August 4, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about the weekend events surrounding Micah Parsons demanding a trade from the Cowboys, what the chances are that Jerry Jones would actually trade him, Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel speaking out against Tyreek Hill's criticism of the team, and more!
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And oh what fun we're having.
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We kick off the brand new week here on the
powerful microphones of Fox Sports Radio, and here in hour
number one. How do you process the weekend events around
Micah Parsons and the many issues a trade demand Jerry
Jones commentary with the Cowboys. We'll break it all down. Also,
what are the odds that Jerry Jones ends up eventually
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doing the unthinkable and doing a one point eighty and
saying bye bye and trading Micah Parsons.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Also, Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel was not was not pleased
with wide receiver Tyreek hills public criticism of his team's offense,
saying that he reported.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
News that wasn't news.
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So what does that signify to you? We'll go all
of those avenues and some other avenues right now here
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And if you have not been following along, there have
been some new developments over the weekend, and we got
you covered.
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We got no life, we got no life. We got
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Speaker 1 (03:03):
So since we last chatted behind these powerful booming microphones
of Fox Sports Radio, Micah Parsons, we know he had
publicly requested a departure. He wanted a one way ticket
out of town. He requested a trade Cowboy legends. Over
the weekend taking positions backing Micah Parsons publicly, there was
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much angst directed at Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones advised the
Cowboy fan to not lose any sleep, and don't do that.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
We never lose any sleep. We're up all night anyway,
so it doesn't matter. We don't lose any sleep. So
let us discuss the question for the esteem panel.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The question is this, how do you process the weekend
events around Micah Parsons and the issues with the Dallas
Cowboys So I've got.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
My thoughts on this.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I've got coupon book, crypto scam, and catapaulted, and we'll
combine all these things together and we're gonna make some
cinnamon roll cookies, is what we're gonna make. We're gonna
bake those up and we'll put those.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
In the oven and then we'll take them out, we'll
eat them and it'll be wonderful, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So a my first thought on this is it continues
what I call the paint by numbers formula. Do you
understand what I'm saying, the paint by numbers formula. So,
Jerry Jones loves turning the routine contract neutiation on into
a full blown.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Circus under the big top.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Right, there's elephants over there, there's clowns over there. We've
got for some reason, there's some kind of rhino. I
don't know what that's all about. He can't help himself.
And I'm there for it. Listen, my talk show host,
I'm there for it. He literally said, right when it
gets slow around here. In the past, Jerry has said,
I'll stir it up. It's all about the spotlight. It's
all about the spot It's like his personal hobby. Some
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people go to hobby lobby and they build stuff. Now, now,
Jerry Jones, this is his hobby and he's good at it.
It's the game. What's in the gate, it's the game.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Michael Parsons' trade request is not authenticated, it's not legitimate.
It's not a serious, serious trade request. It's more frustration.
Annoyance is what it is. And it's all part of
the theater. Not that kind of theater. It's leverage theater.
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Is what I call leverage theater. So Michael Parsons is
mad at the way this is getting drawn out. At
least that's the perception out there that he's things have
installed and they thought they had something worked out back
in March, and here we are in August and nothing
has gotten done. And so he took some shots. He
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took some shots at the Cowboys and whatnot. But let's
be clearer, just between me and you, MICHAEH. Parsons does
not actually want out. He doesn't. Every man, woman and
child knows this. He does not actually want to leave
the Dallas Cowboys. He just doesn't want to be you
by Jerry Jones behind Clubsedars, doesn't want it right now.
This is the classic rule of drama. We've often talked
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about this over my time behind these microphones. It's right
out of also the Anchorman playbook What Happened over the
Weekend Boy? That escalated quickly, as Ron Burger he taught
me years ago in that old movie. But Michael Parsons
goes from I love the fans. I love the fans.
I love them, I love them, I love them. I
want to be here. I want to be here to
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I want out.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
He turns on a dime. All right, twenty four hours.
You know what that is.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That is professional wrestling, That is WWE heel turn.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
So what happened? All right? So did Jerry Jones. I'm
trying to think what credebit did?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Jerry Jones at some point say hey, Micah, here's the
latest offer, just between me and you. I'm gonna offer
you a coupon book of some discount codes to the
Cowboy Team shop instead of money. So I'll give you
the coupon book. You can go in there and get
a Cowboy souvenir koozie. You can get up pajamas with
my face on it. It'd be just really cool. Everyone
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loves that stuff. We sell the Cowboy Team shop. What's
not the like mark? Come on, you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Uh so?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
And Jerry Jones he also knows at this point in
the story that Michael Parsons isn't going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
He isn't going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And he said, he said in himself, right, he said
it himself. He said, don't lose sleep over. This is
what the quote going around from Jerry Jones over the weekend.
Now that is code. That's a dog whistle, dog whistle
code for it. We've got him. He's not going to
actually do anything that's going to hurt the team here.
He's too valuable to walk. He'll cave in eventually. We
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just got to stay strong. So Jerry's out there playing
some poker and he is his best card in the
house there. Michaeh Parsons is just bluffing, just like that.
He's bluffing, and Jerry knows now, Jerry Jones knows it. However,
you've got the low information fiend passionately screaming pay Micah
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pay Michaeh a training camp there in Oxnard. You've got
legendary Cowboy players of years gone by, who are publicly
taking sides, and so it's creating this chaotic cloud over
the cowboys, this chaotic cloud. And regardless though Jerry does
love it, he loves the chaos cloud.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's a really good cloud for the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
There.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
And you think he's stressed. You think Jerry Jones is
sitting there and he's really stressed. Oh man, I'm just
putting on an actor.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
No, no way.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
In fact, I'll bet you dollars to nonuts that Jerry
Jones is sipping some Johnny Walker blue on his yacht
off the Pacific from Oxnard there and he's watching all
these talking heads discuss and debate the Dallas Cowboys and
Michael Parson. He's got it on mute and he's got
subtitles on. He's watching it in the background. He's like,
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oh man, we nailed it. We absolutely nailed it. Look
at this coverage. Oh man, I'm getting a He's all excited. Right,
this is great coverage. Right, it's noise, it's drama, it's Dallas.
That's what they do in Jerry Jones until his last breath.
In this mortal coil, Jerry Jones is the director, the producer,
and the lead actor. Of the longest running soap opera
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in the NFL. Dallas Cowboys are always always about the
Dallas Cowboys. And I'm not sure what year the Simpsons started.
I know Jerry took ownership I think in eighty nine,
and so the Cowboy drama has been on since eighty nine.
The Simpsons about that time, give or take. I think
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around at exact time, maybe even earlier than that. And
the Simpsons is the longest running show on television. But
the Dallas Cowboys, for what they do in terms of
soap opera boom, all right now page two. By the way,
I'm told the voice in my head tells me that
the Simpsons started in nineteen eighty nine. So that does
mean that the Cowboys and the Simpsons. You have the
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longest soap opera soap oper the Cowboys, and you have
the Simpsons, the longest running cartoon. All right, anyway, So
turning the pace, So what are the now? I I'm
of the position that there will be no trade. There
is going to be a deal. I maintain my position
that this week worked out, there'll be a Jay Glazer
story that pops up on the NFL on Fox pregame show,
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right before the start of the season, saying.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
They've worked out a deal at the eleventh hour.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Micah Parson is going to sign a record setting contract
with the Dallas Cowboys. However, for the purposes of talk radio,
what are the odds that Jerry Jones ends up eventually
doing a one pint eighty on Micah Parsons and that
I'm wrong and you're wrong, and the person over there
is wrong, and Michah Parsons ends up being packaged somewhere else.
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So the Mallor of sports book odds, as you know,
these are the odds of record, the Malor of sportsbook
odds plus two thousand that Michaeh Parsons eventually gets traded.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Now that is not zero. That is not zero.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That implies a less than five percent chances, slightly less
than five percent chance that Michael Parsons is repackaged somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Now, how would that work? How would that work?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So Michael Parsons was someone that was singing Kumbaya with
Jerry Jones for the first couple of years of his career.
Now they're talking about money, so they're fighting all that.
But the way it would work, Parsons has in the
eyes of Jerry Jones the wrong agent, which is any agent,
and Jerry hates agents. He especially appears to have a
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strong distaste for David mula Getta, the agent for Michael Parson.
So Jerry, here's the name mula Getta, right, that's Michael
Parson's agent. And he thinks that's gotta be some kind
of crypto scheme or something like that. You know, he's
an old guy. I don't know what this is. And
so mula Getta thinks he's reinvented how agents do business.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Right, he's the smartest guy in the room. And maybe
he is. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I never heard of the got couple of years ago,
and all of a sudden he got that sleezeball Deshaun Wattson.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
All that money.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Well everyone knew he was a sleezeball, and Mullagedto was
able to convince the dummies in Cleveland to set a
record amount of guaranteed money. So who knows this guy,
David Mullagedt. It might be the smartest guy in the
room anyway, So Jerry Mulligeda thinks he's cracked the system,
and Jerry just says there is no cracking of the system.
I am the system, and that's it. So you have
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this urinating match, flexing muscles.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And Jerry's of course got to remind you whose name
is on the deed to the Dallas Cowboys and all
that stuff. So what would the return be in that
hypothetical demension where Micah Parsons were to be relocated?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
So you're not just flipping.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You're not flip flopping the guy for a couple of
second round picks and journeyman defensive back.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's not how this would work.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And under that scenario, Jerry Jones will stand up with
his megaphone, as Jerry is known to do at a
news conference, and he will first of all say I
did not want to trade Micah, but Micah left me
no choice.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
He wanted out.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
We got some value in return for Micah, and we're
excited about these picks. We think there'll be good players.
We love young defensive players, and we don't know who
we're gonna pick, but some guy from East North Southwest
University we think very exciting, very very exciting. But the
only way to make the trade is for Micah Parsons
to fully burn the house down. So what he did
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with that opening salvo, did not burn the house down
like I'm talking a full blown, all right, full blown
social media sports terrorism. The more than just cryptic posts
on Instagram liking comments about the Philadelphia Eagles and wanting
to play for the Philadelphia Eagles unfollowing the team. Of course,
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the nuclear option. There's a couple of ways to go
about this, but guess what he might Micah already asked
for a trade, So he already asked for a trade,
so he just cracked the.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Door open a little bit. It seems like a.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Faux ask at this particular point in time, and Jerry
just has to walk through it. I'm not gonna do
it now, and doesn't have to do it now. There's
no reason to do it. The season starts in a month,
and at that point, that's when it gets real. In
terms of what would actually come back to the Dallas Cowboys.
He's saying you start the starting point would be at
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least not one, but two first round draftings, which would
make a lot of sense for a team that is
likely going to be picking near the bottom. If you're
in Kansas City, for example, under this hypothetical multiverse, if
you're a team like the Chiefs, And you know, for
the next concept couple of years, because of Mahomes and
Andy Reid, you're going to be one of the better
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teams in the NFL. Even if you go down a
little bit, you're still gonna be one of the.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Better teams in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So why would you not trade two first round picks
to get a twenty six Oh yeah, pay him, but
to get a guy who's in his twenties, who's good,
but who knows if he plays well in big games.
He hasn't done that yet. So a team like that
would make sense. A team like that would make sense.
And so you know, it's not so much about the
picks or whatever in this case, it would be about
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the power for Jerry Jones. And if you cross Jerry Jones,
if you get on the bad side of Jerry Jones,
if you do that, you pay the price.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
And Jerry's not gonna.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Let some agent, some Weasley agent with a weird last name,
dictate terms in his building because he's the Dallas cowboy,
you know, same old cowboys, always chasing the shadows, the ghosts,
the Poulter guys to the nineteen nineties cowboys and it's
not the multiverse in this case, it's the Jerry Verse.
It's the Jerry Verse there, and a trade is not likely. Again,
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not likely, but it is not impossible either. And we're
going less than five percent in the multiverse. There's always
a dimension in the multiverse which is a been off
of the Jerry Verse. There's always a dimension where Micah
Parsons is repackaged. Uh, and he's he's repackaged for some
some some berries, some apples, uh, some some strawberries, apples,
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and then you're throw in like maybe I don't know
what else could you throw in there? A cantelope, like
a nice cantilope?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Shere? Whenna all right? Now, last word?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Here we go to Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
The sound of the day. We have audio. Here's Mike
McDaniel coming now.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Tyreek Hill the other day broke down why he thought
the Dolphins should not feature the they're running back there,
they're they're generally they're starting running back in the short
yarded situation.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Well, here's the.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Head coach commenting on the defensive or the lack of
defense of the mouth of Tyreek Kill.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Tilas I thought it was a genius supporting by Tyreek
seeing how we had a short yardist period that very
day that you guys, you guys were in attended for,
and his suggestion was, I guess congruent with coach Stutentsville.
That's exactly how he we wrapped the backs in that
shortyard period that very day. But we thought it was
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funny that he reported the news that wasn't news on
that practice day, in that short yardage period that you
guys were all there too for.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, all right, So that's that's Mike McDaniel. It's sound
of a lot to me.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Mike McDaniel, the Dolphin head coach, not pleased with Tyreek
Hill and the public critique of the Dolphin short yardage package, saying,
as you heard there, he reported news.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
That wasn't news. So what does this signify to you?
What does it signify to you?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
So translation from the coach who sounded like he just
put his long down. Shut up Tyreek. That's what he
wanted to say. He didn't say that, but that's what
he wanted to say. You don't get just get speed
when you have Tyreek Hill. You don't just get the speed.
You don't do that. It's the all inclusive Tyreek experience,
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the all inclusive Tyreek experience, which is not just speed.
You get the drama, you get the sound bites, you
get controversy. On Aisle five, there's a spell on Asle five,
there's some controversy. It's like a hard rock hotel meets TMZ.
You have a child, and it's Tyreek Hill right over there.
One minute he's torching a defensive back for a touchdown
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and dancing and prancing and having a fine time, and
the next he's torching his own team. The fact that
he's still there, I continue to be fascinated, the fact
that he is still hanging out at good old Miami
front office, the coaching staff. Tyreek wanted out, He's at
a point in his career where this is likely going
to go real bad, and.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
The Dolphins kept him around. It's wild, right, and.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
So it continues to be a tinder box of a
situation for the doll Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
And we've seen this movie.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Hundreds of times in the last twenty years in the NFL.
The moment Tyreek kills forty times, the moment it drops
just a little bit a.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Tenth of a second. The moment goes down about a
tenth of a second.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
He's getting catapulted out of Miami like an ejector seat
on a fighter jet in the Air Force. It's just
hit the eject button and see you later, Bye bye,
bye bye.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And Mike McDaniel knows it. Everyone knows it. Right.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
You're done, You're gone, see you later. They're not keeping
you around for sentimental value. That's not how the words.
It's Bill Parcells one oh one, old school NFL. When
the production outweighs the aggravation, you keep him. When the
aggregation outweighs the production, you say bye bye and you
get rid of him, just like that. And it's a
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simple malor math, simple malar math, and Tyreek working on
a deficit. Right now at this moment, you can tell
McDaniel's annoyed, although he always seems like he's he's medicating himself,
so he's not too annoyed. He's got that passive aggressive
nerd rage bubbling up as much as it can trying
to get through the weed haze under the service and
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all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
But that bottom line here, Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Is great until he's not and and then that's it.
And if he's not, then the Dolphins are going to
throw him, throw him overboard, and throw him out, much
like you would throw rotten milk out of your refrigerator
because it's starting to smell up everything they're in said refrigerator.
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We'll take some calls. You're you missed the announcement on
the Friday show. I was worried there was some changing.
Apparently there is no changing that I had heard rumors
over the weekend there might be a change, but I'm
now told there is no change. So we are planning
a Malor meet and greet. The next Malor meet and
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we have a date. We don't yet have a venue.
We do not yet have a venue, but Slug the
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It'd be Saturday, August twenty third, likely in the afternoon.
We normally do these things in the afternoon around a
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venue to be determined.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You might even end up being outside of the fountain. Yeah,
maybe we'll just hang out with mouthwash Mike Wall drink
on the sidewalk. Why not, we'll go We'll just go swimming.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We'll just all jump into the bellagio and just swim together.
They can't arrest all of us. Come on, No, I'm kidding. Ah,
maybe I'm not.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I don't know. So anyway, that is the deal on this.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And I said, well, we've been today's your fourth of
August show, and that's less than three weeks away.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. We will
have a venue, hopefully the next couple of days we'll
have a venue. But either way we're gonna be there.
We'll give you the.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Location here and we'll settle all that and come on down.
We had a wild Mallard meet meet the last time.
We had people flying from all over the place to
the last one we did in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
So hopefully you'll be able to come out and hang out. Now.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
My advice if you're not a normal Vegas visitor is
to stay off the strip.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You don't have to pay for parking.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
There's some hotels also, you can look up the hotels
that don't have resort fees.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I'd recommend that if you.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Want to save some money, you usually have to stay
off the strip, and then you can go into the strip,
and there's ways you can do it to save some money.
A lot of our people, Lorena, they're working two or
three jobs here. We got hard We're not like those
daytime people that have one job.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
And that's it life. You know, get a real charge.
I hear for you boys and girls. You got lots
of gigs.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
You got you gotta have money coming in, multiple streams
of income to pay the bills and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
So I appreciate that. Let's not forget what's that work hard,
play harder.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Exactly, and what better way to play than hang out
with us hack Yeah yeah, absolutely, come on baby yeah, Vegas.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
So we'll be there hanging out. Check that out.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And a very happy birthday as well if you go
back to the early days of Fox Sports Radio means
you're getting old. But very happy birthday to the oldest
living member of the Fox Sports Radio Alumni Association. Remember
when I was a young lad, young lad working here
at Fox Sports Radio in the early days and the
two thousand NFL season and in the green room hanging
(27:07):
out breaking down NFL games on the weekend was Marv Levy,
the old coach of the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And I saw over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You see this, Marv Levy celebrated his one hundred birthday.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
How about that, old man, Yeah, that's wild. In that
great Marvel Levy.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
This guy was in the Super Bowl every year in
the early nineties, never won it with the Buffalo Bills.
But the wonderful tip of the old microphone to Marv Levy,
who could not have been a nicer gentleman when he
when I ran across in he.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Was really old then, So I mean that's wild. I
would love to be old. He was seventy. I'm thinking
about it like he was seventy.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Five when I met him, when he worked here years
and now he's one hundred and he's still going. And
the reason he's still going little guy, little skinny guy, cause.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
He's tiny, little skinny guy. I think that's why. Yes,
I think if you're a little skinny guy, you'll live longer.
And women too. If you're there's a short but you'll
live forever.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Lorena, you're you're, you're thin right here on the fence,
you'll live forever.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Uh, that's my theory.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Like you don't you go to these old timers homes,
you don't see a lot of like big people.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You don't see a lot of tall people. Uh, you know. So,
but happy birthday to Marvel Eve one hundred years old.
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
So I'm sure he had a fine celebrationion you know
who's also getting up there old. But he Jim Mora
who worked here, and Jim just celebrated, I believe, his
ninetieth birthday and he worked. Yeah, he's famous for playoffs.
Playoffs and we couldn't do Diddley poo.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
We could not do Diddley poo.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
A couple of great sound bites iconic sound bites in
the world of sports media, coaching, tirades and rants and
whatnot over the years. Uh see, Timothy says, we need
to come to Tucson, so I will have to do
a Tucson.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I mean, are you putting that together? Timothy? Are you
gonna put a Tucson meet and greet together? No, you're not.
You're not doing that. Playoffs. Don't talk about it. Playoffs.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I love these guys that are like, hey, you need
to come to my town, and then even when we
show up to your town, you don't show up, like
show up no, Because I was remember I went to Charleston.
We have this guy Jerome and Charleston who calls up
and complains about everything. So I was in Charleston because
my niece was graduating from college there and so we
were down there. So I did a mallor meet and greet,
which was a lot of fun. We had a good
(29:28):
turnout and whatnot. And Jerome, who literally lives in Charleston,
said I'm not going. I offered to buy him food
and he still wouldn't show up in his backyard.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
So there is that.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
King Roy says, my first my condolence is on the
news on the Fifth Hour podcast. Kind of figured Poppy
gave it the kiss of death. Yeah, Poppy, he would
have been picked up without Poppy for sure. Let's see
here and now, is it true that that Looney is
going trying to get his own spin off show in
Canada named Looney Versus the Tuney? Yes, I think that's
(30:01):
that's in the effort. It's in development. It's in development
with TSN. We're gonna see if that's clever name. Yeah,
Parito writes in he says, I think a great Netflix
show would be Antonio Brown, Tyreek Hill, Pacman Jones and
a few other NFL washouts in a house together like
that Big Brother show. And now that would be entertaining.
(30:24):
Janelle Hill could moderate, he says, that'll be a blockbuster. Yeah,
he says, all right, might be dripping with some sarcasm. Here.
A lot of people asking where is Andre the dog?
Andrea's dog? Willis rather where is Andrea? If they think
that's that's fake, Let's see here. Super Marcus Steve says
(30:44):
first Off Days of Our Lives has run for fifty
nine years and has signed up all the way through
sixty one season, So that's the longest running soap opera
of all time.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Super Mark Stevens. He's just a schmuck, isn't he, Supermarket Steve,
He's always got to be right, He's just an a hole. Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Secondly, I'm surprised Blake Snell gagging isn't your first monologue.
Now I'm saving my next Blake Snell monologue for a
he's suffering from some from soreness in his elbow. That'll
be my next Blake Snell monologue. Just in time for
the playoffs. Snap crackle pop. Benito, the long suffering cowboy fan, says,
(31:23):
Jerry Biden Jones is gonna ruin the team?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
What a joke? Just sign Parsons. So he says, all right,
very very nice and pretty sure. General Hospital is actually
the longest running soap opera.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Well you take that up with Supermarket Steve. Terry in England,
says it. Ben given the latest meet and greet, can
you ask a Cooper Lorena to let us see the
menu for their secret dinner? Oh yes, exactly. Let's go
to the phone. Let's go to Roami in Indy. What's
going on?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Roamy?
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, mister Ben Malin. I would love to
start my call with a pullem to the great bend mallet.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
This listen. I will be quiet. Everyone quiet, let's allow.
I love poetry, as you know. I'm a big fan
of the archery. Here we go. That's clear the way.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
This is Romey Andy with some late night overnight poetry.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Here we go. Benny one, Benny too, Benny, Benny. We
love you, Benny No, Benny Yes, Benny, Benny want to
be mess Thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I'm gonna cry. I'm emotion. I'm emotional. I'm emotional. I
feel like we should snap for that. Roses are red
and I can do poetry better than you can. Yeah,
that's good. What Roman.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Thank you, thank you for your show, thank you for
the rainer, thank you for you, thank you for sitting up.
It made a big blow hard that you are, that
you are, and that you will be for years to come.
I remember you with Jaren kay kk.
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Yes we go way back, me and KK. I was
one on the original shows that I did here.
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Yes, I've known you putting back and that's my fact.
I was the one that put diapers on you back.
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Oh my god, I was a little boy.
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I was pupping my diaper and.
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Row me and someday I'll be old and then be
pooping my diaper again.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
It's amazing. Yes, yes, thank you, all right, thank you what.
I love you all right, big fan, thank you? Going
all right bye. Here's a roamy hey, roses are red
violets of blue. You're gonna have a palm. It might
as well be about you.
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Here you go, all right, Roman, grabble vine. It's roamy
from the jungle. He called in there absolutely all seven
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We go to Major League Baseball and we stop out
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get it done against the White Socks.
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more hits, eight or more extra base hits through seven
career Big League games. Again, someone named Warming Bernabelle of
the Rockies joined me as the second player in the
modern era to have fourteen or more hits, eight or
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Who am I Who? That is the question the answer.
We'll get to it and we will do it next.
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Someone named this is quite the name warming Bernabelle Warming.
Bernabelle of the Colorado Rockies joined me as the second
play the second player in the modern era to have
fourteen or more hits eight or more extra base hits
through seven career Big League games. Who am I? That
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is the question? What is the answer?
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Listen?
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Is anyone know the answer?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
We go to the great Unwashed here the hoy Ploy
and see Bobby in Florida is going with Demi Lovado
as to his answer, sidth sid the sloth from Scrooge
in the Bay Area. Shane in des Moine going with
Seattle Slough. Randomly who mister nice guy in the Bay Area,
says Ricky Weeks is the answer. Late Night drug tester
(37:39):
says Megan Markle, who's forty four today? Uh, lives up
there in Santa.
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Barbara, Hey where the white women act?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Guess in Santa Barbara. B brock Lesner from King Rory,
that's his answer. Mike Aldretti from Eke never heard of Roseville, Minnesota.
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That's a good name.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I forty Ian's going with Mike Marshall, the first baseman,
not the pitcher.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Mike Marshall, that's his answer.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Andy in Line Lakes, Minnesota, he says, the answer is
val Venus old school.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
That's old school wrestling right there. Who else we have?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
We also have the great Robin Minnesota as guest by Shane.
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We've got page down here.
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Robbie the Mariner fan says Mike the Leprechaun and Blind Scott.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, nature boy answering the.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Call to the Wild, says w KRP Television Babe Lonnie
Anderson is the correct answer. Roll me the poet unless
he's not from malar prop guy. Well, the effort was
there by roll me the poet. The effort was.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
There was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, well, he's the effort, Big Lou. He's on number
two from the LBC. He says, yeah, says again, Lonnie Anderson,
boy's very happy line. She's eighty years old. She died
Sunday though days before eightieth. I did not see that,
did you. I did not see that. Lonnie Edison died
not to realize that news. Bill's monster, says Jeffrey Dahmer
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the Ohio State.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
To student, Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
That's from Derek in Buffalo, part of the Bill's mafia.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Johnny cues, going with Pete Rose. What else we have, Paige?
And that's enough? Do you have an answer, Laurader? Do
you have an answer? Yes, Ben, I think I'm gonna
go with Will from Oklahoma, Will.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
From oh I know Will, I met him. He's a
big star, Will from Ogoma. That is incorrect. He's not
our offensive line here on the mallein Militia.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
The correct answer from the nineteen seventy seven Oakland Athletics
Mitchell Page is the answer. Nice nice run in Major
League Baseball for Mitchell Page back many many years ago.
He actually passed away not that long ago, if I
remember correctly as we do.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
The death report here.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
So the jay Z story, we mentioned this earlier, just
quickly quick, right, So over the weekend, Jerry Jones use
des Bryant and Rock Nation as an example why he
does not deal with agents. He told his story, and
I'll give you the truncated story. He told the story
about how when they were negotiating the contract ten years
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ago with Dez Bryant, des Bryant, his agent jay Z said, listen,
if anything happens, there's any kind of problems with the player,
you know, you contact me and we're gonna take care
of it. That's again I'm paraphrasing. So Jerry said, okay,
And so when there were problems with Dez Bryant, he
called jay Z to get that taken care of, and
jay Z never answered the phone. He's just saying, according
(40:33):
to Jerry, he's like, that's not my problem. You got
the money, that's your problem now. And so Jerry, all
these years later, he used that as an ample. Of course,
des Bryant went ballistic, right, does are you kidding me?
How dare you you keep my name and jay Z's
name out of mouth.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Just a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, that's right,
He we go, Welcome, it's our numb or what our
number one?
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And oh what fun we're having.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
We kick off the brand new week here on the
powerful microphones of Fox Sports Radio, and here in hour
number one. How do you process the weekend events around
Micah Parsons and the many issues a trade demand Jerry
Jones commentary with the Cowboys. We'll break it all down. Also,
what are the odds that Jerry Jones ends up eventually
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doing the unthinkable and doing a one point eighty and
saying bye bye and trading Micah Parsons.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Also, Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel was not was not pleased
with wide receiver Tyreek hills public criticism of his team's offense,
saying that he reported.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
News that wasn't news.
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So what does that signify to you? We'll go all
of those avenues and some other avenues right now here
it is our are number one.
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is Jerry's world in the nerd in auxnrd Cowboy Training Camp.
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And if you have not been following along, there have
been some new developments over the weekend, and we got
you covered.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
We got no life, we got no life. We got
you covered.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So since we last chatted behind these powerful booming microphones
of Fox Sports Radio, Micah Parsons, we know he had
publicly requested a departure. He wanted a one way ticket
out of town. He requested a trade Cowboy legends. Over
the weekend taking positions backing Micah Parsons publicly, there was
(03:25):
much angst directed at Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones advised the
Cowboy fan to not lose any sleep, and don't do that.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
We never lose any sleep. We're up all night anyway,
so it doesn't matter. We don't lose any sleep. So
let us discuss the question for the esteem panel.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The question is this, how do you process the weekend
events around Micah Parsons and the issues with the Dallas
Cowboys So I've got.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
My thoughts on this.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I've got coupon book, crypto scam, and catapaulted, and we'll
combine all these things together and we're gonna make some
cinnamon roll cookies, is what we're gonna make. We're gonna
bake those up and we'll put those.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
In the oven and then we'll take them out, we'll
eat them and it'll be wonderful, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So a my first thought on this is it continues
what I call the paint by numbers formula. Do you
understand what I'm saying, the paint by numbers formula. So,
Jerry Jones loves turning the routine contract neutiation on into
a full blown.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Circus under the big top.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Right, there's elephants over there, there's clowns over there. We've
got for some reason, there's some kind of rhino. I
don't know what that's all about. He can't help himself.
And I'm there for it. Listen, my talk show host,
I'm there for it. He literally said, right when it
gets slow around here. In the past, Jerry has said,
I'll stir it up. It's all about the spotlight. It's
all about the spot It's like his personal hobby. Some
(04:51):
people go to hobby lobby and they build stuff. Now, now,
Jerry Jones, this is his hobby and he's good at it.
It's the game. What's in the gate, it's the game.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Michael Parsons' trade request is not authenticated, it's not legitimate.
It's not a serious, serious trade request. It's more frustration.
Annoyance is what it is. And it's all part of
the theater. Not that kind of theater. It's leverage theater.
(05:23):
Is what I call leverage theater. So Michael Parsons is
mad at the way this is getting drawn out. At
least that's the perception out there that he's things have
installed and they thought they had something worked out back
in March, and here we are in August and nothing
has gotten done. And so he took some shots. He
(05:45):
took some shots at the Cowboys and whatnot. But let's
be clearer, just between me and you, MICHAEH. Parsons does
not actually want out. He doesn't. Every man, woman and
child knows this. He does not actually want to leave
the Dallas Cowboys. He just doesn't want to be you
by Jerry Jones behind Clubsedars, doesn't want it right now.
This is the classic rule of drama. We've often talked
(06:08):
about this over my time behind these microphones. It's right
out of also the Anchorman playbook What Happened over the
Weekend Boy? That escalated quickly, as Ron Burger he taught
me years ago in that old movie. But Michael Parsons
goes from I love the fans. I love the fans.
I love them, I love them, I love them. I
want to be here. I want to be here to
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I want out.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
He turns on a dime. All right, twenty four hours.
You know what that is.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That is professional wrestling, That is WWE heel turn.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
So what happened? All right? So did Jerry Jones. I'm
trying to think what credebit did?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Jerry Jones at some point say hey, Micah, here's the
latest offer, just between me and you. I'm gonna offer
you a coupon book of some discount codes to the
Cowboy Team shop instead of money. So I'll give you
the coupon book. You can go in there and get
a Cowboy souvenir koozie. You can get up pajamas with
my face on it. It'd be just really cool. Everyone
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loves that stuff. We sell the Cowboy Team shop. What's
not the like mark? Come on, you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Uh so?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
And Jerry Jones he also knows at this point in
the story that Michael Parsons isn't going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
He isn't going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And he said, he said in himself, right, he said
it himself. He said, don't lose sleep over. This is
what the quote going around from Jerry Jones over the weekend.
Now that is code. That's a dog whistle, dog whistle
code for it. We've got him. He's not going to
actually do anything that's going to hurt the team here.
He's too valuable to walk. He'll cave in eventually. We
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just got to stay strong. So Jerry's out there playing
some poker and he is his best card in the
house there. Michaeh Parsons is just bluffing, just like that.
He's bluffing, and Jerry knows now, Jerry Jones knows it. However,
you've got the low information fiend passionately screaming pay Micah
(08:04):
pay Michaeh a training camp there in Oxnard. You've got
legendary Cowboy players of years gone by, who are publicly
taking sides, and so it's creating this chaotic cloud over
the cowboys, this chaotic cloud. And regardless though Jerry does
love it, he loves the chaos cloud.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's a really good cloud for the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
There.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
And you think he's stressed. You think Jerry Jones is
sitting there and he's really stressed. Oh man, I'm just
putting on an actor.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
No, no way.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
In fact, I'll bet you dollars to nonuts that Jerry
Jones is sipping some Johnny Walker blue on his yacht
off the Pacific from Oxnard there and he's watching all
these talking heads discuss and debate the Dallas Cowboys and
Michael Parson. He's got it on mute and he's got
subtitles on. He's watching it in the background. He's like,
(08:55):
oh man, we nailed it. We absolutely nailed it. Look
at this coverage. Oh man, I'm getting a He's all excited. Right,
this is great coverage. Right, it's noise, it's drama, it's Dallas.
That's what they do in Jerry Jones until his last breath.
In this mortal coil, Jerry Jones is the director, the producer,
and the lead actor. Of the longest running soap opera
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in the NFL. Dallas Cowboys are always always about the
Dallas Cowboys. And I'm not sure what year the Simpsons started.
I know Jerry took ownership I think in eighty nine,
and so the Cowboy drama has been on since eighty nine.
The Simpsons about that time, give or take. I think
(09:38):
around at exact time, maybe even earlier than that. And
the Simpsons is the longest running show on television. But
the Dallas Cowboys, for what they do in terms of
soap opera boom, all right now page two. By the way,
I'm told the voice in my head tells me that
the Simpsons started in nineteen eighty nine. So that does
mean that the Cowboys and the Simpsons. You have the
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longest soap opera soap oper the Cowboys, and you have
the Simpsons, the longest running cartoon. All right, anyway, So
turning the pace, So what are the now? I I'm
of the position that there will be no trade. There
is going to be a deal. I maintain my position
that this week worked out, there'll be a Jay Glazer
story that pops up on the NFL on Fox pregame show,
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right before the start of the season, saying.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
They've worked out a deal at the eleventh hour.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Micah Parson is going to sign a record setting contract
with the Dallas Cowboys. However, for the purposes of talk radio,
what are the odds that Jerry Jones ends up eventually
doing a one pint eighty on Micah Parsons and that
I'm wrong and you're wrong, and the person over there
is wrong, and Michah Parsons ends up being packaged somewhere else.
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So the Mallor of sports book odds, as you know,
these are the odds of record, the Malor of sportsbook
odds plus two thousand that Michaeh Parsons eventually gets traded.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Now that is not zero. That is not zero.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That implies a less than five percent chances, slightly less
than five percent chance that Michael Parsons is repackaged somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Now, how would that work? How would that work?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So Michael Parsons was someone that was singing Kumbaya with
Jerry Jones for the first couple of years of his career.
Now they're talking about money, so they're fighting all that.
But the way it would work, Parsons has in the
eyes of Jerry Jones the wrong agent, which is any agent,
and Jerry hates agents. He especially appears to have a
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strong distaste for David mula Getta, the agent for Michael Parson.
So Jerry, here's the name mula Getta, right, that's Michael
Parson's agent. And he thinks that's gotta be some kind
of crypto scheme or something like that. You know, he's
an old guy. I don't know what this is. And
so mula Getta thinks he's reinvented how agents do business.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Right, he's the smartest guy in the room. And maybe
he is. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I never heard of the got couple of years ago,
and all of a sudden he got that sleezeball Deshaun Wattson.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
All that money.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Well everyone knew he was a sleezeball, and Mullagedto was
able to convince the dummies in Cleveland to set a
record amount of guaranteed money. So who knows this guy,
David Mullagedt. It might be the smartest guy in the
room anyway, So Jerry Mulligeda thinks he's cracked the system,
and Jerry just says there is no cracking of the system.
I am the system, and that's it. So you have
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this urinating match, flexing muscles.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And Jerry's of course got to remind you whose name
is on the deed to the Dallas Cowboys and all
that stuff. So what would the return be in that
hypothetical demension where Micah Parsons were to be relocated?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
So you're not just flipping.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You're not flip flopping the guy for a couple of
second round picks and journeyman defensive back.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's not how this would work.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And under that scenario, Jerry Jones will stand up with
his megaphone, as Jerry is known to do at a
news conference, and he will first of all say I
did not want to trade Micah, but Micah left me
no choice.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
He wanted out.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
We got some value in return for Micah, and we're
excited about these picks. We think there'll be good players.
We love young defensive players, and we don't know who
we're gonna pick, but some guy from East North Southwest
University we think very exciting, very very exciting. But the
only way to make the trade is for Micah Parsons
to fully burn the house down. So what he did
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with that opening salvo, did not burn the house down
like I'm talking a full blown, all right, full blown
social media sports terrorism. The more than just cryptic posts
on Instagram liking comments about the Philadelphia Eagles and wanting
to play for the Philadelphia Eagles unfollowing the team. Of course,
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the nuclear option. There's a couple of ways to go
about this, but guess what he might Micah already asked
for a trade, So he already asked for a trade,
so he just cracked the.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Door open a little bit. It seems like a.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Faux ask at this particular point in time, and Jerry
just has to walk through it. I'm not gonna do
it now, and doesn't have to do it now. There's
no reason to do it. The season starts in a month,
and at that point, that's when it gets real. In
terms of what would actually come back to the Dallas Cowboys.
He's saying you start the starting point would be at
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least not one, but two first round draftings, which would
make a lot of sense for a team that is
likely going to be picking near the bottom. If you're
in Kansas City, for example, under this hypothetical multiverse, if
you're a team like the Chiefs, And you know, for
the next concept couple of years, because of Mahomes and
Andy Reid, you're going to be one of the better
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teams in the NFL. Even if you go down a
little bit, you're still gonna be one of the.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Better teams in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So why would you not trade two first round picks
to get a twenty six Oh yeah, pay him, but
to get a guy who's in his twenties, who's good,
but who knows if he plays well in big games.
He hasn't done that yet. So a team like that
would make sense. A team like that would make sense.
And so you know, it's not so much about the
picks or whatever in this case, it would be about
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the power for Jerry Jones. And if you cross Jerry Jones,
if you get on the bad side of Jerry Jones,
if you do that, you pay the price.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
And Jerry's not gonna.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Let some agent, some Weasley agent with a weird last name,
dictate terms in his building because he's the Dallas cowboy,
you know, same old cowboys, always chasing the shadows, the ghosts,
the Poulter guys to the nineteen nineties cowboys and it's
not the multiverse in this case, it's the Jerry Verse.
It's the Jerry Verse there, and a trade is not likely. Again,
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not likely, but it is not impossible either. And we're
going less than five percent in the multiverse. There's always
a dimension in the multiverse which is a been off
of the Jerry Verse. There's always a dimension where Micah
Parsons is repackaged. Uh, and he's he's repackaged for some
some some berries, some apples, uh, some some strawberries, apples,
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and then you're throw in like maybe I don't know
what else could you throw in there? A cantelope, like
a nice cantilope?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Shere? Whenna all right? Now, last word?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Here we go to Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
The sound of the day. We have audio. Here's Mike
McDaniel coming now.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Tyreek Hill the other day broke down why he thought
the Dolphins should not feature the they're running back there,
they're they're generally they're starting running back in the short
yarded situation.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Well, here's the.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Head coach commenting on the defensive or the lack of
defense of the mouth of Tyreek Kill.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Tilas I thought it was a genius supporting by Tyreek
seeing how we had a short yardist period that very
day that you guys, you guys were in attended for,
and his suggestion was, I guess congruent with coach Stutentsville.
That's exactly how he we wrapped the backs in that
shortyard period that very day. But we thought it was
(17:14):
funny that he reported the news that wasn't news on
that practice day, in that short yardage period that you
guys were all there too for.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, all right, So that's that's Mike McDaniel. It's sound
of a lot to me.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Mike McDaniel, the Dolphin head coach, not pleased with Tyreek
Hill and the public critique of the Dolphin short yardage package, saying,
as you heard there, he reported news.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
That wasn't news. So what does this signify to you?
What does it signify to you?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
So translation from the coach who sounded like he just
put his long down. Shut up Tyreek. That's what he
wanted to say. He didn't say that, but that's what
he wanted to say. You don't get just get speed
when you have Tyreek Hill. You don't just get the speed.
You don't do that. It's the all inclusive Tyreek experience,
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the all inclusive Tyreek experience, which is not just speed.
You get the drama, you get the sound bites, you
get controversy. On Aisle five, there's a spell on Asle five,
there's some controversy. It's like a hard rock hotel meets TMZ.
You have a child, and it's Tyreek Hill right over there.
One minute he's torching a defensive back for a touchdown
(18:31):
and dancing and prancing and having a fine time, and
the next he's torching his own team. The fact that
he's still there, I continue to be fascinated, the fact
that he is still hanging out at good old Miami
front office, the coaching staff. Tyreek wanted out, He's at
a point in his career where this is likely going
to go real bad, and.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
The Dolphins kept him around. It's wild, right, and.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
So it continues to be a tinder box of a
situation for the doll Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
And we've seen this movie.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Hundreds of times in the last twenty years in the NFL.
The moment Tyreek kills forty times, the moment it drops
just a little bit a.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Tenth of a second. The moment goes down about a
tenth of a second.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
He's getting catapulted out of Miami like an ejector seat
on a fighter jet in the Air Force. It's just
hit the eject button and see you later, Bye bye,
bye bye.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And Mike McDaniel knows it. Everyone knows it. Right.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
You're done, You're gone, see you later. They're not keeping
you around for sentimental value. That's not how the words.
It's Bill Parcells one oh one, old school NFL. When
the production outweighs the aggravation, you keep him. When the
aggregation outweighs the production, you say bye bye and you
get rid of him, just like that. And it's a
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simple malor math, simple malar math, and Tyreek working on
a deficit. Right now at this moment, you can tell
McDaniel's annoyed, although he always seems like he's he's medicating himself,
so he's not too annoyed. He's got that passive aggressive
nerd rage bubbling up as much as it can trying
to get through the weed haze under the service and
(20:13):
all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
But that bottom line here, Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Is great until he's not and and then that's it.
And if he's not, then the Dolphins are going to
throw him, throw him overboard, and throw him out, much
like you would throw rotten milk out of your refrigerator
because it's starting to smell up everything they're in said refrigerator.
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Woke up Ben did on Friday, very very upset with
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We'll take some calls. You're you missed the announcement on
the Friday show. I was worried there was some changing.
Apparently there is no changing that I had heard rumors
over the weekend there might be a change, but I'm
now told there is no change. So we are planning
a Malor meet and greet. The next Malor meet and
greet will be taking place in Lost Wages, Nevada, and
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we have a date. We don't yet have a venue.
We do not yet have a venue, but Slug the
hostess with the most this is going to make that happen.
It'd be Saturday, August twenty third, likely in the afternoon.
We normally do these things in the afternoon around a
happy hour. That way we can recover from the night
before and then go out and enjoy the night that night.
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So and you take you can as well. Right, you
want to hang out with us at night primetime? You
want to know, a little hangout?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Too cool for that? Now, Yeah, you don't want to.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I mean you want to do your debauchery in Vegas
before and then after and so just eat like a
little break in the middle. You can hang out with us,
and so we'd love to meet you. To be coming
up August twenty thre in Las Vegas, Nevada, at a
venue to be determined.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You might even end up being outside of the fountain. Yeah,
maybe we'll just hang out with mouthwash Mike Wall drink
on the sidewalk. Why not, we'll go We'll just go swimming.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We'll just all jump into the bellagio and just swim together.
They can't arrest all of us. Come on, No, I'm kidding. Ah,
maybe I'm not.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I don't know. So anyway, that is the deal on this.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And I said, well, we've been today's your fourth of
August show, and that's less than three weeks away.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. We will
have a venue, hopefully the next couple of days we'll
have a venue. But either way we're gonna be there.
We'll give you the.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Location here and we'll settle all that and come on down.
We had a wild Mallard meet meet the last time.
We had people flying from all over the place to
the last one we did in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
So hopefully you'll be able to come out and hang out. Now.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
My advice if you're not a normal Vegas visitor is
to stay off the strip.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You don't have to pay for parking.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
There's some hotels also, you can look up the hotels
that don't have resort fees.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I'd recommend that if you.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Want to save some money, you usually have to stay
off the strip, and then you can go into the strip,
and there's ways you can do it to save some money.
A lot of our people, Lorena, they're working two or
three jobs here. We got hard We're not like those
daytime people that have one job.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
And that's it life. You know, get a real charge.
I hear for you boys and girls. You got lots
of gigs.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
You got you gotta have money coming in, multiple streams
of income to pay the bills and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
So I appreciate that. Let's not forget what's that work hard,
play harder.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Exactly, and what better way to play than hang out
with us hack Yeah yeah, absolutely, come on baby yeah, Vegas.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
So we'll be there hanging out. Check that out.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And a very happy birthday as well if you go
back to the early days of Fox Sports Radio means
you're getting old. But very happy birthday to the oldest
living member of the Fox Sports Radio Alumni Association. Remember
when I was a young lad, young lad working here
at Fox Sports Radio in the early days and the
two thousand NFL season and in the green room hanging
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out breaking down NFL games on the weekend was Marv Levy,
the old coach of the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And I saw over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You see this, Marv Levy celebrated his one hundred birthday.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
How about that, old man, Yeah, that's wild. In that
great Marvel Levy.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
This guy was in the Super Bowl every year in
the early nineties, never won it with the Buffalo Bills.
But the wonderful tip of the old microphone to Marv Levy,
who could not have been a nicer gentleman when he
when I ran across in he.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Was really old then, So I mean that's wild. I
would love to be old. He was seventy. I'm thinking
about it like he was seventy.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Five when I met him, when he worked here years
and now he's one hundred and he's still going. And
the reason he's still going little guy, little skinny guy, cause.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
He's tiny, little skinny guy. I think that's why. Yes,
I think if you're a little skinny guy, you'll live longer.
And women too. If you're there's a short but you'll
live forever.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Lorena, you're you're, you're thin right here on the fence,
you'll live forever.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Uh, that's my theory.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Like you don't you go to these old timers homes,
you don't see a lot of like big people.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You don't see a lot of tall people. Uh, you know. So,
but happy birthday to Marvel Eve one hundred years old.
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
So I'm sure he had a fine celebrationion you know
who's also getting up there old. But he Jim Mora
who worked here, and Jim just celebrated, I believe, his
ninetieth birthday and he worked. Yeah, he's famous for playoffs.
Playoffs and we couldn't do Diddley poo.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
We could not do Diddley poo.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
A couple of great sound bites iconic sound bites in
the world of sports media, coaching, tirades and rants and
whatnot over the years. Uh see, Timothy says, we need
to come to Tucson, so I will have to do
a Tucson.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I mean, are you putting that together? Timothy? Are you
gonna put a Tucson meet and greet together? No, you're not.
You're not doing that. Playoffs. Don't talk about it. Playoffs.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I love these guys that are like, hey, you need
to come to my town, and then even when we
show up to your town, you don't show up, like
show up no, Because I was remember I went to Charleston.
We have this guy Jerome and Charleston who calls up
and complains about everything. So I was in Charleston because
my niece was graduating from college there and so we
were down there. So I did a mallor meet and greet,
which was a lot of fun. We had a good
(29:28):
turnout and whatnot. And Jerome, who literally lives in Charleston,
said I'm not going. I offered to buy him food
and he still wouldn't show up in his backyard.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
So there is that.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
King Roy says, my first my condolence is on the
news on the Fifth Hour podcast. Kind of figured Poppy
gave it the kiss of death. Yeah, Poppy, he would
have been picked up without Poppy for sure. Let's see
here and now, is it true that that Looney is
going trying to get his own spin off show in
Canada named Looney Versus the Tuney? Yes, I think that's
(30:01):
that's in the effort. It's in development. It's in development
with TSN. We're gonna see if that's clever name. Yeah,
Parito writes in he says, I think a great Netflix
show would be Antonio Brown, Tyreek Hill, Pacman Jones and
a few other NFL washouts in a house together like
that Big Brother show. And now that would be entertaining.
(30:24):
Janelle Hill could moderate, he says, that'll be a blockbuster. Yeah,
he says, all right, might be dripping with some sarcasm. Here.
A lot of people asking where is Andre the dog?
Andrea's dog? Willis rather where is Andrea? If they think
that's that's fake, Let's see here. Super Marcus Steve says
(30:44):
first Off Days of Our Lives has run for fifty
nine years and has signed up all the way through
sixty one season, So that's the longest running soap opera
of all time.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Super Mark Stevens. He's just a schmuck, isn't he, Supermarket Steve,
He's always got to be right, He's just an a hole. Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Secondly, I'm surprised Blake Snell gagging isn't your first monologue.
Now I'm saving my next Blake Snell monologue for a
he's suffering from some from soreness in his elbow. That'll
be my next Blake Snell monologue. Just in time for
the playoffs. Snap crackle pop. Benito, the long suffering cowboy fan, says,
(31:23):
Jerry Biden Jones is gonna ruin the team?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
What a joke? Just sign Parsons. So he says, all right,
very very nice and pretty sure. General Hospital is actually
the longest running soap opera.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Well you take that up with Supermarket Steve. Terry in England,
says it. Ben given the latest meet and greet, can
you ask a Cooper Lorena to let us see the
menu for their secret dinner? Oh yes, exactly. Let's go
to the phone. Let's go to Roami in Indy. What's
going on?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Roamy?
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, mister Ben Malin. I would love to
start my call with a pullem to the great bend mallet.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
This listen. I will be quiet. Everyone quiet, let's allow.
I love poetry, as you know. I'm a big fan
of the archery. Here we go. That's clear the way.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
This is Romey Andy with some late night overnight poetry.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Here we go. Benny one, Benny too, Benny, Benny. We
love you, Benny No, Benny Yes, Benny, Benny want to
be mess Thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I'm gonna cry. I'm emotion. I'm emotional. I'm emotional. I
feel like we should snap for that. Roses are red
and I can do poetry better than you can. Yeah,
that's good. What Roman.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Thank you, thank you for your show, thank you for
the rainer, thank you for you, thank you for sitting up.
It made a big blow hard that you are, that
you are, and that you will be for years to come.
I remember you with Jaren kay kk.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yes we go way back, me and KK. I was
one on the original shows that I did here.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Yes, I've known you putting back and that's my fact.
I was the one that put diapers on you back.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Oh my god, I was a little boy.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I was pupping my diaper and.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Row me and someday I'll be old and then be
pooping my diaper again.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
It's amazing. Yes, yes, thank you, all right, thank you what.
I love you all right, big fan, thank you? Going
all right bye. Here's a roamy hey, roses are red
violets of blue. You're gonna have a palm. It might
as well be about you.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Here you go, all right, Roman, grabble vine. It's roamy
from the jungle. He called in there absolutely all seven
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Six six three sixty nine. Time now for the play
of the day.
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We go to Major League Baseball and we stop out
in Anaheim where the Angels look like they weren't gonna
get it done against the White Socks.
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And then well, Taylor Ward had other ideas. That's a
go save good night to the one socks.
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Taylor Ward times on a thy run rock and the
gust complete and that was Angels Television, I believe on
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for the who Am I game? Someone named Warming Bernabelle.
That's a mouthful. Somebody named Warming Bernabelt, who is a
first third baseman for the Rockies, join me as the
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second player in the modern era to have fourteen or
more hits, eight or more extra base hits through seven
career Big League games. Again, someone named Warming Bernabelle of
the Rockies joined me as the second player in the
modern era to have fourteen or more hits, eight or
more extra base hits through seven career Big League games.
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Who am I Who? That is the question the answer.
We'll get to it and we will do it next.
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
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Bill Miller and you.
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It is the Ben Maler Show up all night every
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Speaker 2 (36:44):
Thank God for the Internet. Back to it we go,
and here is the who am I? Game?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Someone named this is quite the name warming Bernabelle Warming.
Bernabelle of the Colorado Rockies joined me as the second
play the second player in the modern era to have
fourteen or more hits eight or more extra base hits
through seven career Big League games. Who am I? That
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is the question? What is the answer?
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Is anyone know the answer?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
We go to the great Unwashed here the hoy Ploy
and see Bobby in Florida is going with Demi Lovado
as to his answer, sidth sid the sloth from Scrooge
in the Bay Area. Shane in des Moine going with
Seattle Slough. Randomly who mister nice guy in the Bay Area,
says Ricky Weeks is the answer. Late Night drug tester
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says Megan Markle, who's forty four today? Uh, lives up
there in Santa.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Barbara, Hey where the white women act?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Guess in Santa Barbara. B brock Lesner from King Rory,
that's his answer. Mike Aldretti from Eke never heard of Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
That's a good name.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I forty Ian's going with Mike Marshall, the first baseman,
not the pitcher.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Mike Marshall, that's his answer.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Andy in Line Lakes, Minnesota, he says, the answer is
val Venus old school.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
That's old school wrestling right there. Who else we have?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
We also have the great Robin Minnesota as guest by Shane.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
We've got page down here.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Robbie the Mariner fan says Mike the Leprechaun and Blind Scott.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, nature boy answering the.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Call to the Wild, says w KRP Television Babe Lonnie
Anderson is the correct answer. Roll me the poet unless
he's not from malar prop guy. Well, the effort was
there by roll me the poet. The effort was.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
There was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, well, he's the effort, Big Lou. He's on number
two from the LBC. He says, yeah, says again, Lonnie Anderson,
boy's very happy line. She's eighty years old. She died
Sunday though days before eightieth. I did not see that,
did you. I did not see that. Lonnie Edison died
not to realize that news. Bill's monster, says Jeffrey Dahmer
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the Ohio State.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
To student, Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
That's from Derek in Buffalo, part of the Bill's mafia.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Johnny cues, going with Pete Rose. What else we have, Paige?
And that's enough? Do you have an answer, Laurader? Do
you have an answer? Yes, Ben, I think I'm gonna
go with Will from Oklahoma, Will.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
From oh I know Will, I met him. He's a
big star, Will from Ogoma. That is incorrect. He's not
our offensive line here on the mallein Militia.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
The correct answer from the nineteen seventy seven Oakland Athletics
Mitchell Page is the answer. Nice nice run in Major
League Baseball for Mitchell Page back many many years ago.
He actually passed away not that long ago, if I
remember correctly as we do.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
The death report here.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
So the jay Z story, we mentioned this earlier, just
quickly quick, right, So over the weekend, Jerry Jones use
des Bryant and Rock Nation as an example why he
does not deal with agents. He told his story, and
I'll give you the truncated story. He told the story
about how when they were negotiating the contract ten years
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ago with Dez Bryant, des Bryant, his agent jay Z said, listen,
if anything happens, there's any kind of problems with the player,
you know, you contact me and we're gonna take care
of it. That's again I'm paraphrasing. So Jerry said, okay,
And so when there were problems with Dez Bryant, he
called jay Z to get that taken care of, and
jay Z never answered the phone. He's just saying, according
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to Jerry, he's like, that's not my problem. You got
the money, that's your problem now. And so Jerry, all
these years later, he used that as an ample. Of course,
des Bryant went ballistic, right, does are you kidding me?
How dare you you keep my name and jay Z's
name out of mouth.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Just a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, that's right,
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