August 14, 2024 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about Aaron Rodgers saying preseason NFL action isn't "real football," Bengals WR Ja'Marr Chase missing practice, Tua Tagovailoa saying he needs to see Odell Beckham run and catch to see how he fits with the team, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our name Bird two. We parsed
the words of an NFL quarterback, Aaron Rogers. Aaron Rodgers
says preseason NFL action isn't real football. The Jets quarterback said,
your thoughts on that? Also, we read that Bengals wide
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receiver Jamar Chase missed Tuesday's practice altogether while he's waiting
for a contract the extension. How does this change the
dynamic in Cincinnati? And what did you take away from
Tua tongue Baylis saying he needs to see Odell Beckham
run and catch to see actually how he actually fits
in that Miami Dolphin offense. We'll talk about all that
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and much more right now. Say hello to my little friend,
our number two, the wisdom of the signal caller. Welcome.
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the hood, the neighborhood, mister Rogers, neighborhood to be exact.
Emin Rogers yet again filling up the content machine. Now,
I'm not going to do a rant about Rogers. Is
what he said the other day in an unauthorized autobiography
where he said he regretted so he was immune. He
used the immunity line. There we duringed COVID remember that
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line and he regretted it, but he said it was
because like marketing reason. But I don't care about that.
The non conformist quarterback Aaron Rodgers, he has chimed in
on the value of exhibition football, so he didn't hear
what he said. The Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers pointed out
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when asked about practice games and all this stuff, and
he said he's not missing any real football, staying on
the sidelines to begin the exhibition season. But rather than
me give you the verbatim quote, let's go to the
audio tape. Here's Aaron Rodgers on this whole preseason thing.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Preseason is not what it used to be. Is to
see if young guys, once the lights go on and
the pads go on on the tackling happens, if they can,
if they can show up, or if they don't. So
what's there a gain, you know, just going out there
and being back on the field in a situation where
you could get hit. Preseason is it's not real.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Football, Fike, It's fake. He went on to talk about
how the teams don't show anything and they show more
stuff in practice and all that stuff. So that last
part that preseason is not real football. That's what we
call the money quote. So let us discuss the question,
Aaron Rodgers. As you heard, they're saying that the NFL
preseason is not real football, and it doesn't matter whether
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he plays or not. Your thoughts on that. So I've
got bout a bing sci fi and food chain combind
all these things together, and we are going to make
a migraine headache. If you hear Rico call the show
called Last Star Rico from Denver. You'll get a migraine headache.
So num burm, Yes, all right, Aaron Rodgers, you say
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what you want? Is this that and the other thing?
Firebrand vice presidential? No, I never got that. But his
name was mentioned. His name was mentioned. But this is
one issue. And there's people that love Aaron Rodgers, there's
people that despise Aaron Rodgers. Thus he is a polarizing figure.
But this topic of conversation for Rogers talking about preseason football,
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this is what's known in politics as a bipartisan issue
that both sides of the aisle can agree. We're in
lockstep with Aaron Rodgers. We are. Exhibition football is a
waste of your time. It is a waste of my time.
It is a waste of everyone's time, the most valuable
resource we all have as human beings, and it's being
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wasted on this exhibition football. Right. It just is so.
In this particular take, Rogers crafted a masterpiece. He did
He did the quiet part out loud. Every man, woman
and child knows this to be the gospel when it
comes to practice football, just the way it is. And
this is one of those tamboos in the NFL that
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they don't like to talk about. I remember years ago
when I interviewed Dennis Green. I was coaching the Vikings
at the time, and he's more more known and more
famous for a rant when he was coaching the Cardinals,
and you know, they are who we thought they were.
But Dennis Green, cool guy, was like a into jazz
a lot. And I interviewed and I was like, oh,
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it was like preseason, and so I was like, I said,
my exhibitions and Dennis Green like he got all offended,
and he's like, well, you know it's Ben, it's a preseason.
We don't call that exhibition season. Give me a whole ring.
And that's continued, you know, so talking points memo from
the NFL. They've done this over the years, but it's
one of these is like going to the neighborhood pub.
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Exhibition football is like going to the neighborhood pub. We'll
call it the in honor of the Sopranos, the bottle bing.
You go down there to have a drink and you
find out that all of the alcohol is watered down,
water down alcohol, and it's like zero percent alcohol. And
that is a water down, not just water down beer,
zero percent and It's one of these things like back
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in the Bronze Age before, when in the NFL is
a mom and pop operation, you actually had a chance
to make a roster. You could impress somebody and you
could play yourself off a roster. And back when the
meton were met and they had hair on their chest
and all that stuff, and they had have real jobs,
had have construction jobs or sell cars in the off season.
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Those days are gone, like trying to find cheap Big Max,
you know, just gone. And there are fifty five players,
fifty five players on an NFL team's roster. There are
fifty three on the active roster. There are forty eight
players that dress on a Sunday or Thursday or a
Monday in the NFL. So with that, NFL teams, by
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the time they show up the camp, they know ninety
eight percent of those jobs are filled. A couple of
spots on the backside the practice squad that are available,
but that's it, that's all. Our guys get hurt and
so there's other opportunities. But going in, you know who's
going to be on the team. Now, page two, we
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hop skip and jump to the land in Ohio, and boy,
I know dicking. Dayton's excited about this. Our caller there,
we go over to Cincinnati, where we read that the
Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase was persona non grata. He
did not show up to Tuesday's practice altogether, had other
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things that maybe had a Dennis appointment or something like that,
while he is waiting for a contract extension from the team.
This does present a different scenario than had played out
in Bengals camp. So how does this change things now
for the Cincinnati football team? So, if what we are
hearing is true, it's a big if. But if what
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we're hearing is true, this is a waterloo moment in
the back and forth, the stalemate between the player and
the team. It is because Chase had missed practice. This
is the first time he's just not shown up. Previously,
he was involved in some drills, but he hadn't It's
not like he hadn't been there. He was physically there,
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he just wasn't doing a lot. And now he's turning
to a sci fi movie from like fifteen years ago,
I think it was at Avatar, and he's like, the
Bengals are not getting the message, and so what he's
doing here is he's turning up the heat on the Bengals.
This is a aggressive move. This is he's turning up
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the heat switch in senderies on and seeing the Bengals
scatter like roaches. My favorite line was the Bengals head
coaches like, well, he's day to day? What is he
day to day with? He just didn't show up because
he's upset with his contract day to day? Now Chase,
who's I think twenty four if I remember correctly, he
continues to be at loggerheads with Mike Brown. What can
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Brown do for you? Probably not to give you the
contract your heart desires. He's entering his fourth season, so
the Bengals do not have to do anything at this point. However,
everyone other than the Cowboys pretty much bends over to
the players that demand a new contract because these are
boom times in the NFL. But Jamar Chase's entering his
fourth season. So if my mother math is correct on
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Jamar Chase, he's got two years left on the rookie deal,
the second being that fully guaranteed fifth year option. So
next year is the time to really give him the contract.
And the Bengals they're gonna hold on to all the
shekels they can hold on to until they have to
pay him. Now, final point, we go to South Florida
where weed Man Hippie can be found on Lincoln Road.
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Our caller from Miami, but the story out of Miami
that cut my attention or Miami adjacent? What did you
take away from quarterback toua tongue of Iloa, who got paid?
Even one of the guys that got paid. Guy doesn't
perform well in big games, at least in the NFL,
but overmatched by cold weather. So you gave a guy
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I know they're in the Miami Well, how often do
the Dolphins have home field? Not often, so they're gonna
have to play every year. They're gonna play in Baltimore,
or you go through the AFC, the top Buffalo, even
though they're not as good as they were, the cold
weather Kansas City. He's your cold weather outdoor teams, and
they gave a guy who can't play in cold weather
and has to win. To get to the super Bowl,
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you have to win the AFC, which means you're gonna
have to play well in a place like Kansas City, Buffalo, Baltimore,
Pittsburgh at one of those places they give him the
money makes a lot of sense. Anyway, It's not about him,
it's about what he said. So to a tongue of
Biloa recently said that he needs to see Odell Beckham
run and catch before he can tell you how he
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fits into the Dolphins offense, says ob j has been
limited to mostly spectator duty and catch. But that's about it,
not catch and run. So what do you make of this?
What's your takeaway from that particular comment. I give you
the gist of it from tu a tongue of other
I'm glad you asked. So Tua is playing a classic
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elementary school game. He is playing the game dodgeball is
what he's playing, right, And he's giving you a version
of the truth, but not the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth, more of the subtle truth. He's like
the subtle truth guy, because when you look at the
food chain in Miami, what Tua was really saying he
didn't like to lie that much. He's one of these guys,
a very religious guy. I don't like to lie. A
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lot of these guys love lying. He didn't like to lie,
so he kind of skirts around the issue and what
he's saying here is that there's no issue. As we
said the food chain there in Miami, that the supply
chain is good, and the way it works, you've got
the pillars. You've got the two pillars. You've got on
one side Tyreek Hill and the other side you've got
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Jalen Wattle. They both got paid. They combined last season
for fifty percent of the targets for the Dolphins. Those
two guys got fifty percent of the available targets. Now,
following the Dynamos for Miami, you then fall off a cliff.
So in theory, there's an opportunity for Odell Beckham Junior
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to take over and do great things, and people are
very excited about that. But Odell Beckham who is competing
against a rookie Malik Washington and some veterans in Braxton
Barrios and Willie Snead who does not like Tua. He's
a big name, but he's got little game left. And
we saw the final moment Odell Beckham in that Super
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Bowl to me, the greatest super Bowl of my life
in my adult life. Rams Bengals, O MG, what an
amazing super Bowl. But Beckham early on was he was great.
He was the top player in the field, and he
got hurt and that's it acl injury. He's been a
shell of his former self since then, and he continues
to get opportunities. He bounces outs with Baltimore. Now he's
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going to Miami, and he'll be in Miami a short
time and then go somewhere else. It is the Ben
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an NFL quarterback has broken a sales record involving cologne.
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Why are we going to talk about cologne? There's a catch.
We'll get to that and we will do it next.
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Speaker 1 (15:15):
It's Ben mallor Matt the Warrior Raider, Tom Brady Rose fan.
Since he started listening to the show, every one of
his teams is relocated. He was an A's fan, Raider fan,
Warrior fan. They were all in Oakland. None of them
are in Oakland. I know the other Warriors are just
across the Bay Bridge, Okay, for whatever, They're not in Oakland.
Across the Bay Bridge a body of water anyway. Matt says,
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if practice football is a waste of time, why did
you waste our time by burning four monologues on practice
football on Monday when Steph Curry deserved his Manny and
Petty for saving Team USA's bacon. The reason I did
that is because if you look at the big Board, football,
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even exhibition football, better than Olympic basketball by a country mile. Yeah,
by a country. And I made an editorial decision. I
have editorial control over the content on the show, thank god,
because management doesn't listen. And I decided that any football
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is good. We love our football and that's just the
way it is. So put that in your pipe and
smoke it you warrior brown Yoser Shane and they says,
hey plus plus on the mouthwash talk on yesterday's show.
We don't get that kind of content from the talking
heads on the day Shift. And he said the fun
fact did make me feel feel old. So late night
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drug test or Sister mar Chase had to skip practice
and search something positive for people to visit when they
come to Ohio to prove a Dick and Dayton wrong. Yeah.
I got an email from a listener. ILL probably talk
more about this on the podcast I do the Fifth
Hour podcast this weekend. But the guy brought up a
great point that that Dick and Dayton Moulman on the
show was so good that we can contact the Ohio
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Board of Tourism and get them to send us to
Ohio to show us all the great things about Ohio.
They could like fly. Yeah, it's worth a shot. So
Coop send a letter. I don't even know if is
that even the thing the Ohio Board of Tourism. Maybe
the guy sure it is, do you think so?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:25):
It's Coop good at writing letters though, because I am.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Are you write the letter? All right? You write the letter?
You write the letter, say, he do you we do
a national radio show. We got here. You know a
lot of listeners in Ohio. And it was this great
debate about what to do in Ohio and this guy
called up and nothing, nothing to do, Nothing to do?
Worth a shot? Right, Maybe they'll send us some I
Love Ohio stickers or something, because there's got to be
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something to do in Ohio. Well, there's a lot to
do in Ohio. I am wearing my shirt. Play it again,
play it again. I want to hear it again. Oh
I can't tell Coop why Ohio is a great place.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Well, listen, have a good day.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
The timing on that was just a ten out of ten.
Man alive, Dick and Dayton, this is the guy again.
He's called me for twenty years, loves Ohio, never goes
anywhere other than Ohio. He thinks, like you know those
flat earthers, think you fall off the end of there.
Dick and Dayton thinks you'd be leave Ohio, like you
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get some kind of illness or something like that, you
turn into a zombie. And so he'll never leave Ohio's wold,
Let's go to Double oh Mexican in San Diego. But yeah, Lareena.
If you want to email on behalf of the show.
Contact someone there, you're on the air, Double ow Mexican.
I heard that large sound that you made there.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
Yes, yeah, I'm cooking right now, dinner.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
What are you making? What? Let's try to guess food
picks with double oh Mexican in San Diego. What is
he making? Let's see right now. I'm gonna go first
food picks.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
I say you are Marcel.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, he's not gonna win this one. I say you
were making spaghetti, no meatballs, Eddie Churiso. Does I say
he's a Mexican? Why would you choose spaghetti?
Speaker 8 (19:17):
You don't think he's Italian?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It doesn't. You guys are all racist, You're all every one.
He's racist. What do you think do you think of there?
You're a single guy, double Mexican? Am I right?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
A single guy? Spaghetti? You boil some water? He put
the pasta in theagat little canned tomato sauce. Boy, I
think you made frozen taqito. Oh well that's a good.
I like the taquito. But we're doing food picks with
double old Mexican.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
I think he's uh. I think he's frying up a steak.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Okay and reveal answers please big answer.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
Here A man coop hits the money on the head.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, che So you would you went Mexican food? Come
on place? How's that working? A guy I occasionally work with,
total nut job. He's trying to get me on the
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carnival die a carnivore diety. So what do you eat
on the side of your meat?
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Avocado?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That's not meat.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
If you're on a carnivore diets.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Meat, what can you have with Is it only meat?
You can't eat like a potato.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
You can eat like avocado and any other things.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I don't like avacado. What about like you can't eat rice?
No rice? I like no rice. There's got to be
a side dish that's you get nothing.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Who doesn't like avocado?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I don't like avocato. It's hard. You cut your fingers
trying to get that pit out of it. It's it's
not you don't want to mess with it.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
You just get that.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Or you can squeeze it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
You know when people go when it's a here's a
fun fact, all right, avocado season. The they know when
it's avocado season in the emergency room because the number
of people that come in with like cut fingers and
from the avocado. I'm not making that up. That is
not a lie. I will bet you one thousand dollars
double o Mexican that avocado season trips to the emergency
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room skyrocket because people can't get the pit out of
the avocado.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
What weird?
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Very easy? I mean not to mention. Isn't avocado like
pretty much in season, like almost all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Well that's because of because of labs, you know, lab general,
fake avocado, A big, big avocado has taken over big
big coado.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
Yeah, card Ben.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
What do you call about? What do you want?
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Well? I just wanted to get your take on all
schemes and Jackson mearro for Rookie of the Year and
pitcher general. Take you go with a pitcher it was
only going to pitch half the year? Or do you
go with the guy who plays every day?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah? Well, I know what you want me to say, right,
I know.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
You you I stop.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I know who you want me, But no, who's bigger
for baseball? Who's gonna who's gonna be like something that's
really big for baseball? Well, it's the pitcher. It's Paul
skeins he's gonna be the next great starting pitcher in baseball.
Allegedly he gets Tommy John although he doesn't picture the Dodgers,
so maybe he'll avoid Tommy John.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Serge if they shut him down the last month.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I still I still think he's gonna win it. But
if if he doesn't pitch, you can make a great
argument that and I would say you shouldn't give it
to him if he shut They shut him down out
of an abundance of caution. Doubleow Mexican. Like, you don't
want to burn that steak. Although I like burn steak,
you don't like I'm assuming you like you do not
enjoyed burnsteak.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
You don't want to burn all the arms like the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Oh, it is so great. And the Dodgers the dog, No, no,
you can't do it. The dog are so arrogant. It's
the bane of my existence. I want to talk about
this next time. River Ryan, their top young pitcher, twenty
five years old. Tommy John Surgery, so predictable, so predictable,
every one of them, they lead the world. And Tommy
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John Surgery, the Dodgers, what's the point of getting these
great pictures? They just put them in the wood chipper.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
I don't I don't understand the mentality. You're paying these
billions of dollars winch for them to throw as many
pitches as possible.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, well that's what you're doing. What you're doing, this
is a mistake. Okay, you're using logic. It's a shame
on you. It's wrong with you. Okay, these are these
are highly educated. These are the smartest people from Ivy
League institutions the Dodgers hired. They can't figure. I know,
I really don't get all. I gotta go, thank you,
enjoy your steak and your side of steak, and then
when you want more, have some more steak. Are you
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good at cooking steak? Ben, I'm not a big steak,
but I he is terrible at cooking sta Yeah, int
can I speak? Uh? If I want to make a steak,
what I do is I'm me and Rob Parker. We
butterfly cut it and then cook it. Even with you
are saying you butterfly your chicken too, butterfly everything. I'm
a bit.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Like Eddie just said, I believe the.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Proper col's a there's a camera right in front of me. Here,
there's like three cameras. The color of the camera should
be the color of the steaks. Stop it, yes, black.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Your tires and taste the same way, too.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Taste wonderful. You put some barbecue sauce or like a
one sauce on, so good. It is so good.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Nothing says great steak taste like drowning it in barbecue.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Su Rip it all.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
You want the palette of a five year old?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, and what's wrong with that? It's We've gotten me here,
look at me, the king of overnight radio. I'm not
judging you, Ben, why, yes, so hard? You're a woman,
Lorena by definition you're judging. Come on, please? Am I
wrong on that? I mean you disagree with that?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
My sexist button?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
We need that. You gotta get a that's right here,
I do have it.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Oh that's not even the one.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
That's that Is that Tammy? That sounds different though. Yeah,
we need a clean line for Tammy to say sexist.
We've got there's nothing wrong with that. We've got our
racist drop. We need the sexist drop, and we need
all the racist Yeah, there's our favorite favorite drop.
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Speaker 5 (25:29):
So news from football kind of a college and pro
related College football Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh is going
to be the honorary captain for the season opener against
my Fresdo State Bolthem. Surprise, you're not going to go
to that game any Yeah, money's a little tight. We
decided to do the Pittsburgh Charger thing instead. But uh,
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he's not going to be the captain for the game anymore.
For the season opener, as they were celebrating their national championship.
I have not been to the Big House, not even know.
But hardball yeah is. They are saying he was not uninvited,
but he probably was uninvited because of all the stuff
going on around him. But the explanation, given he doesn't
want to be away from the Chargers at this point.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Didn't he like leave the Chargers to go to the
Hall of Fame ceremony, if I flew a private plane,
left the team to go to the Hall of Fame?
He was, Yeah, he was there. Because Uh, it's bull crap.
I mean, we know that's bull crap. Well, the problem
is Michigan the optics, because you know what would have happened,
it would have been a standing ovation for Jim Harbaugh.
And it would have they would have there would have
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been these think pieces on the internet. I can't believe me.
Stagun fans, no one I'm talking about it that were
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Fun fact.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Fun fact.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
So Dale Earnhardt Junior. That's a former NASCAR driver?
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Really?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Oh yeah, okay is your grandpa's voice.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
I don't know. It just likes to think about Grandpa.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay. So Dale Earnhard Junior a NASCAR voice? Yeah, that's
your Southern NASCAR. Anyway, jale Arhard Jr. Would like Richard
Children's Racing to retire a font. That's right, the number
three font, which is the same font that his dad,
the Earnhart, you know, the king of the Earnhart family,
(27:47):
who died years ago in the first NASCAR race ever
on Fox Bottle. But he would like the font changed.
He died in the first NASCAR race ever. I remember,
I remember a Fox and they went off the air
because they didn't know at the time he had died.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
And I remember exactly where I was.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I remember too, Like Dale Earnhardt was like a big
even if you're not a NASCAR fan, Like he was
a big fing deal. Like this guy was the watch. Well,
Richard Petty was the king, but he was, he was
the boss. But anyway, it is the beat matter. How
about this story. Not often a sports owner is accused
of stealing sand the owner of the Milwaukee Brewers. This
(28:35):
is great. I love this Mark at Anasio. I believe
I prooss his name. He's a he's a billionaire and
he owns the Brewers. He's got a place because every
rich person has a place in Malibu. And he has
been accused in a lawsuit of stealing sand from broad
Beach in Malibu. What a dumb thing to do.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I think you wouldn't have done anything like this.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Mom and Dad were here.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
So the accusation, if I read this right, is that
he he hired people to use excavators to dig up
sand from broad Beach and then take it back on
trucks to be used at his house as part of
an ongoing construction project that they had. He just thought
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it's free sand. I could just stay, which I guess
you could technically argue that the sand just it pops
back up, right, I mean you take this no, no.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
And you're not supposed to take it from the beach
because it's a habitat.
Speaker 8 (29:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
So same with touching any You're not even supposed to touch
the sea life that you find in the sand.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Oh please. People take things all the time from the beach,
but you're not supposed to be it's ecosystem. You know,
you're not supposed to speed. People speed all the time, right,
you know. But no, he's so he's being sued for
stealing sand. The guy's a billionaire. Couldn't you just go
get bags of sand? I mean you could go to
home depot or lows or whatever. Get bags of sand.
(29:54):
The new cologne story that would be Titans quarterback Will Levis.
You see this starting quarterback with the Titans. They announced
a fragrance part from the mayonnaise Bill Miller might just
shut up. It's a mayonnaise fragrance and it's already sold out. Wow.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Yeah, me and Coop were just discussing how much we
love mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, I don't hate mayonnaise. Some people want to puke
when they think mayonnaise. I puke at ranch dressing and pickles.
Don't like the pickles either. Don't like the pickles. But
before the draft, and there was a story that said
he made this up pickle. But Will Levis had some
weird stories before the draft that he would eat bananas
(30:40):
with the peel on it, and he enjoyed putting mayonnaise
into his coffee. So he ended up getting a endorsement deal.
He got a lifetime supply of Hellman's Mayonnaise, the famous mayonnaise,
And so they did this cofab where they put a
little fragrance up. This is on a with when like
(31:01):
KFC comes out with like their fried Chicken and you
can smell like KFC and Taco Bells done these kind
of things. So it's a good like gimmick, gag, gift
and all that. It's kind of like when you talk
to Mark the full name guy. Hello, Marked, the full
name guy in not not in Medford, Oregon anymore. He's
in Ashland, Oregon. Welcome.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Yes, the cool.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Of Oregon.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Hold on, hold on. So now let me let me
ask Lorna now, as an Oregon veteran, Lorena, is that
an upgrade or a downgrade to go from Medford to Ashland?
Or is it a lateral move? Yeah? I think it
would technically be an upgrade.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
I like Ashland more than Medford. I think Medford has
more to do than Ashland, But Ashland's barb.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Do you think the property values went up or down
in Ashland when Mark moved it down?
Speaker 7 (31:55):
Up?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Up?
Speaker 6 (31:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Good neighbors are hard to find.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Hi, Mark, thank you kindly for that. I appreciate that
Ben Miller was not expecting that, was he anyway? So
Ben Mallard, please explain to me how the twenty twenty
(32:21):
World series was the most difficult of all world series?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Are you still litigate We've already decided the jury is
and the decision has been made.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Compared to let's say, the nineteen fifty five World Series.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well let me explain it to you, because it was
different than every other season. They only played sixty games,
so to get into the playoffs, you couldn't suffer a
devastating injury, so the degree of difficulty was harder. It's
like the difference between running a marathon and running a sprint.
In a marathon, if you fall off the pace early on,
you still have got a lot of time to make
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up the pace.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
In a CELLI game here, No, no, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I'm not buying that.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
But can you let me speak? Can you let me
sink speak? I mean, I mean my god?
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Here?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
No, no, you don't let me talk.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
What should I give?
Speaker 8 (33:12):
What should I?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Okay? So just you're all you need to know is
I'm right and you're wrong. And that's it.
Speaker 8 (33:18):
You're wrong. You lie like a dog.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
There's no lie. Why do you get so worked up? Here? Mark?
You get so angry. I don't understand. You should be
marked the angry guy that marked the full name guy here?
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Here, let's say, oh, you know I did three towards
the duty in Vietnam, and I don't talk about people
the way you do.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
How do I no threat? No was saying just justifiable
homicide the way you said it that I didn't say
you said it.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Oh but if I'm mentioning the words just a biable homicide,
that's a dead threat. Smuck.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Why are you so this is several years ago. I'm
not I'm just saying what you said. I did, you
said it. I'm not slay how I'm using your work
you said I don't like Okay, that's fine. Why do
you keep listening to you speak? All right? Go away,
(34:30):
Bill Miller, go get on your meds. All right. Anyway,
It is the Ben Maller Show. Time down for the
instat trivia. A's pitcher Austin Adams. He struck out Francisco
Alvarez in the fifth inning of the game last night
and then mocked the Mets blank while walking off the mound.
Austin Adams of the A's struck out Francisco Alvarez in
(34:52):
the fifth inning the last night's game. He then mocked
the Mets blank while walking off the mount. That's the
instat tribute. The answer next.
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Speaker 1 (35:29):
Ay's pitcher Austin Adams. He struck out Francisco Alvarez fifth
ending the game last night, then mocked the Mets blank
walking off the mound. That is the question, What is
the answer and mister Mets premature articulation from Malard prop guy.
I gave the Mets a Marcel in Brooklyn, Jersey. Who
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else do you have? Page down? A lot of mister
met their cheap grimace merchandise from late night drug Tester
mocked the Mets celebrity fans alf the pineer. Who else
do you have? Page down? A delicious steak prepared by
Chef Ben. Thank you for a dog. Ye, thank you.
Fergy mocked the Mets how they do the macarina from Milkman. Mike, Eddie,
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what say you quickly?
Speaker 5 (36:13):
I don't know. Mocked there some celebration they had.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I don't know, so good at this He that mocked
the OMG celebration, the o MG celebration. If you want
to do a third degree here, coop or would you
like to wait? Cool? Do you want to wait?
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Do you want to pass it?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I want to pass So I'm gonna I'm gonna defer
to the second half. See on the coin toss, Eddie.
Due to ratings purposes, sometimes you can wait because I
think the ratings will be higher. Next hour. Wrong, yeah,
next hour. I was reading I was gonna story the
other day. But the the OLYPSA I wanted to mention this.
(36:51):
The the mayor of Los Angeles and the people behind
the Olympics of twenty twenty eight say they're going to
have a no car Olympics. I saw this. How dumb
are these people? Like st dumb?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Sorry?
Speaker 6 (37:06):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
They want to have a no car Olympics in twenty
twenty eight? So everyone is going to get around using
public transportation? Oh yeah, okay here in Los Angeles, yeah, buses,
where we have the worst public transportation. Public they can
say they're going to upgrade public transportation, so I can't.
(37:28):
We wait to like the Canadian figure skating teams taking
the Blue Line and trying to get to the to
the event there and they're good luck.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Smash it used to the homeless people.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I used to take it on the buses I used
to take.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
To get rid of them.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Oh okay for the Olympics, Oh yeah, they will get
really I used to take the train all the time,
and I mean I was even scared. I was like,
oh big gone. I was like, whoa, there's some weird
stuff out there, man,
Hello and welcome. It's our name Bird two. We parsed
the words of an NFL quarterback, Aaron Rogers. Aaron Rodgers
says preseason NFL action isn't real football. The Jets quarterback said,
your thoughts on that? Also, we read that Bengals wide
(00:21):
receiver Jamar Chase missed Tuesday's practice altogether while he's waiting
for a contract the extension. How does this change the
dynamic in Cincinnati? And what did you take away from
Tua tongue Baylis saying he needs to see Odell Beckham
run and catch to see actually how he actually fits
in that Miami Dolphin offense. We'll talk about all that
(00:44):
and much more right now. Say hello to my little friend,
our number two, the wisdom of the signal caller. Welcome.
In the beginning of another hour of the Ben Show.
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the hood, the neighborhood, mister Rogers, neighborhood to be exact.
Emin Rogers yet again filling up the content machine. Now,
I'm not going to do a rant about Rogers. Is
what he said the other day in an unauthorized autobiography
where he said he regretted so he was immune. He
used the immunity line. There we duringed COVID remember that
(02:15):
line and he regretted it, but he said it was
because like marketing reason. But I don't care about that.
The non conformist quarterback Aaron Rodgers, he has chimed in
on the value of exhibition football, so he didn't hear
what he said. The Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers pointed out
(02:36):
when asked about practice games and all this stuff, and
he said he's not missing any real football, staying on
the sidelines to begin the exhibition season. But rather than
me give you the verbatim quote, let's go to the
audio tape. Here's Aaron Rodgers on this whole preseason thing.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Preseason is not what it used to be. Is to
see if young guys, once the lights go on and
the pads go on on the tackling happens, if they can,
if they can show up, or if they don't. So
what's there a gain, you know, just going out there
and being back on the field in a situation where
you could get hit. Preseason is it's not real.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Football, Fike, It's fake. He went on to talk about
how the teams don't show anything and they show more
stuff in practice and all that stuff. So that last
part that preseason is not real football. That's what we
call the money quote. So let us discuss the question,
Aaron Rodgers. As you heard, they're saying that the NFL
preseason is not real football, and it doesn't matter whether
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he plays or not. Your thoughts on that. So I've
got bout a bing sci fi and food chain combind
all these things together, and we are going to make
a migraine headache. If you hear Rico call the show
called Last Star Rico from Denver. You'll get a migraine headache.
So num burm, Yes, all right, Aaron Rodgers, you say
(04:03):
what you want? Is this that and the other thing?
Firebrand vice presidential? No, I never got that. But his
name was mentioned. His name was mentioned. But this is
one issue. And there's people that love Aaron Rodgers, there's
people that despise Aaron Rodgers. Thus he is a polarizing figure.
But this topic of conversation for Rogers talking about preseason football,
(04:29):
this is what's known in politics as a bipartisan issue
that both sides of the aisle can agree. We're in
lockstep with Aaron Rodgers. We are. Exhibition football is a
waste of your time. It is a waste of my time.
It is a waste of everyone's time, the most valuable
resource we all have as human beings, and it's being
(04:49):
wasted on this exhibition football. Right. It just is so.
In this particular take, Rogers crafted a masterpiece. He did
He did the quiet part out loud. Every man, woman
and child knows this to be the gospel when it
comes to practice football, just the way it is. And
this is one of those tamboos in the NFL that
(05:13):
they don't like to talk about. I remember years ago
when I interviewed Dennis Green. I was coaching the Vikings
at the time, and he's more more known and more
famous for a rant when he was coaching the Cardinals,
and you know, they are who we thought they were.
But Dennis Green, cool guy, was like a into jazz
a lot. And I interviewed and I was like, oh,
(05:35):
it was like preseason, and so I was like, I said,
my exhibitions and Dennis Green like he got all offended,
and he's like, well, you know it's Ben, it's a preseason.
We don't call that exhibition season. Give me a whole ring.
And that's continued, you know, so talking points memo from
the NFL. They've done this over the years, but it's
one of these is like going to the neighborhood pub.
(05:56):
Exhibition football is like going to the neighborhood pub. We'll
call it the in honor of the Sopranos, the bottle bing.
You go down there to have a drink and you
find out that all of the alcohol is watered down,
water down alcohol, and it's like zero percent alcohol. And
that is a water down, not just water down beer,
zero percent and It's one of these things like back
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in the Bronze Age before, when in the NFL is
a mom and pop operation, you actually had a chance
to make a roster. You could impress somebody and you
could play yourself off a roster. And back when the
meton were met and they had hair on their chest
and all that stuff, and they had have real jobs,
had have construction jobs or sell cars in the off season.
(06:39):
Those days are gone, like trying to find cheap Big Max,
you know, just gone. And there are fifty five players,
fifty five players on an NFL team's roster. There are
fifty three on the active roster. There are forty eight
players that dress on a Sunday or Thursday or a
Monday in the NFL. So with that, NFL teams, by
(06:59):
the time they show up the camp, they know ninety
eight percent of those jobs are filled. A couple of
spots on the backside the practice squad that are available,
but that's it, that's all. Our guys get hurt and
so there's other opportunities. But going in, you know who's
going to be on the team. Now, page two, we
(07:20):
hop skip and jump to the land in Ohio, and boy,
I know dicking. Dayton's excited about this. Our caller there,
we go over to Cincinnati, where we read that the
Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase was persona non grata. He
did not show up to Tuesday's practice altogether, had other
(07:42):
things that maybe had a Dennis appointment or something like that,
while he is waiting for a contract extension from the team.
This does present a different scenario than had played out
in Bengals camp. So how does this change things now
for the Cincinnati football team? So, if what we are
hearing is true, it's a big if. But if what
(08:03):
we're hearing is true, this is a waterloo moment in
the back and forth, the stalemate between the player and
the team. It is because Chase had missed practice. This
is the first time he's just not shown up. Previously,
he was involved in some drills, but he hadn't It's
not like he hadn't been there. He was physically there,
(08:24):
he just wasn't doing a lot. And now he's turning
to a sci fi movie from like fifteen years ago,
I think it was at Avatar, and he's like, the
Bengals are not getting the message, and so what he's
doing here is he's turning up the heat on the Bengals.
This is a aggressive move. This is he's turning up
(08:45):
the heat switch in senderies on and seeing the Bengals
scatter like roaches. My favorite line was the Bengals head
coaches like, well, he's day to day? What is he
day to day with? He just didn't show up because
he's upset with his contract day to day? Now Chase,
who's I think twenty four if I remember correctly, he
continues to be at loggerheads with Mike Brown. What can
(09:08):
Brown do for you? Probably not to give you the
contract your heart desires. He's entering his fourth season, so
the Bengals do not have to do anything at this point. However,
everyone other than the Cowboys pretty much bends over to
the players that demand a new contract because these are
boom times in the NFL. But Jamar Chase's entering his
fourth season. So if my mother math is correct on
(09:31):
Jamar Chase, he's got two years left on the rookie deal,
the second being that fully guaranteed fifth year option. So
next year is the time to really give him the contract.
And the Bengals they're gonna hold on to all the
shekels they can hold on to until they have to
pay him. Now, final point, we go to South Florida
where weed Man Hippie can be found on Lincoln Road.
(09:53):
Our caller from Miami, but the story out of Miami
that cut my attention or Miami adjacent? What did you
take away from quarterback toua tongue of Iloa, who got paid?
Even one of the guys that got paid. Guy doesn't
perform well in big games, at least in the NFL,
but overmatched by cold weather. So you gave a guy
(10:14):
I know they're in the Miami Well, how often do
the Dolphins have home field? Not often, so they're gonna
have to play every year. They're gonna play in Baltimore,
or you go through the AFC, the top Buffalo, even
though they're not as good as they were, the cold
weather Kansas City. He's your cold weather outdoor teams, and
they gave a guy who can't play in cold weather
and has to win. To get to the super Bowl,
(10:36):
you have to win the AFC, which means you're gonna
have to play well in a place like Kansas City, Buffalo, Baltimore,
Pittsburgh at one of those places they give him the
money makes a lot of sense. Anyway, It's not about him,
it's about what he said. So to a tongue of
Biloa recently said that he needs to see Odell Beckham
run and catch before he can tell you how he
(10:56):
fits into the Dolphins offense, says ob j has been
limited to mostly spectator duty and catch. But that's about it,
not catch and run. So what do you make of this?
What's your takeaway from that particular comment. I give you
the gist of it from tu a tongue of other
I'm glad you asked. So Tua is playing a classic
(11:17):
elementary school game. He is playing the game dodgeball is
what he's playing, right, And he's giving you a version
of the truth, but not the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth, more of the subtle truth. He's like
the subtle truth guy, because when you look at the
food chain in Miami, what Tua was really saying he
didn't like to lie that much. He's one of these guys,
a very religious guy. I don't like to lie. A
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lot of these guys love lying. He didn't like to lie,
so he kind of skirts around the issue and what
he's saying here is that there's no issue. As we
said the food chain there in Miami, that the supply
chain is good, and the way it works, you've got
the pillars. You've got the two pillars. You've got on
one side Tyreek Hill and the other side you've got
(12:00):
Jalen Wattle. They both got paid. They combined last season
for fifty percent of the targets for the Dolphins. Those
two guys got fifty percent of the available targets. Now,
following the Dynamos for Miami, you then fall off a cliff.
So in theory, there's an opportunity for Odell Beckham Junior
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to take over and do great things, and people are
very excited about that. But Odell Beckham who is competing
against a rookie Malik Washington and some veterans in Braxton
Barrios and Willie Snead who does not like Tua. He's
a big name, but he's got little game left. And
we saw the final moment Odell Beckham in that Super
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Bowl to me, the greatest super Bowl of my life
in my adult life. Rams Bengals, O MG, what an
amazing super Bowl. But Beckham early on was he was great.
He was the top player in the field, and he
got hurt and that's it acl injury. He's been a
shell of his former self since then, and he continues
to get opportunities. He bounces outs with Baltimore. Now he's
(13:05):
going to Miami, and he'll be in Miami a short
time and then go somewhere else. It is the Ben
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(13:28):
an NFL quarterback has broken a sales record involving cologne.
But there is a catch. Otherwise we wouldn't bring it up.
Why are we going to talk about cologne? There's a catch.
We'll get to that and we will do it next.
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Speaker 1 (15:15):
It's Ben mallor Matt the Warrior Raider, Tom Brady Rose fan.
Since he started listening to the show, every one of
his teams is relocated. He was an A's fan, Raider fan,
Warrior fan. They were all in Oakland. None of them
are in Oakland. I know the other Warriors are just
across the Bay Bridge, Okay, for whatever, They're not in Oakland.
Across the Bay Bridge a body of water anyway. Matt says,
(15:38):
if practice football is a waste of time, why did
you waste our time by burning four monologues on practice
football on Monday when Steph Curry deserved his Manny and
Petty for saving Team USA's bacon. The reason I did
that is because if you look at the big Board, football,
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even exhibition football, better than Olympic basketball by a country mile. Yeah,
by a country. And I made an editorial decision. I
have editorial control over the content on the show, thank god,
because management doesn't listen. And I decided that any football
(16:22):
is good. We love our football and that's just the
way it is. So put that in your pipe and
smoke it you warrior brown Yoser Shane and they says,
hey plus plus on the mouthwash talk on yesterday's show.
We don't get that kind of content from the talking
heads on the day Shift. And he said the fun
fact did make me feel feel old. So late night
(16:43):
drug test or Sister mar Chase had to skip practice
and search something positive for people to visit when they
come to Ohio to prove a Dick and Dayton wrong. Yeah.
I got an email from a listener. ILL probably talk
more about this on the podcast I do the Fifth
Hour podcast this weekend. But the guy brought up a
great point that that Dick and Dayton Moulman on the
show was so good that we can contact the Ohio
(17:06):
Board of Tourism and get them to send us to
Ohio to show us all the great things about Ohio.
They could like fly. Yeah, it's worth a shot. So
Coop send a letter. I don't even know if is
that even the thing the Ohio Board of Tourism. Maybe
the guy sure it is, do you think so?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:25):
It's Coop good at writing letters though, because I am.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Are you write the letter? All right? You write the letter?
You write the letter, say, he do you we do
a national radio show. We got here. You know a
lot of listeners in Ohio. And it was this great
debate about what to do in Ohio and this guy
called up and nothing, nothing to do, Nothing to do?
Worth a shot? Right, Maybe they'll send us some I
Love Ohio stickers or something, because there's got to be
(17:49):
something to do in Ohio. Well, there's a lot to
do in Ohio. I am wearing my shirt. Play it again,
play it again. I want to hear it again. Oh
I can't tell Coop why Ohio is a great place.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Well, listen, have a good day.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
The timing on that was just a ten out of ten.
Man alive, Dick and Dayton, this is the guy again.
He's called me for twenty years, loves Ohio, never goes
anywhere other than Ohio. He thinks, like you know those
flat earthers, think you fall off the end of there.
Dick and Dayton thinks you'd be leave Ohio, like you
(18:32):
get some kind of illness or something like that, you
turn into a zombie. And so he'll never leave Ohio's wold,
Let's go to Double oh Mexican in San Diego. But yeah, Lareena.
If you want to email on behalf of the show.
Contact someone there, you're on the air, Double ow Mexican.
I heard that large sound that you made there.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
Yes, yeah, I'm cooking right now, dinner.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
What are you making? What? Let's try to guess food
picks with double oh Mexican in San Diego. What is
he making? Let's see right now. I'm gonna go first
food picks.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
I say you are Marcel.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, he's not gonna win this one. I say you
were making spaghetti, no meatballs, Eddie Churiso. Does I say
he's a Mexican? Why would you choose spaghetti?
Speaker 8 (19:17):
You don't think he's Italian?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It doesn't. You guys are all racist, You're all every one.
He's racist. What do you think do you think of there?
You're a single guy, double Mexican? Am I right?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
A single guy? Spaghetti? You boil some water? He put
the pasta in theagat little canned tomato sauce. Boy, I
think you made frozen taqito. Oh well that's a good.
I like the taquito. But we're doing food picks with
double old Mexican.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
I think he's uh. I think he's frying up a steak.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Okay and reveal answers please big answer.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
Here A man coop hits the money on the head.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, che So you would you went Mexican food? Come
on place? How's that working? A guy I occasionally work with,
total nut job. He's trying to get me on the
(20:15):
carnival die a carnivore diety. So what do you eat
on the side of your meat?
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Avocado?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That's not meat.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
If you're on a carnivore diets.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Meat, what can you have with Is it only meat?
You can't eat like a potato.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
You can eat like avocado and any other things.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I don't like avacado. What about like you can't eat rice?
No rice? I like no rice. There's got to be
a side dish that's you get nothing.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Who doesn't like avocado?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I don't like avocato. It's hard. You cut your fingers
trying to get that pit out of it. It's it's
not you don't want to mess with it.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
You just get that.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Or you can squeeze it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
You know when people go when it's a here's a
fun fact, all right, avocado season. The they know when
it's avocado season in the emergency room because the number
of people that come in with like cut fingers and
from the avocado. I'm not making that up. That is
not a lie. I will bet you one thousand dollars
double o Mexican that avocado season trips to the emergency
(21:17):
room skyrocket because people can't get the pit out of
the avocado.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
What weird?
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Very easy? I mean not to mention. Isn't avocado like
pretty much in season, like almost all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Well that's because of because of labs, you know, lab general,
fake avocado, A big, big avocado has taken over big
big coado.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
Yeah, card Ben.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
What do you call about? What do you want?
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Well? I just wanted to get your take on all
schemes and Jackson mearro for Rookie of the Year and
pitcher general. Take you go with a pitcher it was
only going to pitch half the year? Or do you
go with the guy who plays every day?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah? Well, I know what you want me to say, right,
I know.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
You you I stop.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I know who you want me, But no, who's bigger
for baseball? Who's gonna who's gonna be like something that's
really big for baseball? Well, it's the pitcher. It's Paul
skeins he's gonna be the next great starting pitcher in baseball.
Allegedly he gets Tommy John although he doesn't picture the Dodgers,
so maybe he'll avoid Tommy John.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Serge if they shut him down the last month.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I still I still think he's gonna win it. But
if if he doesn't pitch, you can make a great
argument that and I would say you shouldn't give it
to him if he shut They shut him down out
of an abundance of caution. Doubleow Mexican. Like, you don't
want to burn that steak. Although I like burn steak,
you don't like I'm assuming you like you do not
enjoyed burnsteak.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
You don't want to burn all the arms like the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Oh, it is so great. And the Dodgers the dog, No, no,
you can't do it. The dog are so arrogant. It's
the bane of my existence. I want to talk about
this next time. River Ryan, their top young pitcher, twenty
five years old. Tommy John Surgery, so predictable, so predictable,
every one of them, they lead the world. And Tommy
(23:16):
John Surgery, the Dodgers, what's the point of getting these
great pictures? They just put them in the wood chipper.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
I don't I don't understand the mentality. You're paying these
billions of dollars winch for them to throw as many
pitches as possible.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, well that's what you're doing. What you're doing, this
is a mistake. Okay, you're using logic. It's a shame
on you. It's wrong with you. Okay, these are these
are highly educated. These are the smartest people from Ivy
League institutions the Dodgers hired. They can't figure. I know,
I really don't get all. I gotta go, thank you,
enjoy your steak and your side of steak, and then
when you want more, have some more steak. Are you
(23:51):
good at cooking steak? Ben, I'm not a big steak,
but I he is terrible at cooking sta Yeah, int
can I speak? Uh? If I want to make a steak,
what I do is I'm me and Rob Parker. We
butterfly cut it and then cook it. Even with you
are saying you butterfly your chicken too, butterfly everything. I'm
a bit.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Like Eddie just said, I believe the.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Proper col's a there's a camera right in front of me. Here,
there's like three cameras. The color of the camera should
be the color of the steaks. Stop it, yes, black.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Your tires and taste the same way, too.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Taste wonderful. You put some barbecue sauce or like a
one sauce on, so good. It is so good.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Nothing says great steak taste like drowning it in barbecue.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Su Rip it all.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
You want the palette of a five year old?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, and what's wrong with that? It's We've gotten me here,
look at me, the king of overnight radio. I'm not
judging you, Ben, why, yes, so hard? You're a woman,
Lorena by definition you're judging. Come on, please? Am I
wrong on that? I mean you disagree with that?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
My sexist button?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
We need that. You gotta get a that's right here,
I do have it.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Oh that's not even the one.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
That's that Is that Tammy? That sounds different though. Yeah,
we need a clean line for Tammy to say sexist.
We've got there's nothing wrong with that. We've got our
racist drop. We need the sexist drop, and we need
all the racist Yeah, there's our favorite favorite drop.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
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Speaker 5 (25:29):
So news from football kind of a college and pro
related College football Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh is going
to be the honorary captain for the season opener against
my Fresdo State Bolthem. Surprise, you're not going to go
to that game any Yeah, money's a little tight. We
decided to do the Pittsburgh Charger thing instead. But uh,
(25:49):
he's not going to be the captain for the game anymore.
For the season opener, as they were celebrating their national championship.
I have not been to the Big House, not even know.
But hardball yeah is. They are saying he was not uninvited,
but he probably was uninvited because of all the stuff
going on around him. But the explanation, given he doesn't
want to be away from the Chargers at this point.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Didn't he like leave the Chargers to go to the
Hall of Fame ceremony, if I flew a private plane,
left the team to go to the Hall of Fame?
He was, Yeah, he was there. Because Uh, it's bull crap.
I mean, we know that's bull crap. Well, the problem
is Michigan the optics, because you know what would have happened,
it would have been a standing ovation for Jim Harbaugh.
And it would have they would have there would have
(26:33):
been these think pieces on the internet. I can't believe me.
Stagun fans, no one I'm talking about it that were
supporting Jim Harbor. Anyway, it is the Ben Mathers Show. Hey,
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Fun fact.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Fun fact.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
So Dale Earnhardt Junior. That's a former NASCAR driver?
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Really?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Oh yeah, okay is your grandpa's voice.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
I don't know. It just likes to think about Grandpa.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay. So Dale Earnhard Junior a NASCAR voice? Yeah, that's
your Southern NASCAR. Anyway, jale Arhard Jr. Would like Richard
Children's Racing to retire a font. That's right, the number
three font, which is the same font that his dad,
the Earnhart, you know, the king of the Earnhart family,
(27:47):
who died years ago in the first NASCAR race ever
on Fox Bottle. But he would like the font changed.
He died in the first NASCAR race ever. I remember,
I remember a Fox and they went off the air
because they didn't know at the time he had died.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
And I remember exactly where I was.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I remember too, Like Dale Earnhardt was like a big
even if you're not a NASCAR fan, Like he was
a big fing deal. Like this guy was the watch. Well,
Richard Petty was the king, but he was, he was
the boss. But anyway, it is the beat matter. How
about this story. Not often a sports owner is accused
of stealing sand the owner of the Milwaukee Brewers. This
(28:35):
is great. I love this Mark at Anasio. I believe
I prooss his name. He's a he's a billionaire and
he owns the Brewers. He's got a place because every
rich person has a place in Malibu. And he has
been accused in a lawsuit of stealing sand from broad
Beach in Malibu. What a dumb thing to do.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I think you wouldn't have done anything like this.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Mom and Dad were here.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
So the accusation, if I read this right, is that
he he hired people to use excavators to dig up
sand from broad Beach and then take it back on
trucks to be used at his house as part of
an ongoing construction project that they had. He just thought
(29:16):
it's free sand. I could just stay, which I guess
you could technically argue that the sand just it pops
back up, right, I mean you take this no, no.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
And you're not supposed to take it from the beach
because it's a habitat.
Speaker 8 (29:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
So same with touching any You're not even supposed to touch
the sea life that you find in the sand.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Oh please. People take things all the time from the beach,
but you're not supposed to be it's ecosystem. You know,
you're not supposed to speed. People speed all the time, right,
you know. But no, he's so he's being sued for
stealing sand. The guy's a billionaire. Couldn't you just go
get bags of sand? I mean you could go to
home depot or lows or whatever. Get bags of sand.
(29:54):
The new cologne story that would be Titans quarterback Will Levis.
You see this starting quarterback with the Titans. They announced
a fragrance part from the mayonnaise Bill Miller might just
shut up. It's a mayonnaise fragrance and it's already sold out. Wow.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Yeah, me and Coop were just discussing how much we
love mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, I don't hate mayonnaise. Some people want to puke
when they think mayonnaise. I puke at ranch dressing and pickles.
Don't like the pickles either. Don't like the pickles. But
before the draft, and there was a story that said
he made this up pickle. But Will Levis had some
weird stories before the draft that he would eat bananas
(30:40):
with the peel on it, and he enjoyed putting mayonnaise
into his coffee. So he ended up getting a endorsement deal.
He got a lifetime supply of Hellman's Mayonnaise, the famous mayonnaise,
And so they did this cofab where they put a
little fragrance up. This is on a with when like
(31:01):
KFC comes out with like their fried Chicken and you
can smell like KFC and Taco Bells done these kind
of things. So it's a good like gimmick, gag, gift
and all that. It's kind of like when you talk
to Mark the full name guy. Hello, Marked, the full
name guy in not not in Medford, Oregon anymore. He's
in Ashland, Oregon. Welcome.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Yes, the cool.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Of Oregon.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Hold on, hold on. So now let me let me
ask Lorna now, as an Oregon veteran, Lorena, is that
an upgrade or a downgrade to go from Medford to Ashland?
Or is it a lateral move? Yeah? I think it
would technically be an upgrade.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
I like Ashland more than Medford. I think Medford has
more to do than Ashland, But Ashland's barb.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Do you think the property values went up or down
in Ashland when Mark moved it down?
Speaker 7 (31:55):
Up?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Up?
Speaker 6 (31:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Good neighbors are hard to find.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Hi, Mark, thank you kindly for that. I appreciate that
Ben Miller was not expecting that, was he anyway? So
Ben Mallard, please explain to me how the twenty twenty
(32:21):
World series was the most difficult of all world series?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Are you still litigate We've already decided the jury is
and the decision has been made.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Compared to let's say, the nineteen fifty five World Series.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well let me explain it to you, because it was
different than every other season. They only played sixty games,
so to get into the playoffs, you couldn't suffer a
devastating injury, so the degree of difficulty was harder. It's
like the difference between running a marathon and running a sprint.
In a marathon, if you fall off the pace early on,
you still have got a lot of time to make
(32:57):
up the pace.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
In a CELLI game here, No, no, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I'm not buying that.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
But can you let me speak? Can you let me
sink speak? I mean, I mean my god?
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Here?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
No, no, you don't let me talk.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
What should I give?
Speaker 8 (33:12):
What should I?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Okay? So just you're all you need to know is
I'm right and you're wrong. And that's it.
Speaker 8 (33:18):
You're wrong. You lie like a dog.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
There's no lie. Why do you get so worked up? Here? Mark?
You get so angry. I don't understand. You should be
marked the angry guy that marked the full name guy here?
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Here, let's say, oh, you know I did three towards
the duty in Vietnam, and I don't talk about people
the way you do.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
How do I no threat? No was saying just justifiable
homicide the way you said it that I didn't say
you said it.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Oh but if I'm mentioning the words just a biable homicide,
that's a dead threat. Smuck.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Why are you so this is several years ago. I'm
not I'm just saying what you said. I did, you
said it. I'm not slay how I'm using your work
you said I don't like Okay, that's fine. Why do
you keep listening to you speak? All right? Go away,
(34:30):
Bill Miller, go get on your meds. All right. Anyway,
It is the Ben Maller Show. Time down for the
instat trivia. A's pitcher Austin Adams. He struck out Francisco
Alvarez in the fifth inning of the game last night
and then mocked the Mets blank while walking off the mound.
Austin Adams of the A's struck out Francisco Alvarez in
(34:52):
the fifth inning the last night's game. He then mocked
the Mets blank while walking off the mount. That's the
instat tribute. The answer next.
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Speaker 1 (35:29):
Ay's pitcher Austin Adams. He struck out Francisco Alvarez fifth
ending the game last night, then mocked the Mets blank
walking off the mound. That is the question, What is
the answer and mister Mets premature articulation from Malard prop guy.
I gave the Mets a Marcel in Brooklyn, Jersey. Who
(35:50):
else do you have? Page down? A lot of mister
met their cheap grimace merchandise from late night drug Tester
mocked the Mets celebrity fans alf the pineer. Who else
do you have? Page down? A delicious steak prepared by
Chef Ben. Thank you for a dog. Ye, thank you.
Fergy mocked the Mets how they do the macarina from Milkman. Mike, Eddie,
(36:12):
what say you quickly?
Speaker 5 (36:13):
I don't know. Mocked there some celebration they had.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I don't know, so good at this He that mocked
the OMG celebration, the o MG celebration. If you want
to do a third degree here, coop or would you
like to wait? Cool? Do you want to wait?
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Do you want to pass it?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I want to pass So I'm gonna I'm gonna defer
to the second half. See on the coin toss, Eddie.
Due to ratings purposes, sometimes you can wait because I
think the ratings will be higher. Next hour. Wrong, yeah,
next hour. I was reading I was gonna story the
other day. But the the OLYPSA I wanted to mention this.
(36:51):
The the mayor of Los Angeles and the people behind
the Olympics of twenty twenty eight say they're going to
have a no car Olympics. I saw this. How dumb
are these people? Like st dumb?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Sorry?
Speaker 6 (37:06):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
They want to have a no car Olympics in twenty
twenty eight? So everyone is going to get around using
public transportation? Oh yeah, okay here in Los Angeles, yeah, buses,
where we have the worst public transportation. Public they can
say they're going to upgrade public transportation, so I can't.
(37:28):
We wait to like the Canadian figure skating teams taking
the Blue Line and trying to get to the to
the event there and they're good luck.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Smash it used to the homeless people.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I used to take it on the buses I used
to take.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
To get rid of them.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Oh okay for the Olympics, Oh yeah, they will get
really I used to take the train all the time,
and I mean I was even scared. I was like,
oh big gone. I was like, whoa, there's some weird
stuff out there, man,
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