August 20, 2024 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about Tua Tagovailoa bashing his former head coach and current Vikings DC Brian Flores, Jim Harbaugh's excitement over Justin Herbert's return to practice for the Chargers, and much more!
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Welcome, It's our number one, our one of the original
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We stayed up all night slaving away in front of
these hot microphones on this the twentieth day of the
month of August, hanging out with you, and here an
hour number one. Some stunning commentary from Tua Tongue, Biloa.
How do you classify the Dolphins quarterback trashing publicly as
former coach Brian Flores? And what do these words do
(00:36):
for the current Viking defensive coordinator Brian Floores. Also in
La Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh says he thought he
heard the voices of angels when Justin Herbert returned to
practice for the Bolts.
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Your thoughts on that.
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It seemed like it.
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Was ten minutes where I was this close to having
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Very rarely do we get honesty doesn't happen very often.
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That's why we're here because we can navigate the bullshoy
that is out there. Is sports like politics, they don't
give you a straight answer. Now, the Dolphins, they are
a mid level contenders, not fair to say they're not
a top contender, but they're a mid level contender in
the AFC. But they're feeding the content machine and it
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has nothing to do with what they're doing on the field.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Here.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's all about the verbal battle royale taking place off
the field. So if you didn't see this, and maybe
you missed it, the Dolphins have a quarterback named to
a tongue of Iloa, and.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
He he like likes his coach.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Most quarterbacks like their coach publicly was praising Mike McDaniel.
But the way that he praised Mike McDaniel was to
body slam give the atomic elbow to Brian Flores, his
former coach. So two was on some podcast and he
talked about what it was like playing for Brian Flores
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and the juxtaposition between Flores and his current coach, Mike McDaniel,
and he said it was like waking up every month
and being told you suck at what you do. And
don't belong doing what you do. He said that was
what it was like with Brian Flores. But then McDaniel
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now a ray of sunshine and says he's a great fait,
he's accurate, and sings the praises of his quarterback. So
let us discuss. Obviously, the money quote is what he
said undressing Brian Floores, who is the Vikings defensive coordinator,
and he still working in the NFL while suing the NFL.
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So how do you classify the dolphin quarterback to a
tongue of iloa? Trashing his former head coach, Brian Flores.
So I've got Squeeze Bottle, Bodega, and WSC fields and
we will combine all of these things together and we
(04:52):
are going to make many bottles of disinfecting wipes which
continue to fill up the studio. Everywhere I look to
the right, to the left, there's disinfecting wipes.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Right now, Hey, whatever Brian Flores did in those meetings,
whatever he said to to a tongue of iloa, is
never going to die in the head of to a
tongue of olow.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Is that fair to say? I believe it is right.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Wowsers.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
This is once in a blue moon or full moon.
That what a traumatic event. Whatever this was for Tua,
for him to go public, it doesn't make him look
all that good.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It doesn't make Tua look like the good guy in this.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And he violated the standard decorum of the NFL. Now,
the standard decorum of the NFL is normally you never
give a straight answer, even when you hate someone, You
use diplomacy. We all know it, right, It's like politics,
the same bull crap, right, It's just sports.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It's the same nonsense.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You mix together a word salad, you toss in some
extra veggies. Maybe you put some thousand island dressing. To
stay away from the ranch, because that's the devil's blood.
Not toa no, no, no, not to tour. He went
to the top rope and said, watch out below, scorched Earth.
And he hit the daily Dabble, Daily Dabble, hit the
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daily double because not only does he get kudos for
praising his current coach, Mike McDaniel, but he delivers that
sucker punch to the solar plexus of his former coach.
It has been several years since Brian Floor has departed
Miami and still it stings like a hornet's a hornet
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just attacked him, a nest of hornets attacked to a
tongue of ILAA. Now it's fair to say that Brian
Flores was not a player's coach. I'm really going out
on a limb and putt my neck out there. Not
a player's coach that they did not see eye to
eye quarterback coach vice versa. Grantlin Rice, the old sports
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writer from years ago, said styles make fights. He was
talking about boxing, but it also applies to coaching. And
it is pretty obvious here. And this is why it
doesn't present Tua in the greatest light. That too, is
announcing to the world he's a soft That's what he's doing, too,
is announced to you and to me that he would
prefer the busy bee honey. He wants that squeeze bottle,
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the one that you know, the one that looks like
the bear. Yeah, he wants that, and he wants to
squeeze the honey and no vinigar, no, no, no vinegar,
and the old wisdale that you can catch more flies
with honey than vinegar. But Tua wants to be massaged.
He wants a nice shoulder rub, the manny and the petty,
rather than be told he's garbage. Now most people are
(07:47):
like that. It's usually how it is. But there was
a point that when you were in athletics, you had
a lot of coaches that were like that. So what
do these words do as we turn the page to page,
what do these words do to Brian Flores? So he
can dis miss them and say, what does matter? This
is just a guy who's soft and you know who
his driving the mister softee truck. This is this is
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a guy that was exposed in cold weather by the
elements there in Kansas City that he can't handle a
little adversity and Brian Flores was trying to toughen him up.
He could say that, but it really depends on which
side of the aisle you're on in the multiverse, because
Flores can argue that he's from the old country when
it comes to coaching. He's a straight shooter and you know,
(08:29):
sugar coat, all those all those phrases, right, all those
phrases who would apply and I generally appreciate that, not always,
not always, but for the most part, if I had
to pick, I'd say eight out of ten times I
would pick the straight shooter.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I would and generally speaking.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
They they need to go down, you know, the modern ballplayer, right,
and this two is in this group, right, the extra creamy.
They need to go down to the bodega and they
want to play for coaches that at the bodega they
serve up a blooney sandwiches and disingenuous, insincere phony baloney.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
That's what they would like.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Brian Flores is the Viking defensive coordinator as mentioned here,
and you can guaran f and t that the legal
beagles at the NFL who are litigating the lawsuit. The
NFL a big wigs there. The lawyers will weaponize these
comments by Tua. They will be coming to a courtroom
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near you if this trial continues on, the legal case
continues on, it's going to happen. And the Dolphins fired him,
and the NFL is going to say, well, listen, it's
not racist.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
He's just a schmuck.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And the players didn't like him, and he couldn't get
along with the quarterback, and we didn't want to embarrass
him publicly. So this stuff didn't get out. But now
to us set it. And so he said it, so
now we can use and he's just unwilling Brian Flores.
This is the NFL's argument, whether it's true, and it
might be total bull crap, but the NFL argument will
be hey unwilling and unable to adjust to the modern athlete.
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And coaching is all about adjusting to the different styles
and personalities to your locker room. And Brian Florest didn't
do that. And my evidence example a to a tongue
of bello. All right, now the last word. Here we
head to Los Angeles where Jim Harbaugh his team has
looked just puke for the most part in these exhibition games.
(10:29):
And the Chargers newly minted head coach Jim Harbaugh was
so excited that his quarterback was back. How excited he was.
He was kidding around, having a great time. And Jim
Harbaugh said he thought he heard the quote voices of
Angels when Justin Herbert returned to the bolt to practice
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your thoughts. All right, so my thoughts on this Harbaugh
is at the very top. He's at the very very
top because I would say, Mike Tomlin, we want our fans,
you know, fat and sassy like Tomlin's the greatest sound bite.
There's a few good sound bites in the NFL. But
Jim Harball, who's been out of the NFL, moving on
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up the big board, Moving on up the big board.
Right there, Mike McDaniel, pretty good quote in Miami, says,
goofy things. I would have Tomlin out in front by
a pretty fair margin at this particular point for goofball commentary.
But Jim Harball is texta quote. Used to be dial
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a quote, but now it's text because we don't really
call anyone. It's just we dial people. Are we text people,
we don't dial them up, so it's text to quote
and Hardballs sounds a lot like one of my favorite
people from old Hollywood, w C.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Fields.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I was lucky enough last year I had a TV
show and we taped it on the Universal Lot, not
the amusement park, the lot, and when I would drive there,
I drove down W. C. Fields Road, which was awesome
because he has, to me the single greatest quote that
sums up what I do for a living and what
so many gas bags and blowhards do for a living,
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and Jim Harball's living the life.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
The quote from WC.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Fields is if you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I'm clean us up for the radio with Bullpucky. And
that's so.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And that's essentially what Jim Harby is doing, right, That's
what he's doing the way the Chargers offenses looked. Herbert's
the great Savior, He's a franchise quarterback. Yet here's the
odd thing about this. Everyone I've chatted with who's got
any kind of inside intel on the Chargers, Jim Harball
wants to make the Chargers a ground and pound team.
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He wants to have the focus on the running game
and power football, and he thinks that's how the Chargers
are going to be able to win cold weather games
at Arrowhead Stadium or in Baltimore in the playoffs. And
he wants to bring that Midwestern Big Ten style of
football to the Chargers. Now, can that play a dome
stadium in the hood in Inglewood.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
We'll find out, but yeah, good luck on that anyway.
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I think him in?
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Shae let him in? Really?
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Just let him.
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She doesn't know who he is, though, she just let
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You're not allowed to do that.
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I've taken the training every year and you're not. Can't
let people in to verify who the people are. Did
you see our new water machine? Oh no, I told
him about the old water Robbie's drinking water right now?
What is is there a new water machine? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Is it good? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (16:30):
Ice cold crisp refreshing. Really yep?
Speaker 9 (16:33):
Right there on the country want as the one that
they have upstairs, so we just don't have to go
up five flights.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
To get it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 7 (16:39):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I didn't even see it. I'm just I have tunnel vision.
When I go in there, I know what I need.
I know where the ice is, and I know where
the water is, and I don't look at anything else.
I'm locked in. I am hyper focused on what I want.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
When I go into the.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Spurf kitchen, ice cold without the ice.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh interesting, I might have to today have water.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
I have to actually drink some water.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
Yeah, you can press a button and get a hot water.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
So when I have a little thing in the throat there,
I can drink the hot water.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I mean, you know, when you start feeling sick, it's
like there's a yeah, we all know, a twinge or
something like that that happens, and you can twinge drink.
I usually go garlic, but then sometimes the multitask, I'll
put hot water in there.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
I'll do it, as you know, Ben, I have a
strict to no water policy, so we'll see if it's
ice cold like that.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
My my friend who covered the NBA years ago, the
German guy who would not he would not drink water
because you said that's where the fish fornicate and.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
He would not.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Well, that's not my reason.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
But why do you not like water? It just doesn't
taste there's water and everything.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
I'm sorry you don't like water, Addy.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Not really, it's a weirdo.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
How do you not like water?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
It just tastes like drinking nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yes, because it has no calories any I like to drink.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
It tastes like something.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
If you drink cold water, it's refreshing.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
There's nothing else that is.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
If you were, you know, really really thirsty, it can
be s.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You hate yourself, Eddie, You're made up of water. The
human body is made up I don't want to drink
hating human being.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Not drink myself. Yes, that's true.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Do you think you're some kind of.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
You just said I'm made of water. I'm sure a
lot of the human body is has a lot of
water in it. Yes, but I don't want to drink it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
So you think because I drink a lot of water
that you think that therefore I'm into like I didn't.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I didn't know you drink a lot of water, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Because it keeps my stumbach full. I don't eat too
much and then.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Water is really good for you.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
A little a little tricky, that's what I hear. Water
makes up about seventy one percent of the earth surface.
You actually hate the earth as well. You hate the earth.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
It's a little extreme.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, you hate the earth. Tweet that out or tend
that out pretty sure.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
I'm not the only one who is not a big
fan of water.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I don't know a fan.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I mean, you're you're made up of roughly sixty percent water.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yeah, you just said that a minute ago.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
The planet seventy but we're made up of sixty percent.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
So I have a question though. If you go to
a restaurant, are you always ordering a drink?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Always?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
What do? What do you drink?
Speaker 5 (19:00):
So it's a wild Yeah, they will bring you water
in the table. I just slide it over to my
wife and there you go. Take that. Wow, Yeah that's wold.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
It's like it's like four.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I didn't say never. But what do you do a
great majority of time?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Do not drink diet coke or something?
Speaker 7 (19:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, that is so bad for you. Wow, you
need to drink more water.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
You're making me not want to drink.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
There there's a water machine.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
I just said, you not hear me. I just said,
if it's ice cold and refreshing, I might drink a
little bit more water.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Ah Yeah, Life and Times of Eddie Garcia, what interesting,
interesting things.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I don't drink coffee, that's my thing. But that's that's
a life choice. That's a life choice.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Ferg dogs.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
There's no need for a water machine over here in
beautiful Fullerton. We get ahol our water from the beautiful
Santa Ana River, delicious, straight from the tap.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, that is.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That is salad solid or salad. Slim him, I don't
eat that. I do not like the south, Slim Tim
says riveting radio on the New Water Fountain. This is
why I'm here. I don't even notice it, Slim Tim.
I gotta go back and check it out. I can't
do that right now.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Which which brings up, which brings up a good point
that you didn't notice it. I would like it to
be known on the record that there is still room
on the counter for a toaster oven.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yes, I'm just throwing it out there. The company, because
this is what corporations do. They decided that we cannot
have a toaster oven because we have a water machine.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
What happened to your toaster home made you take it home?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
My bosses, Eddie wants names.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Are you pulling a Ben? This is what Ben did
to you.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
Still not named the person that hates my guts.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's like you knew who it was.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
It doesn't matter, Eddy.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
I was referring to when Ben was trying to make
you say the name of who makes you do the
w N B A.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I don't care about that. I don't I know, I
know who I know.
Speaker 10 (21:10):
I know that you know who her boss is.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
So my boss told me that he didn't even you.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Know, you know, you know you what her name names?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Somebody stupid geez?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
No, it's not Big Mike?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Oh someone else?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Who's They told me that?
Speaker 9 (21:26):
HR said I can't have it, which I think is
crazy because I don't think we have hr.
Speaker 11 (21:33):
R.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
We have HR.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
They were Cowboy Hass and cowboy Boots. Who we have HR.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
They're in text Mex for for lunch is what they're doing.
Then don't worry about us anyway. All right, it is the.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Comment about your boss learning, but I won't say anything.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
You'll go ahead rip her boss, Eddie. You won't go ahead,
go ahead, take a shot, rip it, I'll save it. Okay,
Robin Vegas, good job by Tua. He sounds liberated after
getting his bag. Not a softy situation, in my opinion.
Robbie knows about softies.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
He said, Yeah, while Robbie catching astray.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Already, he's not even here.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
WoT he's down the hall drinking water he must have
found sitting from my line of sight. Yeah, you said, yeah,
did any Dodger pitchers have Tommy john again?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
On?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Did they make it through a day without Tommy Johnson tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Maybe? After going seven shutout innings?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
He says, I was listening the night to the Dodger
postgame show that that punk fast say, Okay, some guy
calls up ripping the training staff and he defends him
every if you want the Dodgers, when you fire every
one of those people, like, it's complete negligence for the
entire pitching staff and it's not their fault. Oh yeah, okay, right, please,
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Speaker 3 (23:21):
Go have a glass of water. Agua nah yuck.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, anyway, it is the Ben Malar Show. As we
are rolling on through the overnight people upset. The outrageous
take of the night Ozzie was from Western Australia's Listening Live.
He says water is the main ingredient in beer.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Ya Feme in Chicago says eight to ten glasses of
water a day, You'll love.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
It maybe a year.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I mean I'm constantly filling like that's what I do.
I fill up my water, like when getting ready for
the show water water people. Oh, I'm such a member
of the When I was told because I was very
big when I when I learned that I was part
of my problem.
Speaker 10 (24:02):
Very famous obviously clearly, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
But when I.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Learned, when I learned it was like the amount of
calories and like soda pop. I was like, oh man,
so you're telling me I can drink water, and then
I won't. I'll have water weight, but I won't have
like you know what's crazy.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
It was Danny g who told me about his sugar
diet that he went on, and I looked up how
much sugar was in one soda. One sugar has three
times more soda than your.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Daily Emmett, your daily requirement having a stroke, Scrooge points out,
(24:46):
are we going to overlook the fact that Robbie the
Marina fat is actually drinking water? All right, that's you.
That's a shot. How dairy is Scrooge? You're sure a schmuck.
Crying Craig wrights In says water is one of my
favorite beverages. I need as much water as possib But
because I cry so much, it's crying Craig.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
He does lose a lot of water that way.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
So being a Seattle sports fans a lot of reasons
to cry. Evan the depressed Mariner fan, he writes in.
Evan says, Eddie, not drinking water enough water can lead
to kidney stones.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yeah about that, I've heard that.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, all it takes a couple of kidney stones. You'll
be you'll be guzzling water.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
You've never had a kidney stone?
Speaker 10 (25:28):
No, wow, with your lack of water, I'm shocked.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
How about a gulf stone.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
I'm an amazing person.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Golfstone?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Gall bladder issue? How do you not have gall bladder issues?
You're you're amazing, said random. Ryan in Carolina writes this.
How about an airflyer? Air friar, air friar, I've got
one for you.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Wait, well, we had one for Lorraina, but we gave
it to Iowa Sam, that bastard, and yeah, ran off
the day shift with it.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Well, it was originally for Roberto and then he quit.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Also token of friendship and welcome to the show. How
did that work out?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, Lorena, when you quit, we'll give you an air frayer.
How about oh yeah, okay, you.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Should have gave it to Lorena.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
We should have.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, there was a way I could do that.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I would retroactively go back.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
And you know, if I had an air fire here,
I would make you guys baked potatoes every night.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
I was Sam, ever make us baked potatoes? Hell?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
No, Now, Robbie and the Mariner fan did offer to
bring food, but I didn't know what you guys want.
Son We can send him out on a food run
if you want. He has no car, but he can walk.
He won't get mugged. I won't get mugged.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
R walk.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
No one's gonna mug Robbie. Look at him, he's gonna
kill somebody.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
He won't.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Robbie's a He's a tyrant out there. No one's gonna
mess with him.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
What I gotta do?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
What runs wild?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Aren't you?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Steven wrightes in, He says, what kind of weirdo doesn't
like water? I'm not drinking sparkling water ten calories? Uh,
he says in one leader from from Steve. Even Jay
Dot in Utah rites and he says, I drink at
least four of these a night at work. You're you're tripping,
my dude, you need more water. Well, we know Jay Dot,
(27:01):
we've met Jay Dot. I think he drinks other things
as well. I think he supplements supplements his water with
other things. Now, speaking of drinking, a prolific drinker on
this show is in Rhode Island. He's retired now, but
he just probably didn't drink water either. Let's say hello
to red Breast Paul in Rhode Island. Hello, Red Breast Paul.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I miss you to Do you drink water?
Speaker 11 (27:27):
Yes, I do. I drink enough bulcohol to make up
the difference right now.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I was told by one of our listeners on the
sports of that you called in the other day. Somebody
said somebody sent an email you called into Felger and Mas,
which is like the most popular state you know show
on the station. Is that correct one? But you got
cut off on the show. They didn't give you a
lot of airtime.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Is that accurate?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yes? They did.
Speaker 11 (27:50):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Because they're because they're good. Yeah, all right, I got
there and they got.
Speaker 11 (27:55):
Their ratings, so they don't really need me to call in.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Are you saying we don't have ratings?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Are you saying that we are pathetic and that we
needed You just took a shot at me?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
How dare you redrest? Paul? Put a shock in your mouth?
Speaker 11 (28:07):
No, son of a gun?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Anyway, thank you for not cursing.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
No, Ben, you don't need ratings, of course. Not the
other great radio of king in here in the east.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Coat that's right, Dominate, Eddy, dominate. Who else do you
get people to show up in a rain event? There
in Boston? We had a big crowd. Blind Scott Man,
a blind guy walked down the street with his dog
in the rain to hang out with me for twenty minutes.
Speaker 11 (28:35):
My god, listen, Ben, what what your buddy there? Who
punch boy quarterback for Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Tua too, Yeah to a tongue of all he wants,
he wants love, he wants lost.
Speaker 11 (28:49):
Listen, Hawaiian punch boy. Let let me say something for
Brian Florish. Okay, And I'm not thinking about the roomy rule,
whatever you want to call it. The guy it took
three years for Brian to get the Fishheads in the playoffs.
Three years, okay, so's he's not a bad coach at all. Okay,
(29:14):
But I'm gonna say this, the reason why this kid
got his money was because they think they're going to
take this division over. Well, you're not going to get
past the raging bull in Buffalo. Okay. And by the way,
mister rogers that he was the warden in the Lion's
(29:36):
Division my second team, because I know that my first
team is the Patriots and we're rebuilding, and I think.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
We're going to rebuilding.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
His code for sucking out loud is you know that's
what that is I mean, got terrible, Paul. I think
you could play right guard for the Patriots right now, Paul,
that's the problem, completely inebriate you. But you at right
guard and then left guard. We could put a bottle
of red breast and that would be better than what
they have.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Listen, how much how much you drink?
Speaker 8 (30:07):
How much?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
You don't sound like you're drinking that much.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
To me, No light night for you. You run, you retire.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You got to save your money for the weekend.
Speaker 11 (30:16):
No, I don't save no money. I got plenty of money.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
You loaded, you had, you make your money.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Well, you just get to your pens and.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Your good union job, right, I know, good union job.
Speaker 11 (30:26):
Well, you know what what next thing? You know is
this the pictures are rebuilding and you're repeating yourself no, yes,
and and you know that's going to be uh. Brossette
and Milton and this kid May. We probably won't need
a quarterback for the next five years. We got three quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
You need a quarterback right now. Actually, you don't have
a quarterback because you don't know whether make and play.
And Brissette stinks, so you don't have a ques.
Speaker 11 (30:54):
No, Brossett doesn't stink. You don't pay a backup quarterback.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
He's got a Bokay, yes, listen, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Okay, I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Can I go?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I go away.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Thank you, Red breast, Paul, blind Scott, clean this up.
Blind Scott.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Please you drink? Did you drink water?
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (31:16):
I can't believe you took that call. I can't believe
you took that colle call. He's the worst caller in
the sports tub. It will they take up, hold on,
hold on, Okay, but up here now, when they take
Paul call on the sports tub, they hang up on
him immediately and say they're not taking you to the cup.
Speaker 13 (31:33):
I drink.
Speaker 12 (31:34):
I drink electro lights tubs, sugar free electro lights with
a bottle of water. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Oh yeah, I need that.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
The key is to the sugar free electrolytes because a
lot of the electrolytes have sugar in.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I don't get it.
Speaker 13 (31:45):
Hey, you see that guy sitting in the back studio, Robbie.
He was doing the same thing to me that Mark
the full name guy was doing. He was taking photos
of me and call me off types of names. He
doesn't realize I could I could sue him and make
him pay for my legal fees for defamation.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Dude, Wow, I don't know about it.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I don't know about Okay, all right, I don't know
all about that.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
That's between YouTube. But thank you, all right, jeezh.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
A pirate's life for you. Big news in the business
of sport. The NFL and their partner you see this YouTube,
announced they're going to put the Sunday Ticket all the
games in the NFL available on the Apple App Store.
You can watch the games on your iPad or iPhone.
How much do you think that's gonna cost? You see
(32:33):
the price.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Point on this.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Anybody know how much do you think that's gonna cost?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Take a guess? You got a number in your head?
Speaker 10 (32:42):
What do you think you really want me to guess? Yeah,
go ahead, twelve hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
It's a terrible guest. That's an Eddie Garcia.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I guess turn off.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
You might guess like walk out of the room.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Guess yeah, the answer.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Since Lorander ruined a game YouTube, putting the Sunday Ticket
on the Apple App Store to watch the games, it'll
cost you six hundred and eighty dollars. I was not
far off.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Wait a minute, I'm I'm confused though, Yeah, what do
you mean they're putting it on the app Store.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Because the only way to watch it right now would
be on the YouTube TV, which is different than the
iPhone or iPad.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
Yeah, but you can get you can watch YouTube TV
on your iPhone or iPad.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
They say, to that, bundle it with the NFL Red Zone.
It'll be seven hundred and forty dollars sweet, Like, are
they just asking people to watch the games illegally? Is
that what they're doing here?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
They say?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Here, you know, go ahead, I bought Sunday ticket.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
You did, yep, but I bought it, like, you know,
six months ago when it was one hundred dollars off.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I'm planning on going to a fair amount of games
this year, hopefully so. And Eddie sent me some Russian
websites that he likes, so those like those big support Love.
He hates water, but he loves the Russians. He loves
the Russian websites there clearly, yeah, Yafimi said, this is
what plastered Paul sounded like to it. Wow, you feme me,
(34:14):
that's a low blow. Matt the Warrior Raider fan with
the red breast Paul counter He points out listen, he
said five times, and okay six times. Now art puffin
red breast. Paul is a buster, Bill's ball washer. Also,
the Patriots will suck as long as he lives. So
(34:36):
there go fins. That's Rhode Island, Paul. I'm very kind,
very very kind. Chipping the in the Q says, I'm
sure Paul drinks lots of water. Of course he drinks
lots of Scotch, with a lot of scotches. Well, it
is the Bean Malar show. Time now for the who
am I? Game?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
And here we go.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Amari Cooper of the Cleveland Browns and me are the
only players to have three two hundred yard receiving games
with three different teams. Again, Mary Cooper playing for Cleveland
right now and me the only only two players to
have three two hundred yard receiving games with three different teams.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Who am I? The answer?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Next?
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Speaker 2 (35:53):
I gotta tell you, Garcia, you're missing out.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
The water is.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I feel like I got my holiday bonus. They haven't
come as holiday years, but I feel like this is
a holiday. No no, no aftertaste. It's delicious, it's the
perfect temperature.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Dear god, it's good.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I mean, chef's kiss, all right, chef's kiss. It is
the cherry on the cake. And I don't even like cherry.
But that's a that's the saying.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
So you're over.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
You know what it is.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
It's an extra dinner roll. It's that good extra buttered
dinner roll. Wonder even Cooper grees it's an upgrade. It's
an upgrade.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
I'm sure it's an upgrade. That doesn't mean it's.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
You know, you're making the other water, drinking that water
for twenty years, and it's got this aftertaste, and I
was like, I'll just deal with it. You know, it's
a little flavoring for the water, but this has no aftertaste.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
This is this is a kreml krem water. All Right,
I gotta pay off the who am I?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Game?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
And let's do that right about now.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
So Amari Cooper of the Browns and me are the
only two players to have three two hundred yard receiving
games with three different teams, meaning they did it for
three different teams.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
That is the who am I?
Speaker 6 (37:01):
Game?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Who am I?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
The question? Let's see who else do we we have?
Page down here?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Captain Planet Guests by Cowboy Killer Ravishing, Rick Rude from Robin, Vegas,
Ty Reek Hill from Econ Rosild, Minnesota. Kevin Elster guess
by mister nice guy. I actually knew him little bit
when he played with the Dodgers at the end of
his career. A good, good dude to hang out with,
drink beers and tell baseball stories. A courtesy flusher going
with Haja Clinton Dix is his answer. King Roy says,
(37:31):
Woke Garcia is the answer. Phil mccontney guest by I
forty Ian Harry Hood from alf The Alien of Pinter,
what's that you da.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Let's go with former Pittsburgh Steeler John Stalworth.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
All Right, that is incorrect. It's also not Demi Lovato,
who's thirty two today? The correct answer, Torello, it's Teo,
the Hall of Famer. That's my cornerback. That's my cornerback.
Here we go.
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We stayed up all night slaving away in front of
these hot microphones on this the twentieth day of the
month of August, hanging out with you, and here an
hour number one. Some stunning commentary from Tua Tongue, Biloa.
How do you classify the Dolphins quarterback trashing publicly as
former coach Brian Flores? And what do these words do
(00:36):
for the current Viking defensive coordinator Brian Floores. Also in
La Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh says he thought he
heard the voices of angels when Justin Herbert returned to
practice for the Bolts.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Your thoughts on that.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
We'll talk about all of that and much more right
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tyraq dot com the way tire buying should be. That's
our friend, Robbie. I was just outside trying to to
find Robbie. You'd think that would be an easy process
to find Robbie, but I went I did not see
him in the courtyard here outside the building. And then
when I tried to get back in the building, the
past that I have wouldn't let me back in the building.
(02:25):
So there was about ten seconds, maybe longer than that.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
It seemed like it.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Was ten minutes where I was this close to having
Eddie Garcia breakdown the Winnipeg Jets third line to begin
the show, but we didn't need that. Instead, our lead
this hour from South Beach, done this job a long time.
Very rarely do we get honesty doesn't happen very often.
(02:52):
That's why we're here because we can navigate the bullshoy
that is out there. Is sports like politics, they don't
give you a straight answer. Now, the Dolphins, they are
a mid level contenders, not fair to say they're not
a top contender, but they're a mid level contender in
the AFC. But they're feeding the content machine and it
(03:12):
has nothing to do with what they're doing on the field.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Here.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's all about the verbal battle royale taking place off
the field. So if you didn't see this, and maybe
you missed it, the Dolphins have a quarterback named to
a tongue of Iloa, and.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
He he like likes his coach.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Most quarterbacks like their coach publicly was praising Mike McDaniel.
But the way that he praised Mike McDaniel was to
body slam give the atomic elbow to Brian Flores, his
former coach. So two was on some podcast and he
talked about what it was like playing for Brian Flores
(03:51):
and the juxtaposition between Flores and his current coach, Mike McDaniel,
and he said it was like waking up every month
and being told you suck at what you do. And
don't belong doing what you do. He said that was
what it was like with Brian Flores. But then McDaniel
(04:12):
now a ray of sunshine and says he's a great fait,
he's accurate, and sings the praises of his quarterback. So
let us discuss. Obviously, the money quote is what he
said undressing Brian Floores, who is the Vikings defensive coordinator,
and he still working in the NFL while suing the NFL.
(04:32):
So how do you classify the dolphin quarterback to a
tongue of iloa? Trashing his former head coach, Brian Flores.
So I've got Squeeze Bottle, Bodega, and WSC fields and
we will combine all of these things together and we
(04:52):
are going to make many bottles of disinfecting wipes which
continue to fill up the studio. Everywhere I look to
the right, to the left, there's disinfecting wipes.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Right now, Hey, whatever Brian Flores did in those meetings,
whatever he said to to a tongue of iloa, is
never going to die in the head of to a
tongue of olow.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Is that fair to say? I believe it is right.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Wowsers.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
This is once in a blue moon or full moon.
That what a traumatic event. Whatever this was for Tua,
for him to go public, it doesn't make him look
all that good.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It doesn't make Tua look like the good guy in this.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And he violated the standard decorum of the NFL. Now,
the standard decorum of the NFL is normally you never
give a straight answer, even when you hate someone, You
use diplomacy. We all know it, right, It's like politics,
the same bull crap, right, It's just sports.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It's the same nonsense.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You mix together a word salad, you toss in some
extra veggies. Maybe you put some thousand island dressing. To
stay away from the ranch, because that's the devil's blood.
Not toa no, no, no, not to tour. He went
to the top rope and said, watch out below, scorched Earth.
And he hit the daily Dabble, Daily Dabble, hit the
(06:19):
daily double because not only does he get kudos for
praising his current coach, Mike McDaniel, but he delivers that
sucker punch to the solar plexus of his former coach.
It has been several years since Brian Floor has departed
Miami and still it stings like a hornet's a hornet
(06:42):
just attacked him, a nest of hornets attacked to a
tongue of ILAA. Now it's fair to say that Brian
Flores was not a player's coach. I'm really going out
on a limb and putt my neck out there. Not
a player's coach that they did not see eye to
eye quarterback coach vice versa. Grantlin Rice, the old sports
(07:02):
writer from years ago, said styles make fights. He was
talking about boxing, but it also applies to coaching. And
it is pretty obvious here. And this is why it
doesn't present Tua in the greatest light. That too, is
announcing to the world he's a soft That's what he's doing, too,
is announced to you and to me that he would
prefer the busy bee honey. He wants that squeeze bottle,
(07:25):
the one that you know, the one that looks like
the bear. Yeah, he wants that, and he wants to
squeeze the honey and no vinigar, no, no, no vinegar,
and the old wisdale that you can catch more flies
with honey than vinegar. But Tua wants to be massaged.
He wants a nice shoulder rub, the manny and the petty,
rather than be told he's garbage. Now most people are
(07:47):
like that. It's usually how it is. But there was
a point that when you were in athletics, you had
a lot of coaches that were like that. So what
do these words do as we turn the page to page,
what do these words do to Brian Flores? So he
can dis miss them and say, what does matter? This
is just a guy who's soft and you know who
his driving the mister softee truck. This is this is
(08:08):
a guy that was exposed in cold weather by the
elements there in Kansas City that he can't handle a
little adversity and Brian Flores was trying to toughen him up.
He could say that, but it really depends on which
side of the aisle you're on in the multiverse, because
Flores can argue that he's from the old country when
it comes to coaching. He's a straight shooter and you know,
(08:29):
sugar coat, all those all those phrases, right, all those
phrases who would apply and I generally appreciate that, not always,
not always, but for the most part, if I had
to pick, I'd say eight out of ten times I
would pick the straight shooter.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I would and generally speaking.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
They they need to go down, you know, the modern ballplayer, right,
and this two is in this group, right, the extra creamy.
They need to go down to the bodega and they
want to play for coaches that at the bodega they
serve up a blooney sandwiches and disingenuous, insincere phony baloney.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
That's what they would like.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Brian Flores is the Viking defensive coordinator as mentioned here,
and you can guaran f and t that the legal
beagles at the NFL who are litigating the lawsuit. The
NFL a big wigs there. The lawyers will weaponize these
comments by Tua. They will be coming to a courtroom
(09:32):
near you if this trial continues on, the legal case
continues on, it's going to happen. And the Dolphins fired him,
and the NFL is going to say, well, listen, it's
not racist.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
He's just a schmuck.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And the players didn't like him, and he couldn't get
along with the quarterback, and we didn't want to embarrass
him publicly. So this stuff didn't get out. But now
to us set it. And so he said it, so
now we can use and he's just unwilling Brian Flores.
This is the NFL's argument, whether it's true, and it
might be total bull crap, but the NFL argument will
be hey unwilling and unable to adjust to the modern athlete.
(10:05):
And coaching is all about adjusting to the different styles
and personalities to your locker room. And Brian Florest didn't
do that. And my evidence example a to a tongue
of bello. All right, now the last word. Here we
head to Los Angeles where Jim Harbaugh his team has
looked just puke for the most part in these exhibition games.
(10:29):
And the Chargers newly minted head coach Jim Harbaugh was
so excited that his quarterback was back. How excited he was.
He was kidding around, having a great time. And Jim
Harbaugh said he thought he heard the quote voices of
Angels when Justin Herbert returned to the bolt to practice
(10:50):
your thoughts. All right, so my thoughts on this Harbaugh
is at the very top. He's at the very very
top because I would say, Mike Tomlin, we want our fans,
you know, fat and sassy like Tomlin's the greatest sound bite.
There's a few good sound bites in the NFL. But
Jim Harball, who's been out of the NFL, moving on
(11:10):
up the big board, Moving on up the big board.
Right there, Mike McDaniel, pretty good quote in Miami, says,
goofy things. I would have Tomlin out in front by
a pretty fair margin at this particular point for goofball commentary.
But Jim Harball is texta quote. Used to be dial
(11:31):
a quote, but now it's text because we don't really
call anyone. It's just we dial people. Are we text people,
we don't dial them up, so it's text to quote
and Hardballs sounds a lot like one of my favorite
people from old Hollywood, w C.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Fields.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I was lucky enough last year I had a TV
show and we taped it on the Universal Lot, not
the amusement park, the lot, and when I would drive there,
I drove down W. C. Fields Road, which was awesome
because he has, to me the single greatest quote that
sums up what I do for a living and what
so many gas bags and blowhards do for a living,
(12:11):
and Jim Harball's living the life.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
The quote from WC.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Fields is if you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I'm clean us up for the radio with Bullpucky. And
that's so.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And that's essentially what Jim Harby is doing, right, That's
what he's doing the way the Chargers offenses looked. Herbert's
the great Savior, He's a franchise quarterback. Yet here's the
odd thing about this. Everyone I've chatted with who's got
any kind of inside intel on the Chargers, Jim Harball
wants to make the Chargers a ground and pound team.
(12:44):
He wants to have the focus on the running game
and power football, and he thinks that's how the Chargers
are going to be able to win cold weather games
at Arrowhead Stadium or in Baltimore in the playoffs. And
he wants to bring that Midwestern Big Ten style of
football to the Chargers. Now, can that play a dome
stadium in the hood in Inglewood.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
We'll find out, but yeah, good luck on that anyway.
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Speaker 1 (15:38):
We are in the air everywhere.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yes, you can hear that kind of commentary on the podcast.
Just amazing, just absolutely amazing. Kind of like a Robbie
the Mariner fan who had show him the Smurf kitchen
who I don't know who let him in though, I
don't let him in.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
How do you get any break?
Speaker 8 (15:59):
I think him in?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Shae let him in? Really?
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Yeah, there's some guy standing out here saying he's friends
with the show.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Just let him.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
She doesn't know who he is, though, she just let
a He let a stranger into the building. That violates
the Premiere Networks policy.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
You're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I've taken the training every year and you're not. Can't
let people in to verify who the people are. Did
you see our new water machine? Oh no, I told
him about the old water Robbie's drinking water right now?
What is is there a new water machine? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Is it good? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (16:30):
Ice cold crisp refreshing. Really yep?
Speaker 9 (16:33):
Right there on the country want as the one that
they have upstairs, so we just don't have to go
up five flights.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
To get it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 7 (16:39):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I didn't even see it. I'm just I have tunnel vision.
When I go in there, I know what I need.
I know where the ice is, and I know where
the water is, and I don't look at anything else.
I'm locked in. I am hyper focused on what I want.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
When I go into the.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Spurf kitchen, ice cold without the ice.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh interesting, I might have to today have water.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
I have to actually drink some water.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
Yeah, you can press a button and get a hot water.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
So when I have a little thing in the throat there,
I can drink the hot water.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I mean, you know, when you start feeling sick, it's
like there's a yeah, we all know, a twinge or
something like that that happens, and you can twinge drink.
I usually go garlic, but then sometimes the multitask, I'll
put hot water in there.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
I'll do it, as you know, Ben, I have a
strict to no water policy, so we'll see if it's
ice cold like that.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
My my friend who covered the NBA years ago, the
German guy who would not he would not drink water
because you said that's where the fish fornicate and.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
He would not.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Well, that's not my reason.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
But why do you not like water? It just doesn't
taste there's water and everything.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
I'm sorry you don't like water, Addy.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Not really, it's a weirdo.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
How do you not like water?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
It just tastes like drinking nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yes, because it has no calories any I like to drink.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
It tastes like something.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
If you drink cold water, it's refreshing.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
There's nothing else that is.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
If you were, you know, really really thirsty, it can
be s.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You hate yourself, Eddie, You're made up of water. The
human body is made up I don't want to drink
hating human being.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Not drink myself. Yes, that's true.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Do you think you're some kind of.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
You just said I'm made of water. I'm sure a
lot of the human body is has a lot of
water in it. Yes, but I don't want to drink it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
So you think because I drink a lot of water
that you think that therefore I'm into like I didn't.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I didn't know you drink a lot of water, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Because it keeps my stumbach full. I don't eat too
much and then.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Water is really good for you.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
A little a little tricky, that's what I hear. Water
makes up about seventy one percent of the earth surface.
You actually hate the earth as well. You hate the earth.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
It's a little extreme.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, you hate the earth. Tweet that out or tend
that out pretty sure.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
I'm not the only one who is not a big
fan of water.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I don't know a fan.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I mean, you're you're made up of roughly sixty percent water.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yeah, you just said that a minute ago.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
The planet seventy but we're made up of sixty percent.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
So I have a question though. If you go to
a restaurant, are you always ordering a drink?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Always?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
What do? What do you drink?
Speaker 5 (19:00):
So it's a wild Yeah, they will bring you water
in the table. I just slide it over to my
wife and there you go. Take that. Wow, Yeah that's wold.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
It's like it's like four.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I didn't say never. But what do you do a
great majority of time?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Do not drink diet coke or something?
Speaker 7 (19:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, that is so bad for you. Wow, you
need to drink more water.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
You're making me not want to drink.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
There there's a water machine.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
I just said, you not hear me. I just said,
if it's ice cold and refreshing, I might drink a
little bit more water.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Ah Yeah, Life and Times of Eddie Garcia, what interesting,
interesting things.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I don't drink coffee, that's my thing. But that's that's
a life choice. That's a life choice.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Ferg dogs.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
There's no need for a water machine over here in
beautiful Fullerton. We get ahol our water from the beautiful
Santa Ana River, delicious, straight from the tap.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, that is.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That is salad solid or salad. Slim him, I don't
eat that. I do not like the south, Slim Tim
says riveting radio on the New Water Fountain. This is
why I'm here. I don't even notice it, Slim Tim.
I gotta go back and check it out. I can't
do that right now.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Which which brings up, which brings up a good point
that you didn't notice it. I would like it to
be known on the record that there is still room
on the counter for a toaster oven.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yes, I'm just throwing it out there. The company, because
this is what corporations do. They decided that we cannot
have a toaster oven because we have a water machine.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
What happened to your toaster home made you take it home?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
My bosses, Eddie wants names.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Are you pulling a Ben? This is what Ben did
to you.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
Still not named the person that hates my guts.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's like you knew who it was.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
It doesn't matter, Eddy.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
I was referring to when Ben was trying to make
you say the name of who makes you do the
w N B A.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I don't care about that. I don't I know, I
know who I know.
Speaker 10 (21:10):
I know that you know who her boss is.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
So my boss told me that he didn't even you.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Know, you know, you know you what her name names?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Somebody stupid geez?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
No, it's not Big Mike?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Oh someone else?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Who's They told me that?
Speaker 9 (21:26):
HR said I can't have it, which I think is
crazy because I don't think we have hr.
Speaker 11 (21:33):
R.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
We have HR.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
They were Cowboy Hass and cowboy Boots. Who we have HR.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
They're in text Mex for for lunch is what they're doing.
Then don't worry about us anyway. All right, it is the.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Comment about your boss learning, but I won't say anything.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
You'll go ahead rip her boss, Eddie. You won't go ahead,
go ahead, take a shot, rip it, I'll save it. Okay,
Robin Vegas, good job by Tua. He sounds liberated after
getting his bag. Not a softy situation, in my opinion.
Robbie knows about softies.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
He said, Yeah, while Robbie catching astray.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Already, he's not even here.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
WoT he's down the hall drinking water he must have
found sitting from my line of sight. Yeah, you said, yeah,
did any Dodger pitchers have Tommy john again?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
On?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Did they make it through a day without Tommy Johnson tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Maybe? After going seven shutout innings?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
He says, I was listening the night to the Dodger
postgame show that that punk fast say, Okay, some guy
calls up ripping the training staff and he defends him
every if you want the Dodgers, when you fire every
one of those people, like, it's complete negligence for the
entire pitching staff and it's not their fault. Oh yeah, okay, right, please,
(22:52):
it's ridiculous. Mallard prop guy right, since says ten out
of ten on the Mallard monologue yet again. However, I
think many of us that we might be experiencing our
first opening monologue focused on weed man, hippie. When you
open with we begin in South Beach, I became a
little concerned about our friends well being.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yeah, we're okay.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Go have a glass of water. Agua nah yuck.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, anyway, it is the Ben Malar Show. As we
are rolling on through the overnight people upset. The outrageous
take of the night Ozzie was from Western Australia's Listening Live.
He says water is the main ingredient in beer.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Ya Feme in Chicago says eight to ten glasses of
water a day, You'll love.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
It maybe a year.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I mean I'm constantly filling like that's what I do.
I fill up my water, like when getting ready for
the show water water people. Oh, I'm such a member
of the When I was told because I was very
big when I when I learned that I was part
of my problem.
Speaker 10 (24:02):
Very famous obviously clearly, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
But when I.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Learned, when I learned it was like the amount of
calories and like soda pop. I was like, oh man,
so you're telling me I can drink water, and then
I won't. I'll have water weight, but I won't have
like you know what's crazy.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
It was Danny g who told me about his sugar
diet that he went on, and I looked up how
much sugar was in one soda. One sugar has three
times more soda than your.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Daily Emmett, your daily requirement having a stroke, Scrooge points out,
(24:46):
are we going to overlook the fact that Robbie the
Marina fat is actually drinking water? All right, that's you.
That's a shot. How dairy is Scrooge? You're sure a schmuck.
Crying Craig wrights In says water is one of my
favorite beverages. I need as much water as possib But
because I cry so much, it's crying Craig.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
He does lose a lot of water that way.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
So being a Seattle sports fans a lot of reasons
to cry. Evan the depressed Mariner fan, he writes in.
Evan says, Eddie, not drinking water enough water can lead
to kidney stones.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yeah about that, I've heard that.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, all it takes a couple of kidney stones. You'll
be you'll be guzzling water.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
You've never had a kidney stone?
Speaker 10 (25:28):
No, wow, with your lack of water, I'm shocked.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
How about a gulf stone.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
I'm an amazing person.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Golfstone?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Gall bladder issue? How do you not have gall bladder issues?
You're you're amazing, said random. Ryan in Carolina writes this.
How about an airflyer? Air friar, air friar, I've got
one for you.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Wait, well, we had one for Lorraina, but we gave
it to Iowa Sam, that bastard, and yeah, ran off
the day shift with it.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Well, it was originally for Roberto and then he quit.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Also token of friendship and welcome to the show. How
did that work out?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, Lorena, when you quit, we'll give you an air frayer.
How about oh yeah, okay, you.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Should have gave it to Lorena.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
We should have.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, there was a way I could do that.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I would retroactively go back.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
And you know, if I had an air fire here,
I would make you guys baked potatoes every night.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
I was Sam, ever make us baked potatoes? Hell?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
No, Now, Robbie and the Mariner fan did offer to
bring food, but I didn't know what you guys want.
Son We can send him out on a food run
if you want. He has no car, but he can walk.
He won't get mugged. I won't get mugged.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
R walk.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
No one's gonna mug Robbie. Look at him, he's gonna
kill somebody.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
He won't.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Robbie's a He's a tyrant out there. No one's gonna
mess with him.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
What I gotta do?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
What runs wild?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Aren't you?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Steven wrightes in, He says, what kind of weirdo doesn't
like water? I'm not drinking sparkling water ten calories? Uh,
he says in one leader from from Steve. Even Jay
Dot in Utah rites and he says, I drink at
least four of these a night at work. You're you're tripping,
my dude, you need more water. Well, we know Jay Dot,
(27:01):
we've met Jay Dot. I think he drinks other things
as well. I think he supplements supplements his water with
other things. Now, speaking of drinking, a prolific drinker on
this show is in Rhode Island. He's retired now, but
he just probably didn't drink water either. Let's say hello
to red Breast Paul in Rhode Island. Hello, Red Breast Paul.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I miss you to Do you drink water?
Speaker 11 (27:27):
Yes, I do. I drink enough bulcohol to make up
the difference right now.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I was told by one of our listeners on the
sports of that you called in the other day. Somebody
said somebody sent an email you called into Felger and Mas,
which is like the most popular state you know show
on the station. Is that correct one? But you got
cut off on the show. They didn't give you a
lot of airtime.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Is that accurate?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yes? They did.
Speaker 11 (27:50):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Because they're because they're good. Yeah, all right, I got
there and they got.
Speaker 11 (27:55):
Their ratings, so they don't really need me to call in.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Are you saying we don't have ratings?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Are you saying that we are pathetic and that we
needed You just took a shot at me?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
How dare you redrest? Paul? Put a shock in your mouth?
Speaker 11 (28:07):
No, son of a gun?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Anyway, thank you for not cursing.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
No, Ben, you don't need ratings, of course. Not the
other great radio of king in here in the east.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Coat that's right, Dominate, Eddy, dominate. Who else do you
get people to show up in a rain event? There
in Boston? We had a big crowd. Blind Scott Man,
a blind guy walked down the street with his dog
in the rain to hang out with me for twenty minutes.
Speaker 11 (28:35):
My god, listen, Ben, what what your buddy there? Who
punch boy quarterback for Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Tua too, Yeah to a tongue of all he wants,
he wants love, he wants lost.
Speaker 11 (28:49):
Listen, Hawaiian punch boy. Let let me say something for
Brian Florish. Okay, And I'm not thinking about the roomy rule,
whatever you want to call it. The guy it took
three years for Brian to get the Fishheads in the playoffs.
Three years, okay, so's he's not a bad coach at all. Okay,
(29:14):
But I'm gonna say this, the reason why this kid
got his money was because they think they're going to
take this division over. Well, you're not going to get
past the raging bull in Buffalo. Okay. And by the way,
mister rogers that he was the warden in the Lion's
(29:36):
Division my second team, because I know that my first
team is the Patriots and we're rebuilding, and I think.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
We're going to rebuilding.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
His code for sucking out loud is you know that's
what that is I mean, got terrible, Paul. I think
you could play right guard for the Patriots right now, Paul,
that's the problem, completely inebriate you. But you at right
guard and then left guard. We could put a bottle
of red breast and that would be better than what
they have.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Listen, how much how much you drink?
Speaker 8 (30:07):
How much?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
You don't sound like you're drinking that much.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
To me, No light night for you. You run, you retire.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You got to save your money for the weekend.
Speaker 11 (30:16):
No, I don't save no money. I got plenty of money.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
You loaded, you had, you make your money.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Well, you just get to your pens and.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Your good union job, right, I know, good union job.
Speaker 11 (30:26):
Well, you know what what next thing? You know is
this the pictures are rebuilding and you're repeating yourself no, yes,
and and you know that's going to be uh. Brossette
and Milton and this kid May. We probably won't need
a quarterback for the next five years. We got three quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
You need a quarterback right now. Actually, you don't have
a quarterback because you don't know whether make and play.
And Brissette stinks, so you don't have a ques.
Speaker 11 (30:54):
No, Brossett doesn't stink. You don't pay a backup quarterback.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
He's got a Bokay, yes, listen, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Okay, I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Can I go?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I go away.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Thank you, Red breast, Paul, blind Scott, clean this up.
Blind Scott.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Please you drink? Did you drink water?
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (31:16):
I can't believe you took that call. I can't believe
you took that colle call. He's the worst caller in
the sports tub. It will they take up, hold on,
hold on, Okay, but up here now, when they take
Paul call on the sports tub, they hang up on
him immediately and say they're not taking you to the cup.
Speaker 13 (31:33):
I drink.
Speaker 12 (31:34):
I drink electro lights tubs, sugar free electro lights with
a bottle of water. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Oh yeah, I need that.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
The key is to the sugar free electrolytes because a
lot of the electrolytes have sugar in.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I don't get it.
Speaker 13 (31:45):
Hey, you see that guy sitting in the back studio, Robbie.
He was doing the same thing to me that Mark
the full name guy was doing. He was taking photos
of me and call me off types of names. He
doesn't realize I could I could sue him and make
him pay for my legal fees for defamation.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Dude, Wow, I don't know about it.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I don't know about Okay, all right, I don't know
all about that.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
That's between YouTube. But thank you, all right, jeezh.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
A pirate's life for you. Big news in the business
of sport. The NFL and their partner you see this YouTube,
announced they're going to put the Sunday Ticket all the
games in the NFL available on the Apple App Store.
You can watch the games on your iPad or iPhone.
How much do you think that's gonna cost? You see
(32:33):
the price.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Point on this.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Anybody know how much do you think that's gonna cost?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Take a guess? You got a number in your head?
Speaker 10 (32:42):
What do you think you really want me to guess? Yeah,
go ahead, twelve hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
It's a terrible guest. That's an Eddie Garcia.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I guess turn off.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
You might guess like walk out of the room.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Guess yeah, the answer.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Since Lorander ruined a game YouTube, putting the Sunday Ticket
on the Apple App Store to watch the games, it'll
cost you six hundred and eighty dollars. I was not
far off.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Wait a minute, I'm I'm confused though, Yeah, what do
you mean they're putting it on the app Store.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Because the only way to watch it right now would
be on the YouTube TV, which is different than the
iPhone or iPad.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
Yeah, but you can get you can watch YouTube TV
on your iPhone or iPad.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
They say, to that, bundle it with the NFL Red Zone.
It'll be seven hundred and forty dollars sweet, Like, are
they just asking people to watch the games illegally? Is
that what they're doing here?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
They say?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Here, you know, go ahead, I bought Sunday ticket.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
You did, yep, but I bought it, like, you know,
six months ago when it was one hundred dollars off.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I'm planning on going to a fair amount of games
this year, hopefully so. And Eddie sent me some Russian
websites that he likes, so those like those big support Love.
He hates water, but he loves the Russians. He loves
the Russian websites there clearly, yeah, Yafimi said, this is
what plastered Paul sounded like to it. Wow, you feme me,
(34:14):
that's a low blow. Matt the Warrior Raider fan with
the red breast Paul counter He points out listen, he
said five times, and okay six times. Now art puffin
red breast. Paul is a buster, Bill's ball washer. Also,
the Patriots will suck as long as he lives. So
(34:36):
there go fins. That's Rhode Island, Paul. I'm very kind,
very very kind. Chipping the in the Q says, I'm
sure Paul drinks lots of water. Of course he drinks
lots of Scotch, with a lot of scotches. Well, it
is the Bean Malar show. Time now for the who
am I? Game?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
And here we go.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Amari Cooper of the Cleveland Browns and me are the
only players to have three two hundred yard receiving games
with three different teams. Again, Mary Cooper playing for Cleveland
right now and me the only only two players to
have three two hundred yard receiving games with three different teams.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Who am I? The answer?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Next?
Speaker 6 (35:20):
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Speaker 5 (35:32):
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Speaker 2 (35:53):
I gotta tell you, Garcia, you're missing out.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
The water is.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I feel like I got my holiday bonus. They haven't
come as holiday years, but I feel like this is
a holiday. No no, no aftertaste. It's delicious, it's the
perfect temperature.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Dear god, it's good.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I mean, chef's kiss, all right, chef's kiss. It is
the cherry on the cake. And I don't even like cherry.
But that's a that's the saying.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
So you're over.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
You know what it is.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
It's an extra dinner roll. It's that good extra buttered
dinner roll. Wonder even Cooper grees it's an upgrade. It's
an upgrade.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
I'm sure it's an upgrade. That doesn't mean it's.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
You know, you're making the other water, drinking that water
for twenty years, and it's got this aftertaste, and I
was like, I'll just deal with it. You know, it's
a little flavoring for the water, but this has no aftertaste.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
This is this is a kreml krem water. All Right,
I gotta pay off the who am I?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Game?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
And let's do that right about now.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
So Amari Cooper of the Browns and me are the
only two players to have three two hundred yard receiving
games with three different teams, meaning they did it for
three different teams.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
That is the who am I?
Speaker 6 (37:01):
Game?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Who am I?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
The question? Let's see who else do we we have?
Page down here?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Captain Planet Guests by Cowboy Killer Ravishing, Rick Rude from Robin, Vegas,
Ty Reek Hill from Econ Rosild, Minnesota. Kevin Elster guess
by mister nice guy. I actually knew him little bit
when he played with the Dodgers at the end of
his career. A good, good dude to hang out with,
drink beers and tell baseball stories. A courtesy flusher going
with Haja Clinton Dix is his answer. King Roy says,
(37:31):
Woke Garcia is the answer. Phil mccontney guest by I
forty Ian Harry Hood from alf The Alien of Pinter,
what's that you da.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Let's go with former Pittsburgh Steeler John Stalworth.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
All Right, that is incorrect. It's also not Demi Lovato,
who's thirty two today? The correct answer, Torello, it's Teo,
the Hall of Famer. That's my cornerback. That's my cornerback.
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