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August 7, 2024 • 38 mins

Ben Maller talks about the non-stop chatter about a Brandon Aiyuk trade with it yet to happen, Christian McCaffrey referring to him as a "former teammate," Lamar Jackson saying he got fat, and much more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome. It's our numb ber one, our
number one of the original Recipe podcast up all night
providing you fresh pod content, and we start with the
biggest story in football. Everyone's talking about it, NonStop trade
chatter regarding Brandon Ayuk, the wide receiver of the forty

(00:21):
nine ers going outbound hasn't been traded yet as we
are doing the podcast here. What does that signal to you? Also,
the new England Patriots are out on Brandon Ayuk. We'll
talk about that. Christian McCaffrey refers to the wide receiver
the aforementioned Brandon Ayuk as a former teammate. Is this
an honest mistake or something more nefarious? And Raven Star

(00:44):
Lamar Jackson says he got fat a couple of years ago,
but now he's back in shape. Can you explain why
and how he got chubby? We'll talk about that and
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NFL gossip continues to be in Northern California. The runner
up right now waist deep in the flea market of
football en. If you've not been following, we talked about
this over the last couple of days. Here it continues,
the drum beat getting even louder for the disgruntled wide
receiver Brandon Ayuk, who is looking to exit stage left,

(02:49):
would like to say bye bye to the forty nine ers.
There's a study stream of breathless reporting about the Niner
being engaged in trade talks. The latest noise involves the
Pittsburgh Steelers. There's also talk of a mystery team, the

(03:11):
mystery of it all that also has been mentioned. Now,
this comes after we were originally told that the framework
was in place for trades with Cleveland and New England.
But alas that didn't last very long because the Patriots
said no moss and they're done. Not a lot good bye. Yeah,

(03:36):
they build out on Tuesday night. So there's a lot
to unpack. Let us discuss the question. We have had
non stop trade chatter for over forty eight hours regarding
Brandon Ayuk of the forty nine ers going outbound. What
does all of this signal to you? So I've got

(03:56):
food network, cosmic accident, and Albert Einstein and we will
combine all of these things together and we are going
to run amok, is what we're going to do. So
a things are zipping along. Zippity dude, de zippity day. Right,
they're zipping along here. Those initial weeks were from Brandon

(04:19):
Auk's camp that got the ball rolling. But now the
latest information that's out there after a thorough minutes long
mall of investigation the forty nine Ers front office, led
by John Lynch, they've now gone over to the Food
Network from farm to fork, and they're channeling the long
ago a TV chef Emerald Lagassi, and they're saying, bam, right,

(04:43):
let's kick it up a notch. He wants out, The
player wants out, and he would prefer to go to
the Steelers. And Mike Tomlin, however, said to be open
minded if the money's the same, going somewhere else. To
the Niners brass trying to feign scarcity, that's what you do.
And they're trying to create a benning war, an artificial

(05:03):
bitting war for the player. And now the Patriots are out.
Now a little birdie who likes the chirp tells me
that the reason the Patriots are out is because Brandon
Ayuck said, I ain't playing there. I don't want to
play for the Patriots. They're the Patsy's again, Why would
I want to play their? Bill Belichick ain't walking through

(05:24):
that door. He's walking through the door of his younger girlfriend.
That's where he's walking through so the Patriots were rejected,
and so was that rejection straight up or was that
always a bogus pursuit because they knew the player didn't
want to play in New England. Either way, if you
believe what we're hearing is not happening, and Robert Kraft

(05:47):
is likely smiling from ear to ear. See, I did
offer him thirty million dollars a year, or one of
the top five wide receivers. He didn't want to play
for us. That's his fault, not my problem. So if
something breaks overnight, we'll have it for is stay tuned,
developing not so hot right now dot dot dot now
Page two, Continuing the chain of thought around the Niners.

(06:11):
During a training camp interview, running back Christian McCaffery, he's
the franchise. He referred to forty nine or wide receiver
Brandon Ayuc as a quote former teammate, and then quickly
tried to correct that. Now this has led to debate.
You might have seen this, maybe you didn't see it,

(06:32):
but it happened. During a state sponsored NFL media interview,
McCaffrey referring to his forty nine or wide receiver pal
Brandon Auk as a former teammate. We actually have the audit,
just to prove I'm not making this up. Take a listen.
This is how it sounded on the state sponsored NFL
media feed. Take a listen.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Situation with Brandon just as a teammate, with his not
knowing whether he's going to be here or not, the
ramped up, you know, conversation reports.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
About a possible trade.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
How do you guys deal with that in house?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Well, for me, I don't deal with it. You know,
it's that's not part of my job. It's not part
of my position. I think obviously as a as a
former teammate or teammate of his general.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't care about the rest of it. All right,
that was all we needed here. Oh he said it,
former teammate. Now the debate is is this an honest
mistake or is this something more? So? I have it
on my big board as a cosmic accident, a combination
of a slip of the tongue mixed in with some reality.

(07:37):
If you will, let me explain. So, McCaffrey is a
franchise player. He's inside the bubble of trust. He's the
straw that has stirred the drink. The last couple of
years in San Francisco, which means he is privy to
classified information. Classified information. Now, typically these trades are done

(07:58):
days before they end up reaching the public theater, and
so if you're in the inner circle, if you're part
of the inside group, you get the scoopage. So it's
a strong indicator that the front office is taking those last,
best and final offers before announcing a trade, and the

(08:24):
Patriots bailing out of this would indicate that there is
something there to that as well, that they the forty
nine ers informed the Patriots that I doesn't want to
play there all right. Now, last word, here we go
to Baltimore, we pivot away from the Niners, and we
go to the Ravens where their a two time MVP.
Lamar Jackson informed the media that he became a lartass,

(08:47):
he got fat, and now he's back in shape. He
has said he realized this in the twenty twenty two season,
that he was a big tub of goo and he
has gotten himself into peak physical condition. Can you explain
why and how Lamar Jackson got fat? So I didn't

(09:08):
even think it was fat at all, the star but
it's simple malor math, right, Using the template by the
Great Albert Einstein. E equals mc squared. In this arithmetic,
you've got C equals LJ rounded. Okay, C equals LJ rounded.
That would be cash equals Lamar Jackson chubby. All right,

(09:31):
he got two hundred and sixty million, one hundred and
eighty five million, gayonte eighty five million guaranteed. So that's
what's known as a money hangover. His belly stuffed with cash,
all kinds of cash. So it is hard to be
hungry when you're already full, right, when your belly's full
of cash, had to be hard to be hunger. It is.

(09:53):
He's the player that is the face of Baltimore football,
for better or worse, the dead poet society. And we
have heard that the Ravens have bent over backward to
accommodate Lamar Jackson from the time they practice to just
about everything to accommodate his wants and needs. And when

(10:14):
you get to that level, it's just himment. You know,
I'm gonna compare. I have friends who are like cops, right,
and it's like being a cop. You have to the
hardest part physically is to pass the fitness exam at
the police academy to become a cop. However, most law
enforcement agencies do not require officers to maintain their fitness levels.

(10:36):
Once you actually pass it originally, you can let yourself go. Now.
The NFL supposedly has fitness requirements every year. You have
to you have to pass certain tests. But yeah, I
don't know about that. You know, if you're Lamar Jackson,
well look the other way.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
He'll get in shape.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Eventually, he'll get in shape at one point or another.
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(11:33):
what is it all about? We will get to that
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Speaker 1 (12:41):
I want to give you a hug.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Eddie, Well, you'd have to be here to do that.
And IL live from the Tirac dot Com Fox where
it's radio studios. It's Ben Malor.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Seven hours of talk radio day and Eddie Bitches. I
love it. I love it, love it, love it, love it. Ungrateful, ungrateful.
Seven hours of hot takes, day and night, Hot takes.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
What's that to do with you?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Or takes? I'm in a studio, dummy, not a better studio.
And that there's no cockroaches in this studio.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Well they are gremlins, though, so be careful.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
There are no gremlins there, there no gremlins. Uh, let's
see your late night drug tester says MVP until Lamar
stands for most vanilla pudding. But vanilla pudding is pretty good.
I've not had vanilla pudding in sometime.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
I like vanilla pudding.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I like it too, but I don't go out of
my way to eat vanilla pudding. I've not been in
a Vanilla.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Pudding is so boring. If you eat vanilla pit pudding,
that means you do nothing exciting with your life.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
That is stereotypical.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Stereotypical. But total chocolate is rated overrated.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
It is. It's a vanilla typical. It's some of you
eat usually as a kid in your lunchbox. But when
I was a kid, maybe not anymore, but when I
was a kid, you get like vanilla pudding.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
What about tapioca.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Tapioca better than vanilla.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
P got some texture to its better.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
What's wrong with tapioca texture?

Speaker 4 (14:04):
That's like, that's like, that's like old man pudding.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
What do you mean it's still what do you think
boba is? It's tapioca balls?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Bro, Yeah, that's gross too.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I don't get the whole boba thing. But I live.
I live in an area where there's a lot of boba,
and there's always a line at the boba. I don't
get it. Always. Always. We should open one, Lorraine and
we'd make a killing. We could. You're right, there'd be
a line, and that can't cost a lot of money.
It's just liquid and some flavoring and those little ball things.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Do you know what, Ben? We will highlight different textures you.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't know about that. See, I'm not a big
texture person with my food.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Son, How can you like tapioca pudding?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
That's a boba? Is his texture?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Ben?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Do you want the thick one?

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Do you want to?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's like, No, I've had tapio before. I like it,
so maybe I'm confusing with something else. But I've had
it from the store back in the back in the day.
And how about now, no. I I thought it was enjoyable,
but I don't remember being the they It's like, what's
the way it just it's like creamy, right, it's.

Speaker 8 (15:09):
Definitely, but it's got it's it's like creamy and like bumpy,
like gummy like.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Well, I must have had smooth tappiocha, but I don't
remember it being pumpy. That's that's its signature.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I'm gonna I'm gonna send you a picture.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
My dad, you said, tell me there were fish eyeballs,
so I wouldn't eat. It's like, don't putting their fish eyeballs.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Some hot pudding talk.

Speaker 8 (15:34):
Yeah, I sent it to you on the messenger there,
all right, I'll check the tapioca pudding.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
At the image here of tapioca pudding here.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's slumpy.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's slumpy. Oh yeah, that looks like oatmeal though. Yeah,
I don't eyeballs. I swear I've had it before and
I didn't hate it, So I must have had some
knockoff version of apioca PUDDI because I don't. That doesn't
I don't ever remember eating other than oatmeal that looked

(16:05):
like that. I don't. Yeah, I don't know what that's
all about anyway, it is the Ben Mallard Show, as
we pressed on Art Puffin rights since says a plus
on the Mallard monologue and a radio of purple heart
for representing the people all day and all night at
the uh the cockroach infested studios. That turns out Vassy's

(16:26):
got a couple of homegirls who talked blank to Vic
the brick for allowing you to dis fasciate on the
I don't know what that means, our Puffin. I have
no idea, but I'm pretty sure that we won any
battle with the Dodger propagandist.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
When his name was Art Muffin.

Speaker 9 (16:43):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well, when we Eddie had Tammy go for she just
delivered the hammer of God Tamy in Montana. There's nothing
else that needs to be said. That's it. It's all
over there. That was the kill shot by Tammy and Montana.
Yapheemi in Chicago, said Mallard, A plus and a deep
dish pizza on the mallond monologue. According to Hard Knocks,

(17:04):
the Bears are going to make the Super Bowl shocking. Yeah,
I have not watched the episode of Hard Knocks. Did
anyone watch the Bears? The first episode dropped here the
Chicago Bears on Hard Knocks.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
No, Lorena did.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I'm sure only three times.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Ben, who's your favorite Chicago Bear?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
The furry brown one?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, no, no, the answer is this smoky Bear. You're right,
right right, that's the answer that was in the copy
we did the table reader earlier and the.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Copy was close with the furry brown one.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, no, but it's Smokey Bear. Only you can prevent
forest fires back. That's the hat of the night here.
It's Paccoli, the pride of North Carolina, but as hard
as in Wisconsin. A classic smokey Bear hat that he
hooked me up with. So I thank him for that,
appreciate that. Now, big news here on the show. We're
going to get to in a couple of minutes. But

(17:55):
since I want to do this right now, since we
talked about putting, we might as well just compartmentalize all
all of the food. So the timeline, my social media
was blown up. People very excited. They wanted me to
talk about this. So here I am. The only way
we'll talk about the Arizona Cardinals is if something like
this comes up. So the Arizona Cardinals, that's a football team,

(18:16):
not a good one. Not a good football team. They
have Mighty Mouse at quarterback, the Alligator arms under center.
So the Cardinals are going to blow again this year.
They stink as a boring football team. It's just blab.
But I will give them credit. I will give them
credit because there's something about the Cardinals that is next level.

(18:36):
And what is that you ask? That would be the
food at Arizona Cardinals games. Because they debuted an item
that we have not seen before. We think it's unique.
We don't think this is at any other stadium in
any other sport. At least, if it is, we haven't
heard about it. We have not heard about this. Now,
what is it? Get to the point, please, all right,
I'll get to the point. So the Cardinals have unveiled

(18:59):
what they're calling I get the name right on this year.
It's a well, it's just it's a cotton candy burrito.
That's what it is. It's a yes, a burrito made
out of cotton candy. It's wrapped. The wrap is cotton candy.
That sounds horrible, sounds so sweet? Yeah, yeah, Well it's not.
There's no meat in it or cheese or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
It's cotten cotton candy is disgusting, all right.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
You're such an old man. But in the middle here Eddie,
they have you have your pick. Coop just found it.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
He's not the photo. Oh my god, you.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Would go into a sugar coma right away.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
I hate that.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
So you can put in this. You can put different
delicious treats inside said burrito, like M and M's, or
is gittles or fruit loops. Is it really even ice cream?
You could put ice How would the ice cream not
melt right away? Wouldn't the ice.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Cream just misses something? For like seven year olds? How
could you eat this?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
You got to try everything once.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh, visually, it looks pretty good.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Oh no, it looks awful.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
It looks good. It's very colorful. What's not the license that.

Speaker 8 (20:15):
You get and you like share with everybody that you're
there with and you each take like a couple of
bites and it's.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Got a lot of texture.

Speaker 9 (20:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Texture, woman loves all about detection. When you get the
ice cream version, you.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
Got to get a version because you've got like all
the crunchy with the candies and then you've got that
cold creamy center.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, man, what kind of ice cream would you get?
You just don't know.

Speaker 8 (20:38):
It looks like in this picture there's like a it's
like a blue ice cream.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Oh oh yeah, you're.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Probably right be sick looking at it. Oh come on,
I'm serious. That is disgusting.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
The cereals a little much for me, But that might
be the way to that well, because you know, I
don't know, you mix the cereal and I although I
would think with this you do not want to go
skittles because that's probably gonna mess your teeth up even more.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, No, Skittles is not the right texture in there.
You got to do some extra choose.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
No, yeah, what.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Would you do?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Coop, you're the veteran. You sound like you're very excited
about this fifty plus offerings, But this is the one
everyone's talking about, the Cardinals game. This is the one. Yeah.
The different you can and different combinations you mix and match.
I think that it's not like everything's in there. You
can choose what you want, what you don't want. Are
you I don't know how, I don't know how much
this costs.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
By the way, are you looking at the picture with it?
It's the red outside with the fruit loops in.

Speaker 8 (21:32):
There and the mbeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so what like
I'm seeing like there's like a blue outline like on
the inner You see that?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, I don't know what that is. Yeah, that looks
it looks like they have the sprinkles which they added on,
which is a nice touch. You'd see that. Yeah, yeah,
just throw some sprinkles on top. Why not? What the hell?
How much do you think that costs? I could not
find the price if anybody listening in Phoenix or you know,
anywhere else it finds it. I tried to find out
how much they're selling. I saw the cotton candy brito,

(22:03):
which I guess was not invented by the Cards. I
guess it's been a thing elsewhere. I'd never heard of it,
but I want to know how much that is. I'd
love to know that's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
That's take it for free?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Oh shut up, I would say, shut up. That is
I'm gonna say, that's a twenty five dollars item. What
do you guys think I'm going twenty five dollars seven?
Twenty sevens?

Speaker 4 (22:26):
That sounds pretty like an inaccurate guest to me.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
About twenty five I don't know. So, I mean, this
is the thing now because they got to get people
to buy weird like the giant hot dogs, the renegade
hot dog they have in Pittsburgh. The Yeah, would you
rather eat that hot hot dog? Any the giant hot dog?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Any hot dog over that thing, not any.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Hot dog any depends what's in the hot dog about that?
All be hot dog and go that direction. But yeah, anyway,
there you go. Coope, you're gonna are the Broncos playing
the Cardinals this year? You're gonna be going over to
Arizona just to eat the burrito?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
I don't know. I have to look at the schedule.
I haven't.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Really you make a little roach.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
You haven't looked at the schedule yet.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
No, Wow, he's a slacker.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Have you seen the quarterback situation of the Broncos? Do
you blame him? Here are the what's the game?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Did you go to a game last year?

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I did?

Speaker 10 (23:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:12):
So I mean it's what's so?

Speaker 8 (23:13):
It could be better this year because I like, I
got married this year and went on my honeymoon this year.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
He's got no money, that's pretty said. Blew all the
money in Japan? Where you were Japan?

Speaker 9 (23:24):
Here?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Here we are. Here are the the options for the
the burrito cotton candy burrito. You have a cotton candy
ice cream, so that's the ice cream, Fruity Pebbles, fruit loops, Marshmallows, Skittles,
Many Eminem's. Not the full size many Eminem's, gummy bears,
that would be a terrible choice. Gummy bears.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
That's not seven year old you do, Lorena. You can't
mix ice cream and gummy beers.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
I just said, no, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Okay, I'm not. Oh yeah, I thought you said yes,
sprinkle as I mentioned, and it's of course wrapped in
this cotton candy shell. Yeah, caim be yours, but no price.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
After eating it, you go to immediately to the dentist.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Well, and you've got diabetes. You got to take care
of that as well. But yeah, that is very bright.
It's the rainbow right there. Anyway, it is the Ben
Malord Show as we press on. That was the Burrito
Bonito and straight ahead a major show development, big news

(24:34):
for the Malord militia. What is it all about? We'll
get to that. And right now, though, let's get you
caught up on everything going on in the overnight, and
we say hello too. The Cabana Boy, he'll be a
cabana boy, is it?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
This is Saturday?

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, this Saturday, Eddie is the kabana boy. So if
you're if you're going to an exhibition football game in
LA in Inglewood, you'll see Eddie this weekend.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Well, you might only see me if you're like probably
around the place where they give the food out.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Are you going to fast Eddie? So you can just
eat the entire time?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
You know that didn't work in Vegas. I know Lorena
knows this. I was so disappointed. I only had two
plates at the MGM Grand Buffet.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I was only two plates plates that I eat Eddie.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
None.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
None.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
She's like a child. She had you and loaded up
her plate.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
He watched me.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
She looked at the plate and she took like two
nibbles and then she's like, I'm done. Who does that?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You know how much of the buffets are expense? You know,
what's the point of going? If you're gonna eat?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Would you eat some honeydew melon?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Then like, I'm done, Lorena, what are you a rookie?
Variety beds?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I didn't look at apparently, and then just walk away.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Now the key to a buffet was it a morning
like a breakfast? Buffet or a lunch buffet.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
It was both.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Okay, Well you go. You go to the far end
of the buffet because that's where the more expensive foods are,
and you got to get your money's for it.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I get, I got the I got the ribs. I'm
telling you, I didn't even go for breakfast. I went
for lunch.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Mashed potatoes is it? That's a cheap food. You don't
do a mash potato. You got to go to the
carving station where they have like the prime rib or
the roast turkey or whatever. That's where you gotta go.
That's where the real money is. That's where breakfast. Yeah,
who cares, you're trying to get your money's ready? I
love breakfast. He never gets here's the key.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Here's the key here.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
You don't want to You don't want to fast before
a buffet because it shrinks your stomach.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Because it's like, you know, the.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Big LuSE that I should have worked out before, but
I was on a plane, was gonna work out. You
do the Russell Wilson running down the plane or whatever.

Speaker 8 (26:38):
Working out, you have to eat a lot leading up
to it to stretch your stomach.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
It doesn't make sense. Though, I mean, I does.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
I guess, but I in the days leading up to it,
not the same day.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I can't. But I'm saying that the breakfast food is
cheap food, like pains.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
I don't care about that.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
I want That's what I love.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Though I love cheap.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Food trying to get your money.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
I don't care about my money's I want what I want.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
You're a sucker.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
Go ahead, be sure to catch live editions of The
Ben Meller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
And you were talking now and you're opening monologue about
Brendan Are you cool? One of his teammates, running back
Christian McCaffrey strain calf muscle. He will be held out
of practice for the next couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
WHOA whoa opening up the NFC West for Ernesto's favorite team.
You can ram it all day, you can ram it
all night.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
But right though, how about er Nesto Man, that's a
guy who pays off his bets. Man just like me, No,
nothing like you. He lost it. He's a forty nine
er fan. He lost a bet to you. He shows
up to the mall of meet and greet Ram's hat
Aaron Donald Jersey.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
He even had like blue shorts and like golden blue
shoes on.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
He had ram shoes on Allso.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
That is respect. That good job, pay your bet off
like a real man, just like not like you, nothing
like the opposite of you.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Nest though, lover Nest. I think he's a podcast listener
now and he's working during the day for now, so
I'll be back at night. All right, let's sear. TJ
writs and says, you tell Lorrena, I've had vanilla pudding.
After some very not not boring reasons, I've ended up
in the er. Oh yeah, so what he said. I

(28:13):
don't know what he's talking about. It candalists, that does.
CEJ from DC says that cotton candy brito is strictly
for Kyler Murray's child gamer buddies to flock to University
of Phoenix Stadium or whoever got the naming rights to
that stadium. Bergdug says Ben easily has the most sophisticated

(28:34):
palette on the show. If he says the cotton candy
burrito is gross, It's definitely gross. I might try like
a little bite of it, but I'm not going out of.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
My lind, I feel like you would try more than
a bite of it. Ben back, if I gave you
a whole slice of it, you'd probably eat it.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Back in the day, I probably would have. I don't
know about it.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
If it's between the hours of what ten am and
five pm? Oh, when I eat, like when you actually eat.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's about a two hour window. Oh yeah, like from
three to five or something like that. Slim Tim says
one hundred percent, mallard nothing but premium cuts of meat
at the buffet or a tray of bacon. So the
buffet made money on both Eddie and you, Lorena, both
of you. You gave money to the casino and the

(29:24):
anybody else that you were with, a bunch of fans
of the show, right, you were with Big Lou and
Amelia were with us, Amelio Amelio. How much did Amelia eat?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Well, yeah, he started before we were there, so I
think he had.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Three, Okay, so he got his money's worth. Most likely,
Big Blue Big Manlu did a Lorena.

Speaker 9 (29:40):
He uh, he went to the you know, the the
what do you call it, the OMLI depersonalized omelet station,
stood in line like ten minutes and then he comes
back he had like chicken fried steak and biscuits and gravy,
and and then he just left half of it there.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
That that's not a whole bunch before that though, okay.
And he was sipping on bottomless well.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah he was. He was there for the bottomless mimosas. Yeah,
that's true.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, all right, Well that's that's getting some money back. CJ,
also in DC, says Wilford Brimley would have loved that
cotton candy burrito automatic diabetes.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I do remember that commercial, CJ, because I'm old, but
it was a classic commercial. We have a fun fact
that we have a fun fact. Hit the butt right
malor fun fact? All right, fun fact. Now, Chicago White
Sox got into the wind column. But this was pointed
out by a guy that loves the Warriors, the A's
and the Tom Brady roast. That is it true. The

(30:41):
Chicago White Sox played nineteen games while Weed Man Hippie
was incarcerated and lost all nineteen games. They got out
and guess who else got out? The White Sox got

(31:01):
out of the losing column. And we walk him in
a free man until he gets arrested. Today, Weed made
he's a free man, Eddie, we're not weed Man is back.
He's back, Eddie, weed Man is back.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
I love you, Ben. I missed you so much, so
bad that I wasn't running up.

Speaker 11 (31:28):
I am.

Speaker 10 (31:28):
I am so mad A criminal, I say legal to
be homeless on Miami Beach is what it comes down to.
You got you got, you know, get me out of here.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
What about we're gonna helphim out?

Speaker 9 (31:41):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, Matt mad.

Speaker 10 (31:43):
Mad wrote in with that back gay police out the
numbers that you gave me. They do that, bet paper hour.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
So oh no you don't. Oh no, you don't own
no okay, all right, I don't have your number anymore.
By the way, I tried to call you when I
found out you were out of jail, and you have
a different number, so I can't get on.

Speaker 10 (32:03):
No, I have the same number. I have the same
number that you called me on last time I tried.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I tried calling you and it said uh, I said, no,
go all right, okay.

Speaker 10 (32:13):
I'll call back. I'll call back. I'll hold back for after.
I'll give you the number I got to. I gotta
get you, all right.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
So why would I here's the question, why were you
in jail for so long. I thought they put you
in and you're out like in a couple of days.
You were in there for like three weeks.

Speaker 10 (32:29):
Almost almost a month, because uh, I violated probation that
I did not know I was on, because the only
thing I've had in the restaurant we were sleeping outside
and I never knew I was on probation. So I
don't even know how I violated it, but I did,
And then you can't be bailed out. And it's not
telling me it's just a misdemeanor. But you know, benj

(32:52):
it's the police say, shuck, I'm not a criminal. I'm
so not a criminal.

Speaker 11 (32:56):
I'm the nicest human being on a plane.

Speaker 10 (32:58):
You gotta be joking.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
I know, well, we love you. We love you, weed man,
I we got it. We do have to get you
out of there, because you're just gonna get arrested again.
They're gonna be gone for another month.

Speaker 10 (33:07):
Yes, yes, right now.

Speaker 11 (33:08):
I'm on I'm on Old Road, and Lincoln's right across
the street, driving by. I'm by the theater, and they
don't seem to care that I'm here. But listen, I
gotta get out of here.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
No doubt, all right, all right, well, we'll try, we'll
try to help me. You're willing to leave, though, because
before you were never willing to leave.

Speaker 11 (33:28):
You like to be warm.

Speaker 10 (33:30):
But I'll let let's see what comes up, and I'll
give somebody five US a month.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Okay, I love you.

Speaker 10 (33:38):
I see your room, right. I did av show just
two month. For forty three years. I has a really
nice life because of money, because I had the store
of My point is, I did anything I wanted and

(34:02):
I never you would consider work for anything. I hear
you screw me up. Be the stock market was in
the stock market.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
But listen, I gotta I gotta go. We met, we met,
I gotta go. Call me back, call and give Coop
your number, and then I'll give you a call off
the air. And if anybody wants to help out weed Man,
he's a friend of the show. He's been calling me
for years.

Speaker 10 (34:30):
In a wheelshair. It keeps me weed.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah, so if you want to hit me up. But
Ben Malor Show at gmail dot com. And we had
some listeners that were offering to help weed Man out,
but hopefully they're still interested in that, so we'll get
to that. It is the Ben Malor Show. Better late
than never. Time now for the who am I? Game?
And here it is?

Speaker 10 (34:53):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
The Arrangers shortstop Corey Seeger became the second player to
Homer to break up a no hitter with two out
in the ninth inning this season. He joined me as
the other player to do it this season. Who am I?
That's the question? The answer, We'll get to it.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
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Speaker 3 (35:21):
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Speaker 1 (35:45):
Conversation with our buddy weed Man Hippie. He said, my
number is the same number. It's not the same number.
It's not his Obama phone. Every time this guy goes
to jail the Obama phone number he gets he comes out,
he changed the number.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah, so he did give Coop the new number. So
I have to give him a buzz in a moment
as we are rolling on time now for the Who
M I? Game? Ranger shortstop Corey Seeger is the second
player to Homer to break up a no hitter with
two outs in the ninth inning this season. He joined

(36:20):
me I also did it? Obviously? Who am I? That
is the question. What is the answer? Unless he does?
Anyone know the answer? Classy Freddy Blasti from Rob in Vegas.
Ben it has to be Homelander from Cowboy Killer Page
Down the bat trapped in the studio with Fenley is

(36:41):
the answer. Who else we have? Is it? Julio Iglesias
from Far Out Dave? It's Ryan Broun Don Juan says,
Ben and Crue Happy hump Day and have to be
that cheeter. Ryan bron late Night Drug tester says it
is none other than Sidney Crosby, Who's thirty seven today?
Utter Cup Dickerson from Tortilla Mantoni that's his answer. Former

(37:04):
Viking brock Lesnar from Arik in Minnesota, Bam Bam Bigelow
from Eloy from Compton, Anthony Santander from our buddy Eke
and Rosevio Minnesota. Me and Eker buddies because we broke
bread together. Well, she had food and drinks. And Rex
Hudler the hut Man. Guess by Mallard prop guy, who
else do we have? Jackson Mahomes from Jordan. Here's a

(37:25):
good name. Kilby Overs from Double Ow Mexican in San Diego.
The King Rory going with rice pudding as his answer.
Who else? Deep dish pizza Guess by Siria Sean angry
Bill playing Mallard's Mountain of Money from Matthew Warrior Raider
fan Eddie, Do you have an answer? It's not Pat

(37:46):
Rapp Guess by our buddy Chris the bartender in Des Moines.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Uh No, it is not. I'm gonna go with former
Oaklada All Star outfielder Ben Greeve Ben Greave?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Is it Ben?

Speaker 10 (37:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
It's not Ben Grieve The correct answer back on May eleventh, J. D.
Martinez of the New York Convention of Politics. First time
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