Hour 2 - City of Brotherly Whine

Ben Maller talks about Eagles WR A.J. Brown snapping at a question on his level of play, Vikings WRs being "visually frustrated" with QB J.J. McCarthy, Sam Darnold urging the Seahawks to protect the ball better, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!

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in our number two, what do you make of Eagles
wide receiver AJ Brown snapping like a snapping turtle at

(00:42):
a question on his level of play? You'll discuss that also.
In addition, Viking wide receivers in said to be visually
frustrated with quarterback JJ McCarthy. How believable is that report?
And in addition, we go to Seattle. You're at on
Sam Darnold, who's got a ridiculous seventy percent of the

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Seattle turnovers, urging the Seahawks to protect the ball better.
We'll go there as well. All of it right now here,
it is our number two. It's time for a name change,
yet for so long known as the City of Brotherly Love,
you might have to change it now to the City

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of Brotherly Wine, lot of wine. It's wine country is
what it is in the Delaware Valley. Welcome in the
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underdogs in that game, and they win that game on
defense eight sacks of Josh Allen. But the lead from
the Keystone state of Pennsylvania we go where the news
of the day takes us and the soap opera continues
to be on the Ben Franklin Bridge there in Philly,
the champs of chaos, days of our lives. I gotta

(03:24):
tell you, as a talk shows I did not expect
this level of continued content from the Philadelphia football team.
So I say, bravo. Tremendous job by the Eagles there,
going above and beyond the call of duty. If you've
not been following the dailies as they call them in
the television world, perhaps not, So let me give you

(03:46):
the thumbnail recap. We'll give you the thumbnail recap on
this So the Eagles wide receiver A. J. Brown, he
was asked about speculation that he is not the same
player that he once was, and AJ Brown, well, he
answered the question and that led to a story. Let's

(04:08):
go to the audio tape. Here's AJ Brown take a listen.
Would you say there's speculation out there that you are
not the same player? He wants, What would you say
to those people? Oh? In your face? You face, he said,
if you couldn't make that out of some mambi And
as he said, I guess THEA Kwan ain't the same

(04:29):
player either, he said at his locker there in the
last media availability. That is a good jumping off point.
So let us discuss the question what do you make
of malcontent? Eagle wide receiver A J. Brown snapping had
a question on his performance or lack thereof that chattered

(04:54):
that he's not the same player he once was his
level of play. So my observations on this, I have
Russell Crow, Morse Code, and Chuck E Cheese, and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make a steak sandwich. A cheese steak sandwich
is what we're gonna make. So number one, number, number, number, number, number,

(05:21):
number one, the champs of chaos. I'm gonna use that
line that they're the champs of casts. Filming another episode
of Days of Our Lives the Philadelphia Special A J. Brown.
Now AJ Brown is the director, right, nodding your head, Yes,
he's the director. He's the lead actor, and he's the

(05:44):
head of the wardrobe department as well. He's also good
with props. He's like carrot top with props. It brings
a book, Read a book on the bench, do that
kind of stuff. So these are hand crafted answers, made
to order, made sure. The man has become an artisan
of passive aggressive outbursts. And I am here for it.

(06:07):
I am I have a daily talk show to do.
I'm here for it. A master thespian AJ Brown. Every
time he speaks, I hear Russell Crowe in The Gladiator.
Are you not entertained? That's what I hear. The Eagles
could have hit control alt delete. They could have done

(06:27):
control alt delete on AJ Brown. The trade deadline was
right around Halloween, and they had teams that made them
sizeable offers to acquire AJ Brown and they said nope, nope,
that's what they said. They said it. They kept him.
They said, his talent is so great, How great is it?

(06:49):
It's so great. We want to keep the player, that
he's worth the migraine. And now here we are not
that far removed from the trade deadline. We're coming up
on things giving this coming week, and now all of
a sudden, it's like they need to go down to
the costco and get pharmacy grade ibuprofe and a bucket

(07:10):
and just have those on standby. On and off the field.
It's not just an off the field issue. It is
an on the field issue which is spilled into the
off the field stuff. So AJ Brown is on pace
for eight hundred and twelve yards this year in Philadelphia.
He's on pace right, So if he does that, that
would be the lowest performance of his career, the worst

(07:31):
season of AJ Brown's career, eight hundred and twelve yards.
How much worse is this year than last year? Well,
if everything stays the same and nothing ever stays the same.
But we have a show to do right now, and
so if the numbers stay the same, that means that
AJ Brown's production will have gone down by almost twenty

(07:54):
five percent, almost twenty twenty four point seven percent. That's
a tumble, a bumble and fumble is what that is.
And his comeback is well, I guess Sakwan Barkley, he
ain't the same player either and he's not wrong. Here's
the other thing you to the side by side. I
mentioned AJ Brown's performance going down about twenty five percent,

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but if you look at Barkley, he is off year
to year by almost forty five percent. Had the career
year last year, career year, the two thousand yard season.
This year his numbers are down by almost forty five
percent forty three point eight percent decline year to year.
So everybody is underperforming on offense. Everybody is. And this

(08:40):
is classic deflection by AJ Brown. It's finger pointing, not
that he's wrong, not that he's wrong. And don't think
this isn't secretly actually aimed at Jalen Hurts, because when
wide receivers start giving statistical dissertations like AJ Brown, they're
really he's saying, it ain't me, it's the bleep. But

(09:03):
he bleep bleep bleep bleep quarterback. That's who Blame him.
He's a man, he can take it. Blame him. So
Jalen Hurts out there catching strays. This is the day
after Jalen Hurts came out and said, oh I gotta
be better and all that stuff, And just like that,
another storm front moves across the famous men, Franklin Bridge there,

(09:25):
the Delaware River, the daily soap opera rolls on and
on and on, and the Philadelphia chaos properly served. And
it's just just great. And the Eagles play the Cowboys
this weekend in Dallas. Lane Johnson not playing acually in Arlington,
but Lane Johnson's not playing in that game. And if

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you look at the numbers with Lane Johnson and without
Lane Johnson, the Eagles have you say, it's just an
offensive lineman who goes about offensive lineman. The Eagles apparently
care about offensive lineman. His performance has been key to
what they have done. Now, meanwhile, we go to me Minnesota.
Another story that's been bubbling up this year. We had
an NFL coach recently offer a withering, withering assessment, good word,

(10:09):
withering assessment of Viking quarterback JJ McCarthy, the Michigan man. Now,
the coach did not give his name. He sensed palpable
levels of exasperation from the Minnesota pass catchers, all of
this because McCarthy was unable to do his job, was

(10:31):
not able to get them the ball. The neuroscientist JJ McCarthy,
according to the coach, behind a Paywalt, the athletic said,
the receivers are visually frustrated and they are open all
over the tape. I guess the guy's watching the All
twenty two. He talked about Jalen Naylor and Jordan Addison,
Justin Jefferson, TJ. Hockinson, all those guys getting open. And

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the person that gave this comment said that that Viking
offense should be putting up numbers like the Cincinnati Bengals offense. However,
that's not happening. And all you hear, the coach said
to the quote, all you hear from Minnesota is about
how rosy and the great it is there. Everything's wonderful.
Blah blah blah blah blah. All right, so that is
a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question

(11:16):
Vikings wide receivers, according to this coach visually frustrated with
quarterback Jay J. McCarthy. How believable is this? So we
absolutely buy this. On the Malard scale of believability. The
Malord scale of believability, it goes one to five, one

(11:37):
to five, I am at a four. I'm at a
four on the Malar scale of believability means I strongly
believe bordering on the gospel, bordering on the Gospel. So
you do not need Q cards on this. You don't
need QUE cards. Just see what's going on. McCarthy, as

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we've talked about in previous episodes of the show so far,
has been biblically bad bad, bad, bad, bad, bad bad,
beat so bad. He's literally choking on meat sauce at
this point. So Minnesota's playmakers are not just frustrated. The
video is there, the scale believabilia. There's clips they're not
all AI that show some of these receivers, and the

(12:20):
body language is like they're being held hostage and they're
blinking morse code, trying to trying to facilitate some kind
of change on the sidelence. And he watched the film,
watch the clips. Jordan Addison waving his arms like he's
directing air traffic at the Minneapolis Airport. Justin Jefferson generational talent.
He got the bag and he's giving off the energy

(12:41):
Justin Jefferson as he's running around there like he wishes
he were flipping Juicy Lucy's at Matt's Barr, the birthplace
of the Juicy Lucy there in Minnesota, instead of running
go roots or routes and then never getting the ball,
just doing cardio out there running around. You got TJ. Hawkin,
the man who's staring at the sky even when he's

(13:04):
in a dome, waiting for a meteoror to come down
and put him out of his misery. This nameless coach.
We don't know who this is. He did use coach
speak though. What was that? The quarterback stinks and everyone
knows it except the public relations department. Now that should
be the Cincinnati office. That was the line that the

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guy used three legitimate weapons, three big time weapons, explosive potential. Instead,
it's like they're running in snowshoes, is what they're doing here.
Good luck. The body language again says it all. Receivers
are not frustrated, to quote the late great Brian Wheeler.
They are agitated, alarmed, and acrimonious, is what they are.

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Minnesota can spin this all they want, talk about progress, potential,
and patience, the three p's. The receivers, though, are telling
you the truth with the body language, the eye movement,
all that stuff. And right now they are ska re
ming is what they're doing. They are. It's not great,

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all right, final point, we go to the great Pacific Northwest,
where legends like JJ in Renton and No Stridenas and
Crying Craig and so many great fans of the show
have supported what we do there in Seattle and done
a great job. So I provide you some witty Seahawk commentary,

(14:29):
and that is about Sam Darnald, the Seahawks quarterback Sam Darnald,
who says that he now he understands after that clunker
against the Rams, he understands that he and his team
have to be better at protecting the ball ball security.
And this after a four week stretch, the Seattle football

(14:49):
team has turned the ball over twelve times now, last
four games, twelve turnovers, and if my math is correct,
the Seahawks lead the NFL. Well, they are number in
the in giveaways. They've had twenty giveaways this year, twelve
in the last four weeks, which begs the question where

(15:12):
are you at? Where are you at? On Sam Donald
urging the Seahawks to protect the ball better? Where are
you at on that? So this is the Sam Donald
paradox is what it is where ball security goes to die.
It's like the Bermuda triangle. Donald telling his teammates to

(15:33):
protect the football is akin to an arsonist telling the
fire department, lecturing them on how to do their job.
The Seahawks don't have a turnover issue. They don't. They
have a Sam Darnald issue is what they have using malarmath.
Seattle has twenty total turnovers Donald. You want to take

(15:55):
a guess how many Donald is responsible for? Well, you
know he had four and a seven since in the
last teme man, how many turnovers do you think Donald
is responsible for? The answer, seventy percent of them. Seventy percent.
Fourteen of the twenty turnovers are at the hands of

(16:16):
that wicked bad Sam Don. But he's going to be okay,
everything's fine, Everything's okay. Uh yeah, Okay, Well there you go.
Ten interceptions, four fumbles, seventy percent of the problem. And
when Sam Darnald says we've got to protect the football,
I have to be better. Okay, what does that mean?

(16:39):
It means I'm going to keep doing what I've always done. However,
I'm going to say the right things into this microphone.
So the quotes look really good. On State Provdanews Service,
the Seahawks dot Com. Nobody Nobuddy, no buddy, in the
Seattle Seahawks on office can complain, cannot do it. It

(17:03):
would be like the waiter at Chuck E Cheese complaining
there's too many damn kids here. There's too many kids
in the arcade. All they watched the pizza. It's a
big pan in the ass. No, will you work at
Chuck E Cheese. That's what happens if you're signing Sam
Darnald and he turns the ball over and kills your season.

(17:25):
You signed up for that. I didn't sign up for that.
You signed up for that. Sam Darnald is telling Seattle
to protect the ball better. It's kind of like a
burglar leaving sticky notes reminding people to lock their doors
until further notice. Seattle's living in the haunted House of

(17:47):
Sam Dartald, and every Sunday and sometimes on Thursday, and
occasionally on Monday, something goes bumpity bump in the night
and boom and the pigskin ends up in the other
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(18:56):
used to be famous. But she bought what what do
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see this? She bought something from oj OJ's dead but
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edition can be yours back to it. I'm actually on
the live air. Yes, you're on the back to it.
We go. Let's see here page. Dan ferg Dog says,
thanks for shouting out Chuck E Cheese. That really brought
me back to my childhood when I went all the time,
and to last week when I went with my good
buddy Brian Finley. Is it true that Finley went to

(22:00):
Chuck E Cheese and brought his Corgi with him, as
it said the corgi was a kid? Is that is that?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I feel like he would be the type to do that.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah. Yeah, he dresses Corgie up in like an outfit
and say, all right, Mike, Corgiy's wearing a onesie.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Doesn't he also take his Corgi to like Corgi races?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yes, yes, we're gonna do it with Brian family Corgy
Corky race. He was That is accurate. No Stradinis the
number number one Seahawk apologist. I am stunned that Nostraudenis
does not work for the Seattle Seahawks public relations department.
It blows me away. Uh darnold. According to Nostridenas having

(22:39):
one terrible game this year, and yet still having the
rams on the rope says way more about how mediocre
and overrated Stifford and Company truly are. So says no Stradenus,
who this is the same guy. I'm not gonna say
that No Straudenis has credibility issues, but he's the same
guy that was propping up Gino Smith, right, the same

(23:00):
that was propping up Geno Smith. Okay, yeah, that's that's right. Unbelievable, unbelievable.
See what else we have? Bill? Who's your Bill? Says?
I was at a private dinner in a secret location
in East Hollywood with ten people, five of them watching
the Eagles game on their phones and singing their Eagles song,

(23:22):
Fly Eagles Fly, over and over and over. They won.
I was laughing while polishing back to back Dodger rings
Eagles Police. Okay, that's a random I know we did
talk about aj Brown, but the field, I feel like
that's a random non sequitur that you sent out. So
the Kim Kardashian story, because you idiots keep sending me answers,

(23:43):
so I'll just do it. Eileen in San Francisco says
it was an autographed photo of Caitlin Kato Kaylin who
she purchased. Kata's a cool dude. He lives out here
in LA and years ago we had Kato hang out
with us in studio and really good. He loves the
Milwaukee Brewers, all the Wisconsin sports teams. And I don't

(24:09):
know if he's actually doing any kind of work. I
know he was. I don't want to give all his
business out, but he was dating someone who's working on television,
and I think they were married. So he said, don't
O care for himself, get a life, you know, get
a real job. I think he did. I think he
did absolutely all right, the correct answer. Kim Kardashian bought
a Bible, a Bible from OJ Simpson's estate. She paid

(24:34):
eighty thousand dollars for a Bible.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Wow, I thought she was going to get proof that
he's Chloe's dad.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Well, that's the great story. But OJ's Bible, I guess
it has a special meeting her dad. Robert Kardashian is
one of OJ's buddies and lawyers and all that. Yeah,
that had given had given OJ the child. Do you
think OJ read the Bible? I don't know. Maybe who knows.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
What if there's like secret notes written inside the Bible.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Well suppose you there there are notes. That's why she
wanted to buy it. It contained her dad's name and
a handwritten note. And I think the note said, dear OJ,
please stop cutting people's heads off. Thank you? All right, No,
I don't know, maybe that was there was something else there.
And so there's that. And now to relate to your
point there, Lorena Kim is said to have given the

(25:27):
Bible to Chloe, So she gave it to us.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
Oh really, well, yeah, it just happens.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Chloe's just taller than all the other Kardashian women, right,
just it's just a quinky dinking.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Completely different facial features.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
You know, it happens very large sometimes, you.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Know, everyone else is quite small.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
The pool guy or Heisman winning running back comes over
for an afternoon.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Thing's best friend.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
I don't know. All right, all right, let's go back
to the phones. Very exciting. Mouthwash Mic is called back
from Sin City. Go to Las Wages, Nevada. Right now.
We talked to him last hour. He was not paying attention.
Let's see if he's paying attention now. Hello, mouthwash Mic
on his Obama phone.

Speaker 8 (26:09):
I am here, how are you doing? You?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Sounds full of excitement. Mouthwash, mic, you sound overwhelmed with joy.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
I am super excited that it's not raining right now
out here.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Ah. Yes, you're not easy. You're not allowed. Are you
banned from all the casinos because of your situation?

Speaker 8 (26:31):
You know? If I am, I will just change my hat.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
So all you have to do is change your hat
and you're good pretty much.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
Just change my head or let my facial hair grow out,
or put on a fake beer.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, okay, I got you.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
Yeah, yeah, and learn that one from big Fish George Glunney.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Aren't you a sharp cookie?

Speaker 8 (27:07):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
If I was any better, I would be sleeping. But
I am.

Speaker 9 (27:17):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Hey, you're not. You're not the guy that walked into
that casino with the ar ar gun? Are you? You're not?
Did you see that video this week? Oh my god,
you didn't see it, but holy crap. You know some guy,
some guy walked into a casino with a like a
rifle and he was in Henderson. Yeah, it's crazy. Wow,
I'm crazy.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
I I generally I am an indoor carpenter, commercial and residential,
but I generally, uh leave outstors because I don't want
to yes to be around a lot of people the time.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
I understand, I understand you. You're not You're not going
to be swimming at the Bolagie anytime soon, because you.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
Know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
What what what what?

Speaker 8 (28:19):
What what?

Speaker 4 (28:20):
What?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Spit it out?

Speaker 8 (28:22):
Okay, it out? Okay. I got a one ticket from
somebody one time.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Okay, Well that's yeah, that's kind that's that's like when
that's like when weed Man asked people send me money,
and was it Robbie the Mariner fan, one of the
one of the schmucks send him like ten cents or
something whatever, the lowest amount.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
That's not nice.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
Yeah, but I am one of the the stewardesses their
or whatever. Which miss can I actually pay one penny?
And she told death one and it came out.

Speaker 9 (29:07):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (29:08):
I put one bet on it and it came out to.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
And so you turned you turned one cent into a
dollar fifty one. That's a tremendous job by you. Yeah,
that's great, great return on investment. You didn't spend any money.
All right, mouthwash, Mike. I love him, and be safe
out there, stay drive my man, all right, stay dry.
Thank you, We we love you. Be safe. We hope
to see you soon. Our buddy mouthwash Mic on the
mean streets of Las Vegas. And we're about due for

(29:38):
our guy from Tempe, our homeless buddy from Tampedo call.
And he hasn't called it in a while. I think
we used up all of his minutes because we we've
kept him on hold. Let's go to b Gootti the trucker.
Who's next? Hello, Bugotti the trucker, So talk to me.

Speaker 9 (29:57):
You tink about jud and Jefferson. He gets traded to
the Cowboys, gonna be downgraded if you think about that.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I didn't see that. And yeah, he would be downgraded
because he would not be getting the ball all the time.
So yeah, downgrade.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
Who's throwing him the ball?

Speaker 8 (30:17):
Now? He's playing? Now he got help one of the
best sports beasts ever throw.

Speaker 9 (30:21):
Him the ball.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah. But if he went to Dallas, they have now,
they have pickings, they got Ceedee Lamb. He's not going
to Dallas any what do you Why are you bothering
having this conversation. There's no way he's going to Dallas
unless the Cowboy's gonna trade Ceedee Lamb for Justin Jefferson.
That's not gonna happen.

Speaker 8 (30:36):
That's not gonna happen neither. But I mean that guy
is crazy talking about that.

Speaker 9 (30:40):
He's a downgrade.

Speaker 8 (30:41):
He can't downgrade. That's an upgrade for America's team.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Okay, well, guy, America's team. America's team in nineteen ninety four,
they were America's team. Ninety five, they were America's team.
Not now.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
How many times you mentioned the Dallas Cowboys this week?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
How many times? Three times? That's a lie. It's actually
one hundred and seventy. It's a lot. All right, guy,
be safe out there. Bugti is Bugotti the trucker. Look
at that Bugatti the trucker, Doctor, Dallas Cowboys. How about
them cowboys show? Yeah, it's Lorena and let's see the Cowboys.

(31:22):
You know who they're playing this week in Lorena?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah, they're playing the Is it the Texans?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yes? The Texans played on Thursday and they're playing again
on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
It's called a doubleheader.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
It's an odd schedule. Normally teams don't play on Thursday
in week twelve and then also on Sunday. But the
Texans it's an odd kirk and the schedule. Yeah, it's
in an odd situation there, all right, big cowboy fans outstanding.
Let's go back to the calls and who do we
have any meany mighty mo. Let's say hello do blind

(31:56):
Scott on the north end of Boston, Hello blind Scott?

Speaker 9 (31:59):
Well, hey, what's happening to Yeah? My mouthwise Mike. He's
an indoor carpenter, but he sleeps outside at night and
he doesn't just like people, you know, so he sleeps
outside to bother all the people do. Some guy chased
me down earlier when I was leaving Dunkin Donuts. He
was like, hey, I got to talk to you. He
was far away. He was going to beat me up.
I could hear him gaining on me his feet and

(32:20):
his pants. He was pulling up so he got close
to me. I was in the street. He entered the street,
so I turned to tell him, like stop. You know
when you say stop, you're scaring me. That should be enough,
you know what I mean? Like otherwise they had that
stand your groundma in Florida. But he did stop. But
it was scary. And then I started walk home and
then like I evacuated everything that I had to do.

(32:43):
When I got home, I was so scared. And then
I called WFA N and got into a fight with
the callscreener on WFA and sent him all these nasty
messages and told them they were the worst station ever
and the reason why they go bankrupt all the time
is because all they talk about is the Yankees, and
you know, and that's been my night tonight.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
You know, that seems like a typical blind Scott kind
of a night that you been eating really bad.

Speaker 9 (33:07):
The city council president about it, so that I'm keeping
an eye on it over there. I showed you the email.
I mean, it was kind of it was very scary
because I was wearing K pop Demon Hunters gear and
I had left.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Why why were you? Why were you wearing that?

Speaker 9 (33:20):
Because they do like long leg cosplay and I was
that Big Night Live like right before that. You know,
so somebody has been watching me around there, and you know,
there's a twenty four hour business around there. They're great,
you know, but people should not stand in front of
them like strange people. They got to clear them out
of there, you know what I'm saying. Like, and I
don't know how they do that, but I don't. You know,

(33:40):
it's too close to a call for me to be
out there. People are seeing me but it's cheaper to
leave the North End. It's over by the hospital, so
everything over there is a lot cheaper than the North End,
so I walk over there. I mean, my dad even
has been calling sports radio. He called us where he's
trying to compete with me. He thinks he's better than me.
I'm better than him. He doesn't know what he's doing.
If he's listening right now, he's not good enough. Don't

(34:02):
try to compete with me.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Call Why are you getting into a fight with your
dad who's probably not listening. He's probably sleeping.

Speaker 9 (34:10):
No, he was listening this morning.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
You guys tag team the radio together.

Speaker 9 (34:16):
Oh, because we don't get along.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeh No, No, years ago I did talk. Your dad
called into this show. Remember Scott, you're on with him.
He's dead. This is crazy. Blind Scott's dad sounds just
like blind Scott while Yes, the same cadence, the same voice.
It's crazy.

Speaker 9 (34:34):
Yeah, we were in thturning the super Bowl. Ben had a
Super Bowl party. We were on for the Seattle Patriots
super Bowl and me and my dad were watching it.
We talked. It was a great time. It was about
eleven years ago. Ben's had the Overnight Show colmast twenty years.
He lost it to JT. The Brick for a brief
period of time, and then he got it back again.
And Ben's been one of the most long standing people
in radio actually now and Paul Finebaum is seventy one

(34:56):
and he's still doing it now. And I think you
can do it for twenty more years in this time, Squat, Like, that's.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Twenty more years of hot takes my guts.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Ben isn't fine bym I read he's going to become
a politician. Is that right? He's gonna be radio.

Speaker 9 (35:11):
Yeah, he's gonna run in Tuberville seat. And then you
can run for politician when you're done with the radio,
and I can run for governor.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Okay, you'd be a governor. I'll be I'll be your
lieutenant governor. That's a good idea, all right. I got
I gotta go, Thank you, Scott, I go call some
go annoy some other radio people, go bother them. So
blind Scott, and you really have not lived, you haven't
really worked in radio until you've been assaulted by Blind
Scott via a email bombing run You don't believe me? Uh,

(35:41):
Fred Toucher who's the morning guy in Boston has also
been assaulted by blind Scott and there's a a trail
of ashes. The trail of tears with blind Scott when
he has not is not anything you have to do.
You don't have to do anything to trigger blind Scott.
You just have to be on the radio and and
you know Scott if he gets off the meds or

(36:02):
something like that, or he's just having a bad day,
he just just he's an.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Attack attack attack, attack, attack, attack attack.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Anyway, it is the Ben Malor Shows. We're working a
way through the overnight hours and we have the insta
tribute also Mallor to the third degree coming up. Here's
the Innsta Tribune. Shudur Sanders will be the eighteenth different
quarterback to make his first career start in the regular
season for the Browns since they returned to the NFL
in nineteen ninety nine. Now, of the previous seventeen quarterbacks

(36:34):
since nineteen ninety nine to make their first career start
of the regular season with the Browns, those quarterbacks were
oer for seventeen. They didn't win one game. Blank was
the last quarterback to win his first career start for
the Cleveland Browns. That is the instant tribute. The answer.
We'll get to it. We will do it next.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Malor
Show weekdays at I'm Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
A lie, it's a lie.

Speaker 7 (37:09):
Today's Friday, Today's Friday, Today's Friday.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
It's a plump pussy right there. Quickly, welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (37:19):
There, idiot, you.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Roll man, jerk yourself away. Put a sock in your mouth.
That's outpad. That's twenty five thousand dollars out path.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Don't worry, don't worry.

Speaker 9 (37:27):
It's just take the tot.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Is he gonna make money? Meat's very tasty. My lover balls,
you are the weakest things holding your ass. But how
about shut up?

Speaker 8 (37:40):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
The show is over.

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back to it, and here is the Insta trivia. In

(38:45):
a blatant attempt to get you to Linusen a little
bit longer. Shitter Sanders will be the eighteenth different quarterback
to make his first career start in the regular season
for the Cleveland Browns since they returned to the NFL
in nineteen nineteen. Those quarterbacks are zero for seventeen. Blank
was the last quarterback to win his first career start

(39:08):
for the factory of sadness, the Cleveland Browns. And there
are so many choices to go with that is the question.
What's the answer? We have Maller to the third degree
right around the corner, who do we have here Halfpine's
Dream Kitchen Guests by Just Josh and Cincinnati mcguel on
Fire of the Ups, Browns from Alf the Alien, O

(39:31):
Piner see somebody gets Tree in Chicago. He knows what
Brown can do for him. Crazy Frog from Scrooge, Ray
Nichke from Rob the goat Man, Carly ray Jepson, Who's
forty Today from Late Night Drug Tester Justin in Cincinnatigus
by Robbie the Mariner Fan Nice Outfit, K Pop Blind

(39:52):
Scott from Milkman, Mike Johnny Manziel from Eloy from Compton,
Brandon Whedon from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. Miguel on Fire
going with Burnie coz Aar ej Manuel from Trucker Joe
got to have a fall Guy, Tim Couch from Mister
Irrigation in Houston. What say you, Lorrain Up?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I'm gonna go with Joe Montana.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
No, it's also not Brownie the Elf guessed by Doug
in South Korea. The correct Dancer the Great Eric Zeier
in nineteen ninety five against Jeff Flake and the Bengals
at Riverfront Stadium for Coach Bill Belichick.

Speaker 10 (40:24):
Here we all smallard. How about that to the third degree.
This is one big Ben gets grilled coolly.

Speaker 11 (40:35):
So Ben, the other day we talked about Matthew Stafford
being the favorite for MVP, but now it seems that
the Rams are also the betting favorite to win the
Super Bowl. Are you that confident, Ben?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
No, it's wide open. It's the Rams have a very
good team. They have a good shot of getting to
the super Bowl. But it's not like they're a lock.
There's three or four teams in the AFC and the
NFC that you can go with the Rams. If the
defense continues to play the way they're playing, there's no
reason they cannot reach the super Bowl. Philadelphia is beatable

(41:07):
without They just beat Seattle. They had no chance with
Sam Darnold Green Bay. There's no invincible team. You look
at the top teams in the NFC, there is no
one's like invincible right next.

Speaker 11 (41:16):
Joe Flacco spoke with the media on Wednesday and said
that he would like a starting opportunity in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Do you think someone will give it to him? Yes.
What he needs to do is go down to Best
Buy and buy Madden Football twenty seven when it comes out,
and he will be able to play as QB one
on that game. I think he'll be able to do
very well. No, of course he'll start. If he wants
to keep playing, he'll be picked up by somebody coop
as a backup, high end, back up a bad team.

(41:43):
He'll get a chance to start. He's not gonna be
a QB one.

Speaker 11 (41:45):
Next, with Nico Harrison gone, Mark Cuban is back in
the decision making mix with the MAVs. How long do
you think it'll take him to undo the damage?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Now, that is just a pr move. He's not making
any decisions. He just has a seat at the table,
but he's not actually deciding. He doesn't have fun final
edit on that. That's a bull crap story. I do
like that. Nico Harrison blamed Mark Cuban for the Jalen
Brunson movie. That was cool.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
How do we know what we do?

Speaker 10 (42:08):
What we do?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
What we passed? I passed, I passed. I passed. I passed,
I passed, I passed.