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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Holy cow, it's our number what our one? And the
fun is beginning right now talking basket ball. That's right,
a little basketball for you. The NBA wrapping up things.
They gave out a championship. Congratulations to New York. You'r
NBA champions here over San Antonio. What does this knickerbockers
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in air quotes NBA Cup title do for the franchise?
How did Charles Barklay's statement about the NBA Cup being
capital e embarrassing sound to you? And how about that
latest report of Chris Paul getting into a sparring match
with Jeff Van Gundy before he was whacked by the Clippers.
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How did that one hit you? We'll go there as well.
All of it come in your way right now. Buckle
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champions of the stupid of war. Give it out by
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the summertime to crown a champion. But when you just
make one up out of thin air, you can keep
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make sure have more than one. Let's have like three
or four of these Fugaysey Cup Championship things. As we
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to pay them a lot of money to get them
to put some effort into that. But we will begin
with the only game in town. I will credit the
NBA scheduling. They did not schedule us on a Sunday,
a Thursday, or a Monday. They waited till a Tuesday.
But our lead this hour from VVA Las Vegas, VVA,
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Las Vegas, and that is where championships are crowned. Well,
I guess Adam Silver's creepy wet dream year three year
three played out again. And no, I am not on
the NBA pay roll, so I do not have to
sit here and say this is good, because it's not.
But there they were. They were out there running around
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in Vegas, crown a champion. It's a T shirt and
hat kind of a game in the NBA. Were you watching?
Probably not. It wasn't even on television. It was on
the stream, not on television. Now we used a machete
to go into the Amazon and to watch Oh G
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and a New will be twenty eight points, Jalen Brunson
twenty five points, and apartures in a pear tree and
the New York Knicks for the first time in my
life by the champions. They had to make up a
championship for the Knicks to win a championship, and they
beat Wemby. They beat Victor Wemban Yaba and the Spurs,
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who choked in the fourth quarter. The Knicks win by eleven.
The Fugesi NBA Cup goes to New York and so congratulations,
first title in over fifty years. If you're a loser
and count this as a championship for the woebegone New
York Knicks. How cute is that you had Jalen Brunson,
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he got the NBA Cup MVP. How special is that?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Man?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You always remember that? So special? Carl Anthony Towns, kittycat
see Minnesota. You traded a winner? How could the Timberwolves
have traded Karl Anthony Towns? Oh, my god, sixteen points eleven.
He did miss a bunch of this game with injury,
but they end up winning. Here the champs of the
Big Apple as the New York Knicks get it done.
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And Mike Brown, oh how about this, Mike Brown doing
what pat Riley couldn't do? And Jeff Van Gundy and
every other stiff, Nick Coach, Mike D'Antoni, all these other clowns,
Don Nelson, all these guys that passed through. But man,
you always remember nicely win a championship. It's a special night.
And here's Mike Brown. One of the great moments in
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the NBA history. The next winning the NBA Cup.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
In any event where you're the last one standing and
you're able to hang a banner, especially in iconic MSG,
you take that seriously, and all of our guys took
it seriously.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But the most exciting part about it, I feel like
we're in New Loon, right, bo let's go what fans
we done? Love the God? Yeah, of course he said
the same thing when he coached the Lake. We coached Cleveland.
It's like a bad stand up comedian. Yeah, the greatest
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crowd I've ever had. Let me tell us that I
was in Detroit last night. The people in Detroit were
a holes, right, and that you were doing You did
that in Cleveland. Then you go the next time over,
you go to Pittsburgh. Well, bet me time, I was
in Cleveland last night. Those people were schmucks. But you
peeple it is a great crowd. I'm brack, all right.
So let's discuss here as well. Set your Liberty is
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down the street from that arena. It's New York, New York.
They have that right there. So let us discuss the
question what does this Knickers Knickerbocker's in quote NBA Cup
Championship in quotes, what does this do for the franchise
of this title? So I've got snow globe, crude oil,
and dead wood, and we will combine all of these
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things together and we'll charge you fifty bucks to park,
because that's how they roll in Vegas, where they try
to screw over the people that visit that town with
overpriced parking and no freebies anymore because the corporations have
taken over and they are a bunch of losers. I
think you can also have a dirty water dog and
a soft pretzel if you want, But those soft pretzels
in New York, anyway, are the same consistency of the
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concrete that you walk on. So a my first thought
is the the New York Knicks have done it. They
have done it. Baby, Oh my god. I hugged Jason
Smith in the hallway. My friend, longtime Nick suck up.
I said, I've known you. We used Dow radio back
years ago. I said, man, finally you get to celebrate.
You gotta get a T shirt, you gotta get a hat.
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You're a champion. And he's had big smile, cheshire cat
smile on his face. They were so happy there. But
you got to cue the trumpets. Right when you win.
You cue the trumpets, you release the doves, you alert
the Smithsonian. The knicker Bockers have won the cup. They
have whatever that is. I don't even know what it is.
They just made it up. Three years they even have that.
The first year it was called the NBA Play Something Tournament.
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I don't remember what's called they then they changed it.
They threw a corporate sponsor on it, because that makes
everything kosher when you a corporate sponsor on it.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
And that's right, you get the Fugese Trophy Capital left Fugheze. Congratulations.
There a glorified stocking stuffer for the Knickerbockers. The Diet
Doctor Pepper Championship for New York. Now, some NBA pundits
who you know, are deep up the tuckis of Adam Silver.
They're acting like New York cracked the Da Vinci code
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by winning Miss Championship. Had Jalen brunts They pretended he
was a real thing. They all played along. Of course
I was getting paid that of money money, I would
play along as well. So Jalen Brunson was your little MVP,
and that's special, that's good. He won the MVP. Og
Ananobi was cooking with gas. He was cooking the guess
and Carl Anthony towns Carl Anthony's he was crawling. Uh,
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he was. He was out there like a lion.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Normally he plays like a housecat, but none on a
And suddenly the Knickerbockers. This twenty twenty five, twenty six
vintage of the Knicks. This was a Broadway revived. The
Demon Slayer, is what it was. You're talking about slaying
demons in December in like game twenty five or something
like that. You beat the Spurs. Congratulations. Tim Duncan did
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not score no points at all. Tony Parker shut down,
completely shut down can Graduate's mazeltof to the New York
Knicks on winning. There James Dolan strutting around the Big
Apple like he just dunked in the face of pat
Riley and Jeff Van Gundy and all the other stiffs
that he's paid to coach the Knicks over the years. There. See,
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you can't be a dirt bag owner who won a championship.
You see, I want a championship. I'm James Dolan. I'm
a schmuck and I want a championship because I had
to come up with a made up championship. Calm down there,
Calm down. This is not the Lombardy. Of course they
give that out in football. This is like I saw.
It looked like a like a snow globe from Times
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Square gift shop. That's the trophy that you win. You
win a snow globe from a Times Square gift shop. Congratulations.
So the NBA, as Mike Brown alluded to the hobo
coach Mike Brown, that the NBA mandates that you put
up this is so great. You put up a banner
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so good. It was embarrassing when the Lakers did it,
we mocked them. I think Milwaukee won last year. That
was stupid. And the Knicks, all those rich people on
Wall Street going to Maneisburgh. Look, there's a championships won
by the Rangers, and then there's the Knicks championships, you know,
back in the seventy and then oh look there's twenty
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five championship. This is the equivalent of hanging a finger
painting made by your kindergartener at the louver. That's so great.
Oh so they got to sell the champion chip hat
and merch the T shirts. I saw the players wearing
the T shirts after the game and the hats, so
they'll sell those. Will the Knick's slee gonna summer a
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championship hangover? So good. You don't normally play right after
you win a championship. You take a couple of months
of are they gonna struggle down because they won their
little championship. You canna have a hangover from the room
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temperature water you got in Vegas. As Matthew mcconnie, he
said that iconic scene in the Wolf of Wall Street
for Gayzy fo Ghazi Woozy, it's fairy dust. It doesn't exist.
And you can put that cup in a piggy bank
and it's still gonna be empty. The piggy bank is
still going to be empty. Now, meanwhile, someone that gets it.
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Page two here, Sir Charles has chimed in Charles bark
now he recently unloaded prior to this event. Mind you,
on the Cup speaking with the long time I got
whacked from his job on the sports radar of the
Bay Area. But Tom Tolbert, a longtime Bay Area gash
back now he's doing a podcast like everyone else is,
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and so he had Barkley on because Tolbert knows Barkley
because used to play in the NBA and played against Barkley.
So Charles Barkley confirmed that he hates hates the fact
that the tournament, the NBA Cup, is all about that
prize money and they have to entice the players to
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prioritize those games because the regular season the players obviously
don't care. We all know that it's an open secret here.
And Barkley called it ridiculous that they had to pay
the players essentially a bounty here to get them to
play with extra efforts. So the question, how did Charles
Barkley's statement about the NBA Cup being embarrassing? How did
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that sound to you? So listen, Charles Barkley obviously preaching
to the choir. It was a symphony. It was an
absolute symphony. Every note, every note was great. It was
just a standing ovation bravo to Charles Barkley. Does it
again at Cacoffhony of Goodness, Cacoffny of goodness from Charles Barkley. Here,
Sir Charles, Now he did not genuflect to the altar
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of staying of Adam. So I was gonna say, stan
Van Gundy, I was watching the game, so you wouldn't
have to. And I'm pretty sure stan Van Gundy had
knee pads with Adam Silver's face on him. I mean
he was really going to town. I mean, tell you
take a breath there, stand calm down. He was praising
the cup. And what a great thing was Dwayne Wade,
who's terrible as a broadcaster. Brother, I think God is
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on Amazon. No one watches him, but God does he suck.
So Dwayne, Dwayne Wade was on there and he didn't
know what to say, so he was just kind of
agreeing with stan Van Gunney. But stan should get a room.
He wants he wants that job, he loves that his
good paying job NBA broadcaster. And no one watches those games,
so nobody cares what he says. But I happen to
be watching, and man, that was some major sucking up
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to management by Stan van Gundy, Like, dude, get a
room so bad now, This is how you juxtapost Charles
Barkley the stand van Gundy. Charles Barkley not a houseman,
Stan van Gundy, houseman, Big difference there. Charles Barkley is
crude oil right, he's raw, he's unfiltered. He stains the carpet.
The whole thing tells the truth, whether you like the
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smell or not. Okay, and calling the NBA cup embarrassing
is not a hot take by Charles Mark. It's basic math.
It's basic math on the mountain of bad ideas, on
the mountain of bad ideas. This gimmick is parked right
near the summit, right near the summit, on the mountain
of bad ideas, just below Adam Silver, spending years years
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defending load management as a sound strategy while the product,
the quality of the product, quietly fell apart, like a
Dale churo right in front of his fat face. Not
fatty skinny, but you get the point. Think about this.
The NBA had to bring in essentially the keepler elves.
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They had to bring in a bunch of elves here
and wave a pot of gold at the end of
the rainbow. To get these entitled players to try hard,
they had to say, hey, fellas, let me dangle five
hundred plus thousand dollars and please try in December. Thank you,
signed Adam love y'all. Okay. Meanwhile, this is what I
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don't get about, and maybe I'm wrong, and you can
call up. I'll give out the number in a few minutes.
You can explain why I'm misguided. I don't understand why
this is such a big deal. The average salary, the
median salary in the NBA is twelve million dollars. Do
you understand the median salaries? Told me as well. Okay,
that's just because there's a lot of guys making fifty million. Okay,
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so the minimum getting salary, Like you know how you
hired at McDonald's, you get minimum wage if you're hired
by the NBA. The minimum salary, you know what it is?
You don't Okay, what do you think? You think? You
got a number? Okay, the minimum salary one point two million.
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Let me repeat that for the yeah in the back.
One point two million. Uh Now again where I come from.
If you make one point two million, you are wait
for it, you're rich, is what you are okay. Uh,
So you don't have to shovel snow to make a
couple of extra bucks. You don't have to take an
extra job with you know, delivering food or whatever. You
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don't have to do any of that stuff. You're not
eating the Marcella and Brooklyn noodles and of Noodle's diet.
You're not doing Ramen and Adam Silver Again, I go
back to the point, this bozo, Adam Silver, who the
NBA media doesn't want to criticize because they love Adam
Silver because they get access. Adam Silver nurtured this culture.
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He did right, and now his little baby has grown
up into a fire breathing monster, a giant dragon, a
three headed dragon. It has happened. It's all grown up now, congratulations,
all grown up. And the only way to get the
players to care about a regular season event is to
bribe them. That is not innovation, Adam Silver. That is
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not That is desperation is what that is? All right? Meanwhile,
last word to La La land we go. We have
a follow up, follow up to a story we talked
about a couple of weeks ago. It has now been
a few weeks since Chris Paul was unceremoniously excommunicated from
Clipper Nation. Clipper sent him home in the middle of
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the night, in the middle of the night on a
road trip, and the point guard has not been released now.
He wasn't eligibly to be traded until this week, so
he is eligibly be traded now. According to a new
deep dive that popped up on the interweb, the world
Wide Web, a story came out about the separation between
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Chris Paul and the Clippers, and it was some dirty
laundry that got aired there. According to this new report,
the chatter that Chris Paul his leadership was like grating
cheese is what it was on the front office and
the coaching staff there. In particular, there was a new
revelation that Chris Paul got into a verbal brew haha
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with Jeff Van Gundy. But you just both Stan Van
Gundy wearing knee pads for Adam Silver and Jeff Van Gundy,
who was taken off television for being critical of the
NBA hmm things that make you go hmm. So supposedly
these guys did not get along. There was an argument
that has now been reported between Van Gundy on a
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chartered flight from Miami to Atlanta about defensive assignments. Apparently
Chris Paul didn't really play much defense, and Chris Paul
met with Lawrence Frank, who I guess is the general
manager of the Clippers there whatever doing a hell of
a job this year. So then they had to get
together there they said, hey, you know, we're going to
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fire your ass. We're going to send you back to
LA That's it. And so CP three was blindside. He
even used a teammate as a character witness, according to
this story that was out there. So the question, how
does this latest report of Chris Paul getting into a
sparring match with Jeff Van Gundy, how does this one?
How does this hit you? So we actually brought in
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for this malamalag. We brought in Judge Judy, and Judge
Judy has ruled, she's banged her gavel and she's determined
that this is much like divorce court, irreconcirable differences, you know,
case closed. That's it. And this is the keep on
this version that came out. This is the Clippers version
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of what happened. This is a carefully crafted story eaked
by the Clippers to a useful idiot in the media,
and it's a crime scene reconstruction of what happened through
their eyes and surprise, surprise, surprise, CP three is holding
the smoking gun. In their version of the story, they
escorted him to the exit. The People's team decided that
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the vibe was toxic sludge and they had to get
rid of Chris Paul. And make no mistake though, and
this is a counter leak, right, this acounter leak, and
the truth is somewhere in between what Chris Paul said
when he used Lou Williams as his useful idiot to
can't claim and Lou Williams was the carrier pigeon there
and they go, well, you know, I was just holding
everyone accountable. That was Chris Paul's version of events. Now
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the Clippers have decided to clap back and they're like,
this guy's washed, he's uncoachable, he's a bad teammate. The
guy's dead wood, and you know what happens. You don't
have to be a gardener, but if you know anything
about gardening and you have dead wood there, you got
to get rid of those dead branches. You grab your
shears and you start shop chopping, and that's what you do.
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You don't negotiate with the dead branches. You just get
rid of them. And if you had a sparting match
between Jeff Van Gundy and washed up Chris Paul, you're
gonna take Jeff Van Gun. I was Jeff Fan Gundy
was the coach of the team. I like that guy.
Chris Paul's not gonna win that fight. And I and
the part which really you can tell it with some
of the Clippers because it makes Chris Paul look like
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a complete dope. The story that that CP three brought
in brook Lopez as a character witness. He's getting fired
by the Clippers, and he brings in brook Lopez. See
players like me, brook Lopez likes me. Oh my god,
what is this? Small claims court? Is that? Is that
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what we're doing now, your honor. Kawhi also likes me,
he likes I know, he doesn't play. I know, I
know he doesn't like basketball.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Well he's got that other side hustle. He's gotta do
the endorsement thing, you know, the no show, Yeah that job, yeah, sure,
why not? This is like desperation theater. Desperation theater. Now,
the thing that is hilarious to me is the Clippers
have not traded Chris Paul. The Clippers have not released
Chris Paul. Chris Paul is taking up space. This is
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how much the Clippers loathe Chris Paul. Okay, he's not
been released. He is eligibly to be traded. Now they
haven't traded him. Now, why have they done that? They
want to stick it to Chris Paul. He is stuck
in no mag Land. He's on the Siberian holding pattern,
not the Siberian Express. The Siberian holding pattern is what
he's on here. And they suck this year. It is
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a pathetic group of basketball players that are just horrific.
There's got to be something else going on with that.
We're not sure what. I'm sure it'll come out at
some point here, some kind of behind the scenes stuff.
But man, they're terrible. It's unwatchable. I've watched them in
a while and I don't plan on too. They're not
worth my time. My time's very valuable. I don't have
time to watch bad you know, people that aren't trying
to compete and stuff like that. Not worth my time.
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But man, if you follow them, malamath, Chris Paul, his
leadership started to become a nag and a pin of
the ass, and the room, the locker room, parts of
it revolted and so CP threef around, play stupid games,
win stupid prizes. So there you go. All right, it
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the fact that THE nba season is now. Over they
have crowned a Champions so congratulations really just flew. By
it just seemed like they started a couple of weeks
back and they've already handed out a. Championship so just
a really QUICK nba season now and THEN i don't
know about, you BUT i cannot wait for the silly.
(26:50):
Season that's my favorite time to TALK nba, basketball all
the trades and all, that and another year Without lebron
winning a. Championship so just a crazy turn of. Events
The knicks have won the, championship gave OUT t shirts and,
hats and they're gonna raise a. Banner it's so, great
(27:11):
oh so. Good this is this is, crazy and there
are no grown ups in the. Room apparently in that.
Business nobody's, like, hey, hey mister, commissioner this is really
stupid and we're not gonna we're not gonna put that.
Out like what are they gonna. Do they're gonna kick
The knicks out of THE. Nba they're going to Force
golan to sell the team the way they Forced Donald
(27:33):
sterling to sell The clippers because he won't put a
banner up In Madison Square. Garden it's it's pretty, good pretty,
deep pretty.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
Deep it's only a matter of, Time ben before this
is seen right up there with like with winning THE nba.
Finals you know what a few years, Away, COOP i
already put it right.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
THERE i in, fact, uh it's. Tremendous they, shouldn't you,
know we should just move To orlando and play at A
Mickey mouse resort In. Orlando that's what they ought. To,
yeah they've already done.
Speaker 10 (28:02):
THAT i like it In vegas because THEN i can
just you, KNOW i can go to AN Nba cup
Game Las.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Vegas. Yeah and by the, way Is Spike lee getting?
Paid he must be getting, paid, Right he's got to
be getting paid at this.
Speaker 10 (28:17):
Point he was there jumping up and. Down he's sixty
eight years. Old we have postgames sound Of Spike. Lee,
no but is he getting?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Paid he must be getting, paid like under the table
or something by THE. Nba i'm JUST i, mean, really
maybe by The knicks. Something he's sixty eight. Dude what
are you? Doing? DUDE i, mean you, KNOW i know
you like the, team but you're traveling out To. Vegas
you're jumping up and down like you're twelve years. Old
what are we doing? Here my? God do we have that?
Audio we Hear Spike? Lee, here the good Old Spike,
(28:49):
WELL i was very, happy and Here's Spike. Lee his
dreams have come. True sixty eight years. Old The knicks
have won a. Championship. Unbelievable how is? That Spike? Lee
pieces are?
Speaker 11 (28:58):
There we win the deciding games that not be In New.
York i'll tell you happened last year the second, round.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Right, yeah, okay that was great audio, quality unbelievably bad,
audio but somebody at the company determined that needed to
get into the system and tremendous editorial, skills really good
knowledge of what's important and what's. Not So i'm glad
that we got that on the.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Air.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Wow, wow name and names, There yeah, Yeah Rob rob rights.
In he, Says, Hey Malor mahler is known as It's
knicks Fan, spike Like Spike lee jumping on their bandwagon
fanboy after the couple is he, Saying i'm jumping on The,
NO i, Am i'm definitely not on that on that
(29:56):
bandwagon mark From Queen's rights and he says. Big and
then just When Chris paul thought we heard the last
from you last, week sometimes you have to circle back
and spit in the other. Eye. Bravo can we mix
in one More Chris paul bashing before the end of the. Year,
oh you gotta give him that huck due on that.
Night we'll work on. That stuck In, sacramento, Writes in,
(30:19):
says speaking OF cp, three the real truth is. Out
The feds were bearing down on his, location thus him
changing his complexion and leaving the clip. Show he now
is on the run. AGAIN i know firsthand that he
is in Downtown sacramento with a bagged beer in his.
Hand the bum fits right In Wow chamber Of. Commerce
(30:43):
stuck In. Sacramento loves that, time loves that at some
point he'll get. Out fergdog, says you should not hate
on THE nba mid season Hooton. Nanny it's the only
thing of any value The lakers have won in fifteen.
Years that's a fair. Point that's a fair. Point Late
Night Drug tester, says congratulates to The knicks for winning
THE Nba. CUP i am sure we will get A
(31:04):
player of The night from the title game thanks To,
marcel the twenty twenty Six benny runner up For caller
of The, year says The Late Night Drug. Tester not
A burner, SAYS i think THE nba players would fight
like they're competing for a real championship if they were
winning A Ben Maler show Snow Globe. Award, well AND
i see, that and you've Got fergdog right. There Inca
(31:27):
terra Says. BENNY i absolutely hate basketball with every fiber
of my, being but you make me want to consume. Me, hey,
well thank, You. Ncott that's the highest compliment THAT i
can do a monologue about. Something you spies and it's
at least not you don't turn the. Station that's. GOOD
i liked. That dan says The knicks celebrating THEIR Nba
(31:47):
cup like it Was maller and The clippers winning. It
The clippers got to the final four a couple years,
ago AND i did not go. Gaga did not go. Gaga,
Now chris And houston brought this, up and this is
WHAT i want to talk. About so the video that
has gone viral here the thumbs up postgame celebration for The.
Nickerbuckers So Josh, hart pretty good, guy, right fun? Guy
(32:10):
Josh hart all. That Josh hart was celebrating the championship
and they had a like a stage thing set up
there at Mid court In, vegas because when you win a,
championship you got to have the full championship. Experience Jalen
brunson was standing as somebody else was holding the. Show
it was A Karl Anthony. TOWNS i don't know who
(32:31):
the other, guys but somebody was holding the trophy and
h And Jalen brunson was was grabbing it And Josh
hart On NATIONAL u not national team was on streaming On.
AMAZON i guess that's allowed On. Amazon but he he
gave the old thumbs up right up the caboose right. There, yeah,
yeah that was a that's an exit only Normally i'll
(32:55):
bet you wouldn't have done anything like. This so mom
and dad were, here says that's the fire. ESCAPE i
guess you could, Say and Then chris points out That
Josh hart's claiming it was A, i that that was
was A.
Speaker 10 (33:06):
I or you're a little too comfortable with your, friends
my guy.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Fun, man. Congratulations i'm guessing there'll be some stories out
of it about that And Josh. Hart maybe people will
start wearing butt. Blockers, WELL i like THERE'S i feel
like there's a, Line LIKE i know a lot of
(33:32):
guys they do the cup, check which is one. THING
i feel like the cup front cup. Checks, okay BUT
i feel like a lot that seems like a. Lot
that seems like a lot Of Big daddy In. Memphis
now you work at the grocery Store Big. Daddy when
you guys have a really good night at, work do
you guys do the thumbs up at at the grocery, store? Daddy?
Yeah sometimes Really, Okay, NO i don't think he was.
(33:53):
LISTENING i don't think you understand where the thumb went,
there big. DADDY i Think i'm probably.
Speaker 12 (34:02):
Been here BECAUSE i was talking saying something made the?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Time all, RIGHT i. Understand, well let's just say the
thumb went where the sun don't?
Speaker 12 (34:10):
Shine, yeah, heyckree did he get a tape message of
a fire and that's what he?
Speaker 11 (34:17):
Got?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
No, no he sold in a suite at like The
Rich carlton In. Atlanta yeah he. Was, yeah he just told.
You he didn't text. Him they were all fighting with
each other on a, plane and then they got to
the hotel and then he got called into a meeting
and got one we have a.
Speaker 12 (34:32):
Problem, yeah, OKAY i thought that was so you, KNOW
i got. FIRED i. Did before you, KNOW i got
a girl dropped me with the take message you no
longer need your.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Service, really so she dumps you or she? Fired there
is your boss at?
Speaker 12 (34:45):
Work WELL i got both of. THEM i got fired
from a. JOB i had a paper. Route NOW i
used to live with the paper rout me and it's
some of the. STREETS i wasn't going down because one,
number one way, in one way, out and you just
didn't get your. Newspapers i'm not gonna come down, there.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Bro so you you delivered the, newspaper but some part
was this In? Memphis? Yeah, yeah so there's a paper.
Speaker 12 (35:07):
Early in the. Morning you know how the paper that
you get On. Sunday you know people get The sunday. Paper,
YEAH i had the, table BUT i would do it
every every every. MORNING i would get, off get there
in the, morning separate my papers AND i will taking
them people houses like.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
You get your, mail, okay, yeah, no AND i got.
Jah WHEN i first started doing this, job we had
a lot of people that were newspaper delivery people that.
Listen that was our big. Audience but you know they're
mostly doing. Anymore but, yeah all, right so you you you.
Were you refused the mailman's. Creed and neither, rain nor
snow nor sleep can stop us from getting air. Mail,
(35:44):
no a one way street in a shady part Of,
memphis you will not be getting your newspaper.
Speaker 12 (35:51):
Man one, way one way.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Out, WELL i DON'T i gotta tell. YOU i don't blame.
You if you felt your life was in. Danger if
it's the job's not worth. It you know What i'm,
saying it was not worth.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
It plus they THINK i got money on. Me ain't
got no, money you, know they think neap people got. Money,
NO i mean not have no.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Money what part of town do they think the newspaper
delivery person's got the? Money where is?
Speaker 12 (36:13):
This but all of them people collect? Money, yes you
know when you get the newspaper and people come out
in the morning and tell, you, NO i don't want
my paper. THERE i wanted. There they think they are
paying the person that drops it. Off when all the
plant you get a. Check that's how they.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Go, wow, okay all.
Speaker 12 (36:29):
Right this, girl this, girl well she got a new.
Car she takes me, in told me she didn't she
didn't we SOUS i ain't that? Something he got a new?
Car NOW i can't.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Ride, wow there's a lot going on. HERE i feel
like there's a lot going.
Speaker 12 (36:43):
On and all the especially, thing it's certain places that
they show. You you, Know i've never been to his,
house but it's certain areas of the rooms that you can't.
Go SO i don't understand why you going in. There
it's just certain areas not going to open that.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Door all, right, well, listen it looked like the nineteen.
Speaker 12 (37:03):
Seventies that's the way it. Looks IF i win a certain,
room they still got the way he had and one
he was living.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
There, yeah it's a time time, warp, right it's a
stuck in. Time.
Speaker 12 (37:12):
YEAH i stay down the, street, MAN i stay down.
There you.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Go you you the ghost Of elvis side by side right? There,
yeah all, right, well ain't nobody right? There you, go
you to the, big great Big daddy there from the grocery,
store there is Big daddy doing his. Thing it is
The Bain malor. Show time now for the who AM? I?
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