it every week. I bet Harball is a
big listener. Shout out Jim. Jim sent some jokes in.
Jim Harbaugh sent some jokes in. Lame jokes are on
Friday that he's not even a tenth as corny as
Steve Balmer. Oh shots fired. Well, Bamber is the greatest
owner out there. Everyone says that the biggest cornball in
(28:59):
all of sport. You wish he owned your team, you know,
That's all I'll say. You wish he owned your teams.
Great Steve Bomer, everyone loves them. Can't say enough. The
guy cares about the Clippers. He's a much better than
that other owner in La owns a basketball team. I
know that one hundred percent, one hundred and fifty percent.
I score the phones. We'll say hello to Jed who fled?
(29:22):
Who is next and where he fled to? But here
he is.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
To the Chiefs who in triumph used the war champ
culturally appropriated from the Seminoles. I hated that stupid people politics,
did a face plant, the gators, hurricanes, I'm on the
pods or so. Man, I'm just kiping.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I was.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I was out a couple of nights together. He's not
call last night, man, I had I had a pitchfork,
I had a torch, I had anger in my heart,
and I just I could find anybody up out there.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Man, I know you were. You were devastated by the
presidential election, so you couldn't call up.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Understand I couldn't call them. I mean I was devastated.
I was. I almost was ordered to drugs. Then gotta
have grug Hey, you gotta you gotta have it different
dog drop, you gotta have their drop. Variety is a
spice of life, lorandam right spicy life.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Look at that Jed calling out La rain. If we're
using the same drops that shots by Jed who fled
throwing the hammer down, I'm too busy putting a sandwich
in my mouth to care.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Wow, Hey, you're a good your woman's I figured you
have several of them ready in advance.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh look at that Jed. That's uh. Look at that
Jed who fled right under underwork.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
With such screen on the land, you won't get by shot. Listen,
this is this is some of them. Just you're missed.
I'll tell you what I was gonna be honest. I
heard Real Thought on the other night, and I did
not know if I'd ever been honest with y'all with
regards to my first missing of the os gone. It
was long before loll before anyone knew I did drugs,
you know, I mean this that and I was high,
(31:00):
Doug Gosh, I pretty mu slept through the entire twenty
fo hours, you know what I mean. And then I
decided I did not know if you allowed that or not.
And you know, you just right and ban me right
out the gates. And so I invented. I'm not going
to repeat it, right, and it's a terrible lie. And
so I feel like you do that every week now.
I don't realize you were cool. We're out of time,
bah blah, there's abways live, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
So yeah, well, you know, were you triggered by hearing
the voice of Real Time, who has not called the
show since the election. So that's conceivable that he was
lying about that that this He said that if Trump won,
he'd be back, and it's conceivable that he was just
making that up. That was all a ruse.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
If I ever told you I'm listening on the nights
that I'm not going answer, dude, I was lying, you
know what I mean? I was ill kidding. I left it.
I'll actually what I do write the podcast and even
though I don't listen, I do let it go from
beginning to the end. That way you get credit.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
So the question, now, when you listen to the podcast,
do you listen on like the the one and a
half speed or the two speeds? So it sounds a
little faster like.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
You talk listen only on cars. I listened to uh
twice is fast because of me? I mean, I kind
of like a chunk. And again it sounds pretty good.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Well you do. And you don't even need to be
fast forward to sound like a chipmunk. You sound like
it naturally. You have that natural ability. All right? Is that?
I thank you? I gotta go. It's not you, it's you.
So anyway, time now for the who am I Game?
Here we go? The who am I?
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Game?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
This is where I pretend to be somebody else? Thus
I call it who am I? Game? And here it is.
So on Thursday night, that would be tonight for most
but still Wednesday into Thursday on the West Coast. So
on Thursday night against Cincinnati Ravens, running back Derrick Henry
can become the fifth player in the Super Bowl era
to record a touchdown in each of his first ten
(32:49):
games of a season. He's obviously done at the first
nine games. I was the last player to do it.
The last NFL player to do with Derrick Henry is
I'm conceivably going to do against the Cincinnati football team.
So again, Derrick Henry, he can become the fifth player
(33:10):
in the Super Bowl here to have a touchdown in
each of his first ten games of a season. And
I was the last player to do that. Who am I?
That is the question. The answer. We'll get to it.
We will do it next.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
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Speaker 4 (33:35):
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Speaker 1 (33:58):
Coming up later on our number. We're gonna have ask
Ben your questions are answers that'll be coming up an
hour three factor fiction in our four Mallard of the
third degree next hour. But time now for the who
am I? Game? This is where we pretend to be
somebody else else? We call it the who am I?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Game?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And tonight Thursday night, Thursday Night, NFL Week ten kicks
off since Sinnaty Cincinnati playing the Ravens in a divisional matchup,
and Ravens running back Derrick Henry if he scores a
touchdown in the game Thursday night, he'll become the fifth
player in the Super Bowl ear to have a touchdown
in each of his first ten games of a season.
(34:41):
It's only happened four other times. I was the last
player to do it. Who am I? That is the question?
What is the answer? Wally in Florida said Ladanian Tomlinson
alf the Alien ol Pine are going with El Choppo
is his answer. Basity Tony says, irv Eatman is the answer.
(35:02):
Jets Legend? Who else? Page down? I can't read that.
Buzz Lightyear guest by Cowboy Killer King Rory says former
Michigan Wolverine standout Gerald Ford is the way to go.
Late night drug tester says music legend Lord who is
twenty eight today? Who else do we have? Page down?
A satin nightgown? Guests by Eurojack ferg Dog another reference
(35:26):
to Norm van Brocklin, who knew that Fergdog was such
a fan of Norm van Brocklin had no idea. Malaprop
Guy says Jed Who fled? Is the answer? Dabo Sweeney
Guess by Big Lou He's on number two? Andrew in
the Bay Area going with Emmett Smith is his answer?
(35:48):
Justin in Cincinnati says Blind Scott is the way to go. Masshole.
Mickey checks in from the Commonwealth, and he says the Undertaker,
the Undertaker? Who else do we have page down? And
let's skip over that one. Alvin Kamara or Fred Flintstone
when he played college ball? Guess by Spock's Weed in Oregon.
(36:11):
ELOI from Compton says Eddie's favorite Pittsburgh Steeler Jerome Bettis
is the answer. Marmaduke. Former Ram by the way, Jerome
Mickey in State forty eight says Marmaduke is the way
to go touchdown. Tommy Vardell from EKE in Roseville, Minnesota.
Who else do we have? Not A Bernes says you
(36:32):
are DNA winner of the year. Ain't center Connor McGovern, Yeah,
that's still wild the guys if you missed it yesterday,
this guy Connor McGovern. He's a center for the Saints
and he is the heir to the French fry throne.
The family business provides fries for McDonald's and also raising
(36:55):
canes and Wendy's. They're the potato provider. I didn't said McDonald's. Well,
McDonald's was the one to put him on the map
in the nineties, but now they do raising caines. They're
the main provider of potatoes from all these major Yeah. No,
under he's so rich, Well he's but he's still playing
in the NFL. It's very odd. Anyway, Again, here's the
question one more time Thursday night. That'd be tonight from
(37:16):
ost right for everybody. Actually tonight, Cincinnati Baltimore, Derrek Henry
Can become the fifth player the fifth player to have
in the Super Bowl era touchdown in each of his
first ten games of the season. I was the last
player to do it.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
La Rainer.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
You know the answer, right, Yes, I think I go
h Former Broncos linebacker Al Wilson. I feel like somebody
gave that. Yeah, me too. I feel like you're reading
that off a piece of paper. No. The correct answer
a man who was one of the top players in
(37:50):
the NFL for a couple of years and then he
got hurt. Number thirty, Todd Gurley of the lr M.
He's back in twenty eighteen. Todd Girley, Saint Louis LA Ramps.
Todd Gurley is the answer to the question.
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