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You can ram it all day, you can ram it
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which means a lot. So here in hour number one,
how would you describe Sean mcvay's update on the status
of quarterback Matthew Stafford with the Rams. Also, Cincinnati has
agreed to contract length and average salary for Trey Hendrickson.
Is the glass half full or half empty? For Hendrickson
with the Ben Gals? And reports out of the Bay
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Area say that if forty nine er star Christian McCaffrey
is not back to his twenty twenty three form, he's
pretty close to it. Believe it or not. We'll go
there as well. It's all coming your way right now here.
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so our lead this hour is from La La Land
and update update. After refusing very oddly to answer questions
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about the status of Matthew Stafford over the weekend, which
led some to conclude it wasn't good. It wasn't good.
The Rams broke their radio silence. Hellllelujah, helllllujah. So if
you didn't see this or hear about it, maybe not.
We've learned now that Super Bowl champion quarterback Matthew Stafford
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was a full participant. Oh my god, you saw that.
No full participant.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's a shocking revelation. In the hour or so that
he did practice, he ran, wait for it, twenty six plays.
Oh my god, in team drills twenty six place. Now
Stafford his return of the field. This has been being
celebrated by many. This is a great sign. It's a
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great mitsfoot. Sean McVeigh, who did not comment over the weekend,
McVeigh said Stafford quote look good in his return to
Ram workouts. This is the big injury storyline of the
exhibition season. McVeigh also, though, said that the Rams will
continue to take things a day at a time. Well,
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I always try to take things three or four days
at a time, but McVeigh is only going to take
it a day at a time. And in regarding these
status the back in injury of Matthew Stafford. So let
us discuss the question, how would you describe Sean mcvay's
update on the health of Matthew Stafford with the rams.
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So my thoughts on this, I've got Midas, wedding invitations
and sand castle and we'll mix all of these things
together and make some amazing sauce. Will it be barbecue sauce?
Will it be honey mustard sauce? To zeke sauce. We'll
just make some good sauce now. A my first reaction
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to the update on Matthew Stafford is what it is?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
The plot thickens. It's like the old radio mystery theater
that I'm so old.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
When I was a kid, they still played reruns of
that and my dad used to listen.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
They love that, that mystery theater on the radio. They
used to do that at night.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And Sean McVay is giving us a whole lot of
of what that's right, a whole lot of nothing the
old day by day, day by dayline now using the
Malar Rosetta stone. And if you do talk radio, you
need a Mallar Rosetta stone is what you need. So
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we just go through coach speak, we dissect coach speak.
And what McVeigh said is the equivalent of when you
visit Midas and the mechanics says, well, keep an eye
on it. Regarding Sean mcvay's like, the mechanics say, I mean,
we're gonna keep an eye on that. It's like, no, pal,
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I need the car to get me where I have
to go to work, and I have to run some
errands and stuff like that, not to the junkyard. Okay,
I don't want to have a tow truck. And McVeigh
says he doesn't, you know, he doesn't want to put
the cart before the horse. That was one of the
quotes I saw from mcvey's media session on Monday.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And guess what.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
The cart is already wobbling, wobble, wobble, wobble. It's already wobbling.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
It is.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
The horse looks like it's limping a little bit. It's
got a bad leg. You know what happens to horses
that have bad legs, Elmer's glue. Yeah, that's right. And
and mcvay's out there he's telling the fan base. He's like, hey, relax, relax,
well see where this goes. We'll see where this goes.
It's like turning on your car in the morning. I
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used to have a car like this. My I inherited, well,
my grandfather was told about his old car, and that
was like my first car, and I look really cool
because it's your car. Your first car is big thing.
Back when I'm so old, I used to like driving.
Like I guess the kids today don't want to even drive.
They're like, I don't need to go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I get them on my phone. I don't need to go.
But I was like a big deal to drive.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
And so I got my grandfather's car, and it looked
cool and it seemed like it was perfect, and it
didn't always start, and sometimes you turn on and make
that that, you know, kind of weird sound, and you know,
trying to get the engine going and all that. And
I'm like, well, I don't live in a cold place.
I live in southern California. If I lived in like Appleton, Wisconsin,
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and where my brother lives right now, my younger brother,
and then I'd think, Okay, it's a little cold. You
gotta warm the car up, like I don't. And and
so some days it would start, and some days I
did make the call of shame over to triple A
and get them out there with the tow truck and
all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
But that's Stafford right now.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
That is essentially the life and times of Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And remember a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The reason that this is so interesting in the mystery
of it all, is that the company line that was
being fed to useful idiots in the media. Remember Adam Schefter,
for example, was parroting RAM officials saying, you know, nothing
to worry about with Stafford, It's just a maintenance issue.
There's zero panic in the RAMS organization. And now it
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looks like the Rams are treating Matthew Stafford like a
piece of fine china, and you just don't breathe on
them too hard. He might crack, maybe break or toe.
And the weekend silence, which turned out to be a
case where it wasn't Stafford had a setback or anything
like that, but it's still a bad sign.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
It's still a bad sign. It's like he who.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Must not be discussed, like are you paying him forty
million or something like that a year, Matthew Stafford and
you're tiptoeing around like he's a sleeping toddler, and you
don't want to wake him up. I mean, what you
do want to upset him? I was like, really, what
is that about. We're nothing about a sore hamstring. Here
is not just sitting and let it rest a little bit.
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You're talking about the back. Oh my aching back, that's
what you talking about. And the back, as we have
pointed out in previous episodes of this radio show, the back,
and I'm not a doctor, but I can play one
on the radio, is the engine that everything is connected to.
Everything is connected to the back, right, and if your
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back screwed up, your screwed. You're screwed. It's the engine.
You mess with the back, everything shuts down everything. And
the backup plan at this moment is the fellow rotting
carcass of Jimmy Garoppolo and Stets and Bennett. Now, I
am confident whoever plays quarterback for the Rams, they'll win
at least ten games. The bar is ten. The defense
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is good enough, they'll get good special teams. McVeigh knows
what he's doing. They'll win ten. The problem is, can
you really catch lightning in a bottle and be a
legitimate contender. You have to downgrade cobbeusly the Rams, you
have to downgrade them until proven otherwise. And then the NFCS,
which pretty wide open. Oh, Philadelphia's dynasty, now they're not.
That was a nice year last year. Let's see what
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they got this year, the Philadelphia Eagles. Anyway, So that's
the year with the Rams. And so for those of
you in the back of the room, a little slow
in the back of the room there when the Rams
say day to day, When McVeigh says day to day,
that to me, that is a dead give it dead
give it. That is code or we have no idea
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if he's going to be able to play or not.
So we'll check back to my It's like the weather
in the Midwest, right, it's going to change.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Just wait a few minutes, it'll change. I'll just wait
a day. It'll check.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Now, speaking of the Midwest or the Atlantic States, well,
I guess it is the Midwest, but it's like the
lowest kind of the border of the South. I've been told,
I've been yelled at by my friends that live in
Cincinnati that it is not the South. But yet when
I visited the airport in Cincinnati, it was in Kentucky,
and I think of Kentucky as the South, but I
was told that Cincinnati is not a Southern city, so
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that would mean it's a Midwestern city.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I would assume.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Anyway, we've learned the Bengals and passed Rusher Trey Hendrickson
have agreement. They have an agreement, well, not on an
actual contract. They have agreed though, on the length of
the hypothetical contract. They've got the outline on how long
the contract will be. They also know.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
The average annual salary. Well, that'll get you through the night.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Speaking during an absolute dreadful Monday night football exhibition game
that had Fox refugees Joe Buck and Troy Aikman calling
the game, Hendrickson on the broadcast confirmed that those are
dun skies. They have agreement. They have agreement based on
this update. I asked you on the esteem panel, I
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ask you, is the glass is it half full or
is it half empty? For Trey Hendrickson with the Bengals.
So I'm going to go with half empty and cracked.
That's what I wrote on my scorecard. Why could you
say that you can't say that he's already got the
agreement on the average annual salary and the years and
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that's a big thing.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Okay, makes money.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Why I'm gonna, I'm gonna hold your hand and I'm
gonna I'm explaining to you like you're five years old. Okay,
the Bengals and Hendrickson have not agreed on the issue
of guaranteed money, which last I checked, is the most
important part of the deal. It's kind of like they're
at the point now where they have picked the font
for the wedding invitations. Congratulations, you know what fonts you're
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going to use. Meanwhile, the bride and groom are fighting
over whether the file menon is on the menu or not,
or do they go chicken and fish and avoid the
filet mignon because that's more expensive. And then you've got
the mashed potato option and the green beans, but who
wants green beans? And you have those annoying napkins that
are decorated and folded in special ways. So they've got that,
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but the main course, no, no, no, that's guaranteed money, and
so that's still frozen. They're not sure what they're gonna
take out of the freezer. They don't know what they're gonna.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Do, And it's.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Like agreeing to build a house and then refusing, for
no apparent reason, refusing to pour the foundation for the house.
It's like, oh, yeah, we got the blueprints. We got
the blueprints ready to go. We picked the paint color,
and we went out and we bought some throw pillows.
So we've got that for the house. We're ready to go.
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And we've got a coffee book table, and so we
don't have a coffee table'll get that next. And the
concrete though for the foundation, the thing that holds up
the entire damn the house, I don't know about that.
I'm not sure if we want to do that or not.
We don't know we have a foundation or not. And
that is the Bengal wait. That is what they do.
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The Bengals have a stance. They do not provide secured
guaranteed money after the first season of the contract. So
that has created a impass, and so they continue to
be an impass, which leads me to despite the average
annual salary being agreed to, and despite Hendrickson indicating the
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amount of years has been agreed to, it doesn't mean anything.
The most important thing is the guaranteed money. Everything else
is fluff. That's it is cotton, candy and that's it
all right, now, last word and then we'll get some
calls and some nonsense. Here we go to San Francisco.
Positive reports, boots on the ground. This did not come
from Ernesto, the longtime forty nine or apologist, but it
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did come from one of our listeners that listens in
the Bay area who said, Hey, mister ramfan, he sent
me a message that and I'm paraphrasing here. I did
not write it down, but Mike is the guy's name,
and it was somewhere in the Bay Area, I forget where,
and he was saying, is that well, Matthew Stafford's hurt.
But the Niners have McCaffrey back. They have him back,
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positive reports The Athletic the old Gray Lady behind a
pay wall telling us that if forty nine Ers star
Christian McCaffrey is not back to his twenty twenty three form,
he's pretty close. Mike was very excited about this report,
so he passed it on to me.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Again.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
If forty nine er star Christian McCaffrey is not back
to his twenty twenty three form, which he was an
MVP type player, he's pretty c close to it, believe
it or not. So I'm gonna answer it this way. True,
perhaps irrelevant, though true, perhaps irrelevant though And here's why
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I have this in the basket that I wrote.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I wrote on the basket, supter.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Fuge is what I wrote on the basket, like you're
selling the idea that McCaffrey is still the same guy
right now starting the year. Look he's starting the year.
He's healthy, he's great, he's fine. And to that, I say, whoop,
d damn do. That's what I say, whooped, damn do.
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The whole issue with this guy has never really been
week one. It's week nine, it's week ten, it's week thirteen.
It's being a dependable, reliable workhorse. Outside of a brief
stretch which was a magical run of greatness like a
VDO game cheat code, Christian McCaffrey has been more like
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a sand castle, a professionally made sand castle. And if
you've ever seen one, they're majestic. You're like, Wow, that
was made out of sand. How did someone do that?
That is so artistic, It is so amazing, It is beautiful.
You stare at it, you look at the ocean in
the background. You're like, this is the greatest thing. How
did they do this, I can't believe it. What a
great talent that is. And it looks really great. And
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then what happens? The tide rises and where does that
sand castle go? Right back to the beach? How all
that saying comes washing? It's washed away? And that's it.
And you look at the Niners, two and a hater.
This is a teetering on the brink situation because you
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got you paid Rock Party.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
You had to pay me. Oh my god, you had to.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Pay so you paid them? Fine, okay, great, it's a
multi billion dollar business. You paid Rock Party and so
he got paid. Are you about to get played here?
He's a system guy. Even the biggest brock Purty suck
ups will admit to you he's a system guy. And
that means he's going to lean on Christian McCaffrey and
George Kittle and got rid of some of their other
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playmakers and the other guys are hurt. So those are
the guys are gonna lean on until they come tumbling down, down, down,
down down. And Kyle Shanahan's offense with brock Purty, it
is a training wheels offense and it'll work fine until
the playmakers end up in the injury tent and they're
roasting marshmallows and making s'mores around.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
The fire while the games are going on. And then
brock Purty is.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Exposed, and then all of a sudden, it's like, well,
wait a minute, I thought Shanahan's system was gonna be okay.
And then well you paid them all this money and
he's a turn Burger brock Purty. And then questions will
start about Kyle Shanahan, did they miss their opportunity? Yes,
they did, and they didn't win the championship. They got
to the Super Bowl, they had a championship level team.
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They failed, so therefore what are.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
We doing here?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
And then those kind of storylines will start popping up.
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Don't worry, don't worry, it's just Tay the top.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Bill writes in, and he's very upset that we correctly
called brock Purty a system quarterback. Seems that Bill has
the IQ of a goldfish and can't understand what that means.
He's probably not that bright, and he's drinking, and I'm
assuming I don't know for sure.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Oh got it?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Well, he says, he writes in, He says, a system
quarterback biggest.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Idiot term of all time. What else are quarterback supposed
to be?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I want these clowns to go on the air with
Manning Monday Night, the Alt Cast and have that conversation.
That phrase is such a lack of thinking. It's crazy.
Let's draft a nonsystem non team quarterback. Well, Bill's done
a lot in that post on social media.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
The show.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Bill has exposed him. He's out of himself, he's out
of the closet. He's a fan of fanboy Manning cast coverage,
which is just grab ass. So Bill, I don't know
why you're listening to this show. We don't do grab
ass here, Bill. So if you like that grab ass
jock talk, then the Manning cast is for you.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
That is the way to go. Bill.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You've just admitted you don't know anything about sports. You're
into the Manning cast. But I'm embarrassed for you. It's
wrong with you, Bill, you loser. And I'll explain this
to you. I don't know why I have to explain this.
I feel like your old man, Bill, you should know this.
Shame on you. There are certain quarterbacks that are not
system quarterbacks, guys like I don't know, Mahomes, Joe Burrow,
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Lamar Jackson, those guys Josh Allen that proven not to
be system quarterbacks. Then you have quarterbacks who are system quarterbacks,
which are dependent. They don't make players around them better. Bill,
You dope, they don't make people around you better. They
are requiring the playmakers.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Shame.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
That's Brock. That is Brock Parday. And by the way,
Eli Manning.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Eli Manning a system quarterback. Mediocre Eli Manning. That's it right,
Mediocre Eli. That that's a fact. I know you don't
want to hear that.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
That is a fact.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I'm not kidding. I am not kidd Egg what else
do we have you let's see what other idiots wrote it.
Nature Boy writes in answering the Call of the whild
he says, what is up with the Viking cheerleaders?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I am listen? What do you want me to do?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
It's obviously some kind of mandate from the NFL, the
as many dudes as cheerleaders. I don't know anyone male
or female. It's that we need more men as cheerleaders.
So what do you want me to say? I mean,
I'm not I'm not gonna pay attention. I don't I
don't watch, I'm not going I go to games occasionally,
and uh, and that's it.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
But what do you want me to do? The ram?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yes? Can I just say something? My brother was a
male cheerleader, okay, okay, And I don't think the problem
is male cheerleaders. What is the What is the problem?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Right?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I think it's it's the skirt part. Well, it's the
it's the pop part.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Like, well, I think the issue is, uh, basically they
were when I was a kid, there were male Yeah, exactly,
male cheerleaders.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
But they were masculine male cheerleaders, right, they were not
feminine male where people are like posting, what's that movie
that Adam Sandler does right where they're in jail and
they have the cheerleaders on the sidelines. Yeah, the longest
you are long as whatever? Sure, yeah, so that's what
everyone's posting memes about. That's what it's giving them. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
that's whatever.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
People are all worked up, and it's it's kind of
obvious that it's I don't think this happened organically. I
don't think that the NFL all these teams randomly decided
let's have very effeminine male cheerleaders. I think they just
there's some you know, message that's trying to be sent
out by the NFL, right, and they're trying to send
that out, and it just happened. Of course, the Rams
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have had a feminine male cheerleader for at least a
couple of years and all that, and I don't pay
attention to it.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I know it's not for me. I don't really care.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
And uh, you know those teams that don't have cheerleaders
and they seem to be going fine, you know, they
don't have their their thing and so, but people love
getting worked up into a tizzy about this stuff, and
so that's that. I don't know what else I can add.
I mean, if there's anything else you want me to say,
I feel free to call up and stream and shout.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
But I keep getting emails. Why didn't you do a
monologue about the feminine male cheerleaders? I'm like, well, what
do you want me to say?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
That's not I'm not in What are you supposed to do?
I'm not I didn't decide. I didn't decide to hire them.
It's not for me. I like the hot female cheerleaders,
but that's what I like. If you're you know, a
gay guy and you like a feminine men, I guess
they're into that. That's good for you, but it's not
for me. So anyway, Femi Rights is not attracted to women.
Oh well, I mean that was edited clearly Femi rights
(27:50):
and says men with these back to back monologues on Stafford,
is this your therapy? Knowing the Rams going to suck
this season? The magic may just have expired. Well, Femi,
don't force me, Femi to put the Vodo bugaloo on
JJ McCarthy because if anyone, if anyone had the magic,
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it was the Vikings who had the greatest regular season
you can possibly have with a suckbag quarterback in Sam Darnell. Okay,
so don't sit here and tell me Femi, well, the
ram magic may have just expired. You used all your
magic beans in Minnesota last season with Sam Darnald, you did.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
That's the reality of the situation.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Robin Minnesota says, I know you don't do shout outs,
but I am retiring. I've been working night since nineteen
ninety three. I don't know how I would have survived
the last fifteen years without the Ben Mather Show. I
go on vacation to Saratoga tomorrow, but when I come back,
I'll always be well. Rob, congratulations on making it to
the end of your working career. Good job by you,
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and I hope you enjoy your retirement.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Rob, and I don't know if you're going to stay
up late and still interact.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Rob's were one of the great live contributors to the show,
and often what happened since it was going the boys
retire and they some of them stay up late, they
keep the weird hours and then other times not so much.
So I don't know if we'll hear from Rob much anymore.
But Rob, I think it was great meeting you at
the mallor meet and greet in Minnesota. Enjoy Saratoga And
(29:40):
I'm sure you'd be traveling all over the place, right
You live in Minnesota, so anytime in the wintertime, that's
what you go on vacation.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
You get out of there, you get out of there.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Ferg Dog says, I'm guessing, Lorna, your brother was a
cheerleader to hit on the girls, not to put on
a skirt and dance with him.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, you could say that's probably why he was a male.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Stripper too, but really male stripper interesting Chippendale's type thing.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
And yeah, I never went and saw was he a Remember.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
That there was an old movie before you were around
male Jigglow.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
It was more like magic. It was more like magic
Mike for sure. Magic, Okay, shape guy and all that.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah, yeah, you made good money, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I've not dabbled in that word, but I've heard stories
as a male stripper you actually get more business from
men than men.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah, he had sugar daddies for sure.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Which it must be awkward because you probably go into
it if you're you know in it, you think, well,
women are you know all that?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
And then you'd assume the more dudes.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
But yeah, all right, let's go to Let's go to Peru.
It says on my board Peru. So we'll say hello
to Steve in Peru. Hello, Steve, Welcome on the international line.
Hold on Peru New York.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Did anyone know there was a Peru New York?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Did anyone nobody knew?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Where is? Where is Peru? New I've never heard of that.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
I've you could take a ferry to Burlington, Vermont.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Okay, I've been to Burlington, Vermont.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Okay, yeah, so spread across the lake right on Champlain.
It's next to Vermont, Canada.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Okay, all right, well I've know that's a town. I've
never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
And the reason I've never heard of it, it says
you're The population in Peru New York is six thousand,
seven hundred and seventy two. So you're one of six thousand,
seven hundred and seventy two. Do you live there or
just visit?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
I used to live there. I live a little bit north,
but yeah, no, I used to live there.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Okay, But you love Peru New York so much that
you wanted us to say Peru New York and it
says the reason it's named Peru New York is because
the scenery it resembles that found in the country of
Peru in South America?
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Is that accurate? Would you say that's actable?
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Well? They well, they actually had to change the the
logo of the school from the Indians to the I
don't know what it is, the Blackhawks or something.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Now that's offensive too. I don't know, they might have
to change that again.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Yes, yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
All right, Well look at that my first ever time
talking to someone from Peru New York.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
How lucky am I?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (32:23):
How lucky can we be?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Yeah? What's on your agenda here? What did you call
about you?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Well?
Speaker 6 (32:29):
I was called about Matt Stafford because I'm a Do'm
a die hard Jet Slam. I've been a Jet Slam
first starter jacket I ever had.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Now, was it the green jacket or was it the
white jacket? Which one? Did you HAVESK?
Speaker 6 (32:42):
It was? I was both? It was green and white,
so mostly green with the white sleeve.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Okay, that's old school. That's a slick looking jacket. That's
a good looking jacket. And I got you. I got
you so good.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
No, but I have Stafford. He is a die hard quarterback.
You were talking about Mack. He just stands there and
you know what, he he never complained. You've never heard
of about him in the social media until he pushed
that girl off the bridge or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yes, well, at the ram parade there was a camera
woman that I don't know that he pushed her off,
but she definitely was the stage and she was just
she definitely fell and he did not seem too concerned
about her falling from the stage, which was a little awkward.
But he was also completely hammered, which might explain that.
(33:38):
But yes, that's funny. And why did you choose to
call on this night?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Steve?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
You sound like my kind of a call. You sound
like my kind of a guy to call a talk
radio show. So why did you decide to call?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Well?
Speaker 6 (33:50):
I decided to call because I listened to this show. Yeah,
because I wake up my dog's got to go out.
So I was listening to the show.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
How many Dogs you got?
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Was I was hold for about it? I don't know,
maybe an hour or so.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Really, the show hasn't even been on for an hour.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Did you were on hold for the Jason Smith Show?
And you just happen to stay on hole? Is that
what happened?
Speaker 6 (34:09):
I've been out, Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Really you've been on hold?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Man about Oh that's all we I mean that was
you know, that was like a few it was an hour.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I'm even done an hour. Yeah, it's like mines ago,
about thirty minutes. Trust me.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
There are guys right now listening that are screaming for
vanity at my name because they're on hold for much
longer than that.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
I say one more thing? Can I say one?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
That never goes well? You understand when somebody says one
more thing, that never ends well? For me, that's always
been a curse. When somebody says one more thing, it
almost always blows up in my face.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
You understand that.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Go ahead, Well, I want to say that Mark Sanchez
read Tom Brady in the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Okay, I thought you were gonna say the butt fumble?
Do I need to dump that?
Speaker 6 (34:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Okay, it's okay. I thank you.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
There's a jet fan Steve from Peru, New York, the
great Peru, New York.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
That's it, all right, there's a solid beginning here.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
We'd like to point out right now, as I was
informed by my boots on the ground that are Nemesis
the enemy of this show. This guy David Vasse, who
hosts the Dodger postgame show, he did, I'm told, thirty
five minutes of postgame conversation after the Dodgers loss of
the Rockies on Monday Night. You don't say, imagine if
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he had to do four hours of talk RADI thirty
five minutes. I hope he didn't strain his vocal cords
doing thirty five minutes of talk radio with probably half
that commercials My god.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Anyway, it is the Ben Malers Show.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
As we press on and on, we get to some
old school coaching later on. Also an NFL star complaining
about the fans. Time now though for the who am I?
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Game? And you can answer the who am I?
Speaker 6 (35:57):
Game?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
On the X machine at Ben So, Trevor Rogers.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
That's a pitcher.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Trevor Rodgers just broke my Baltimore Orioles franchise record for
the lowest era by a pitcher in their first twelve
starts of a season in franchise history goes back to
nineteen oh one. Who am I? That's the question? The answer,
We'll get to it. We'll do it.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Next be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
Maler Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific,
Bill Miller and you.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
It is the Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
We're up all night, every single night, and we have
a YouTube channel. I'm excited to announce the brand new
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Speaker 3 (36:42):
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your life will change in amazing ways, unless it does
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Speaker 5 (37:21):
Thank God for the Internet.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Back to it.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Back to it we go, and we'll pay off the
who am I game in a minute. But however, before
we get to that, it is time now for the
play of the night, the tire rack Play of the
Night and a dramatic finish, the top team in baseball
by many taking on the worst team in baseball. Well,
there's no really debate who the worst team in baseball is.
(37:46):
And they matched up and it came down to the
late moments on a random Monday night in Colorado, and
I'm told we don't have the highlight. All right, Well
we were do we have a different highlight. Let's see
we have a different highlight. Maybe we'll play who is it?
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Now?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
We have it?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Okay, let's just well edit that out. We'll do that
in post production. We'll edit that out in post No
one will hear that on the podcast. We'll just chop
that up. So we'll go down a Corse field in Colorado,
the Dodgers and the Rockies, and that was the site
of the tire act play of the night.
Speaker 8 (38:26):
Oh one pitch bounced up the middle in the center
field turn the rockstarre he scores, warming Bernabell who's first
walk off hit as a big leaguer, and the Rockies
make it four in a row. Final score Rockies four,
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Los Angeles three.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
The great warming Bernabelle with the walk off single in
the ninth inning and that is the tire act play
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(39:12):
Time now for the payoff on the who am I game?
The Baltimore Orioles played baseball in the American League for
a long time and Trevor Rodgers, who that's a pitcher?
Trevor Rodgers just broke my Oriole franchise record for the
lowest era buy a picture in their first twelve starts
of a season in franchise history. That goes back to
(39:36):
nineteen oh one. So it's been a minute. Trevor Rodgers
era this twelve start stretch is at one point four
to one, which I'm told is pretty good. I'm told
that's pretty good unless he does anyone know the answer?
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Here?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
We've got Doink, the clown from Donkey Sausage, Big Greg
and Iowa playing with David Vassi.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
That's him in the clubhouse. Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Scrooge and the bay says the face of gen z
Kai Kannat.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Is that am I saying that?
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Right?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
The Kai Sinat Sanat?
Speaker 7 (40:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
I think, yeah, he's a YouTuber. I have no idea
who that is? Jim Palmer guest by Andy and Lino Lakes.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Uh see page down you are Kirk Cousins, who is
thirty seven Today?
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Guests by the Late Night Drug Tester?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Uh see Robbie's ear infection from Just Josh Jamie Moyer
guests by Andrew in the Bay Area, Tippy Martinez. There's
a good name from alf the alien O Pinter Raphael
for called Dodger legend unless he's not from mister nice guy.
Alf the alien O Pinter guests by Femi that left
hander Barack Obama for mister irrigation Danny Almonte from Eloy.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
From Common What say you have a right bird?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (40:48):
No, that is is white Willhelm. White Willhelm is the answer.
White will Helm