November 28, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller begins hour 2 reacting to Chiefs HC Andy Reid taking the blame for the Chiefs loss against the Cowboys, Ben gives his perspective on CeeDee Lamb’s comments after the game + Maller to The Third Degree!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom shaka Laca, it's our number two. Andy Reid says
he's the blame for the Chiefs troubles. They lost again,
this time in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Does that work for you?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And Cowboy Wide receiver CD Lamb tells the critics to
keep talking.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What's your read on this one?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
And do you share Jerry Jones optimism on the Cowboys
making the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
All that and more.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
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A new bit later this hour. Ask a blind guy.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's blind Scott, who is jealous that Wen Hippie got
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So now we figured it's Thanksgiving weekend. Why would anyone
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That's it. Just keep it our little secret. We're good.
So our lead this hour from Jerry's world.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh yeah, from good old Jerry's world. And that's where
things are trending up. The stock price is going up
in Big D. In a game that television experts say
will set a ratings record, America's sweetheart Travis Kelcey led
the Chiefs into Texas for a matchup with George Pickens
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and the Dallas Cabays, a made for Thanksgiving TV matchup.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Were you watching? This was the middle game on the card?
The middle game on the card? Will you check it? No,
you were not. I'm told you were not watching.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, So Dak Prescott got off to a shaky start.
There was an early interception basically handing Kansas City a
free touchdown, and then settle in and Dak Prescott ended
up throwing two touchdowns, and someone named Malik Davis We're
not sure who that is, but he had a forty
three yard score ran for a score, and the Cowboys
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overcome two fourth down touchdown throws from Paddy Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And they get her done, a three point win.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Cowboys a home dog on Thanksgiving, A good day for
the Dos on Thanksgiving. They all won every dog one
outright on the Thanksgiving Day schedule, and so see Dean Lamb.
He also scored the first Dallas touchdown finished with one
hundred and twelve receptions on seven catches after having a
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case of the drop sis last week against the Eagles,
and while the Chiefs gave themselves a chance to win
the game, they had an opportunity with some fourth quarter fireworks.
Many people baffled by the way they played in the
middle part of the game, including at one stretch four
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consecutive possessions ended up with a punt. It was a
punt a palooza for Kansas City. Now, when I asked
about it after the game, Kansas City coach Andy Reid,
he was blunt with his answer. He said, quote, he
said he felt good about playing the field position. He said,
put that on me, He said, put that on me. Now,
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the better story is in the losing locker room. So
they're gonna focus in on the Chiefs here to start
skold jumping off points. So let us discuss the question.
Andy Reid says, he's the blame for the Chiefs troubles,
the four consecutive punts at one point there.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Does that work for you? Does that work for you?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So on this one, I've got iPhone, chainsaws, and Larry
David and we will combine all of these things together,
and we are going to create a strange bruise.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What we're going to do so number W.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, all right enough, all right, So Andy Reid steps
up to the dais, he goes up to the podium,
big red, and he slaps the blame me sticker on
his on his chest. He's all right, pointing at it right.
Then he hits the button, blame me, hits the blame
me button just like that. There it's factory settings on
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a malfactor malfunctioning micro like a mountain, like a micro
has altimately started to smoke a little bit. And it's
classic coach peak. You could set your iPhone alarm to it.
We've got to coach better, We've got to play better.
It's he starts with me, I'm responsible. He pulls this
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same line out like it's a laminated card in his playbook.
And Andy Reid's been doing this since he was coaching
Donovan McNabb and the Philadelphi Eagles. It's a veteran move.
And Andy Reid he knows a thing or two because
he's seen a thing or two. This ain't his first
chili cookoff. He enjoys chili. He's sixty seven six seven
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got more miles than long haul trucker on I thirty five.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
He's not even totally accurate.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Right, Let's talk some patty Mahomes here and he sayre's
no way you could possibly have anything negative to say.
Mahomes had four touchdown passes in this game. There's no
way you could. You just blow it out of proportion.
Every man won't a child knows you can't rip Mahomes. Well,
here's the problem. It's called the Mahomes sandwich. This game
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was a Mahomes sandwich or HOGI or hero great bread.
What is a Mahomes sandwich? Great bread, really good bread,
nothing in the middle, kind of like a wish sandwich.
You had two slices of bread, and you wish you
had some beef.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Wow, Wow Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
First and fourth quarter. First and fourth quarter, Mahomes was
Bob Ross with a paintbrush, four touchdowns, no picks. Passer
rating of a buck thirty one. First and fourth quarter
amazing poetry in motion. And then in the second and
third quarter, Kansas City suffered a severe drought. They got
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as many points as you and I scored zero outscored thirteen.
Nothing bided by the Dallas Cowboys Mahomes had the mid
starter kit. In the middle of the game, he squeezed
together in eighty nine point three passer rating no touchdowns.
Obviously naa bupkis squad douche, and he turned a screensaver
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for about thirty minutes. About thirty minutes, he was just
like a screensaver.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Punt, punt, punt, all that, and now they find themselves
up against it. They're battling math and for some it's
shot in Freuda celebrating the demise, taking joy out of
the demise of the Chiefs as they have not stuck
the landing here and just.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
A middling team.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You wonder if Andy Reid has been replaced by Jeff
Fisher as the coach of Kansas City.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But man, they're missing some bolts over there.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Meanwhile, on the Cowboys side of things, that alas Cowboy.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Was Ceedee Lamb. Ceedee Lamb had a message. Did you
see this? Yeah, yeah, I had a message. It was
it blah blah blah blah. No it was not blah
blah blah blah. No, it was not. Ceedee Lamb had
a message for those.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That are the doubters. After he had a good stat
line against the Chiefs. The Dallas receiver one hundred and
twelve receiving yards. He had the touchdown there in the
in over the Kansas City Chiefs. Now after the game,
he said, there's more coming. He said, this game ain't
the only game. I'm about to do this. And he
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walked around like peacock with his feathers out there and
told reporters he said, I can promise you that, So
do what you want with that info.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Keep talking. I'll see y'all. That's my message.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I see it close quote our question Cowboys receiver Ceedee
Lamb telling the critics to keep talking as he said,
what's your.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Read on this one? So? I found this.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Adorable. I found this adorable. Last week against Philadelphia, he
was a lamb at the slaughter. It was Dak had
a little lamb because he came up real, real, little
Ceedee Lamb, and the little lamb dropped three passes like
he was allergic to pigskin? Did he expect Ceedee Lamb
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to get a nice puffy sticker in a Neon eraser
and a juice box for that performance? So now he
goes out. I find he plays well in this game.
And now he's poking the bear. Not a bear in underwear,
he's poking the bear. CD has one hundred million dollars guaranteed,
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one hundred million dollars guaranteed.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He's making thirty four million dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Per year, and he's so thin skin he's worried about
some jibbroni on talk radio, like, what kind of what
kind of nonsense is that for that kind of money
you should be able to literally juggle chainsaws while callers
from Waco to l Passo and everywhere else in the.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Great State of Texas are calling you a bump. The
guy's a bump.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
And what this is is confirmation of a previous hot
take that we have had for some time. It's a
beast on the sports landscape, and it swoops down it
so often.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh, what is it? What is it?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
It's confirmation of the long standing Mather hypothesis that the
upper balcony, the person shouting from the upper balcony, is
the secret sauce. It's not the man in the arena
that fuels the sports machine, the industrial complex of sports.
It's the heckler in row three twenty five yelling overate.
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It's the gas bag on the radio, who is tossing
verbal raspberries at you. You see, the doubter is the sparkplug.
These guys are surrounded by fanboys that give them the
manny and the petty, the BackRub. They licked their toes,
the whole thing. Oh yes, they can't get enough. It's
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like going to seven eleven for these guys, twenty four
to seven. Slurp, slurp, slurp. They love the slurpee. They
get a lot of it. So the few people that
aren't like that, that actually speak the gospel and aren't
just fanboys, they they don't know what to do with that,
and so they use that as motivation. Right and without
this type of commentary, you'd be wandering in the football
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wilderness like a sheep without a shepherd. And the critic
sharpens the blade. That's why CD needs this show. He
needs the other critics helping ceed Lamb to go the
extra mile. You want greatness, you gotta have a little
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bit of venom. Everyone that's ever won a championship, what
do they always say? Nobody thought we could do it,
Nobody believed in us.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It's great because like the Dodgers, this year won the
World Series. Right, they were supposed to win the World Series.
They underachieved during the regular season by twelve games.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I believe it was. They were chronic underachievers. And they
won in the playoffs and.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
So oh, nobody thought we could do it, bro, everyone
thought you could do it, numb nuts.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
You just didn't look like you're gonna be able to
do it. And on the rebound you're able to pull
it off. All right, fun fuck.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
So.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Following the Cowboys Thanksgiving win, the owner and general manager
Jerry Jones gave his State of the Cowboys address.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
He was talking about the team's playoff chances.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
He arrived outside the Cowboys locker room with a turkey
leg in his hand.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
And not only.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Does Jerry believe the Cowboys, believe it or not, will
reach the postseason shocking take, he also thinks that the
Dallas Cowboys are very deserving of making the playoffs. He said,
quote the way this team is playing, I think we've
got a team that can sustain this, Jerry Jones said,
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And then if we get a shot at it can
deserve to be there close quote all right, So, beating
the Eagles and beating the Chiefs back to back, obviously
a notch in the old bedpost there.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
The question, though, is do you share Jerry jones optimism
for the Cowboys making the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Playoffs? So Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Wants you to believe you, the consumer, that the Cowboys
are back. Baby, the Cowboys are back. And he's out there,
he's smiling, he's smile. Last time he smiled like that
is when he found a twenty eight year old model
at a Arlington sports bar.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That's the last time Jerry smiled like that.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But slow down, old Sparky, Slow down, Jerry. This is
not Fantasy Island. Unfortunately, we will not become prisoners of
the moment.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Channel my inner Larry David here on this one. I'm
gonna tell you my response. Do you share Jerry jones
tremendous optimism Cowboys make the plus I'm gonna go Larry
David here on this one. I'm going eh, I don't
think so, and I am never wrong about this stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Never.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Jerry Jones should be performing at Chuckles Comedy Club, Hajas
and the Improv as he was out there doing his
best carrot top impersonation, a prop comedian hauling out prop comedy,
waving around a turkey leg like it was a playoff dream.
And he might as well have brought out a rubber
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chicken on a stick. And if he wants one, I
know a guy in Boston named the Leprechaun who has
a rubber chicken that he does bring around.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Like a prop comic.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Now, Dallas is a one game above five hundred, so
they're still at this moment in a ditch. They're in
a ditch, the tow truck has not arrived, tow truck
can't find them, and the two landmine losses are still
there at home to the Cardinals and on the road
to the Carolina Panthers, and those will be the two
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losses that send the Cowboys playoff dreams to the electric chair.
They're not gonna be able to overcome that. That's the
kind of paperwork that gets stamped, denied, denied. Now, the
next gen stats, the nerd stats say the Cowboys playoff
chances went from eight percent to eighteen percent, which still
means you're batting one point eighty after the win over
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Cansas City wonderful. So that is not a roadmap. That
is not a roadmap that is a scratch off lottery ticket.
They will need to run the table and get some
help to get in the playoffs. So the schedule they
play some Tomato Cans, but the Cowboys also have the
Lions up next, and then later on they have to
play the Chargers, who are like brass knuckles for Dallas,
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and Jerry's got this Cheshire cat grin. Unfortunately the NFC
for the Cowboys, it appears there's a trapdoor hidden underneath
the NFC.
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Hello, blind Scott, Welcome.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Hi. So here's the thing we all wonder, how did
we get here? How did blind Scott end up working
on the Ben Mallish. I've been on the show for
a long time. I've done applied behavioral therapy, conversion therapy,
dialectic behavioral therapy. I've been in institutions. I've gone one
hundred percent blind listen listening to this show. I've met Ben.
When Ben realized that I was using my guide dog
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uncontrollably when we went to a restaurant, I just let
the leash go and might it run around while we
were out to eat. You know, I'm very outrageous. I
have four brothers in laws and two sisters in laws,
and none of them talk to me. My family doesn't
talk to me. I'm very independent. I'm high functioning. I
believe that blind women are treated better than blind men
in society, which is weird. But here's another thing. I'm
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a Helen Keller expert. My special interest on radio The
Fred the Toucher and Hardy Show and The Ben Maller Show.
I'm obsessed with radio. I'm upset the way it works.
I'm it sets the way it ron.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
let's see here.
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Ferd Dog has a question for ask a blind guy.
He says, do you have a favorite color?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
So I can't stand Fern Dog when he throws Larina
and Justin Cooper under the bus. He's a backstabber. You know,
he better get in line or he's gonna get a
beating pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Are you threatening him?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I feel like, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're friends.
No no, no, no, dude, this is for entertainment purposes.
Alle yeah, it's is no, we're friends. This is entertainment purpose.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
That certainly sounded like it sounded like a threat. I mean,
sound like Nature Boy. Right, I'm moving on Nature Boy rides.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Please ask Blind Scott for the best prank someone ever
played on it. It had to be the Plunger that
when you said on the Plunger, I don't know that
was a prank.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
You know, I was in the institution and the mental institution, man,
you know, maybe like a year I clogged the toe
up from the medication. But somebody put a tack on
my seat at work, you know what I mean. And
somebody a shot at Gin. Somebody bought me a shot
at gin once. You know. Somebody gave me like a
line of baking soda once you know, yeah, somebody stuck there.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I was in the wait wait wait wait wait wait
you snorted a line of baking soda?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah? Oh yeah, Hey dude, I bought all this stuff
on the streets. I mean I've been thrown for like
eleven years. I bought all this stuff. I mean, I've
shot you know, I bought everything. Man, I bought you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I'm like, well, well, here's an interesting comment.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Darkey Sausage right, since says my god, Ben, this is
going to be the worst hour of the Ben Maler
Show ever with blind Scout.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Well, here's the thing. These people are so jealous of me.
Donkey Sausage follows me on Twitter like I would have
been given my Twitter name out. It's so outrageous, you
know what I mean, on the air and follows me.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Well, these are some very offensive questions, Scott, I apologize.
King Rory writes and says, when when a blind guy poops,
how do you know when to stop wiping?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
And that's very offensive.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
No, no, no, that's not offensive at all. That's a
great question. You can put the towilet paper clos enough
to your nose, but you can use baby wipes, you
can use Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
The duvet is the way to go. You gotta go
do vet. I just wash it.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I've never tried one though, I've never used one.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You know what I'm saying, Well, you got to make
sure you don't go too powerful on that or you'll
never forget it.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Let's eat Dog has a question for you on the phones.
Eat Dog. Welcome and to ask a blind guy with
blind guys.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Okay, I just want to say, hid my friend, Chris
my girlfriend. But here's a question.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Well you have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, her name it's Chris.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
What happened to Melissa?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
She's still around? But I buy pretzels and I buy uh,
christa some pizza. Where do you live in Long Island?
I'm just curious, just for geographical reasons. And Chief mc
cherson he quit on the fan I was living. And
here's the question, all right, Ben, Yeah, it's Scott. Okay,
who's the best quarterback there ever was that never won
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a Super Bowl? Get rid of this guy for now.
Put him back on hold. Put him back on hold.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
No answer the question then, I mean, Dan Marino, I'm
gonna go Dann Marino.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
He dog.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Win?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
What do I What do I win? He dog?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I'm gonna give you some potato lockets next year.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I love potato.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
One of the questions for for Bran Scott, who was
the only player, the best running back there ever was
that played for the Rams and the Colts. Know what
you're doing? You know? I played high school hockey. I
was the only freshman pick for the bar City team
in seventh grade. I I played books the soccer. We're
eighteen three and one and we led the league and
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yellow card.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
We don't, we don't. Nobody cares about your high school
athletic success. Okay, nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Well, answer the question, Scotto, I don't watch sports, dude,
I don't care about your sports questions.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You actually don't watch anything. You're blind.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
He's showing you. I mean, we got to say, here's
the thing, Like, here's the thing with legally blind Christopher
when he calls up like there's a level yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Right, a dog, I'm gonna put you're talking over each other,
I put I put any dog on hold there and
we'll continue this riveting radio. It's going so well. And
Rob the goat Man has a great question. He says,
is it true that you sat on the plunger on purpose?
That's from Rob the Goatman.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Well, why would I do that? They have toys for
stuff like that? You know, dude, there's something wrong with
my nose. And dude, there's something wrong with my nose
and my chin. I hate it so much, like my chin?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Why do you care about your chin? You don't know
of the good things. You don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
No, people may comments, they say, like you have a
mansion and an ugly nose and stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
That knows about that? Who cares what people think?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
That's the Yeah, you're right, you're right. I don't caay.
I haven't made it this fine life without people caring
what they think. You know what I'm saying. Like, So
let's take another call. Who do we got on hold on?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I want to see here, Stevie Meatball. Let's see he's
also blind. Stevie Meatballs you're on with Blind Scott. Hello
Stevie Meatballs. Hello, Hi Stevie Meatballs.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Good question. You get drunk, I've got, I've got I've
got a correction to make when you know when to
stop wiping when your guide dog stops eating your toilet baper. Dude,
Stevie Meatballs is a front. He's not even called up
that time instaid. Anybody can get a gun. He's like,
you just have a gone if you're if you're legally blind,
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you're never going to get one. Dude. They don't give
them to people like that. This guy is just like
one of the you're.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Attacking everyone, Scott.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I meant you, you're just very upset.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Upset. I've been listening to these frauds for years. Play
like I'm the totally blind guy on the show. Everybody
tries to rip off the bit, you know, Davi and
Meebo calls it too. You can't go bowling if you're blind.
The lane is completely waxed. You'll step right in the
lane and break your neck. I've tried it, dude.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
You.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Could. You could do it. You just have to.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You know that thing where they do it for the kids,
where you put the bowling ball and push it down
the thing you could do that.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
I've spent two weeks in the hospital doing that. Dude,
I actually done blind bowling two weeks in the hospital
in twenty thirteen September twenty thirteen. You know what I mean.
I've done every Every blind organization doesn't want me involved.
They say it's a bad look for the blind because
I know so much about being blind. It's outrageous the
way they treat blind people on sports radio. Because here's
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the thing, I'm the most layered, diverse call So here
you do the Olympics, the housekeeping Olympics. They have to
be the housekeeping special Olympics. You want to see the table.
You don't want to take these regular callers, the regular
calm down.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Mallard prop guy writes, and he says, I have an
older friend who will be hosting a twenty two year
old blind granddaughter for two weeks between Christmas in early January.
Mallard prop guy says, the young lady is hard to
please and anti social. What types of activities might be
good to propose through lossy visits?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
This is a good so she might like the movies
they'll have accessible movies, and they also have museums that
are accessible for blind people. So I don't know where
they are, but first I would look up what accessible
museums in the area that they have for blind people.
The library is also a great place to take somebody
like that. They might have sent three disorders, so you
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have to understand what their limits are. But the best
thing to do is to try, like to go out
for coffee or have a fun sugar retreat.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Well, Superman, Steve and Bobby and Florida are both very
upset it is a blind Scott and Malor of super Market.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Steve says, it's called a bidet, not a duvet.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
A duve is what you put on top of the
bed to make it look all buffy and fluffy.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
You know that's true.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
You guys knew what we meant.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
You know, Come on, you guys, listen as I say, Scott,
I could do a perfect show. I tell Brie all
the time. I told her in the production and they said, listen, Brie,
she's producing. I said, I can do a perfect show.
I told Mark, we can do a perfect show. I
just occasionally like to make a mistake, just to make
sure these a holes are listening like supermarket se Bobby,
so they can correct my work because they're schmarks.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah. The thing with supermarket Stevens, he's supermarket Steve's working.
He's all jacked up. He's running around the supermarket. That's
why he acts crazy like that. It gives you a
huge adrenaline. Law trust me, I know, Ben, I wonder
what your wife thinks to me. It's important to me,
like I've sent you, I've met her, I've sent your
harassing emails. Is there any is she worried? Because here's
the thing. On the Ben Mello Show. We have a
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list of people that might harm bend and people that
might not harm bend, Like I'm on the might not
harm bend, but the harm bend people you could just So,
who do you.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Because I think you're on the harm bend. If you
could see, you definitely harm me. You can't see, so
I think I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I don't think I would be here if I could see.
I don't think I would be here, you know, like
I might.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
What do you think you would be doing? You think
you'd be doing television? You would be moving on from radio.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
I think I would have been I think I could
have played professional sports, like I saw my brother just
shot a sixty four, like playing golf somewhere, like I
helped him learning wrong the golf.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
So now, who do you think, among the.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
People that are regulars in the show, who is most
likely to go psychotic and damage me in some way?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
No, well, well I don't think it. Well, I don't
think it's Mike the leper coon because he doesn't listen
to the show. You know what I'm saying, Well, the
political people, like I heard Michael Felgers say the other day.
He you know, Michael Feliger's wife worked for Fox. You know,
he said when he gets a lot of emails, yes
to block, he says, the political ones, yes to block
right away. But we can't do that on this show
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because we have a small group. We have to expect
respect everybody fullie. You know, we try to be a
diverse culture here. But I think it's a political person
from either side. Because here's the thing. Once you start
crashing out.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Of all right, nobody cares. Milkman.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Might you but you listened all day to Sports Ray
because that your friends.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Well I don't think you're friends with Fred Toucher, but
you claim to be and then uh, doesn't felgo do
like an afternoon show or something like that. So that's uh,
and you got us overnight. That's all day.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Uh, Milkman, Mike and Colorado says, blind Scott is a
sightless version of Marcell.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Your thoughts, blind Scott, Well.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Here's the thing. I graduated college with an accounting degree
at some university. You can tell Marcell is like level
He's a level free autistic. I'm you know, I'm probably
level one. I couldn't get above seven hundred on the
SATs to go to college. But I it was wicked.
It hard because I couldn't see the things. I didn't
have any accommodations throw up. My parents bought me a
bike and I was hitting mailboxes with it, and they
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diagnosed me with a tumor, thinking I had cancer, and
then they found out that I was going blind all right.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Kathy and Madison points out that a blind person would
have to clean after going in number two the same
way a sided person would. By feeling nobody can see
their own tookis well, Kathy, I think the point is
I don't get too graphic into the how we make
the sausage, but most people might do a kind of
a Lukie Lou, you know when you do the.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Old wife there to see if there's anything there. Scott
does not have that opportunity.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, well, like high school or lives near me and
they're like, I know, blind Scott in real life, watch
out for the psychopath. He yells at people in the
neighborhood and we just don't even want them in our business.
Or you don't get any messages like that ever.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Do I get some bad emails? I don't know. I
don't usually don't write back.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I wrote back to you, and then you became very
psychotic and threatened me many times, and so I finally
had to block you. But I did enjoy interacting with
you for a while until you became psycho and then
I had to stop.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
No, you didn't email me that back at all. That offs,
and I mean I'm still emailing you know. Where do
they go in the trash? Can you see him in there?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I don't. You were blocked months ago. I don't know
where they go. I don't get them.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
So they're in the trash. You have the same email.
You just see him in there? Dude. Dude. One other
thing though, like I'm one of the most diverse callers
on sports radio. So when you take my call, you're
going to get something different than anyone else. That's why
I get on all these shows.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
A R. I mean, well, we must move on. That's
ask a blind guy, Blind Scott, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Put that on your demo tape. I'm sure they'll hire
you at the Sports Hub there in Boston. I'm guessing
Fred Toucher is going to contact you and offer you
a position on.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
His morning show. Unless this will cement the fact you'll
never work in radio. Very nice. It is the Ben
the Malor Show.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
As we are working our way through the overnight hours
time down for the ins to Tribune, and here it is.
Blank had the highest share of receiving yards on a
Super Bowl champion meaning percentage of receiving yards. Again, Blank
at the highest share of receiving yards on a Super
Bowl championship team all time, the most impactful wide receiver
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for a Super Bowl championship team in NFL history. We'll
get to that, and we will also have Mallard of
the third degree.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am. Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
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Speaker 2 (36:42):
Enjoy, Enjoy.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Time Now to pay off the instaivio, I have Mallard
of the third degree. Blank had the highest share of
receiving yards on a Super Bowl champion. This goes back
all time highest share of receiving yards all time. Let's
see does anyone know the answer? Johnny ces going with
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Bambi as his answer. Doc Dan is with us in Minnesota.
He's going boog Powell.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Who else? Let's see page down.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
The Duves of du Vaal County from Milkman Mike in Colorado.
Marc Andre Fleury is forty one today from Late Night
Drug Tester Bullet, Bob Hayes from ekeon Roseville, Minnesota, Max
McGee from King Rory, Don Beabie from Rob Who else?
Do we have Paige Dan beer drinking Brian guests by
JT the Wingman and can't read that? Vinnie the Mama
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Luke from Mattillo and the Goba Ghoul. All right, No,
the correct answer is the playmaker Michael Irvin for the
ninety five Cowboys. He had forty two point eight percent
of the cowboy receiving yards.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
It's Mallard. How about that? To the third degree? This
is one I think Ben gets quilled. All right, Bree
is in the.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Hot season, all righty Ben So. Colt's quarterback Daniel Jones
reportedly has a fracture in his lower leg, but he's
willing to play through it. Ben, do you think this
made backfire on the Colts as we approached the postseason?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I think this is an excuse.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Number One, Daniel Jones has started to play like the
Daniel Jones who played for the Giants the last three games.
I believe he's got the same number of interceptions as
touchdowns and a bunch of fumbles, and so.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
He's medically cleared to play.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
This sounds like a tremendous excuse for his incompetence currently
at the quarterback position.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
Next, Ben, the Buck guys have decided to fly to
ann Arbor for their annual rivalry game against Michigan. In
the past, they've usually taken a bus when they play that,
but Ryan Day has noted that they are going to
fly just like they do all their other road games,
so he wants to keep the routine and the routine, Ben,
do you think this is a good idea by right?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I think this is the dumbest thing. The whole reason
it's a rivalry. You just bust.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
There's a point it'd be like if you live in
La flying to San Diego or Palm Springs. How dumb
is that? It's just it's a short drive away.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Like, what are you bothering to? I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Like, I know the Buck guys have this issue with
they keep losing the Michigan, But my god, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Next, I would totally fly to Palm Springs. Okay, Dodger
Stadium will be transformed into a golf course for a
few days in early December, Bend. Do you think this
is a good idea?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Well, yeah, the Dodgers is really hurting for money over there,
so anything they can do to make money.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I mean, the poor.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Dodger and ownership, They clearly don't have any money over there.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
The question is if you if you pay to get
in there and golf at Dodger Stadium, do you have.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
To pay that off over fifty.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Years like the Otani contractor do they want that right
up front?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
I don't know. How did we do? Breed? You pass right?
Enjoy enjoy flying to Palm Springs. My god,
Boom shaka Laca, it's our number two. Andy Reid says
he's the blame for the Chiefs troubles. They lost again,
this time in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Does that work for you?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And Cowboy Wide receiver CD Lamb tells the critics to
keep talking.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What's your read on this one?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
And do you share Jerry Jones optimism on the Cowboys
making the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
All that and more.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Don't forget about the fifth Hour podcast available today and
Benny Versus the Penny on YouTube Benny Vspenny. All of
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is our number two. Not dead yet, No, no, not
dead yet. Welcome in the beginning of another hour of
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the Ben Maler Show.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
We are in the air everywhar.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
As we take a quantum leap and we elevate your
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Speaker 2 (01:53):
A new bit later this hour. Ask a blind guy.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's blind Scott, who is jealous that Wen Hippie got
his own segment on the show. Ask a weed man.
So now we figured it's Thanksgiving weekend. Why would anyone
be listening to the radio and Thanksgiving? So we're just
gonna experiment. We're gonna workshop this. It'll be an absolute
disaster since no one's listening. Who cares. That'll be coming
(02:17):
up later this hour. And if you are listening, and
it goes good, let people know about it. If it
goes bad, just keep it a secret.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's it. Just keep it our little secret. We're good.
So our lead this hour from Jerry's world.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh yeah, from good old Jerry's world. And that's where
things are trending up. The stock price is going up
in Big D. In a game that television experts say
will set a ratings record, America's sweetheart Travis Kelcey led
the Chiefs into Texas for a matchup with George Pickens
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and the Dallas Cabays, a made for Thanksgiving TV matchup.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Were you watching? This was the middle game on the card?
The middle game on the card? Will you check it? No,
you were not. I'm told you were not watching.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, So Dak Prescott got off to a shaky start.
There was an early interception basically handing Kansas City a
free touchdown, and then settle in and Dak Prescott ended
up throwing two touchdowns, and someone named Malik Davis We're
not sure who that is, but he had a forty
three yard score ran for a score, and the Cowboys
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overcome two fourth down touchdown throws from Paddy Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And they get her done, a three point win.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Cowboys a home dog on Thanksgiving, A good day for
the Dos on Thanksgiving. They all won every dog one
outright on the Thanksgiving Day schedule, and so see Dean Lamb.
He also scored the first Dallas touchdown finished with one
hundred and twelve receptions on seven catches after having a
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case of the drop sis last week against the Eagles,
and while the Chiefs gave themselves a chance to win
the game, they had an opportunity with some fourth quarter fireworks.
Many people baffled by the way they played in the
middle part of the game, including at one stretch four
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consecutive possessions ended up with a punt. It was a
punt a palooza for Kansas City. Now, when I asked
about it after the game, Kansas City coach Andy Reid,
he was blunt with his answer. He said, quote, he
said he felt good about playing the field position. He said,
put that on me, He said, put that on me. Now,
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the better story is in the losing locker room. So
they're gonna focus in on the Chiefs here to start
skold jumping off points. So let us discuss the question.
Andy Reid says, he's the blame for the Chiefs troubles,
the four consecutive punts at one point there.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Does that work for you? Does that work for you?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So on this one, I've got iPhone, chainsaws, and Larry
David and we will combine all of these things together,
and we are going to create a strange bruise.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What we're going to do so number W.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, all right enough, all right, So Andy Reid steps
up to the dais, he goes up to the podium,
big red, and he slaps the blame me sticker on
his on his chest. He's all right, pointing at it right.
Then he hits the button, blame me, hits the blame
me button just like that. There it's factory settings on
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a malfactor malfunctioning micro like a mountain, like a micro
has altimately started to smoke a little bit. And it's
classic coach peak. You could set your iPhone alarm to it.
We've got to coach better, We've got to play better.
It's he starts with me, I'm responsible. He pulls this
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same line out like it's a laminated card in his playbook.
And Andy Reid's been doing this since he was coaching
Donovan McNabb and the Philadelphi Eagles. It's a veteran move.
And Andy Reid he knows a thing or two because
he's seen a thing or two. This ain't his first
chili cookoff. He enjoys chili. He's sixty seven six seven
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got more miles than long haul trucker on I thirty five.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
He's not even totally accurate.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Right, Let's talk some patty Mahomes here and he sayre's
no way you could possibly have anything negative to say.
Mahomes had four touchdown passes in this game. There's no
way you could. You just blow it out of proportion.
Every man won't a child knows you can't rip Mahomes. Well,
here's the problem. It's called the Mahomes sandwich. This game
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was a Mahomes sandwich or HOGI or hero great bread.
What is a Mahomes sandwich? Great bread, really good bread,
nothing in the middle, kind of like a wish sandwich.
You had two slices of bread, and you wish you
had some beef.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Wow, Wow Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
First and fourth quarter. First and fourth quarter, Mahomes was
Bob Ross with a paintbrush, four touchdowns, no picks. Passer
rating of a buck thirty one. First and fourth quarter
amazing poetry in motion. And then in the second and
third quarter, Kansas City suffered a severe drought. They got
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as many points as you and I scored zero outscored thirteen.
Nothing bided by the Dallas Cowboys Mahomes had the mid
starter kit. In the middle of the game, he squeezed
together in eighty nine point three passer rating no touchdowns.
Obviously naa bupkis squad douche, and he turned a screensaver
(07:59):
for about thirty minutes. About thirty minutes, he was just
like a screensaver.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Punt, punt, punt, all that, and now they find themselves
up against it. They're battling math and for some it's
shot in Freuda celebrating the demise, taking joy out of
the demise of the Chiefs as they have not stuck
the landing here and just.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
A middling team.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You wonder if Andy Reid has been replaced by Jeff
Fisher as the coach of Kansas City.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But man, they're missing some bolts over there.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Meanwhile, on the Cowboys side of things, that alas Cowboy.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Was Ceedee Lamb. Ceedee Lamb had a message. Did you
see this? Yeah, yeah, I had a message. It was
it blah blah blah blah. No it was not blah
blah blah blah. No, it was not. Ceedee Lamb had
a message for those.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That are the doubters. After he had a good stat
line against the Chiefs. The Dallas receiver one hundred and
twelve receiving yards. He had the touchdown there in the
in over the Kansas City Chiefs. Now after the game,
he said, there's more coming. He said, this game ain't
the only game. I'm about to do this. And he
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walked around like peacock with his feathers out there and
told reporters he said, I can promise you that, So
do what you want with that info.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Keep talking. I'll see y'all. That's my message.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I see it close quote our question Cowboys receiver Ceedee
Lamb telling the critics to keep talking as he said,
what's your.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Read on this one? So? I found this.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Adorable. I found this adorable. Last week against Philadelphia, he
was a lamb at the slaughter. It was Dak had
a little lamb because he came up real, real, little
Ceedee Lamb, and the little lamb dropped three passes like
he was allergic to pigskin? Did he expect Ceedee Lamb
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to get a nice puffy sticker in a Neon eraser
and a juice box for that performance? So now he
goes out. I find he plays well in this game.
And now he's poking the bear. Not a bear in underwear,
he's poking the bear. CD has one hundred million dollars guaranteed,
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one hundred million dollars guaranteed.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He's making thirty four million dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Per year, and he's so thin skin he's worried about
some jibbroni on talk radio, like, what kind of what
kind of nonsense is that for that kind of money
you should be able to literally juggle chainsaws while callers
from Waco to l Passo and everywhere else in the.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Great State of Texas are calling you a bump. The
guy's a bump.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
And what this is is confirmation of a previous hot
take that we have had for some time. It's a
beast on the sports landscape, and it swoops down it
so often.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh, what is it? What is it?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
It's confirmation of the long standing Mather hypothesis that the
upper balcony, the person shouting from the upper balcony, is
the secret sauce. It's not the man in the arena
that fuels the sports machine, the industrial complex of sports.
It's the heckler in row three twenty five yelling overate.
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It's the gas bag on the radio, who is tossing
verbal raspberries at you. You see, the doubter is the sparkplug.
These guys are surrounded by fanboys that give them the
manny and the petty, the BackRub. They licked their toes,
the whole thing. Oh yes, they can't get enough. It's
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like going to seven eleven for these guys, twenty four
to seven. Slurp, slurp, slurp. They love the slurpee. They
get a lot of it. So the few people that
aren't like that, that actually speak the gospel and aren't
just fanboys, they they don't know what to do with that,
and so they use that as motivation. Right and without
this type of commentary, you'd be wandering in the football
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wilderness like a sheep without a shepherd. And the critic
sharpens the blade. That's why CD needs this show. He
needs the other critics helping ceed Lamb to go the
extra mile. You want greatness, you gotta have a little
(12:30):
bit of venom. Everyone that's ever won a championship, what
do they always say? Nobody thought we could do it,
Nobody believed in us.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It's great because like the Dodgers, this year won the
World Series. Right, they were supposed to win the World Series.
They underachieved during the regular season by twelve games.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I believe it was. They were chronic underachievers. And they
won in the playoffs and.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
So oh, nobody thought we could do it, bro, everyone
thought you could do it, numb nuts.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
You just didn't look like you're gonna be able to
do it. And on the rebound you're able to pull
it off. All right, fun fuck.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
So.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Following the Cowboys Thanksgiving win, the owner and general manager
Jerry Jones gave his State of the Cowboys address.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
He was talking about the team's playoff chances.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
He arrived outside the Cowboys locker room with a turkey
leg in his hand.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
And not only.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Does Jerry believe the Cowboys, believe it or not, will
reach the postseason shocking take, he also thinks that the
Dallas Cowboys are very deserving of making the playoffs. He said,
quote the way this team is playing, I think we've
got a team that can sustain this, Jerry Jones said,
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And then if we get a shot at it can
deserve to be there close quote all right, So, beating
the Eagles and beating the Chiefs back to back, obviously
a notch in the old bedpost there.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
The question, though, is do you share Jerry jones optimism
for the Cowboys making the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Playoffs? So Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Wants you to believe you, the consumer, that the Cowboys
are back. Baby, the Cowboys are back. And he's out there,
he's smiling, he's smile. Last time he smiled like that
is when he found a twenty eight year old model
at a Arlington sports bar.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That's the last time Jerry smiled like that.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But slow down, old Sparky, Slow down, Jerry. This is
not Fantasy Island. Unfortunately, we will not become prisoners of
the moment.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Channel my inner Larry David here on this one. I'm
gonna tell you my response. Do you share Jerry jones
tremendous optimism Cowboys make the plus I'm gonna go Larry
David here on this one. I'm going eh, I don't
think so, and I am never wrong about this stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Never.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Jerry Jones should be performing at Chuckles Comedy Club, Hajas
and the Improv as he was out there doing his
best carrot top impersonation, a prop comedian hauling out prop comedy,
waving around a turkey leg like it was a playoff dream.
And he might as well have brought out a rubber
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chicken on a stick. And if he wants one, I
know a guy in Boston named the Leprechaun who has
a rubber chicken that he does bring around.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Like a prop comic.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Now, Dallas is a one game above five hundred, so
they're still at this moment in a ditch. They're in
a ditch, the tow truck has not arrived, tow truck
can't find them, and the two landmine losses are still
there at home to the Cardinals and on the road
to the Carolina Panthers, and those will be the two
(15:56):
losses that send the Cowboys playoff dreams to the electric chair.
They're not gonna be able to overcome that. That's the
kind of paperwork that gets stamped, denied, denied. Now, the
next gen stats, the nerd stats say the Cowboys playoff
chances went from eight percent to eighteen percent, which still
means you're batting one point eighty after the win over
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Cansas City wonderful. So that is not a roadmap. That
is not a roadmap that is a scratch off lottery ticket.
They will need to run the table and get some
help to get in the playoffs. So the schedule they
play some Tomato Cans, but the Cowboys also have the
Lions up next, and then later on they have to
play the Chargers, who are like brass knuckles for Dallas,
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and Jerry's got this Cheshire cat grin. Unfortunately the NFC
for the Cowboys, it appears there's a trapdoor hidden underneath
the NFC.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Bracket for the Dallas Cowboys. It is the Ben Ma Show.
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Speaker 2 (21:17):
Hello, blind Scott, Welcome.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Hi. So here's the thing we all wonder, how did
we get here? How did blind Scott end up working
on the Ben Mallish. I've been on the show for
a long time. I've done applied behavioral therapy, conversion therapy,
dialectic behavioral therapy. I've been in institutions. I've gone one
hundred percent blind listen listening to this show. I've met Ben.
When Ben realized that I was using my guide dog
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uncontrollably when we went to a restaurant, I just let
the leash go and might it run around while we
were out to eat. You know, I'm very outrageous. I
have four brothers in laws and two sisters in laws,
and none of them talk to me. My family doesn't
talk to me. I'm very independent. I'm high functioning. I
believe that blind women are treated better than blind men
in society, which is weird. But here's another thing. I'm
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a Helen Keller expert. My special interest on radio The
Fred the Toucher and Hardy Show and The Ben Maller Show.
I'm obsessed with radio. I'm upset the way it works.
I'm it sets the way it ron.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
let's see here.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Ferd Dog has a question for ask a blind guy.
He says, do you have a favorite color?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
So I can't stand Fern Dog when he throws Larina
and Justin Cooper under the bus. He's a backstabber. You know,
he better get in line or he's gonna get a
beating pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Are you threatening him?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I feel like, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're friends.
No no, no, no, dude, this is for entertainment purposes.
Alle yeah, it's is no, we're friends. This is entertainment purpose.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
That certainly sounded like it sounded like a threat. I mean,
sound like Nature Boy. Right, I'm moving on Nature Boy rides.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Please ask Blind Scott for the best prank someone ever
played on it. It had to be the Plunger that
when you said on the Plunger, I don't know that
was a prank.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
You know, I was in the institution and the mental institution, man,
you know, maybe like a year I clogged the toe
up from the medication. But somebody put a tack on
my seat at work, you know what I mean. And
somebody a shot at Gin. Somebody bought me a shot
at gin once. You know. Somebody gave me like a
line of baking soda once you know, yeah, somebody stuck there.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I was in the wait wait wait wait wait wait
you snorted a line of baking soda?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah? Oh yeah, Hey dude, I bought all this stuff
on the streets. I mean I've been thrown for like
eleven years. I bought all this stuff. I mean, I've
shot you know, I bought everything. Man, I bought you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I'm like, well, well, here's an interesting comment.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Darkey Sausage right, since says my god, Ben, this is
going to be the worst hour of the Ben Maler
Show ever with blind Scout.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Well, here's the thing. These people are so jealous of me.
Donkey Sausage follows me on Twitter like I would have
been given my Twitter name out. It's so outrageous, you
know what I mean, on the air and follows me.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Well, these are some very offensive questions, Scott, I apologize.
King Rory writes and says, when when a blind guy poops,
how do you know when to stop wiping?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
And that's very offensive.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
No, no, no, that's not offensive at all. That's a
great question. You can put the towilet paper clos enough
to your nose, but you can use baby wipes, you
can use Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
The duvet is the way to go. You gotta go
do vet. I just wash it.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I've never tried one though, I've never used one.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You know what I'm saying, Well, you got to make
sure you don't go too powerful on that or you'll
never forget it.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Let's eat Dog has a question for you on the phones.
Eat Dog. Welcome and to ask a blind guy with
blind guys.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Okay, I just want to say, hid my friend, Chris
my girlfriend. But here's a question.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Well you have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, her name it's Chris.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
What happened to Melissa?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
She's still around? But I buy pretzels and I buy uh,
christa some pizza. Where do you live in Long Island?
I'm just curious, just for geographical reasons. And Chief mc
cherson he quit on the fan I was living. And
here's the question, all right, Ben, Yeah, it's Scott. Okay,
who's the best quarterback there ever was that never won
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a Super Bowl? Get rid of this guy for now.
Put him back on hold. Put him back on hold.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
No answer the question then, I mean, Dan Marino, I'm
gonna go Dann Marino.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
He dog.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Win?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
What do I What do I win? He dog?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I'm gonna give you some potato lockets next year.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I love potato.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
One of the questions for for Bran Scott, who was
the only player, the best running back there ever was
that played for the Rams and the Colts. Know what
you're doing? You know? I played high school hockey. I
was the only freshman pick for the bar City team
in seventh grade. I I played books the soccer. We're
eighteen three and one and we led the league and
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yellow card.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
We don't, we don't. Nobody cares about your high school
athletic success. Okay, nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Well, answer the question, Scotto, I don't watch sports, dude,
I don't care about your sports questions.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You actually don't watch anything. You're blind.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
He's showing you. I mean, we got to say, here's
the thing, Like, here's the thing with legally blind Christopher
when he calls up like there's a level yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Right, a dog, I'm gonna put you're talking over each other,
I put I put any dog on hold there and
we'll continue this riveting radio. It's going so well. And
Rob the goat Man has a great question. He says,
is it true that you sat on the plunger on purpose?
That's from Rob the Goatman.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Well, why would I do that? They have toys for
stuff like that? You know, dude, there's something wrong with
my nose. And dude, there's something wrong with my nose
and my chin. I hate it so much, like my chin?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Why do you care about your chin? You don't know
of the good things. You don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
No, people may comments, they say, like you have a
mansion and an ugly nose and stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
That knows about that? Who cares what people think?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
That's the Yeah, you're right, you're right. I don't caay.
I haven't made it this fine life without people caring
what they think. You know what I'm saying. Like, So
let's take another call. Who do we got on hold on?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I want to see here, Stevie Meatball. Let's see he's
also blind. Stevie Meatballs you're on with Blind Scott. Hello
Stevie Meatballs. Hello, Hi Stevie Meatballs.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Good question. You get drunk, I've got, I've got I've
got a correction to make when you know when to
stop wiping when your guide dog stops eating your toilet baper. Dude,
Stevie Meatballs is a front. He's not even called up
that time instaid. Anybody can get a gun. He's like,
you just have a gone if you're if you're legally blind,
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you're never going to get one. Dude. They don't give
them to people like that. This guy is just like
one of the you're.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Attacking everyone, Scott.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I meant you, you're just very upset.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Upset. I've been listening to these frauds for years. Play
like I'm the totally blind guy on the show. Everybody
tries to rip off the bit, you know, Davi and
Meebo calls it too. You can't go bowling if you're blind.
The lane is completely waxed. You'll step right in the
lane and break your neck. I've tried it, dude.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
You.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Could. You could do it. You just have to.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You know that thing where they do it for the kids,
where you put the bowling ball and push it down
the thing you could do that.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
I've spent two weeks in the hospital doing that. Dude,
I actually done blind bowling two weeks in the hospital
in twenty thirteen September twenty thirteen. You know what I mean.
I've done every Every blind organization doesn't want me involved.
They say it's a bad look for the blind because
I know so much about being blind. It's outrageous the
way they treat blind people on sports radio. Because here's
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the thing, I'm the most layered, diverse call So here
you do the Olympics, the housekeeping Olympics. They have to
be the housekeeping special Olympics. You want to see the table.
You don't want to take these regular callers, the regular
calm down.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Mallard prop guy writes, and he says, I have an
older friend who will be hosting a twenty two year
old blind granddaughter for two weeks between Christmas in early January.
Mallard prop guy says, the young lady is hard to
please and anti social. What types of activities might be
good to propose through lossy visits?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
This is a good so she might like the movies
they'll have accessible movies, and they also have museums that
are accessible for blind people. So I don't know where
they are, but first I would look up what accessible
museums in the area that they have for blind people.
The library is also a great place to take somebody
like that. They might have sent three disorders, so you
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have to understand what their limits are. But the best
thing to do is to try, like to go out
for coffee or have a fun sugar retreat.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Well, Superman, Steve and Bobby and Florida are both very
upset it is a blind Scott and Malor of super Market.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Steve says, it's called a bidet, not a duvet.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
A duve is what you put on top of the
bed to make it look all buffy and fluffy.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
You know that's true.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
You guys knew what we meant.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
You know, Come on, you guys, listen as I say, Scott,
I could do a perfect show. I tell Brie all
the time. I told her in the production and they said, listen, Brie,
she's producing. I said, I can do a perfect show.
I told Mark, we can do a perfect show. I
just occasionally like to make a mistake, just to make
sure these a holes are listening like supermarket se Bobby,
so they can correct my work because they're schmarks.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah. The thing with supermarket Stevens, he's supermarket Steve's working.
He's all jacked up. He's running around the supermarket. That's
why he acts crazy like that. It gives you a
huge adrenaline. Law trust me, I know, Ben, I wonder
what your wife thinks to me. It's important to me,
like I've sent you, I've met her, I've sent your
harassing emails. Is there any is she worried? Because here's
the thing. On the Ben Mello Show. We have a
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list of people that might harm bend and people that
might not harm bend, Like I'm on the might not
harm bend, but the harm bend people you could just So,
who do you.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Because I think you're on the harm bend. If you
could see, you definitely harm me. You can't see, so
I think I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I don't think I would be here if I could see.
I don't think I would be here, you know, like
I might.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
What do you think you would be doing? You think
you'd be doing television? You would be moving on from radio.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
I think I would have been I think I could
have played professional sports, like I saw my brother just
shot a sixty four, like playing golf somewhere, like I
helped him learning wrong the golf.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
So now, who do you think, among the.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
People that are regulars in the show, who is most
likely to go psychotic and damage me in some way?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
No, well, well I don't think it. Well, I don't
think it's Mike the leper coon because he doesn't listen
to the show. You know what I'm saying, Well, the
political people, like I heard Michael Felgers say the other day.
He you know, Michael Feliger's wife worked for Fox. You know,
he said when he gets a lot of emails, yes
to block, he says, the political ones, yes to block
right away. But we can't do that on this show
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because we have a small group. We have to expect
respect everybody fullie. You know, we try to be a
diverse culture here. But I think it's a political person
from either side. Because here's the thing. Once you start
crashing out.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Of all right, nobody cares. Milkman.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Might you but you listened all day to Sports Ray
because that your friends.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Well I don't think you're friends with Fred Toucher, but
you claim to be and then uh, doesn't felgo do
like an afternoon show or something like that. So that's uh,
and you got us overnight. That's all day.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Uh, Milkman, Mike and Colorado says, blind Scott is a
sightless version of Marcell.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Your thoughts, blind Scott, Well.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Here's the thing. I graduated college with an accounting degree
at some university. You can tell Marcell is like level
He's a level free autistic. I'm you know, I'm probably
level one. I couldn't get above seven hundred on the
SATs to go to college. But I it was wicked.
It hard because I couldn't see the things. I didn't
have any accommodations throw up. My parents bought me a
bike and I was hitting mailboxes with it, and they
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diagnosed me with a tumor, thinking I had cancer, and
then they found out that I was going blind all right.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Kathy and Madison points out that a blind person would
have to clean after going in number two the same
way a sided person would. By feeling nobody can see
their own tookis well, Kathy, I think the point is
I don't get too graphic into the how we make
the sausage, but most people might do a kind of
a Lukie Lou, you know when you do the.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Old wife there to see if there's anything there. Scott
does not have that opportunity.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, well, like high school or lives near me and
they're like, I know, blind Scott in real life, watch
out for the psychopath. He yells at people in the
neighborhood and we just don't even want them in our business.
Or you don't get any messages like that ever.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Do I get some bad emails? I don't know. I
don't usually don't write back.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I wrote back to you, and then you became very
psychotic and threatened me many times, and so I finally
had to block you. But I did enjoy interacting with
you for a while until you became psycho and then
I had to stop.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
No, you didn't email me that back at all. That offs,
and I mean I'm still emailing you know. Where do
they go in the trash? Can you see him in there?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I don't. You were blocked months ago. I don't know
where they go. I don't get them.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
So they're in the trash. You have the same email.
You just see him in there? Dude. Dude. One other
thing though, like I'm one of the most diverse callers
on sports radio. So when you take my call, you're
going to get something different than anyone else. That's why
I get on all these shows.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
A R. I mean, well, we must move on. That's
ask a blind guy, Blind Scott, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Put that on your demo tape. I'm sure they'll hire
you at the Sports Hub there in Boston. I'm guessing
Fred Toucher is going to contact you and offer you
a position on.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
His morning show. Unless this will cement the fact you'll
never work in radio. Very nice. It is the Ben
the Malor Show.
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Speaker 2 (35:32):
We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am. Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
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Bill Miller and you happy Thanksgiving weekend as we slide
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the Penny. It is on YouTube. You can get to
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Philadelphia and Chicago duking it out in the NFL, and
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Speaker 2 (36:42):
Enjoy, Enjoy.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Time Now to pay off the instaivio, I have Mallard
of the third degree. Blank had the highest share of
receiving yards on a Super Bowl champion. This goes back
all time highest share of receiving yards all time. Let's
see does anyone know the answer? Johnny ces going with
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Bambi as his answer. Doc Dan is with us in Minnesota.
He's going boog Powell.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Who else? Let's see page down.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
The Duves of du Vaal County from Milkman Mike in Colorado.
Marc Andre Fleury is forty one today from Late Night
Drug Tester Bullet, Bob Hayes from ekeon Roseville, Minnesota, Max
McGee from King Rory, Don Beabie from Rob Who else?
Do we have Paige Dan beer drinking Brian guests by
JT the Wingman and can't read that? Vinnie the Mama
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Luke from Mattillo and the Goba Ghoul. All right, No,
the correct answer is the playmaker Michael Irvin for the
ninety five Cowboys. He had forty two point eight percent
of the cowboy receiving yards.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
It's Mallard. How about that? To the third degree? This
is one I think Ben gets quilled. All right, Bree
is in the.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Hot season, all righty Ben So. Colt's quarterback Daniel Jones
reportedly has a fracture in his lower leg, but he's
willing to play through it. Ben, do you think this
made backfire on the Colts as we approached the postseason?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I think this is an excuse.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Number One, Daniel Jones has started to play like the
Daniel Jones who played for the Giants the last three games.
I believe he's got the same number of interceptions as
touchdowns and a bunch of fumbles, and so.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
He's medically cleared to play.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
This sounds like a tremendous excuse for his incompetence currently
at the quarterback position.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
Next, Ben, the Buck guys have decided to fly to
ann Arbor for their annual rivalry game against Michigan. In
the past, they've usually taken a bus when they play that,
but Ryan Day has noted that they are going to
fly just like they do all their other road games,
so he wants to keep the routine and the routine, Ben,
do you think this is a good idea by right?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I think this is the dumbest thing. The whole reason
it's a rivalry. You just bust.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
There's a point it'd be like if you live in
La flying to San Diego or Palm Springs. How dumb
is that? It's just it's a short drive away.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Like, what are you bothering to? I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Like, I know the Buck guys have this issue with
they keep losing the Michigan, But my god, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Next, I would totally fly to Palm Springs. Okay, Dodger
Stadium will be transformed into a golf course for a
few days in early December, Bend. Do you think this
is a good idea?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Well, yeah, the Dodgers is really hurting for money over there,
so anything they can do to make money.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I mean, the poor.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Dodger and ownership, They clearly don't have any money over there.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
The question is if you if you pay to get
in there and golf at Dodger Stadium, do you have.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
To pay that off over fifty.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Years like the Otani contractor do they want that right
up front?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
I don't know. How did we do? Breed? You pass right?
Enjoy enjoy flying to Palm Springs. My god,
Host
Ben Maller
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